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(00:04):
All right, places everybody Kenny busyworking his ass off trying to clean up
some messes here this morning must havebeen frustrating for you, Kenny. Sorry,
you had to go through all thatbullshit today. Well, I knew
that the mess was going to happenthree days four days before it happened,
because I just knew it was goingto be all a kaplue. You know,
like in any workplace, sometimes youencounter some bullshit stuff that you have
(00:27):
to put up with and so butyou thank you for doing that, and
it's probably still not over right,Oh it's not over, It'll be revision.
You even had to clean one ofmy messes up today. First thing,
Pete says to me a little sheepishly. Uh, I forgot to love
the podcast yesterday. Oh that's ohyeah, I did so. Kenny posted
it early. This first thing.It's a good one too. Yeah,
(00:48):
it is good. It is agood one. The plane seat that sucks.
I've been in that seat more oftenthan I care to remember. It's
more obnoxious. Yeah, I apologizefor that. I don't know why I
didn't do it. I just did. Were we distracted by the big ten
am announcement yesterday? Yes, andit was followed by meeting with the program.
(01:10):
Right, yes, whatever it wasjust threw me off. Yeah,
slushed in. Today's your birthday,so you get a lot on your plate.
He speaking of my birthday. Mybuddy I was had a conversation over
the weekend and selfie sticks came up. I know it's like twenty two thousand
and seven, probably when they cameout or something, and he goes,
I got one. I got one. I'll give it to you. So
(01:30):
I tested it at home. We'regreat. It connects to your phone.
Yeah, Bluetooth. It worked perfect. I come here, there's no audio
on it. Like, did Ibreak it on the way in? I
couldn't. Yeah, I was pissed. That wouldn't affect the blue That wouldn't
affect be your phone would be theissue. Yeah, I turned the volume
up. I couldn't figure it out. You know, I don't have time
(01:51):
to sit there and work on it. I tried it once to start and
stop your Yeah, I love it. It's great. Even do you have
a selfie stick where the remote canpulls away? You can. It's it's
a cordless so you can just pullsaway. What do you mean you can
set it up. You can setit up like a tripod if you want,
and then use it this. Ohno, you just got a button
on the handle, right, Butsometimes that hand that handled me pop,
(02:13):
that little thing may pop. Yeah. It's pretty kissed me off though,
because it's it's perfect, you know, because I'm trying to bet it's your
phone, not that. Yeah,you know what I mean, can do
it. I don't think it's thebluetooth thing. Okay, old man,
Yeah, you're you're sixty one.For Christ's sake, you can't be drinking
hot coffee in the middle of thesummer time. The filet of fish sandwich
(02:36):
before just sounds phenomenal. But thisguy's love me low low coffee and sandwich.
Yes. By the way, Ifound this fun fact moments ago.
It's not just in our fucking heads. But since June first, the weather
gods thirteen out of sixteen to thelast weekends, we've had rain at least
(02:57):
one of the days thirteen of sixteen, thirteen of sixteen. There's only been
three weekends since June first in GreaterBoston that there hasn't been some sort of
precipitation. Idea said, it's notjust us. This is facts. It's
going to continue to this weekend.Right, we're supposed to get a little
(03:19):
bit of rain on Saturday Sunday.I think it's said sun fuck. We
got screwed because they were saying ifyou get through this on bite from Tuesday
all the way through next week.I always saw were the sun every fucking
day and in twenty four hours it'schanged. Right. Okay, let's kick
off our We haven't even started,so it's so we need a big launch
(03:43):
and you know we launch our places, say a big lunch to make the
launch. Well, it's officially fall. We've entered the new programming season that
includes the Happy Ending podcast. Butis it really all that different? Let's
find out it starts in three two. Okay, that's good. Solid.
That was a solid part. Solike them, right, I love your
(04:09):
farts. It is from the insideyour farts completement part. Did you ever
swallow one of his farts? Wouldyep? Thank you for answering that you've
done that where you've scooped it withyour ass and then tossed it. Oh
yeah, but that sounds like afun I do live with all boys,
(04:31):
that with your kids because you fartfor your kids. I know you have
a good time. Your hand,cover your hand on your butt, fart
in it, close your hand andthroat and your face. Favorite one is
that Bobby's always surprised like William.William's not surprised, He's just like,
that's will But if I do somethingin front of Bobby, you'll look around
to see if it was anyone else. I'll be like, it was totally
Bruce, and he goes, Idon't know, I think it might have
(04:54):
been you, And I go,yeah, it was me. Farts silently.
All you hear is he does likea downward dog. He's one hundred
and seventy pounds, right, yeah, and all you all you hear is
like a slow like a soft breeze. And there's no smell. You fared
so much, it's smell less.Wow. Yeah, it's a clean colon,
(05:15):
very clean. All right, let'sdo our happy ending mash up.
