April 12, 2024 • 46 mins
Top 4 at 4 includes a loaded weekend and a WILD edition of this Is Scott Boras done in baseball circles and can Jordan Montgomery be traded because of it? Play of the Day involves a crazy 8 leg parlay that can hit? Is this a bad husband?
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It's time for the Top four fourwith Levac and Guz. Time for the
top four four. I feel yougot a Levac confidence man. We got
this Top four and four. It'sbrought to you by Mohawk Honor where they
always got other way to please you. Uh. Four maggy story in ne
Orleans sports guys, what's the fourthbased story? Love that Kentucky basketball has
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their new head coach. His nameis Mark Pope, New Pope. Was
that the white smoke right when youget the new Pope? Yes? I
think I think it is now alot of rumored names involved, Dane Hurley,
Billy Donovan, Scott Drew. MarkPope wasn't really on the list for
most people. I think Kentucky basketballfans are shocked by this that a b
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YU coach who's not one of thebig names as the new head coach.
I saw this tweet from Louisville,Kentucky, the rival of of course Lexi
Kentucky Kentucky Cardinals versus Wildcats. Theydescribed the hiring with the King's song in
Hamilton, Leavak. I know you'rea big Hamilton fan. You still get
to watch it? Uh? Maybethe King George can sum up the hiring
here, I brought audio John Adams. Besides that part, okay, k
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loves it, I know him.That can't be. That's that little guy
who spoke to me all those yearsa girl. What was it eighty five
that poor Manda eat him? Asto Washington? They all look so watch
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them around? Did you not getthe comparison there? No, no,
no, no, what a wonderfulphrase that Kentucky fans think this guy is
gonna fail like John Adams? Isthat? Is that a stretch too much?
What can I say? Besides well, is that just the Disney movie
for Lonely Parents? It did sowell on Twitter, and I thought it
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was gonna work on the air.I don't know the movie. I don't
watch it anybody. It's a masterpiece, Hamilton. If I said that that
was John Cala Perry acting like he'sresponding to Mark Pope, would that have
been a better set up? Bucking, I say, beside, welcome,
We'll move on a story number threehere. It's major league great. It's
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very sequels coming out. Yeah,rumor was live action than just the sequel.
I'm tapped into this stuff. Nowlisten. At least that's a music
like a joy the music you everdo, so you have the same jump
the shark. Yes, TV showshappy, Yeah, every single TV series
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I've ever enjoyed. The second theydo a musical episode, just have the
shark come out of the pool.Eat. You're done. You're out because
they sucked. Then you've given intostupidity at that point. Scrubs did one
Yep, crap oz probably crap,Bluffy the Vampire Slayer crap, Yeah,
all crap. Taka. Now Imentioned shows seen in a wire. When
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they did, they were on thewire. I literally was thinking about shows
like did Dexter do what move ona story? I guarantee you, by
the way, no matter what youlistened to today, nobody, nobody in
the country did a wire. HamiltonMolwana breaked out of the Mark Pope hiring
a Kentucky This is shouldn't work whenI'm sick. This is what happens when
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I'm sick. Nobody. Story numberthree involves Major League Baseball action. Tonight,
the Yankees are washed out. Eventhough the Yankees are washed out,
Lavac and I have an interesting takeabout what the Yankees roster could look like
a little later on in this hour, other games of note tonight include the
New York Met's host of the KansasCity Royals seven to ten scheduled first pitch.
They're Red Sox at the Angels scheduledseven ten as well back at Fenway
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Park. So there is some action, But Yankee fans no need to fear.
There will be more Yankee baseball comingup tomorrow with an afternoon matchup with
the Cleveland Guardians double header. Bythe way, two really good teams so
far Division leaders. Let's focus onthat Yankees Guardians. Potentially you can see
both these teams went in the postseasonback like I believe you had the Guardians
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of the division champs pre season.No, yeah, we're not gonna see
anything for them tonight. I knowthe double I was saying, yeah,
no, I think the Guardians havesome talent. I just I know the
double header feels like two chances fora w for the Yankees at a lot
of volpey right there. Two chancesout to Andy Gelcher of Mohawks chevrole and
say, well, your team sucks. That's what that is right there.
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I'm all about that voice your teamsucks. I do like a voice memo
for him. No, Andrew nevertell you your team sucks. I can't
even think of is chef from SouthPark? Is that who that sounds like?
You know, it's probably closest touh, mister poop covered in almoster,
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thank you. It's probably closest tothe covered and oil guy on a
family guy. Again, nobody canbreak down this weekend's Major League Baseball actually
quite like us me. I'm noteven on cold medicine yet. This is
just me. This is just menot feeling well. God's taking liberties with
the Hamilton soundtrack. Let's see whatwe can do here for story number two.
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It's the NBA slate of games.I have an outrageous play coming up.
I can promise you that I havesomething. My play of the day
was so good yesterday and I couldput up something epically awful or great.
That's what you tried to talk meout of my play of the day,
and mine was Mine was a winner. So games today include Nixon nets at
our coverage to get our way atseven o'clock. That's right, tip off
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set for seven thirty. Other gamesof note including thunder Bucks, Nuggets,
Spurs, Clippers, Jazz, Sons, Kings, Celtic's Hornets, Magic Sixers.
I would say that was the mostimpactful game of tonight's schedule. In
fact, the Magic and Sixers bothplaying for playoff spots. Is it fair
to say that the Magic and Sixersmaybe have the most on the line when
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it comes to seeding or could youeven see the Knicks in that mix of
most important to get the right seed? Uh? I mean, obviously for
me it's the it's the Knicks becauseyou get this w you pretty much,
you know, you feel pretty goodabout being stationary at that three spot.
If that's we're going to be,potentially can still move up to that two
spot. How great would that befor the papers to write about the next
second seed? But you know,it's it's probably everything around that cluster bleep
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that it was. Are the playinggames? Like everything around that just grenadive
insanity that the NBA throws on usonce a year, that those everything that
involves that the next season will concludeon Sunday at one o'clock against the Bulls.
Why you're right here on Fox SportsRadio, not if I've not and
not Eddie. While you were talking, I was squinting at you. I
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felt like Jameis Winston just like goinglike this, like a George W.
Bush impression, just squinting. I'mlike, wait a second, he's talking
about the three seed, and I'mtalking about the Magic and the Sixers and
where the Sixers and Magic can landin the Eastern Conference, and I'm looking
at these games. How about inthe third hour today, let's get on
the path to the playoffs. Howabout maybe about five twenty the second segment
in our third hour, we'll talkabout the path to the postseason for the
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Knicks. How about that? Allright? Well, and you understand,
like what I was saying, becausethey're down there in that little play in
game tournament thing, the seventy sixers are down there. They could be
they could get out of that.Still, yeah, I understand what you're
saying. But I'm wondering, Iset up the Magic and the Sixers is
the most important teams, But maybeit's somebody else. Maybe it's not the
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Knicks, maybe it's the Bucks.Maybe there needs to be a discussion.
And we didn't even move to theWesterner Conference too. Maybe there are way
more teams involved than that take Ihad here in the top four to four
than even realize. So yeah,let's see Knicks fans. We can di
have a little deeper to the thirdhour, the moment Gods realizes even greater
than he thought he was. Youknow, you brought up the point I
just like I agreed with you.I gave you you had the never mind,
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I'm not I'm not winning in thetop four to four today and I'm
not gonna win with this. I'mnot doing that. You know what the
Masters is going on? I'm pushingdown the music story. Number one is
the Masters. You know the topford four is gone today. Do you
really want me to run through theleader board because I'm not gonna I'm not.
You owe that people the leader board. You go to Fox sports dot
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com to get it. You followus on social media. Here's my take
from the Masters, since this isthe way the top four four has gone
on a Friday today, here Myndy, Hey, that was what all right?
Now? I had four takeaways.The Wendy's won Paramount plus was not
as funny as I thought it wasgonna be. I haven't seen as much
complaining as I thought. Number two. Enough with Tiger, you know what
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I mean, I don't mean likeenough with Tiger, like seeing it he
looks like he's in. It's painfulto walk. Tiger looks like the guy
I don't even know how to describeit, like somebody who's like been over
served at the bar. That like, like somebody who almost fell down an
escalator in Las Vegas. They couldbarely walk the rest of the week they
were covering the Super Bowl. Thatwas you. You know what he reminds
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me of me. There are someTiger like comparisons between his wattle and his
move, his limp. I don'tknow. He's had way more waffle House
waitresses than I've never I've never hada relationship with a waffle house waitress.
It was Casey Martin's the name ofthe famous golfer who needed the golf cart
God. There are moments where Tigeris walking around that was part of the
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game. Is the walk in thecourse. And for him to have to
do extra holes today because the delaylast night and everything like that, I
mean, it's set up for himto not make it. So there's a
famous Time magazine cover. I wantto make sure I get the fight right.
I believe it's Leon Spinks, butit could be Larry Holmes of Ali
in the corner, and Ali isgetting beat and I think it's like ano,
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no, no, no, no, no, he's losing. He
like is like slumped down in thecorner on the Time magazine cover. Uh
the Greatest is Gone is what it'scalled. From nineteen seventy eight and A
Lee's in the corner after the seventyeight flight in February and he got his
butt kicked. That feels like Tigersometimes where I'm just like, man,
this is not the Tiger. Butthat's not my biggest takeaway and it's not
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my biggest takeaway. My biggest takeawayis have you seen these outfits from Jason
Day? Jason Day? What iswhat is he doing? Is he?
And I feel I feel like he'strying to tick off augusta, right,
so I'm here for it. Butlook ugly, ugly, ugly ugly.
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A lot of these outlets that aresharing the Jason Day. Uh it's Leon
Spinks. I got that right,Let's go all right? So it was
right then? Uh so proud theJason Day outfits. The people who are
sharing it have these wild Twitter handlestoo, like, uh, inappropriate for
me to say on the air,so I can't say it like they look
like it mixed between like the oldbasketball shorts and like a sleeveless sweater,
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but also some Okay, they looklike something that someone from the nineties would
wear. I remember the nineties.They were great. You're gonna story about
that OJ Simpson guy that was inthe nineties, a lot of that.
