I Thought I Was So Responsible

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are one out five point seven. Hey, good morning, wrap
it up your sixty minute commercial, free work day kickoff.
It's schmitty. I feel like I need help. I think
I was so responsible last night, and yet I feel
like I am paying for it this morning. So every Tuesday,
there's a few women in my neighborhood that get together
and we watch Dancing with the Stars. And I've actually
never watched a season of that show. I'm just in

(00:22):
it for the socialization. I love these girls. We have
such a nice time and we usually like trade off
between different houses and we have like you know, some wine,
some snackies. It's cute, right, it's after bedtime. It's great.
So last night, I promise you, I had two anybody
glasses of prosecco, And I feel like garbage this morning.

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And it's not like I didn't have like a full
dinner and I had like chips and salsa and cheese
and crackers, like there was plenty of bass layer two
anybody glasses of prosecco, Like my body's going, girl, I'm sorry,
Dancing with the Stars does not starting to and we
can't live like this anymore. It's so demoralizing because I
feel like it is a sign of age. I was like,

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I went to bed as soon as I got home.
I did the whole skincare routine, I took my vitamins,
and then I woke up this morning like I got
hit by a bus, and the worst, the worst. I
posted a video on my TikTok at Schmidt in the
mid and Steve commented, it looks like the warranty is
about to be up. I'm like, oh no, you don't

(01:30):
think it's coming for you, And then bam, like a
brick wall ouch