April 9, 2025 • 27 mins
Stocks Have Historic Rebound. Trump Talks Tariff Pause.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And that's what we're doing. We're partying today. If you
are a stock market watcher or holder, or investor, or
just somebody that likes chaos, well I have another good
day for you today, the third best stock market day
in the last eighty years.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Chaos. Congratulations, I love chaos. Spell chaos. C h Why no,
I think there's a umlautz Oh, definitely not double umlauts.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Nope, they double dipped on that umlauts. I don't think
anybody knows what that is.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You know what for a word like chaos, The fact
that it starts with a ch Well done, That's all
I gotta say. But there should be an umlauts in there,
and then there should be a number for no reason
because it's chaotic. There you go fix the English language.
Oh okay, I feel like my work here is done.
I feel like we It was a bad decision for
me to ask you this.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay, I'm turning off my micro now good idea. All right,
So as we learn about this from a I mean,
what would you say? Me and you, we're lay people,
We are non experts. I am I am a lay person.
I'd love to be laying down right now and taking
a nap quite frankly, because my brain hurts computing all
of this knowledge. Okay, well that's great. All right, So
(01:12):
that's great, Glad. I asked I who knows more about
this than the guy who put the whole thing together,
Big Don himself, the Don Donald J. Trump, forty fifth
and forty seventh President of the United States. He was
being he was doing stuff with the NASCAR and IndyCar champs.
(01:33):
They had the cards out there and everything, like, what
a great job he's got president. He just gets to
meet all these people coming to the White House. You
don't have to go anywhere to meet them, They come
to him.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You imagine Biden out there wandering around with the cars
going five hundred miles per hour whizzing past him.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, they don't go five hundred miles an hour. That
would be breaking the speed barrier. But I appreciate the
enthusiasm that you're having here with me there, Matt. No,
they they I think they just slowly drove them like Sedan's.
They just look a lot faster. But that was my
first question. How do they get them there?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Like?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
They just have an extra one of these cars around it.
They drive that thing all around Washington to see to
get to the White House.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That's a good question. How do they get it there?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Imagine seeing Joey Logano's twenty two pins oil Ford Fusion.
That's what they drive, right, Ford Mustang, that's what it is.
It's a Mustang. It's must well they call it a Mustang,
but you know stock cars these days, there's nothing stock
about them. But the Ford Mustang that he drives. The
twenty two is just like rolling around downtown Washington, DC,
around like it's seeing the sites, just like a person
(02:32):
would see the sites, stopping at all the major places,
cutting cookies in the lawn right outside of the Washington Monument.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Now see that that would get That would get some eyeballs.
They probably drove it in on a trailer, but that
always is possible. Yeah, who knows.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Anyway, Donald Trump went from there upstairs to where he
got to chat with people sign some executive orders, because
that's what a president does, I suppose. And there are
a bunch of people there, and of course the press
is there as they always. What do you think they
wanted to talk about? Tariff talk? If you missed it
today in the early afternoon portion of the day, it
was like twelve fifteen, twelve eighteen hour time. You know
(03:11):
what they said, ninety day tariff pause on everybody but China.
And by the way, China one hundred and twenty five
percent tariffs.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
China's like that kid that just keeps, you know, just
keeps pushing it. You're like, okay, all right, two hour
tablet time without without tablet time, you know, now? Three? Now? Four? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
great analogy Matt. Thanks. Well, it's just like what's next, right,
what's next? Yeah? What do you do after tariffs?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I mean, like, is one hundred and twenty five percent
going to get them to the table?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Eh? I don't know. How about twelve thousand percent?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well that will get I don't think anybody will take
that seriously. But you know, I don't know. Maybe Isloren's
out there just screaming more. That's all I know as
a Star Wars reference. Okay, so here we are, Donald
Trump's in the White House. I sent you three three things.
Oh okay, I want you to play the third one
first number three, So it's three available.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You got me, got three for me? Just loading now
and we're ready. All right, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
This is Donald Trump taking questions after the tariff pause
and the incredible day on the stock market, which by
the way, finished very highly. We'll get you those numbers
in a moment. Here's Donald Trump in the Oval office
just oh forty minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You of what you believe is the end game with
chent Are you waiting for president? Sheet of blink? How
do you think this is all going to be resolved?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Look, for years we've been ripped off and taking advantage
of by China and others. Some alfairness, but by China.
That's the big one, and just one of those things. Here,
we're making two billion dollars a day right now, this
country two billion dollars a day with tariffs, and they
were making two billion dollars a day. We'll be making more.
(05:00):
And now when you see what happened today, I don't
know if it's still there. You know this is I
looked an hour ago, but we were up like close
to three thousand points. Nobody's ever seen a day like that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I think that's a.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Record, is it? It fellas a record.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We're gonna have a record like that after watching.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
But because the geniuses of the world, they get it.
Our country is very strong. We were left a very
very weakened country.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
All right, So so there's uh, there's the first bit
of audio three. It's not it didn't end a record, right,
Just for clarification, they said it was for sure a record.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I don't think the Dow Jones didn't set a record
for most gained in one day. Yeah, no, but it
was it was up there. It was the uh, I
don't know specific. The stock market writ large had the
third largest jump in the last eighty years. I mean,
it's incredible. I like it would it end up?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
How?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What were the points? What did the Dow points? Let
me get back there, dal Jones. It was up over
three thousand for a little bit, and it was just
under at twenty nine hundred and sixty three. Dang, but
it's not eight.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But it wasn't a record, No, all right, I'm gonna
I'm going to investigate what the record day is. Meanwhile,
the second clip that I sent you, Donald Trump continues
about trying to get them to the table and what negotiation.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Is that they held.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Then the market if this was the strategy along to
bring them to the table, why did you instruct or
advisor or maybe they did it on their own. Some
of your top aide to say this is not a negotiation,
to hold the line that they were going to hold
the line that you were not.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Going to change a lot of times, it's not a
negotiation until it is, and that happens. And you know,
I said outside that you have the flexibility to do
it right. And that's what we have. We brought everybody
to the table. And it may not be a negotiation.
