BOCR Morning Show 4.19.24

Thieves are Trending, In Memory Of Dickey Betts And Motiviational Speakers  Listen Live to Boston's Only Classic Rock Morning Show 5:30-10am on the iHeartradio app. 

Episode Transcript

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Let's do this. Fasten your seatthumps. I wake up every morning Boston's
only classic rock morning show. Ilook at myself at the mirror and I
gob I'm dreamer. ABM a weekdreaming name as leak with Pete McKenzie,
I'm still bother it before every showFord, I feel dirty and unsatisfied and
Kenny Young, Yeah, get crazy. In other words, I'm crazy one

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seven. I want you to gohard fast, heavy, get to it.
Here's to the future. Will yousee X hard fast and heavy?
Huh? What are you guys stillin this leak at Well, that's to
be discussed. Yes, an actionpacked weekend is ahead. More importantly for
somebody else, which we'll get toin a moment. My name is Kenny

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Young. Hey, you know everybodywho's on best behavior. Of course,
I was nervous because when you havethat much talent, you don't need to
be new. Well, you liketo think, so, I don't know
a lot of talent in this room. One of them's name Pete McKenzie.
Yeah. Yeah. He wrote likean entire essay called fart Proudly that people
should know about, you know,and it's it's like, I'm sure people

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are probably asking you about it.But it's also like it is an important
sort of side step. His farting, Yeah, his farting. It would
never take that credit away from BenjaminFranklin. No, no, no,
all right, and uh, mostimportantly today, as we head into the
weekend, I've got multiple openings forthe professional, the expert known as Heather

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Ford. But first and foremost,we're not going to be with her tomorrow.
I want nobody. Oh it's comingnow, wave wave Yeah, a
wave of Friday. That's right,So that's heather Ford tomorrow. It was

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on my birthday celebrating, so wehave a peppermint prie essentially to give her
has Min the peppermints. Love tocelebrate for her. She was a she
was a champion, excellent mom andwe just we love her and so we
want to give her all the peppermintstoday. So we'll see if she wants
to eat this. Yes, she'sgetting all the pepper I am a fan

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of peppermints. O pie, yeah, but never had that, but I
would eat it. Is it achocolate peppermin pie? Because then I would
have that. You sent that tome. I don't know what that came
I don't know what it was,getting fed peppermint pie. Okay, as
long as it's fun, it soundsgood, sounds like a junior. You
know. The nice thing about menceis it clears out your vocal passages,

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so you can properly sing on aFriday. It right, I don't want
to know bod with me in thebad with me in these streets, colds,
nobody got nobody, nobody got time. Yeah, that's Friday. We're

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not going to see you tomorrow,Heather, so we have to do these
celebrations today. Is this a birthdaycard? Then? Because every time I
see something with my name on it, I immediately think it's from a prisoner
and it was mailed to me.Oh yeah, so I immediately get nervous
whenever I see it. No mailingaddress, no postal stamp on them,
you know, like it came outof envelope that was sent from the prison.

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That's how my things did, youknow? That's how things come from
the prison. Sometimes they address itjust with my name and then it gets
put in an envelope and then it'sfilled out that way. Oh yeah like
this then? Yes, yes,yeah, Well i'll call your birthday tomorrow.
Thank you. Yeah, I'll quotethe band Creed. That envelope came
from my own prison. Your prisonis we're going to go for my kids.

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They you know, love me.I don't know why, but they've
agreed to go to tea with metomorrow. We're going to get at three
thirty. That's the only thing Iasked for. I didn't ask for a
gift. I didn't ask for dinner. During the pandemic, we used to
go to a place called Fancy Thatand Walpole and it was one of those
places where you had your own room. So it's a little house and I

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believe the it's a husband and wifethat run it. I think he's a
former marine. So it's all pink. It sounds like a traditional afternoon tea
and it's kind of cool. Youeach get your own pot of tea and
then the food comes out on thethree levels. I was just they have
the tears. Yeah, and mykids can't wait. They're like, oh
my god, I can't wait forthat food. Cucumber sandwiches. Yeah.

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Now, And let me ask you, if they didn't, if they decided
not to come or they were busy, would you just take like four stuffed
animals and place on the table.You know what, I don't have those
kinds of kids. So even ifthey didn't want to go, they for
some reason. I think it's becauseI leave them alone. They would lie
to me. And it's funny.They I can't even imagine as a boy.
Wait, you know, can't can'twait to go have tea? Well,

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they can't wait to eat the food. Yeah, and you get your
own space and the food is sogood, the desserts are so good.
Yeah that they yeah, they loveit. It's like if I say we're
going to dinner, they'll ask ifwe can go to tea. But you
got to make a reservation months inadvance. So I never asked you.
Do you ever do anything on fourtwenty at four twenty? No? No,

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I mean I did live with adrug dealer for years, remember well,
and grew his own But no,they did every day at four twenty,
and I just watched would they doit on four twenty at four to
twenty? And just forget about yourbirthday altogether? You know, because they
were so high. He forgot abouta lot of things. He didn't like
me as much as I liked him, so it was not an you've ever
been in those relationships before? Hedefinitely did not. Yeah, sometimes he

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remembered, would you like a funfact about your birthday tomorrow? Maybe don't
tell me about you? No?No, no no? Should I save
it or should I give you?No? Go no? I know.
Okay, tomorrow is a very specialday, Heather. This four twenty day
tomorrow is a palindrome that won't happenagain for a thousand years. Okay,

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four two four, the same backwardsand forwards. It will not occur for
another two thousand years. I alsoheard, like my mother likes to tell
me that all sorts of magical thingsbecause of I don't know, Jupiter and
mercury and urine and uranus of course, all the things and the solar eclipse
and everything that was happening is likethis. Tomorrow is like a day where

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I should like make changes and dointeresting things. So they're calling it one
of the most volatile astrological signs.You know, we haven't seen this for
eighteen years where it's all lined upthis way and it won't happen again until
you know, twenty one hundred,right, yeah, so and it's my
birthday, so so yeah, thisPalin's are all fun not still thirty twenty

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four? Yeah, that's really cool. I love the number thing or twenty
two four. But if you lookat the history of this lineup, of
the astrological lineup, what are youdoing doing Linda's work? I just I
saw it on my oh prepped thismorning. I'm like, oh my god,
what are some of the things thathappened when this when these lined up?
You know, the two planets inthe sign. Good? Oh,

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it's not super super excited. Good. Oh. See everything I read says
I should make positive changes, andit didn't say anything about hell fire and
brimstone. Yeah. It wasn't somuch personal things as it was world things.
Yeah. But to me, that'slike you can match that up to
almost all days on. I thinkwhen big things happen, you'd be like,

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this didn't line up. You canfind answers, you look for it.
Bad news all over the place.Here, mom, I see.
That's what I've learned from my mother. She'll tell me about all these big
things at any given moment, andI'm always like, how is it all
the time? How is it youcould find that for everything? Z Lex
weather cloudy and cool, highs aroundfifties. Showers starts tonight, move out

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throughout Saturday morning. Sunday's mostly sunnyboth days in the sixties. Forty four
degrees in Boston. I'm heather Fordon one hundred point seven double u ZLX,
Boston's only classic rock morning show.Forty four degrees getting young Pete McKenzie
heather Ford. The music world wasrocked yesterday. We lost another legend.

