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(00:00):
Boston's only class o'clock morning shows.We have reached the crossroads of podcast junction.
You guys were talking about teenage languageoff the air, just phrases words
that you know, the older peoplejust aren't familiar with. I have one
for you. So this is atext exchange family members. One of them
(00:23):
went to Vegas. Landed in Vegas. The brother asks what time do you
fly back so I can pick youup? Yeah? Right, he said,
I'll pick you up as long asthere's no emergencies at work. And
then my brother in law pipes inand says, that's great, Dad,
you'll be the backup. So myfather in law is the backup to pick
(00:47):
her up at the airport when shereturns. And his response is too deep,
pooky, too deep? Pooky?Is that one word? And then
he like just typed whatever he wanted. I think, does I think it's
a new word. I think it'sfor oki doki. Oh. He was
trying to type in oki doki andhe came into the pooky to the poky
(01:07):
to to to pooky spelled is oneword? No, it's to t o
o d p o o K.Why two words to d pooky? That's
too d puoky for me. Youhave to look that up on urban diction.
It's a great right, I'm gonnago on urban dictionary right now.
To d pooky? Do that makessense? Right? I mean right?
(01:34):
They're creating language? Why why?Why? Canon eighty five year old mother
usually creates language by messing up words. Sorry, can you want you to
say it to him? So youcan tue t o o d a p
no t o o. And thenthe second word is d p Oh.
Okay, why to d pooky?I know exactly what it is because you're
(01:55):
sorry. We couldn't find to dupooky. Yeah, urban he does. He
does to text. Oh that's whatthat is. Here we go and you
can't speak exactly. I mean,the guys, I don't know how he's
made it this far with a stroke, the severity of the stroke that he
had at seventy five. He's noweighty five, right. Yeah. My
mother, before the phone would correctthe words, she was trying to tell
(02:19):
us, like in a group text, my brother, my sister, and
I how their vacation was going.And they were heading across the country at
that point, and she was tryingto tell us that she had tendonitis.
She I've been trying to explain toyour father about my and the word that
came out words was tender nighties.And I laughed so hard I spit and
(02:44):
I was like, you keep thatsex life to yourself, at which point
my sister and brother lost their shiton text. Yes, and then she
went on a day later in agroup text. Now my aunt is involved,
who has since passed away her sister, and she was talking about their
trip. Now they had been toUtah and she had tried to talk about
(03:05):
Donner Pass and I wrote, yumas a joke underneath, because that's where
the people ate the other people becausethey got trapped in the Donner Pass in
trying to make their way west.And my mother said. My mother said
something like no no restaurants, andI was like, oh, you are
the funniest women on the w Wow. I would not, I'll be honest
(03:25):
with you. I would not havegotten that historical references myself. I wouldn't
either for a second, Jeff.She knew the story, aware of the
story because my father had taken herto the Donner Pass. Yeah right,
I mean that was one of thosethings that stuck out in my mind growing
up from history class. That's that. Never, I can't that don't remember
(03:47):
that. I mean, you know, look, you were an a student.
No, I wasn't. I meanI didn't fail. We were a
good student. Come on, No, no, I did average. But
I but I you know these youlearned later in life. No, okay,
they just stuck. That kind ofthing just stuck stuck in my head.
I mean I wasn't a bad student. I just I wasn't like top
(04:08):
ten. I was awful in mygraduating class as a terrible as well in
my SATs, and I did averagein my grades. I was told I
didn't apply myself enough. He seemsto have the intelligence and the wherewithal to
learn, but he's not applying himself. I did so poorly on the SAT.
I can't even remember what the schoolis out of fifteen huh, I
don't even see sixteen hundred. Okay, So for comparison, my son in
(04:31):
law missed one point holy one pointone one question because I think that it
is fifteen ninety whatever it is.He missed one question, whatever it is.
