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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jeremiah from I didn't get a location because he doesn't
need to give me that. Well, so I'll say he's
from ord, Nebraska or or or Well.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
That's gonna be fun. That's gonna be cool. I'm under
the impression we have more of those two, is that right?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
We do? In fact, we do, so we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Have to do some of those giveaways between.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now and then. Huh more giveaways to come. So there
you go.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hey and Matt, did you pop quiz? Who's the president
of Ukraine? Did you have you?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Do you know this? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Isn't isn't his name like Voldemort or something like that?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
The man who should not be named?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
The no nos guy hee he should who shouldn't shall
not be named?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
The president, the President of Ukraine. That's not gonna go
over properly, that's not gonna go over. Well, oh no, wait,
wow Voldemort? Now he now he does have a lot
of letters that are similar in his first name, Volodimir.
There you go, see, common mistake, not a common mistake.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
No, please don't cancel me.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You just called the president of Ukraine, who's in the
middle of a war where many people think they're the
victim in it, and you just called the leader of
that country Voldemort. So anybody with the context of who
Voldemort is, I mean, nobody wants to be that guy.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Great, So now people are gonna think I'm a Russian sympathizer.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I sympathize with no man or woman. I'm on no
one's team. I'm rooting for the Refts. Quite frankly, Oh okay,
you're one of those guys. Oh yeah, that's not great.
That's not great. Volodimeir Zelenski's his name, for whatever it's worth.
And according to reports, he has agreed to a draft
of a minerals deal with the United States minerals.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I've heard that's good for the skin.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I think these are different, but I could be wrong.
Maybe there are some skin minerals in here. Good exfoliation
on the skin there it is. This has been reported
by many, many different types of people at this point
where it is getting out that he plans to travel
to Washington, d C. Friday to meet with Donald Trump
(02:05):
after this agreement on the deal. Trump and Zelensky in
the same place at the same time.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Holy cow, are you saying we haven't seen that before?
Can we confirm her? Tony they're not the same person.
Is that the where you're going with this right now?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
No? No, no, okay, no, my bad. Didn't he just leave?
By the way Voltimore? He just left and now he's back.
What is this a turnstyle?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
What are you talking about? I just feel like he's
always here Baltimore. Yes or Zelensky?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What's the difference? It is Zelensky? Yes, No, I don't,
I don't, don't. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
He had time to stop at waffle house and he's back.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You are wrong. This is not what we're gonna get
ourselves into. The uh. Emmanuel McCrone was in the White House.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Was that yesterday? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
It was.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
It was yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
The French guy, he's talked with a lot of people
that are not like generally his pals politically. Donald Trump
all ready and Zolensky come into town and he's gonna
he's gonna talk about this mineral deal. But I'm sure
you know they got to talk about that war. Trump
said this when he was asked, and I don't have
the ability to play the audio off my computer, but
he said, it'll be a deal with rare earths and
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various other things, and he would like to come, as
I understand it here to sign it. It would be
great with me. I think then we will have to
get it approved by their counsel or whoever might approve it.
But I'm sure that will happen. And quote he called
volodimeirs Olensky just a couple of days ago a dictator
or like suggested he was a dictator. Remember we had
Don Bacon on the show last week and he kind
(03:34):
of talked about like, h yeah, I wasn't real keen
on the way that we're talking about voladimirs Lensky in
Ukraine here, when when you know, for the most part,
people are paying close attention, Russia is the one that
was the aggressor in the whole thing. He said a
lot of bad things about Zelensky. And now we're gonna
see them together in the same room at the same
time at the White House this Friday. Is this on
pay per view or I get to see this, I
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get to hear what they have to say to each other.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Well, are they gonna have a fireside chat?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Are they gonna punch each other? Would that be what
would happen if that happened? What if Zlensky was just
like Actually, I just wanted to come here and give
you one of these pah hurts, don't it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I think the Secret Service might rush in.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's plausible. But he's a president of a country. I mean,
what are they gonna do to him? Charge him with assault?
That's assault, brother.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
So what are you saying he's gonna end up in jail.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
No, what I'm saying is I think that it would.
I don't know what to expect here. You would think
this would be pretty diplomatic, but they've said bad things
about each other, especially Trump does Alensky. If I'm Zelensky,
I'm like this guy. This guy can't stop talking about me.