You know what. I liked yourtake about trying to tick off Augusta.
I've always said this and it's nevergonna happen. And there's rumors of a
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happy gil More too. There isgonna be one golfer that just says,
you know what, I don't care. I'm gonna do it my way.
I'm gonna break out fashion be theway they wanted Ricky Fallon to sort of
be like that with a flat brimmedhat, the bright colored polos. Oh,
it was the late Payne Stewart whohad the hat too, that had
a little bit of knickers, right. Yeah, whatever Jason Day's doing is
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just embarrassing. So that those aremy take, not a Kickstarter version of
Gaza's Master's take, but pretty closeto. It's like one of those things
where somebody looks at the role boatand goes, well, we have to
have a collar. We have tohave this. It doesn't say anything about
writing stupid crap on the front ofthe show. Oh do that. That's
what it feels. That's that's whatit kind of feels like to me.
But you know it's I wasn't inthat meeting. Jason Day was like,
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I don't need to this week back, I was like, okay, fine,
you know, good luck over worksout for you. See what happens.
I felt so much better about myuh my dad parlay earlier this week,
and I saw my cash out optionearlier today. Burns, my boy,
Burns has falling down the leaderboard fast. I had a buy out for
three cents. So you're gonna quitlike they will if their kids are gonna
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be born. There is a chancethat by the time the second round ends,
Burns could be in the last place, or you know, you can
have sky Shuffler or what it all. And he takes off like a big
loser and a quitter, you know, to see the birth of his child.
Yeah, I mean sure, Itry. I made me feel that.
I don't feel bad. I believewhat I believe my kid, Yeah,
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I love everybody. Asked to listento everybody, and everyone's feelings are
important, and that's your Jeff,and I don't agree with you because you
think these things are import No,I'm concerned you. No, I alos
asked us yesterday. I'm asking thisnowt was your late father not at your
birth? Well, I don't know. I don't remember it. That's the
point. That's that's you know,you bring my point perfectly. I don't
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know. Do you know what youknow? I'm never to know you.
I know you never asked him,Dad. Were you there when I was
born? Why would I ask him? Now? I don't even care.
You just assumed. Yeah, Imean, I don't know. You know,
honestly, that's the first time I'veever thought about it, right in
that entire life. Yeah, Idon't care. You're not telling me your
take about Scheffler or Burns is notbased off of something your life. You
really have no idea if your dadwas there. Based off the work ethic
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my father, my father, Myfather got up every morning at four o'clock
in the morning, ran the busgarage for this kiuna, you know,
make a little time to have acold bruise on the way home, dinner
with the family, go to bedwork. He took two weeks off a
year. That's it. We goon vacation. He had so many sick
days stayed up by the time hewas diagnosed with cancer that they had to
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buy him out. It was hehad I want to say it was almost
six hundred six. He had liketwo years worth of sick days saved up.
So like that, dude just worked. That's what he did. He
worked his ass off. He providedfor for a family of five kids.
We were all jerks, We're alllarge, We all you a lot.
You're the youngest of five for thosewho know know four now, okay,
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but do we the only kind ofthe ones who talked to me that the
order of birth is what we're doinghere. I'm sure your dadad all five
with your mom you were five offive. That I mean, we all
look alike. So I just nowthink now older listeners are not gonna older
listeners know this, and they're gonnabe like, hey, uh, you
know, guys, back in theday, the wife, the person when
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you were born. I don't knowthe back right. I remember him being
there allegedly he had hair then,yeah, do you remember him being there?
No, I don't like what I'msaying, But some would you love
your dad any last if he waslike, son, I gotta go work
today, I'm gonna I'm not gonnabe there for a day. You're never
gonna remember. Yes, I thinkyou would love him. I didn't say
I love him, blessed. Iwould you considered of what were you doing
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at work that day? But thatwas one of the masters. Allegedly,
people like dad's back then, Iguess, would sit outside the delivery room
and smoke a cigar and then likethe mom would just give birth, the
baby would come out like guys weren't. But that's very old school. Maybe
your dad was on that fringe ofthe old school. I don't know if
he was there. He was probablythere. I don't maybe I don't care,
like it means nothing to me.I wasn't there. You were at
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your own birth, I mean likethere, But I was like mentally like
aware, can you ask one ofyour siblings do you think they know?
Nah? Nah? Guy died inninety three? Why are you Why are
you trying to beat them up tonight? I'm attacking my dad. I was
just curious. Your take is notI don't care, like why do I
care? Like? How do yousay you had to care. He went
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to a couple of baseball games.That was nice, you know what I
mean, Like, I don't knowwhat do you want for me? You
know, I can tell you whathe's showing up anything now, don't know.
Don't that hurts. I don't knowwhat's more important than me? Right
now, That's not where I wantedthat to go. I just was curious
of weird. You know what helove? You know he would love he
would love my relationship with Mohawks Chevrolet, all right, that's what he would
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like. That makes me feel less. He would be proud of, of
of Scar Joe. He'd be like, that's a nice truck you got there,
don't screw it up? Like Iknow. I again, I just
I believe in in making overtures andgestures and things that that matter. That's
what I like to tell people aboutMohawks Chevrolet. It didn't matters. You
know who's you know, who's notgoing to be there the day you buy
your new Chevrolet. Probably me?You know who's gonna be proud of you?
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Me, you know, will bethere the day you buy your new
Chevrolet. General manager Travis Horne,Assistant general manager Katie Duncan. Andy Gelcher
might be there. And even ifand he's not there, I guess what
Andy is. He's there in spiritbecause he cares about you and he wants
the delivery of your new vehicle togo perfectly. They have delivery experts at
Mohawks Chevrolet who teach you everything aboutyour vehicle. Not delivery rooms for babies.
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Delivery delivery experts kind of like ababy doc. That's kind of like
a baby doctor, Like I don'tneed to be in the delivery of your
vehicle. I don't need to bethere because there's someone there who's qualified to
make sure that you safely get outof that garage, and you understand all
the important things when the oil changed, how to monitor your breaks, all
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those things. The delivery experts therefor you, much like a doctor for
a baby. Mohawk Chevrolet will makesure that vehicles delivered properly, and they're
not going to fill a room withpeople. Don't matter. Get that thing
man, make sure you get thatgreat selection. The financing department's amazing all
at Mohawks Chevrolet. Together, let'sdrive at Mohawks Chevrolet where they always go
out of the way to please you. That is the best top four or
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four of all time. That's aboutas good as it's gonna get. Yeah,
where's my dad? Where is henow? It's Lovakan guz on,
the voice of the Capitol Regions SportsFan Fox Sports ninety five to nine and
nine eighty. Oh yeah, yeah, we're bringing it on a Friday.
I think it to you. You'reall pumped up over here. I'm like,
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hey, if I take the leftheadphone off, my ear doesn't hurt
as bad. So it's like,I don't know, adult's gonna have your
infections. I'm sorry, I'll say, I don't know if that's what it
is or if I just got likewater in my ear. I don't know
what it is. I just knowit hurts, and my head hurts and
everything hurts, and I'm gonna bea bee about it. That's all there
is. You'll live. You'll livebecause otherwise I'm gonna go get Scott Boris
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is my agent because he's got alittle more free time, and then let's
see, let's see if you canafford me at that point, young man,
how do you like that? Soit feels like everybody's running to Scott
Boris. Somebody's running away. Yeah, Jordan Montgomery, former New York Yankee,
has fired Scott Boris as an agent. You rarely hear that happening.
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Now, remember this past offseason,Scott Boris representing Jordan Montgomery. The reports
is that Montgomery is gonna land onehundred million dollars deal. But then Scott
Boris decided, you know what,one hundred million's not good enough for him.
I want one hundred and seventy million, which everyone just laughed at and
said, okay, you're being irrational, Scott. We're not giving him one
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hundred and seventy million. Everyone knowsit's one hundred So Jori Montgomery looked at
that and said, wait a second. I just helped the Rangers win a
World Series. I know what Ithink I'm worth. My agent's not helping
me. In about what less thanone hundred hours before the season started,
he had to sign a one yeardeal twenty five million with the Diamondbacks,
so Jordan Montgumery fired him. Nowhe's signed with a big time agency,
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the Wasserman Agency, which is stillsome You know, this is no agent
from across the street, Vinnie theFish is not representing Jordan Montgomery. I
meant, but now this offseason,Cody Bellinger, Blake Snell, those are
some clients that have gone through itthis upcoming off season, Alonzo, Corbin
Burns, Juan Soto. There couldbe some free agents, and I mentioned
those three because, uh, howmany of those are gonna stay with Boris?
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We'll find out. But this isa big deal, Lovak for two
reasons. One, you wonder nowif some people are gonna look at Scott
Boris and be like, we knowyou can get our guys paid, but
there are gonna be some teams whodon't want to work with you. David
Sampson, who does some coverage formetal Ark Media, former president of the
Miami Marlins and survivor contestant, talkedabout there are some teams who won't work
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with Scott Boars. It's not worththe headache. We would love to have
top talent. We're not gonna wasteour time with you. Now, others
will look at that and say he'sgonna get paid, or I think this
is the most intriguing option of anything. Is Jordan Montgomery a potentially Yankee target
for this upcoming trade? Maybe he'sa target for the Red Sox, The
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Orioles the Mets if they're in contentionnow that he's on a one year deal
with the defending National League champions.Obviously Arizona thinks they can make a push
with Montgomery. But if Arizona fallsout of it, could he potentially be
a mix for a trade this summerfor any of the New York teams.
I was shocked they didn't go afterhim in the offseason. We know why.
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Now the price was stupid. Itmakes sense, right, And then
you know Garret Cole is also aScott Boris client. So that's I mean,
put that out there, you know, think about it. Yeah,
I guess, And now maybe it'sa little different, but I I twenty
five million, and when it's reallytwo years fifty million with an opt out
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and invested clause and whatever, blahblah blah all these so it's it's so
it's it's two one year, twentyfive million dollar deals basically. But when
it got to there, the Yankeesdidn't call him, go yeah, we'll
do twenty six you know what Imean, Like, it doesn't it doesn't
really compute to me, like ordo they hate Boris that much? But
don't forget in October, the PolarBear signed Boris, fire his agent and
signed with Boris. Is that whyhe's not long term with the Mets yet?