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Despite the fact that he hadn't playedwith the band since the year two thousand,
Dickie Betts was still close to homefor just about every Allman Brothers fan
and his work over the years.He passed away at the age of eighty.
But I'm going to use a tendollars college word here. Myriad of
health problems over these last twenty fouryears since he since he left the band

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or was dismissed by Greg at thetime. It's kind of a back and
forth. There kind of a grayarea as to why he was out of
the band, but they did wasn'tbecause of his substance abuse, Yes,
that was one of the contributing factors. But he and Greg weren't getting along
so much, and I don't knowif they ever really reconciled before Greg passed

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away. But Dicky Betts. Imean, you think of his contributions over
the years and some of the mostwreck recognizable Alman Brothers tunes, a Little
Rambling Man that he wrote and sangMan Jessica his instrumentals, one of those

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guitar players you could sing along too, and Blue Sky but his former girlfriend
at the time. Just so manygood songs this guy contributed to that man.
When that broke yesterday, text threadwent wild, Oh yeah, my
buddy's in their vinyl and you knowthey're gonna sit down in the basement and

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listen to the vinyl. There's threeguys I know that have vinyl rooms and
they were just dedicating the evening toDicky. I'm sure Carter was too.
He got to interview him a bunchof times over the years. And you
know, one of the awesome thingsabout Dicky was he could play almost any
genre of music. I mean,obviously deeply rooted in southern rock, the

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blues, jazz, country. Theguy could do everything. The guy could
play anything. He was such suchan influence to so many guitar players and
a Rock and Roll Hall of Famemember incidentally, and even earned the band
a Grammy Award for Jessica. Soreally cool stuff. Here he was asked
about you know that Dan Rathers showon Axis where he talks to rock stars

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and celebrities. Dicky Betts was aguest on it. He can check it
out on YouTube. But I pulledthis quick clip rate here and he was
asked. Dan asks Dicky about writingRamblin Man and like where some of the
inspiration came. And he says,once he kind of made it, he
started to make it with the AlmanBrothers. He would go back home.
They you know, started in Florida, but the band kind of got their

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roots in Georgia and making Georgia.But he would go back home and there
was a neighbor of his, agood friend of his, that was a
fence builder, and he called himlike a real hay seed type of guy.
And so this neighbor friend is theguy that came up with a famous
line in Ramblin Man. I evendoing playing your music and doing the best
you can, all right. Hewas a real Kansas City, he said,

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playing your music and doing the bestyou can. So yeah, it's
pretty cool. So yeah, restin peace, Dicky Betts and a little
fun fact to tie it all backtogether to modern day music. Frank Hannon,
one of the guitar players in theVan Tesla, one of my favorite
rock acts Dicky Betts was his fatherin law. Wow yeah, yeah,
it's a little tie in there,and many times Frank would post over the

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years just sitting on a porch strummingacoustic guitars with Dicky Bets. Pretty cool.
So rest in peace, Dicky.Coming up later today in the Classic
Rock class at eight forty, Ihad to do it. I had to
do all Almond Brothers audio clues forthe clash today. So obviously no Almond
Brothers tickets, but cheap trick ticketsfor the MGM music half fenway from a

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Planet fitness but you see Lex Studiosnow, thanks for making that part of
your Morning Breaf story on seven wSE Lex Boston. May I make a
movie suggestion. Okay, I havenot been to the movies in a really
long time, and yesterday I boughtfour tickets to the Showcase Cinema in North

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Attleborough and uh, the boys andI went to go see The Ministry of
Ungentlemanly Warfare. Oh yeah, withHenry Cavill. Oh yeah, and it
was freaking awesome, fantastic movie thatsounds like a good movie. Saw it.
They saw it on opening night whenit came out whatever, three months
ago. To no, no,no, it just came out this week.

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It just came out this week.The Ministry of Warfare. Yeah,
give me a plot on that.I did see the trailer. It's incredible.
Yeah, it's it was an amazingmovie. It's a Guy Ritchie film.
So that's that's all you have totell me. That's all you gotta
tell me. And the movie wewere all laughing, we were all it
was packed when we were giggling andlaughing. And it's very violent and it's

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about kind of like it's kind oflike the first it's based on the well,
first of all, Ian Fleming isa character in it, the guy
who wrote the James Bond movie.And it's about like the first kind of
Delta Force but British in World Wartwo. Cool. Yeah, it's really
really cool. Yeah, I'll seethat. I love Henry Cowell and Guy

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Richie stuff. I mean their wifeeven loves Guy Ritchie movies. So yeah,
oh yeah, my husband's always likeremember Snatch and I'm like, oh,
John, that was a great movie. Let's move on to other guy
Richie films if they could, Butyeah, I would. I would definitely
recommend that movie. It was Idon't know, it was just fantastic.
Pete, you were right about thepostal robbery in New Hampshire. Did you
see it. Well, those guyswere hired by someone else. They were

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hired by someone to do that.That's why they were probably so young.
The guy that was arrested needed atranslator. He needed a Swahili translator,
so they found someone who' and theygave him a like an airsoft gun.
Oh yeah, to do it.It was, Oh that's what it was.
Thankfully for the postal worker. Itwasn't a real gun. They look

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close. My god, they looksuper real, especially if you paint over
the red tip. Yeah that's allyou gotta do, and it looks like
a gun. Yeah. So youwere right. I don't know if it's
a ring necessarily, but it suresounds like it. And someone paid those
three, so you got to thinkone of the kids that cut well,
the other two were. The othertwo were caught at their juveniles, so

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we didn't find out their names.But they had a cough up the ringleader's
name, right or the guy thathired them, right, Well, I
mean they're just y. They foundthem right. So the oldest one was
eighteen, the other two weren't evenWow. Yeah, that's just starting them
young. That's just a super sadYeah. Coming up at six twenty five,
we got more thieves. Oh good. The theme of the day,

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yeah, great Zelex weather cloudy andcool, highs around fifty shower starts night
and move out throughout Saturday, throughoutSaturday morning. Sunday is mostly sunny both
days in the sixties forty four degreesin Boston. I'm heather Ford on one
hundred point seven w z LX.Get a young Pete McKenzie heather Ford.
You know, this is one ofthe moments of the show where I'm elected

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to do station business, you know, promote things that we have going on
here at the Rock and Roll Windowsbusiness. Yeah, there's a lot of
business to the cover, but firstand foremost, it's tomorrow. Heard of

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this one too. I like thenumber forty like it's one of my favorite
numbers. Yeah, that was myhome address growing up. Oh forty eight.
That's the last time I favorite baseballteam won a World Series. Wow,
so it is going to be agood year. Yeah, last year,
you know. At three twenty four, this morning listener number eleven checked

