Stay Out of Michael's Business

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's time for Coooner's Call Log, where we showcase our
favorite caller from the week.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I can hear you? Can you hear me? Thanks for
holding Michael. I'm originally from New Hampshire. I got educated
up in New England and retired down here in Florida,
where I got a medical marijuana card. And you know,
I experimented with marijuana my whole life, basically from boarding
school on thanks to the grateful Dead. And what I

(00:30):
learned as soon as I graduated and had to pay
my own bill was there's a time and place to
do it. If I get home at seven thirty at night,
I'm happy to smoke a bomb. But at six o'clock
in the morning, I have to be out the door
and I have to perform. And what I do behind
closed doors is like music, religion, and sex. What I

(00:52):
do on my own time belongs to me. If I
owe a company ten hours a day, that's what they
should be teaching. As I told my fifteen year old
at the time she got caught, you know, using cannabis,
and I had to have that parent to child conversation
that some of it's had to have. Look, it's gonna
make maths really hard for you. If you're at a

(01:12):
party on Saturday night, that's one thing, But if you're
stoned at school, it's gonna make algebra really, really tough.
I'm here to tell you by experience because.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I got stoned and went to algebra class for accounting
a one on one and it was a dumpster fire.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And then you know, if you're sober and your edge clean,
that's how I graduated.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I was gonna go to class before I got had.
Come on, I could have cheated and I could have passed.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
But I got had.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm taking the next semester and.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Be here every weekday on the Coooner Report between six
and ten am, and next week it could be you
on Cooner's call log.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Please don't be a stranger call again.