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Is that why we're talking about tradesinstead of you know, him having
a ten year deal. They gotBrandon Nemos deal done. They didn't get
they didn't get Pelazzo's deal done.Now you know free agent versus year left.
But something is is is a miss. And I mean when you look
at his clients, Blake Snell's anotherone. Blake Snell didn't get what he
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was supposed to get. He's gotjosel Two, Max Sureser, Garrett Cole,
Corey Seeger, Juan Soto, BryceHarper, He's got big clients.
They think Wan Soda is gonna getfive hundred million dollar deal this year when
this is over. Who is theyagain? The New York Post and Baseball
Inside. All Right, I askedthat jokingly because I think you and I
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talked about it this week. ScottBoris wants that to be true. Well,
don't don't forget there is one littlething that leaves me to believe that's
a very that's actually a realistic number, because they turned down a twelve year
four hundred and forty million dollar dealfrom the Nationals before that trade happened where
he got sent to San Diego.So he's always gonna ask for a ton
of money, But so does aguy if Soto. Now obviously SODA's gonna
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play like he has to this point. But if he does, he plays
it, someone's given him five hundredmillion dollars. I would assume it'll be
don't leave your stuff right in thelocker. You're all good, we got
you, but I I got it. I got a weird feeling. Okay,
there's Scott Borris, has always beenMajor League Baseball's boogeyman. Shows up,
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tell stupid jokes, gets you topay more money than anybody else.
Whatever collusion is against the rules,can't do it. It's actually illegal.
But no one is better at destroyingbig money guys than other big money guys.
What what if Uncle Steve comes outand goes, I'm not paying Boris
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clients. Max, Sure's there wasone of them. I gave him all
the money in the world. I'mstill paying him. Pete, if you
want to stay, you got toget rid of Scott Wors And again,
it's just I just to have tohave the reigning n al Cy Young to
have a World Series winning pitcher andneither one of them get anywhere close to
where he thought they were gonna get. This is the the And then to
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have jor Mtgomery fire like it.This he may not be weak at all.
This could be the weakest Scott Borishas ever been as an agent in
Major League Baseball. You do alittle bit more investing in the stock market
than I do. I think Awasay, you mean yes, I think
here's the way Steve Cohen could lookat it and met fan you could And
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I think the Yankees aren't out ofthis either the way they viewed Scott Borris
of Okay, Steve Cohen invests instocks. I don't want to work with
somebody who drives the price up sohigh that when I buy a stock it's
not at its true value. Thatthe way I look at that, Scott
Boris. Scott Boris is an agent. He creates the value of what you
think you should be paying for apicture. A better example might be Jimmy
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Sexton for football coaches in the SECwhere when the football coaching contracts got out
of hand, I was like jimO. Fisher gets paid what Nick Saban?
How are all these guys getting paidso much money? It's all the
same guy to side in the price. Go look up Jimmy Sexton's client list
and if you want to find outwhy a boom came for college football coaches
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and really what's extra are fascinating isthat when Saban retired, how quickly his
client Scot raises He set the priceso owners will look at I think I'm
totally with you, Lavec. Ithink Cohen looks at Boris and says,
I do this for a living.I make money. Ignore the movie Dumb
Money, Ignore that. But VincentDenofrey on all those things. But I'm
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not gonna work with somebody who's drivingthe price up on a product that I
don't want. Maybe I want it, but not at that price. You're
not gonna outsmart meet Scottpors because alot of this is ego. A lot
of this came to ego. Ofyes, but I want the best player,
of course, but you're not gonnamake one up on me. You're
not gonna out smart a billionaire.Boris has done it. Boris, He's
bet probably in anybody in sports besidessex and who I mentioned in football,
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probably done it just as good asanybody in the history of the game.
Lee Steinberg's probably in that conversation Jerrosenhausin that converse. If you know an
ancient's name, they're probably in theconversation Nick Con. But you know,
Nick CON's not no longer an agent. Ney to something else for WWE's to
be a CA. But that's it. Like I think Milcomery can move.
And if I was Montgomery's agent,these guys from the Wasserman Agency, tell
them trade me. If Arizona stinks, go put me on the Yankees,
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Go put me on the Mets.The Braves a World Series contender. Because
I just did it. I putTexas over the top. I'll do it
a second time and go get myone fifty. Well, and like that
was that was a huge mistake forthe Yankees. Obviously Bader never paid off.
But you think about Boris. Hisnumber one move in the past has
always been, well, the Boogeyman'saround the corner. The Yankees are on
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the phone. I'll call the Yankeesright now. They'll give him all the
money in the world. Do youwant to do a deal? You know,
he starts using Cohen. Cohen isobviously the boogeyman. Now, well,
what if Collen calls over to youknow, he just happens to run
into the house time, right,Yeah, I refuse to be used as
the boogeyman for Scott Boris. Iwish other people would take that stand and
(26:53):
Jerry dinner and they wink, wink, nudge, nudge, billionaire handshake whatever
they've got, and then they go, all right, anybody represented by him,
We're not gonna get a bidding war. We're gonna, you know,
if there are already ours, whoknows, maybe we'll keep him, maybe'll
let him go whatever, but we'renot. If you're out there swimming around
in the open free agency market andBoris is trying to go all the Yankees
(27:15):
and the Mets want them, Nope, nope, go ahead and drop the
number back down to whatever it wasbefore you thought we were involved. It's
just it's just an interesting and interestingtime and all these powerful agents. Sooner
or later they either learn to playball or they get pushed off the board
because you're like, like Drew Rosenhalsdoesn't make nearly as much noise as he
used to. He's quiet now,Mahomes as a client helps Yeah, well
(27:41):
one hundred percent. But it's thatdeal, like that might be half the
thing. We know they have torework that deal every like three months.
It's just such an all. Thatdeal is his lifetime deal. The real
numbers will never actually be equated.And if Mahomes gets bigger and bigger,
somehow other agents pop up. No, No I represent Patrick Mahlmes, No
I represent I do. Like weknow it's Lee Steinberg, but you might
(28:02):
google who is Patrick Mahomes agent andhave four different names. Now the answer
is Lee Steinberg. Weird visual.I just looked up from a little earlier
today. Rex Ryan's had Augusta wearinga Lion's polo, a Detroit Lions pollar,
actually just a lion. Earlier inthe show, I told you about
Jason Day's outfit and some other stuff, an actual Detroit Lions. This is
(28:23):
one of his. Is Rob Ryanon staff? Maybe I didn't. I
didn't know Campbell sent it to him. Maybe are are you saying there's a
little rumor flowing around. I've neverI've never seen him in the Lions like
I thought. I thought, Ithink Rob. I thought Rob was still
with the Raiders. I have todouble check that. I mean, maybe
he's just a fan of the Lionsand Dan Campbell. Yeah, rob Is
(28:48):
is the senior defensive assistant for theRaiders. Interesting, are we sure it's
not some weird, very similar highschool team or so? It's definitely the
Try Alliance. Okay, you've beenright. I used to own Alliance team.
I can talk. I'm very surprisedhe would do that usually. Yeah.
Interesting, it's not even very veryinteresting. We've got my fingers going
(29:15):
here, and I want to seeif there's some rumor I missed about something.
Did he get in a fight withKane? Oh? Okay, I
do know why? Why his sonis on the Lions stack? Oh okay,
okay, all right, there yougo, there you go. I
believe it's his son, Seth Ryan, who I believe was a holder for
Clemson. Maybe yeah, that soundsright, So there we go. That
(29:36):
makes a little bit more special teamplayer. Okay, all right, there
you go. Well's just again,I just listen. I'm not I don't
know everything. I just know mostthings, all right, Scott Boris,
he's evil, he wants all themoney, and maybe Jordan Combrick can come
home. To the Yankees now becauseScott Boris is not his agent. However,
Scott bors also want Soto, Solet's make sure we don't have said
(29:56):
too much. A five hundred milliondollars deal is gonna be a we gotta
make sure you get it right.Like guys like Skyboars make it more difficult
to find help. Not Jordan Modiano, not that guy. I had to
be careful. So I saw threeJordan's there in my mind. Jordan Montgomery,
Jordan Moodiano, got the accidental textthat was meant for your wife.
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guy to work with it. It'strue. Play of the Day is coming
up next right here, Fox Sportsright nine. It's Lavak and Goz on
ninety five to nine Fox Sports Radio. Time for the Play of the Day,
brought to you by Mohawks Chevrolet toget those job of Mark Chevy where
they always go out of their wayto please you. No pinstrip parlay today,
(32:07):
thanks a lot of mother nature.No pinstripe parlay. But let me
celebrate for a minute here. Whathappened last night will be quite possibly my
best call all year long, allyear long. The back of the play
of the day, a five toone shot hitting for the Gunner Henderson home
(32:28):
run. Here's to talk about homeruns. Because you left me out of
that pool, dingerpool. If Peteris very upset about it. Peter,
bill Fish and others are saying we'regonna start our own pool without gods.
I don't know if you saw thesupport bill Fish and I are are.
We're very close. We have tobe. If this will make you feel
a little bit better, especially whenmy players are in town. If this
(32:51):
makes you feel better, I didnot wager the Gutnnter Henderson play. No,
it doesn't make me feel better you, Jack asked, what do you
mean. Here's why I didn't wagerit because I I watched Henderson's first at
bat and I started to cower awayfrom my bet and I said, boy,
he looks terrible tonight. I'm notdoing the pen. He's ever been
tighter on you. He looks terrible. I've already lost this bet. And
(33:13):
then you go to the tenth inningBoston and Baltimo. What a great series
that's been. I've been texting ourfriend when Young about it. Boston.
Dam was there, Shaust. He'sprobably trying to fight the Orioles tagged in
that tweet. He hasn't gotten backto me. It's like a real life
Peter Griffin. He's probably still he'sprobably in a holding cell somewhere in the
greater Boston area. So that rulestakes, and we can talk about this
(33:34):
if we want to, about therunner on second base and extrainings. Enough.
Yeah, I've been saying all upwith you. I don't disagree.