It may not last. I mean, you know, things maybe
as that I think are not fair to us. Look,
we've been ripped off by every essentially everybody for thirty
(07:12):
five years. This is not just a new thing. And
Roger Penske just left. He's a great gentleman, great man actually,
and he said, no other president would have had the
guts to do this, And I believe that's right.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It wouldn't have done it.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
They should have done this a long time ago. A
long time ago. They should have done I started it
with China. I took in hundreds of billions of dollars
in tariffs and taxis.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, we're gonna cut it there.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
By the way, it is a single day record on
the dal Jones Dow Jones is a record.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
For a single day game a single day gain.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
On April nine, twenty twenty five, the Dow Jones dustrial
average experienced its largest single day point gain in history,
surging two nine hundred and sixty two point eighty six points,
which is the number you gave me. It closed that
forty six hundred and eight point four five. This record
past the previous high, which was March twenty fourth of
(08:02):
twenty twenty. Ugh, why did it jump a week after
the COVID stuff happened? Anyway, that was twenty and twelve.
So the dal Jones itself alone destroyed the old record
by eight hundred points. It didn't just kind of beat it,
it destroyed it.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Ah. Wow, some of these dates might make me slightly queasy.
I am a member of the PanicIn party, so of
course it would.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, you idiot, thank you, I appreciate That's that's how
you're going to get the nomination. The more I call
you an idiot of the higher level of panic than.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm a terrified moron and I will be your next president.
It's just the date that you were talking about, the
one in two thousand and eight, the one a week
after COVID, I think, isn't it best when the market
just kind of slowly moves up when it's going you know, anything, anything,
when it's too happy, too sad. Right, you want slow movements.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That depends on if you're buying or selling, and if
you're trying to manipulate the markets, my guy, because you
never know who's trying to manipulate the markets?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Am I right? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, So congrats on the Dall Jones Industrial average record high.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
There.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We'll see if the other big indexes hit a record
a single day gain, although they said this is at
at least a top three day since World War Two
on the stock market. Pretty crazy considering what the last
week is done. Hey, it's a four eighteen more on
the way on news radio eleven ten kfab.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Emery Sunger on news radio eleven ten kfab.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You got that doll on the stock market? I looked
it up. We okay, And I just want to know,
like the information I'm getting. I'm Investsopedia, I'm looking at
There's a websites like Reuters, the New York Post, many
(10:04):
other different places that are reporting.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
On some of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
And I'm commogulated, commagulated a lot of this. We're doing
the best that we can here. So I got this.
The Dow Jones record day was today in terms of points.
I don't know if it's the record day and percentage.
I'm still trying to resolve that. The single day record
(10:31):
for the S and P five hundred third largest today,
third largest since nineteen forty. The largest single day in
history occurred in nineteen thirty three. March fifteen, nineteen thirty three,
the index rose by sixteen point sixty one percent. Now
can you tell me why March nineteen thirty three is important?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Pop quiz? March nineteen thirty three, Yes, sir, Well, that
would have been four years removed from the worst day,
the worst dock market day ever.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah. Right, but that that's not what what That's not
why it matters?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Now, Oh, nineteen thirty three of March. Yeah, it would
have been in the thickest things in the thirties, in
the middle of the.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Great Depression, the depressions going on. Yes, this is just
within a couple of weeks after the Yeah, it's like
a week and a half after FDR was inaugurated for
the President of the United States. Okay, it was just
like eleven days after he was inaugurated because they inaugurated
people in March back then. If you can believe that
(11:36):
FDR served, he was inaugurated March fourth of nineteen thirty three.
Record day on the SMP percentage wise was March fifteenth
to thirty three. Sixteen point six percent was the percentage
game that day.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
So they were feeling good about FDR.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, well, I guess eleven days after he started. Single
day record on Nasdaq was today in points, I believe,
and fifty seven point zero six points the index rows
just nine point three five percent was the previous high
in the NASTAC for a single day. Today was twelve
(12:13):
point one six We broke the ten percent barrier for
the first time.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
It's crazy, there's wild stuff, but that's what we're that's
what we're looking at.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
This is what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
And as we mentioned last hour, haven't actually gotten back
to where we started when the tariffs were announced last Wednesday.
But a kind of good day tomorrow will get us there.
It doesn't even have to be a record day, a
kind of good day. We'll make up for everything that
we lost and then some. So we got more from
Donald Trump that I didn't get a chance to play
this half hour and if you got thoughts, email me
(12:46):
Emory at kfab dot com. Love to hear from you
on news radio eleven ten KFAB and raise longer. How
is that different? Well, it's not really different. It's basically
the same. But I like calling it a run because
run clubs are a thing. Jog clubs kind of are not.
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
What do you running from? My feelings? Mostly my emotions.
Would you like to run from a scary clown?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I would just like to run away from everything. How's
that sound?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's fair? I get it these days and times. Sure,
but that doesn't sound like a as good of a
business strategy as I just thought of. Do you have?
