September 8, 2023 • 10 mins
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(00:04):
All right, places, everybody,what you're hearing is, uh, you're
hearing us. Prepare, you're hearingcelebrity step step behind the microphone a position
themselves for hearing press star studded podcast. You're hearing is we're getting things in
line Friday, Kevin, So don'tfuck around, just get with it.
(00:25):
Let's start it. Well, there'sonly one. Press play, guy,
just fucking press play. There's onlyone. It's not that easy. Is
a lot I think goes in thepodcast. Yeah, all you're doing he's
fucking moving your headsets around from onespot to the other. I see your
paper clips over it. Yeah,I know. So you're so busy with
paper clips. Take a picture ofyour three by five cars with all your
different paper clips on it, justto show people how prepared you are for
(00:48):
gathering papers together. So analog hewants too where they are? Okay,
I want to keep everything in line, right, That's how the digital world
has passed by. Paper Clip themand then stack them. That's what I
do. But we can't start apodcast until you know what focus. Focus
constant traits pressures on at the startof a podcast, he's feeling it comes
(01:19):
and three two that came from thebeast. Yeah, I'm learning how to
be more relaxed. Yeah, Ithought that one was sad. I actually
didn't like that. Oh you likethem when there's tight, you like fighting
to get out of, the fightingto leave your can I can certainly like
(01:42):
I will revert to that. Thatsounded like sad Kevin. That fart.
Kevin sparts are like a cavernous likeyours are like Donald Duck squeezing out of
a need to get out of,and yours has like like moments like it's
like trying to get sort of like, yeah, I feel like you have
(02:06):
options. Yeah, I know whereKevin's just like vacuous. It's just like,
yeah, it's like a flop offart. You know. Since the
day we met, I was alwaysimpressed with Kevin's furts because it was just
like a wide open canal of aircoming on. Just yet, I prefer
to hear yours, you know whatI mean? I mean, I love
mine, let's be honest. Butyes, because there was a thing on
(02:28):
I don't remember it was Instagram orTikTok, and it was a little kid
listening to a CDC and he waslike, I'm so happy that Donald Duck
can sing songs that I that youlisten to, Mom and Dad, And
now I cannot hear a CDC withouthearing Donald Duck. Every single time.
I can't hear angry Donald Duck.And every time you mentioned Donald Duck.
(02:49):
You know what I think of thesex, Yeah, Donald Donald Duck having
an orgasm there. So I don'tI want. I want who's here,
womble, who's here, bamble.I want one. I want ball,
my mash plowing with my bash.Want I want just banald waterfowl, waterfall,
(03:32):
plow, my mash plowing with mybas. I want just You know,
Donald Duck is one of those weirdcartoon intricacies, much like you're Winnie
the Pooh where they got away withjust wearing a shirt and no pants.
Yes, yeah, well I meanWinning the Pooh. He was out there
just walking around with a shirt nopants. That is true. That is
(03:54):
true. I did get do nothave external testicles, thank you, Pete.
There you go. So I guessthe duck's a bird, right,
well, I mean if a bird'sflying and having two balls flopping around,
I wouldn't make any sense, youknow what I mean. You're trying to
fly around, you get two ballsdangling and work. You know that's inside,
(04:15):
right, so the balls go inside. And speaking of parts, the
other day, we're chilling at ourisclosedaquatic location and a couple of dragonflies land
on my arm and they're fucking.So you've seen dragonflies fuck, right,
So the tail goes into the headof the one behind it, Like the
the orifice has got to be juston the top or the back of the
(04:39):
rear one murdering it. Yeah,and they fly around that way and that's
the only thing I think is thatthey're fucking. Yeah, but that's an
alien imagine like if that's how wegot off, Like if the lady parts
are on the back of your neckand then the guy was, it would
just be me swatting so awkward.Yeah, just like women would have to
(05:00):
give us piggyback rides in order,you know the Donald dock of courses in
the d's in our audio file andI just saw Donald Trump. Kevin,
you're fired? Is this from whenwe talked We talked to him on the
phone back in Brighton. Let mejust was it Brighton? Yeah? I
thought that was Let me just playas the shape if well, it might
(05:20):
have been. But we talked tohim on the phone in Brighton, Z.
Yeah, Kevin On. When wetalked to him, he wasn't hokey.
He was just talking and he rememberedeverybody. I know it was probably
written down, but he remembered everybody'sname, and he was very prepared.
(05:41):
Profession was promoting that college. Doyou remember that Pete? Oh god,
I think he or the knives orthe water? Which one cool? Right?