Covie League Softball done. What adumb rule that still is. So the
runner's on second, there's gotta bea keg out there. If there's no
keg, there should be no runner. Jackson Holidays standing at second gutter.
Henderson's at a three to zero count. There was never a moment during that
(33:57):
at bat I'm like, oh,Henderson's gonna go deep. Nope, three
to zero pitch blasted over the fencethere. I am acting like I'm a
superstar because they call it on theair at five to one. I did
not profit. So that might makeyou feel better. No, I don't
ever feel better, you know whinnow I hit my bat. We already
talked about that Little Nicks plus JalenBrunson over points. It was nice.
(34:20):
I enjoyed that, and it literallywas at like the scenario we pointed out
where I was like, you werelike, you know, you cash out
early, and I was like,nah, I didn't cash out early.
I wrote it. I just inmy I'm in my room, and I
cash it all. Took all themoney. It's happy to do. So
(34:42):
I can't do a pistry parlor.Yankees rained out in Cleveland with the Guardians.
So I'm gonna you know what I'mgonna do, Well right back to
the well, and well, rightback to the NIXT Brunson, Well,
okay, that's what I'm doing.I'm gonna go ahead and I am going
to take and this is a bigone. I don't like laying this many
points, but you know what,I'm feeling saucy, so I'm going after
(35:05):
it. I'm gonna take the Knicksminus eleven Jalen Brunson over thirty one and
a half points. Oh, youknow what, let's get really saucy over
three three pointers, Dante DiVincenzo threeplus. It's plus two seventy nine.
So Nicks minus eleven over thirty oneand a half points, brunts and three
(35:27):
plus May threes. So three plusmade threes, so you gotta make three
or more. Okay for Devincenzo,that's plus two seventy nine. This might
be this Knicks kicker parlay. Ihave a huge parlay I want to do
and it may be after yesterday's greatcall. This could be the dumbest play
I have all year, after thebest one. So the NBA lines we
(35:49):
talked about a little bit in thetop four to four, they are outrageous
tonight. Some of these games areso stupid. The Lakers are a fifteen
and a half point favored against theGrizzlies. We'll do them one more time.
Here. The Wolves fifteen points,the Heat fifteen points, the Nuggets
ten points, the Thunder over theBucks. Guess how many points? Sixteen?
I didn't let you get, sorry, the Mavericks thirteen, so the
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Clippers fifteen. We ran through itall seven games. So beck, if
you take a seven leg money line, parlay with all of those again,
the Lakers, Wolves, Heat,Nuggets, Thunder, Mavericks, Clippers.
That's plus one o one? Ohoh? So how do we do this?
(36:38):
Do we go? Do we dothe seven game spread? Do we
go with these instead of doing themoney lines? He's in down four or
four and a half. I don'tknow if I want to. I don't
know if I want to. Ikind of just want to put five dollars
down on seven leg somewhere. TheCardinals like, that's not funny, guys,
that is not funny at all.What you're doing to be right now?
All as always that respond constably,all right, So what are the
(37:01):
games were we doing? Let meretrans let me translate this. Okaya,
give me There are multiple games tonightin the NBA because people are resting their
starters and tanking on purpose and goingfor playoff spots. I believe there are
seven games currently listed right now thathave a double digit or more spread,
well out more than That's exactly right. And I didn't mention the Knicks.
Actually, I didn't mention the Nicksin that equation. I did not.
(37:23):
Oh we got I add the Knicksobviously, hang out here. Let's make
it an eighteen parlay. Okay,there are eight games tonight in the NBA
that have a ten plus spread.If you took all of those teams on
the money line tonight, including theKnicks, that would pay you plus one
thirty. So, Ryan Cardinal,if you're listening Gaz's NBA blowout parlay,
(37:46):
eight teams all win the game outrightplus one thirty. So, for instance,
for the math, we'll do tendollars. If I were to bet
ten dollars on all money lines onthose blowouts, I'd be paid thirteen dollars
dollars in one cent. And I'mdoing that right now. Okay, that
is either the dumbest thing I've doneon this show, because what is the
(38:06):
benefit of just taking monster favorites,or somebody on the show's about to have
thirteen dollars in their pocket. Okay, five point teaser Nick's Lakers, Timberwolves,
Heat, Nuggets, Thunder, MAVs, Clippers is plus sixteen hundred.
(38:28):
So I just took all my movethe line five points in my favor.
All right, let's go. I'lldo it. I'm scared to you.
I put twenty bucks on it.That's a three hundred and twenty dollars pay
day if it happens. If thathits, you have to pay me sixty
nine cents. I have to payyou nothing because you don't have the stones
to do it. And if youdon't have the stones to make the bet,
you don't have the stones to collecton the bet. Please bet responsible.
By the way, twenty dollars isthat was how much I had left
(38:49):
to bet tonight. That was whatI was gonna put on the Yankees game.
So there it is, all right? All right? So Ryan,
just right there. You know what, Ryan, that's punishment because you and
I Lavac are going to be onthe No Credentials Required podcast this weekend.
By the way, we've been invited. I paid to be on it.
I don't know if you did whatI was then known sixty nine cents by
Ryan No. I just need tobe a get out early. I just
don't have to do right after sovery serious stuff. I feel bad for
(39:13):
our guy and Junior because Junior isworking this weekend for our sister station WGY.
I have the wife's birthday event.I've got the podcast. I may
I may have found a husband that'sworse than you me. I have a
whole look look the birthdays today,and we're doing it to did you get
her a president yet? While you'relistening right now on the radio side,
(39:36):
let's say that president hasn't been acquiredper se. But if you're a podcast
listener, I would say, bythe time you listen, I feel che
on her birthday, you're going shoppingfor her birthday president. I've made a
lot of calls. Here's the guywho may be worse than you. So
a thirty five year old woman starteda subreddit titled am I the A hole?
(40:00):
And here's here's the evidence that she'sput forth. So apparently this woman
and her husband both thirty five yearsold. They've been married for a decade,
so they got married at twenty five? How old were you we got
married twenty eight? Okay, shesaid, they've been very happy, but
during COVID they found themselves playing moreand more Dungeons and Dragons, so them
(40:23):
and their friends would go over zoomin three to four hour Dungeons and Dragons
campaigns. So they're nerds. Okay, we know that the husband is the
dungeon master, so he like makesthe campaigns, builds the cat, like
the whole thing. He puts ittogether. She's upset because now here we
(40:52):
are in the modern day, wherethey go out, they have lives,
well probably not. They play Dungeonsand Dragons. They go outside, they
go to com book store. Apparentlythere's some health issues in the family.
But she comes home from work,she's starting to clean and do all this
stuff. He gives her a preview, all right, so she's cooking dinner.
(41:13):
He decides to give her a preview, a little sneak peek of what
he's built for their new Dungeons andDragons session, and she wasn't excited enough,
so he was upset to what shereplied, guys, I'd be more
excited if you clean up the kitchenafter we're done eating. I guess the
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major argument broke out. She didn'tappreciate the work he was putting into setting
up their Dungeons and Dragons events.They go back and forth. She calls
Dungeons and Dragons a hobby. Hebelieves that building a Dungeons and Dragons campaign
counts quote quote counts as a chore, just like cooking and cleaning. Guys,
(42:07):
you didn't buy your wife a president, and it is her birthday.
But you are a better husband becauseI know there is no chance in hell
you'd be like you want me towatch the boys. Who's gonna who's gonna
decide when the gorgon attacks? Huh? Who's who's gonna who's gonna decide where
the dragon's weaknesses? If you haveto roll an odd numbered triangle, dice
(42:29):
me or you? Okay, youneed me on that wall, all right?
Like I'm sorry. If I waseither one of these two's parent,
I would I'd feel like a failure. I'd a failure as a parent,
failures a parent. I did notpush you, guys, as you like
(42:49):
to say. I did not makethem touch grass nearly enough. Can you
imagine if you went to your wifetoday? Guys, And I think your
wife's pretty understanding about a lot ofthings. And you said, I'm not.
I'm sorry. I'm gonna need youto put both Rex and West to
bed. I'm putting together dungeons andDragons campaign for us. She'd punch you
(43:10):
in the face. This woman runsthe reddit. That would be enough.
So you know what, just keepbacking up the car, don't come back
into the driveway, find yourself inthat dungeon with that dragon, and live
there tonight when they fight. Doyou think they stand in the opposite of
the House of yell? Fireball fireball, lightning, ball lightning? Like do
you think they larp you live action? There's no doubt, just like that
(43:34):
eighteen parlay that is a heavy playon the LARPing for those two. I
hope they don't have kids. Ireally don't. They could. I don't
know whether they have time to dothat though, with all the LARPing and
dragoning and dungeon ing. You maatgeI just died. Like obviously your problem
is fixed by a quick trip toLillian David Fine Jewelers. This dude's probably
(43:57):
walking in there and going where isthe elfin jewelry section? I really,
I really screwed up this time.Do you have anything made of dragon scale
looking for a ring, want torule them all. Let's talk about Lilian
David Fine Jeweler's and I'm nervous thatGollum's gonna show up. No, I'm
(44:19):
going to send these notes when she'smad you because you don't get her a
present for her birthday. You,honey, could be worse. Please actually
send them right now to talk aboutLily and David Fine Jewelers. Uh Alyssa,
I said all week I was gonnatext you. In my mind,
I figured the South though. Ithink I think I got this pretty good,
even though I don't have a giftper se physically right now, Lillian
David find Julis can help you,guys. If you get in this spot,
they will help you. The shopsof Wilton's the place to go if
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you're listening looking to celebrate that birthdayfor the wife, the fiance, the
girlfriend will have that piece of jewelryshe's looking for. Now you might not
even know what that is. Luckily, have a staff there that's got tons
of experience and has all the stories. They've heard them all before a lot
of those stories from me family ownedand operated business continue the No, don't
show up looking like Gallumn to LilianDavid, all right, don't don't,
(45:04):
please don't, and if you decideto do that, and I just hope,
Alyssa says goss, No, no, you can't send Lord of the
Rings people into the shops. Thatwill hi. I was I was looking
for one ring to rule them all. I think David with Roma, you
always know what to say about him. He's got that like a hunger Games
(45:27):
look to him, Southern character,get up, how dare you? Why
are you bothering to buy an engagementring? You nerd? Happy birthday chart
and my wonderful wife. It happenedbecause fiance to wife Lilian David find you.