What's the business? I thought, maybe I'd start a run
club and people have to pay money to be motivated
by me in a clown suit, chasing them the whole
time so that they don't, you know, slow down. Oh
(13:32):
and then I get the enjoyment of doing that. Okay,
I get paid. I have a great time. Yeah, and
these runners lose weight. Man, that's a win all across
the board.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
All right, So here's another bone that I have to pick,
and we'll get more tariff talk and socker market talk
in the five o'clock hour, because I think we're onto
something here that we need to talk about.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
My idea.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No, the fact that running loses you weight, Oh, it
kind of doesn't really from everything that I've read. You
need walking steps, you need step count with walking? How
many steps are you getting a day?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Matt?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
This is yeah. I would guess why is my phone
updating me on stocks?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Now?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Why?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh? Is your phone listening? I didn't what it's saying?
Are you interested in this?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No, do not email? Do you don't me sending me
notifications about the stock market?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
It's listening. How do you know I was talking about that?
I didn't even ask my phone anything. It knows. It's
so dumb, you know what.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's nice to have the technology, but darn it, I
gotta tell you that's disconcerting.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So you just walked right into my point because I
don't know how many steps I have? You know why?
Because I don't even access that part of my phone.
I don't want my phone listening to me. I don't
want my phone thinking about me when I'm away. I
don't want that kind of relationship with my phone. Okay,
it's on my phone. Are business partners and that's it.
You need to know though, you need to know no,
(14:52):
you need to know no. I would guess I probably
on a good day, I walk a couple miles. On
a great day, I walk a handful. On a typical day,
I basically walk from the bed to my car to
work and back again.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Okay, yeah, it's probably not enough for like somebody who's
we like what's overweight these days? And again disclaimer, I'm
not a person that's an expert on this stuff. I
just know my life and the people around me's life.
I would say that I am not what I would
consider an overweight person, although sometimes I feel gross and
sometimes I feel like I'm weigh more than I should.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I think we all kind of been there, haven't we. Yeah,
I don't think you're anywhere near that category. Just putting
that out there, but I can relate. But I can
feel it, right like you can feel yourself. I'm weighing
more than I should. I need to trim up a
little bit. I can be a little bit more active.
And I did the research, dude, and they're saying like
steps and you can ask people who really know what
they're talking about on this stuff, and it's walking, Like
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a good walk is going to burn more than hard
cardio is going to burn. Hard cardio is good if
you're trying to build up like your lung capacity and
your ability to like walk and run up and downstairs
and not be war out for that sort of thing.
But if you're looking to actually like drop some pounds
and like burn some fat, it's the walking steps that
(16:11):
actually help more. So just get some more steps.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I was showing you my step count lately because because
I talked to my phone about that regularly, it has
all access to basically everything that I do on a
day to day basis, which you know, many people would
consider to be I don't know, maybe not maybe not great.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You just spent the first hour of the show talking
about the stock market. Yeah, now your phone never has before.
Now your phone is recommending stocks and getting all in it.
It's not recommending it, it's just telling me what they
did today. I don't want anybody thinking that my phone
is doing weird stuff that nobody else's phone does. You
can ask for your phone to notify you anything from
the Nebraska basketball scores to when you reach your step
(16:54):
count to what your favorite stocks performed like. They'll send
you notification if anything in the news actually goes like
your phone can notify you if you got an email.
All of that I think is useful. If you find
it useful, I'll tell you what's coming, what you're gonna
what you're gonna be. Having a nature calling moment and
it's taken too long, and then all of a sudden
(17:15):
series gonna say you seem constipated. Would you like some
meta musal it's happening, It's gonna happen in a future
near you. This is not good. We need to cut
the cord. We need to throw our phones in the lake.
We need to go on a walk and never come back.
What are you talking about? What? What are you? What
do you?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yes, we all send on the toilet too long these
days because of our phone. But our phone doesn't know
that we're sitting on a porcelain throne or sitting on
a sectional. My phone doesn't know that I'm sitting outside
or inside.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
That's what it wants you to think. Yeah, yeah, I
think I think you need to get a reality check, pal.
You're you and your paranoia. Either way, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Call it vigilance. But tomato tomato Jills is one way
to put it. I double triple dog dare to you
to throw that phone of yours in a lake and
walk away from it.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
You triple dog what's the price? Give me a price?
I triple dog dare you? Are we talking? Hot dogs?
What are we talking? Have you not seen a Christmas story?
Are you that dense? Of course I've seen a Christmas story.
I'm asking you what's in it for me? You triple
dog dare me? What does that do for me? Three
dogs are in the equation now, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Flick got triple dog dared to put his tongue on
a frozen light pole?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
And howd that work out for him?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
And it didn't go so well for old Flick, But
he didn't have a price. The price was he was
triple dog dared and he had to do it. Otherwise
he was not gonna be able to live it down
from the other guys on the playground.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Otherwise he was due for some social shaming. That's what
he was worried about. Yeah, let me tell Flick something.
You keep living after those moments, trust me. Okay. I've
been named publicly so many times I'm losing count.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, well, I'll publicly shait you now for not recognizing
the value of a triple dog there.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
You know who else got triple dog?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
There?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I think about it. Uh now it wasn't a triple
dog there, it was a double dare. I think it
was Billy Madison on the school bus when one of
the kids says, I dare you to touch miss Vaughan's
upper regions.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
See, I'm telling you, folks, no. It's a great line
because he's like, I dare you to touch her, you know,
her upper region while they're on the bus. It's a
little kid, he's like a second or third grade kid.