It's our podcast contest. We putthe lyrics to one song to another song's
music. Can you name the twosongs? I think people should be able
to get this. Take a listen. There's two songs here, but mom
told me they be days that day. Then she wasn't focus. I just
(05:36):
canvy were you kid? I lovethat song, my favorite songs from you
know who? So yeah, Imean we have that right? Wow,
you get it? Such a hardone last week or two weeks ago.
I don't know what you guys didlast week, but it was a top
one. This is a this isa softball. Email me Kevin at w
CLX. We didn't have one lastweek, Yeah, we did. Towards
(05:58):
the end of last week, wehad one. We had a winner.
Who is that pussy? Yeah?Yeah, it was like Wednesday or Thursday
week he got pussy. I can'thear you. I'm talking to Kenny right
now. I also wants to knowwhat the pussy has to say. I
did not harmonize. He did italone last week. Harmonize in the pussy.
(06:18):
So once again, if you canname the two to send me an
email subject line please put. Idon't even know what the new one was.
Let's go old school if we could. For Pete's birthday, Kevin,
is I answer all emails. Youdon't have to do anything. He's always
answer when they're asked. Not necessary. I didn't want to answer the bell.
(06:44):
We know, Pete, what areyou doing? For your birthday man
birthday dinner tonight, probably at arestaurant out in Metro West. Who's all
going our favorites? Just did youpick the restaurant already or did that go?
Where you going? I can't tellyou because I don't want people to
show up. And you join calledwed all. That's right, that's right
now there, you're right. Nobody'slistening. You're thinking, I don't want
(07:05):
people to show up. Ten thousanddownloads? Kidding? We had what I
get? Ten thousand downloads? Seriously, we do not get ten thousand.
What were you getting? What wedo get? We come for a podcast
a month? Yeah, all together, it is. Yeah, it's mulative,
commulative, commulative, commune relative,communative, commmunative, communative, commulative,
(07:30):
communicative, commulative, commulative. We'veregular to quantify this situation regularly.
It's still a word that I'm strugglingwith regularly. That but you got over
library, Yeah, but it tookme ten years. Oh forever, Libry.
I'm still say cupon, Kevin,cupon, coupons, coupon, I
go back and forth. I thinkboth are accept that there where you're from,
(07:55):
there are so many words I avoid. It's ridiculous. I mean,
cupon growing up. It's ridiculous,Pawns. That was Carlson, Mackenzie and
Heather's Happy Ending Listen every weekday morning, five thirty to ten for more on
one hundred point seven WCLX and Iheard radio station
All right, places everybody Kenny busyworking his ass off trying to clean up
some messes here this morning must havebeen frustrating for you, Kenny. Sorry,
you had to go through all thatbullshit today. Well, I knew
that the mess was going to happenthree days four days before it happened,
because I just knew it was goingto be all a kaplue. You know,
like in any workplace, sometimes youencounter some bullshit stuff that you have
(00:27):
to put up with and so butyou thank you for doing that, and
it's probably still not over right,Oh it's not over, It'll be revision.
You even had to clean one ofmy messes up today. First thing,
Pete says to me a little sheepishly. Uh, I forgot to love
the podcast yesterday. Oh that's ohyeah, I did so. Kenny posted
it early. This first thing.It's a good one too. Yeah,
(00:48):
it is good. It is agood one. The plane seat that sucks.
I've been in that seat more oftenthan I care to remember. It's
more obnoxious. Yeah, I apologizefor that. I don't know why I
didn't do it. I just did. Were we distracted by the big ten
am announcement yesterday? Yes, andit was followed by meeting with the program.
(01:10):
Right, yes, whatever it wasjust threw me off. Yeah,
slushed in. Today's your birthday,so you get a lot on your plate.
He speaking of my birthday. Mybuddy I was had a conversation over
the weekend and selfie sticks came up. I know it's like twenty two thousand
and seven, probably when they cameout or something, and he goes,
I got one. I got one. I'll give it to you. So
(01:30):
I tested it at home. We'regreat. It connects to your phone.
Yeah, Bluetooth. It worked perfect. I come here, there's no audio
on it. Like, did Ibreak it on the way in? I
couldn't. Yeah, I was pissed. That wouldn't affect the blue That wouldn't
affect be your phone would be theissue. Yeah, I turned the volume
up. I couldn't figure it out. You know, I don't have time
(01:51):
to sit there and work on it. I tried it once to start and
stop your Yeah, I love it. It's great. Even do you have
a selfie stick where the remote canpulls away? You can. It's it's
a cordless so you can just pullsaway. What do you mean you can
set it up. You can setit up like a tripod if you want,
and then use it this. Ohno, you just got a button
on the handle, right, Butsometimes that hand that handled me pop,
(02:13):
that little thing may pop. Yeah. It's pretty kissed me off though,
because it's it's perfect, you know, because I'm trying to bet it's your
phone, not that. Yeah,you know what I mean, can do
it. I don't think it's thebluetooth thing. Okay, old man,
Yeah, you're you're sixty one.For Christ's sake, you can't be drinking
hot coffee in the middle of thesummer time. The filet of fish sandwich
(02:36):
before just sounds phenomenal. But thisguy's love me low low coffee and sandwich.
