September 11, 2023 • 8 mins
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(00:00):
It's Carlson, Mackenzie and Heathers.We are we rolling woling Monday. Oh
what a what a Monday. Yeah, from the moment, you're all caught
up now, Kenny, because youwere like spinning your wheels there feeling like
you're caught up for this show.Still got some d some work to do
(00:22):
on the night show and some spotsto cut and yeah, this is a
busy day. And then I gotto somehow get out of here by eleven
twenty so that I can get overto be you packing up boxes for the
Greater Boston Food that's a nice thingyou're doing nine to eleven Day of Remembrance
along with AmeriCorps. The Greater BostonFood Bank does such great job. So
all that food that gets donated,it's got to get packed up before it
(00:45):
gets shipped out. So that's whatwe're nice today. Eight hundred volunteers are
expected to pack that place. That'sa pretty good turnout. And I thank
you for representing the Carlson represent show. Yes, yes, oh I'm all
decked out in ZLX gear today.Absolutely. Heah. They're this Martin short
thing that came up over the weekend. I love him. Oh, I'm
sorry before I discussed Martin Short,I have to start the show. I
(01:10):
have to begin the show first,and then we'll get back to Martin Short.
Okay, you've been happy ending podcastfree for a couple of days.
You're ready to get back at itall right, And I got plenty built
up from the weekend. Let's getit going. Three two. See you
see what soft food will duty?Yeah, that I thought I had.
(01:32):
It was a little soft. Itwasn't very usual. Duck quack. No,
it wasn't. You know, you'dexpect something bigger after building up for
the weekend, you know. ButI was eating soft food all weekend because
my wife can't eat anything else butsoft food, so I joined her.
I didn't want to feel left out. Why eat, you know, like
wings or something. You know.So, yeah, Martin Short and Steve
(01:56):
Martin, they've taken criticism over theyears about their comedy, about their stand
up comedy. I love them.I think they're acting or I don't know
who's criticizing him, Well, thisperson, so I don't know he rates
for what's the I don't even knowwhat the magazine. I don't even know.
All I know is he just he'shad it with Martin Short and he
(02:19):
says he's over the top and it'suncomfortable to watch him, and I'm like,
don't fucking watch him? Then,yeah, what the rest of us
national treasure the man they he's Imean he even brought up things like,
uh, father of the Bride,you know, like when he plays that
part, like I love that theblue tuxato. I love Martin Short.
I loved him as the Cat inthe Hat. My kids were watching The
(02:39):
Cat and Hat on PBS right whenthey were real little, and I was
like, oh my god, youguys, get a little bit of Martin
Short. He was great. That'sfantastic. He was he Uh. I
mean Saturday Night Live is all thosegreat characters he had grimly and I mean
he did that Jim Andy Glick afterthe fact. Remember he did like this
character where he was interviewing celebrity,right, he was hilarious, not awesome
(03:01):
on Only Murders in the Building andsteals till it's all over and then I'm
going to watch them all. Hesteals that show and Martin Steve Martin's on
the show with him, and well, that Only Murders in the Building is
what I was going to bring upabout Martin Short because my daughter and her
husband told me to watch that showbut to hang in there. So I
(03:23):
watched the first three episodes of OnlyMurders in the Building and I'm like,
why am I watching this? Itsucks? And then Martin Short appeared in
episode four and he took over.Yeah, he takes over that show and
it's hilarious. Yeah, it's Imean, that's how can you not appreciate
a guy that can come into ashow that's already had three episodes and take
(03:46):
it over. Yeah. I thinkwhoever wrote, whoever wrote the desperately unfunny
comment that viral essay, who whoeverdid that is just you know, the
one looking fat some somebody. Idon't know if the magazine let me just
look. Was it like it wassome vanity something like that hold on Mary
Short article? Well, I say, we don't buy or buy who buy
(04:13):
magazine? Who buys a magazine?We don't go online and read this magazine
just because of this guy? Really? Oh wow, I don't know,
but it's late slate. Slate whywe keep putting up with Martin Short is
the name of the article, Becausehe's fucking hilarious. Yeah, that's why
he's a treasure. He is speakingof treasures. Oh, what was that
(04:34):
was that, Martin Short? What'sthat was that? Martin Short? I
thought you drops? I thought youplayed a drop or something. Oh,
I didn't play anything. The guy'sname is Dan coy Ko. I s
I don't know, but and thenI remembered three. Amigosh, Like that's
how people like when we were kids, That's how people would find each other
(04:55):
in movie theaters or any place whereit was quiet. We'd be like,
you know, not no, no, nope, not uh speaking of treasures.
