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Fox Sports nine eighty ninety nine.Fact, it's time for the Top four
four with the vac and Guze noneof the four biggest stories in the world
of sports. It is brought toyou by baal Connor, where they always
boy the way to please you,guys, the fourth biggest story. Well

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back Today is Thursday, June sixth, twenty twenty four. We've got the
top. Today is Wednesday, Junefifth, two thousand. Quick at it
on that story. Wow, Iknow today's Wednesday? Are you sure?
I was so? I'm so bad. I want to do my NBA taking

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this hour all right, I'm gonnahey, hang on, hang on.
Today's Wednesday, June fifth, twentytwenty four. The NBA Finals get started
tomorrow. I'm doing my take beforethis hour ends. Okay, that all
right, okay, all right,It's like all right, it's like calm
down here, like quickly scrambled toget my other story here. That's almost

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never happened. You know, Chrisdahs Porzingislovak. I've heard of him.
There's no status update on him forthe NBA Finals. Okay, thanks for
nothing. That's it. That's allyou got is you just literally your your
first your fourth story is this isnothing? No, no, no,
I'm gonna give you a fourth storybecause I know what day it is,
but I'm saying it was that oneof the stories. I was gonna do

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an NBA Finals preview later on,So now I'm gonna scramble. Well back,
What do you think about? Storynumber four? Is Zach Martin Cowboys
offensive lineman wondering if twenty twenty fourmight be his final season. We touched
on this yesterday on the show abouthow the Cowboys have some big decisions to
make involving Ceedee Lamb, Dak Prescott, Michaeh Parsons. Do you feel like

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this is top four to four worthyand do you feel like the Cowboys do
have to make a big decision here? I do the the way that everything's
coming together for the Cowboys is veryinteresting to me because it feels like Jerry
Jones is doing something very Jerry Jones, Like I signed you out of conjaest
you're gonna play a concast. Yeah, you do it a wow, But

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it's like all these guys are lookinga going. That's not how it works
for anyone, especially not stars likeus. So I'm Ceedee Lamb, I'm
not gonna be there. I'm I'mjust I'm not gonna be there. I'm
We're not We're just not gonna showup. If you'd like to pay us,
we'll comply, But right now weain't doing it. Did you see
the like I like that idea?Now we're just not doing it. Bye,

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We're not. No. Sorry,Well right, here's the deal.
So here's here's the fine schedule formissing mandatory mini camp. The first day
is just under seventeen thousand, thesecond day is almost thirty four k,
third day is fifty thousand and change. So the total if you miss the
full three day mini camp is onehundred and one thousand, seven hundred and
sixteen dollars five whoo. That's yeahfor you and I. But if Ceedee

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Lamb's about to get thirty five milliona year, and the way he feels
like he gets to that is potentiallycoughing up one hundred grand. Oh no,
please don't. I think he's whatfourteen million this year if he actually
played for the deal, So evenfourteen million, what's one hundred grand and
fourteen million? One percent of FortCity? Lamb should not show up the

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camp Otang's mini camp. Do notget off the couch, get yourself a
new deal. I think he shouldbe front. I had a Dak ahead
of Micah Parsons. I had aZach Martin in front of everybody. Move
on to story number three. Alsome being amazed by just schedules and dates
still being Wednesday, and shiny objectsjingling keys, and I'm changing the order

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today's show. I don't care.I'm getting my NBA point in today before
this hour ends, and I mightflip the play of the day. Sorry,
Cardinal. So here's why I'm amazedby how quote schedules work. I
know that the college football Playoff hasbeen extended now twelve teams. It starts
for the twenty twenty four regular season, and as we know college football,
the big games moving into the twentytwenty five calendar year. The schedule for

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the twenty twenty four twenty twenty fiveCollege Football Playoff has been released. Like
I'm just gonna give you dates soyou can feel the confusion with me,
and hopefully you listen you feel thesame way. The playoff kicks off on
Friday, December twentieth, with threegames scheduled for Saturday, December twenty first.
Then they're gonna skip Christmas midweek becausehe can't do it like that,

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but they will have the annual Januaryfirst games. But January First this year
is on a Wednesday. That's right. We're gonna go from a Saturday Friday
combination for the first round to thequarters beat on New Year's Eve, Tuesday,
the thirty first. That's a FyestaBowl, three games on New Year's
Day, the Peach Bowl, SugarBowl, Rose Bowl, which would be