There's the shops at Wilton. ClearlyI need support and you are the
people right now that can support thiswonderful business that is stuck through. We
throw all these things. We havea third hour of the show on a
(45:50):
Friday. They have decided, thebosses they want more of this and maybe
you do here on a Friday FoxSports ninety five, nine nine eighty.
It's like a trilogy
It's time for the Top four fourwith Levac and Guz. Time for the
top four four. I feel yougot a Levac confidence man. We got
this Top four and four. It'sbrought to you by Mohawk Honor where they
always got other way to please you. Uh. Four maggy story in ne
Orleans sports guys, what's the fourthbased story? Love that Kentucky basketball has
(00:22):
their new head coach. His nameis Mark Pope, New Pope. Was
that the white smoke right when youget the new Pope? Yes? I
think I think it is now alot of rumored names involved, Dane Hurley,
Billy Donovan, Scott Drew. MarkPope wasn't really on the list for
most people. I think Kentucky basketballfans are shocked by this that a b
(00:45):
YU coach who's not one of thebig names as the new head coach.
I saw this tweet from Louisville,Kentucky, the rival of of course Lexi
Kentucky Kentucky Cardinals versus Wildcats. Theydescribed the hiring with the King's song in
Hamilton, Leavak. I know you'rea big Hamilton fan. You still get
to watch it? Uh? Maybethe King George can sum up the hiring
here, I brought audio John Adams. Besides that part, okay, k
(01:14):
loves it, I know him.That can't be. That's that little guy
who spoke to me all those yearsa girl. What was it eighty five
that poor Manda eat him? Asto Washington? They all look so watch
(01:41):
them around? Did you not getthe comparison there? No, no,
no, no, what a wonderfulphrase that Kentucky fans think this guy is
gonna fail like John Adams? Isthat? Is that a stretch too much?
What can I say? Besides well, is that just the Disney movie
for Lonely Parents? It did sowell on Twitter, and I thought it
(02:04):
was gonna work on the air.I don't know the movie. I don't
watch it anybody. It's a masterpiece, Hamilton. If I said that that
was John Cala Perry acting like he'sresponding to Mark Pope, would that have
been a better set up? Bucking, I say, beside, welcome,
We'll move on a story number threehere. It's major league great. It's
(02:27):
very sequels coming out. Yeah,rumor was live action than just the sequel.
I'm tapped into this stuff. Nowlisten. At least that's a music
like a joy the music you everdo, so you have the same jump
the shark. Yes, TV showshappy, Yeah, every single TV series
(02:47):
I've ever enjoyed. The second theydo a musical episode, just have the
shark come out of the pool.Eat. You're done. You're out because
they sucked. Then you've given intostupidity at that point. Scrubs did one
Yep, crap oz probably crap,Bluffy the Vampire Slayer crap, Yeah,
all crap. Taka. Now Imentioned shows seen in a wire. When
(03:10):
they did, they were on thewire. I literally was thinking about shows
like did Dexter do what move ona story? I guarantee you, by
the way, no matter what youlistened to today, nobody, nobody in
the country did a wire. HamiltonMolwana breaked out of the Mark Pope hiring
a Kentucky This is shouldn't work whenI'm sick. This is what happens when
(03:31):
I'm sick. Nobody. Story numberthree involves Major League Baseball action. Tonight,
the Yankees are washed out. Eventhough the Yankees are washed out,
Lavac and I have an interesting takeabout what the Yankees roster could look like
a little later on in this hour, other games of note tonight include the
New York Met's host of the KansasCity Royals seven to ten scheduled first pitch.
They're Red Sox at the Angels scheduledseven ten as well back at Fenway
(03:53):
Park. So there is some action, But Yankee fans no need to fear.
There will be more Yankee baseball comingup tomorrow with an afternoon matchup with
the Cleveland Guardians double header. Bythe way, two really good teams so
far Division leaders. Let's focus onthat Yankees Guardians. Potentially you can see
both these teams went in the postseasonback like I believe you had the Guardians
(04:15):
of the division champs pre season.No, yeah, we're not gonna see
anything for them tonight. I knowthe double I was saying, yeah,
no, I think the Guardians havesome talent. I just I know the
double header feels like two chances fora w for the Yankees at a lot
of volpey right there. Two chancesout to Andy Gelcher of Mohawks chevrole and
say, well, your team sucks. That's what that is right there.
(04:39):
I'm all about that voice your teamsucks. I do like a voice memo
for him. No, Andrew nevertell you your team sucks. I can't
even think of is chef from SouthPark? Is that who that sounds like?
You know, it's probably closest touh, mister poop covered in almoster,
(05:01):
thank you. It's probably closest tothe covered and oil guy on a
family guy. Again, nobody canbreak down this weekend's Major League Baseball actually
quite like us me. I'm noteven on cold medicine yet. This is
just me. This is just menot feeling well. God's taking liberties with
the Hamilton soundtrack. Let's see whatwe can do here for story number two.
(05:25):
It's the NBA slate of games.I have an outrageous play coming up.
I can promise you that I havesomething. My play of the day
was so good yesterday and I couldput up something epically awful or great.
That's what you tried to talk meout of my play of the day,
and mine was Mine was a winner. So games today include Nixon nets at
our coverage to get our way atseven o'clock. That's right, tip off
(05:46):
set for seven thirty. Other gamesof note including thunder Bucks, Nuggets,
Spurs, Clippers, Jazz, Sons, Kings, Celtic's Hornets, Magic Sixers.
I would say that was the mostimpactful game of tonight's schedule. In
fact, the Magic and Sixers bothplaying for playoff spots. Is it fair
to say that the Magic and Sixersmaybe have the most on the line when
(06:11):
it comes to seeding or could youeven see the Knicks in that mix of
most important to get the right seed? Uh? I mean, obviously for
me it's the it's the Knicks becauseyou get this w you pretty much,
you know, you feel pretty goodabout being stationary at that three spot.
If that's we're going to be,potentially can still move up to that two
spot. How great would that befor the papers to write about the next
second seed? But you know,it's it's probably everything around that cluster bleep
(06:36):
that it was. Are the playinggames? Like everything around that just grenadive
insanity that the NBA throws on usonce a year, that those everything that
involves that the next season will concludeon Sunday at one o'clock against the Bulls.
Why you're right here on Fox SportsRadio, not if I've not and
not Eddie. While you were talking, I was squinting at you. I
(06:57):
felt like Jameis Winston just like goinglike this, like a George W.
Bush impression, just squinting. I'mlike, wait a second, he's talking
about the three seed, and I'mtalking about the Magic and the Sixers and
where the Sixers and Magic can landin the Eastern Conference, and I'm looking
at these games. How about inthe third hour today, let's get on
the path to the playoffs. Howabout maybe about five twenty the second segment
in our third hour, we'll talkabout the path to the postseason for the
(07:20):
Knicks. How about that? Allright? Well, and you understand,
like what I was saying, becausethey're down there in that little play in
game tournament thing, the seventy sixers are down there. They could be
they could get out of that.Still, yeah, I understand what you're
saying. But I'm wondering, Iset up the Magic and the Sixers is
the most important teams, But maybeit's somebody else. Maybe it's not the
(07:41):
Knicks, maybe it's the Bucks.Maybe there needs to be a discussion.
And we didn't even move to theWesterner Conference too. Maybe there are way
more teams involved than that take Ihad here in the top four to four
than even realize. So yeah,let's see Knicks fans. We can di
have a little deeper to the thirdhour, the moment Gods realizes even greater
than he thought he was. Youknow, you brought up the point I
just like I agreed with you.I gave you you had the never mind,
(08:05):
I'm not I'm not winning in thetop four to four today and I'm
not gonna win with this. I'mnot doing that. You know what the
Masters is going on? I'm pushingdown the music story. Number one is
the Masters. You know the topford four is gone today. Do you
really want me to run through theleader board because I'm not gonna I'm not.
You owe that people the leader board. You go to Fox sports dot
(08:26):
com to get it. You followus on social media. Here's my take
from the Masters, since this isthe way the top four four has gone
on a Friday today, here Myndy, Hey, that was what all right?
Now? I had four takeaways.The Wendy's won Paramount plus was not
as funny as I thought it wasgonna be. I haven't seen as much
complaining as I thought. Number two. Enough with Tiger, you know what
(08:48):
I mean, I don't mean likeenough with Tiger, like seeing it he
looks like he's in. It's painfulto walk. Tiger looks like the guy
I don't even know how to describeit, like somebody who's like been over
served at the bar. That like, like somebody who almost fell down an
escalator in Las Vegas. They couldbarely walk the rest of the week they
were covering the Super Bowl. Thatwas you. You know what he reminds
(09:11):
me of me. There are someTiger like comparisons between his wattle and his
move, his limp. I don'tknow. He's had way more waffle House
waitresses than I've never I've never hada relationship with a waffle house waitress.
It was Casey Martin's the name ofthe famous golfer who needed the golf cart
God. There are moments where Tigeris walking around that was part of the
(09:35):
game. Is the walk in thecourse. And for him to have to
do extra holes today because the delaylast night and everything like that, I
mean, it's set up for himto not make it. So there's a
famous Time magazine cover. I wantto make sure I get the fight right.
I believe it's Leon Spinks, butit could be Larry Holmes of Ali
in the corner, and Ali isgetting beat and I think it's like ano,
(09:58):
no, no, no, no, no, he's losing. He
like is like slumped down in thecorner on the Time magazine cover. Uh
the Greatest is Gone is what it'scalled. From nineteen seventy eight and A
Lee's in the corner after the seventyeight flight in February and he got his
butt kicked. That feels like Tigersometimes where I'm just like, man,
this is not the Tiger. Butthat's not my biggest takeaway and it's not
(10:18):
my biggest takeaway. My biggest takeawayis have you seen these outfits from Jason
Day? Jason Day? What iswhat is he doing? Is he?