He cannot. He's calling me all the names in the book.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
He calls everybody all the names in the book.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
He's saying, I'm a dictator. He's saying I'm ducking elections.
He's thinking that I'm some sort of crook. I'm I'm
running the most corrupt government in the world, which I
mean that is quite a statement. Let's think about all
the governments in the world. Uh, you know Ukraine, there
may be some corruption there, but a e have you
seen some of those South American countries? Any African countries
(04:58):
that are not democratic. I mean he and some of
the democratic ones. Let's be real. Heck, Russia, some corruption
in Russia. A lot of different people die who might
be trying to rise to challenge Vladimir putin a different time.
I mean, they can't be a coincidence every single time, right, Don't.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
They have a whole island where they put their dissidence.
I don't want to know about it. If they do,
I'd say there's some corruption in Russia.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, what I'm saying is Vladimir Zelenski going to have
an appearance on Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
He's going to sign.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
This isn't about the war per se, but this is
going to be I think a lead up into we
can help Ukraine get with a little We can help
Ukraine a little bit because they have now come to
an agreement to help us get some rare earth minerals.
And that's good. This is positive, barring them having an
old fashioned wrestling match and like on the White House lawn, Like,
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the only thing that I can think of going wrong
here would just be Trump or Zelenski get into some
sort of shouting match or an argument and decide not
to sign this thing.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Now, what does old fashion mean when in reference to
a wrestling match talking Greco Roman.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah yeah, not like yeah yeah, it's literally like, hey,
we're in a pit or a circle and upper body
only boys, No weird jiu jitsu takedowns, nothing like that,
Like like, and we're taking our shirts off too, like
old school.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
You gotta take the.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Shirt off, you gotta, you gotta, you know, maybe we
can give you like a minor amount of baby oil
to make you a little bit slippery, but for the
most part, like no Shenanigan's, no pulling on hair, no biting,
like just good old fashioned grappling, and we'll settle.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
This like men used to. You want to talk about
the art of the deal. Just wait for Trump to
hit Zelensky with the splaytle.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh the splaight all could you imagine Trump putting this
platle on anyone? I mean, the visual of athletic guys
getting put in a splaytal is quite something. A couple
of uh, you know, like cuz Olinski's not the oldest
guy in the world, but like a couple of older,
not as athletic dudes trying to to, you know, do
a wrestling match.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
And then Trump lays on the spladle.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Who that hurt?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It hurt the pride more than anything. And it's not
even a pen. He just has to sit there. He
just has to take it like that's the worst part.
It's just humiliating. You just sit there until the period's over.
I think we need to outlaw the splade, just to
make sure nobody gets caught in one of.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
The push push the splaydal. It all feels like the
right move.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, let's just let's simplify Greco Roman shirts off, no
tugging on hair, no biting, and I think we can
just let it go until there's a resolution. They'll wear
each other out eventually. Four seventeen. They don't ask us
for ideas. There's a reason for that. Ladies and gentlemen.
If you've got some ideas though, and you would like
to talk about Zelensky to the White House to speak
with Trump on Friday, call us four h two five
(07:38):
five eight eleven ten is a number four h two
five five eight eleven ten. On news radio eleven ten, kfab.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Andriye Sucker, Fritzerns in a moment, don news for you
eleven ten.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
If you're Zelenski, let's pretend like you are. How would
this get settled? Because a man needs to have his dignity.
If I go on my social media. Let's say I
have a social media platform that I can just shout
into the sphere anything that's on my mind, and I
am the guy that runs the platform, like Trump and
truth social essentially okay, okay. And on top of that,
I just think that this the country of Ukraine is
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getting away with an awful lot of stuff, including theft
of American dollars, thanks to the weaklings that were in
the administration before this. Right, yeah, you don't want to,
you know, I I uh write okay, So so I'm
able to do this, And I think you owe me
something because I've given you money on giving you money,
and I'm giving you money. But now I'm in charge
now the guy before me, he's on charge anymore. There's
(08:37):
a new captain on this shift. I'm the captain now,
and you, sir, are a piece of baaloney.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You're bull honky.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You know what, I think that you need to owe
me for the millions of dollars that I was giving
you just so you could fight a war you'll never win.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Oh okay, that's rich.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Sure, that's and this is not face to face, by
the way I'm saying it to the press. I'm putting
it on my social media. I'm not calling you and
saying this, even though we may have been on the
phone a time or two. But now all of a sudden,
one of my friends, I get a crony of mine
who can go and talk to you, so I don't
have to I'm too busy to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
And he goes and he sits with you and says, hey, look,
this might be a way that we can make this work.
