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December 17, 2025 1 min
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, It's Schmitty And every Wednesday I admit that
my parenting may have a few flaws and something I
like to call confession. So my kids are so great,
I love them so so much, but they keep on
messing with the Christmas tree. And if you've got little

(00:21):
littles you understand this entirely. Like my sister in law
only decorates from the halfway point up because she's got
a year and a half old who's going to break everything.
And they love like looking at the ornaments, but they
always want to change the ornaments around, which I'm fine with.
It's the fact that they can be so crazy and
like hardcore about it. The tree is nearly tipped a
couple times, so I may have said something along the

(00:44):
lines of, guys, if you're not careful, the chipmunk family
that lives in that tree is going to come out
when you're sleeping and maybe bite you. I could I
have said that. I don't know why it came out
of my mouth. Why I went to the chipmunks. Oh,
there's a strong possibility that the chipmunk song was playing
on our speakers at the time, and they just looked

(01:06):
at me with fear in their eyes. But you know what,
the tree has not been touched since, so I think
it's fair to say there's some real Christmas magic happening
at the Schmidty House Parent Confessions
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