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the quarterfinals, the semis going froma Wednesday to a Thursday Friday schedule with
the Orange Bowl and Cotton Bowl,and then it all concludes ten days later
on Monday, January twentieth for theNational Championship. So you heard that,
right, Levac. No longer thatweird six week waiting period that we've seen

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some teams do from their first conferencechampionship game in December to mid January.
Now, the college football playoff willlast a whole month. I feel like
that's how the math should go whenyou have a twelve team playoff. But
doesn't it just sound odd getting usedto this of, Hey, this thing
is gonna go till January twentieth.Now it's kind of refreshing that we so

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we now are gonna pay You're gonnawe're gonna give you the name image like
this. We're actually opening up forschools to pay you. Now, we're
gonna do the one thing that we'venever done. We're just gonna admit that
you're not a student. You're apaid football player. That's why you're there.
So we're not worried about finals,you're not worried about, you know,

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going to class, none of thatstupid stuff. Go make us all
the moneies by winning championships. Comeon, guys. I used to feel
for the college basketball players who areon campus at Hobart because at least in
Division three Land you could go homefor winter break. You get a nice
six week break, go home.Now, look the fall schedule, you'd
have to leave your summer like twoor three weeks early, but two to

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three weeks compared to six weeks andnot having a winter break. I'm like,
oh man, I feel for thewinter sport athlete that's D three land
though Division one major college football,like la vaccine, go home. This
is your home. You will neverleave this campus semester breaks. We got
a prep for Bama. I thinkyou're going home for Christmas. This is

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your home. This is your homeyou live. Hey, we Paige,
it was we gave you a freeeducation which we don't let you go take
advantage of, and now we payget out there. Yeah, I'm not
complaining about this. I know theyprobably came off as a complaint. I
just have to get used to this. I'm gonna enjoy it. I'm gonna
love it. I'm gonna love theregular season college fotall. For everybody complaining

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about conference realignment of the Pac twelve, dyeing and everything else, let's hear
you all can plain when Texas playsUSC let's all here. You can play
it on a Friday night, wouldhave got awes Frome College. I'm I'm
maybe mocking, but I'm not complaining. You please don't take my mockery for
not I'm gonna be involved with all. When there's a random January Thursday Friday
football action, I think field Yates. I'll give him credit. He's got

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the schedule laid out that it's somethingbetween Friday, December twentieth and that January
twentieth, excuse be December twentieth ofJanuary twentieth. The amount of football that
is packed day by day by dayby day, we're all gonna love it.
Yeah, and let's remember field Yates, Robot, Bill Yates, Adam
Schefter, Chris Honrado, robots fromthe future. They know too much,

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May Callahan. And by the way, I know I just mentioned a few
minutes ago. He is also acelebrity birthday game coming up later this month.
Was next week, I believe nextweek? Next week? Huh.
All right, let's move on tostory number two. The New York Mets
are scheduled to be in action againstthe Washington Nationals, except they're not in
action delay. Patrick Corbin on themound for the Washington Nationals in this matchup.

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Well that it's always weird for theafternoon Wednesday game to be in the
rain delay, especially divisional games.You know what I miss. I missed
the good old days when the broadcasterwe have no idea of what was happening.
The great John sterling you and Igot a little insight on this.
Sometimes we leave the mic on calledQuan Radio, where you can hear like
him and Susan complaining about well nowhere, might as well just sit here and

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do nothing. Susan, I know, Julian, it's crazy. What do
you want to do? You wannaplay Peanockle, No, Susan, I
don't just want baseball or I wantto go to my old gel. That's
what I imagine the Mets fans andNational fans are doing right now, just
waiting out the rain delay and thenis there more weather on the ways They're
not sitting it through. Think aboutwhat this is for a poor Mats fan,

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right You finally found a team thatyou can just big dog like you
can just you can just slap theNationals round and even Nature's like, nah,
now you don't. You don't getto do that yet. Wait if
you want. I feel like raindelays have been going on for decades upon
decades, but we really gonna belike Seinfeld right now, rain delays I
mean, where are we supposed togo under the ten? Go home?