And then and then Billy Madison looks back at it
and he's like, that's AsSalt, brother. It gets me every time.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
And then a second later he turns back around he's like,
do you double dare me? And then he goes and
does it, and Veronica Vaughn says, Billy, go sit down,
I double dare you because.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
He heard the whole thing. It's a great movie.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Anybody who tells you Billy Madison or Adam sa Handler
is not funny, Just tell them that's assault brother.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Right to a nine year old.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh gosh, funny stuff anyway, four forty four more on
the way.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Hey, you know we had none in a while. I'm
giving away an F. Let's do that.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Let's give away someths. Coming back on news radio, Evanton kfab.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Bro it you blew it? Have you ever done something
really stupid?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Me neither, but these people did, and that means it's
time for you get an F.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
All right, Hello, I am memory and it's time for
the tradition on this radio show of telling people who
we usually don't see day to day basis, but that
we see, we get to talk about them that they
don't see.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
But you know, pretty interesting.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Did you know that if there's a restaurant in Thailand
that will give you a discount if you're skinny?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
So, so, how do you think this goes? Like?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Like, how how would you how would you like, how
would you describe? Like how would you test that? How
would you call somebody skinny? Would you create a test
for them? Would you create some sort of obstacle course?
Like what would you do? Well, there's two ways. They
either have a test and they have a scale and
you got.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
To stand on it.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Okay, So so wait, okay, yeah, yeah, or there's somebody
who runs that place that gets to be the final
hammer swing. So that would be kind of subjective, don't
you think.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
So somebody comes down there and says, okay, I qualify
for the discount and the matrix. The matre d's kind
of like. So they bring in old Ronnie from the
back and he steps out there and he's like, nah
ha ha, move it chop. Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
So this restaurant, it has outside its entrance, it's at
your raw by the way. It's got this big old thing.
It's like a it's like a cage almost looking thing.
And if you can fit through the bars of certain levels,
you get a certain amount in a discount. Oh so
if you don't fit in any of them, you pay
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full price, but you can get up to twenty percent
off in a discount if you're skinny enough to fit
through the twenty percent discount roll. Now, I don't know
how good of an idea it is to be trying
to slip yourself through something that small. But if you can,
this restaurant saying cool, we want you to eat here.
So I'm wondering, first of all, why this restaurant feels
(22:35):
like it wants to do this. This is the shying
my breakfast world, in shying my Thiland and I couldn't
decide who to give the F two, but this certainly
needs to be an F. I think I'm gonna go
the F to the people who are complaining about this
because I think it's funny more than it is harmful.
(22:56):
And if you are overweight, this isn't there to shame
you as much.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
As it is just I think poking fun at the
people who like to eat. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
It seems pretty harmless to me that they're not making
you pay more money than the price. They're just saying
you won't get a discount if you're large.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I'm not following yet, but okay, so I'm gonna go
ahead and give it an ALF to the people who
don't like this.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
And maybe it's because I could probably fit into at
least that's ten percent discount box. So anyway, Yeah, you
complainers and also people who wouldn't fit in any of
these boxes, and you're mad about it, you get an
F that'll probably make some people mad.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
What do you offer for me today? I feel like
going out there getting stuck on purpose, just to prove
a point, and then I'll live stream the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Everybody on their social media seems to be having a
lot of fun with it, so I don't know if
you can just laugh at yourself a little bit, That's
all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
So I got one that. Let me tell you, the
guy here is very deserving of an f today. I'm
ready for it. A guy got into a physical altercation
with a little girl at a lemonade stand because she
denied him a free refill. What, yeah, this happened down
in Florida. Of course, this is like what a dollar.
I don't think were discussed a dollar? Do you do
(24:20):
you usually give out refills at a lemonade stand when
you see right, I don't think that that's part of
the deal, like a kid's lemonade stand. Like a child's
lemonade stand. That she had a pitcher and a glass
she gave Stephen Kusomano O great, Oh we got the
mob down there. Of course, it makes all sense. Come on,
Stepheno's down there now. All the Italians listening are mad
(24:42):
at us. Thanks, Matt Hey, I apologize for that. But
if the shoe fits, Oh, come on, what I'm leaning
in too much. Yeah, anyway, Steven Gusmano goes down there,
his big watch and he's got his Italli you let
that ad and he's down there's a deep and bumping
around a kind of These are the kind of people
(25:02):
that will not ask twice for you to settle down.
If you know him, I know what you're saying. Hey,
Stevenkuzomano goes down there and clearly he's casing the joint.
He's looking around in the block. Maybe he's looking to
get some insurance going on the block. And he's an
elemonade stand. And all of a sudden I spy this
lemon age stand and I say, now there's a place
I need to shake down. Here's this little girl over theresh.
(25:26):
You'll give me a free refiel, won't you. Oh well
she didn't. And I love that this girl stand at
her ground against the mob. Of all people, he's an Italian,
that doesn't mean he's in the mob. He was also homeless,
so probably probably not mob. Did we at least admit that?
Probably not mafia unless he's just down on his luck.
I don't know. But anyways, Tony Soprano got actually let
(25:51):
out in huff and handcuffs that day, so it didn't
go well for him. But what a clown shaking down
some little girl that's trying to sell him lemonade. She
wouldn't give him a free refill, so uh uh, what's
what's the what's the lady's name that does Tony Sopranos?
I ruined it. I had to push something on the
(26:11):
computer and I lost my already guy gets an F
and I get an because I killed the momentum.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
So maybe, yes, I'm gonna put one of these cage
things in here, and every single person I bring in
to be on the show has to walk through it,
and that determines the length of the interview.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
WHOA, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
I'm kidding, I'm getting, I'm getting you just be funny.
