Mile High Club, The Brady's House And Tattoo Overload

Wow, they crammed a LOT into this episode....

Episode Transcript

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It's Carlson Mackenzie and Heather's alrighty.Then the show is over. It's time
to pod Happy ending time. I'msorry, Kevin says. It's our songs.
Heather endto cast better than Ranthom songran from Rantham. You're a great
place. That was the other partof it. We got nothing to rhyme

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with Rantham, so just say itagain, Rantham. They had three hundred
and fifty years to come celebrations,your celebration this that's the official Ranthom volunteer

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to sing Norfolk song. If theycome up with one, there you go,
or you could come. You're awriter, not really creative. A
drum song, have like a eightsto it, Norfolk folks, that would
be good. Yeah, yeah,there'd be some cowbell in there, you
know. Yeah, you're not you'renot singing with a guitar piano yet now,

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and you're not pointing out any landmarksand you know, oh we have
a great road something about Norfolk.We the reason the reason why they we
have two The reason why they brokeoff from Rentham is because they wanted no
landmarks. They thought Rentham got twocity ish and they wanted to be more
farm Okay, so in eighteen seventythey were like, so we just had
one fifty during the pandemic, Yeah, not three fifty, So we broke

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off of m Renthom. I'm alwaysfascinated by driving through the state of Massachusetts
in the little towns and seeing centuryhomes with years on them like sixteen seven,
seventeen o one. It's my favoritefor that two twenty eight. Yeah,
it's just fucking phenomena. I justwouldn't you love to just go inside

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and see how well there's not onlyhow they did it, but how it
was built. Just to look atI mean, it's over three hundred years
old. Well it's all modern liston the inside. But there's one house
in the middle of Hingham that isabe Lincoln's ancestors. Wow, Jesus,
like the Lincoln House but from thesixteen hundreds, like the originals that the

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whole room just for hats. Idon't know if they were in the hats
then, but yes, it wasfree Lincoln looking back on you know,
we're two and a half minutes intothis, bitch, I think we need
to start at progress. Okay,all right, I'm fading fast. All
comfortable on the couch and my workclothes. It's time for a nap,

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but there's always time to start thepodcast in three two Back on It,
Back in Action, Titan, Ipitched Yep. The subject of Mile High
Club has come up so many timesover the course of our careers. Never

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done it, never done it,never will gross. It's like doing it
in a porta potty. Yeah,why would Why would you have sex in
a porta potty? It's disgusting andI want no part of it unless you've
joined the Mile High Club on aprivate time jet. Yeah, well that's
different than it's like being in acamp. Have you Wow, he's batting
his eyes like he might have Ohcongratulations? Oh hell yeah. You know

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there's cameras all over those things.Right, Well, that's been talked about.
Footage ever gets leaked, be canceled. I will be shamed. You
don't want to get into the storyof why you would have been on a
private plane? No, No,I wouldn't think not. After well,
everybody will know, people that ownthe private plane will know, of course.

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Of course, So, uh,this happened on commercial flight European Airline.
Uh. I think it's called jetEasy So this car it's appropriate.
That sounds safe, right, andit's a uh really just a normal flight.
And does this blow blew my mindand Kenny's mind that one of the

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flight attendants would pull a door openthat's probably locked, but I'm sure they
have keys. I mean, ifyou're gonna go in there and locking the
door, locking the door, Iway to tinkle them locking the door unlessure,
But because it's such a small space, knocked it back open a latch,
possibly because I mean, you don'thave a lot of room in there.
Yeah, but but the flight attendantmade sure to bring it to everybody

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else's attention on the plane that acouple was in there. That's fucking embarrassing.
They weren't oh yeah, like likethat was a grown ass couple.