All you gotta do is talk to this guy about
giving up some of your resources and we can maybe
make this work.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
What do you want? What do you want? Some beats?
We grow beats in Ukraine. We go cabbage potatoes. That's
all we have and we have nothing left. Okay, so
you help us or World War IIE will start. Okay, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
So that's not what he said, because that's certainly not
all that Ukraine has. It's a national soup.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
It's got beats of potatoes and cabbage of carrots and onions.
We have bush.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Okay, Nobody wants to bush want we want we want
the chips, we want the minerals. You got the minerals
in the way earth. We want rare earth minerals. And
you're gonna say yes because you know it's best. And
if you say yes, then you know I can help
you in the war that is destroying your country. So
you're gonna forget about your bush and your beats. You're
gonna get yourself in line with this rare earth minerals deal.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
And eventually you say.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Okay, but I want to go to America and I
want to sign it with the guy himself.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yes, because the last time I went, I had the
waffle House and it's so good and I just wanted
to gain.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
So you almost sound Italian. I'm okay, what do I
have to do to sound more Ukraine?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
The borsch I feel like if I said borsh but
too many times, then I get to listen.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
They don't have bush at waffle House. They have smothered
and covered ash browns, and I love them so much.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I don't know what you're going for here, but either way,
Zelenski's coming to the White House. You've been sitting on
this for weeks. He's been talking crap about you for weeks.
I've been talking crap about you for weeks and now
and now we have an occasion for you to see me.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
And you're gonna come.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
To my place, my home, and you're gonna sign this
deal right in front of me, and we have to
talk to each other about it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Okay, tough guy. You know I'm a comedian too. You
say mediocre, that's fine. We will see how mediocre I
am when I get five minutes to talk about you
for a change, mister Donnie Trump.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Okay, So what's you gonna say.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Are you gonna come and you're gonna say, Look, man,
I'm pretty offended by the stuff that you said. But
can you not say bad things about me? Can you
be complimentary?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Because we kind of need money? So I like you? Okay,
So you gotta play the game. Would you like some borsh?
No more borsh?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I break some barsh for you.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I want you to quit this war, give Russia half
of the amount of land that they've already taken. They
still get Crimea, but we have a rare earth mineral
deal and we'll kind of PreTect you if you have
any problems in the future.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
How about I just give you some barsh and you
give me my money.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
This is why Zlensky is Alensky and you are a
radio producer.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I googled the vegetables in Ukraine and it said barsh
and I just love saying it so much.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Papaa poopye Italian Italian know Ukrainian. The mix of ethnicities
we didn't know we needed.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Why why don't I take my wooden boy with me.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Like Pinocchio and we're going to go to the pizza.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Place and and have some wash pizza. It's in a
little Pinocchio and we teach him how to live again.
We got sugar sugara beats are gonna be part of
everything that we do. Yes, and people are gonna be
just like Ukrainian Italian. You both need canceled. Now great,
if you pulled me into it, We're going down the whirlpool.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It's over with. It was nice knowing you, Matt. It
was nice knowing you the listener. Actually, I have a
few minutes and maybe I'll be back. But until then, ah,
we may need to, you know, just make sure that
our social medias are scrubbed. Why people look to try
to end us for U, for talking like this, But
the Lenski's coming to the White House on Friday. He's
gonna sign some paperwork and we're gonna see what he
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actually has to say.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
There, and there will be an exchange of McDonald's and
a big hot bowl of bush.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
That would be actually one of the best things ever.