I heard this Patriots fan being interviewedover the weekend, and I just
(05:17):
cracked up at the fact that somebodythis old that's been to this this many
games, forty forty some super Bowls. This guy's been too Why is still
going? I mean, I've givenup going to live games. I'm just
too comfortable watching it and high deafon a big screen TV. This guy
(05:39):
is ninety six. I've been oldsince nineteen eighty six, but it's coming
here before that. I'm not tooold for you. I'm not always hitting
on the women. She is amI too old for Brent? But some
of the things that happened after youwasn't the Super Bowl show up and watching
(06:02):
the team? All right? SoI had to listeners a couple of times.
I bet you did. What he'ssaying is is that he's he's got
a bone to pick with Brady becausehe didn't go to the White House when
they celebrated the team victories. He'ssaying that's is that what he's saying.
That's what he's saying. But manif I remember that and the rest of
the team, but he's not hereto see Tom Brady or check out the
(06:25):
women. He's here for the game. I love quit Bob. Who doesn't
love football? God? I justhope I can get up out of a
chair at ninety ninety six. That'scrazy, That's incredible. Okay, anybody
have anything else? I want togo to bits Monday. I just find
it ironic that Kevin's not here.I'm just kidding. Yeah, Kevin's not
(06:49):
here today and going on right nowas we speak is seven competitors are hoping
to get the title of laziest citizenin the country, I'm sorry, in
the world. The resort village ofBresna in northern Montenegro is holding a laziest
Citizen contest where these seven people thatremain have been lying down for twenty days
(07:13):
and counting. They have not gottenup. They haven't stand, haven't stood.
If you stand up, you're immediatelyeliminated. They do give them ten
minute bathroom breaks every eight hours.Eight hours Jesus, yeah, but they're
they're laying down to prove their laziness. I just think it's and you know
what, the prize is only athousand bucks. A thousand bucks in eight
or ten bed sores. Yeah,imagine. I mean, I don't know
(07:36):
how long this is going to goon for, but they're already twenty days
in, so they've already smashed lastyear's record for laziest citizen in Montenegro.
Be doing work where you get paidmore than that, and nobody really knows
where Kevin is. That was Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather's Happy Ending Listen every
weekday morning five ten for more onone hundred point seven WCLX, and I'm
(07:59):
free you see not
It's Carlson, Mackenzie and Heathers.We are we rolling woling Monday. Oh
what a what a Monday. Yeah, from the moment, you're all caught
up now, Kenny, because youwere like spinning your wheels there feeling like
you're caught up for this show.Still got some d some work to do
(00:22):
on the night show and some spotsto cut and yeah, this is a
busy day. And then I gotto somehow get out of here by eleven
twenty so that I can get overto be you packing up boxes for the
Greater Boston Food that's a nice thingyou're doing nine to eleven Day of Remembrance
along with AmeriCorps. The Greater BostonFood Bank does such great job. So
all that food that gets donated,it's got to get packed up before it
(00:45):
gets shipped out. So that's whatwe're nice today. Eight hundred volunteers are
expected to pack that place. That'sa pretty good turnout. And I thank
you for representing the Carlson represent show. Yes, yes, oh I'm all
decked out in ZLX gear today.Absolutely. Heah. They're this Martin short
thing that came up over the weekend. I love him. Oh, I'm
sorry before I discussed Martin Short,I have to start the show. I
(01:10):
have to begin the show first,and then we'll get back to Martin Short.
Okay, you've been happy ending podcastfree for a couple of days.
You're ready to get back at itall right, And I got plenty built
up from the weekend. Let's getit going. Three two. See you
see what soft food will duty?Yeah, that I thought I had.
(01:32):
It was a little soft. Itwasn't very usual. Duck quack. No,
it wasn't. You know, you'dexpect something bigger after building up for
the weekend, you know. ButI was eating soft food all weekend because
my wife can't eat anything else butsoft food, so I joined her.
I didn't want to feel left out. Why eat, you know, like
wings or something. You know.So, yeah, Martin Short and Steve
(01:56):
Martin, they've taken criticism over theyears about their comedy, about their stand
up comedy. I love them.I think they're acting or I don't know
who's criticizing him, Well, thisperson, so I don't know he rates
for what's the I don't even knowwhat the magazine. I don't even know.
All I know is he just he'shad it with Martin Short and he
(02:19):
says he's over the top and it'suncomfortable to watch him, and I'm like,
don't fucking watch him? Then,yeah, what the rest of us
national treasure the man they he's Imean he even brought up things like,
uh, father of the Bride,you know, like when he plays that
part, like I love that theblue tuxato. I love Martin Short.
