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(00:00):
Boston's only class o'clock morning shows.Already you all ready for it? This
that was from Jock Jams. Rememberthat CD compilation Jock Jams. Yeah,
Arena Rock, Arena Rock. Yeah, Hey man, I remember as a
(00:22):
game patching the commercials for Freedom Rock. Remember it was like this the ultimate
sixties compilation? Hey man, isit Freedom Room? Man? Will tune
it up? Man, right pieceand flowers and love man. Yeah,
I'd play the uh you know,i'd play a bit of the commercial,
but copyrights, I can't. Ican't mess around with that. Uh.
(00:43):
You know. Earlier today in headlines, Heather, you're talking about how somebody
decided to leave a fucking row boaton our was it the Redline platform?
Commuter rail left? They found aboat on the tracks, right train hit
it, according to the news.Yeah. I don't know exactly what was
going on, but they found aboat on the platform and it had damage
(01:03):
to it. I mean it wouldbe hauled a ways to get there.
What's teenagers doing that shit? No, it's like a senior prank. Is
it a thing? I don't know? Maybe? I mean it's a first
for Cambridge finding a rowboat on acan't use it? There no, there's
really nowhere to go with that.That's not the only train related story.
I saw this out of Sydney,Australia on the UPI Odd News. An
(01:27):
escaped a thoroughbred racehorse found its wayonto a commuter rail platform. It had
like the jacket on and all that, and it was it was literally it's
it got to the train platform,stopped and turned and waited facing the doors
of the oncoming train, waiting forit like it was going to get on
(01:48):
and commute to escape. If therewas ever an argument for reincarnation, yeah,
that's it right there. Yeah,he busted loose for sure. They
have his blinders on the Shawshank Redemptionhere. I guess it freaked out a
few people, like I guess itwould chased a few people. But then
yeah, the still shot of itis standing there facing the doors of the
(02:08):
tree. And then what I thinkI had one more. Oh, in
Scotland they had a dust up inScotland people reported an armed man waiting on
a train platform for the next trainto come. Turned out he was a
Star Wars cosplayer and he was dressedas a stormtrooper with the toy gun.
(02:30):
You know, And if we knowanything about stormtroopers. They can't hit the
side of a barn anyway, sothey were. But yeah, so once
the authorities tracked this guy down,he was just in full stormtrooper regalia and
he was on his way to acomic book convention. So again, he's
not going to get dressed there,you know, you don't want to look
silly. No, no, probablynot. So you guys were mentioning this
(02:52):
morning about Lenny Kravitz working out inleather pants and sunglasses and boots, right
and boots, Like he's just doingthat to make a video. Right,
That's not how he works out.I don't think that's how he works out
here. Yeah, probably not.And then he looks like he does work
out. Oh, I'm sure hedoes. I'm sure all these guys do.
Lenny's jacked. Like I was gonnamention Mick Jagger. You know,
(03:15):
he put a video out of gettingready for the tour, you know,
and they're going to be here atthe end of May. Yeah, Chillette
Stadium. This fucking guy is unbelievable, eighty years old and the video is
a good sixty seconds of him,you know, dancing, doing the shit
he does on stage. You know, walks like a duck, that kind
(03:37):
of thing. Yeah, the strut, the strut. I can't even imagine
being that age and being able todo that. Shit. Is he like
pump full of painkillers? He's alsoprobably one hundred and fifteen and twenty pounds
wet. Yeah. Yeah, Sothe lighter you are, the easier it
is to do things like that,right, there's less weight on your joints.
Well, that's the other thing.I can't imagine being that old and
(03:59):
that rich and that's skinny. Youknow, if I was that rich,
I mean I'm I probably have anutritionists, but I would. He's got
to, right, yeah, Imean, like what does he eat?
Like crumbs? Like I love eating. I picture him, and if I
had money, it'd be hard tostop me. He looks like he's never
really enjoyed eating though, Like Idon't. I don't think he's ever held
(04:21):
back because he needed to. Ithink he just naturally that's him, Yeah,
his whole life. I mean,his body hasn't changed, and it
looks like his head has gotten bigger, you know, like when old guys
tend to lose weight, their headremains big. Like you know what I
mean, Like even when Robert plantlike lost some weight like his his body
(04:46):
was proportionate, but he had agiant head like the Lion and the Wizard
of Oz. Right, well,I mean your balls, your ears,
and your nose never stop growing.Right, did you know that, Kenny?
I you know, I think II did. I knew about the
ears and the lots. Yeah,they never stopped growing. Yeah, things
weigh them down and make them looklike they're growing more like I'm sure your
(05:09):
testicles look that way because there's weightedthings inside of very sensitive skin, and
that skin just keeps sagging. Earswouldn't be as obvious unless you had big
wolves like I do, long earringsor something. Yeah, or and the
nose wouldn't be as obvious. Butyou're nuts, so you're telling me I
don't need to keep tying cinderblocks tomy groin in order to stretch out down
(05:29):
there, just like gravity. Justlet it work, Kenny, Okay,
there's nothing more than low sagging nuts, low hanging fruit. My uncle who
lived to be almost one hundred andgolfed until he was like ninety five ninety
six. I'll never forget riding inthe back seat with him on the way
to the golf course, no pants, bawling out, spread wide open because
(05:50):
his balls were so big he tookup three quarters of the back seat.
