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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's still light outside. I'm still gonna get used
(00:01):
to that after the winter. It's really nice, really nice,
It is really nice. Maybe we should just keep it,
you know.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is there a way we can keep doing this so
that it keeps getting sunnier, well, not just the sun later.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's the only thing that we can do. Could you
imagine if we did another hour? Though, that'd be a
bit aggressive.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I think sometimes you know, when you're like, this is nice,
like this, but maybe if we just one more you
know what I mean, one.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
More hour, sunlight wouldn't come up until after nine am
mostly and it wouldn't go down until after ten.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah. I don't think we need that. I think we're
in a good spot right now. Okay, if you go
to like western like like South Dakota or western Nebraska,
and I've been in South Dakota like during that time,
and it's like, man, it stays light a long time
(00:54):
because it's just on the tail end of the time zone.
You know what I'm saying, you're talking about, I'll ask no,
South South Dakota. Yeah, like just it stays light long
because the sun is making its way like or the
Earth is turning, but the sun in the sky is
making its way to the horizon. But does it make sense, right, Like,
(01:15):
if you're on the edge, like you're in Indiana and
you're in the Central time Zone, it's gonna get darker earlier.
Then it's gonna get darker in the Moine, and it's
gonna get darker in western Nebraska because you're all the
same time. You're all the Central time zone. But the
sun sets for the people on the east faster than
it does in the west. Well, thank goodness, I'm not
(01:37):
in Indiana. Let me just say exactly, So, if you
really wanted more time, more more daylight time, you just
need to live on the western side of whatever time
zone you're in. So if that's what's important to you,
just move to the far west. I get Okay, So
if I wanted to maximize Central time, I'd move out
to the western Nebraska parts and maybe finally start my sunglasses. Huh,
(01:59):
let me, let me, let me, let me figure this out. Okay, So, uh,
central time zone, let me just do this real quick.
Central time zone cities and uh, let's see here, I'm
gonna I'm gonna go ahead. Chicago is pretty much on
the line. Okay, Actually, Tennessee. There's pieces of Tennessee and
Central time zone. Uh is Nashville Central time. Nashville is
(02:26):
Central time. Okay, are you ready Nashville Nashville, Nashville sunset time.
Nashville sunset time is guess right now? Yep, I'll say
six sixteen, six fifty three. Okay, six fifty three. Uh
sunset time in Omaha seven twenty seven, seven twenty nine. See, folks,
(02:51):
you wanna you you have just bought yourself just from
Nashville to Omaha, uh forty five additional minutes essentially boom,
there you go. That's why we don't need more baseball
in Nashville. They'll be playing a dark people will getting lost.
It's dangerous. Bring the MLB team to Omaha. Okay. And
halfway through Nebraska is when that mountain zone pops up.
(03:12):
So like Grand Island, like I guess, is Grand Island
Central Time. That's a stupid thing to say out loud.
It sure is, and it's a very grand island at that.
You've ever been out there and have you ever bore
witness to the grandness of that island? It is great.
I actually have not been there. You get out there,
break out the Bermuda shorts. Go to Island Oasis, get
(03:34):
yourself a Coney Island dog. Grand Island is a sunset
seven thirty eight. You want. I used to live out there.
They got a B dubs. It was the talk of
the town. People couldn't stop talking about it. There are
beat ups here, I know, but not in Grand Island
until that happened. Well, that's special. It was a big deal.
If you're in Grand Island. Congratulations on your B dubs.
(03:55):
So there you go, from Nashville to Grand Island. We've
almost given you another hour. We're given you a solid
forty five plus minutes. Yeah, that's pretty good. So almost
another hour of sunlight in the same time zone. You
just have to move to the western side of the
time zone. I'm sure there's a study that we can
do about like the biggest spread. Like there's a piece
of eastern Oregon that's in Mountain time, and there's a
(04:17):
piece of central Nebraska that's in mountain time. That's got
to be maybe the widest spread. But Central and Mountain
Time are the best because you get to watch all
the West Coast games and all the East Coast games,
and it's just like you have sports on all the time.
Like right now we're watching George Washington play Fordham. Not
(04:38):
the George Washington. Anyone who doesn't follow college basketball. I
could see them getting confused. Do you know where George
Washington is? Rip by the way, Yah, it's been a while.
He's fine. You know you know where George Washington is? Oh?
The school? Yeah, not the dead guy, not the father
(05:00):
of our country. Right, I would say George Washington. I
want to say, like Virginia, you know you're close? No?
Is it in d C? It is nice? Washington, d C?
All right? Where do you go? Right there next to Georgetown? Yeah?
Also Washington, d C. Georgetown is where all the people
from the CIA live. I watched a video about it.
(05:23):
Oh that's exciting. Donald Trump said he's holding out hope
that Russia will be able to agree to that ceasefire
with Ukraine. By the way, you speak of a couple
of neighbors trying to end this war. And he's he's
hoping Russia does what he does. Now, as far as
(05:44):
pop quiz, president of Russia's name is oh no putin. Yeah,
there you go, president though, Now come on, that's what
is It's what he is he's a Russian president. He's
a dictator. He's a Russian president as far as the
actual terminology of the position is, and I am going
by the actual terminology of the position and not opining
(06:05):
about the authority in which he's a shirtless man on
a horse that runs his country with an iron fist.