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in with a birthday greet twenty four. Yeah, he was the first,
probably even before your own husband.Hello, Boston's only classic rock morning show
on behalf of the five thirty Club. I'd like to Wishwan heather Ford a
day early. Happy birthday. Evenin listen to the Pearl Gym album last
night. That was great, Thankyou. I Hot Radio. I'd give

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it a seven point seven. Staywhelming, everybody, stay welming, stay
whelming, Thank you. Sean Sadly. Today's the anniversary of Oklahoma City,
right, Oklahoma City? Yeah,eighteenth so yeah, and four twenties Columbine
and it's just it's not a realfun time. This was the first running
of the Boston Marathon for nineteen eighteenninety seven. There you go, so

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yeah, I bet there wasn't alot of empty beer cups and borg jugs
laying around the ground then, though, right right, you bet you.
There are still a lot of drunks. I'm sure there was. What did
they use back then instead of portapotties streets. Yeah, curb Oh did
they even have curbs? Curbs?I don't know about that. What I

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do know is that other station business, besides Heather's birthday, we get the
thousand dollars bribe kicking off at nineto ten here this morning, and its
infancy. You know, we awardthirteen grand every weekday. We just started
this week. So if the bribeis back, get paid, right,
especially if you owe the federal governmentsome money, you can you know,
line your pockets with a little extracash heading into the weekend. Your first

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keyword for the bribe coming up atnine ten? Dare I say the sun
peeking through these clothes? This isover? They do forty four degrees,
a little bit cooler. Today lookslike kind of a crap shoot this weekend
weatherwise, should be drying out thoughmost of the weekend. Still chance of
a spot shower I think late tonightinto tomorrow morning. Sunday looks like the
pick of the week again weatherwise,but getting into the sixties once again.

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So thievery seems to be the themeof the day so far. Yeah.
Yeah. Heather was given us anupdate in headlines about the postal worker that
was held up an airsoft gunpoint forthat Master key and that guy's now I've
been brought to justice or one ofthe guys. All three of them have
caught. One of them is eighteen, the other two are juveniles, and

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they were hired by someone in Lowell. I think is how it worked.
I saw this thievery story regarding theMasters. Yeah, two days after the
conclusion of the twenty twenty four Masters, a thirty nine year old from Augusta,
Robert Globenski Bobby Glebenski, who hasworked at Augusta for a near thirteen

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years, is now I'm being heldon federal charges. What can you steal?
Check this out. He's dueing federalcourt. Over a thirteen year span.
This guy stole millions of dollars inMasters merchandise, hats, shirts,
bags, sweatpants, you name it, key chains, you name it,
so the PGA store or something,and was working at Augusta on the grounds

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of the course, and he waspensioned from the store the merchandise stores,
selling it on his own. Notonly that, it gets worse, he
was also stealing historical memorabilia off thewalls from in and around the facility,
which you think would be bolted downfrom two thousand and nine to twenty twenty
two. It's not clear what happenedto most of the stolen items, but

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he's bringing in charges transporting stolen goodsacross state lines because he drove a lot
of the stuff to Tampa, Florida, where I think he was trying to
sell it. It's not clear whatexactly where or why the charges were filed
in Chicago of all places. That'sweird. Maybe the guy's originally from there,
who knows. But yeah, sohe got this guy on fellon hr

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just so if if found guilty,he'd have to return all the stolen goods
or money made from them. Youthink they'd have had cameras for the last
thirteen years, so they should havecaught him sooner. And second of all,
what kind of like items was hestealing from the grounds? Like was
he stealing like the sea used bysomeone or you mean like the memorabilia?
Yeah, Like what was he taking? It could have been? Yeah,

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it could have been you know,masters, signed flags or like five photos
or golf clubs, golf balls.Couldn't resist and got away with it for
thirteen years, years before they finallycaught him. I ran into a chef
from a restaurant yesterday. I wasdoing some shopping at Sudbury Farms and I
hadn't been to this restaurant in awhile. But I remember the guy and
I can't say his name, andI don't want to say the name of

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the restaurant either, But he wonderedwhy we hadn't been in in a while,
and I explained to him, youknow, we used to go in
there with my daughter all the time, and you know she's married now and
she's moved away. Yeah, we'llcome back and see you sometime. He
goes, well, you'll see somedifferent people there because I had to let
a couple of people go that we'restealing from him. Yeah, like long
term people. He was losing stockon the booze and the wine and didn't

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know why. So unbeknownst to hisemployees, he set up some cameras and
witnessed some of them actually placing themin their trunk their car. Wow.
So yeah, So I guess ithappens everywhere. And that's a great idea.
Set up cameras. It seems tobe the way to go in your

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businesses. Yeah, you have to. Yeah, you have to. I
mean not only for you know,customer thievery, but inside thievery. Yeah,
that's better than this grocery store workerin Rumford, England who was fired
for the last twenty years she's beenstealing grocery bags, small potatoes and grocery
bags. You mean paper bags twentyyears recycle paper and plastic. Yeah,

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that sounds like she's just got anillness. Yeah, what are you even
doing with them? How did ittake them twenty years to catch her?
Like? Are you paying a dimeevery time in Framingham for your paper bag?
You know? The worst is iswe have the reusable bags in both
of our vehicles. I always forgetto brand. If I don't forget to
bring them inside, well every timeI bring them. Yeah, I'm sure,
I'm sure on that ten cent grocerybag brown bag thing that they charge

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you, those are arguably the worstbags. They're not worth five cents,
No, they're not. Can Itell you? In the last month alone,
I've had not one, not two, but three split on the way
to the vehicles as I or thehandle brakes, handle brakes, bag rips
and half cherry tomatoes all over paidfor that, and I paid a damn
dime for that, Boston's only classicrock Morny Show on on a point seven

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w z LX six point fifty.Now, hey, you want more Metallica,
you can join Tyler every weeknight atseven o'clock for men to torri Metallica.
Not just the hits like that onethere. No, he dives into
the catalog. You get, youget what they used to call album cuts,
all right, deep cuts. Youget Metallica covering other artists, you
get live stuff from depending upon whatthe day prevails. So yeah, manat

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Tormentellica week nights at seven. Hereat CLX, it's Kenny Young, Pete
Mackenzie, Heather Forward. As weget into weekend mode, here Socks wrapped
up the disastrous homestand with another lossto the Cleveland Guardians Pedro. Yeah,
the Socks have exactly the opposite recordat home as they do on the road.
It's insane. Yeah, they startedthe season on the road ten games,

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seven and three, and then theycome home and go three and seven.
So I'm very excited to announce thatthe Red Sox are hitting the road.
They played tonight. They start aseries in Pittsburgh Yes, a beautiful
ball pirate, Yes, speaking inbeautiful ballpark. So my buddy Joel Way
Tall Joel, who actually used towork for this station. He's the one
that lives in Cleveland. He's myMidwest connection. Wait, Tall Joe,

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Wait, Tall Joel. He sentme a screenshot of all the tickets he
had purchased, not only for thisseries against Pittsburgh this weekend. So he's
going to drive from Cleveland to Pittsburghbecause he said that's his favorite park in
the country where the Pirates play.Yeah, loves it. It's right on
three rivers, you know, MonongahelaAlleghany, Ohio. And he goes and
gets his food beforehand at the PrimantiBrothers, which is a world famous spot.