It'd be hilarious and people would love it, and the
two guys would smile and it'd be great.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Anyway, it's for twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Thanks for listening and putting up with some of the
stupidness that we do on from time to time here
on news radio eleven Tin Kfab Relaxed. Emrie Sono will
be right back.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
I've seen as I finished talking on the radio eleventh
Heads Kab
Jeremiah from I didn't get a location because he doesn't
need to give me that. Well, so I'll say he's
from ord, Nebraska or or or Well.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
That's gonna be fun. That's gonna be cool. I'm under
the impression we have more of those two, is that right?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
We do? In fact, we do, so we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Have to do some of those giveaways between.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now and then. Huh more giveaways to come. So there
you go.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hey and Matt, did you pop quiz? Who's the president
of Ukraine? Did you have you?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Do you know this? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Isn't isn't his name like Voldemort or something like that?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
The man who should not be named?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
The no nos guy hee he should who shouldn't shall
not be named?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
The president, the President of Ukraine. That's not gonna go
over properly, that's not gonna go over. Well, oh no, wait,
wow Voldemort? Now he now he does have a lot
of letters that are similar in his first name, Volodimir.
There you go, see, common mistake, not a common mistake.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
No, please don't cancel me.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You just called the president of Ukraine, who's in the
middle of a war where many people think they're the
victim in it, and you just called the leader of
that country Voldemort. So anybody with the context of who
Voldemort is, I mean, nobody wants to be that guy.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Great, So now people are gonna think I'm a Russian sympathizer.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I sympathize with no man or woman. I'm on no
one's team. I'm rooting for the Refts. Quite frankly, Oh okay,
you're one of those guys. Oh yeah, that's not great.
That's not great. Volodimeir Zelenski's his name, for whatever it's worth.
And according to reports, he has agreed to a draft
of a minerals deal with the United States minerals.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I've heard that's good for the skin.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I think these are different, but I could be wrong.
Maybe there are some skin minerals in here. Good exfoliation
on the skin there it is. This has been reported
by many, many different types of people at this point
where it is getting out that he plans to travel
to Washington, d C. Friday to meet with Donald Trump
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after this agreement on the deal. Trump and Zelensky in
the same place at the same time.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Holy cow, are you saying we haven't seen that before?
Can we confirm her? Tony they're not the same person.
Is that the where you're going with this right now?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
No? No, no, okay, no, my bad. Didn't he just leave?
By the way Voltimore? He just left and now he's back.
What is this a turnstyle?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
What are you talking about? I just feel like he's
always here Baltimore. Yes or Zelensky?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What's the difference? It is Zelensky? Yes, No, I don't,
I don't, don't. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
He had time to stop at waffle house and he's back.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You are wrong. This is not what we're gonna get
ourselves into. The uh. Emmanuel McCrone was in the White House.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Was that yesterday? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
It was.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
It was yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
The French guy, he's talked with a lot of people
that are not like generally his pals politically. Donald Trump
all ready and Zolensky come into town and he's gonna
he's gonna talk about this mineral deal. But I'm sure
you know they got to talk about that war. Trump
said this when he was asked, and I don't have
the ability to play the audio off my computer, but
he said, it'll be a deal with rare earths and
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various other things, and he would like to come, as
I understand it here to sign it. It would be
great with me. I think then we will have to
get it approved by their counsel or whoever might approve it.
But I'm sure that will happen. And quote he called
volodimeirs Olensky just a couple of days ago a dictator
or like suggested he was a dictator. Remember we had
Don Bacon on the show last week and he kind
(03:34):
of talked about like, h yeah, I wasn't real keen
on the way that we're talking about voladimirs Lensky in
Ukraine here, when when you know, for the most part,
people are paying close attention, Russia is the one that
was the aggressor in the whole thing. He said a
lot of bad things about Zelensky. And now we're gonna
see them together in the same room at the same
time at the White House this Friday. Is this on
pay per view or I get to see this, I
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get to hear what they have to say to each other.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Well, are they gonna have a fireside chat?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Are they gonna punch each other? Would that be what
would happen if that happened? What if Zlensky was just
like Actually, I just wanted to come here and give
you one of these pah hurts, don't it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I think the Secret Service might rush in.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's plausible. But he's a president of a country. I mean,
what are they gonna do to him? Charge him with assault?
That's assault, brother.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
So what are you saying he's gonna end up in jail.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
No, what I'm saying is I think that it would.
I don't know what to expect here. You would think
this would be pretty diplomatic, but they've said bad things
about each other, especially Trump does Alensky. If I'm Zelensky,
I'm like this guy. This guy can't stop talking about me.