You get all of them at thebookstore. It was a realist It
was a real estate class. Itwas class. It was a class you
could take to get better at beinghim. Dan Lemieux sent me an email.
Have you guys seeing the Norwegian dudethat hit the Jackpott metal detecting?
(06:04):
Dan Lemu writes, Kevin, here'ssome inspiration for your next adventure. It's
the Norwegian dude that got the Imean he just it's a newly bought metal
detector. His doctor said, youneed to get exercise, you're getting too
fucking fat. And so the doctoron the on his doctor's advice, he
bought a metal detector because he'd bewalking around with the medal. Did you
(06:24):
see what this fucker found? No, Holy shit. Uh Norwegian gold medallions,
gold pearls, three gold rings.How far does this go back?
Hang on? Let me see here, Jesus like what a scoop? Well?
How far is oh? Five hundreda? D okay? Hello?
(06:47):
S sorry? Five years ago?Five hundred ad. I'm just looking at
it the years ago? How manyyears ago? Fifteen hundred years ago?
I mean three? I can Ican take you back further than that.
Did you hear about the other findin the Dead Sea Cave? They found
(07:09):
a pair of preserved Roman swords datingback over nineteen hundred years. They were
in their sheets and everything. Sothey've been brought to this place to be
restored. And there's a time capsuleyou could get behind about the American that's
trapped in that cave, I knowTurkey. They got six and the stomachs
(07:30):
bleeding three thousand feet down, sothey're all like for plunkers, I know,
I know that's not what they're called, but blur lunkers or whatever.
They all they're all cave scientists.And he just couldn't get back out because
he had a stomach bleed, sothey sent a doctor down. He did
a full blood transfusion down there.This guy was like unconscious, come up
with the doctor. He was unconsciousfor days. He couldn't. Yeah,
(07:51):
he could not. They fucking wentdown there and did all this ship.
There was like choirs, a littlebit of strength. There was like a
hundred people involved in us. Rightnow. There's yes, all the spelunkers.
I don't think that many for allcaves scientists, of all the scientists
that you like your kid Like,I have two kids. They're in night
school. If one of them cameup to me and be like, I
know what I want to do withthe rest of my life. I want
(08:11):
to study caves, I would smackhim and I would tell him no,
and I would say you could pickalmost any other thing, but no,
you're not going to go hang outin caves. I'm not gonna. I
need a high ceiling. I likecaves, but I need a high ceiling.
How about we wrap this up byhearing from a woman who says,
if you have a small deck,even if it's half an inch, you
can still pleasure a woman. Yeah, I want to. I want to
(08:33):
hear it well. Because we've alwaysbeen known to have smart I mean ken
small spelunk er, big cave wherethis is? Yes, So do you
think you are a red? Usinghis hands too right to disguise the fact
that his penis is only this bigright? Right? What do you think
you are a re pete? Areyou say you're early six? Or maybe
(08:54):
five or six? Yeah? Well, I mean it depends on where you
measure from. You're supposed to measureit from the very base, from the
very pa on the underside, onthe underside. But I never have never
asked, have you ever measured yourself? Oh? I did as a kid.
Yeah yeah, yeah, not asan adult. Oh fuck yeah,
(09:15):
you'd never never measured it. Notas a kid, yea. As an
adult, though, I think Ihave as an adult. For a goof
these, I measure them like this. I'll either go that's you know,
not so great, I don't knowanything. I go ooh again, that's
too much? Too much? Allright? Pee, where are we going?
He says? A half inch youcan work with a cheek okay,
(09:37):
so you absolutely can make it work. Any amount of inches that you have
it can work. Trust me,I've said this a million times. It
is not about how much you haveto work with. It's about the arch
and how you position as a womanyour pelvis. So if you're a guy
and you know that you only havea couple or a few inches to work
with, there's no shame in that. There's nothing wrong with that. Okay,
(10:01):
there's nothing wrong with that. Anice woman, what a nice laughing
might set you off. It's dark. It's a Merrian type right here.
I think it's all about helping toguide the woman into pushing her pelvis kind
of up and back so much workskind of hard to explain. Likely saying
(10:24):
you could just rub it and thenyou're fine, way easier to demonstrate.
I'm not going to be doing thathere though. But yeah, it's all
about the arch, all about howthe pelvis is positioned. I really think
that you can make half an inchwork, okay, if you've got the
right angle. Even with me,I got fifty five inches okay, but
if I angle it right, anythingcan get in. She's got fifty five
(10:46):
inches of what what that was?Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather's Happy Ending Listen
every weekday morning for more on onehundred point seven WCLX. And I'm
All right, places, everybody,what you're hearing is, uh, you're
hearing us. Prepare, you're hearingcelebrity step step behind the microphone a position
themselves for hearing press star studded podcast. You're hearing is we're getting things in
line Friday, Kevin, So don'tfuck around, just get with it.