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I guess out there. I've neverbeen, but he says, yeah,
that's awesome, he says. Andthen he sends me a text with
other ticket stubs that he's purchased,and he says, I may have a
problem because he purchased like three gamesI think it was three games for when
the Socks are in Cleveland. That'sDaveen because that's you know, that's right
right in his own backyard. Nice. Nice, Yeah, So good luck
to the Socks this week. Don'tbe surprised if they win tonight just because

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of the fact that they're on theroad, on the road, that's right.
Meanwhile, this weekend around here,we've got the Double Shot Weekend kicks
off at five o'clock, Live atfive with Chuck Nolan this afternoon. And
as we get into the Double Shotsthis weekend, and you can always leave
your future suggestions. So you've gota favorite band or artist you want to

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hear on these double shots, hitus up, open the iHeartRadio app and
use that talkback feature and fitness WCLXStudios. Now, thanks for making that
part of your morning. Great storyone seven WCLX Boston. I mean,
if you can get past the headlineon NBC Boston, pickup truck crashes into

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home, lands on top of carsin Brockton. I'm watching driver flees it's
on top of three cars. Yeah, that's a story style points right there.
That's a developing story that is rightthere. But a crashed into the
home first is what I'm reading,right, Are they even showing the house
at all? The TV is behindme, Yeah, and lands on top

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of cars in Brockton. So congratulationsBrockton because you took over what was the
number one story on all of thewebsites, which was Boston bound Jet Blue
flight involved in near miss on runwayat Reagan National Airport. They've got two
there, right, it's Reagan andDulles. Those are the two airports.
I think I've been to both.I don't really remember. Yeah, I

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mean I think I think I've beento both there. They both were very
nice, of course, and I'mbeing sarcastic. Uh, so these two
planes were were they given directions thatthey could go to their takeoff point at
the same time? And I mean, well, just listen to the air
traffic controllers, uh, when theyrealize that they've given each of them have

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given these planes the go ahead stop, yeah, to stop stop, and
air traffic controllers usually very calm tostop stop stop. And if you've seen
the like the video of it,not of the actual planes, but they
show what it looked like. Theyreally they were just no almost nose to

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nose. And this aviation expert JohnNance, he explains how close this really
was. In my opinion, thiswas a very serious situation because there was
almost no margin for any further Airseven is around one hundred and fifty feet
long, So four hundred feet isabout three airplane laks. That's not enough.
He looks exactly like you think he'dlook. That man looks like he

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could have been Jimmy Stewart's brother.Did you see the picture of the aviation
expert. Yeah, he looks likeJimmy Stewart in present day, sitting in
a very sterile kitchen. You can'thave two planes check it off the same
time, exactly. Do you guysever use the app flight tracker say it
looks like that? No, thatwas great. Is that logan right now?

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That's that's Reagan. That's Reagan.Yeah. So my cousin he was
a air traffic controller out in NewMexico, Albuquerque. Yeah, it's it's
a high stress job. Oh,I'm sure he retired at fifty three.
Are a lot of them former militarybecause they can handle that and he wasn't.
Yeah, I would think. Ithink they'd have to go through like
rigorous training, psychological evaluations right tomake sure they can handle that level.

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It's a very good paying job.Oh, it is, it is,
and you know he was able toretire, but it was stressful. Yeah,
I'm not taking that job. Ifeel like my husband would be great
at that job. He's the onethat remains completely calm under all sorts of
weird Like I flipped that jeep myfoot still on the gas were upside down
and he just looks at me andhe goes Heather, and I go,

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yeah, maybe you take your footoff the gas. Now we were upside
down, so he wouldn't have beenscreaming stop stop. He would have been
like, stop, you need tostop, You need to stop now.
Yes, you would stop, yes. Z Lex weather cloudy and cool,
high round fifty showers start tonight andmove out throughout Saturday mornings. Sunday is
mostly sunny both days this weekend,though in the sixties forty four degrees in

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Boston. I'm Heather Ford on onehundred point seven wuz LX Swinging Baby.
It's one hundred point set wz LX, Boston's only classic rock morning show,
seven twenty four forty five. Well, that little break of sunshine we had
earlier seems to have hidden its faceagain behind the closet. But it's supposed
to dry out, so it's bea somewhat decent weekend here. Listen,

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Big weekend coming up here, asboth the Bruins and Celtics will be beginning
their playoff runs twenty twenty four.Now, as you know, our Boston
Bruins will be opening series at home, hosting Toronto tomorrow night at eight o'clock.
And I say it like that because, as Dan Roach informed me earlier
this week, the Boston Bruins areone of four teams to win six consecutive

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playoff series against one franchise. Thatfranchise is the Toronto Maple Leaf Yeah,
imagine Leafs fans. Oh that's sohard. Oh man, I gotta tell
you I don't think that the Yeah, right here, the Bruins have won
each of the last six playoff seriesagainst the leaf leaves ay, dating back
to nineteen sixty nine. So yeah, you got to think that Leafs fans
are like, is this this isthe year. I definitely have higher hopes

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for the Celtics, well Bruins.Well, that brings me to my next
question. Here today's Friday. TheCeltics open their playoff run on Sunday at
one o'clock at the Gaden. Whothe hell are they playing? And why
don't I know? Well, Ican't find out that's because the two teams
are facing off tonight. That wouldbe let me think, now, it's
the Heat against the Bulls, sowe're going to get the winner of that

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winner of that game will come toBoston on Sunday. Fortunately it won't be
the seventy six ers because they wontheir playing games, so they're a seven
seed and they play Now, well, the seventy six ers got MBB.
Yeah, so they're really not aseven or eight seed. They're more like
a three seed team wise, youknow. So this brings me to you,

(30:37):
Pete McKenzie, the moneyman. Withthese playoff series, you lay in
any action. Yeah, for sure. I mean I'm taking I'm I'm taking
my two home teams right here.Yeah. But Celtics and Bruins. You
probably placed bets at the beginning ofthe season though, too, right,
I have a futures bet on theCeltics and Bruins to win at all.

