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October 26, 2023 8 mins
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Mackenzie and heathers. Now I'm recording. Okay, now I'm adjusting the microphones.
All of you. Just your MIC'sget ready, be professional, Sit
up. We're doing a podcast.Treated it's we're on the air. Okay,
my respect. You're saying the podcastis just as important as our on

(00:22):
air. Why do you fart inthe beginning of it? On air?
Content? That's art? You knowthat? Speaking of that, I think
it's something huh. I think it'sa cheap laugh. Okay, in something
that's fo that's not it. That'stomorrow. Hang on doing a show.
I thought you said respect podcast?keV Ghost? What's it under? Radio?

(00:45):
Don't give? Don't give the secretup of podcast? What's today's date?
The twenty twenty six month after mybirthday? I mean I could have
gone next door and been back bynow, got it? Okay, got
it? All right? Here wego. They cut all that out.
Nope, Kenny, don't leave anyof that in. It's how it works.

(01:07):
Oh yes, it's almost Halloween andI just ate a roast. Do
you want to hear a food?Ghost? Oh wow, that was a
good one. You just tore theband aid right off then, scary huh.

(01:33):
It's scary. It's like, notreally, I mean, what would
be scary as if you died froma heart attack from all that push and
speaking of a scar pushbag there wasKenny, had you heard that they had
put stuff in the subliminal messages inthe original Exorcist? Or is that news
to you as well? Well?Pete then brought that up on the show.

(01:55):
T is it in like her backwardmasking when the demon's in her and
she's talking backwards. Well, thediscus was in a pub and it was
about you know, this woman lovedthe horror flix and I said, have
you seen the Terrifier? Because thatsubject came up. I said, I'm
not into horror flicks. But Heathertold me about the Terrifier, right,
I wasn't familiar. Had she seenit? She had not seen it yet,

(02:15):
Oh so it was. She immediatelymarked it down as a must watch
for herself. And then she wenton to tell me about you know why
the Exorcist was so frightening for people, It was because there were subliminal messages
in the original Wow, that werenot viewable to the naked eye. But
if every you know, you takea hundred frames in a second or whatever,

(02:36):
there would be a frame in therethat was like somebody decapitated in a
car accident. What I read wasthat weird shit. Just one one subliminal
message in the it and it wasa It was like a face, and
then people were giving makeup tutorials ofthe face you could do. It was
like a scary white painted face.Yeah, maybe she went a little overboard
with her description. She was justone face that belonged there. It was

(02:57):
a demons that's cool, right inthat movie. I've never seen it,
right, So when was that?What year was that? Three three?
It came out, so I didn'tsee it till maybe eighty eighty one.
I used to watch a lot ofmovies when I was a kid. Yeah,
I was nine years old. Yeah, you know, Jesus, we

(03:17):
were talking about commercials. Kenny backthen had subliminal messages, which you're illegal
now you can't do that. Huh. Who checks them checked? Like during
like a food commercial, right theywould drop ship? Yeah, serial commercial
is a building right now full ofKaren's and Chad's and they're all reviewing every
ad right now to try to findsdifferent ship there. All right, So,

(03:44):
uh, what else? David extism. You guys getting your COVID shot
or no, well I just hadCOVID so I'm gonna wait a little while.
But yes, did you see theloan number on that fucking only three
percent of what people have got inthe new books right right, they're not
lining up for it. But thirtythree percent, I believe I read have
had their flu shot, which isa pretty good number. I still haven't

(04:08):
done that. I got to getthat toy. Nobody's interested in getting this
COVID shot. I mean, I'mgonna get I want to probably get that
with my flu at the same time. So what is the fear that,
I mean, what's happening? Andall of a sudden people are saying,
no, I don't need it.I don't know. I mean we all
went and got it and then wegot the booster right. My favorite thing
though, besides that, was thestudy and they're still they have to start