I, on the other hand,as a result of my SATs,
I had to take high school courses. My first year of college, they
didn't have you take placement tests inyour first year of college. Well I
(04:54):
think that was because of your replacementtests, not your asse. I don't
remember taking placement tests when you arrivedthat first and during orientation those are the
two times they have you take aplacement Well, okay, so your SAT
was just what but he got youto college either way, I was stupid,
you were not. Yeah. SoI had to take remedial courses.
(05:14):
Yeah, my first year of college, which is why it took me five
years to graduate. But I stuckwith it. Damn it. I had
to take all again freaking Okay,that's like that's like a high school class.
Yeah. I think I had totake algebra one. Okay, yeah,
sorry, Yeah, I loved algebra. Didn't you love it? Though?
No? I hat in college.The only I did like geometry.
I kind of like geometry, butgolf algebra yeh? And play the angles.
(05:41):
Hey. Speaking of intelligent conversation,I like to add to this,
what would you rather hear about Floridamonkeys that can give you hrpies? So
would you rather hear about a fractionedpenis? Can it be both a monkey
with a fractioned penis? I wonderif these Florida monkeys have fractioned penises.
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commissioner warningresidents in central Florida, namely around the
(06:04):
area of a Silver Spring State Park, there has been an outbreak of monkey
herbies rhesus macaws. Are these monkeysthat were brought originally brought to Florida by
some glass bottom boat operator. Wasn'twho decided we're gonna have it? Yeah,
I think he was a macaw,wasn't he Marcel I think was Marcelle?
(06:28):
That's right. But yeah, asidefrom the environmental concerns, these monkeys
are posing a threat to the publichealth. So hopefully no one's trying to
fool around with these monkeys. Dothose monkeys know that that herpes is for
life? They got the herb likeluggage. You carry that around for life,
by the way, and I thinktwo out of every five people have
herpes. By the way, Ididn't know there were wild monkeys in Florida,
(06:50):
and then I just googled wild monkeysin Florida. Do you know there
are two different types of wild monkeysin Florida. One of them is macaus.
Yeah, but I just can't bookalong with vervet monkeys. Vervit wait,
I gotta it? Does vervit Vervetmonkeys should look like I don't know,
I don't know. Yeah they do, they do. Oh wow,
(07:11):
there's a picture. Do they have? One's whiter with a black face,
and one's brown with like a beigeface. They're tiny little monkeys. I
never I never wanted to be aroundmonkeys. No, I don't mind watching
them on TV. Yeah. Yeah, the Vervet's got a dark face and
the macaws smaller with a white,pinkish face. Yeah, oh god,
(07:31):
yeah, wow, what going onthere? There's enough in Floria to worry
about without having to worry about herpeticmonkeys. Kevin and I were at Universal
Studios back in you know what,twenty years ago? Whatever tried to suck
a monkey, didn't you know?They brought an orangutang into the studio.
Oh no way. And they're sittingright here, right, They're sitting right
next to like where you're sitting.How they're like six feet away and the
(07:55):
and the girl goes, do youwant to hold them? Fuck? No?
No away? Face before yeah,that was for the face ripping Connecticut.
Yeah, long before it wasn't thata chimp too, a chimpanzee.
That just the way they look atyou, like, yeah, like you
know this, I'm not letting thatnear me. Yeah, and they stare
(08:16):
you down like orangutans. Kind oflooked like doctor Zais from a Planet of
the ag Yes, exactly, that'sthat's correct. They'll never seen any of
those. They're too scary. Ohyou really, well, the first one's
the best one original with Charlton Heston. Yeah. I've seen the end scene
your Filthy Bodies, so I know. Oh yeah, for sure. Well
(08:39):
done. Well if you thought backto sex for a second, because why
not? If you thought having havingrelations was the only way to have a
penis fracture, Let's introduce you atwenty seven year old from Tunisia who reportedly
rolled over on his erect penis whilesleeping. He had a sleep bone.