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Okay, so the Celtics doesn't paythat great. The Bruins pays a little
bit better, but they were aheavy favorite early in the season too.
When I made the best you usuallyplace futures bets, so I figured you
this is a good sign that they'rein the postseason. I do haven't covered
Yes, imagine back to back duckboat parades. Oh my god, that's
been a dream for quite some time. They just haven't been able to sink

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up. Yeah. So Bruins lookingfor their seventh Stanley Cup and the Celtis
looking for their eighteenth. Yes,right, eighteenth banner man. Lots of
action this weekend. Maybe you needa little extra scratch, Well that's where
we come in. Do you needa little disposable income maybe to place your
futures on this weekend and beyond.We can help you out. Thousand dollars

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broad nine to ten your first shotto grab a grand right, because by
the time nine ten rolls around,give me the expetive money. See one
hundred point seven though U see Alax, Boston's only classic rock morning show,
seven forty on the nose. Lookat that. Thank you ACDC for being
so punctual and prompt forty five degreeson its way up to the mid fifties,
I think, but the sixties thisweekend and drying out. So we

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get that going for us, whichis nice. Let's getting young Pete McKenzie,
Heather forward. Let's go what's goingon with Boston's only classic rock morning
show one seven w ZX. Icould wait no longer for the breaking news.
Kenny, what is your breaking news? Uh? Yeah, I did
well. Heather and I experienced itat the same time. We walked out

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of the studio. She for thepotty, me for the coffee. And
as we walked out there, wenoticed the heavy industrial plastic sheeting that's been
surrounding the construction zone outside of ourstudios since been giving us a cloudy view
for months, right, how manymonths? Six? Five months? Four
months? Oh, I don't know, hasn't been that four months? Maybe

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four months? Three four months sincethe beginning of the year. Right.
Plastic is coming down. Plastic's comingdown. The construction is coming to an
end. Okay, what you noticedfirst when we first walked out, Kenny
goes, ooh, look, andwe both appeered around the side. He
goes, they're puting new carpet down, dudes, laying a new carpet that
was all rimed. Doumb We didn'teven see the plastic coming down yet,
so we saw that. We madeus, you know, a sparkly sound

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like oh, And then we camearound and we're like, what I got
so excited for the plastic coming down. I forgot about the carpet being late.
That's wrong with us, I know, right, And it was so
exciting. I was like thanking theworkers. I was like, thank you,
this is so exciting. Yeah,they're just laughing at us. Okay,
what's wrong with these people? Well, I think the people that are
most excited in this building are onthe east side where they get the sunrise

(33:35):
WBZ. Folks are colleagues down therewho haven't had air conditioning for six years
in this building. What do theyhave? The giant fans, giant fans
to circulate the air in the summer, they get they really got the shaft
on that they did. So nowas a benefit of having this new construction
going on, they're finally getting theirair conditioning. Wow. So they're I
think the most excited. Yeah,I'm excited that for the most heart.

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The banging, chiseling, drilling,and standing is done out there. So,
yeah, plastic coming down. We'llhave to do a social post to
update it. Right. So Imade the comment yesterday that I was embarrassed
in my neighborhood with a smoking lawnmowerriding lawnmower. You know, it was
the first time I used it thisseason, and it was smoking, billowing
smoke. Blah blah, blah blah. One of my buddies, who's a

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you know, small engine mechanic,contacted me, wanted to take a look
at it. Came over to thehouse. I met him after work yesterday.
We opened the hood. He knewimmediately that it wasn't a blown oil
gasket gasket. It was mice ewmice. You were you were you were

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a cooking mice. I was cookingmice. He said, did it smell
like you'? And I said,no, did it smell like burning.
You know, it's something burning thatwas a living being, because that's what
it was. You were cooking themas it was smoking. That's what was
smoking. They So you know howyou look at the top of an engine
and it's going around and round round. Okay, So around that there's a

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there's a space and they had builta giant, huge nest in there over
the winter, and you hadn't poppedthe hood on that. I well,
I really didn't. You couldn't seeit right because it's covered up. It's
behind the air filter with that thatwhole space is Yeah, so it wasn't
enough for them to be in yourshd. They had to go up inside

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your tractor, right, I meanthankfully it wasn't an oil gasket. Yeah,
so this is a good thing.All I need is a shop back.
The smell though, the smell,yeah, so there was that.
The other thing is my wife.It's funny because we had that lake house
for ten years and we never hada deck box. And my wife is

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also all of a sudden decided weneed a deck box. This this summons
and yeah yeah, cushions, cushionsand maybe a spare propane tank bug spread
fit in there. So it arrivedthis week fully boxed. You know,
I have to put this thing together. Is it's it's black. Okay,

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it's plastic. But it came ina million pieces, so obviously, you
know, I mean, being whoI am, I don't put things together
that too often. So I calledup a you know, video to look
at it because there were some partscould go either way, you know,
does it go this way or doesit go that way? Type thing assembly
on this is pretty straightforward. Theysay thirty minutes on the box. It

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took me right around twenty two minutes. I definitely used a power drill instead
of a manual screwdriver, so thatmight be the difference. For the most
part, everything just snaps together,and then you screw on the hardware for
the lid, and you screw everythingtogether in a couple of spots for a
little bit more added rigidity. Okay, rigidity rigidity. Yeah, and it
came with hydraulic pieces to make thelink close slowly like you are touching a

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woman's body when you're doing it.All. He was doing this right like
he was wow, twisting something up. Yeah, so he said twenty two
minutes with a power drill, thirtyminutes if you're using a screwdriver an hour
and a half. Of your peoplecan see two hours later, Well,
it took me two hours. Ittook me two hours start to finish to
put that thing together. Is thatincluding watching the video? Well, then

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I watched the video before I evenunpacked, so it's probably two hours and
ten minutes. Great. Yeah,so from start to finish, unpacking,
laying everything out to getting rid ofall the garbage, two hours. Wow.
But at the end of it allman achievement. H You don't think
that's a man achievement. You're puttingtogether a piece of plasticwhere putting together a

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deck box? What if it's sturdy? No, No, you're sitting on
it. You can, I'm sureyou can. Yes, you can.
I'm sure you can't. I betternot. That reminds me like two years
ago. I bought a similar one, but it was metal, and it
was the thinnest, crappiest metal,and the intention was to get it so
we always had dry wood for thefire pit because right now I just got

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it on a rack, pa alog rack. So I bought one of
these metal sheds off Amazon, andI thought, in my stupid sense,
it was going to be assembled whenit came, and it was. No.
It was about six inches thick thebox and everything was just laid out,
stacked on top with a bag thathad it easily two hundred screws and

(38:29):
bolts and nuts and washers in it. Over three hours and the thing still
doesn't close properly. Yeah. I'mready to push it off a bridge at
this point, or hire me right, put mine together, coast, don't
hire I don't know about that.Seven forty six here approaching the eight o'clock
hour. Keep in mind nine toten. This morning is your first of

(38:51):
thirteen opportunities to get paid to listento all this great music. I know
you're not going to get paid tolisten to us, but you can get
paid to listen to the music withthe bribe at nine ten here at CLA
from the Planet Fitness w CLX Studios. Now, thanks for making that part
of your morning. Great story onone point seven w CLX, Boston.