I loved him as the Cat inthe Hat. My kids were watching The
(02:39):
Cat and Hat on PBS right whenthey were real little, and I was
like, oh my god, youguys, get a little bit of Martin
Short. He was great. That'sfantastic. He was he Uh. I
mean Saturday Night Live is all thosegreat characters he had grimly and I mean
he did that Jim Andy Glick afterthe fact. Remember he did like this
character where he was interviewing celebrity,right, he was hilarious, not awesome
(03:01):
on Only Murders in the Building andsteals till it's all over and then I'm
going to watch them all. Hesteals that show and Martin Steve Martin's on
the show with him, and well, that Only Murders in the Building is
what I was going to bring upabout Martin Short because my daughter and her
husband told me to watch that showbut to hang in there. So I
(03:23):
watched the first three episodes of OnlyMurders in the Building and I'm like,
why am I watching this? Itsucks? And then Martin Short appeared in
episode four and he took over.Yeah, he takes over that show and
it's hilarious. Yeah, it's Imean, that's how can you not appreciate
a guy that can come into ashow that's already had three episodes and take
(03:46):
it over. Yeah. I thinkwhoever wrote, whoever wrote the desperately unfunny
comment that viral essay, who whoeverdid that is just you know, the
one looking fat some somebody. Idon't know if the magazine let me just
look. Was it like it wassome vanity something like that hold on Mary
Short article? Well, I say, we don't buy or buy who buy
(04:13):
magazine? Who buys a magazine?We don't go online and read this magazine
just because of this guy? Really? Oh wow, I don't know,
but it's late slate. Slate whywe keep putting up with Martin Short is
the name of the article, Becausehe's fucking hilarious. Yeah, that's why
he's a treasure. He is speakingof treasures. Oh, what was that
(04:34):
was that, Martin Short? What'sthat was that? Martin Short? I
thought you drops? I thought youplayed a drop or something. Oh,
I didn't play anything. The guy'sname is Dan coy Ko. I s
I don't know, but and thenI remembered three. Amigosh, Like that's
how people like when we were kids, That's how people would find each other
(04:55):
in movie theaters or any place whereit was quiet. We'd be like,
you know, not no, no, nope, not uh speaking of treasures.
I heard this Patriots fan being interviewedover the weekend, and I just
(05:17):
cracked up at the fact that somebodythis old that's been to this this many
games, forty forty some super Bowls. This guy's been too Why is still
going? I mean, I've givenup going to live games. I'm just
too comfortable watching it and high deafon a big screen TV. This guy
(05:39):
is ninety six. I've been oldsince nineteen eighty six, but it's coming
here before that. I'm not tooold for you. I'm not always hitting
on the women. She is amI too old for Brent? But some
of the things that happened after youwasn't the Super Bowl show up and watching
(06:02):
the team? All right? SoI had to listeners a couple of times.
I bet you did. What he'ssaying is is that he's he's got
a bone to pick with Brady becausehe didn't go to the White House when
they celebrated the team victories. He'ssaying that's is that what he's saying.
That's what he's saying. But manif I remember that and the rest of
the team, but he's not hereto see Tom Brady or check out the
(06:25):
women. He's here for the game. I love quit Bob. Who doesn't
love football? God? I justhope I can get up out of a
chair at ninety ninety six. That'scrazy, That's incredible. Okay, anybody
have anything else? I want togo to bits Monday. I just find
it ironic that Kevin's not here.I'm just kidding. Yeah, Kevin's not
(06:49):
here today and going on right nowas we speak is seven competitors are hoping
to get the title of laziest citizenin the country, I'm sorry, in
the world. The resort village ofBresna in northern Montenegro is holding a laziest
Citizen contest where these seven people thatremain have been lying down for twenty days
(07:13):
and counting. They have not gottenup. They haven't stand, haven't stood.
If you stand up, you're immediatelyeliminated. They do give them ten
minute bathroom breaks every eight hours.Eight hours Jesus, yeah, but they're
they're laying down to prove their laziness. I just think it's and you know
what, the prize is only athousand bucks. A thousand bucks in eight
or ten bed sores. Yeah,imagine. I mean, I don't know
(07:36):
how long this is going to goon for, but they're already twenty days
in, so they've already smashed lastyear's record for laziest citizen in Montenegro.
Be doing work where you get paidmore than that, and nobody really knows
where Kevin is. That was Carlson, Mackenzie and Heather's Happy Ending Listen every
weekday morning five ten for more onone hundred point seven WCLX, and I'm
(07:59):
free you see not
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