(09:00):
Oh, I'm sure he did.I just rolled over. I just rolled
over on it, right. Uh. He wound up hearing a snap and
subsequent intense pain. Uh, andhe was quickly swelled up to a doctor's
described as an eggplant like deformity.Oh yeah, Uh, he heard a
(09:20):
snap. He wasn't sleep and hesnapped penis created the eggplant deformity. That
did not happened in your sleep.The penis becomes happening. Do you think
it really happened when he was sleeping? An erection though, well, yeah,
he can get directions in your sleep. But but do you really think
he broke his penis while he wasasleep? He said he rolled over on
itake to hear the snap, Hesays, he was. You don't know
(09:43):
what I'm saying is if it happenedin his sleep, he wouldn't have heard
the snap. No, he wasn'tawake. The guy waited thirty He waited
thirty six hours before going to thehospital, and when he got there,
the penis was so swollen and purpleit resembled the oborgine namesake of the egg
plant deformity. So what do theydo for this? The way you're looking
up what they did for it?I just want you to know that orangutanks
(10:05):
are seven times stronger than an averagehuman. Seven Wow. Yeah, that's
face ripping material right there. Medicalprofessionals report that suffering a penile fracture is
very rare in modern medicine. Despitethe fact this man had two separate fractures
a few millimeters apart. So whatdid they do for this? Wouldn't the
(10:28):
thought of that just stop you fromhaving I mean it thought you could fracture
it in It's just a muscle,right, there's no there's no no,
there's no bone in there, there'sno tendon in it. Veins and vents.
Where's it? It must be breakingat the base, is my guess.
That were all your penis bones?Are pisones connected to that? It's
connected to something, isn't it.I think it's just tendons. Well,
(10:50):
there's that's probably what he broke.Then the tendons man. That's why I
always worry when I wake up withthe morning wood. Don't roll over on
it. Just leave the tent pitchedright, wake up calmly Caddy, you
know, don't don't wake up thrash, No sudden movement, no none.
That was Boston's only classic rock morningshows, Happy Ending Listen every weekday morning
(11:11):
five thirty to ten for more onone hundred point seven WCLX and iHeart Radio station
Boston's only class o'clock morning shows.We have reached the crossroads of podcast junction.
You guys were talking about teenage languageoff the air, just phrases words
that you know, the older peoplejust aren't familiar with. I have one
for you. So this is atext exchange family members. One of them
(00:23):
went to Vegas. Landed in Vegas. The brother asks what time do you
fly back so I can pick youup? Yeah? Right, he said,
I'll pick you up as long asthere's no emergencies at work. And
then my brother in law pipes inand says, that's great, Dad,
you'll be the backup. So myfather in law is the backup to pick
(00:47):
her up at the airport when shereturns. And his response is too deep,
pooky, too deep? Pooky?Is that one word? And then
he like just typed whatever he wanted. I think, does I think it's
a new word. I think it'sfor oki doki. Oh. He was
trying to type in oki doki andhe came into the pooky to the poky
(01:07):
to to to pooky spelled is oneword? No, it's to t o
o d p o o K.Why two words to d pooky? That's
too d puoky for me. Youhave to look that up on urban diction.
It's a great right, I'm gonnago on urban dictionary right now.
To d pooky? Do that makessense? Right? I mean right?
(01:34):
They're creating language? Why why?Why? Canon eighty five year old mother
usually creates language by messing up words. Sorry, can you want you to
say it to him? So youcan tue t o o d a p
no t o o. And thenthe second word is d p Oh.
Okay, why to d pooky?I know exactly what it is because you're
(01:55):
sorry. We couldn't find to dupooky. Yeah, urban he does. He
does to text. Oh that's whatthat is. Here we go and you
can't speak exactly. I mean,the guys, I don't know how he's
made it this far with a stroke, the severity of the stroke that he
had at seventy five. He's noweighty five, right. Yeah. My
mother, before the phone would correctthe words, she was trying to tell
(02:19):
us, like in a group text, my brother, my sister, and
I how their vacation was going.And they were heading across the country at
that point, and she was tryingto tell us that she had tendonitis.