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What do you guys do off air? Well, we listen to leather farts'
that's what we do when when we'renot thinking about radio things. I try
to explain to my parents sometimes theyask what's it like? Like they still
sometimes ask what would you do?And I'm like, if I tried to
explain it to you, it justwouldn't seem real or you know, worthwhile

(39:35):
to explain to you. Like whenI get asked, how was work today?
Good? I edited audio of flatulenceright right right? And that's not
a lie or are you making ajoke, that's just fact. Like schools
will often ask can a student comein and observe what you do? You
really can't. He wouldn't recommend it. No, I wouldn't either, No,
not at all The top story onNBC Boston still is a pickup truck

(39:55):
that crashed into a home and thenlanded on top of three. The driver
is the driver, Okay, Idon't know. The driver fled so wow,
a true stuntman. Yeah, theyhad to climb down from there.
And you're not kidding because the truck, it's like a little gray pickup,
was on top of another what lookslike pickup truck and an suv and a

(40:16):
sedan. I mean, it's likeperfectly placed on top of all three.
Was he to be hard to dowith a crane? I think so?
Was he weaving when he ran away? I don't know, because he had
a concussion or he was like serpentinehe just didn't want anybody to gets him.
Was he intoxicated? I'm assuming.I mean, if you've run away
from the scene, or unless you'rerunning for your life because someone's trying to

(40:37):
kill you. I found with theplate. Well maybe maybe he stole the
truck. Yeah, I know thingsthat are coming out right now. I
don't know things. I also don'tknow. Karen Reid, whatever, his
case is still going because it hasn'tstarted. They're just looking for jurors.
Did they find all their jurors yet, because I know they're not meeting today.
I think they've got the twelve,but they still need four alternates and

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that's not going to get done kicka couple of days. I can't keep
the two juror races or city inthis one. They're they're like neck and
neck. Yeah, I don't know. All I know is that the one
around here. I guess that Fridaysare off. It's like three day weekends
for that courthouse. Is that howit works? Because I think it's said
that they were it's done for theweek. It says jury selection done for

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the week. So they just havemeetings on Fridays? Or is it just
like not even open? Right?Does anyone know like a barbershop has closed
Wednesdays? Maybe you know, maybethe court courthouse is close to Fridays because
it's so uh you know, highprofile locally here? Uh is? Are
they sequestered already, Karen Reid?One wouldn't be yet? Not yet,

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I don't think so. I meanthey probably will be, though right when
they don't start to trial, theymight not be. They might just be
told don't talk about it to otherpeople. I'm saying how do you stay
away from facts about this case?It's it's on every news, every day,
every hour. It is this caseimportant enough to sequester I think it
may be. No, I meanlike the I mean, it's not like
a serial killer or you know,a person. I don't know if the

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case it's not like a bomber.I don't know if it's important enough to
sequester them. It's just a casethat we're all really interested in. Yeah,
although the three of us talk aboutit a lot, but we're not
interested in it and we don't knowanything about it. And the other thing,
Pete, you were right. Ijust need to let you know,
not that any of us were wrong, but this was like your intuition.

(42:29):
Was that postal worker that was robbedin New Hampshire and Nashuah and they caught
an eighteen year old. They actuallyalso caught the other two. They were
juveniles, so they didn't say whothey were, and the eighteen year old
needed a translator, a Swahili translator. The three of them were hired allegedly
by someone in Massachusetts to go androb the postal worker. It was like

(42:51):
very set up of the Keys tothe Blue Box. It seems like a
ring. It seems like hopefully they'redigging into that and they can put a
stop to these poor postal workers gettingthe you know, robbed a gunpoint of
a key. Yeah, and thegun was a fake gun, but it
was still did the postal worker didn'tknow that, and the keys are already
gone because these three were hired.I don't even know how old the other

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two are. They might be seventeen, they might be thirteen, fourteen or
fifteen, right, I don't know. I mean one of them was driving,
so maybe at least sixteen. Arethey following traffic rules? Some laws?
I have no idea. No,only the guy in the pickup trucks
following those mostly back guy. Yes, when you jump and you hit three
cars in land on top, yourun and you run fast. Z The

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lex weather cloudy and cool, highsaround fifty showers start tonight and move out
throughout Saturday morning. Sunday is mostlysunny both days, though in the sixties
forty four degrees in Boston. I'mHeather Ford on one hundred point seven Double
u ZLX, Boston's only classic rockmorning show, eight twenty four. That's
what you need, Little motivational musicget your rump and gear, get going

(43:55):
on the day. Here on thisFriday, Hey, we're gonna be kicking
off double shot weekend, or shouldI say Chuck Nolan will have that honor
at five o'clock today all weekend longdouble shots. So your favorite bands and
artists. Nice. My brother inlaw is his name's Mark. He's spending
the week in Vegas. It's workrelated. He's not a gambler at all,

(44:16):
by the way, So for him, five days in Vegas it's just
like five days in Disneyland, youknow, for him. So I sent
you guys a picture he had thesphere in the background of where he He's
out there for a conference for hisrestaurant company. So you've got seventeen different
restaurants in this Fat Brands company.And so they threw, you know,

(44:37):
one of these parties where everybody getstogether and lift the spirits motivation that it's
pretty cool. So they had aspeaker come in and my brother in law
said, uh, well, hewas really not what I expected. And

(44:57):
I wrote back to him, well, he's not what you infected because he
was probably making one hundred thousand dollars. So he's he's going to be entertaining.
He's gonna his name's Terry Bradshaw andso uh he sent me up just
a plethora of videos of him talk. In fact, one of the things
he talked about was his comparison comparinghimself to Brady and Joe Montana. Of

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course, Montana and Bradshaw were fourand oh in Super Bowls. Okay,
and he you know acknowledges. Youknow, Brady has all these rings.
He went, well, he's wonseven seven rings, but he's also lost
three And so Bradshaw said, whichmakes me a little better than him because
he lost three and I didn't loseany. Yeah. Yeah, he was

(45:45):
tongue in cheek on. Yeah.One of my favorite stories that he told
though, that he sent was abouthis childhood. Terry Bradshaw's childhood growing up
in Louisiana. He didn't start inhigh school at quarter back until he was
a junior, so really and hedidn't even play quarterback in grade school.

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He played well. He he competedin track, throwing something else, throwing
the javelins. The world backer colorfrom throwing the javelin javel seventeen year old
kid number three in the world,Number three in the world number and now
turned down the trust line Olympic.There's no money to be made throwing a

(46:31):
javelin, even though he was invitedin the Olympic trials. Who's going to
catch it? Catch a javelin?Nobody saying thank you, you got a

(46:52):
little metal and that's that's about it. And then for Super Bowl trophies,
how how long did he speak for? Oh my god, I mean the
number of video clips he said hemust have talked for like ninety minutes.
No kidding or something. He's justfeeling for a one hundred grand I'm just
wondering how much that gets you.Well, I looked it up. Terry
Bradshaw speaking and booking information Okay AthleticsSpeakers athlete speakers dot com. He makes

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between fifteen one hundred thousand. Wowfor speaking engagement. That's awesome. By
the way, the plimp is backand I can't stop seeing it over piece
it is. It's looking right atus. Thank god it's not the spear.
Whenever I think of Terry Bradshaw,do you remember four years ago was
in the first summer of the pandemic, the quarantine, Terry Bradshaw recorded a

(47:38):
song for his show, His TVshow, the reality one they did.
It was called Quarantine Crazy. Doyou remember that song? I tell yeah,
I don't know if it's worth onehundred grand, but it sounded like
this just run Quarantine straight Jack.We all did some weird crap right around

