6/1/2026;“You May Be Wrong About Straws !

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
DFW. It's time to welcome Welcome Billy.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
The Kid, Berry the Kill.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Billy the Kid in the Morning, starring the one and
only Candice Lopez and producer Pooh Really a.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Kid in the Morning, Life.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
And logo Billy's a Kid in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Monday, Monday, Moine, okay, pe in the first of the month,
to welcome to June. It's makes one of two point
nine Billy the Kid. Candacelow Paz, it's your producer Pooh
is here. Good morning, Candace. How are you.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm good. We call this my Princess Birthday month my house,
that's right. Yeah, My birthday is the last day of June,
so all month, you know, it's my princess birthday month.
So I'm just letting you guys know we.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Are celebrating your birthday month, which used to get me angry. Yeah,
but now I appreciate life more good.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's the whole point.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
So when people want to celebrate their birthday month and
I'm like, hey, you know what do it?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Should I do this early? Candie?

Speaker 6 (01:01):
Help me.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Birthday?

Speaker 7 (01:05):
Thank you for your listeners. When is their birthday?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Happy birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah? Okay, so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Speaking of cute, you know what happened last night that
just really got me thinking. So and so was We
told him to clean his room and he was just
you know, delaying, delaying, coming up with excuses, complaining, you
know how eight year olds do. And so he was
messing around with our dog Brewster in the kitchen and
he was like, you know, Brewster was sitting on the
ground and he was like, oh, look, look what if
he could shake hands, you know, and just being you know,

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silly about it. And I was like, he can shake hands,
and SO was like what. I was like, here, take
the tree, tell him to sit and shake. And I
showed him this and you would have thought, I mean,
he had seen, you know, the most amazing thing in
his entire life.

Speaker 8 (01:52):
The way his eyes lit up and he smiled.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
But I realized, like when Brewster was doing tricks, he
was too little. That's we just don't do the tricks anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I know, I never really thought of that. So he's like, whoa.

Speaker 8 (02:02):
His mind was blown.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
You have the biggest smile on his face. Thought it
was like the most incredible thing he had ever seen.
That all stop, yeah, sit, shake, sit, shake.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
And I'm sure Brewster loved it too.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh yeah, full of treats.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
He's like, cool, why not?

Speaker 7 (02:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
You didn't know I could do this?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Bro? Check out?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, like Brewster just turned ten, Enzo turned eight, and
I just realized.

Speaker 8 (02:21):
Like we just once he learned the tricks and ins.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, I'm along.

Speaker 8 (02:24):
We just stopped doing the track.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
You got to do the tricks.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Poo can do that too, Get poo a tree. Watch
how excited I can roll over and do everything?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
He's really good about that.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well good. So you had a good weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah it was good. Played outside a lot. Yeah, just
kind of hung around since May Simber was over.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I saw you playing basketball.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Two days in a row.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Wow. Yeah, And you know what, let me tell you
how excited I am speaking of playing. Uh you know
what's back? What hacky sack?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
It is?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
So my son has a hacky sack and I'm like, whoa,
you your hacky sack. He's like, yeah, you know, you
can't even find these because all the kids are doing them.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Whoa?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
And I'm like, wait, what hacky sack is back? You
can't even find hacky sacks because all the kids are
hacky sacking. Remember hacky sack?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I remember that you didn't do it for too long.
Isn't that the point of the game to pass it
around without it hitting the ground?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah? Of course.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
So my son and I were doing that all weekend.
I forgot how much, like I don't know what. When
you're a kid, you don't realize how it is. Why
am I gas from hackey sack? It's a good workout.
You should have brought it up here. I should, but
he stole it, you know. I took my hacky sack,
so that was kind of cool. Producer put what's upbut.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
You I woke up Saturday morning to my fourteen year
old Brendan doing something and I was like, man, you
can't be my son working. Okay, you know on Saturday morning,
what's the.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Thing to do?

Speaker 5 (03:44):
You eat a big bowl of cereal? Right, guess what,
sirius when you were little, When you're little. I come
in the room and I'm like, what are you doing.
He's like nothing, he has a big bowl of cereal.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Of kicks, yes, sir, No, no.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Ma'am, what are you doing. I let him buy his
groceries the other day. Why did you even buy chicks?
And I didn't even pay attention he was out of
here buying kicks, and I was like, what are you doing?
Who told you about this? He's like, oh no, I
just wanted to try him out. I like him.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
No sugar, no nothing to just straight up kicks, nastiness,
cardboard serial. I was like, so, come on, what happened
to fruity pebbles or frost legs. I don't like those.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I like these fruity pebbles are so bad for you, though,
but my son loves the milk. I know that's a reward.
It's so good. It's so good, so bad, so bad kicks.
I was like, you can't be my son. Speaking of eating,
I got so mad kicking off my weekend though. On Friday.

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This is just my luck because I go to Chipotle,
and first of all, Chipotle has gotten so expensive. Two bowls,
two balls, my sun and night over forty dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
How wow.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm like, I looked at receipt. It was like, first
of all, how because I guess, you know, you get
you get chips, you get you know, I mean, you
get some guawk, you get extra sauce. My son wanted
Queso two drinks. All of a sudden, anyway, we're in there,
and when I parked, I thought to myself, I don't know,
this spot seems a little small, but there's no parking,

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so I park. I see a woman park next to
me at Chipotle in Carrollton, right, and I'm like, that's
a tight squeeze. But I'm she got it. I guess.
When I get back to my car, my car says
to me detection, collision detection, And I was like, what
does that mean. I've never seen it do that on

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my screen.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's like, yeah, collision detected. So I'm like, what, So
I get out, go around my car. She hit my
car no and took off.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
So I find out when I get home. After I
look around, I'm like, oh, yeah, so I could definitely
see where she hit it. Oh yeah, she takes leaves.
I go back back up to Chipotle so I can
see if they have cameras. Yeah, Chipotle honestly could care
less what I have going on. And I was trying
to be nice about it, try not to be a Karen,

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but I'm like, can I just see your cameras? Like,
we don't have cameras out there, so I don't know
what to tell you. And I was like, okay. Oh,
and by the way, how to Shannon and Craig, who
are two listeners who are awesome. And I saw them
while I was being a Karen. They came up to
me and I was like, oh, they're so sweet, They're
so awesome, so nice to meet you, and I'm sorry
you met me when I was complaining to the Chipotle manager.

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I was like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm about to be
a Karen. She was like, oh, no, I get it.
Do it. They were so nice either way, So I
just have no luck.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Now, no, I get it. Same thing happened to me
last month. Are you serious of red paint on the
back of my car?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Did you file a police reporter?

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Now, no, she's not like that bad I know.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Mine is neither. But I was so annoyed. So then
I go to the Wells Fargo because I'm like, I
just don't want somebody to get away with this. I
go to Wells Fargo and I'm like, hey, you have
an ATM machine out there, the cameras pointing at a
place where my car was just here, and I'm a
Wells Fargo customer. The guy goes, you can call corporate.
I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, you don't
want let me just go home, but act like that

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and slam my head into a wall. Yeah, but whoever
did that, you'll get the karma.

Speaker 8 (07:15):
That's right, they will.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
You will get the karma some way, somehow, because now
I get to pay for my own car to get
fixed when you can't park.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Good morning. Let's start with Charlotte's Texas Top Stories on
the Tents with Billy the Kid in the.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Morning only on the new Mix one or two point nine.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I can't be slow pants. It's bright and early. Which
guy going on it is?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Well?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Jury selection starts today in the trial of Carmelo Anthony.
He's the nineteen year old accused of killing seventeen year
old Austin Metcalf last year at a Frisco track meet.
Jury selection is expected to last three days. No audio
or video recording will be allowed inside the courtroom. Only
nine members of the media will be able to watch,
but family members, attorneys and reps on both sides are

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under a gag order. But this is going to be
happening at the Collin County Courthouse in McKinney. It's expected
to be a very high profile trial as you can
imagine this was, you know, making national news last summer.
Carmelo Anthony is expected to claim self defense, but is
facing life in prison if convicted.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
So is it because there it's such a high profile
case that they don't want a lot of people in there,
or is it because they're miners?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I think so it might be a part of both.
But I think, yeah, there was so much you know,
going on on social media and misinformation and things happening
that they just said, you know, we're not doing this,
So we'll see what happens once they select a jury.
But I'll keep you posted for sure. And I don't
know if you guys heard about this, but NASA says
a fast moving fireball broke apart about forty miles above

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Massachusetts this weekend. The media released as much energy as
about three hundred tons of TNT. People on the ground
said they heard what sounded like a sudden explosion shaking
their home. There's also people saying they heard it as
far away as Delaware.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
What.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, so no reports of damage or injuries, but I feel.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
Like I'm hearing about meteors a lot more lately.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, I'm glad you said that because I thought I
was going crazy because I'm like, why do we always
the past couple of months. Yeah, I feel like there's
a lot of activity that normally I don't feel like
it's happening, or maybe it is and I'm just unaware.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, I feel like it's the same question about do
we just have like faster ways of communicating stories and
things that happened, And it feels like there's more same
thing with like crime, We're like, well, do we just
think that we have a way to hear about it more?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I think that is the case with crime, but this
kind of stuff, I feel like it happens more and more.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I didn't even This is gonna sound real stupid. I
never even saw meteor like move in the sky until here,
until I moved here, until about five years ago. No kidding, no, no, no,
it must have been ten years ago. And I was
going somewhere to Oklahoma, was driving up but don't ask
me why. Yeah, I was driving up there and I

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saw one. I was like, whoa, Yeah, s I was
with like made me feel so stupid about it?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
But was it like you felt like it was a
shooting star?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Isn't that what it is.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I never saw a shooting star until.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I don't know what the difference is ten years ago.
There's got to be a.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Difference, A big ball, a light.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, but you make a wish?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Did you make a wish?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
No, you're supposed to.