It'd be funny you get, you get a longer interview
if you can, you know, fit through this tiny little space.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
It's it's for jokes, it's for kicks. It's an how
it's a Howard Stern bit. I'm sure there's a Howard
Stern bit in there somewhere. Yeah, from the eighties. Welcome back,
five o'clock hour. We'll talk more to you on these
radio eleven ten kf A b
And that's what we're doing. We're partying today. If you
are a stock market watcher or holder, or investor, or
just somebody that likes chaos, well I have another good
day for you today, the third best stock market day
in the last eighty years.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Chaos. Congratulations, I love chaos. Spell chaos. C h Why no,
I think there's a umlautz Oh, definitely not double umlauts.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Nope, they double dipped on that umlauts. I don't think
anybody knows what that is.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You know what for a word like chaos, The fact
that it starts with a ch Well done, That's all
I gotta say. But there should be an umlauts in there,
and then there should be a number for no reason
because it's chaotic. There you go fix the English language.
Oh okay, I feel like my work here is done.
I feel like we It was a bad decision for
me to ask you this.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay, I'm turning off my micro now good idea. All right,
So as we learn about this from a I mean,
what would you say? Me and you, we're lay people,
We are non experts. I am I am a lay person.
I'd love to be laying down right now and taking
a nap quite frankly, because my brain hurts computing all
of this knowledge. Okay, well that's great. All right, So
(01:12):
that's great, Glad. I asked I who knows more about
this than the guy who put the whole thing together,
Big Don himself, the Don Donald J. Trump, forty fifth
and forty seventh President of the United States. He was
being he was doing stuff with the NASCAR and IndyCar champs.
(01:33):
They had the cards out there and everything, like, what
a great job he's got president. He just gets to
meet all these people coming to the White House. You
don't have to go anywhere to meet them, They come
to him.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You imagine Biden out there wandering around with the cars
going five hundred miles per hour whizzing past him.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, they don't go five hundred miles an hour. That
would be breaking the speed barrier. But I appreciate the
enthusiasm that you're having here with me there, Matt. No,
they they I think they just slowly drove them like Sedan's.
They just look a lot faster. But that was my
first question. How do they get them there?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Like?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
They just have an extra one of these cars around it.
They drive that thing all around Washington to see to
get to the White House.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That's a good question. How do they get it there?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Imagine seeing Joey Logano's twenty two pins oil Ford Fusion.
That's what they drive, right, Ford Mustang, that's what it is.
It's a Mustang. It's must well they call it a Mustang,
but you know stock cars these days, there's nothing stock
about them. But the Ford Mustang that he drives. The
twenty two is just like rolling around downtown Washington, DC,
around like it's seeing the sites, just like a person
(02:32):
would see the sites, stopping at all the major places,
cutting cookies in the lawn right outside of the Washington Monument.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Now see that that would get That would get some eyeballs.
They probably drove it in on a trailer, but that
always is possible. Yeah, who knows.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Anyway, Donald Trump went from there upstairs to where he
got to chat with people sign some executive orders, because
that's what a president does, I suppose. And there are
a bunch of people there, and of course the press
is there as they always. What do you think they
wanted to talk about? Tariff talk? If you missed it
today in the early afternoon portion of the day, it
was like twelve fifteen, twelve eighteen hour time. You know
(03:11):
what they said, ninety day tariff pause on everybody but China.
And by the way, China one hundred and twenty five
percent tariffs.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
China's like that kid that just keeps, you know, just
keeps pushing it. You're like, okay, all right, two hour
tablet time without without tablet time, you know, now? Three? Now? Four? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
great analogy Matt. Thanks. Well, it's just like what's next, right,
what's next? Yeah? What do you do after tariffs?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I mean, like, is one hundred and twenty five percent
going to get them to the table?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Eh? I don't know. How about twelve thousand percent?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well that will get I don't think anybody will take
that seriously. But you know, I don't know. Maybe Isloren's
out there just screaming more. That's all I know as
a Star Wars reference. Okay, so here we are, Donald
Trump's in the White House. I sent you three three things.
Oh okay, I want you to play the third one
first number three, So it's three available.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You got me, got three for me? Just loading now
and we're ready. All right, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
This is Donald Trump taking questions after the tariff pause
and the incredible day on the stock market, which by
the way, finished very highly. We'll get you those numbers
in a moment. Here's Donald Trump in the Oval office
just oh forty minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You of what you believe is the end game with
chent Are you waiting for president? Sheet of blink? How
do you think this is all going to be resolved?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Look, for years we've been ripped off and taking advantage
of by China and others. Some alfairness, but by China.
That's the big one, and just one of those things. Here,
we're making two billion dollars a day right now, this
country two billion dollars a day with tariffs, and they
were making two billion dollars a day. We'll be making more.
(05:00):
And now when you see what happened today, I don't
know if it's still there. You know this is I
looked an hour ago, but we were up like close
to three thousand points. Nobody's ever seen a day like that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I think that's a.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Record, is it? It fellas a record.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We're gonna have a record like that after watching.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
But because the geniuses of the world, they get it.
Our country is very strong. We were left a very
very weakened country.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
All right, So so there's uh, there's the first bit
of audio three. It's not it didn't end a record, right,
Just for clarification, they said it was for sure a record.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I don't think the Dow Jones didn't set a record
for most gained in one day. Yeah, no, but it
was it was up there. It was the uh, I
don't know specific. The stock market writ large had the
third largest jump in the last eighty years. I mean,
it's incredible. I like it would it end up?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
How?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What were the points? What did the Dow points? Let
me get back there, dal Jones. It was up over
three thousand for a little bit, and it was just
under at twenty nine hundred and sixty three. Dang, but
it's not eight.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But it wasn't a record, No, all right, I'm gonna
I'm going to investigate what the record day is. Meanwhile,
the second clip that I sent you, Donald Trump continues
about trying to get them to the table and what negotiation.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Is that they held.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Then the market if this was the strategy along to
bring them to the table, why did you instruct or
advisor or maybe they did it on their own. Some
of your top aide to say this is not a negotiation,
to hold the line that they were going to hold
the line that you were not.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Going to change a lot of times, it's not a
negotiation until it is, and that happens. And you know,
I said outside that you have the flexibility to do
it right. And that's what we have. We brought everybody
to the table. And it may not be a negotiation.