He cannot. He's calling me all the names in the book.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
He calls everybody all the names in the book.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
He's saying, I'm a dictator. He's saying I'm ducking elections.
He's thinking that I'm some sort of crook. I'm I'm
running the most corrupt government in the world, which I
mean that is quite a statement. Let's think about all
the governments in the world. Uh, you know Ukraine, there
may be some corruption there, but a e have you
seen some of those South American countries? Any African countries
(04:58):
that are not democratic. I mean he and some of
the democratic ones. Let's be real. Heck, Russia, some corruption
in Russia. A lot of different people die who might
be trying to rise to challenge Vladimir putin a different time.
I mean, they can't be a coincidence every single time, right, Don't.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
They have a whole island where they put their dissidence.
I don't want to know about it. If they do,
I'd say there's some corruption in Russia.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, what I'm saying is Vladimir Zelenski going to have
an appearance on Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
He's going to sign.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
This isn't about the war per se, but this is
going to be I think a lead up into we
can help Ukraine get with a little We can help
Ukraine a little bit because they have now come to
an agreement to help us get some rare earth minerals.
And that's good. This is positive, barring them having an
old fashioned wrestling match and like on the White House lawn, Like,
(05:48):
the only thing that I can think of going wrong
here would just be Trump or Zelenski get into some
sort of shouting match or an argument and decide not
to sign this thing.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Now, what does old fashion mean when in reference to
a wrestling match talking Greco Roman.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah yeah, not like yeah yeah, it's literally like, hey,
we're in a pit or a circle and upper body
only boys, No weird jiu jitsu takedowns, nothing like that,
Like like, and we're taking our shirts off too, like
old school.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
You gotta take the.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Shirt off, you gotta, you gotta, you know, maybe we
can give you like a minor amount of baby oil
to make you a little bit slippery, but for the
most part, like no Shenanigan's, no pulling on hair, no biting,
like just good old fashioned grappling, and we'll settle.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
This like men used to. You want to talk about
the art of the deal. Just wait for Trump to
hit Zelensky with the splaytle.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh the splaight all could you imagine Trump putting this
platle on anyone? I mean, the visual of athletic guys
getting put in a splaytal is quite something. A couple
of uh, you know, like cuz Olinski's not the oldest
guy in the world, but like a couple of older,
not as athletic dudes trying to to, you know, do
a wrestling match.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
And then Trump lays on the spladle.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Who that hurt?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It hurt the pride more than anything. And it's not
even a pen. He just has to sit there. He
just has to take it like that's the worst part.
It's just humiliating. You just sit there until the period's over.
I think we need to outlaw the splade, just to
make sure nobody gets caught in one of.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
The push push the splaydal. It all feels like the
right move.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, let's just let's simplify Greco Roman shirts off, no
tugging on hair, no biting, and I think we can
just let it go until there's a resolution. They'll wear
each other out eventually. Four seventeen. They don't ask us
for ideas. There's a reason for that. Ladies and gentlemen.
If you've got some ideas though, and you would like
to talk about Zelensky to the White House to speak
with Trump on Friday, call us four h two five
(07:38):
five eight eleven ten is a number four h two
five five eight eleven ten. On news radio eleven ten, kfab.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Andriye Sucker, Fritzerns in a moment, don news for you
eleven ten.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
If you're Zelenski, let's pretend like you are. How would
this get settled? Because a man needs to have his dignity.
If I go on my social media. Let's say I
have a social media platform that I can just shout
into the sphere anything that's on my mind, and I
am the guy that runs the platform, like Trump and
truth social essentially okay, okay. And on top of that,
I just think that this the country of Ukraine is
(08:14):
getting away with an awful lot of stuff, including theft
of American dollars, thanks to the weaklings that were in
the administration before this. Right, yeah, you don't want to,
you know, I I uh write okay, So so I'm
able to do this, And I think you owe me
something because I've given you money on giving you money,
and I'm giving you money. But now I'm in charge
now the guy before me, he's on charge anymore. There's
(08:37):
a new captain on this shift. I'm the captain now,
and you, sir, are a piece of baaloney.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You're bull honky.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You know what, I think that you need to owe
me for the millions of dollars that I was giving
you just so you could fight a war you'll never win.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Oh okay, that's rich.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Sure, that's and this is not face to face, by
the way I'm saying it to the press. I'm putting
it on my social media. I'm not calling you and
saying this, even though we may have been on the
phone a time or two. But now all of a sudden,
one of my friends, I get a crony of mine
who can go and talk to you, so I don't
have to I'm too busy to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
And he goes and he sits with you and says, hey, look,
this might be a way that we can make this work.