Speaker 9 (10:19):
Yeah, don't tell me what I'm supposed to do that?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Why?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Why is the funniest thing? Why is the visual and poo?
Seeing a shooting star making a wish the funniest thing?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Just closing his eyes like.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Making imagined poo. Just oh, there's a medior own. Stop,
pull over, pull over, close my eyes and make a
wish real quick.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, get out of here with that.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Also, guys, this YouTuber got banned from six Flags Parks
for life after he posted a video online eating McDonald's
chicken nuggets on a ride. The video shows him stuff
in a ten piece box of nuggets into his pants
and then eating seven of them on the Millennium Force
crotch point.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Nobody wants to crotch nuggets? Eww you doing?

Speaker 9 (11:14):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah? The park said this violated their rules for you know,
saying they have zero tolerance for inappropriate and unsafe behavior,
that their policy strictly prohibits all loose articles on rides,
including food that can become a choking hazard.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Good bannam, Yeah, yeah, what are you doing? See just
everybody trying to do things for attention, right, ban them?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
You're eating nuggets on a roller coaster. What's the point
shoving them into your crotch? Congrats? It doesn't even take
talent to do. Anybody can eat a crotch nugget, That's true.
Anybody can do that.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I can't argue with you.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
And he got attention for it. This what drives me
crazy about twenty twenty six. Crotch nugget. Guy's getting attention now, Yeah,
and now he thinks he's famous.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, but he's not going to be able to ride
the new roller coaster at six lags over Texas if
you wanted to. I know, what was it worth it?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I hope good. I'm glad he's banned. Yeah, and he
should be banned from McDonald's and never be able to
order chicken nuggets again too.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
They probably love him. They probably should have given him
free nuggies for life.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Well if that was Seepooh, and I you really want attention,
you have me smuggle the Nuggets in Okay and then
baby Burden to poo.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
That's what those shoulders are, all right, I can slow fans.
Those are your Texas sub series.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
If it's mixed one O two point nine A Billy
Kid Candae low Pez producer Pooh. It's gonna be hot today,
high around ninety four with a lot of sun, pretty
much like yesterday, So get ready for that rain by
Wednesday though. Just to heads up, all right now, if
you want these Bents and Boon tickets, we got them
all week. Let's do it for first caller of the day.
Who's this?

Speaker 4 (12:42):
My name is Eric? Eric.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Eric?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Where you from? I'm then Richardson? Oh good man, what's
going on with you?

Speaker 7 (12:46):
Eric?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
What was your weekend?

Speaker 7 (12:47):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
My weekend was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I like your voice. You have a very you have
a very proper, very professional voice.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
You're very welcome to think of it as having a Hey, Eric,
guess what you're calling number one? Congratulations? Wonderful news. Yeah, awesome, Eric,
You're awesome. That was unexpected. Well, hey, thank you so much.
You got tickets to go see Bens and Boon.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Eric.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
What you got going on this morning? You're going to work.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
I work from home, so yes, I'm sort of already
at work.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
You're already there? Well, awesome, Eric, Thank you man. We
appreciate you listening for real, and have a great day.
Don't work too hard, thank you. I will very professional voice.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Don't you like that?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, wonderful news. Give me your most professional voice.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Cannis Press two for English.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh wow, that was really good. Boom, what about you? Please?

Speaker 5 (13:37):
Hold?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
That's all I know. All right, let's keep trying realer
fake news. Right now, we got three headlines. You gotta
tell me which one is the fake story? Out of
the three, reealer fake news. One of these stories is fake?
Are you ready? Here we go? First headline, eighty two
percent of pet owners would pick their pet over their partner.

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Eighty two percent of pet owners would pick their pet
over their partner. Wow, that is headline number one. Headline
number two, A man in Florida was caught outside a
taco bell with his chimmy choga out. Oh my god,
a man in Florida. I can't take this today. A

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man in Florida was caught outside a taco bell with
his chimmy choga out. It's not good, all right? Headline
number three, New York man named Okay, so immature. New
York man named Hugh Jazz takes police out a fifteen

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mile chase. Okay, headline number three, I'm sorry, I'll get
it together. I apologize. I need to be more like
Eric and professional. I should have had him read this.
New York man named Hugh Jass takes police fifteen mile chase.

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Those are your three headlines right there? All right, three headlines.
You gotta tell me which one is fake? Which one
is the fake story? They all sound fake, yeah they do,
but they're not. Only one of them is fake. Candis,
do you want to go first? You want to pass
it to Lepoo?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Poo, I'm gonna go first today. Just lock me in
for that last story. Please?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
You think that's fake? Yeah, you don't think there's someone
named Hugh jas No, all right, let's say lock it in,
Lock it in, lock it in. All right, there you go,
it's locked in. I'm pretty sure, poo, which one do
you think is the fake story? With that second story,
Florida man was caught outside with his Jimmy Chonga Jimmy

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chong ga. All right, sure you want to lock that in?

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Lock it in?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Let's lock that in, locked in, and the winner today
is starting the week off with a dub Candael pass
goh here all right, yes, correct, Cannis. The fake story

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was New York man named Hugh. Yes, it takes police
on a fifteen mile chase that was made up by
yours truly just being ridiculous and silly. Thank god, that
is a fake story, because God, I couldn't do it.
Although it sounds like it could have happened in Florida,
you never know. All right, Let's get to the real stories,
the real stories. This honestly kind of shocked me. I

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was trying to throw you off because I thought this story,
I mean, might be fake. Eighty two percent of pet
owners would pick their pet over their partner. Okay, this
is a real survey they did. They pulled some company
polled twenty nine hundred gen z and millennial daters across
the country to see how pets fit into their love lives.
And the research shows that eighty two percent of the

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would choose their pet over their partner if they had
to decide.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
That's a lot like for life, for going on a walk,
for what.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
If you made him pick? If you're not hey, you
gotta pick me. I mean, I would I know, my
dog my germanship or trigger over everyone. Oh sorry, I'm
just gonna let you know right now. Yeah, I'm not
if some if a if a partner made me choose.
First of all, you're crazy, and I.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Thought, yeah, that's not cool.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I think they would because they know where they're going,
not happening out the door. If you're married, obviously, I mean,
and you're very happy, and yeah, I can't picture this happening, right.
That shows you how many relationships are struggling.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, that.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
Wild.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
All right, Let's get to this story because it's real.
A man in Florida was caught outside a taco bell
with this chimmy chonga out. I love Florida. I mean,
I love Nothing's better than Texas to me. But if
I'm moving anywhere, I'm going to Florida.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's a good show.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
It is a show. So this guy, twenty twenty eight
year old man Florida man named Brandon Brandon Irizari. He
was arrested last Thursday after he exposed himself at a
taco bell. It's unclear what he was up to, but
the Sheriff's office jokingly said in the report that his
chimmy chonga was out. I love that the police are

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the ones.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Who said this.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I mean, that's a good way describing it.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, you can't have a sense of humor if you're
a cop in Florida.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, like you know what's going on. I can't say,
you know, he pulled it out, and so I'm want
to say chimmy chonga. Either way, this guy had a
lot going on. It was strange enough that that happened,
but he was just in the taco bell or right
outside the door doing this. So he had multiple pairs
of pants pulled down. Well, this guy has multiple pairs
of pants on, which is a lot. And then the

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weirdest part about the story is the guy had a
backpack on with a live fish in the back. What
so he had like a live fish in a bag.
Then I don't know if this was his pet or whatever,
but the fish was alive. The cops named the fish
Baja Blast and adopted him. So if you're curious, the

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fish is doing great, which thankfully I'm good with that.
So isn't that a weird story? What is this guy doing? Yeah,
he's outside of a taco bell, He's got his pants
down in the pet Fish multiple doesn't he say he
might have more than two? What is happening in life
when you have that many pants on? What's going on
over there?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I still wish the Hugh Jazz story was real hard.
I gotta be honest. I love you never heard of that?
You ever called people back in the day, Candice, and
like use a bunch of fake names?

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Or no?

Speaker 8 (19:41):
Probably so back in the day.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I mean Enzo has a car that's from the Cars movie.

Speaker 8 (19:45):
And his name is hauling gas.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Oh, I get it. Yeah, we used to call people
all the time al alcoholic or wh oh of course
the classic ben Over Bendover. Sure, there's a Phil Phil.
You don't Phil, No, Phil McCracken. That's right, there's a

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film McCracken. Who else is there?