It may not last. I mean, you know, things maybe
as that I think are not fair to us. Look,
we've been ripped off by every essentially everybody for thirty
(07:12):
five years. This is not just a new thing. And
Roger Penske just left. He's a great gentleman, great man actually,
and he said, no other president would have had the
guts to do this, And I believe that's right.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It wouldn't have done it.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
They should have done this a long time ago. A
long time ago. They should have done I started it
with China. I took in hundreds of billions of dollars
in tariffs and taxis.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, we're gonna cut it there.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
By the way, it is a single day record on
the dal Jones Dow Jones is a record.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
For a single day game a single day gain.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
On April nine, twenty twenty five, the Dow Jones dustrial
average experienced its largest single day point gain in history,
surging two nine hundred and sixty two point eighty six points,
which is the number you gave me. It closed that
forty six hundred and eight point four five. This record
past the previous high, which was March twenty fourth of
(08:02):
twenty twenty. Ugh, why did it jump a week after
the COVID stuff happened? Anyway, that was twenty and twelve.
So the dal Jones itself alone destroyed the old record
by eight hundred points. It didn't just kind of beat it,
it destroyed it.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Ah. Wow, some of these dates might make me slightly queasy.
I am a member of the PanicIn party, so of
course it would.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, you idiot, thank you, I appreciate That's that's how
you're going to get the nomination. The more I call
you an idiot of the higher level of panic than.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm a terrified moron and I will be your next president.
It's just the date that you were talking about, the
one in two thousand and eight, the one a week
after COVID, I think, isn't it best when the market
just kind of slowly moves up when it's going you know, anything, anything,
when it's too happy, too sad. Right, you want slow movements.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That depends on if you're buying or selling, and if
you're trying to manipulate the markets, my guy, because you
never know who's trying to manipulate the markets?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Am I right? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, So congrats on the Dall Jones Industrial average record high.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
There.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We'll see if the other big indexes hit a record
a single day gain, although they said this is at
at least a top three day since World War Two
on the stock market. Pretty crazy considering what the last
week is done. Hey, it's a four eighteen more on
the way on news radio eleven ten kfab.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Emery Sunger on news radio eleven ten kfab.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You got that doll on the stock market? I looked
it up. We okay, And I just want to know,
like the information I'm getting. I'm Investsopedia, I'm looking at
There's a websites like Reuters, the New York Post, many
(10:04):
other different places that are reporting.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
On some of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
And I'm commogulated, commagulated a lot of this. We're doing
the best that we can here. So I got this.
The Dow Jones record day was today in terms of points.
I don't know if it's the record day and percentage.
I'm still trying to resolve that. The single day record
(10:31):
for the S and P five hundred third largest today,
third largest since nineteen forty. The largest single day in
history occurred in nineteen thirty three. March fifteen, nineteen thirty three,
the index rose by sixteen point sixty one percent. Now
can you tell me why March nineteen thirty three is important?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Pop quiz? March nineteen thirty three, Yes, sir, Well, that
would have been four years removed from the worst day,
the worst dock market day ever.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah. Right, but that that's not what what That's not
why it matters?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Now, Oh, nineteen thirty three of March. Yeah, it would
have been in the thickest things in the thirties, in
the middle of the.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Great Depression, the depressions going on. Yes, this is just
within a couple of weeks after the Yeah, it's like
a week and a half after FDR was inaugurated for
the President of the United States. Okay, it was just
like eleven days after he was inaugurated because they inaugurated
people in March back then. If you can believe that
(11:36):
FDR served, he was inaugurated March fourth of nineteen thirty three.
Record day on the SMP percentage wise was March fifteenth
to thirty three. Sixteen point six percent was the percentage
game that day.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
So they were feeling good about FDR.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, well, I guess eleven days after he started. Single
day record on Nasdaq was today in points, I believe,
and fifty seven point zero six points the index rows
just nine point three five percent was the previous high
in the NASTAC for a single day. Today was twelve
(12:13):
point one six We broke the ten percent barrier for
the first time.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
It's crazy, there's wild stuff, but that's what we're that's
what we're looking at.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
This is what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
And as we mentioned last hour, haven't actually gotten back
to where we started when the tariffs were announced last Wednesday.
But a kind of good day tomorrow will get us there.
It doesn't even have to be a record day, a
kind of good day. We'll make up for everything that
we lost and then some. So we got more from
Donald Trump that I didn't get a chance to play
this half hour and if you got thoughts, email me
(12:46):
Emory at kfab dot com. Love to hear from you
on news radio eleven ten KFAB and raise longer. How
is that different? Well, it's not really different. It's basically
the same. But I like calling it a run because
run clubs are a thing. Jog clubs kind of are not.
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
What do you running from? My feelings? Mostly my emotions.
Would you like to run from a scary clown?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I would just like to run away from everything. How's
that sound?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's fair? I get it these days and times. Sure,
but that doesn't sound like a as good of a
business strategy as I just thought of. Do you have?