All you gotta do is talk to this guy about
giving up some of your resources and we can maybe
make this work.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
What do you want? What do you want? Some beats?
We grow beats in Ukraine. We go cabbage potatoes. That's
all we have and we have nothing left. Okay, so
you help us or World War IIE will start. Okay, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
So that's not what he said, because that's certainly not
all that Ukraine has. It's a national soup.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
It's got beats of potatoes and cabbage of carrots and onions.
We have bush.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Okay, Nobody wants to bush want we want we want
the chips, we want the minerals. You got the minerals
in the way earth. We want rare earth minerals. And
you're gonna say yes because you know it's best. And
if you say yes, then you know I can help
you in the war that is destroying your country. So
you're gonna forget about your bush and your beats. You're
gonna get yourself in line with this rare earth minerals deal.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
And eventually you say.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Okay, but I want to go to America and I
want to sign it with the guy himself.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yes, because the last time I went, I had the
waffle House and it's so good and I just wanted
to gain.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
So you almost sound Italian. I'm okay, what do I
have to do to sound more Ukraine?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
The borsch I feel like if I said borsh but
too many times, then I get to listen.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
They don't have bush at waffle House. They have smothered
and covered ash browns, and I love them so much.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I don't know what you're going for here, but either way,
Zelenski's coming to the White House. You've been sitting on
this for weeks. He's been talking crap about you for weeks.
I've been talking crap about you for weeks and now
and now we have an occasion for you to see me.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
And you're gonna come.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
To my place, my home, and you're gonna sign this
deal right in front of me, and we have to
talk to each other about it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Okay, tough guy. You know I'm a comedian too. You
say mediocre, that's fine. We will see how mediocre I
am when I get five minutes to talk about you
for a change, mister Donnie Trump.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Okay, So what's you gonna say.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Are you gonna come and you're gonna say, Look, man,
I'm pretty offended by the stuff that you said. But
can you not say bad things about me? Can you
be complimentary?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Because we kind of need money? So I like you? Okay,
So you gotta play the game. Would you like some borsh?
No more borsh?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I break some barsh for you.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I want you to quit this war, give Russia half
of the amount of land that they've already taken. They
still get Crimea, but we have a rare earth mineral
deal and we'll kind of PreTect you if you have
any problems in the future.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
How about I just give you some barsh and you
give me my money.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
This is why Zlensky is Alensky and you are a
radio producer.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I googled the vegetables in Ukraine and it said barsh
and I just love saying it so much.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Papaa poopye Italian Italian know Ukrainian. The mix of ethnicities
we didn't know we needed.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Why why don't I take my wooden boy with me.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Like Pinocchio and we're going to go to the pizza.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Place and and have some wash pizza. It's in a
little Pinocchio and we teach him how to live again.
We got sugar sugara beats are gonna be part of
everything that we do. Yes, and people are gonna be
just like Ukrainian Italian. You both need canceled. Now great,
if you pulled me into it, We're going down the whirlpool.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It's over with. It was nice knowing you, Matt. It
was nice knowing you the listener. Actually, I have a
few minutes and maybe I'll be back. But until then, ah,
we may need to, you know, just make sure that
our social medias are scrubbed. Why people look to try
to end us for U, for talking like this, But
the Lenski's coming to the White House on Friday. He's
gonna sign some paperwork and we're gonna see what he
(13:00):
actually has to say.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
There, and there will be an exchange of McDonald's and
a big hot bowl of bush.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
That would be actually one of the best things ever.
It'd be hilarious and people would love it, and the
two guys would smile and it'd be great.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Anyway, it's for twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Thanks for listening and putting up with some of the
stupidness that we do on from time to time here
on news radio eleven Tin Kfab Relaxed. Emrie Sono will
be right back.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
I've seen as I finished talking on the radio eleventh
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