Dirty Little Secret: What do you do when your partner keeps stealing food off your plate?

“What do you do when your partner keeps stealing food off your plate… even after you told them not to?” In this laugh-out-loud edition of Dirty Little Secret, a caller from Louisiana shares a hilariously spicy strategy to protect his dinner from his wife’s wandering fork.
Tired of her ordering light and then diving into his meal, he’s taken matters into his own hands—by ordering the hottest dishes on the menu. Ghost pepper wings, extra hot curry, and chili oil galore. The twist? He doesn’t even like spicy food.
Key Moments:

• The caller’s clever “defense mechanism” against food theft.
• Candice and Poo weigh in on the age-old debate: Is it cute or just plain annoying?
• Billy can’t stop laughing at the phrase: “She smiles with that fork like it pays rent.”

Tune in now for a spicy, funny, and oddly heartwarming tale of food, love, and boundaries.
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