Impostor in the White House

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's time for Cooler's call log, where we showcase our
favorite color from the week.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I can hear you, can you hear me? Thanks for
holding Roy?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well, you're not gonna like what I'm gonna say. But
the guy it's presently sitting in the White House is
Donald Trump? Is not the real Donald Trump. How tall
is the real Donald Trump? Yet? How tall is he?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Roy? You think there's an impostor in the White House? Yes?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
How tall is the real Donald Trump?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Six four something like that?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's correct. A guy sitting in the White House now
is about five foot ten and you'll primarily see him
sitting down after this phone call. You'll probably continue to
see him sitting down since the White House listens to
these calls on your show. But anyway, that is not
Donald Trump. That Donald Trump it's in the White House
right now works for the Roth Chiles and the Shabbah Roy.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
What happened? What happened to the real Donald Trump?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Not a laughing matter. A real Donald Trump hasn't been
seen since the month of June at the G seven
conference in Canada. That's the last time the six foot
three inch Donald Trump was seen. Why because the real
Donald Trump is now dead, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
My you ye, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Be here every weekday on the Cooner Report between six
and ten am, and next week it could be you
on cooner's call log.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Please don't be a stranger. Call again.