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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Matt, I need you your full in undying attention right now.
I'm going to play by play a scenario, and you
need to tell me the good guys and the bad
guys and what you would do in this situation. Oh, okay,
there is a parent sitting in a recliner in a chair.
In the other recliner, there is a Golden retriever that
is sleeping with me.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
There is a cat on a shelf laying down and
on the floor. There is a second cat that is
just laying on the floor. There is a probably eight
year old child who is walking from the kitchen with
a cup and looking around and steps on the cat
on the floor's tail. The cat has an adverse reaction
to this, as you would imagine sans, you know, kind
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of does a big old and then kind of like
runs out of the way, and the kid just kind
of looks down as like he stepped on this. The parent,
the mom sitting in the other recliners like, oh, what happened,
And the kids just like.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I stepped on the cat's tail.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Second cat here's this and jumps off the shelf down
to the floor or checks on the other cat. Follows
the eight year old and then jumps him and takes
a chunk out of his arm. It looks like just
bites his arm, horrible bites his arm and holds onto
his arm. Kid screams, bloody murder. I mean, I can't
tell if he's holding onto his shirt or just like
his arm. For a second, before you know, he lets go.
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Kid goes and hides behind mom. Golden retriever gets up
from the other chair and like chases the cat off.
And then at the end, the kid's still screaming bloody murder,
even though the cat's well gone, and the cat that
attacked him, who wasn't even stepped on, by the way,
It was the second cat who's just like on business
for his buddy, and the dog on the other side
of the room, just staring at each other wagging their
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tails like you're gonna try something.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Good guys, bad guys. Go.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
That's not even a question. Put those cats down right now.
Put him down, throw him out the window. That's what
I would do out the window.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You kidding me?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
The guy accidentally steps on his tail and then he no,
that's not Then it.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Wasn't even the cat that he stepped on.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
The cat, and the cat that did the biting needs
to be taken to the rainbow bridge and pushed off.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I disagree, Well you.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Can't get out, you get out, You get out, you
get out. No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You don't disagree. He does a disagree.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You're you're not killing a cat because you had an
adverse reaction to a kid not paying attention where he
was going.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
No, I'm not even you wanted my attention. Now you've
lost it. I have a podcast to edit. Oh, gave
me a break.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Come on, bring it on there, mad, I'm tea.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
What a kid accidentally steps on a cat's tail and
you're gonna be on team cat after a cat that
didn't even get its tail steps on bites the kid.
That kid gets taken to the brainbow bridge and pushed off.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's what happed.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You don't lose your life because you are a stand
on business for your buddy.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh, give me a break.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm just I'm saying, first of all, the dogs a hero,
all right. So everybody's a bad guy in this story
except for the cat they got his tail stepped on
and the dog.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
The kid's not a bad guy. It happens. It's a mistake.
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I went my entire life with multiple cats and dogs
and never stepped on anybody and didn't feel bad about it.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Mistakes happened.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You know, you can step on a dog or a
cat and you're like, oh, no, I didn't mean to
do that.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The kid just didn't care.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And I think that's what the other cat was like, Oh,
this jerk, he keeps stepping on our tails.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I'm gonna show him what's for. And he went and
he jumped on his back. No, that is a ridiculous response.
So you're telling me that if another human accidentally did
something purely by accident and it ended up kind of
like causing you some temporary pain, and then you just
went over and bit their arm and ripped out a
chunk of their arm, that you're justified.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Are you? You're comparing cat instincts to human emotion. I'm
saying that cat shouldn't be allowed around people. That cat
clearly has some aggression problems, that it needs to be
taken to the rainbow bridge and pushed off.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't think that I'm going that far. I think
maybe we can have a conversation as to why the
cat is that way, and there are cats that just
don't care about their people. They just are kind of existing.
And we could have that conversation that maybe that cat
shouldn't be around this family with a small child. We
could have that I'm not taking the cat to the
pound to get euthanized. Why that's that's about five steps to.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And a whiffle bat. We're and we're gonna go out
to the middle of a lake. And that's where I'm
standing on business. That is crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm hopeful that no animal activists just heard that and
is angry on this show.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It's a whiffleball bat for the record, that ain't gonna
do anything.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, except you, You're still going to be you know,
I don't even want to. I don't even want to
justify what you're saying with me. For I'm justified the
dog that's man's best friend. For you. Right there, the
dog was sleeping. It was just like what's going on here?
In first in sec chase the cat off, like protect
the human. But kid, if this was not a lesson
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that you ever thought you needed to learn, watch where
you're going.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You have three animals. They are laying all over the place.
Don't be walking.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Around with your head into clouds and stepping on cat's tails.
That would have hurt me too, Just throwing that out
there anyway, pretty funny stuff. We're going to talk uno
athletics next on news Radio eleven to ten kfab