Speaker 6 (20:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
My favorite one was Drew and he has he has
a middle initial. Yeah, there's a Drew Drew middle named
Pete or middle initial pay Wiener? God, what you don't know? No,
don't you don't know Drew p Wiener? No, No, No,
he's a real person. Nixx one on two point nine,

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Good morning billing a kid, Candice Loan passes your producer,
who is here? We get a dirty little secret coming
up at seven thirty? Get ready for that? Uh? This guy,
it's an interesting one dirty little secret today. I'll just
say this. It's an older gentleman who is keeping a
secret from his daughter and his wife.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
That's all I'm gonna say. Seventh thirty. It's a good one,
very good one. It's gonna make you think too, Like, Okay, okay,
you know I'm a loser. You know what I did
over the weekend. I watched reruns of The Spelling Bee
week Yes, yeah, we want to talk about feeling like
an absolute loser. I'm watching a bunch of fourteen year
old kids that can spell better than me. But I'm

(21:17):
like thinking, who's the best speller on this show? I'm like,
who is the I think I know because I think
I'm a pretty decent speller. Yeah, but I don't think
I'm the best. I think that would go to Candice
slow Paz for sure.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Okay, I think I was decent, but now autocorrect. Sometimes
I just just does it for me.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, then it would be me.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Then it would be pretty no no, no, no, hold on,
should we do you before me?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
The first annual and last annual Billy the Kid Show
Spelling Bee.

Speaker 8 (21:47):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, you think you're better than me and spelling? Interesting?
I think I could. I don't even think I'm a
good speller. I just think I'm better than pooh.

Speaker 8 (21:55):
I think I'm all right.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Okay, well, I'll tell you this. I looked up the list.
There's a list of the most misspelled words across America. Oh, so,
why don't we start with like five and we'll work
our way to number one?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Okay, you know what?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Actually, though, these are so easy, I mean, are they?
I don't know? Yeah, five is really easy. You know what?
The number five most misspelled word in America is what tomorrow?

Speaker 7 (22:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
But that charge me up?

Speaker 8 (22:22):
How many ms?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
How many are go ahead? Tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (22:25):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Man?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Uh t O M O R R O.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
W exactly you win.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I'm typing though, Okay, Kenn, it's all right.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Let me ask poo though. The fourth most misspelled word,
fourth most misspelled word America is business. Pooh, can you
spell business? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:44):
B uh b wait hold on b u s I
N E s S.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
It took you a minute, though, I know I did
because I had to sign it out. Number three most
misspelled word in America Candi slowpez spelled spell through through through?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Which version of through? Use it an as sentence? Please?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I am through with pooh t h R O U
g h the job Cannis. I don't know if poo
would have got that right if you use it an
a sentence, I would. But the number two most misspelled word,
I'm like, how are people misspelling this? Favorite?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Oh? Okay? This one always trips me up because my
laptop I bought in Canada and it always changes the
spelling for me.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Okay, Oh, I know what you're saying. Yeah, pooh spell
favorite f A v O F A v O R
I t E okay? The job candis the most misspelled
word is to you the most misspelled word in America
number one, And if you get this, you win. I
don't know why. Yeah, bougie bogie bougie candislope pants.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
B O U g I E Wow? Is that right?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yes? Congratulations the winner the first and last annual Bailly
the Kids Spelling. You know what word I always get
tripped on is like certain states?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Is that weird? Like Hawaii?

Speaker 8 (24:15):
Well, because you just never like write them like.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Why would I ever write Hawaii?

Speaker 7 (24:19):
Right?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
You use the abbreviation right, Like.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Do you know how to spell Hawaii?

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Bill?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah? H a w a ah.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Okay, it's my favorite state.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
So yeah, okay, yeah, that's true, it's your favorite. But
is there a word you get tripped up on? Cannis?

Speaker 8 (24:34):
Probably? Yeah, I mean Massachusetts.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
That's just about to say Massachusetts.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
How many s?

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Is?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
How many?

Speaker 7 (24:40):
First?

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Don't swear on the show? You said in a little funky.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
But that's okay, Massachusetts.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
I could spell that. Go ahead, spell at Cannas.

Speaker 8 (24:49):
M A S s A.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Shoot, m A S S A c h you I
have to write it down.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
Hang on, poo, spell Massachusetts m A S S Massachusetts
m A S S A c h U s E
T T s chusets.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, Massachusetts. That is correct. Wow, look at good johnso,
oh my gosh, he's so smart. You want to know
the miss most misspelled word in Texas? They have it
down by state. They do the most misspelled word in Texas.
The word we misspell the most?

Speaker 8 (25:28):
Is it barbecue?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
No? No, okay, how will we misspell that?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
First of all, that's just b b Q. That's a
he spelled out. It's recycle.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Oh recycle really?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well spell it.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Pooh okay, uh sorry r E C Y C l E.
Recycle that is incorrect?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
What is it? Recycle? R E that?

Speaker 6 (25:51):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Who You're wrong? How is it wrong? I just want
you to be wrong? Okay, sorry?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Jesus Stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid in the.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Morning only on the new Mix one two point nine.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
You have another chance to go to Disney World on us.
We're gonna do that at seven forty. We do it
on the forty, so make sure you listen it to
win pretty much all day long. Cannice Lopez, what is
going on over there?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Well, lots of sun today. We're gonna get up to
ninety eight degrees today. The heat index could be as
high as one to two to start off the month
of June. So just the heads up.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
I can't believe it's June first. Gonna be hot out.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, very hot. And Southwest Airlines is rolling back it's
controversial customer of size policy, so they will once again
allow gate agents to give free seats to passengers who
need more space when an adjacent seat is available, rather
than requiring.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
Them to buy a second ticket.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
In advance. They are saying, if no seats next to
each other are open, they may be rebooked on a
later flight, although the airline still recommends buying an extra
seat ahead of time, and they are offering refunds when
it's possible. But that was like a big deal a
while back when they made that customer of size policy.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
I feel so bad for people who have to deal
with that, right, I mean, you know, nobody wants to
be overweight. Yeah, and if you're traveling, it's already awkward.
I just feel bad people are putt in that position.
So many people are so like hardcore about it. Well
they like lose.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Weight, right, Yeah, it's not that easy.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Always that easy. But I mean if the seat's next
to you, of course they shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Right, just give a ten for free. Move people around,
like make people as comfortable as you can with what
you have, you know what I mean. There's I feel
like sometimes I end up and there's a whole row open.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Well you're mini though, too, well yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
But still someone could be using that space.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
You're so lucky though when traveling.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, no, it is one of the perks to being small.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, Like you go, you going down the island. You're like, okay,
fourteen A and then you see canvas there, You're.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Like, yes, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I'm getting the arm rest. I'm not having anybody spill
over on me. Yeah, I'm going down the aisle fourteen being.
I see pooh and I'm like, damn, they're learning to
be touching elbows, right, he and him, we're going to
be rub and elbows. Who knows what else is going on.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
For sure with tall people. And then their knees are
just like in your space.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yes, yeah, totally man spreading. Yes, I hate when guys
do that, right.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
This new study says Dallas is among the priciest World
Cup host cities for short term rentals, with nightly rates
averaging just over two hundred and fifty dollars. Prices in
Dallas are ten percent above the tournament average, but Houston's
average was about one hundred and sixty three dollars per
night for some of these short term rentals, and then
Mexico had the most budget friendly accommodations. Some of them

(28:39):
are as cheap as eighty nine dollars a night. Yeah,
World Cup starting in just ten days. Our first match here,
of course, is on June seventeenth, and this new study
says adults who add a daily serving of fruit juice
or a smoothie are more likely to feel happier and
report fewer symptoms of depression. Scientists say part of the
reason could be how sugar affects the brain, but that

(29:01):
the sweet flavors triggered dopamine. This study was focused on
people who aren't getting enough fruits and veggies, so they
say it not only boosted overall fruit intake, but also
improved their mood. And I'm like thinking about my kid,
Like he gets so happy when he just grabs a
juice box.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Well kind of juice box does he grab him?

Speaker 8 (29:17):
Well, like apple juice.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
But like real apple juice.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Well I say that because half the time I don't
even know what we're drinking. Like you have to look
so hard to figure out if it's real juice or not.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
No, definitely, Look, look, it'll tell you a percentage.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
It will, okay, so because it'll say real juice. And
I'm like, oh cool, real juice.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Some of them saying zero percent juice, zero percent fruit juice.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Right, and it's made from real concentrate, right, Well, what
is that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I don't know what's going on? Is okay? Let me?
Is this real Capri sons? No? I love them, They're not. No,
I was kidding. What about those little barrel drinks?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
No, God, definitely not.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
What's real?

Speaker 8 (29:59):
Well, I mean you gotta look and see make your.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Own what kind of you have, Candace?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Well, I use the Honest brand is honest?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I heard that's not honest anymore?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Who knows?

