My Name is Jeff

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jem. What is where is that from? Is that sindbad?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Like?

Speaker 1 (00:04):
What is going on there? Well?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
But what's the context. The context is we have a
new draft and we.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Have a new draft, not we as in you and me,
but the city of Omaha at the Henry Dorley Zoo
has a new draft named Jeff.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
The city of Omaha has a new draft in that
one guy from twenty one Jump Street wanted.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
To celebrate Jem. That's Channing Tatum. That's the one.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
That guy a Channing Tatum to me, like, is he
kind of like off brand John Cena A little bit?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, because John Cena was famous doing something else. I
always look at Ching Tatum was an actor, try to
be an actor. A lot of the ladies love him.
He you know, he's roughly our age, maybe a little older.
And you know, I don't know the girls our age,
just they love the guy. He had the good bod,
he had the face. He I don't know, it's just

(00:54):
to me he's he's rom com or.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Blame their Statham. That's that's like blame their younger Statham
who can be in rom coms.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
What I don't trust about him is that his name
like Channing, the I n G. Yeah, what's with the
ing on names? That's what I want to know. Why
don't they put the E D? Why don't they make
a past tense at this point?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You know, I guess, I don't know. I mean first names,
it's it's I don't, I don't know. We've we've we've
climned on a lot of people's first names over the years.
I I like them to make sense. I wouldn't task
my kid with having a terrible one. But Channing is
like an up, upper middle class first name, and then

(01:42):
he goes on to be like a millionaire actor. I
think it's appropriate. It's a good name for for what
he looks like. Ladies like it. It's not like he's
named Keith or something. You know that'd be that'd be
a tough.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Look.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
What if your name was Kei Thing, Kei Thing? Why
not I n G Keithing because I just Keithing Tatum. Okay,
So Channing at least is a last name. It's a
famous last name, is it.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah? Have you heard of Carol Channing? What if I haven't?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
You need to read a book? I have read books. Yeah,
you need to read different books. That teaches you about
the exploits of Carol Channing.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
You know a book I read?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
What was that book we're talking about with the train
that goes into the meadow?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Isn't it tootle or something something like Tootleff.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Scruffy the Tugboat was the other one. I've read that book.
I read Scruffy the Tugboat many times as a child. Yeah,
it was what was the name, Gretchen or whatever? Gertrude,
Gertrude I believe it is.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, I said Gertrude because you know, like it just
looks like it should be a.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Jur a Gertrude.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Imagine call it Gertrude, like Gertrude, Like what do you
call somebody that's name is Gertrude?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Girty?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, this has that wun't work for me. True Trudy
would be like the one that makes sense, right, But
that's a weird name.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Maybe just Gert, you know, like Burt, there's old Gert's up, Gert?
You got your yo Girt today?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Gert? Oh, we know, don't do that. Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
So anyway, as you can tell, it's a Friday, we're
screwing around. We don't know, we don't know what's going on?
As you mentioned, big news new draft at Henry dol
lu Zoo. His name's Jeff. I'm excited to go see him.
You know what that means, though, right? You know what
that means? Tell me what that means? Uh?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
What he means? I need to know more of that.
You've you've run out of that? No much, no more,
way too much? Killed the joke?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yes, yeah, all in the same segment. As soon as
we get tired of sloppy. Let me know, when we
get tired of it, I'll bring it back. No, I
don't want to bring him back. What does it mean? Really,
we got a new giraffe. What does it mean that
we got a new giraft? He's an adult giraffe. You
know what this means? H brown boy. That means he's

(04:05):
a genetic fit for the females in the herd. And
you know what that means, baby drafts. Hold on, let
me let me no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I can make contact. I can create context for it.
What is he gonna say when he rolls up on
that yard? You know what he's gonna say already, Amorysonger,
All right, that's it.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm coming across this table.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
And I'm gonna put you in trot's faced chicken wing,
you know, Bob Backland style, and you're gonna be like, okay,
no more, no more.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
That draft is gonna roll right into that yard, look around,
and say one thing.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay, that's it.