What's the business? I thought, maybe I'd start a run
club and people have to pay money to be motivated
by me in a clown suit, chasing them the whole
time so that they don't, you know, slow down. Oh
(13:32):
and then I get the enjoyment of doing that. Okay,
I get paid. I have a great time. Yeah, and
these runners lose weight. Man, that's a win all across
the board.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
All right, So here's another bone that I have to pick,
and we'll get more tariff talk and socker market talk
in the five o'clock hour, because I think we're onto
something here that we need to talk about.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
My idea.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No, the fact that running loses you weight, Oh, it
kind of doesn't really from everything that I've read. You
need walking steps, you need step count with walking? How
many steps are you getting a day?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Matt?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
This is yeah. I would guess why is my phone
updating me on stocks?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Now?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Why?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh? Is your phone listening? I didn't what it's saying?
Are you interested in this?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No, do not email? Do you don't me sending me
notifications about the stock market?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
It's listening. How do you know I was talking about that?
I didn't even ask my phone anything. It knows. It's
so dumb, you know what.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's nice to have the technology, but darn it, I
gotta tell you that's disconcerting.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So you just walked right into my point because I
don't know how many steps I have? You know why?
Because I don't even access that part of my phone.
I don't want my phone listening to me. I don't
want my phone thinking about me when I'm away. I
don't want that kind of relationship with my phone. Okay,
it's on my phone. Are business partners and that's it.
You need to know though, you need to know no,
(14:52):
you need to know no. I would guess I probably
on a good day, I walk a couple miles. On
a great day, I walk a handful. On a typical day,
I basically walk from the bed to my car to
work and back again.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Okay, yeah, it's probably not enough for like somebody who's
we like what's overweight these days? And again disclaimer, I'm
not a person that's an expert on this stuff. I
just know my life and the people around me's life.
I would say that I am not what I would
consider an overweight person, although sometimes I feel gross and
sometimes I feel like I'm weigh more than I should.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I think we all kind of been there, haven't we. Yeah,
I don't think you're anywhere near that category. Just putting
that out there, but I can relate. But I can
feel it, right like you can feel yourself. I'm weighing
more than I should. I need to trim up a
little bit. I can be a little bit more active.
And I did the research, dude, and they're saying like
steps and you can ask people who really know what
they're talking about on this stuff, and it's walking, Like
(15:51):
a good walk is going to burn more than hard
cardio is going to burn. Hard cardio is good if
you're trying to build up like your lung capacity and
your ability to like walk and run up and downstairs
and not be war out for that sort of thing.
But if you're looking to actually like drop some pounds
and like burn some fat, it's the walking steps that
(16:11):
actually help more. So just get some more steps.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I was showing you my step count lately because because
I talked to my phone about that regularly, it has
all access to basically everything that I do on a
day to day basis, which you know, many people would
consider to be I don't know, maybe not maybe not great.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You just spent the first hour of the show talking
about the stock market. Yeah, now your phone never has before.
Now your phone is recommending stocks and getting all in it.
It's not recommending it, it's just telling me what they
did today. I don't want anybody thinking that my phone
is doing weird stuff that nobody else's phone does. You
can ask for your phone to notify you anything from
the Nebraska basketball scores to when you reach your step
(16:54):
count to what your favorite stocks performed like. They'll send
you notification if anything in the news actually goes like
your phone can notify you if you got an email.
All of that I think is useful. If you find
it useful, I'll tell you what's coming, what you're gonna
what you're gonna be. Having a nature calling moment and
it's taken too long, and then all of a sudden
(17:15):
series gonna say you seem constipated. Would you like some
meta musal it's happening, It's gonna happen in a future
near you. This is not good. We need to cut
the cord. We need to throw our phones in the lake.
We need to go on a walk and never come back.
What are you talking about? What? What are you? What
do you?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yes, we all send on the toilet too long these
days because of our phone. But our phone doesn't know
that we're sitting on a porcelain throne or sitting on
a sectional. My phone doesn't know that I'm sitting outside
or inside.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
That's what it wants you to think. Yeah, yeah, I
think I think you need to get a reality check, pal.
You're you and your paranoia. Either way, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Call it vigilance. But tomato tomato Jills is one way
to put it. I double triple dog dare to you
to throw that phone of yours in a lake and
walk away from it.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
You triple dog what's the price? Give me a price?
I triple dog dare you? Are we talking? Hot dogs?
What are we talking? Have you not seen a Christmas story?
Are you that dense? Of course I've seen a Christmas story.
I'm asking you what's in it for me? You triple
dog dare me? What does that do for me? Three
dogs are in the equation now, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Flick got triple dog dared to put his tongue on
a frozen light pole?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
And howd that work out for him?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
And it didn't go so well for old Flick, But
he didn't have a price. The price was he was
triple dog dared and he had to do it. Otherwise
he was not gonna be able to live it down
from the other guys on the playground.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Otherwise he was due for some social shaming. That's what
he was worried about. Yeah, let me tell Flick something.
You keep living after those moments, trust me. Okay. I've
been named publicly so many times I'm losing count.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, well, I'll publicly shait you now for not recognizing
the value of a triple dog there.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
You know who else got triple dog?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
There?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I think about it. Uh now it wasn't a triple
dog there, it was a double dare. I think it
was Billy Madison on the school bus when one of
the kids says, I dare you to touch miss Vaughan's
upper regions.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
See, I'm telling you, folks, no. It's a great line
because he's like, I dare you to touch her, you know,
her upper region while they're on the bus. It's a
little kid, he's like a second or third grade kid.