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then. Is it crazy? Yeah? Pretty good. Terry Bradge, multi
media celebrity. We have a multimediaexperience for you coming up here at eight
forty Classic rock Clash in honor ofthe late legendary Hall of Fame Dicky Betts.
I had a whole batch of othersongs to work on yesterday Jenny and

(48:29):
I said, you know what scrapthat I'll do those next week. Today
is going to be all Almon Brothers. So listen, coming up at eight
forty, you're gonna have to knowyour Almond Brothers stuff. I mean,
I stayed pretty mainstream with the songs, but you're going to have to know
Almond Brothers guitar riffs. That's allgoing to test show eight forty one forty
five on its way up to themid fifties. Here Keddy Young, Pete
McKenzie, heather Ford and Yeah,yesterday afternoon, I think it was right

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after I finished lunch and my prerecorded Jeopardy that I found out the news
that Dicky Bets, legendary founding guitariswould the Almand Brothers, had passed away
at age eighty. His last publicappearance performing that was was back in twenty
eighteen. I thought it was morerecent than Oh Wow, Scranton, Pennsylvania.
Dicky appeared at the Peach Music Festivalappropriately you know, as the band

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launched out of Georgia but originally fromJacksonville. He did have this to say,
which thought was pretty poignant around thattime. This is going back to
twenty eighteen. He said, quote, I've had a great life. I
don't have any complaints. You know, he's his legacy will live on here.
So we're going to go out toAuburn and bring Derek into the fold.

(49:36):
Derek US postal worker. Am Icorrecting that? Yes, sure,
sir, and devoted Alman Brothers fanatic, right, Yeah, but yes they
have some great music for sure.Derek. Quick question, do you ever
have at work strategicy meetings on howto handle you know, people that are

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trying to you know, this rashof postal workers getting their keys taken?
You guys have meetings there? Imean it's spoken. I think, like
anywhere else in the robbery, it'slike get what they want, get away
from them. Yeah yeah, yeah, better just give the key and be
able to go home at night,right exactly. Hopefully they're putting a stop
to it, all right, Derek. So it's all Almand Brothers, guitar

(50:22):
riffs, let's rock and roll.I'm gonna make you. You're gonna be
my grand bitch to trash the creaminto classic rock clash. All right,
here we go ears to the phone. All you gotta do is name that
tune again. They're all Almand Brothers. They're all I think, are all

(50:43):
hits really, and Dicky had alot to do with the writing of them.
All right, here's number one,Derek, let's get to it.
Name that tune. Well, that'san easy one. That's yeah, it
is Friday after all. So yeah, like I said, I gotta I

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gotta take it easy on you,right all right? Number one? That
was number one. Number two hereanother Dicky Betts fueled song. Yes sir,
yes, sir man and uh yeah, just for the record, I

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had to multi track this with myphone, so there was some work that
went into this. So I applaudyou forgetting these. As you know,
I'm not a professional in the worldof guitar playing. All right, number
three for the sweep, here wego. What is the name of this

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award winning instrumental? That one?I'm struggle? How about Jessica? How
about You're absolutely right? I'm nicelydone, Derek, nicely done? Would
you like extra credit? You don'tneed a journey won the tickets for cheap

(52:14):
Trick at the MGM Music Hall.But all right, let's do one more,
all right, let's do one more, just just for the hell of
it. Here, all right?Name that too? Oh Melissa? Oh,

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nicely done, my man? Yes, with a queen clean sweep of
the board. You're victorious today,Derek, making all letter terriers proud.
A lot of times the spotlight comeson the tunes familiar, but you can't
come up with the title. Iknow you did great, Derek, Be
safe out there, hold the line, I'll get some info from you,
and you're off to seat trick thissummer at the MGM Music Hall, Fenway

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Studio Reserve crowd going wild. Arrowsmithone hundred point seven WZLX, Boston's only
classic rock morning show. Well thinkof it this way, we only have
what eight more months until the returnof Aerosmith to the city of Boston.
Hey, don't blow over the summerthat fast. I'm super exciting. Eight
months away. Yes, New Year'sEve. TD Garden finally got rebooked for

(53:25):
Aerosmith. And if you won ticketsfrom us or you purchased them what two
years ago when they went on sale, hopefully held on to them digitally or
otherwise, because they will honor thosepast tickets. And there is still some
remaining to catch Erowsmith and what theysay is their farewell tour. And if
Steven's health has been any indication overthe last few years, you might want
to go see a Harrowsmith fans.Kenny may have just started the earliest countdown

(53:47):
clock to New Year's Eve ever,right, eight months, eight months away.
The other show getting back to you, Heather, this summer that we're
very excited for. But again it'salmost at the end of the is our
big thirty ninth birthday bash, alwaysan annual event, and it's at one
of my favorite venues, the LeaderBank Pavilion out on the harbor under the

(54:07):
stats well under the Big Top.But yeah, when you're out in the
concrete breeze, beautiful sea breeze.I like it's cool that the boats come
in, you know when there's concertsthere, and they kind of just drop
anchor and hate setting it. It'sa beautiful setting, and the seaport really
has just come so far from whatit was like even five ten years ago.
Right, So our thirty ninth birthdaybash starring Bush sets from Jerry Cantrell

(54:30):
of Alison Chains, also Candlebox.This thing's filling up fast, selling out
fast, so grab your tickets beforethey're gone at livenation dot com. You'll
be joining us August twenty fourth outon the hab. Meanwhile, if you
need a little extra spending money forthat concert or to purchase tickets for other
ones, good news for you.Coming up at nine to ten here less
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(54:52):
nine twenty four forty six degrees.I would like to humble brag real quick
to my constituents here, Pete andat this hour, I just had a
banana that can only be described aspeak ripeness. Oh God for you.
I don't know what it was.It was a magical combination of just waiting
long enough, it just started toget the brown freckles on it, and

(55:15):
I think that's when it reaches peakripeness. You know what I mean,
because I forced one down earlier inthe week that it just tasted like a
block of starch. Yeah, nobananas peaked to me unless it's smothered in
peanut butter. So yeah, Idon't eat them plain. Oh you're one
of those. I like to eatthem slowly while looking at a mirror.
Listen, we're not here to talkabout that though. What we are here

(55:36):
to talk about is we just hadour first of thirteen thousand dollars bribes at
nine ten that'll continue every hour onthe Tens right through nine ten this evening,
paying you to listen. Let's talkmoney. Yes, let's talk money.
Heather, you had asked what myfuture's bets were. I had to
look them up because it's been solong since I made them on April nineteenth
at the beginning. Oh, Ithought you made them at the beginning of

(55:57):
the season. I'm sorry, sorry, thinking the playoffs are starting in April.
The season started in October. Yehyeah, yeah, that October nineteenth,
is when I made these beats.You made them a long time,
long time ago when they first cameout, And this is how heavily favored
the Celvics were then at plus threefifty. That's you know, three and

(56:17):
a half to one. Yeah,basically to win for the Bruins. The
Bruins were fourteen to one. Well, I mean, you want both of
them to win because you win money, but yeah, so Ruins. More
on my wagers, I would winone hundred and seventy five sandwiches if the
Celvics were to win it all onthe Bruins, I'd win like six hundred