You you were on Team Cat two hours ago and
in this video, and you angered some you conjured up
some listeners that were angry that you were. You were
on Anti Cat. You were you were talking about beating
a cat with a whiffleball. Now, come on, no context,
(06:28):
no context. I don't need any emails from Peta. Okay,
And now, and now you're telling me that you're trying
to get Vladimir Putin's Kremlin angry at us bringing on
Vlad Are you kidding me? He'll take his whiffleball bat
to you. He'll send that guy into the wood chipper
head first. Give me a break, I make mince meat
with vlad Lad the Impaler. More like Vlad's gonna need
(06:51):
an inhaler. Oh no, give me twelve rounds. I only
need one. I'll use the next eleven to talk about
how great I am. After I have in pale old
Vlad the inhaler putin, Okay, you go, how's that for
smack toop. I really hope that the Russians can't hear
this show I do. I want to bring me to
all the smoke I do not we should. I'll use
(07:13):
that smoke to heat up my brisket. Let's go. Oh my,
that's terrible. No, you'll you'll do that to heat up
that cat that you killed? And wait, stop it right,
yeah you did it. I don't need from you did it.
I'm just saying, all right, just saying there you go. Also,
(07:33):
Putin gave it address in Moscow. What did he say?
He said, I need an inhaler. I can't breathe because
I'm so weak and feeble. Get me off this horse.
I'm scared. No. He thanked Donald Trump for a seas
fire efforts and said he agrees with many of the
things in principle, but he is not agreeing to this
particular thirty day proposal as it stands now, so more
(07:54):
work needs to be done. But uh, we got to
figure it out. That's essentially the bottom line is we
are not out of the woods yet, and Russia is
still gonna just keep trying to uh get what they want.
I don't think they want to cease fire. I think
they just want to be able to sign the paper
and call it good. But they're not gonna stop fighting
until they get what they want. If that makes sense.
How terrifying would it be if I just disappeared yesterday
(08:16):
or tomorrow, yesterday? If you disappeared yesterday, that would that
be a problem? May be a Stephen King? No, I would.
I would show up and they're like, yeah, that's been
gone since Tuesday or Wednesday, and I'd be like, what, Oh,
that's right, I saw him on Thursday. Yes, we haven't
met to me. My name's not the Matt, it's Glad.
It's a horrific yes. Uh huh
Hey, it's still light outside. I'm still gonna get used
(00:01):
to that after the winter. It's really nice, really nice,
It is really nice. Maybe we should just keep it,
you know.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is there a way we can keep doing this so
that it keeps getting sunnier, well, not just the sun later.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's the only thing that we can do. Could you
imagine if we did another hour? Though, that'd be a
bit aggressive.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I think sometimes you know, when you're like, this is nice,
like this, but maybe if we just one more you
know what I mean, one.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
More hour, sunlight wouldn't come up until after nine am
mostly and it wouldn't go down until after ten.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah. I don't think we need that. I think we're
in a good spot right now. Okay, if you go
to like western like like South Dakota or western Nebraska,
and I've been in South Dakota like during that time,
and it's like, man, it stays light a long time
(00:54):
because it's just on the tail end of the time zone.
You know what I'm saying, you're talking about, I'll ask no,
South South Dakota. Yeah, like just it stays light long
because the sun is making its way like or the
Earth is turning, but the sun in the sky is
making its way to the horizon. But does it make sense, right, Like,
(01:15):
if you're on the edge, like you're in Indiana and
you're in the Central time Zone, it's gonna get darker earlier.
Then it's gonna get darker in the Moine, and it's
gonna get darker in western Nebraska because you're all the
same time. You're all the Central time zone. But the
sun sets for the people on the east faster than
it does in the west. Well, thank goodness, I'm not
(01:37):
in Indiana. Let me just say exactly, So, if you
really wanted more time, more more daylight time, you just
need to live on the western side of whatever time
zone you're in. So if that's what's important to you,
just move to the far west. I get Okay, So
if I wanted to maximize Central time, I'd move out
to the western Nebraska parts and maybe finally start my sunglasses. Huh,
(01:59):
let me, let me, let me, let me figure this out. Okay, So, uh,
central time zone, let me just do this real quick.
Central time zone cities and uh, let's see here, I'm
gonna I'm gonna go ahead. Chicago is pretty much on
the line. Okay, Actually, Tennessee. There's pieces of Tennessee and
Central time zone. Uh is Nashville Central time. Nashville is
(02:26):
Central time. Okay, are you ready Nashville Nashville, Nashville sunset time.
Nashville sunset time is guess right now? Yep, I'll say
six sixteen, six fifty three. Okay, six fifty three. Uh
sunset time in Omaha seven twenty seven, seven twenty nine. See, folks,
(02:51):
you wanna you you have just bought yourself just from
Nashville to Omaha, uh forty five additional minutes essentially boom,
there you go. That's why we don't need more baseball
in Nashville. They'll be playing a dark people will getting lost.