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But you can see you can hearthe moment when they, oh, yeah
he was crowsed down or not becauseyou had sex on the plane? Yeah?
Does are there signs that clearly stateno sex in this bathroom? And

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no banging sign is right next tothe no smoking. I don't think Jet
easy is gonna have that flight thatthat sign on their Jet Easies bathroom's got
to be smaller than most all right, yeah right. How about the guy
that he had the record for themost tattoos of a single name on your
body. He put his daughter's nameon his body like four hundred times,

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his same name over and old,same name over and over when she was
born. So somebody decided they weregoing to break the record and do that.
So he went back and got enoughto cover the record again. So
he has his daughter's name tattooed onhis body six hundred plus times. Can
never get married? Oh my god, no, thanks, No one,

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No one didn't want to marry awoman. If you're male or female whose
daddy has your name tattooed on theirbody, you're never. It's nope,
I'm glad, I'm pierced free,tattooed free. Don't wear jewelry. John
got an your ane boring when itcomes to that, it's just a hole.
Now he's got no tattoos, Williamsinformed us. He goes, I

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don't want tattoos, he goes.But when I'm in the army, he
goes, I might get some mightgo all right, well, let's have
some ground rules. Nothing above neckor above nothing below your elbows, and
stay away from your legs. Juststay away from your legs. Whatever your
trunk. We ever you want todo on your trunk, go for it,
but just for future reference, right, do those? It's good advice.

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Yeah, that's good because I'm notgonna be able to stop him.
My sister has lots of tattoos.My brother has none. And out of
the two of them, if youwere to see them, you would think
my brother would have all the tech. I mean, he's a giant.
He has none he has Does Jamie'shusband have any? Oh? Yeah,
he's he does Special Force. Yeah, he's covered in. Every time he
goes on a goes away for eightnine months, he comes back with a

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tattoo that marks that moment. Acountry. Tattoos from all the different countries,
I think, even as a Mongolianone. Like, he's got all
of them, and they're and Jamieand Chris are neck to feet right right?
Oh really, my sister's got himon her legs and her arms.
Wow. You never got a piercing, Never a piercing or a tattoo.
Yeah, but you remember the MileHigh Club so allegedly allegedly anything else canny

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cooking today? Oh wait a second, I had sex in Denver. I'm
also a part of it. It'sa mile high city. There is one
thing I'd like to leave you with, and this is one of my childhood
fascinations because, as you know,TV was the little brother or sister that
I never had since I was theyoungest of five. But I feel like

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this was part of my family growingup story. Oh god, yeah,
Well, the Brady Bunch House isback in the news. As you know,
a few years ago, HDTV boughtthe house, the actual house that
they used for the exterior shots thesame, not at all, but then
they at their worst investment, theyspent like over a million or two dollars

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to renovate the inside to look likethe show that the best. K Oh,
yeah, I did. Yeah,it kind of had would almost look
like a built in pizza oven.But I think that was the range.
I just for the it just Iremember thinking I was so jealous of the
open layout because none of us hadthat house back then. No walk in
the front door. The whole houseis in front of end square foot ranch

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on a slab. There was nothingopen the door, right yeah, right,
yeah, that was crop breaking architecture. So it was an architect right,
exactly. Mike was an architect,although he only had one bathroom in
the whole house for the entire family. But anyway, I didn't have a
bathroom. I never remembered seeing anAlice bathroom. Remember in the washroom off

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of Alice is the washroom is whereGreg had his hair dye problem. But
that's another episode. But so thisBrady Bunch house, when HGTV got done
with it, they put it,they listed it. The station listed it
on the market back in May,I believe, and they were asking five
point five million dollars for the BradyBunch House. And I've had friends that
went out there in the meantime andlike did drive buys, yeah, and

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took pictures with it and of it, because they're like, it's the Brady
Bunch House, right right, Imean, this is the place where the
Pizza house. What was that showthat the one about meth Everybody breaking bad,
Breaking Bad, the one that peoplethrow pizzas on top of the Oh
I actually do that. They threwpieces on the roof. Owners are like,
please stop those poor people right now. See that house would probably go
for more of an asking price witha Brady Bunch house, you know,

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you've you've got fans that are deadnow for Brady. You know what I
mean, it's I watched it inreruns. Yeah, exactly. So Apparently
Tina Treyhan or Treyhan, who's marriedto an ex HBO chief, is described
as a wealthy home collector. Soshe people that fucking collect homes. Yes,

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yeah, so she got it fora steal. She got the very
Brady renovation house for a steal atthree point two million dollars. Wow.
So well yeah, HDDV took abig wash on that they did. And
this home collector uh now has alist the most That's one of the most
disgusting terms I've ever heard of.Wealth collector. You're so wealthy you're collecting

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homes. But are you thinking whatI'm thinking. She's going to immediately like
Airbnb this and turn it into aside hustle. You know what it's going
to be, right, They're justgonna shoot porn there. That was Carlson,
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