Speaker 8 (30:07):
Nothing's honest anymore.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Unless you're out your squeeze in your own oranges?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, what you should do.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
And even those have passed?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
O my gosh, real quick, guys. Did you see Britney
spears latest Instagram post like she is speaking of fruit juice?

Speaker 6 (30:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
She posted another dance video in front of the pool
and the caption was weird though, because no one has
any context for this caption that said, when I moved
out of the country for a while, I changed my
name for some reason.

Speaker 8 (30:34):
The mean girl stopped laughing.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I miss it there.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Wait, she moved out of the country.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, remember she moved Was it Mexico? I think for a.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
While Britney Spears in Mexico. That's wild, Adam, So what
did she change your name? To I don't know, oh, River,
but didn't you chang the river?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yes, River Phoenix or something weird something well river something yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Spirit or River Spirit river dance. Remember her changing her name?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah, So maybe that's her way of saying when people
don't know who I am, they don't, they're not making
fun of me all the time.

Speaker 8 (31:06):
Are not so mean to me?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
I don't know, but there was no frame of reference,
and people are like, okay, red flags, welfare check right.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, you know, I don't know who she's talking about.
Just say who you're talking about, Brittany. Yeah, we're not
trying to be mean, we're just genuinely this point, I
can't even laugh at Brittany anymore.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
No, I'd love for her to make it like an
entire comeback and be well and healthy and performing and
selling out stadium same.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I want that to happen so bad. I want a
big comeback tour or here yes show with the Spear
where she's one hundred percent healthy and she's doing her
own thing and just I don't know if we'll ever
get that, but hopefully we do.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, I'll keep you posted. I'm Canda Slopez. Those are
your Texas top stories. Get it off your chest to
promiss you'll feel better.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Welcome to Dirty Little seaty.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Look giving away money, giving away Disney World vacation. We
got so much stuff going on today, the Disney World vacation.
If you want that, your shot to win is next.
I'm mixed one on two point nine. It's bail of
a kid, Canda slow pest producer, Pooh, thank you for
having a salm this morning. If you have a secret,
bring it anytime you want. Okay, we didn't have to
be doing Dirty Little Secret. If you like, I have
some time right now, I want to call up. That's fine,

(32:09):
just call up. We'll figure it out. Eight three three
seven eight seven one o two nine. But you gotta confess.
Get it off your chest. So what's going on? Ni?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I am John?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
What's going on? How are you? I?

Speaker 7 (32:19):
I'm good. I've got a secret that I haven't even
told my wife yet because I'm not sure how she's
gonna feel about it.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Okay, all right, that makes me nervous if wife he
doesn't even know, and we're going to know. So what's
your secret?

Speaker 7 (32:32):
Well, my youngest daughter is twenty one and her boyfriend,
who's twenty five. It came to me the other day,
a man, the man, and he asked for my permission
to marry her. Oh and yeah, my secret is I.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Told him no, oh you did.

Speaker 7 (32:52):
I know that's harsh, you know, but trust me, I
know as a father, I just couldn't say yes.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Why what's going on with him? You don't like him?

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Well?

Speaker 7 (33:02):
No, I like him. You know, he's a good kid,
you know. I mean, the guy works part time as
a bartender, and yeah, maybe he makes decent money. But
in my opinion, that's not stability, that's not a plan,
and that's not a husband material for my daughter right now.
So I just told him, if he wants to marry

(33:23):
somebody's daughter, especially mine, he needs to figure out his
career path and honestly grow up a little first.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
And okay, so you think that it's just he's not
he's not ready with his career path that he's in.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
So it's just not I mean reasonable.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I know. I know people who are bartenders for years
that make good money and that's just what they do.
And I don't know, I mean, but anyway, so she
wouldn't be too happy about this. But but you like him.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Yeah, I do, you know, honestly, I do.

Speaker 7 (33:54):
And maybe part of this comes from me watching my
oldest daughter make this exact mistakes. She got married young
after only being with the guy for a couple of years,
and now she's divorced with a toddler, trying to hold
everything together by herself. You know, you know, watching watching
one of your kids go through that, you know that

(34:15):
changes you think that. But the crazy part is, you know,
my youngest would say yes immediately if you ask her.
You know, she's in love with him, But they fight
all the time, and I just don't think they understand
what marriage actually is yet. That's where that's where I am,
And you know, I just figured I'm going to stop

(34:36):
it before it even happened.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I don't know if you did the wrong thing. I mean,
I'm not who's and I feel.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Like there's people out there who would probably be like
I wish my dad would have said that. I wish
someone would have told me I.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Was just about to say the same thing.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I mean, how many understand.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Obviously something right now? So I don't know if it's
because people.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Are rushing a lot of factors, Yeah, there's a.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Lot of factors, but people, there's so many people I
know who go even not me back in the day. Yeah,
I mean, I was just too young. I didn't know
what was going on. I thought I did. I wasn't
motionally mature, you know, for any relationship, much less a marriage.
So you stopped it.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
What did he do?

Speaker 7 (35:14):
Well? Honestly, he handled it way better than I expected.
You know, he said he understood, and he respected what
I said, and maybe in a few months we could
talk again if things changed. And I respect him.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
For that, I really do.

Speaker 7 (35:28):
Yeah, but I still haven't told my daughter or my
wife because I know they're both gonna think I'm being overprotective,
and maybe I am.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
You know.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
I can just see this train wreck coming from a
mile away, guys, you know, And if I can protect
her from making a life changing mistake too early, I
gotta do it. I just feel like I have to
do this.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
This is why I'm thankful I don't have a little girl,
because if I had a girl, I would be doing
the same thing. I don't care how to do. I'd
be like, nope, not yet.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Being married at twenty one, you steel like you're grown,
and yeah, you can do some certain things you couldn't
do before. But like you're still not even lived enough
to me, I know.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
But people back in the day would get married when
they were twenty and be together still.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Other than that, Like I see they would.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Get married at like eight. Yeah, it's like what is
going on? But it was different times, and it almost
makes me respect this kid more that he was like. Okay,
first of all, do people even do that? A lot
of people don't even ask for the dad's permission any more,
old school stuff. I don't think it's old. I don't
think that should be old school.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
No, I don't either.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
I love it. Yeah, right, so I would tell my
son before you do it. You're going to ask the father, Yeah,
get his blessing, but you never really think what if
he says no?

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Not like you said never, You didn't say not yet.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, I'm just saying not now.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah, just pump your brakes a little and it probably
honestly made you like this kid even more when he
handled it.

Speaker 7 (36:52):
Well, well, yeah, I have more respect for him now
than what we did coming into the conversation, for sure.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Well, then you tell you wife and your daughter that,
and I think they'll respect you.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I wouldn't tell daughter. Yeah, Well, I tell wife.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
I wouldn't tell daughter gonna rush out and let's say
let's go a lower because then she's gonna know too
that it's coming.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
So you can't well, you can't blow that, can you
tell them? I would tell.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Wife knew that no secrets that place in their relationship.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
She finds out, she canna be mad. Yeah, wife, she
just wants to be in the loop, you know. Yeah, Well,
let us know what happens. And yeah, I'm going to
ask people to see what they think about this because
it's it's an interesting secret. Good luck with everything, and
let us know what happens.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Oh, thanks, guys, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, did he do the right thing? Eight three three
seven eight seven one o two nine before we keep
off candas courch on mixed one on two point nine.
A lot of people have an opinion about dirty little
secret in this dad Who's secret? He called up and
said that his wife or his daughter don't know that
he told the boyfriend asked for his blessing to marry

(37:56):
his daughter, and he said no for a couple of different reasons.
One he said he was a bartender and he doesn't
feel like he's got his life together. One hundred percent,
and they fight a lot. So many women DM and
me going, I would be so mad, so mad if
my husband didn't tell me.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
So many guys saying he did the right thing, though,
including Jimmy, what now, man?

Speaker 10 (38:15):
I think that dad did just the correct thing. But
I also think that he should tell why Oh I
think that?

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (38:23):
I think also in this day and age, life's expensive,
and I think bartending's not going to be the one
thing that he needs to stick to if they plan
on having a family.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I mean, I don't think that that might necessarily be
the end all goal, but I think if this kid
has hey I'm bartending. Now here's my plan. If the
plan is okay, I'm not gonna say no because he's
a bartender and.

Speaker 10 (38:45):
And he's old school too.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
So yeah, yeah, it's right exactly.

Speaker 10 (38:49):
If I had a daughter, I think I'd be wanting
to do the same.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I probably would be too. Thank you, Jimmy, I appreciate it.
I mean the course Eric cast your dad.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah. Who have you ever asked a dad? You've never
You've never proposed anybody?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
No, have you really?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
I've asked like ten dads. But anyway, Cannas.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
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Speaker 1 (39:12):
Jay Cannas Court starts, now, hey, come on, let's go.
Why is this thing not work?

Speaker 3 (39:18):
There?