And then and then Billy Madison looks back at it
and he's like, that's AsSalt, brother. It gets me every time.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
And then a second later he turns back around he's like,
do you double dare me? And then he goes and
does it, and Veronica Vaughn says, Billy, go sit down,
I double dare you because.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
He heard the whole thing. It's a great movie.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Anybody who tells you Billy Madison or Adam sa Handler
is not funny, Just tell them that's assault brother.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Right to a nine year old.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh gosh, funny stuff anyway, four forty four more on
the way.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Hey, you know we had none in a while. I'm
giving away an F. Let's do that.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Let's give away someths. Coming back on news radio, Evanton kfab.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Bro it you blew it? Have you ever done something
really stupid?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Me neither, but these people did, and that means it's
time for you get an F.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
All right, Hello, I am memory and it's time for
the tradition on this radio show of telling people who
we usually don't see day to day basis, but that
we see, we get to talk about them that they
don't see.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
But you know, pretty interesting.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Did you know that if there's a restaurant in Thailand
that will give you a discount if you're skinny?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
So, so, how do you think this goes? Like?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Like, how how would you how would you like, how
would you describe? Like how would you test that? How
would you call somebody skinny? Would you create a test
for them? Would you create some sort of obstacle course?
Like what would you do? Well, there's two ways. They
either have a test and they have a scale and
you got.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
To stand on it.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Okay, So so wait, okay, yeah, yeah, or there's somebody
who runs that place that gets to be the final
hammer swing. So that would be kind of subjective, don't
you think.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
So somebody comes down there and says, okay, I qualify
for the discount and the matrix. The matre d's kind
of like. So they bring in old Ronnie from the
back and he steps out there and he's like, nah
ha ha, move it chop. Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
So this restaurant, it has outside its entrance, it's at
your raw by the way. It's got this big old thing.
It's like a it's like a cage almost looking thing.
And if you can fit through the bars of certain levels,
you get a certain amount in a discount. Oh so
if you don't fit in any of them, you pay
(22:14):
full price, but you can get up to twenty percent
off in a discount if you're skinny enough to fit
through the twenty percent discount roll. Now, I don't know
how good of an idea it is to be trying
to slip yourself through something that small. But if you can,
this restaurant saying cool, we want you to eat here.
So I'm wondering, first of all, why this restaurant feels
(22:35):
like it wants to do this. This is the shying
my breakfast world, in shying my Thiland and I couldn't
decide who to give the F two, but this certainly
needs to be an F. I think I'm gonna go
the F to the people who are complaining about this
because I think it's funny more than it is harmful.
(22:56):
And if you are overweight, this isn't there to shame
you as much.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
As it is just I think poking fun at the
people who like to eat. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
It seems pretty harmless to me that they're not making
you pay more money than the price. They're just saying
you won't get a discount if you're large.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I'm not following yet, but okay, so I'm gonna go
ahead and give it an ALF to the people who
don't like this.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
And maybe it's because I could probably fit into at
least that's ten percent discount box. So anyway, Yeah, you
complainers and also people who wouldn't fit in any of
these boxes, and you're mad about it, you get an
F that'll probably make some people mad.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
What do you offer for me today? I feel like
going out there getting stuck on purpose, just to prove
a point, and then I'll live stream the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Everybody on their social media seems to be having a
lot of fun with it, so I don't know if
you can just laugh at yourself a little bit, That's
all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
So I got one that. Let me tell you, the
guy here is very deserving of an f today. I'm
ready for it. A guy got into a physical altercation
with a little girl at a lemonade stand because she
denied him a free refill. What, yeah, this happened down
in Florida. Of course, this is like what a dollar.
I don't think were discussed a dollar? Do you do
(24:20):
you usually give out refills at a lemonade stand when
you see right, I don't think that that's part of
the deal, like a kid's lemonade stand. Like a child's
lemonade stand. That she had a pitcher and a glass
she gave Stephen Kusomano O great, Oh we got the
mob down there. Of course, it makes all sense. Come on,
Stepheno's down there now. All the Italians listening are mad
(24:42):
at us. Thanks, Matt Hey, I apologize for that. But
if the shoe fits, Oh, come on, what I'm leaning
in too much. Yeah, anyway, Steven Gusmano goes down there,
his big watch and he's got his Italli you let
that ad and he's down there's a deep and bumping
around a kind of These are the kind of people
(25:02):
that will not ask twice for you to settle down.
If you know him, I know what you're saying. Hey,
Stevenkuzomano goes down there and clearly he's casing the joint.
He's looking around in the block. Maybe he's looking to
get some insurance going on the block. And he's an
elemonade stand. And all of a sudden I spy this
lemon age stand and I say, now there's a place
I need to shake down. Here's this little girl over theresh.
(25:26):
You'll give me a free refiel, won't you. Oh well
she didn't. And I love that this girl stand at
her ground against the mob. Of all people, he's an Italian,
that doesn't mean he's in the mob. He was also homeless,
so probably probably not mob. Did we at least admit that?
Probably not mafia unless he's just down on his luck.
I don't know. But anyways, Tony Soprano got actually let
(25:51):
out in huff and handcuffs that day, so it didn't
go well for him. But what a clown shaking down
some little girl that's trying to sell him lemonade. She
wouldn't give him a free refill, so uh uh, what's
what's the what's the lady's name that does Tony Sopranos?
I ruined it. I had to push something on the
(26:11):
computer and I lost my already guy gets an F
and I get an because I killed the momentum.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
So maybe, yes, I'm gonna put one of these cage
things in here, and every single person I bring in
to be on the show has to walk through it,
and that determines the length of the interview.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
WHOA, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
I'm kidding, I'm getting, I'm getting you just be funny.
It'd be funny you get, you get a longer interview
if you can, you know, fit through this tiny little space.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
It's it's for jokes, it's for kicks. It's an how
it's a Howard Stern bit. I'm sure there's a Howard
Stern bit in there somewhere. Yeah, from the eighties. Welcome back,
five o'clock hour. We'll talk more to you on these
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