Real Sugar in Coke? Its About Time!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, baby, finally, finally,
Thank you RF Kennedy Junior, Thank you MAHA make America
healthy again. The pressure campaign finally worked. Coke is now
gonna have real sugar cane back in American and Canadian coke.

(00:26):
As many of you probably don't know, only in North
America ie year here in the United States and our
neighbor to the north, Canada, does coke or coke products
not use real sugar cane. They use this corn syrup,
this fructose corn syrup, which is sweet. They use it

(00:48):
because it's cheaper, but it's artificial, it's bad for you,
and it doesn't taste as good as the real sugar cane.
You go to Mexico or any country in Europe, or
anywhere in Latin America, or anywhere outside of the United
States or Canada, and you have a bottle of coke
or a can of coke, the taste is so much better.

(01:12):
Why because they don't use that artificial fructose corn syrup garbage.
They use real sugar, yes, sugar cane, and the taste incredible.
Now I'm Type two diabetic. I only drink diet coke
or coke zero but I'm telling you right now, when

(01:34):
they officially come out with the new coke with actual
sugar in it, Cooner Man is going to my local
grocery store and I'm gonna get myself a six pack.
That's right, six of those babies. Put them in my fridge,
have a nice and cold, and now I'm gonna crack
them open, one by one and it's gonna be pure heaven.

(01:59):
I have had coke in Europe when I go visit
family in Croatia, for example, or when I visited France
and Austria and other places. The real thing with actual sugar,
it is divine, it is. It tastes so good. It
is the best thing you could ever drink on earth.

(02:20):
A little ice, maybe a twist of lemon or lime perfection.
To Robert F. Kennedy Junior, God bless you, and to
the Coca Cola Company, what took you so freaking long?
My friends, happy days are here again. Donald Trump delivers

(02:44):
again real sugar in the original Coca Cola. My friends,
did I just die and go to heaven? I don't
want to wake up. I don't want to wake up.
We did it, and I can't wait to have a coke.
This coke is on me, baby,