And I feel I feel like he'strying to tick off augusta, right,
so I'm here for it. Butlook ugly, ugly, ugly ugly.
(10:39):
A lot of these outlets that aresharing the Jason Day. Uh it's Leon
Spinks. I got that right,Let's go all right? So it was
right then? Uh so proud theJason Day outfits. The people who are
sharing it have these wild Twitter handlestoo, like, uh, inappropriate for
me to say on the air,so I can't say it like they look
like it mixed between like the oldbasketball shorts and like a sleeveless sweater,
(11:01):
but also some Okay, they looklike something that someone from the nineties would
wear. I remember the nineties.They were great. You're gonna story about
that OJ Simpson guy that was inthe nineties, a lot of that.
You know what. I liked yourtake about trying to tick off Augusta.
I've always said this and it's nevergonna happen. And there's rumors of a
(11:24):
happy gil More too. There isgonna be one golfer that just says,
you know what, I don't care. I'm gonna do it my way.
I'm gonna break out fashion be theway they wanted Ricky Fallon to sort of
be like that with a flat brimmedhat, the bright colored polos. Oh,
it was the late Payne Stewart whohad the hat too, that had
a little bit of knickers, right. Yeah, whatever Jason Day's doing is
(11:46):
just embarrassing. So that those aremy take, not a Kickstarter version of
Gaza's Master's take, but pretty closeto. It's like one of those things
where somebody looks at the role boatand goes, well, we have to
have a collar. We have tohave this. It doesn't say anything about
writing stupid crap on the front ofthe show. Oh do that. That's
what it feels. That's that's whatit kind of feels like to me.
But you know it's I wasn't inthat meeting. Jason Day was like,
(12:07):
I don't need to this week back, I was like, okay, fine,
you know, good luck over worksout for you. See what happens.
I felt so much better about myuh my dad parlay earlier this week,
and I saw my cash out optionearlier today. Burns, my boy,
Burns has falling down the leaderboard fast. I had a buy out for
three cents. So you're gonna quitlike they will if their kids are gonna
(12:28):
be born. There is a chancethat by the time the second round ends,
Burns could be in the last place, or you know, you can
have sky Shuffler or what it all. And he takes off like a big
loser and a quitter, you know, to see the birth of his child.
Yeah, I mean sure, Itry. I made me feel that.
I don't feel bad. I believewhat I believe my kid, Yeah,
(12:50):
I love everybody. Asked to listento everybody, and everyone's feelings are
important, and that's your Jeff,and I don't agree with you because you
think these things are import No,I'm concerned you. No, I alos
asked us yesterday. I'm asking thisnowt was your late father not at your
birth? Well, I don't know. I don't remember it. That's the
point. That's that's you know,you bring my point perfectly. I don't
(13:13):
know. Do you know what youknow? I'm never to know you.
I know you never asked him,Dad. Were you there when I was
born? Why would I ask him? Now? I don't even care.
You just assumed. Yeah, Imean, I don't know. You know,
honestly, that's the first time I'veever thought about it, right in
that entire life. Yeah, Idon't care. You're not telling me your
take about Scheffler or Burns is notbased off of something your life. You
really have no idea if your dadwas there. Based off the work ethic
(13:35):
my father, my father, Myfather got up every morning at four o'clock
in the morning, ran the busgarage for this kiuna, you know,
make a little time to have acold bruise on the way home, dinner
with the family, go to bedwork. He took two weeks off a
year. That's it. We goon vacation. He had so many sick
days stayed up by the time hewas diagnosed with cancer that they had to
(13:56):
buy him out. It was hehad I want to say it was almost
six hundred six. He had liketwo years worth of sick days saved up.
So like that, dude just worked. That's what he did. He
worked his ass off. He providedfor for a family of five kids.
We were all jerks, We're alllarge, We all you a lot.
You're the youngest of five for thosewho know know four now, okay,
(14:18):
but do we the only kind ofthe ones who talked to me that the
order of birth is what we're doinghere. I'm sure your dadad all five
with your mom you were five offive. That I mean, we all
look alike. So I just nowthink now older listeners are not gonna older
listeners know this, and they're gonnabe like, hey, uh, you
know, guys, back in theday, the wife, the person when
(14:39):
you were born. I don't knowthe back right. I remember him being
there allegedly he had hair then,yeah, do you remember him being there?
No, I don't like what I'msaying, But some would you love
your dad any last if he waslike, son, I gotta go work
today, I'm gonna I'm not gonnabe there for a day. You're never
gonna remember. Yes, I thinkyou would love him. I didn't say
I love him, blessed. Iwould you considered of what were you doing
(15:01):
at work that day? But thatwas one of the masters. Allegedly,
people like dad's back then, Iguess, would sit outside the delivery room
and smoke a cigar and then likethe mom would just give birth, the
baby would come out like guys weren't. But that's very old school. Maybe
your dad was on that fringe ofthe old school. I don't know if
he was there. He was probablythere. I don't maybe I don't care,
like it means nothing to me.I wasn't there. You were at
(15:22):
your own birth, I mean likethere, But I was like mentally like
aware, can you ask one ofyour siblings do you think they know?
Nah? Nah? Guy died inninety three? Why are you Why are
you trying to beat them up tonight? I'm attacking my dad. I was
just curious. Your take is notI don't care, like why do I
care? Like? How do yousay you had to care. He went
(15:46):
to a couple of baseball games.That was nice, you know what I
mean, Like, I don't knowwhat do you want for me? You
know, I can tell you whathe's showing up anything now, don't know.
Don't that hurts. I don't knowwhat's more important than me? Right
now, That's not where I wantedthat to go. I just was curious
of weird. You know what helove? You know he would love he
would love my relationship with Mohawks Chevrolet, all right, that's what he would
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where's my dad? Where is henow? It's Lovakan guz on,
the voice of the Capitol Regions SportsFan Fox Sports ninety five to nine and
nine eighty. Oh yeah, yeah, we're bringing it on a Friday.
I think it to you. You'reall pumped up over here. I'm like,
(17:55):
hey, if I take the leftheadphone off, my ear doesn't hurt
as bad. So it's like,I don't know, adult's gonna have your
infections. I'm sorry, I'll say, I don't know if that's what it
is or if I just got likewater in my ear. I don't know
what it is. I just knowit hurts, and my head hurts and
everything hurts, and I'm gonna bea bee about it. That's all there
is. You'll live. You'll livebecause otherwise I'm gonna go get Scott Boris
(18:18):
is my agent because he's got alittle more free time, and then let's
see, let's see if you canafford me at that point, young man,
how do you like that? Soit feels like everybody's running to Scott
Boris. Somebody's running away. Yeah, Jordan Montgomery, former New York Yankee,
has fired Scott Boris as an agent. You rarely hear that happening.
(18:41):
Now, remember this past offseason,Scott Boris representing Jordan Montgomery. The reports
is that Montgomery is gonna land onehundred million dollars deal. But then Scott
Boris decided, you know what,one hundred million's not good enough for him.
I want one hundred and seventy million, which everyone just laughed at and
said, okay, you're being irrational, Scott. We're not giving him one
(19:03):
hundred and seventy million. Everyone knowsit's one hundred So Jori Montgomery looked at
that and said, wait a second. I just helped the Rangers win a
World Series. I know what Ithink I'm worth. My agent's not helping
me. In about what less thanone hundred hours before the season started,
he had to sign a one yeardeal twenty five million with the Diamondbacks,
so Jordan Montgumery fired him. Nowhe's signed with a big time agency,
(19:26):
the Wasserman Agency, which is stillsome You know, this is no agent
from across the street, Vinnie theFish is not representing Jordan Montgomery. I
meant, but now this offseason,Cody Bellinger, Blake Snell, those are
some clients that have gone through itthis upcoming off season, Alonzo, Corbin
Burns, Juan Soto. There couldbe some free agents, and I mentioned
those three because, uh, howmany of those are gonna stay with Boris?
(19:49):
We'll find out. But this isa big deal, Lovak for two
reasons. One, you wonder nowif some people are gonna look at Scott
Boris and be like, we knowyou can get our guys paid, but
there are gonna be some teams whodon't want to work with you. David
Sampson, who does some coverage formetal Ark Media, former president of the
Miami Marlins and survivor contestant, talkedabout there are some teams who won't work
(20:12):
with Scott Boars. It's not worththe headache. We would love to have
top talent. We're not gonna wasteour time with you. Now, others
will look at that and say he'sgonna get paid, or I think this
is the most intriguing option of anything. Is Jordan Montgomery a potentially Yankee target
for this upcoming trade? Maybe he'sa target for the Red Sox, The
(20:32):
Orioles the Mets if they're in contentionnow that he's on a one year deal
with the defending National League champions.Obviously Arizona thinks they can make a push
with Montgomery. But if Arizona fallsout of it, could he potentially be
a mix for a trade this summerfor any of the New York teams.
I was shocked they didn't go afterhim in the offseason. We know why.
(20:55):
Now the price was stupid. Itmakes sense, right, And then
you know Garret Cole is also aScott Boris client. So that's I mean,
put that out there, you know, think about it. Yeah,
I guess, And now maybe it'sa little different, but I I twenty
five million, and when it's reallytwo years fifty million with an opt out
(21:17):
and invested clause and whatever, blahblah blah all these so it's it's so
it's it's two one year, twentyfive million dollar deals basically. But when
it got to there, the Yankeesdidn't call him, go yeah, we'll
do twenty six you know what Imean, Like, it doesn't it doesn't
really compute to me, like ordo they hate Boris that much? But
don't forget in October, the PolarBear signed Boris, fire his agent and
signed with Boris. Is that whyhe's not long term with the Mets yet?
(21:41):
Is that why we're talking about tradesinstead of you know, him having
a ten year deal. They gotBrandon Nemos deal done. They didn't get
they didn't get Pelazzo's deal done.Now you know free agent versus year left.
But something is is is a miss. And I mean when you look
at his clients, Blake Snell's anotherone. Blake Snell didn't get what he
(22:02):
was supposed to get. He's gotjosel Two, Max Sureser, Garrett Cole,
Corey Seeger, Juan Soto, BryceHarper, He's got big clients.