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Seriously though, Like you know,basketball, they're inside hockey's inside football.
You're gonna sit through the cold anyways, bar We're just gonna go home,
all right. It's a spot onSeinfeld're to make the whole plane. I
don't what to make the black box. I think I watched Seinfeld the wrong
way because I start I start offwith curb your enthusiasm. I member said

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that's the wrong move. You gottago Seinfeld then curb because if you watch
it backwards, you feel like thisis just Curb, but not as funny,
and you can always do what Idid. Don't watch either. We
move on to story number once,the New York Yankees taking on the Minnesota
Twins tonight, seven oh five.First pitch, Carlos on the mountains.
What happened? That was my JerrySeinfeld. That's Jerry Seinfeld doc on the

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mound for the Minnesota Twins. Levecyou let off the show talking about this
if you missed it, the apples, Spotify, the iHeart app dominance.
You believe it's gonna continue tonight?Is that a tease for a bumped up
edition of the play of the daycoming up next. I'm not allowed to
go on stats though. I don'tknow if you saw this on X Nineties
Kid, please don't give out baseballstats if Warpick isn't in the building,

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thanks your audience, So okay,don't wear stats. I was just having
a conversation about baseball. I didn'twant a nerd to come in here.
Listen, we love war Pig.Here's the problem with warpigs. Hate him.
I don't like Warpig. You're likeanybody who comes in here. Here's
the problem with Warpigs. Sometimes warPig wants his own music, and we

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gotta be careful on the podcast side. Sometimes with the Warpig music. I
mean, I got an email thisweek that reminded us, please do not
play some of that. That's whatI will. I like a lot that
we have going on. The onething I actually hate is that they they
won't let us like separate like wedo a radio show that becomes a podcast,

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and like you have completely sold yoursoul to the corporate overlords, like
guz has completely given in where I'mjust like, listen, the best way,
like if the best way to entertainNineties Kid on a you know,
on a Wednesday afternoon, is todrop a little little sabbath and open the
door. Well, then that's whatwe Oh my god, no, hell

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no, everyone, no, Iheard you were looking for me Amy,
You know, goud You're on basepercentage is zero point zero point zero.
I have heard everything you said.Ten of it has been on base.

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You're completely off base as a matterof fact, and I think you fuck
gorrifick. Did you hear that?Ted Williams stad earlier in the show.
Ted Williams is amazing, He's actuallyso. I don't know if you are
aware of this situation. Ted Williamsone of the few baseball players to not
only have an amazing war shat,he actually fought in a war. That's

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actually that's actually pretty impressive for pick. That's actually true. Of course it's
true. I said any way,Yet you still have the lowist war in
the history of KAP Radio. You'rewings above replacement our showdow that we actually
have started a new stat got hiswings blue second guys' wins below me.

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You're dad right, it's amazing howterrible you are. We have now ranked
you slightly below a dirty mop Amop a half empty can of F four
Energy drink and then guy rebecta.By the way, I'm up at ver
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Energy would be a far better twothan this one. War Pick. As
much as I don't like you,it's a feeling, is me true?
And my friend, did you seeAaron Judge and Anthony ballpaying once? They
actually are putting up great war stats? They were almost there there. I
feel like these two kids could makeit one day. I'm spitting on.
They would just get a little don'tit's a it's a beat the foot pediment.

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It's an impediment. Okay. DonDowdy from g Y uses that microphone.
I can smell that. I justwant you to understand that if if
Aaron Judge would walk once or twomore times a year, he would finally
have a kind of word that Iwould respect. That's not true, it
was respectful. I'm sorry. Pleaseplease, No one asked, No one

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said, please don't do this unlessif God is not in the building.
They said, if who aren't Pickis not here, no stats for you.
Please clear up that microphone and getout of the studio. I've already
watched it. I don't know ifyou've noticed that sprayed it off by everybody.
I've got to go. I've hadvery busy mom's making meat row.