Speaker 6 (39:19):
All right?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
He's doing for Candace Court. It gets settled here with
Billy the kid in the morning.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
You gotta bring up bad memories, Candas. I was just
curious and it wasn't ten. It's been a few yeah,
and you know what's funny? You know the answer, right,
And she's just doing that to get me mad. Welcome
to Kandas Court. Oh yes, dad, and chill?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
How would I know?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
And chill for the honorable Judge Candis ol Pass Canas
Court starts right now, if you have an issue on
a problem, just hit up Candace. She'll solve your problem.
She also throw them in your face.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
At Candas on air, was I going to know if
you ask the dads or not?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
I assume because you've known me for twenty seven thousand yar, Yeah,
and you know I'm that kind of a guy who's
gonna be respectful and ask, right right? And they all
said yes, yeah, yeah, for sure. Daughter said yes all right.
At Candace on.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Air, what's the case today?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Okay, good, good question. It's a case of a bad friend.
Her name is Candace Love. No, I'm kidding. Okay, listen
to this this idea. My in law is just proposed
to my husband that they want to start this summer
a new tradition. I only know about this because my
husband told me so. They have decided they would like

(40:31):
their kids to spend one day with them every other weekend.
But here's the kicker. No grandkids or spouses are included.
Oh okay, wait, let me read that again. Yeah, so
the in laws want to They proposed to her husband
that they want to start something this summer where they

(40:52):
spend time with only their kids, no grandkids or no
spouses including so, she says, so this would be my
father in law, mother in law, my husband, and his sister.
Only they told him they just want to reconnect as
a family like they did when the kids were young.
I feel like my husband should tell them this is

(41:13):
not okay, but he said he would come. And now
we're continuing to argue about this. The first quote unquote
Family Day is coming up Sunday, and as it gets closer,
I get more upset or maybe I shouldn't be Candice
Court please help.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Wow, what I've never heard of this.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I've never heard of this either. So this is the
parents saying I want to we want to spend time
with their kids, but no grandkids and no spouses, so sorry,
you can't come.

Speaker 8 (41:46):
Yeah, that's so odd. Twice a month, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Every other weekend twice a month is that's crazy? What
are some other things that you would ever devote two
full days a month to away from your family like that?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
That's a lot of time. Yeah, people are busy, so
two weekends out of a month is a lot. I
agree your thoughts on this, Candie, What forget take the
time out of it, take the amount out of it.
Do you think it's okay for a family, you know,
in laws to ask to only hang out with their kids,
no grandkids and no spouses.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Ever, No, I feel like that chapter is over and yeah,
we're gonna grieve that because you know, we're older and
our family has expanded, which is a huge blessing.

Speaker 8 (42:26):
But you can't just say that, like if the wife's out.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Of town or the kids are doing something and you
want to be like, hey, just come over and let's
hang you know whatever, But to say you're not allowed,
You're not included.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah, don't you just kind of work out that time,
you know as organically, maybe right, Like you find a
time to spend with your parents, maybe just alone. Yeah,
that time is rare, though. I do see how it
would be rare when you have a family, But that's
because time is scarce.

Speaker 8 (42:53):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
And it's like even when you do have the extended
family over, like everyone splits off in the little groups
and you're still going to get a lot o time
with your kid, you know, you're adult kid at some point,
you know, without the spouse and grandkid.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
I never really thought about this. You're right, because my
son's only fifteen, so I don't have to. But I
feel like if I was a grandfather and one day
I hopefully that will be, it would be so weird,
Like I would want to see my.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Grandkids, right, why would you ever deny that time?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
I would want to see them. I would want to
see you know, his wife. Yeah, I hope.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Well, but maybe grandma and granddad are probably looking a
further in the future and they probably don't see themselves
being around too long.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
And I'm just saying they probably want to just like, hey, let's.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Reconnect and we start a depression. Is still that, you know,
we still got our family structure. But I just want
to recreate, you know, reconnect with my immediate family. So
I get that, but not like twie it sounds like,
but not like twice a month. I'd be like, no,
mom and dad month crazy, I ain't doing all that.
But yeah, we could do a family function, just immediate family, me,

(44:01):
my sister, mom and dad.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
You know, maybe go out to dinner or something like that.
But we're not about to do that twice a month.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
She's stuck at home on weekends of the days with
the kids.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Why as a man, I would say no. If I
was her husband, I'd be like and too successive. We
can do this once a year. Once a year's enough.
Otherwise my wife and kids are coming with me. What
are we doing? But that's just my thoughts. I don't know.
Maybe people do this, maybe they don't. Either way, it's
an issue on Cannis Court. Candis you have the verdict?

(44:34):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, Look, these in laws are guilty of being Sunday
hogging Hogan's I gave him my last name because you
can't guilt him into.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Ditchy his life is this Hull Hogan rest in peace? Yeah, exactly,
it's the whole Hogan family.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah, Sunday okay?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Doing And why do you assume it's a Sunday.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Well or Saturday hogging Hogan's It doesn't matter whatever day
it is, You're still hogging it. And it's not fair.
Why can't we.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Come okay, they are guilty food, They are guilty of beans.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Sunday hogging Hogen What.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
It's tough? Stories on the tens with Billy's the Kid
in the.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Morning only on the new Mix one two.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
You got another shot at this Disney World vacation that
is coming up at eight forty matter of fact shot
at one thousand dollars coming up next. Nice giving away
so much stuff, Canna Lopez, what is going on?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Well?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Jury selection starts today in the trial of Carmelo Anthony.
He's the nineteen year old accused of killing seventeen year
old Austin Metcalf last year. This happened at a Frisco
track meet. This is going to be a very high
profile trial. Jury selection is expected to last three days.
No audio or video recording will be allowed inside that courtroom,

(45:51):
and only nine members of the media will be able
to watch, but I do know that family members, attorneys,
and reps on both sides are under a gag order.
But this is going to be happening starting this morning
at the Collin County Courthouse there in McKinney. Carmelo Anthony
is expected to claim self defense, but is facing life
in prison if convicted. And this was a story that

(46:11):
just made national headlines at the end of last school year. Yeah,
just a tragic situation all around.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah, it's gonna be so hard to find an unbiased jury.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
I don't know how you find someone who hasn't heard
of it or thought of it or seen it on
social media. It was such a big deal with all
the misinformation that was out last summer.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Yeah, this is gonna be tough with social media nowadays
and the news and everything being in our hand. Yeah,
how do you find a fair.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Jer Yeah, that's a good question. I mean, I'll be curious.
I know the reporters and there are going to be
giving live updates, so we'll probably have an update later
this afternoon. And a YouTuber got banned from six Flags
Parks for life after he posted a video online eating
McDonald's chicken nuggets. On a ride. This video shows him
stuffing a ten piece box of nuggets into his pants

(46:58):
and then eating seven up on the Millennium Force there
at Cedar Point.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Nah, crotch nugget never. Oh no, No, I don't want
to get people like this any kind of fame. Right,
It's just like, okay, we get it, you did something.
It's everybody's trying to get famous nowadays for stupid things. Yeah,
and that's not even that talent. It's so what you
stuffed a ten piece down your pants, right and went
on a roller us. It doesn't even take talent.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
No, I mean the park says, you know, he violated
their rules, saying they have a zero tolerance for inappropriate
and unsafe behavior. Their policy is strictly prohibits all loose
articles on rides, including food that can become a choking hazard,
right of course.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
I mean, if you're gonna do something, do something crazier,
I actually don't. Yeah, I really don't do anything silly
and danger other people. Yeah, if I was gonna do this,
I'm gonna go up there with Pooh and I'm gonna
put like ranch in his belly button, and I'm gonna
I'm gonna dip the nugget in.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
There, But how are you gonna do that on this
thing that's going ninety three miles an hour point, It's
gonna be tough.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
You think eat and nuggets stuff, try to dip it
off Boo's belly button.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Seven of them and seven he ate seven nuggets on
this ride.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
All right, Well, six Flags of were Texas. Here we
come this summer challenge excepted.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
You will be immediately. Man, guys, a list of celebrity
hidden talents that just came out.

Speaker 8 (48:16):
So let me tell you some of the ones that
are on this list. Talent, Yeah, hidden talent.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
So Mark Ruffalo can ride a unicycle.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
I can't do.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
That's who's hidden talent.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Somebody said I looked like him the other day.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Really, yeah, I was like, I don't. I don't think
so maybe in like a certain picture, but in life, no,
I can see you know what I mean? Yeah, Angelina
Jolie apparently is a skilled knife thrower.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
We know that.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
That's kind of hot, is it? Yeah? Okay, unless we're
dating and she stabs me from across the room.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
That's a good point, all right. Justin Bieber's hidden talent,
he can solve a Rubik's Cuban under two minutes, so
can pooh. They told me, Yeah, I've seen Justin do
this before. It's been repressive.

Speaker 7 (49:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
When I first met him, he was doing, you know,
touring around radio stations and he brought it and we
challenged him and he did it.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
It was like easy.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Did he really it was a whole thing.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
I think it's just one pattern though, that's why.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
It's like if you do it, like there's a certain
pattern that you follow. If you do that enough, uh huh,
then it just falls back into place. That's what I heard.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
So you're saying it's easy.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I'm saying it's simple. I'm saying I could do it tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Let's get to one.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
And then Kim Kardashian was on the list. Apparently she
can tell if someone has a cavity just by smelling
their breath.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Okay, Kim, get out.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Of my mind.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Tell what kind of how do you find that? Out right?