It's dangerous. Bring the MLB team to Omaha. Okay. And
halfway through Nebraska is when that mountain zone pops up.
(03:12):
So like Grand Island, like I guess, is Grand Island
Central Time. That's a stupid thing to say out loud.
It sure is, and it's a very grand island at that.
You've ever been out there and have you ever bore
witness to the grandness of that island? It is great.
I actually have not been there. You get out there,
break out the Bermuda shorts. Go to Island Oasis, get
(03:34):
yourself a Coney Island dog. Grand Island is a sunset
seven thirty eight. You want. I used to live out there.
They got a B dubs. It was the talk of
the town. People couldn't stop talking about it. There are
beat ups here, I know, but not in Grand Island
until that happened. Well, that's special. It was a big deal.
If you're in Grand Island. Congratulations on your B dubs.
(03:55):
So there you go, from Nashville to Grand Island. We've
almost given you another hour. We're given you a solid
forty five plus minutes. Yeah, that's pretty good. So almost
another hour of sunlight in the same time zone. You
just have to move to the western side of the
time zone. I'm sure there's a study that we can
do about like the biggest spread. Like there's a piece
of eastern Oregon that's in Mountain time, and there's a
(04:17):
piece of central Nebraska that's in mountain time. That's got
to be maybe the widest spread. But Central and Mountain
Time are the best because you get to watch all
the West Coast games and all the East Coast games,
and it's just like you have sports on all the time.
Like right now we're watching George Washington play Fordham. Not
(04:38):
the George Washington. Anyone who doesn't follow college basketball. I
could see them getting confused. Do you know where George
Washington is? Rip by the way, Yah, it's been a while.
He's fine. You know you know where George Washington is? Oh?
The school? Yeah, not the dead guy, not the father
(05:00):
of our country. Right, I would say George Washington. I
want to say, like Virginia, you know you're close? No?
Is it in d C? It is nice? Washington, d C?
All right? Where do you go? Right there next to Georgetown? Yeah?
Also Washington, d C. Georgetown is where all the people
from the CIA live. I watched a video about it.
(05:23):
Oh that's exciting. Donald Trump said he's holding out hope
that Russia will be able to agree to that ceasefire
with Ukraine. By the way, you speak of a couple
of neighbors trying to end this war. And he's he's
hoping Russia does what he does. Now, as far as
(05:44):
pop quiz, president of Russia's name is oh no putin. Yeah,
there you go, president though, Now come on, that's what
is It's what he is he's a Russian president. He's
a dictator. He's a Russian president as far as the
actual terminology of the position is, and I am going
by the actual terminology of the position and not opining
(06:05):
about the authority in which he's a shirtless man on
a horse that runs his country with an iron fist.
You you were on Team Cat two hours ago and
in this video, and you angered some you conjured up
some listeners that were angry that you were. You were
on Anti Cat. You were you were talking about beating
a cat with a whiffleball. Now, come on, no context,
(06:28):
no context. I don't need any emails from Peta. Okay,
And now, and now you're telling me that you're trying
to get Vladimir Putin's Kremlin angry at us bringing on
Vlad Are you kidding me? He'll take his whiffleball bat
to you. He'll send that guy into the wood chipper
head first. Give me a break, I make mince meat
with vlad Lad the Impaler. More like Vlad's gonna need
(06:51):
an inhaler. Oh no, give me twelve rounds. I only
need one. I'll use the next eleven to talk about
how great I am. After I have in pale old
Vlad the inhaler putin, Okay, you go, how's that for
smack toop. I really hope that the Russians can't hear
this show I do. I want to bring me to
all the smoke I do not we should. I'll use
(07:13):
that smoke to heat up my brisket. Let's go. Oh my,
that's terrible. No, you'll you'll do that to heat up
that cat that you killed? And wait, stop it right,
yeah you did it. I don't need from you did it.
I'm just saying, all right, just saying there you go. Also,
(07:33):
Putin gave it address in Moscow. What did he say?
He said, I need an inhaler. I can't breathe because
I'm so weak and feeble. Get me off this horse.
I'm scared. No. He thanked Donald Trump for a seas
fire efforts and said he agrees with many of the
things in principle, but he is not agreeing to this
particular thirty day proposal as it stands now, so more
(07:54):
work needs to be done. But uh, we got to
figure it out. That's essentially the bottom line is we
are not out of the woods yet, and Russia is
still gonna just keep trying to uh get what they want.
I don't think they want to cease fire. I think
they just want to be able to sign the paper
and call it good. But they're not gonna stop fighting
until they get what they want. If that makes sense.
How terrifying would it be if I just disappeared yesterday
(08:16):
or tomorrow, yesterday? If you disappeared yesterday, that would that
be a problem? May be a Stephen King? No, I would.
I would show up and they're like, yeah, that's been
gone since Tuesday or Wednesday, and I'd be like, what, Oh,
that's right, I saw him on Thursday. Yes, we haven't
met to me. My name's not the Matt, it's Glad.
It's a horrific yes. Uh huh
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