(00:25):
Let's start it. Well, there'sonly one. Press play, guy,
just fucking press play. There's onlyone. It's not that easy. Is
a lot I think goes in thepodcast. Yeah, all you're doing he's
fucking moving your headsets around from onespot to the other. I see your
paper clips over it. Yeah,I know. So you're so busy with
paper clips. Take a picture ofyour three by five cars with all your
different paper clips on it, justto show people how prepared you are for
(00:48):
gathering papers together. So analog hewants too where they are? Okay,
I want to keep everything in line, right, That's how the digital world
has passed by. Paper Clip themand then stack them. That's what I
do. But we can't start apodcast until you know what focus. Focus
constant traits pressures on at the startof a podcast, he's feeling it comes
(01:19):
and three two that came from thebeast. Yeah, I'm learning how to
be more relaxed. Yeah, Ithought that one was sad. I actually
didn't like that. Oh you likethem when there's tight, you like fighting
to get out of, the fightingto leave your can I can certainly like
(01:42):
I will revert to that. Thatsounded like sad Kevin. That fart.
Kevin sparts are like a cavernous likeyours are like Donald Duck squeezing out of
a need to get out of,and yours has like like moments like it's
like trying to get sort of like, yeah, I feel like you have
(02:06):
options. Yeah, I know whereKevin's just like vacuous. It's just like,
yeah, it's like a flop offart. You know. Since the
day we met, I was alwaysimpressed with Kevin's furts because it was just
like a wide open canal of aircoming on. Just yet, I prefer
to hear yours, you know whatI mean? I mean, I love
mine, let's be honest. Butyes, because there was a thing on
(02:28):
I don't remember it was Instagram orTikTok, and it was a little kid
listening to a CDC and he waslike, I'm so happy that Donald Duck
can sing songs that I that youlisten to, Mom and Dad, And
now I cannot hear a CDC withouthearing Donald Duck. Every single time.
I can't hear angry Donald Duck.And every time you mentioned Donald Duck.
(02:49):
You know what I think of thesex, Yeah, Donald Donald Duck having
an orgasm there. So I don'tI want. I want who's here,
womble, who's here, bamble.I want one. I want ball,
my mash plowing with my bash.Want I want just banald waterfowl, waterfall,
(03:32):
plow, my mash plowing with mybas. I want just You know,
Donald Duck is one of those weirdcartoon intricacies, much like you're Winnie
the Pooh where they got away withjust wearing a shirt and no pants.
Yes, yeah, well I meanWinning the Pooh. He was out there
just walking around with a shirt nopants. That is true. That is
(03:54):
true. I did get do nothave external testicles, thank you, Pete.
There you go. So I guessthe duck's a bird, right,
well, I mean if a bird'sflying and having two balls flopping around,
I wouldn't make any sense, youknow what I mean. You're trying to
fly around, you get two ballsdangling and work. You know that's inside,
(04:15):
right, so the balls go inside. And speaking of parts, the
other day, we're chilling at ourisclosedaquatic location and a couple of dragonflies land
on my arm and they're fucking.So you've seen dragonflies fuck, right,
So the tail goes into the headof the one behind it, Like the
the orifice has got to be juston the top or the back of the
(04:39):
rear one murdering it. Yeah,and they fly around that way and that's
the only thing I think is thatthey're fucking. Yeah, but that's an
alien imagine like if that's how wegot off, Like if the lady parts
are on the back of your neckand then the guy was, it would
just be me swatting so awkward.Yeah, just like women would have to
(05:00):
give us piggyback rides in order,you know the Donald dock of courses in
the d's in our audio file andI just saw Donald Trump. Kevin,
you're fired? Is this from whenwe talked We talked to him on the
phone back in Brighton. Let mejust was it Brighton? Yeah? I
thought that was Let me just playas the shape if well, it might
(05:20):
have been. But we talked tohim on the phone in Brighton, Z.
Yeah, Kevin On. When wetalked to him, he wasn't hokey.
He was just talking and he rememberedeverybody. I know it was probably
written down, but he remembered everybody'sname, and he was very prepared.
(05:41):
Profession was promoting that college. Doyou remember that Pete? Oh god,
I think he or the knives orthe water? Which one cool? Right?