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Next time you come in, Iwant Walt Chamberlain's stance or Will chamber whatever
in the world you call him,I will say, I will tell you
one thing. Oh God, whenknown fact Will chamber was known to replace
his pants more than you will everbe able to repay anyone in that chair.
Buy him out here, get out. I gotta go. I'm gonna

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have a fallid. I'm gonna getout. I hope you're happy. There's
more pick. We were doing alot of stats and more pig. I
was waiting. Thank you for cleaning. That's a it's a flooding here.
It's terrible. Let's talk about USXpass control. Hopefully your home you on
the non chemical exclusion package here,you might have been able to keep war

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Pig out. Get out, gethim, Frank, get him or get
him out. They can help yourhome. Maybe they could spray for war
pick. If your play well thenon chemical exclusion package, the actually would
just fill all the cracks. Wecan't sneak in. Gosh, that was
what they would do, clean upthe spit and the vomit whatever else.
The boers. There's biggers on thatmicrophone. Now it's very clear spit.
It's very like he looks like he'sa well hydrated boy. I don't call

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USX pass Control. If you're havingsummer parties, you're celebrating birthdays, having
friends over for a barbecue and more, don't invite war pig to those events.
No, no, no, no, USX pass Control call them today.
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we got the interviews and everything elsecoming up? Is that that kind of
deal? We've got a packed thirdhour. He's got Matt Callahan, who's
a little busy coach. Where's alittle busy. We will get to the
dump also, because they butchered thetop four to four and forgot what day
it was, and I want tomake sure I have enough time to jam
in my points about what I thinkis a great take about the NBA Finals,
And our schedule is gonna be tomorrow, so I want to make sure

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it's all about me and I getmy takes in. All right, Well,
I think your NBA Finals could changeone of the things I was looking
to do. But I got myplay today thanks to Mark Chevrolet. If
you're if, you're if you're soinclined and you want to hear my play
of the day, I do aswell. But I have to ask this
question because you and I love thewager. We enjoy sports investing, as

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we call it. Let's do thisbroad question because this is again twenty Yeah,
let's ask questions about Brad's twenty ortwenty five minutes earlier than we usually
do it. Do you wager onbaseball differently than you would on football,
college er, pro basketball, hockey? Okay, because this is a new
audience potentially listening right now, yousaid yes, I would also say yes,

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what is that strategy use when youwager on baseball games? I bet
less for bigger payouts in baseball becauseI feel like it's it's harder to lock
into baseball for me than it isfootball. But back in the day when
I actually wagered a lot, Iuse. What I would do is I'd

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pick three teams I thought were winners, and I would bet those three teams
every day, no matter what itwas. I bet them every day,
and it worked one year and itdidn't another. So I don't recommend doing
that or do. I mean,it's up to you, but don't blame
me the two such way, thetwo strategy I use, and I also
agree with you. I wager onbaseball far differently and than I would on
football or basketball. Baseball if youcan do an in game bet by less

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than two runs in the seventh witha young closer or young reliever, so
that's probably more so the middle ofthe week, I would roll with that.
Again, if you watch your gameson streaming, be careful because you
might not get the play you watch. Rummer, you're on a thirty second
delay and ninety second delay, nota big delay. Be careful with those
in game wagers. But those aresomething I to play with. I also
like to wager on maybe lesser knownpictures. This one hit yesterday. I'm

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two and zero this week. I'vebeen a a little bit of a hot
streak again. Man, It's beena very good spring and early summer for
me. I told you to gowith Jones yesterday from the Pirates against the
Dodgers. That was a one nothingwin for Pittsburgh where Jones went six to
wrong, only allowed three hits,and that cashed Verlander, a well known
pitcher. Oh, we're gonna betVerlander. I bet the over hit so
well known pictures. Be careful oflesser known pictures leaned towards it, especially

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if they've been successful so far thisseason. All right, I did all
those things potentially had to wager,Levc. I will let you go first.
I have a feeling of what yourplay is gonna be. I'm gonna
do a pins raight parlay because Ido like I have. Yeah, I'm
gonna do Pinstray parloy. I'm gonnado Yankees money line over eight and a
half. Jodge you Verdugo both toget hits wrote out on six plus strikeouts.