They think Wan Soda is gonna getfive hundred million dollar deal this year when
this is over. Who is theyagain? The New York Post and Baseball
Inside. All Right, I askedthat jokingly because I think you and I
(22:22):
talked about it this week. ScottBoris wants that to be true. Well,
don't don't forget there is one littlething that leaves me to believe that's
a very that's actually a realistic number, because they turned down a twelve year
four hundred and forty million dollar dealfrom the Nationals before that trade happened where
he got sent to San Diego.So he's always gonna ask for a ton
of money, But so does aguy if Soto. Now obviously SODA's gonna
(22:45):
play like he has to this point. But if he does, he plays
it, someone's given him five hundredmillion dollars. I would assume it'll be
don't leave your stuff right in thelocker. You're all good, we got
you, but I I got it. I got a weird feeling. Okay,
there's Scott Borris, has always beenMajor League Baseball's boogeyman. Shows up,
(23:10):
tell stupid jokes, gets you topay more money than anybody else.
Whatever collusion is against the rules,can't do it. It's actually illegal.
But no one is better at destroyingbig money guys than other big money guys.
What what if Uncle Steve comes outand goes, I'm not paying Boris
(23:33):
clients. Max, Sure's there wasone of them. I gave him all
the money in the world. I'mstill paying him. Pete, if you
want to stay, you got toget rid of Scott Wors And again,
it's just I just to have tohave the reigning n al Cy Young to
have a World Series winning pitcher andneither one of them get anywhere close to
where he thought they were gonna get. This is the the And then to
(23:56):
have jor Mtgomery fire like it.This he may not be weak at all.
This could be the weakest Scott Borishas ever been as an agent in
Major League Baseball. You do alittle bit more investing in the stock market
than I do. I think Awasay, you mean yes, I think
here's the way Steve Cohen could lookat it and met fan you could And
(24:17):
I think the Yankees aren't out ofthis either the way they viewed Scott Borris
of Okay, Steve Cohen invests instocks. I don't want to work with
somebody who drives the price up sohigh that when I buy a stock it's
not at its true value. Thatthe way I look at that, Scott
Boris. Scott Boris is an agent. He creates the value of what you
think you should be paying for apicture. A better example might be Jimmy
(24:37):
Sexton for football coaches in the SECwhere when the football coaching contracts got out
of hand, I was like jimO. Fisher gets paid what Nick Saban?
How are all these guys getting paidso much money? It's all the
same guy to side in the price. Go look up Jimmy Sexton's client list
and if you want to find outwhy a boom came for college football coaches
(24:57):
and really what's extra are fascinating isthat when Saban retired, how quickly his
client Scot raises He set the priceso owners will look at I think I'm
totally with you, Lavec. Ithink Cohen looks at Boris and says,
I do this for a living.I make money. Ignore the movie Dumb
Money, Ignore that. But VincentDenofrey on all those things. But I'm
(25:21):
not gonna work with somebody who's drivingthe price up on a product that I
don't want. Maybe I want it, but not at that price. You're
not gonna outsmart meet Scottpors because alot of this is ego. A lot
of this came to ego. Ofyes, but I want the best player,
of course, but you're not gonnamake one up on me. You're
not gonna out smart a billionaire.Boris has done it. Boris, He's
bet probably in anybody in sports besidessex and who I mentioned in football,
(25:44):
probably done it just as good asanybody in the history of the game.
Lee Steinberg's probably in that conversation Jerrosenhausin that converse. If you know an
ancient's name, they're probably in theconversation Nick Con. But you know,
Nick CON's not no longer an agent. Ney to something else for WWE's to
be a CA. But that's it. Like I think Milcomery can move.
And if I was Montgomery's agent,these guys from the Wasserman Agency, tell
them trade me. If Arizona stinks, go put me on the Yankees,
(26:08):
Go put me on the Mets.The Braves a World Series contender. Because
I just did it. I putTexas over the top. I'll do it
a second time and go get myone fifty. Well, and like that
was that was a huge mistake forthe Yankees. Obviously Bader never paid off.
But you think about Boris. Hisnumber one move in the past has
always been, well, the Boogeyman'saround the corner. The Yankees are on
(26:32):
the phone. I'll call the Yankeesright now. They'll give him all the
money in the world. Do youwant to do a deal? You know,
he starts using Cohen. Cohen isobviously the boogeyman. Now, well,
what if Collen calls over to youknow, he just happens to run
into the house time, right,Yeah, I refuse to be used as
the boogeyman for Scott Boris. Iwish other people would take that stand and
(26:53):
Jerry dinner and they wink, wink, nudge, nudge, billionaire handshake whatever
they've got, and then they go, all right, anybody represented by him,
We're not gonna get a bidding war. We're gonna, you know,
if there are already ours, whoknows, maybe we'll keep him, maybe'll
let him go whatever, but we'renot. If you're out there swimming around
in the open free agency market andBoris is trying to go all the Yankees
(27:15):
and the Mets want them, Nope, nope, go ahead and drop the
number back down to whatever it wasbefore you thought we were involved. It's
just it's just an interesting and interestingtime and all these powerful agents. Sooner
or later they either learn to playball or they get pushed off the board
because you're like, like Drew Rosenhalsdoesn't make nearly as much noise as he
used to. He's quiet now,Mahomes as a client helps Yeah, well
(27:41):
one hundred percent. But it's thatdeal, like that might be half the
thing. We know they have torework that deal every like three months.
It's just such an all. Thatdeal is his lifetime deal. The real
numbers will never actually be equated.And if Mahomes gets bigger and bigger,
somehow other agents pop up. No, No I represent Patrick Mahlmes, No
I represent I do. Like weknow it's Lee Steinberg, but you might
(28:02):
google who is Patrick Mahomes agent andhave four different names. Now the answer
is Lee Steinberg. Weird visual.I just looked up from a little earlier
today. Rex Ryan's had Augusta wearinga Lion's polo, a Detroit Lions pollar,
actually just a lion. Earlier inthe show, I told you about
Jason Day's outfit and some other stuff, an actual Detroit Lions. This is
(28:23):
one of his. Is Rob Ryanon staff? Maybe I didn't. I
didn't know Campbell sent it to him. Maybe are are you saying there's a
little rumor flowing around. I've neverI've never seen him in the Lions like
I thought. I thought, Ithink Rob. I thought Rob was still
with the Raiders. I have todouble check that. I mean, maybe
he's just a fan of the Lionsand Dan Campbell. Yeah, rob Is
(28:48):
is the senior defensive assistant for theRaiders. Interesting, are we sure it's
not some weird, very similar highschool team or so? It's definitely the
Try Alliance. Okay, you've beenright. I used to own Alliance team.
I can talk. I'm very surprisedhe would do that usually. Yeah.
Interesting, it's not even very veryinteresting. We've got my fingers going
(29:15):
here, and I want to seeif there's some rumor I missed about something.
Did he get in a fight withKane? Oh? Okay, I
do know why? Why his sonis on the Lions stack? Oh okay,
okay, all right, there yougo, there you go. I
believe it's his son, Seth Ryan, who I believe was a holder for
Clemson. Maybe yeah, that soundsright, So there we go. That
(29:36):
makes a little bit more special teamplayer. Okay, all right, there
you go. Well's just again,I just listen. I'm not I don't
know everything. I just know mostthings, all right, Scott Boris,
he's evil, he wants all themoney, and maybe Jordan Combrick can come
home. To the Yankees now becauseScott Boris is not his agent. However,
Scott bors also want Soto, Solet's make sure we don't have said
(29:56):
too much. A five hundred milliondollars deal is gonna be a we gotta
make sure you get it right.Like guys like Skyboars make it more difficult
to find help. Not Jordan Modiano, not that guy. I had to
be careful. So I saw threeJordan's there in my mind. Jordan Montgomery,
Jordan Moodiano, got the accidental textthat was meant for your wife.
(30:18):
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guy to work with it. It'strue. Play of the Day is coming
up next right here, Fox Sportsright nine. It's Lavak and Goz on
ninety five to nine Fox Sports Radio. Time for the Play of the Day,
brought to you by Mohawks Chevrolet toget those job of Mark Chevy where
they always go out of their wayto please you. No pinstrip parlay today,
(32:07):
thanks a lot of mother nature.No pinstripe parlay. But let me
celebrate for a minute here. Whathappened last night will be quite possibly my
best call all year long, allyear long. The back of the play
of the day, a five toone shot hitting for the Gunner Henderson home
(32:28):
run. Here's to talk about homeruns. Because you left me out of
that pool, dingerpool. If Peteris very upset about it. Peter,
bill Fish and others are saying we'regonna start our own pool without gods.
I don't know if you saw thesupport bill Fish and I are are.
We're very close. We have tobe. If this will make you feel
a little bit better, especially whenmy players are in town. If this
(32:51):
makes you feel better, I didnot wager the Gutnnter Henderson play. No,
it doesn't make me feel better you, Jack asked, what do you
mean. Here's why I didn't wagerit because I I watched Henderson's first at
bat and I started to cower awayfrom my bet and I said, boy,
he looks terrible tonight. I'm notdoing the pen. He's ever been
tighter on you. He looks terrible. I've already lost this bet. And
(33:13):
then you go to the tenth inningBoston and Baltimo. What a great series
that's been. I've been texting ourfriend when Young about it. Boston.
Dam was there, Shaust. He'sprobably trying to fight the Orioles tagged in
that tweet. He hasn't gotten backto me. It's like a real life
Peter Griffin. He's probably still he'sprobably in a holding cell somewhere in the
greater Boston area. So that rulestakes, and we can talk about this
(33:34):
if we want to, about therunner on second base and extrainings. Enough.
Yeah, I've been saying all upwith you. I don't disagree.
Covie League Softball done. What adumb rule that still is. So the
runner's on second, there's gotta bea keg out there. If there's no
keg, there should be no runner. Jackson Holidays standing at second gutter.
Henderson's at a three to zero count. There was never a moment during that
(33:57):
at bat I'm like, oh,Henderson's gonna go deep. Nope, three
to zero pitch blasted over the fencethere. I am acting like I'm a
superstar because they call it on theair at five to one. I did
not profit. So that might makeyou feel better. No, I don't
ever feel better, you know whinnow I hit my bat. We already
talked about that Little Nicks plus JalenBrunson over points. It was nice.