Hat like one hundred and forty pounds. Is that you trying to explain to
women why we should let you openyour legs in public places and take up
three seats. I'm very conscientious aboutit. I keep my legs together like
a girl. Tuck your nuts underyour ass. That was Boston's only classic
(06:11):
rock morning shows, Happy Ending Listenevery weekday morning five thirty to ten for
more on one hundred point seven WCLXand iHeart Radio station
Boston's only class o'clock morning shows.Already you all ready for it? This
that was from Jock Jams. Rememberthat CD compilation Jock Jams. Yeah,
Arena Rock, Arena Rock. Yeah, Hey man, I remember as a
(00:22):
game patching the commercials for Freedom Rock. Remember it was like this the ultimate
sixties compilation? Hey man, isit Freedom Room? Man? Will tune
it up? Man, right pieceand flowers and love man. Yeah,
I'd play the uh you know,i'd play a bit of the commercial,
but copyrights, I can't. Ican't mess around with that. Uh.
(00:43):
You know. Earlier today in headlines, Heather, you're talking about how somebody
decided to leave a fucking row boaton our was it the Redline platform?
Commuter rail left? They found aboat on the tracks, right train hit
it, according to the news.Yeah. I don't know exactly what was
going on, but they found aboat on the platform and it had damage
(01:03):
to it. I mean it wouldbe hauled a ways to get there.
What's teenagers doing that shit? No, it's like a senior prank. Is
it a thing? I don't know? Maybe? I mean it's a first
for Cambridge finding a rowboat on acan't use it? There no, there's
really nowhere to go with that.That's not the only train related story.
I saw this out of Sydney,Australia on the UPI Odd News. An
(01:27):
escaped a thoroughbred racehorse found its wayonto a commuter rail platform. It had
like the jacket on and all that, and it was it was literally it's
it got to the train platform,stopped and turned and waited facing the doors
of the oncoming train, waiting forit like it was going to get on
(01:48):
and commute to escape. If therewas ever an argument for reincarnation, yeah,
that's it right there. Yeah,he busted loose for sure. They
have his blinders on the Shawshank Redemptionhere. I guess it freaked out a
few people, like I guess itwould chased a few people. But then
yeah, the still shot of itis standing there facing the doors of the
(02:08):
tree. And then what I thinkI had one more. Oh, in
Scotland they had a dust up inScotland people reported an armed man waiting on
a train platform for the next trainto come. Turned out he was a
Star Wars cosplayer and he was dressedas a stormtrooper with the toy gun.
(02:30):
You know, And if we knowanything about stormtroopers. They can't hit the
side of a barn anyway, sothey were. But yeah, so once
the authorities tracked this guy down,he was just in full stormtrooper regalia and
he was on his way to acomic book convention. So again, he's
not going to get dressed there,you know, you don't want to look
silly. No, no, probablynot. So you guys were mentioning this
(02:52):
morning about Lenny Kravitz working out inleather pants and sunglasses and boots, right
and boots, Like he's just doingthat to make a video. Right,
That's not how he works out.I don't think that's how he works out
here. Yeah, probably not.And then he looks like he does work
out. Oh, I'm sure hedoes. I'm sure all these guys do.
Lenny's jacked. Like I was gonnamention Mick Jagger. You know,
(03:15):
he put a video out of gettingready for the tour, you know,
and they're going to be here atthe end of May. Yeah, Chillette
Stadium. This fucking guy is unbelievable, eighty years old and the video is
a good sixty seconds of him,you know, dancing, doing the shit
he does on stage. You know, walks like a duck, that kind
(03:37):
of thing. Yeah, the strut, the strut. I can't even imagine
being that age and being able todo that. Shit. Is he like
pump full of painkillers? He's alsoprobably one hundred and fifteen and twenty pounds
wet. Yeah. Yeah, Sothe lighter you are, the easier it
is to do things like that,right, there's less weight on your joints.
Well, that's the other thing.I can't imagine being that old and
(03:59):
that rich and that's skinny. Youknow, if I was that rich,
I mean I'm I probably have anutritionists, but I would. He's got
to, right, yeah, Imean, like what does he eat?
Like crumbs? Like I love eating. I picture him, and if I
had money, it'd be hard tostop me. He looks like he's never
really enjoyed eating though, Like Idon't. I don't think he's ever held
(04:21):
back because he needed to. Ithink he just naturally that's him, Yeah,
his whole life. I mean,his body hasn't changed, and it
looks like his head has gotten bigger, you know, like when old guys
tend to lose weight, their headremains big. Like you know what I
mean, Like even when Robert plantlike lost some weight like his his body
(04:46):
was proportionate, but he had agiant head like the Lion and the Wizard
of Oz. Right, well,I mean your balls, your ears,
and your nose never stop growing.Right, did you know that, Kenny?
I you know, I think II did. I knew about the
ears and the lots. Yeah,they never stopped growing. Yeah, things
weigh them down and make them looklike they're growing more like I'm sure your
(05:09):
testicles look that way because there's weightedthings inside of very sensitive skin, and
that skin just keeps sagging. Earswouldn't be as obvious unless you had big
wolves like I do, long earringsor something. Yeah, or and the
nose wouldn't be as obvious. Butyou're nuts, so you're telling me I
don't need to keep tying cinderblocks tomy groin in order to stretch out down
(05:29):
there, just like gravity. Justlet it work, Kenny, Okay,
there's nothing more than low sagging nuts, low hanging fruit. My uncle who
lived to be almost one hundred andgolfed until he was like ninety five ninety
six. I'll never forget riding inthe back seat with him on the way
to the golf course, no pants, bawling out, spread wide open because
(05:50):
his balls were so big he tookup three quarters of the back seat.
Hat like one hundred and forty pounds. Is that you trying to explain to
women why we should let you openyour legs in public places and take up
three seats. I'm very conscientious aboutit. I keep my legs together like
a girl. Tuck your nuts underyour ass. That was Boston's only classic
(06:11):
rock morning shows, Happy Ending Listenevery weekday morning five thirty to ten for
more on one hundred point seven WCLXand iHeart Radio station
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