She I've been trying to explain toyour father about my and the word that
came out words was tender nighties.And I laughed so hard I spit and
(02:44):
I was like, you keep thatsex life to yourself, at which point
my sister and brother lost their shiton text. Yes, and then she
went on a day later in agroup text. Now my aunt is involved,
who has since passed away her sister, and she was talking about their
trip. Now they had been toUtah and she had tried to talk about
(03:05):
Donner Pass and I wrote, yumas a joke underneath, because that's where
the people ate the other people becausethey got trapped in the Donner Pass in
trying to make their way west.And my mother said. My mother said
something like no no restaurants, andI was like, oh, you are
the funniest women on the w Wow. I would not, I'll be honest
(03:25):
with you. I would not havegotten that historical references myself. I wouldn't
either for a second, Jeff.She knew the story, aware of the
story because my father had taken herto the Donner Pass. Yeah right,
I mean that was one of thosethings that stuck out in my mind growing
up from history class. That's that. Never, I can't that don't remember
(03:47):
that. I mean, you know, look, you were an a student.
No, I wasn't. I meanI didn't fail. We were a
good student. Come on, No, no, I did average. But
I but I you know these youlearned later in life. No, okay,
they just stuck. That kind ofthing just stuck stuck in my head.
I mean I wasn't a bad student. I just I wasn't like top
(04:08):
ten. I was awful in mygraduating class as a terrible as well in
my SATs, and I did averagein my grades. I was told I
didn't apply myself enough. He seemsto have the intelligence and the wherewithal to
learn, but he's not applying himself. I did so poorly on the SAT.
I can't even remember what the schoolis out of fifteen huh, I
don't even see sixteen hundred. Okay, So for comparison, my son in
(04:31):
law missed one point holy one pointone one question because I think that it
is fifteen ninety whatever it is.He missed one question, whatever it is.
I, on the other hand,as a result of my SATs,
I had to take high school courses. My first year of college, they
didn't have you take placement tests inyour first year of college. Well I
(04:54):
think that was because of your replacementtests, not your asse. I don't
remember taking placement tests when you arrivedthat first and during orientation those are the
two times they have you take aplacement Well, okay, so your SAT
was just what but he got youto college either way, I was stupid,
you were not. Yeah. SoI had to take remedial courses.
(05:14):
Yeah, my first year of college, which is why it took me five
years to graduate. But I stuckwith it. Damn it. I had
to take all again freaking Okay,that's like that's like a high school class.
Yeah. I think I had totake algebra one. Okay, yeah,
sorry, Yeah, I loved algebra. Didn't you love it? Though?
No? I hat in college.The only I did like geometry.
I kind of like geometry, butgolf algebra yeh? And play the angles.
(05:41):
Hey. Speaking of intelligent conversation,I like to add to this,
what would you rather hear about Floridamonkeys that can give you hrpies? So
would you rather hear about a fractionedpenis? Can it be both a monkey
with a fractioned penis? I wonderif these Florida monkeys have fractioned penises.
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commissioner warningresidents in central Florida, namely around the
(06:04):
area of a Silver Spring State Park, there has been an outbreak of monkey
herbies rhesus macaws. Are these monkeysthat were brought originally brought to Florida by
some glass bottom boat operator. Wasn'twho decided we're gonna have it? Yeah,
I think he was a macaw,wasn't he Marcel I think was Marcelle?
(06:28):
That's right. But yeah, asidefrom the environmental concerns, these monkeys
are posing a threat to the publichealth. So hopefully no one's trying to
fool around with these monkeys. Dothose monkeys know that that herpes is for
life? They got the herb likeluggage. You carry that around for life,
by the way, and I thinktwo out of every five people have
herpes. By the way, Ididn't know there were wild monkeys in Florida,
(06:50):
and then I just googled wild monkeysin Florida. Do you know there
are two different types of wild monkeysin Florida. One of them is macaus.