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Ew, I'm not trying to smell nobody, mouse, nonst What are.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Your correct poop?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
You just sniff and mouth?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Yeah, that's weird, that's disgusting. I don't know. Yeah, she
can have that one.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
But come here, Kim and try it all right, I'm Cannaslopes.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Those are your Texas stop stories on Mixed one or
two point nine?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
What's hitting talent? Candas do a good question?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I feel like I would have one.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
I know, I feel like I would too, but I
can't remember what mine would be.

Speaker 8 (50:06):
Yeah, can you all do the taco?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
The tongue taco?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Everybody can do that.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Everybody can't. Everybody cannot do the tongue taco.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Can just go online right now on our Instagram, okay
and challenge people who can't just do that. All you
do is stick your tongue through a hole and it folds.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
No, I think there are people who can't do it.
Who I just made. You'll do the time talk.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I'm so happy, right, Oh my god, I'm so mad.
Let us know what you think.

Speaker 8 (50:34):
Here's today's hot take.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
I cannot wait to ask you this question. It's makes
one or two point nine. Billy the Kid, Canda, Slom
Pats producer Poo Disney World Vacation You're shot at? That
is coming up next. Okay. Somebody asked me this over
the weekend and I never thought it would turn into
such a heated debate because it's such a silly question.
But when they asked me, I thought, this answer is
so obvious. But then you'll ask people around you and
they'll say something different, and I'll be shocked. I'm gonna wait,

(50:59):
and I'm gonna see what you say, Cannis before I
see my answer in Pooh, Are you ready for this question?

Speaker 7 (51:03):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Does a straw have one or two holes? What a
simple question to me? Does a straw have one or
two holes?

Speaker 2 (51:18):
I think technically two?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Started? Are you and my son are the same person?

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Yeah? What do you mean to Well, there's the hole
that goes into the drink, and then there's the hole
at the top where you take the drink into your mouth.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
First of all, there's no top and there's no bottom.
Yeah there is, there's not because you could hold a
straw anyway, so there's no top or bottom.

Speaker 8 (51:38):
Well, when you're holding it straight up.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
There's a top and a bottom.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Maybe I drink sideways. No, it's one hole. One This
might be the only thing Poo and I ever agree on.
There's one hole. Canis it's one long hole? Yeah? Yeah,
but it's a hole and I hate the word hole.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Yes, but you need both holes for different reasons.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
But why do you need both holes?

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Because the way the straw works, you need one hole
to be in the liquid and one hole to be
the suction part.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
But the part of the hole that you're talking about
is still just part of the hole. It's just one hole.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Right, But but you're using like two No, no, kid,
would you.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Stick your straw in the drink? Right, it's some merge, right, yeah,
as soon as you suck on it.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
That's a horrible argument what I'm saying, even though we.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Agree, but they but but both sides have a different use.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
But let me let me ask you this though, if
you took that straw, look at your straw in your
fifteen cups that you have, Yeah, I see it next
to you right now. If you took that straw and
you smash that straw right down, it's one hole.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Well, I mean, if you're pouring something down that hole,
it's one hole. But if you're using it as a straw,
you need two holes.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
No, it's still one hole. Yeah, it's still one Okay,
let me ask let me ask this, what do you think?
What do you think the people thought if they did
a whole poll on this. What do you think the
results were?

Speaker 2 (53:07):
I think more people said two holes in one okay?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Well yeah, forty six percent of people said one hole okay,
forty seven percent said two holes I'm serious, and then
seven percent said they didn't know.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I'm actually more concerned by the seven percent who are
so confused or just I don't know. Maybe they're undecided, right,
but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
They need to one way or the other.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
To me, someoney asked me this question. I was so
annoyed by this question, so then I'm like, you know what,
of course I want to argue and I want to
be right, So I looked it up scientifically speaking, of course, yeah,
because I want to know mathematics tells us that a
straw has only one hole.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
The supporters of the two hole theory may not be
easily appeased, as we can see in those heated debates
on Reddit. It seems though there's enough proof to disregard them.
Mathematics says one hole. I'm not going to explain the
mathematics because I'm an idiot, but like a.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Hole in the ground to me is like one hole,
right because it ends right there. But I feel like
you're going through two holes. No, entering through one hole
and so so, so okay, an exiting through the other hole.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
All right, let me so wait a minute. No, I
don't So you're saying, if there's an exit, it's got
to be.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Two holes, right, Like a hole in the ground is
just one hole, because it's like the ground inside the hole.
But the straw doesn't have a ground.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
What is going on up there? But you're saying in
that sense, yeah, well no, because.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
What comes in the top hole and exits the bottom?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
What does it matter if there's still look at her,
it doesn't matter where anything goes. If it's still one hole,
it's one hole. What does a donut have?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Donut has one hole?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
According to you, there's two.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
No.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Could you suck something through a donut? No, yes you could.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
I don't think you could. I don't think the depth.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Have you ever seen poo's mouth?

Speaker 8 (55:02):
I'm going with two holes.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
But a donut is just a smash straw.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Okay, Please ask what you mean. I want everybody to
ask this at the office today when you're going into work.
Just go in and start this debate and see what
people say. And please let me know tomorrow. Whatever, No,
you're not your It's a smashed smash straw is a donut,
and a donut only has one hole.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Yeah, one hole, but it's a flatter hole, oh my,
which makes it one hole?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
So how many holes? Okay, poo? How many holes do
you have?

Speaker 7 (55:35):
What?

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Because according to I guess Wait a minute, so according
to my science, then your mouth would be the same
as your butt. No it wouldn't, right.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Yeah, in this theory, that's correct.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Maybe I've changed my mind. One of two point nine
good morning billing. A kid can't a slow has pretty
ser poo? Is here? Disney World vacation on us? You
want to make that happen? We do it in the
forties pretty much every hour. So another shot to win
is coming up. If you just missed the last one,
It's all good.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
This made me laugh, and I think we need this
on a Monday, because well, first of all, you ladies
are just complicated.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Well it's not our fault. We don't want to be complicated.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Women are very complicated, so this doesn't surprise me. But
I think Cannice is going to be annoyed by this.
But oh boy, I saw this list of the things
that men didn't know about females until they dated one. Seriously, Okay,
and some of this stuff, I hate to say I
relate to and you know, because there's a lot of
things that we don't know about you. Yeah, but I
feel like you know everything about us.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
Well, yeah, y'all are pretty simple.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
What oh oh oh you are? What do you mean
by that?

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Well, y'all just do what you do. You throwing a hat,
you go to the bathroom, you eat food, do you
watch football?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
First of all, we're not cavemen. That's what you make
a sound to us.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Y'all are very simple.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
You may oh, I'll agree with that, Yeah, but it
doesn't mean that we're cavemen walking around just eating and
at all times. One of my Travis Kelcey meybe like football.
You know we can read? Can This is like you
just said, you argue about holes and you can't read.
All you do is eat, right? All right? Yeah, all right, okay,
Well you're not too far off things that men didn't

(57:14):
know about females in this list even First of all,
you know, I love a good list. Second of all,
I just think it's funny. Some of these guys are
admitting things that I gotta be honest, I'm right there
with you. Ready for the first one? Yeah, how expensive
bras are? Yeah? They are? That is insane.

Speaker 8 (57:31):
I mean that's fair. How would you know if you
have a shop for one?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Would we know one?

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Two?

Speaker 6 (57:36):
Why?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Right?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Why are they so expensive?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Because we need them and they can make them as
expensive as they want, we're still gonna buy them.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Well, I know you need them, but.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
See how unfair life is for us. I got to
buy that because I got these.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Oh god, I'm just saying, can I buy the five
pack of tidy whities for ten bucks?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
And I'm they go, Can I understand this text? First
of all? Yeah, don't I don't wear tidy whities? Well,
whatever it is, it doesn't matter. Y'all have to go
to Victoria's secrets. You can't just know in a cheaper
brush up? Well poo, I mean, let him wear what
they want.

Speaker 8 (58:13):
Yeah, I mean so many options?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Do you go buy Walmart underwear? That's a bad person
as Yeah, I mean I'll buy expensive underwear. There's only
certain things I splurge on. You gotta splurge on good underwear. Yeah,
you gotta splurge on good toilet paper. Yeah, good jeans.
There's certain things in life you just don't cheap out on.
I give you that dangerous to cheap out on toilet paper,

(58:38):
just saying, Oh yeah, I was gonna ask poo what
kind of underwear he wears? But yeah, they could stop. Okay,
So that guy said that totally understand that one. Yes,
you understand that one as well. What about this one?
Men don't understand this guy says that for some women,
PMS is not just an inconvenience and achiness. He says,

(59:00):
I dated a woman who literally became someone completely different
for five days.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Oh yeah, you really are a completely different human.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
She not only had a completely different personality, but she
also looked different.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
She looked different. What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
She probably walked around sweats Well, no, he said, are
you ready? I hope this guy never said this out
loud to her. He said, no, really, she looked different
due to water retention and stress.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Oh yeah, you can get puffy and bloated.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
No, I understand.