(56:38):
some sandwiches. Oh, we winlike that? What about the Red Sox
didn't put any playoff beard too.You're not going to shave or make any
of it smaller throughout the entire time. It's funny you say that. I
was talking to my wife about thatand I said, growers too, Yes,
the bearded lady, right. No, I usually shaved my beard come

(57:00):
playoff time. That's when I usuallygo because it's spring and summer. Yeah,
that's why I get rid of thebeard. Do the opposite. You're
gonna have to let it keep growing. I don't know, I no.
I mean, honestly, it's formoney. You're gonna win six hundred dollars
if you let your beard grow properly. How about a parlay, Heather,
how's the revsh How are the lastplace Revs? They didn't win a game?
Right one? Okay, yeah they'renot, and of course we missed

(57:22):
that parlay because somebody else lost.I think I'm again. I'm a season
ticket holder, so I love them, But this season, what's their record?
Have they won a game yet?One? Won one game and they've
lost them. They have big underdogthis weekend. I think they're playing to
run. It's not a home game. The game after that's the one against
Miami and messy MESSI oh yeah,and that's a home game. Have you

(57:46):
figured out what to do with yourtickets yet? I have not. They've
won one, they've lost five,they've tied one is a So how are
you feeling about that? I'm notfeeling great. Everyone's gonna be favored over
them everyone. Well, well,we have to tell you a Celtic's opponent
to come out, because then that'sdetermined. Tonight. The Heat the Bulls

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game, the Heat and the Bulls. The winner plays the Celtics, so
we won't know that match up.All right, I'll show you what I
have in my pocket right now.Uh huh, I have six dollars six.
Can I throw that into the pool? Yes? You can. I'm
gonna give you six. Is thatall you have? That's all I got?
Dude, how are you gonna gethome? Well, the blimp,

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I'm taking the Dicks blimp that's beenflying over us all week. I will
put together a parlay. I'll makeit a four leg parlay. You guys
want to any part of the Revsin this, I mean you could do
it because it probably if there,if it all works out, you'd win
a lot of money, right becausethey're definitely not favored. Well, the
Red Sox are on the road thisweekend in Pittsburgh, so I'm thinking they're

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away from Fenway. They're gonna win. So sock Celtics Bruins, and we'll
throw the Revs in and see whatwe come up with on Monday. That's
my panicsund should I hold on tothis six bucks? And Venmo liutenant said
that, all right, let's keepyour cash, keep your cash. I'll
keep this thing. Exa slice.On the way home, we got a
better I'll say this, we gota better chance to win our parlay,

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our four leg parlay. Then wedo the next two lottery drawings. Yeah,
we did, you do? You'reabsolutely tonight tomorrow, I mean tomorrow's
Heather, Heather's birthday. If everthere was a time for the Revs to
pull this out for us, They'renot going. It's this weekend. They
will do nothing for my birthday.Feel so good about this parlor? Yeah,
it's a birthday parlay. I don'tknow. I'm all in for ten

(59:31):
dollars. Let's go should I should? I just go ahead and cut this
off right now, like CBS didlast weekend. Can you imagine one hundred
points w c LEX, Boston's onlyclassic rock morning show. Yeah, last
Sunday there was a little master's delayon CBS and they were supposed to broadcast
this monumental milestone one hundredth performance ofBilly Joel Madison Square Garden. They famously

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cut off piano man and went toyour local news. So they got such
backlash from it, and again maybethis was planned by CBS to say,
hey, I know what, he'llget us out there. Let's let's screw
up on purpose and then rebroadcast.Not out of the rama possibility these days.

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Strategic mistakes they happen off in strategystrategory, So that Strategicy will air
tonight according to CBS, in itsentirety, starting at nine pm. But
listen, here's what you can definitelybank on. And that's our double shot
weekend, all right, trusted,reliable. We don't cut it short.
No, no song and a half, no two full songs, no no,

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and we do our best to deliverthe goods starting at five o'clock today,
Live at five with Chuck Nolan,going all the way through Sunday night,
which takes me to this too,if you haven't been familiar with it,
The talkback feature on the iHeartRadio appbeen a little quiet this week.
I understand school vacations. Maybe somepeople took vacations to get a little spring

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break of their own, head downto the southern climates and whatnot. But
open up the iHeartRadio. You canlisten to this this weekend and beyond from
anywhere, anytime, even when you'reon vacation, and you can use that
talkback feature to drop us a line. As a nice feature, we did
get Pepper this morning. By thefive thirty club members and throughout the morning
a little bit about Heather's birthday,so they extended you happy birthday wishes as

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we did cards. I'm going tofancy that in Walpole with my boys tomorrow.
English Tea is all I asked.That's the name of it. Fancy
that. Fancy that? Do youthink at your tea birthday celebration they're going
to be playing this song for youtomorrow. I love now. No,

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I think you need to go thereto understand. My boys do it there.
The food is fantastic. I wasgoing to say the soccer ball,
thanks Pete. If there's any wayto yeah, you're welcome. If there's
any way to preserve one of thosecucumber sandwiches, there isn't. No.
They will be devoured. They giveyou just enough food for all the people
at your table, and you don'tyou don't want more food when you're done.

(01:02:07):
God read the beer scratch ticket giftis a winner. Yeah, wishing
you a birthday. That is areal kick. Thank you very Yeah.
Yeah, I gave her, Igave her. You gave me an already
scratched card. You read the card, it says it's a winner right,
and then read what I wrote.You gave her a previously give you uh

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an errand to run on your birthday, Thanks Pete. How many times you
open a birthday card, get ascratch ticket and you get nothing? I
gave you a scratch ticket that's awinner you already scratched. How many did
you go through before you hit awin? And it gave me a nice
one. It's pretty, it's gotflowers, it says nice things. Good
Mojo. You gave me a job. I didn't give you another task,

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Heather. I'm like some people overhere, but I do like the soccer
ball with the candles in it.Yeah, that's cool. Hopefully that you
could frame that exactly. Hopefully thatdoes well for the revs, not for
me, the ones that need it. Hopefully it does well for our parlay
this week. And well, enjoyyour high tea tomorrow. I will have
a happy birthday with the pinky out. Nope, just just drink him a
team and a pinky in. Mayput a little little something something then not

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how this place either, I know, but I can lend you a flask.
Listen. Uh we got Carter Allantaken over here. King of the
Middays your next thousand dollars bride momentsaway at ten ten and then he's going
commercial free ten thirty one hundred pointseven minutes worth. We will catch you
again on Monday morning, five thirtyto ten. Hey clash prize. Next

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week George Thoroughgood doing a show atthe wilbur How about that. That's a
nice show. We'll have your ticketto rock every day next week at a
forty have a fan tabulous weekend.Huh good job, well done. Here
we go, I'm five for now. Over say Over lost his only classic
rock morning show, returned his Mondaymorning five thirty to ten till then think

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about doing the same with me,McK Heatherford and Kenny. If it stops,
what's stomping it and what's behind what'sstomping it? So what's the end?
You know? At one hundred andpointy seven WCLX