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That is plus six eighty five forthe Pinstroy parlay. So again,
Yankee money line over eight and ahalf, Judge and Verdue go to get
hits. Rode Don six plus strikeouts. I do have something NBA related,
but I think I'm gonna say thatfor tomorrow's play the night. Okay,
so that's why the hesitation was there. You were thinking about busting out the
NBA play rather than the Finstroy parlay. Correct. Correct, But I'm gonna

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say that for tomorrow. I'm almostgonna talk myself out of my bet right
now. Yeah, I'm very indifferentabout your bet. Usually I offer up
my I like it, I don'tlike it. I'm very indifferent. I
hope to hope it does hit foryou, because I don't like when you're
I don't like when you're Here's whatI really don't like. I don't like
when your Pinstroy parlay hits on theweekend because you have a great bet and
then you don't get to talk aboutit on the air or like there's a

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heart when it happens on the weekendand you cash is like, no,
give it to me on a Wednesday. Oh no, I'll take the money.
I'm not proud. I don't needI don't need I don't need your
your adulation. I just want money. I can't keep my eyes off this
Battle of Chicago today. The Cubsare playing the White Sox. It's an
AH five first pitch at regular theshameless battle. So the White Sox stink.

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They're trying to fight everybody. TommyFams ready to fight everybody. It
should feel like a rivalry game,doesn't because the White Sox stink. So
how do I play this? I'mthinking about just taking the White Sox of
the money line at plus one sixtyfive because they're gonna end their losing streak.
It's technically not a road losing streetbecause they're really in Chicago. Is
it really a road game if it'sthe Wrigley I guess interleague game as well,

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So really you don't get This isoften as maybe old school baseball fans,
but like, but here's why I'mpausing. Because the over runners at
nine and a half. I feellike sometimes you wager on the number.
Oh, it's gonna be ten.The White Sox stink, They're gonna get
crushed. Gotta go over the overover over This time is the last time.
This is to hold me accountable,Ryan Cardinal, someone hold me accountable.

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Say it's not gonna count anymore untilafter today that I'm done betting baseball
unders but I have to on thisone. So under nine and a half
runs total for White Sox Cubs today, I swore off the under. That's
the fourth time I think in thelast two weeks I've told you I'd never
bet a baseball under. This one. I swear I'm not all under.
I swear I'm done. So youdid the Chicago under. That's what you're

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doing. Nine and a half isa number i'd usually play the under on
that. Nine and a half inbaseball for me is like forty eight and
a half for total points in theNFL. It's like fifty five and a
half for total in college, wherethey're this is your fault. They're baiting
me into taking the over because you'reso close and the math will add up

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that you're gonna get there. Andthat's one of my favorite plays, to
do the under when you're a halfpoint away from what should be that number.
So I just bet the over becauseover nine is what I got.
I'm just gonna do it. I'mgonna go fade, fade you, fade
you, sir. That's what I'mdoing. Over. Yeah, yep,
I don't like unders are boring.I got the the the met's Nationals went

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last night was a push, Sothat was that was I was all right
with that. That was that workedout for me. But uh no,
listen, you just you know,I just watched you struggle with it.
You just you literally like said allthe reasons you shouldn't do it while you
were doing it, like it itscreamed fade guys, Like that's what That's
all I heard is you were goingfade guys. We still Oh the Cardinal

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will play. I know he's talkingabout the Tigers. He didn't have to
play. By the way, howgreat was that? C four You go
to talk about our friends this summer. That might have been my favorite.
C four. Good gosh, thatwas good. But I want to play
out of him as well. Whatyou showed up yesterday. You had a
great take plugged the podcast, andhe doesn't. I don't know he maybe
not everybody wagers, guys. Youdon't have to. Not everybody has to,

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you know, stop trying to makeeverybody want to under Gambler. You
know, people can wager if theywant. They don't have to, you
know, leave the guy alone.He's a man of the cloths. He's
working on AI photos of the show. Your phone. Okay, I replied,
I replied to him, No,leave them alone, all right.
He wants to make a play.On't make a play? Fine? All

(30:07):
right. So there's your play today, brought to you by Mohawk Chevrolet.
Again. Let's drive it Mark Chevywhere they always go out of their way
to please you. We were overthere yesterday. I had a great time
looking forward to Honda next week?Is it Honda next Tuesday? Next Tuesday,
next Tuesday. Well I should justsay this upcoming Tuesday night to confuse
anybody. The Tuesday next week.So tomorrow we're going to be at Saratoga