Speaker 8 (59:30):
Definitely looked different.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
And we see it.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
And if I ever said to you, Candice that I
feel for you in your pain, maybe because I do. Yeah,
thank you, and you look great during that time. I
ever said that. Let me say it again, okay, and
if you want some chocolate, let you boy.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
No, yeah, thanks, guys, that's true, No, it is.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
It is unfair that you got to deal with that
week's awful. Yeah. Remember time Pooh said PMS was fake?
You to bring that up?

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Do you remember that.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
All complaints on the radio. Sometimes candis will bring that
off off the air. I remember that time that who
said PMS was fake.

Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
That's why we hooked him up to that machine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
The machine because he said pregnancy wasn't that bad?

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Yeah, yeah, you could fill all the things.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
This is the guy who gets a common cold and
can't move, and that's most men that could be honest.
Oh yeah, okay, this guy said speaking of things that
men didn't know about females, he said, I never knew
that there's not universal underwear for women. What Yeah? He said,
I didn't know that there's certain kinds of underwear. That's too,
different types of clothes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Okay, that's just dumb. How could you not know that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
What do you mean, bro?

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
What he didn't he thought there was one type of underwear.
Y'all don't even have one type of underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Why would we do, Canni.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
You have multiple types of.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Underwear, boxer, bice, boxers, But guys won't change what they're wearing,
what kind of underwear they're wearing. That's what he's saying.
He said, you change the kind of underwear you're wearing
based on your outfit. Right, we never have to worry
about that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
If it's tidy whities, it's tidy whities, no matter what
I'm wearing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
What a life O.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Curiously ready for the next one. Right, This guy said,
I didn't know hair washing is something that needs planning for.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
And has consequences if mister or overdone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
I mean there's a fine time line for hair washing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
You either nail it or you don't. What do you mean, Well,
it's like if I'm gonna if I'm gonna work out today,
then I got to wash my hair. And then if
you ask me to do something last minute where I
haven't washed my hair, my hair is not ready for that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Yeah. Oh true, Okay, so yeah, right, don't throw your
schedule off, is what you're exactly. So I always said
it was a myth. You're like, I have to stay
home and wash my hair.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
No, it's true.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Okay, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
Glad because I had a sister and I had you
still have a sister, right, Yeah, I had a sister
and so I experienced that first hand, and then my
oldest sister also, so I know about the hair at
I knew about that before I dated group.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Oh sure, now this is a good one. This guy says,
I didn't know those many hair clip things that look
like paper clips are not just a fashion accessory. They
also mark territory that hair ties. If you see a
scunchy up under your pillow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Purpose, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, you never did that in here? Well, uh,
I was here first.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
But if every girl does that, they all look the
same anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
No, you know which ones are yours and which ones
aren't for sure? There are so many different types of
hair ties and hair clips.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Okay, yeah, I'm never sure. I want to know if
girls really do that to mark territory.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
You shouldn't have to.

Speaker 8 (01:02:43):
If you have to mark your territory, something's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
If you got to mark your territory, girl, he ain't
your man exactly. This guy said, I didn't know that
eyelash curlers exist. That's weird, right, but they do and
we have You're out of her curling eyelashes this morning?

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Yeah, traffic in traffic while y'all driving, I'm under How
y'all do that? I looked over the other day and
this girl was doing her eyelashes and stuff, and I
was like, on the freeway.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
But I gotta be honest, like Cannas, I would never
know if you curled your eyelashes or not.

Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
Yeah, like it's just you know, but you don't know,
you know?

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Look I'm looking at your eye. How would I ever know?

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
On days I don't want to curl them. I usually
wear a hat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Who do you curl your eyelash? Non? Actually half eyelashna? No,
naturally looking? You don't have good eyelash whatever? My eyebrows
and my eyelashes?

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Boy, yeah, what my eyebrows today?

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
What do you mean? What about your eyelash? Because I
always get compliments on my eyebrows. Here we go. No,
you don''t be your complimenting your eyelashes. Girls have said
girls show me one, showed me one girl every time
I asked for for seeds. He don't have. I mean
they don't DM me and girls saw me skating. Oh man,
these girls all what a couple skate with me? Well,

(01:04:08):
then show me a DM. Who show me DM?

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Oh, I don't know. I must have deleted it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
It's Texas Cough stories on the Dens with Billy the
Kid in the.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Morning only on the new Mix one two point nine.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
You get Away Money today. Also a shot to go
to Disney World on US vacation. So much stuff the
Disney World vacation should a chance to win out in
the forties pretty much every hour all day long, So
listen to win Candice Lopez, what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Well, just to hedds up, We're gonna get up to
ninety eight degrees today with a heat index as high
as one O two to kick off the month of
Juni's eighty three already.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Eight already yeah, ninety eight? Why immediately start thinking, Nikola.

Speaker 8 (01:04:46):
Chet Yeah, I should have changed that just for.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Fun chs for ninety nine, ninety seven whatever, somewhere between
ninety seven and ninety nine. Today, guys, Southwest Airlines is
rolling back it's controversial customer of size policy, so they
will once again allow gate agents to give free seats
to passengers who need more space when an adjacent seat
is available, rather than requiring them to buy a second

(01:05:10):
ticket in advance, So if no seats next to each
other are open, they may be rebooked on a later flight,
although the airline still recommends going ahead and buying that
extra seat ahead of time and says they are offering
refunds when possible. So that was a big deal when
that came out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
I mean some people are actually upset about that. Some
people online going I mean, no, they should pay for
a seat either way. And I thought to myself, if
there's extra seats, I mean, just extend the courtesy to
people who need it, whether that be maybe somebody who
happens to be larger or there's somebody who happens to
be taller.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Yeah, for sure, the plane's go on either way, going.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Either way, So why not make people comfortable? Well, because
it's a choice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
It's I mean, come on, Yeah, that's not a fair argument,
or with that cruel of.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
A society like, it's not easy, So let's just make
people happy when we can.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Yeah, I'm happy to see that Southwest has reversed that policy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
For now.

Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
So, guys, this new study.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Says Dallas is among the priciest World Cup host cities
for short term rentals, with nightly rates averaging just over
two hundred and fifty dollars. Prices in Dallas are ten
percent above the tournament average. I looked up the prices
in some other places. So Houston's average nightly rate is
about one hundred and sixty three dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:06:20):
And they're saying Mexico.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Actually has the most budget friendly accommodations, with some of
their cheapest cities starting at eighty nine dollars a night. Yeah,
we're just ten days away from the World Cup. I
feel like we've been talking about it for over a
year now, I feel.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Like more than a year.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Really, it hopes it brings in everything they're saying it's
going to bring in. Yeah, I know some celebrations already started,
which good. I want to see the city and people
get so mad about whether it's Dallas, it's arling ten.
I mean it's good for the area.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Yeah, for the Metroplex is gonna win as a whole.
I feel like, but the airport, did you see the
lines already at the AIRPORTIRA?

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
Yeah, people starting to come in.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Yeah, and our first match here isn't even until June seventeenth.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
What do these people do that can come overseas and
sit here for a month.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
We should find out, though, I know I want to
do that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
It's a job. Are they working from home or I mean,
I don't know. Do Europeans just get this much time off?

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
And some of them do?

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Some some countries get a whole month off stop.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Yeah, well Finland, aren't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
They super happy?

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
So what so what we like our job?

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
I know, I'm lucky that we got cool jobs, but
we do. I mean, everybody probably deserves more vacation. But
I'm sure a month off I wouldn't know what to
do with myself.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
No, you would? You take you a couple of days
and you'd be like, yep, no here for this?

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
God? Can its once a month away from us? That's
what she wants?

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Well, No, I just want to hang out at the
pool for a while. Okay, fine, Yeah, do you guys
want some quick food news? By the way, Oh yeah, okay.
Pringles distributed a new cheeseburger and beer flavored chip. It's
going to be enable this month, Oh bro, no, who
comes up with these ideas churger, beer and beer.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Yeah, that's they do flavors just to get in the news.
That's what they do. There's no way anybody's going I'm
craving cheeseburger and beer flavored pringles.

Speaker 8 (01:08:10):
Yeah, but if anyone sees it, let me know so
that I can.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Get you guys to try it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Oh, somebody got me something to try. Oh, my friend
Chip got something to try. Rom and Noodles came out
with a flavor and it's buffalo ranch.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Ooh that sounds good.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Why not, Well, you're gonna try it, Pooh, So I'll
bring it tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
I'm down, okay, perfect, I can't wait. I'm Candislopez. There's
a text of stop stories.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Get it off your yest to promise you'll feel better.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret, the chance to go
to Disney World.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Coming up next vacation on us. It's mixed one or
two point nine. Good morning, Billy a kid Canda, slow
Pants producer Pooh is here. It's gonna be hot today.
Heads up, you said it's already like eighty five out
right now? Yeah, all sticky. I like it because the
pools finally get warm. Oh good, you know what I mean.
Keep get in and actually enjoy it. Now, who you
want to come over and swim? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
I do? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Ew nice? Okay, we got to wear clothes though. Don't
get too excited. Okay, all right, dirty little secret? Eight
three three seven eighty seven one two nine? What is
your secret? It's time? Do you confess? Go ahead? How
are you? I?