Yes. By the way, Ifound this fun fact moments ago.
It's not just in our fucking heads. But since June first, the weather
gods thirteen out of sixteen to thelast weekends, we've had rain at least
(02:57):
one of the days thirteen of sixteen, thirteen of sixteen. There's only been
three weekends since June first in GreaterBoston that there hasn't been some sort of
precipitation. Idea said, it's notjust us. This is facts. It's
going to continue to this weekend.Right, we're supposed to get a little
(03:19):
bit of rain on Saturday Sunday.I think it's said sun fuck. We
got screwed because they were saying ifyou get through this on bite from Tuesday
all the way through next week.I always saw were the sun every fucking
day and in twenty four hours it'schanged. Right. Okay, let's kick
off our We haven't even started,so it's so we need a big launch
(03:43):
and you know we launch our places, say a big lunch to make the
launch. Well, it's officially fall. We've entered the new programming season that
includes the Happy Ending podcast. Butis it really all that different? Let's
find out it starts in three two. Okay, that's good. Solid.
That was a solid part. Solike them, right, I love your
(04:09):
farts. It is from the insideyour farts completement part. Did you ever
swallow one of his farts? Wouldyep? Thank you for answering that you've
done that where you've scooped it withyour ass and then tossed it. Oh
yeah, but that sounds like afun I do live with all boys,
(04:31):
that with your kids because you fartfor your kids. I know you have
a good time. Your hand,cover your hand on your butt, fart
in it, close your hand andthroat and your face. Favorite one is
that Bobby's always surprised like William.William's not surprised, He's just like,
that's will But if I do somethingin front of Bobby, you'll look around
to see if it was anyone else. I'll be like, it was totally
Bruce, and he goes, Idon't know, I think it might have
(04:54):
been you, And I go,yeah, it was me. Farts silently.
All you hear is he does likea downward dog. He's one hundred
and seventy pounds, right, yeah, and all you all you hear is
like a slow like a soft breeze. And there's no smell. You fared
so much, it's smell less.Wow. Yeah, it's a clean colon,
(05:15):
very clean. All right, let'sdo our happy ending mash up.
It's our podcast contest. We putthe lyrics to one song to another song's
music. Can you name the twosongs? I think people should be able
to get this. Take a listen. There's two songs here, but mom
told me they be days that day. Then she wasn't focus. I just
(05:36):
canvy were you kid? I lovethat song, my favorite songs from you
know who? So yeah, Imean we have that right? Wow,
you get it? Such a hardone last week or two weeks ago.
I don't know what you guys didlast week, but it was a top
one. This is a this isa softball. Email me Kevin at w
CLX. We didn't have one lastweek, Yeah, we did. Towards
(05:58):
the end of last week, wehad one. We had a winner.
Who is that pussy? Yeah?Yeah, it was like Wednesday or Thursday
week he got pussy. I can'thear you. I'm talking to Kenny right
now. I also wants to knowwhat the pussy has to say. I
did not harmonize. He did italone last week. Harmonize in the pussy.
(06:18):
So once again, if you canname the two to send me an
email subject line please put. Idon't even know what the new one was.
Let's go old school if we could. For Pete's birthday, Kevin,
is I answer all emails. Youdon't have to do anything. He's always
answer when they're asked. Not necessary. I didn't want to answer the bell.
(06:44):
We know, Pete, what areyou doing? For your birthday man
birthday dinner tonight, probably at arestaurant out in Metro West. Who's all
going our favorites? Just did youpick the restaurant already or did that go?
Where you going? I can't tellyou because I don't want people to
show up. And you join calledwed all. That's right, that's right
now there, you're right. Nobody'slistening. You're thinking, I don't want
(07:05):
people to show up. Ten thousanddownloads? Kidding? We had what I
get? Ten thousand downloads? Seriously, we do not get ten thousand.
What were you getting? What wedo get? We come for a podcast
a month? Yeah, all together, it is. Yeah, it's mulative,
commulative, commulative, commune relative,communative, commmunative, communative, commulative,
(07:30):
communicative, commulative, commulative. We'veregular to quantify this situation regularly.
It's still a word that I'm strugglingwith regularly. That but you got over
library, Yeah, but it tookme ten years. Oh forever, Libry.
I'm still say cupon, Kevin,cupon, coupons, coupon, I
go back and forth. I thinkboth are accept that there where you're from,
(07:55):
there are so many words I avoid. It's ridiculous. I mean,
cupon growing up. It's ridiculous,Pawns. That was Carlson, Mackenzie and
Heather's Happy Ending Listen every weekday morning, five thirty to ten for more on
one hundred point seven WCLX and Iheard radio station
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