(30:33):
for the Belmont Festival, right correct? Okay, So you got me.
You got me a media pass today. You didn't get me a parking pass.
The parking pass is in your email. It's in my email. Oh
did I not add you to thatemail? Oh? Hang on a second,
really really, Oh gosh, everybodybut use on that email. Hang

(30:53):
on, let me just send itto you real quick. This is why
I can tell you like this.These are a little passive aggressive thing.
You I forgot you were Yeah,you forgot you. Everybody but me you
remembered but me. You're like,eh, Letlevac walk, let Fatty go
for a stroll. I hear Isee you, guys, Lawski, I
hear you. First you you declinea wonderful invitation from from Corey from Greenwich,

(31:18):
who has sent sent me pictures ofhis ice cream machines. I didn't
get those, I look because youdidn't care about them. You didn't want
it. You weren't gonna bring youryour kids to see the ice cream and
the the the what's what's a what'sa group of cats? A pride of
neutered or spade house cats or farmcats. You didn't. You don't want
to take kids to see any ofthat, so you don't get see the

(31:40):
ice cream machine. So be it. He said, he sent me a
very inappropriate message, Corey. Isit? Is it a feet pick?
What is it? I don't wantto read it. I want you to
read it. Did you said toCorey? This is your fault because he
sent me something borderline disrespectful and mean. I would say, I've just texted
you the message that Corey and greenI just left me. You want me

(32:01):
to read this, I don't mindif you read it. Corey, that's
your fault. This is getting readon the air right now? Now is
coffee and chocolate? Oh sorry,sorry, I asked Corey what flavors of
ice cream? Hands to buy?Now? Is coffee or chocolate? Or
we can do maple or vanilla,or we've done strawberry. A win win.
You can please your kid with someice cream, and you can please

(32:22):
your wife with some Corey's beef andnuts. I's a great that's a great
advertising line. No it's not.I haven't watch you come to Diveler Farms
where you could please your kids withice cream and you can please everyone else
with Corey's beef and nuts. Corey'sgot tons of beef and piles of nuts.

(32:46):
That is now ice cream. Corey, that's the mother of my children.
She loves you, said she loveshis nuts. I don't know.
Your second kid doesn't look like youlike she likes those men nuts, right?
I mean she does. She saidit before. Yeah, don't use
that. Didn't she like send youto buy meat from him? Be from

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him while we were at like acouple of times while we were at rivers.
That was the sister in law whosaid, I really want some to
Corey's meet court. Oh, thesister in laws want Corey's meat. Now
that's not what I meant by it. What what do you mean? They
steak is good, it's quality,locally grown and sourced. Corey's dad doesn't
approve card Get your nuts off thetable again. But non got cats everywhere

(33:32):
wandering around. They all got themlittle cone funnel heads because they're not all
that licked themselves. And there's yournuts. And now I understand you're off
and your beef to guys's wife.What about guys, Maybe he launched your
beef. Hey, it's Jeff Lavackhere for Integra Sleep Center. We're gonna

(33:54):
finish the show. We're gonna beWe're gonna get through this. Hopefully you're
sleeping. Well, hopefully my wife'snot listening. I can sleep. I
get your nuts out of here.The fat one's gonna talk about snoring again.
That's right, mister, mister darflr. I'm uh I've got was known
as substructive sleep apnea. He's gotsome weird throat thing, a large U

(34:16):
soft palate. Yeah, so that'sright, and it's uh. What it
does is when I go to sleep, it closes my airway and causes me
to snore. Hardy snores like abuzz saw and the yeah, it's a
it's it's intrusive, it's it's annoying. And when you stop breathing very night
with sleep apnea sometimes like it causesyou bad like health things. Hardy's got

(34:37):
the e d er now dysfunction.That's uh no, not me personally,
but it does happen to some people, sir. Uh but if you have
a problem sleeping, if you're snoring, you ain't gonna be around here.
I'll tell you that, sorry,sir. But if you you can fix
it with a mouthpiece. And it'suh from doctor Frederier, the Diplomat of

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Dental sleep. So fantasy title thatdocs dot right there, he's earned it,
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airway open, keeps my large softpalate in place. Now he's bragging about
a stop violet and it allows youto uh, you know, get get
good sleep and and I breathe allnight. It's it's a it's been a

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