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
I'm good.

Speaker 7 (01:09:12):
I've got a secret that I haven't even told my
wife yet because I'm not sure how she's going to
feel about it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Okay, all right, that makes me nervous if wife, he
doesn't even know when we're going to know. So what's
your secret?

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
Well, my youngest daughter is twenty one and her boyfriend,
who's twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
It came to me the other day, a man, the man,
and he.

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
Asked for my permission to marry her my own and yeah,
my secret is I told him no, Oh you did?
I know that's harsh, you know, but trust me. I
know as a father, I just couldn't say yes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Why what's going on with him? You don't like him?

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
No, I like him. You know, he's he's a good kid,
you know, I mean, the guy works part time. As
a bartender, and yeah, maybe he makes decent money, but
in my opinion, that's not stability, that's not a plan,
and that's not a husband material for my daughter right now.
So I just told him if he wants to marry

(01:10:16):
somebody's daughter, especially mine, he needs to figure out his
career path and honestly grow up a little first.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Okay, so you think that it's just he's not he's
not ready with his career path.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
That he's in, So it's just not, I mean reasonable.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
I know people who are bartenders for years that make
good money and that's just what they do. And I
don't know, I mean but anyway, so she wouldn't be
too happy about this.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
But but you like him, Yeah, I do, you know,
honestly I do.

Speaker 7 (01:10:47):
And maybe part of this comes from me watching my
oldest daughter make this exact mistake. She got married young
after only being with a guy for a couple of years,
and now she's divorced with a toddler, trying to hold
every thing together by herself. Man, you know, you know,
watching watching one of your kids go.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Through that, you know that changes you.

Speaker 7 (01:11:10):
But the crazy part is, you know, my youngest would
say yes immediately if you ask her, you know, she's
in love with him, but they fight all the time,
and I just don't think they understand what marriage actually
is yet. That's where that's where I am. And you know,
I just figured I'm going to stop it before it
even happened.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
I don't know if you did the wrong thing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
I mean, I'm not And I feel like there's people
out there who would probably be like I wish my
dad would have said that.

Speaker 8 (01:11:37):
I wish someone would.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Have told me I was just about to say the
same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
I mean, how many understand.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Obviously something he's right now? So I don't know if
it's because.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
People are rushing a mat of factors.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Yeah, there's a lot of factors, but people, there's so
many people I know who go even not me back
in the day. Yeah, I mean I was just too young.
I didn't know what was going on. I thought I did.
I wasn't motionally mature, you know, for any relationship, much
less a marriage. So you stopped it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:05):
What did he do?

Speaker 7 (01:12:06):
Well? Honestly, he handled it way better than I expected.
You know, he said he understood and he respected what
I said. And maybe in a few months we could
talk again. If things changed, and I respect him for that,
I really do. Yeah, but I still haven't told my
daughter or my wife because I know they're both gonna
think I'm being overprotective, and maybe I am.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
I can just see this train wreck coming from a
mile away, guys, you know, and if I can protect
her from making a life changing mistake too early, I
gotta do it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Yeah, I just feel like I have to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
This is why I'm respect that thankful I don't have
a little girl, because if I had a girl, I
would be doing the same thing. I don't care how
to do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
I'd be like nope, and being married at twenty one.

Speaker 8 (01:12:54):
He's steel, Like you're grown, and yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
You can do some certain things you could do before,
but like you're still not even lived enough to me,
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
But people back in the day would get married when
they were twenty and be together still. Other than that,
like I see they would get married at like eight. Yeah,
it's what is going on, but it was different times,
and it almost makes me respect this kid more that
he was like, Okay, first of all, do people even
do that? A lot of people don't even ask for
the dad's permission. As more old school stuff. I don't

(01:13:21):
think it's old I don't think that should be old school.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
No, I don't either.

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Yeah, right, So I would tell my son before you
do it. You're going to ask the father, Yeah, get
his blessing, but you never really think what if he
says no.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Not like you said never, You didn't say not yet.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
Yeah, I'm just saying not now.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Yeah, just pump your brakes a little and it probably
honestly made you like this kid even more when he
handled it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:44):
Well, well, yeah, I have more respect for him now
than what we did coming into the conversation, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Well, then you tell your wife and your daughter that,
and I think they'll respect you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
I wouldn't tell daughter. Yeah, well I tell wife.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
Okay, I wouldn't tell daughter at gonna rush out and
let's say, let's go a lower.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Because then she's gonna know too that it's coming. So
you can't well that's true, you can't blow that. Yeah, okay,
can you tell?

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
I would tell what she knew that no secret that
place in their relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
She finds out, she canna be mad.

Speaker 8 (01:14:14):
Yeah, wife got to know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
She just wants to be in the loop, you know. Yeah, Well,
let us know what happens, and yeah, I'm going to
ask people to see what they think about this because
it's it's an interesting secret. Good luck with everything, and
let us know what happens.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Oh thanks, guys, I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Nothing wrong with being a bartender, But I did you
know part time bartender? Yeah, like your dad was listening
and said, part time bartender might be a little bit different. Yeah,
for sure, and that's true. Part time anything. If you're
trying to get married, yep, I don't know about that.
Slow Pez producer, Peo. We're about to get out here.
We'll see later. Have a good day. Another dirty little
secret tomorrow morning. We'll do that at seven point thirty
can Slowpez? What do you got going on today?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
I gotta call my disk because remember that tooth that
I chipped last year? Yeah, he fixed it and now
it's gone, Like piece that he fixed it with is
just literally gone. Let me so it's like chipped again.
Oh oh, it's not like make sure. It's just like
a tiny little piece on the bottom of my front
tooth and it's really frustrating.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Can you feel it? Yeah no, I'm kidding around. You
can barely see it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Yeah, no, it's very small, but I can feel it
and I see it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Did pooh?

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
Hit you?

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
Never?

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Okay, I'm just gonna make sure.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Yeah, this is like the first tooth I've ever had cracked,
and so it's really frustrating.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
I'm sorry, Candady. Yeah, do you want me to fix it?

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Okay? All right? But what are you gonna going on today?
Never mind? Who? I actually know what you're doing today?

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Yeah, yeah, I made plans for you. You did. We're
going to the gym. Oh good, Yeah, we're going to
the gym in this building. And well I'm gonna go
either way, but we're starting at tomorrow. No, you've been
saying that for weeks. You're coming with me today.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
It's June first, This is like a new day, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Right, and it's Kandas's birthday month. But let me ask
you a question. Am I a bad friend or a
bad guy for doing this or a good friend for
doing this? Because so many people have hit me up, like, hey,
we saw a pool rollerskape man. That guy some cardio
on his life.

Speaker 8 (01:16:01):
Oh everybody needs cardio.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
First of all, you're a good friend, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
So I'm trying to motivate him to come to the
gym with me. I mean, I'm gonna go either way
and I get enough cardio, but I'm gonna hit the
treadmill today after like right now. No weights. Yeah, I'm
gonna do waights too, but I'm saying we're gonna hit
the treadmill first. You need cardio more than you need weights.
And I'm not trying to be rude.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Cardio, no it is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
I'm not saying it's bad the same, but I think
Pooh and I can discuss post show stuff that we
do our post show meeting on the treadmill.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Steps on the tread breath on a breath.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
We're going two miles an hour. Last time we did it,
we did two point miles an hour with no inklin.
Oh yeah again and he was huffing. Oh, I wasn't
that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Start with small goals, but yeah, if you're only going
two miles an hour, are you gonna step this up?

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
I said, Pooh he needs I said, Poo needs ten
thousand steps every day. Yeah, and I'm just worried about
your health and a million other people.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Don't burn him out too fast, though, Start with like
three thousand subsidy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Start with three. Yeah, three steps. Try to go for
the for the big I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Not He's gonna burn out if you tell him ten
thousand steps today right off the bat, He's gonna burn out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
How many steps is reasonable, Candice?

Speaker 8 (01:17:16):
Well, how many do you normally walk today?

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Yeah, be honest, look at your phone, I'll look at it. Well,
it look like it's like fifteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Oh my.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Two thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Okay, let's see.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
You're riding a bike everywhere? Are you on roller skates
all the time? That's all I mean. I don't do nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Okay, No, that's not good.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
All right, steps you all doing today?

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Ten thousand to ten thousand?

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
God? Where are y'all going around around the block? Walk? Yeah,
that's why I'm basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
You know, the treadmill?

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Get down the treadmill. Okay, I'll see your point. All right,
good today, post show meeting on the treadmill. We'll see later.
I have a great day. I'm trying to be nice.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Yeah, I'm going to start today too. What back working
out consistently?

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Yeah, it's a show thing. Pooh, it's not just you
and I I got ten thousand steps, three thousand. I'm
just trying to double your steps now, let's do it.
Oh my god, I'm motivating. All right. It sounds like
let's see you later, Das.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
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