Dreamsicle

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Boston's only class o'clock morning shows ending. I'm sorry, I'm late to start
the podcast. I had to godown to the digital director's office to try
to upload some video to the Instagramsbecause that seems to be the only place
that the Wi Fi works, andit still hasn't fucking uploaded. So,
like you, I'm just saying,a multi billion dollar corporation, you think,

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and we work in the media,straight and you think that the Wi
Fi would at least fucking work inour studio so we could just do shit
from here. Well, I thinkthe problem. I'm sorry, I'm a
little cranky today. I'm hungry.Do we have the max? Did they
order the max? You know?Like I upgraded recently to whatever. I
don't even the gigabyte thing, youknow, the power of the Internet at

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home. Oh so now I don'tneed a relay anymore, you know what
I mean? I used to needa relay to get to the back porch,
Like we need more bandwidth now whatever, I got the bandwidth right,
I don't know, more power coversthe entire my twenty seven hundred square foot
mansion. Wow, yes, wow, I'm on the books for like fourteen

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hundred square feet, so that theyknow about that. They know about it,
that's right. They don't know aboutmy they don't know about my human
containment. Well I dug out ofthe cellar. I don't blame you,
cam Those are things you keep asecret. Yeah, I know, I
know, all right, So I'mdone, bitch, I'm not your safety
room. Huh. Do you wantme to give you something a little more
pleasing to the ear? How aboutthis, pete? You have been doing

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office drops with Wendy's. Yes,yes, guess what they're doing for the
rest of twenty twenty four Wendy's takea stab. What do you think Wendy's
is doing making pizzas? Ooh,I didn't Taco Bell try that one twenty
twenty four? I can't imagine?What is it? Ready for this fucking
thing? Listen to this. Todayis April twenty fifth, for the twenty

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sixth, For the rest of theyear, Wendy's is giving away any size
hot and crispy fries French fries everyFriday for the rest of the year with
any purchase you make. Wow.Sounds fun. Yeah, so I do
like their fries. Maybe you getone of their new dreamsicle Frosty's and then
you know to dip them in andthen you'll get free fries. I got

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one like a mile and a halffrom my house. I think I might
hit this up today. Yeah,I mean free fries. It's hard to
beat and makes you feel like akid. Doesn't fries do? You have
to use their app and there's afree gift offer of hot and crispy fries.
It's that easy for the rest ofthe year every Friday. It's great.
Yeah, it reminds me, Kenny, I fucked up this year and

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broke my string of Shamrock shakes.I never got a Shamrock shake this year.
I forgot. Well, I didn'twant to bring it up, but
I did. I completely forgot todo that. Yeah. Fuck, I
don't want to call you out onit either. But the other part of
that story side note, is that, yeah, they just released a creamsicle
what they called the Dreamsicle Frosty.I love creamsicles, orange and vanilla.

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It's been years since I I doremember liking them quite a bit, but
I don't think I've had one frommy favorite ice cream at at Hometown Dairy.
Yeah, that I go to whenI visit my parents. It's an
orange. It's a twist with orangesherbert and vanilla ice cream. And I've
been getting that since I was little, and when I go back, it's
my favorite thing. Is it alwaysorange, the creamsicle, the orange white

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raspberry. Hopefully you can. There'sa dairy that we go to up in
the adder on decks that I meanwhen I say dairy, I mean the
cows are right behind the building andit's old, and they only serve one
flavor of ice cream a day,and the sign goes out early in the
morning. And it's always a mixwith vanilla. It's either banana and vanilla
or raspberry and vanilla, or chocolatein vanilla or mint in vanilla. Yes,
and it's just and you'd think everybody'dbe like, wait, I want

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choices. No, it's a fuckingchoice. Everybody just wants the wonderfully smooth,
creamy straight out of that cow's fuckingutter ice cream flavor they're serving that
day. Even if you don't likethe flavor it's mixed with, you fucking
eat it. It's called Donnelly's andit's just fucking amazing. Still there.
Oh yeah, my parents just wentwe buy them. We give them certain

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nights, like a couple of nightsat a place called Mirror Lake in every
Christmas and Anniversary. And so theywere just there using their Christmas gift in
they's their Kenny. But it's hardto keep employees these days, so you
got to pump your own milk.Yeah, right, imagine it's a fit
their home. Their home is there, like the people that work there just

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walk out of their House's cool.It's a farm. I love it.
There's a farm not far from myhouse. I'm gonna omit to the name
because it's already so fucking busy.When I drive home late morning at midday,
there's already a line of people toget the ice cream. They make
their own ice cream at this farm. They also have the most spectacular corn

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on the cob every summer. Imean, this place is over sixty years
old. My parents used to drivefrom Upper Falls out to this place to
get their corn and to get theirice cream. And it's still there,
still operating, still family. Iknow where it is. It's south of
your house, is south from whereI am. Yeah, I can just

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oh, look at that. That'sthe dominies. Well, that is a
true shack that is an ice creamsh and that house right behind it that's
where they live. Cows are righthere. Yeah, talk about uh farm
to Cone. Oh, it's oneof my favorite places to be so yeah,
this place right by us that hasthe awesome corn. They make an

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orange pineapple ice cream with a vanillabase, but that's just an added bonus.
You get chunks of pineapple and theorange vanilla ice cream. I don't
know if I like that. That'sthe shack right there, that's the cows.
That's awesome. Wow, isn't that? Did they do hot dogs and
shit too or just ice cream?One flavor a fucking ice cream a day?
Yeah, and then they sell theirmilk right but not I don't know

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if you can buy it in there, but the lines outside and you as
you funnel through, Yeah, youpay for your ice cream and then you
walk out, right. I justI want to go there now. Is
that on that picture on their website? They should show it with a line
in front of it. It's nottheir website, no, it's just people
who have posted pictures. I lovethat. It's an institution. Yeah,
there's a joint in my wife's hometownof Grenell Iowa. It's called Dairy Barn,

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and it's a little bit bigger thanthat shack you just showed me.
But this place is legendary. Again, So if you're familiar with Iowa and
all at all, and I thinkit's in the Midwest too, is their
pork tenderloin sandwiches. It's like theypound out those pork cutlets razor thin and
they're fucking massive, like bigger thantwo hands, and they put them on
a bun with mao, lettuce,pickle, whatever you want on it.

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Wow. But pork tenderloins is likea rite of passage. If you go
there, you got to get one. They have the best ones. I
think, you know, everyone intown's got a pork tenderloin, but Dairy
Barn, the ice cream joint,has the best one. Right right,
we eat a lot of pork tenderline. I mean, I don't have to
try that ham it out, brettand fry it. Yeah, telling you
right right. I mean I alreadylove tap my tenderloins to loosen up the

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fibers a little bit. Yeah,I do too, flattening it out.
That's interesting. Yeah, it's amethod, it's a process, but it's
that was vanilla ice cream. Yeah, I would dip pieces of the pork
tenderloin right in it the pork tenderlinsandwich popsicle or dreams or much like creepsicle
dunking the fries. One more finalthing before we get to go for the

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one. Time's getting It'll say tome. But it's so I don't get
cancer? Yes, right, whatare you doing in there? Why has
the water been running for ten minutes? I'm combing my hand. That was
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