(34:20):
I enjoyed that, and it literallywas at like the scenario we pointed out
where I was like, you werelike, you know, you cash out
early, and I was like,nah, I didn't cash out early.
I wrote it. I just inmy I'm in my room, and I
cash it all. Took all themoney. It's happy to do. So
(34:42):
I can't do a pistry parlor.Yankees rained out in Cleveland with the Guardians.
So I'm gonna you know what I'mgonna do, Well right back to
the well, and well, rightback to the NIXT Brunson, Well,
okay, that's what I'm doing.I'm gonna go ahead and I am going
to take and this is a bigone. I don't like laying this many
points, but you know what,I'm feeling saucy, so I'm going after
(35:05):
it. I'm gonna take the Knicksminus eleven Jalen Brunson over thirty one and
a half points. Oh, youknow what, let's get really saucy over
three three pointers, Dante DiVincenzo threeplus. It's plus two seventy nine.
So Nicks minus eleven over thirty oneand a half points, brunts and three
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plus May threes. So three plusmade threes, so you gotta make three
or more. Okay for Devincenzo,that's plus two seventy nine. This might
be this Knicks kicker parlay. Ihave a huge parlay I want to do
and it may be after yesterday's greatcall. This could be the dumbest play
I have all year, after thebest one. So the NBA lines we
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talked about a little bit in thetop four to four, they are outrageous
tonight. Some of these games areso stupid. The Lakers are a fifteen
and a half point favored against theGrizzlies. We'll do them one more time.
Here. The Wolves fifteen points,the Heat fifteen points, the Nuggets
ten points, the Thunder over theBucks. Guess how many points? Sixteen?
I didn't let you get, sorry, the Mavericks thirteen, so the
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Clippers fifteen. We ran through itall seven games. So beck, if
you take a seven leg money line, parlay with all of those again,
the Lakers, Wolves, Heat,Nuggets, Thunder, Mavericks, Clippers.
That's plus one o one? Ohoh? So how do we do this?
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Do we go? Do we dothe seven game spread? Do we
go with these instead of doing themoney lines? He's in down four or
four and a half. I don'tknow if I want to. I don't
know if I want to. Ikind of just want to put five dollars
down on seven leg somewhere. TheCardinals like, that's not funny, guys,
that is not funny at all.What you're doing to be right now?
All as always that respond constably,all right, So what are the
(37:01):
games were we doing? Let meretrans let me translate this. Okaya,
give me There are multiple games tonightin the NBA because people are resting their
starters and tanking on purpose and goingfor playoff spots. I believe there are
seven games currently listed right now thathave a double digit or more spread,
well out more than That's exactly right. And I didn't mention the Knicks.
Actually, I didn't mention the Nicksin that equation. I did not.
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Oh we got I add the Knicksobviously, hang out here. Let's make
it an eighteen parlay. Okay,there are eight games tonight in the NBA
that have a ten plus spread.If you took all of those teams on
the money line tonight, including theKnicks, that would pay you plus one
thirty. So, Ryan Cardinal,if you're listening Gaz's NBA blowout parlay,
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eight teams all win the game outrightplus one thirty. So, for instance,
for the math, we'll do tendollars. If I were to bet
ten dollars on all money lines onthose blowouts, I'd be paid thirteen dollars
dollars in one cent. And I'mdoing that right now. Okay, that
is either the dumbest thing I've doneon this show, because what is the
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benefit of just taking monster favorites,or somebody on the show's about to have
thirteen dollars in their pocket. Okay, five point teaser Nick's Lakers, Timberwolves,
Heat, Nuggets, Thunder, MAVs, Clippers is plus sixteen hundred.
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So I just took all my movethe line five points in my favor.
All right, let's go. I'lldo it. I'm scared to you.
I put twenty bucks on it.That's a three hundred and twenty dollars pay
day if it happens. If thathits, you have to pay me sixty
nine cents. I have to payyou nothing because you don't have the stones
to do it. And if youdon't have the stones to make the bet,
you don't have the stones to collecton the bet. Please bet responsible.
By the way, twenty dollars isthat was how much I had left
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to bet tonight. That was whatI was gonna put on the Yankees game.
So there it is, all right? All right? So Ryan,
just right there. You know what, Ryan, that's punishment because you and
I Lavac are going to be onthe No Credentials Required podcast this weekend.
By the way, we've been invited. I paid to be on it.
I don't know if you did whatI was then known sixty nine cents by
Ryan No. I just need tobe a get out early. I just
don't have to do right after sovery serious stuff. I feel bad for
(39:13):
our guy and Junior because Junior isworking this weekend for our sister station WGY.
I have the wife's birthday event.I've got the podcast. I may
I may have found a husband that'sworse than you me. I have a
whole look look the birthdays today,and we're doing it to did you get
her a president yet? While you'relistening right now on the radio side,
(39:36):
let's say that president hasn't been acquiredper se. But if you're a podcast
listener, I would say, bythe time you listen, I feel che
on her birthday, you're going shoppingfor her birthday president. I've made a
lot of calls. Here's the guywho may be worse than you. So
a thirty five year old woman starteda subreddit titled am I the A hole?
(40:00):
And here's here's the evidence that she'sput forth. So apparently this woman
and her husband both thirty five yearsold. They've been married for a decade,
so they got married at twenty five? How old were you we got
married twenty eight? Okay, shesaid, they've been very happy, but
during COVID they found themselves playing moreand more Dungeons and Dragons, so them
(40:23):
and their friends would go over zoomin three to four hour Dungeons and Dragons
campaigns. So they're nerds. Okay, we know that the husband is the
dungeon master, so he like makesthe campaigns, builds the cat, like
the whole thing. He puts ittogether. She's upset because now here we
(40:52):
are in the modern day, wherethey go out, they have lives,
well probably not. They play Dungeonsand Dragons. They go outside, they
go to com book store. Apparentlythere's some health issues in the family.
But she comes home from work,she's starting to clean and do all this
stuff. He gives her a preview, all right, so she's cooking dinner.
(41:13):
He decides to give her a preview, a little sneak peek of what
he's built for their new Dungeons andDragons session, and she wasn't excited enough,
so he was upset to what shereplied, guys, I'd be more
excited if you clean up the kitchenafter we're done eating. I guess the
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major argument broke out. She didn'tappreciate the work he was putting into setting
up their Dungeons and Dragons events.They go back and forth. She calls
Dungeons and Dragons a hobby. Hebelieves that building a Dungeons and Dragons campaign
counts quote quote counts as a chore, just like cooking and cleaning. Guys,
(42:07):
you didn't buy your wife a president, and it is her birthday.
But you are a better husband becauseI know there is no chance in hell
you'd be like you want me towatch the boys. Who's gonna who's gonna
decide when the gorgon attacks? Huh? Who's who's gonna who's gonna decide where
the dragon's weaknesses? If you haveto roll an odd numbered triangle, dice
(42:29):
me or you? Okay, youneed me on that wall, all right?
Like I'm sorry. If I waseither one of these two's parent,
I would I'd feel like a failure. I'd a failure as a parent,
failures a parent. I did notpush you, guys, as you like
(42:49):
to say. I did not makethem touch grass nearly enough. Can you
imagine if you went to your wifetoday? Guys, And I think your
wife's pretty understanding about a lot ofthings. And you said, I'm not.
I'm sorry. I'm gonna need youto put both Rex and West to
bed. I'm putting together dungeons andDragons campaign for us. She'd punch you
(43:10):
in the face. This woman runsthe reddit. That would be enough.
So you know what, just keepbacking up the car, don't come back
into the driveway, find yourself inthat dungeon with that dragon, and live
there tonight when they fight. Doyou think they stand in the opposite of
the House of yell? Fireball fireball, lightning, ball lightning? Like do
you think they larp you live action? There's no doubt, just like that
(43:34):
eighteen parlay that is a heavy playon the LARPing for those two. I
hope they don't have kids. Ireally don't. They could. I don't
know whether they have time to dothat though, with all the LARPing and
dragoning and dungeon ing. You maatgeI just died. Like obviously your problem
is fixed by a quick trip toLillian David Fine Jewelers. This dude's probably
(43:57):
walking in there and going where isthe elfin jewelry section? I really,
I really screwed up this time.Do you have anything made of dragon scale
looking for a ring, want torule them all. Let's talk about Lilian
David Fine Jeweler's and I'm nervous thatGollum's gonna show up. No, I'm
(44:19):
going to send these notes when she'smad you because you don't get her a
present for her birthday. You,honey, could be worse. Please actually
send them right now to talk aboutLily and David Fine Jewelers. Uh Alyssa,
I said all week I was gonnatext you. In my mind,
I figured the South though. Ithink I think I got this pretty good,
even though I don't have a giftper se physically right now, Lillian
David find Julis can help you,guys. If you get in this spot,
they will help you. The shopsof Wilton's the place to go if
(44:42):
you're listening looking to celebrate that birthdayfor the wife, the fiance, the
girlfriend will have that piece of jewelryshe's looking for. Now you might not
even know what that is. Luckily, have a staff there that's got tons
of experience and has all the stories. They've heard them all before a lot
of those stories from me family ownedand operated business continue the No, don't
show up looking like Gallumn to LilianDavid, all right, don't don't,
(45:04):
please don't, and if you decideto do that, and I just hope,
Alyssa says goss, No, no, you can't send Lord of the
Rings people into the shops. Thatwill hi. I was I was looking
for one ring to rule them all. I think David with Roma, you
always know what to say about him. He's got that like a hunger Games
(45:27):
look to him, Southern character,get up, how dare you? Why
are you bothering to buy an engagementring? You nerd? Happy birthday chart
and my wonderful wife. It happenedbecause fiance to wife Lilian David find you.
There's the shops at Wilton. ClearlyI need support and you are the
people right now that can support thiswonderful business that is stuck through. We
throw all these things. We havea third hour of the show on a
(45:50):
Friday. They have decided, thebosses they want more of this and maybe
you do here on a Friday FoxSports ninety five, nine nine eighty.
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