(04:29):
doing more work and figuring it out, is that people who regularly get flu
shots or COVID or whatever it is, or any shots that stop you from
getting those kinds of sicknesses have alower risk of getting Alzheimer's in dementia.
And they were saying that the preliminarythe reason is that whenever you get those
kinds of colds, it does damageto your brain, and that if the
less you get them, the lessdamage. So I like that. That

(04:56):
made me feel better. Last thingI want to do is have a massive
stroke, die and have dementia.Do you get the pneumonia shot? Oh?
Yeah, I think I get.Do you get that? Every year?
Is that one? And don't know? I do. Everything happens when
I go to the doctor, whateverthey find me. Ma gets that.
Ma gets the shot and the flushot, the COVID shots, so she

(05:16):
doesn't even leave her house. Butshe got all the shingle shots all that
shit. No, she had shingles. It was horrible, horrific. She
was like two face. So onceyou have it or had it, you
don't need to get the shot.And I don't think you do. But
you did that right on the shingles. You're too young for the shingle shot.
Yeah, I think you have tobe fifty year older. He did
the shingles and it's a double shot. It's funny. My dad is eighty

(05:38):
three, you know. I talkedto him down in Florida all the time,
and I asked him how his latestcheck up went with his doctor,
and he's like, oh, hewants to shoot me up with all kinds
of shit And I go, whatdo you mean. He's like, well,
he's offering up the flu shot andthe next COVID booster, and he
wants me to get the shingles vaccinate. I go, you've never gotten the
shingles shot. He's eighty three.Yeah, and he says no, no,

(06:00):
he's what do I need that for? Does he do the flu or
No? He has not because mymother never until my mother was in the
nursing home. Uh, and wejust told the doctor give it to her
even though she never you know,she had never had a flu shop before.
He said, he's never had it, and uh yeah, and he's
like your mom. He doesn't leavethe house. He goes to the grocery
store, the cigar store, andTotal wine. That's all places she doesn't

(06:24):
go. Yeah, shingles is it'snot pretty to look at, but it's
more painful. It's you don't wantto you don't want shingles. White's got
the inoculator or the vaccination there,But yeah, didn't your mother was your
mother that went to the doctor's officeand they wanted to do blood work,
and she's thinking, for what wasit? Your mother was okah, I
was recently, Yeah, she's notdoing any more blood work. I'm ninety

(06:46):
two. I am what I am. I've made it this far. I
smoked my whole life. I'm ninetytwo. I feel okay, you're not
looking at my blood and shit anymore. My father in law did that after
a while. My mother in lawdidn't until she got dementia. But she
was she'd keep going, keep doingall the things, and she was very
she wanted to know what she had. Yeah, she was on that.
But my father in law was like, listen, can I just have a
Klondike bar and a glass of scotcheach night? That's all I want?

(07:10):
Yeah, exactly, That's a greatquestion. What would you towards the end
of your life? Whatever? Becauseshe would hide the Clondike bars or wouldn't
because he did the grocery shopping.She would get rid of them if he
came home with them. Just tryingto think, like I love those drum
sticks, Like if you could havea slice of chocolate cake every night?
If I know the end is comingand that's all I'd like a slice of

(07:30):
cho and like a cappuccino. Somy wife's grandmother, Okay, Alice,
when she died in two thousand,all she wanted was a eyeball. She
wanted a ginger ale and bird.That's all she asked for. And to
this day, her daughter, auntPat regrets not giving her one. Yeah,
figure in the hospital, you know, and they just felt like,

(07:54):
I can't bring it up. Ican't bring boozing that you guys end up
in a hospital for any reason.I don't, but I'm going first.
But if you did, I wouldshow up with a fucking like magnum of
whatever liquor you wanted and we'd sitthere and get drunk. Nobody brought her
highball? Would you bring? Youbring candy? I bring whatever you want.
Thank you for that. You're welcome. Of course I'd lick all of

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it first before I handed it toyou. That was Carlson, Mackenzie and
Heather's Happy Ending Listen every weekday morningfive thirty to ten for more on one
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