Yeah, but I just can't bookalong with vervet monkeys. Vervit wait,
I gotta it? Does vervit Vervetmonkeys should look like I don't know,
I don't know. Yeah they do, they do. Oh wow,
(07:11):
there's a picture. Do they have? One's whiter with a black face,
and one's brown with like a beigeface. They're tiny little monkeys. I
never I never wanted to be aroundmonkeys. No, I don't mind watching
them on TV. Yeah. Yeah, the Vervet's got a dark face and
the macaws smaller with a white,pinkish face. Yeah, oh god,
(07:31):
yeah, wow, what going onthere? There's enough in Floria to worry
about without having to worry about herpeticmonkeys. Kevin and I were at Universal
Studios back in you know what,twenty years ago? Whatever tried to suck
a monkey, didn't you know?They brought an orangutang into the studio.
Oh no way. And they're sittingright here, right, They're sitting right
next to like where you're sitting.How they're like six feet away and the
(07:55):
and the girl goes, do youwant to hold them? Fuck? No?
No away? Face before yeah,that was for the face ripping Connecticut.
Yeah, long before it wasn't thata chimp too, a chimpanzee.
That just the way they look atyou, like, yeah, like you
know this, I'm not letting thatnear me. Yeah, and they stare
(08:16):
you down like orangutans. Kind oflooked like doctor Zais from a Planet of
the ag Yes, exactly, that'sthat's correct. They'll never seen any of
those. They're too scary. Ohyou really, well, the first one's
the best one original with Charlton Heston. Yeah. I've seen the end scene
your Filthy Bodies, so I know. Oh yeah, for sure. Well
(08:39):
done. Well if you thought backto sex for a second, because why
not? If you thought having havingrelations was the only way to have a
penis fracture, Let's introduce you atwenty seven year old from Tunisia who reportedly
rolled over on his erect penis whilesleeping. He had a sleep bone.
(09:00):
Oh, I'm sure he did.I just rolled over. I just rolled
over on it, right. Uh. He wound up hearing a snap and
subsequent intense pain. Uh, andhe was quickly swelled up to a doctor's
described as an eggplant like deformity.Oh yeah, Uh, he heard a
(09:20):
snap. He wasn't sleep and hesnapped penis created the eggplant deformity. That
did not happened in your sleep.The penis becomes happening. Do you think
it really happened when he was sleeping? An erection though, well, yeah,
he can get directions in your sleep. But but do you really think
he broke his penis while he wasasleep? He said he rolled over on
itake to hear the snap, Hesays, he was. You don't know
(09:43):
what I'm saying is if it happenedin his sleep, he wouldn't have heard
the snap. No, he wasn'tawake. The guy waited thirty He waited
thirty six hours before going to thehospital, and when he got there,
the penis was so swollen and purpleit resembled the oborgine namesake of the egg
plant deformity. So what do theydo for this? The way you're looking
up what they did for it?I just want you to know that orangutanks
(10:05):
are seven times stronger than an averagehuman. Seven Wow. Yeah, that's
face ripping material right there. Medicalprofessionals report that suffering a penile fracture is
very rare in modern medicine. Despitethe fact this man had two separate fractures
a few millimeters apart. So whatdid they do for this? Wouldn't the
(10:28):
thought of that just stop you fromhaving I mean it thought you could fracture
it in It's just a muscle,right, there's no there's no no,
there's no bone in there, there'sno tendon in it. Veins and vents.
Where's it? It must be breakingat the base, is my guess.
That were all your penis bones?Are pisones connected to that? It's
connected to something, isn't it.I think it's just tendons. Well,
(10:50):
there's that's probably what he broke.Then the tendons man. That's why I
always worry when I wake up withthe morning wood. Don't roll over on
it. Just leave the tent pitchedright, wake up calmly Caddy, you
know, don't don't wake up thrash, No sudden movement, no none.
That was Boston's only classic rock morningshows, Happy Ending Listen every weekday morning
(11:11):
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