You get all of them at thebookstore. It was a realist It
was a real estate class. Itwas class. It was a class you
could take to get better at beinghim. Dan Lemieux sent me an email.
Have you guys seeing the Norwegian dudethat hit the Jackpott metal detecting?
(06:04):
Dan Lemu writes, Kevin, here'ssome inspiration for your next adventure. It's
the Norwegian dude that got the Imean he just it's a newly bought metal
detector. His doctor said, youneed to get exercise, you're getting too
fucking fat. And so the doctoron the on his doctor's advice, he
bought a metal detector because he'd bewalking around with the medal. Did you
(06:24):
see what this fucker found? No, Holy shit. Uh Norwegian gold medallions,
gold pearls, three gold rings.How far does this go back?
Hang on? Let me see here, Jesus like what a scoop? Well?
How far is oh? Five hundreda? D okay? Hello?
(06:47):
S sorry? Five years ago?Five hundred ad. I'm just looking at
it the years ago? How manyyears ago? Fifteen hundred years ago?
I mean three? I can Ican take you back further than that.
Did you hear about the other findin the Dead Sea Cave? They found
(07:09):
a pair of preserved Roman swords datingback over nineteen hundred years. They were
in their sheets and everything. Sothey've been brought to this place to be
restored. And there's a time capsuleyou could get behind about the American that's
trapped in that cave, I knowTurkey. They got six and the stomachs
(07:30):
bleeding three thousand feet down, sothey're all like for plunkers, I know,
I know that's not what they're called, but blur lunkers or whatever.
They all they're all cave scientists.And he just couldn't get back out because
he had a stomach bleed, sothey sent a doctor down. He did
a full blood transfusion down there.This guy was like unconscious, come up
with the doctor. He was unconsciousfor days. He couldn't. Yeah,
(07:51):
he could not. They fucking wentdown there and did all this ship.
There was like choirs, a littlebit of strength. There was like a
hundred people involved in us. Rightnow. There's yes, all the spelunkers.
I don't think that many for allcaves scientists, of all the scientists
that you like your kid Like,I have two kids. They're in night
school. If one of them cameup to me and be like, I
know what I want to do withthe rest of my life. I want
(08:11):
to study caves, I would smackhim and I would tell him no,
and I would say you could pickalmost any other thing, but no,
you're not going to go hang outin caves. I'm not gonna. I
need a high ceiling. I likecaves, but I need a high ceiling.
How about we wrap this up byhearing from a woman who says,
if you have a small deck,even if it's half an inch, you
can still pleasure a woman. Yeah, I want to. I want to
(08:33):
hear it well. Because we've alwaysbeen known to have smart I mean ken
small spelunk er, big cave wherethis is? Yes, So do you
think you are a red? Usinghis hands too right to disguise the fact
that his penis is only this bigright? Right? What do you think
you are a re pete? Areyou say you're early six? Or maybe
(08:54):
five or six? Yeah? Well, I mean it depends on where you
measure from. You're supposed to measureit from the very base, from the
very pa on the underside, onthe underside. But I never have never
asked, have you ever measured yourself? Oh? I did as a kid.
Yeah yeah, yeah, not asan adult. Oh fuck yeah,
(09:15):
you'd never never measured it. Notas a kid, yea. As an
adult, though, I think Ihave as an adult. For a goof
these, I measure them like this. I'll either go that's you know,
not so great, I don't knowanything. I go ooh again, that's
too much? Too much? Allright? Pee, where are we going?
He says? A half inch youcan work with a cheek okay,
(09:37):
so you absolutely can make it work. Any amount of inches that you have
it can work. Trust me,I've said this a million times. It
is not about how much you haveto work with. It's about the arch
and how you position as a womanyour pelvis. So if you're a guy
and you know that you only havea couple or a few inches to work
with, there's no shame in that. There's nothing wrong with that. Okay,
(10:01):
there's nothing wrong with that. Anice woman, what a nice laughing
might set you off. It's dark. It's a Merrian type right here.
I think it's all about helping toguide the woman into pushing her pelvis kind
of up and back so much workskind of hard to explain. Likely saying
(10:24):
you could just rub it and thenyou're fine, way easier to demonstrate.
I'm not going to be doing thathere though. But yeah, it's all
about the arch, all about howthe pelvis is positioned. I really think
that you can make half an inchwork, okay, if you've got the
right angle. Even with me,I got fifty five inches okay, but
if I angle it right, anythingcan get in. She's got fifty five
(10:46):
inches of what what that was?Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather's Happy Ending Listen
every weekday morning for more on onehundred point seven WCLX. And I'm
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