July 8, 2024 • 50 mins
Top 4 at 4 includes NBA talk
Knicks offseason... wait Goz has only used a nail clipper once?
Play of the Day involves West Coast baseball
Knicks offseason... wait Goz has only used a nail clipper once?
Play of the Day involves West Coast baseball
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Hold that one for a second.It's not for the four biggest stories in
the world of sports. It isRocky by our good friends at Mohawk Condor,
where they always bought it the wayto please you, guys, what's
the fourth biggest story? You knowwhat I'm gonna do. This is the
fourth biggest story. Monday, Julyeighth, twenty twenty four. We've got
one afternoon baseball game scheduled. We'vegot one afternoon baseball game that it's gone
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final. The Pirates take down themess inight to two. I know.
We just got off a conversation withPete Alonzo and what it means for the
Mets. The Mets, yeah,kind of back to five hundred. They
are forty four and forty five.The Pirates also below five hundred. Pittsburgh
the worst professional sports organization last twentyfive years. And that's someone me saying
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that who watched Clipped and can't stopwatching it's so bad, but you don't
watch it. I can't turn itoff. Wait, how can you watch
that but you didn't watch the winningtime with the Lakers. That's just to
make sense to me. You knowI can't turn it off? Is because
it's such a reality TV car crashwith v Stiviato. I finished the second
most recent episode and all I wantto do is watch v Staviano clips.
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I'm like, she is out ofher mind. Oh yeah, big time?
It was. I mean that wasthat was a big part of the
entire time. That was you yousaw that instantly. If she's walking around
with like a welders mask on allthe time, that was. That was
pre COVID. Anyways, Pirates andMets, uh Lavac. I feel like
these teams are actually very even inthis series, although Pittsburgh's played pretty well.
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Has it feeling like the Pirates mightbe in a better spot for the
future than the Mets because of theyoung prospects on the team. You know,
hmmm, I'm gonna say no,only because historically speaking, that hasn't
made any damn difference to the Pirates. I mean, you're thinking about like
Garrett Cole and all these other greatplayers at one point in time or another
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around them on the Pirates, andit made almost no different difference to them.
I believe that Steve Cohen is goingto put the right people in plays
and then Mets will be a betterteam. I think long term winners lead
winning franchisees. It's gonna feel likethat scene in Space Jam at the end
of the move the original Space Jamwhere Bill Murray sees all the mid nineties
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Bulls on the court and he's like, could have been me out there,
Larry go Bulls. That's kind ofwhat the Mets could be if they don't
trade for big time prospects. Ifthey hit the deadline and they see Pittsburgh
with all these great pitching prospects andyoung players, are like, could have
been me out there, Larry goBulls. Go Mets, like really,
because that's what Pittsburgh did. Theysuck, They're terrible. They got young
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prospects, and maybe they'll actually besuccessful or maybe not. So Yankees playing
like dude is I don't listen toMets fans be like we're gonna take Juan
Soto right now. They're leaving themalone. So let's move on to story
number three. And I know I'mkind of copping out here a little bit
because I should like to do Topfour or for about days and stories that
have happened today, But we misseda lot of stuff, including Lebron James
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going back to the Los Angeles Lakers. We all knew that was gonna happen
once Bronni James was drafted by theteam. But everyone, please, this
is very important. Lebron and everyoneat the ESPN wants you to know.
Lebron has re signed with the Lakerson a deal that is only two and
a half two point seven even moretwo point seven million dollars below the one
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hundred and four million dollar max contractthat he could have taken. Levac a
two year deal for Lebron a secondyear which grants Lebron a no trade clause.
Didn't take the max deal. Whatdo you make of Lebron going back
to the Lakers? And again,let me make it very clear, it
is not a max contract. Heleft seventy three cents Canadian on the table.
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You know, as much as Ilove to bag on Lebron and Bronni
James, DIO and everything that's goingon there, it is important to remember
that he is still one of thebest basketball players on the planet. Like
he's he's not Lebron of the Heator or you know, the middle of
those two Cavalier verses of himself,but he's still Lebron James like he's still
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top fifteen in the world. Maybehe's on the Olympic team, so he's
got to be right. I meanhe's yeah, probably, well, he's
a leader and the lot of stuffhe brings in beyond that. But like
if you started, if you justwent and picked players regardless of the position
you played, positionless basketball, likesome franchises are telling us, is what
to do. Do you get tofifteen before you take him? I probably
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probably ten, fifteleven. I wouldsay fifteen is right on the money.
I think it's a really good calls. He's still one of the best.
So and the Lakers historically this iswhat they do. I don't think this
is like at the end of Kobewhere they gave Kobe all that money just
so that they could sell the tickets. I think this is a guy who
sells a lot of tickets and itcan still help you win a championship.
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I'm glad you brought up Kobe becausesometimes we have revisionist history of what happened
in the last years of Kobe.Kobe was awful in the fin all years
for the Lakers that he was takinga lot of shots. He was like
the Carmelo Anthony of the Lakers.No no, no, no, just
fired off shots. Kobe was muchworse than his final season with Lakers.
It could turn out to be aKobe situation where like we wanted to honor
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a great athlete, but because somuch money was invested in him, it
didn't work out that way. Somecould argue the final season and Jeter wasn't
great either with we could do thiswith every athlete though that was in their
final season. We really could.But those guys stay out because they're all
time greats. The thing with Lebronis like, guys, I mean,
who are you trying to convince?Who's he trying to convince? Is it
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just controlling the narrative, controlling themessage, controlling the media, having your
There's layers to this, like therealways is with Lebron James, but the
idea that it needed to be putout multiple times that it's the first time
ever Lebron is not taking a MAXdeal in his life. Okay, we
got it, you're forty years old. We okay. The fact that we
have to hear about BRONI getting draftedin the second round, right there was
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there was a graphic. I'm notsure who posted it. There was a
graphic of like Bronni James was terriblein the Summer League game, Like getting
almost fallen over like in one streetBall post. Yes, terrible, getting
poster eyes getting crossed up was likethree of sixteen from the field. Just
did not look like an NBA playeranywhere close to it. Five videos on
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the ESPN homepage Bronni shines in SummerLeague debut. I'm like, guys,
is lebron Ronnie ESPN enough already?But he is an all time great player
and he is back in the NBA. We have not hit the lebron retirement
tour quite yet. He almost hada new coach and that's here for story
number two. Coach Dan Hurley andYukon we mentioned in the Kickstarted a kick
Off Today's show, have agreed toa new six year, fifty million dollar
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contract. A two time national champion, Yukon going for their third straight national
championship. This upcoming college basketball seasoncontract will take him to the twenty thirty
season of back. What do youmake of Jan Hurley getting this big deal
from Yukon? I mean talking aboutplaying it right? You know it?
Like here here you are? Youyou've got another way. It's almost twenty
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million dollar raise, right, correct, Yeah, so almost a twenty million
dollar raise, but twenty million lessthan what you've gotten for the Lakers.
However, again, I've said thisbefore and I'll say it again. He
said his wife was extremely unhappy outthere. If your wife knows you're about
to get seventy million, and she'smad, and she's from like Jersey,
I think so like this is perfectfor her. She's a couple hours away
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from home. She can go visitthe family she wants to, but nobody's
just showing up or popping in.It's perfect. She's happy with her life.
She likes what they've got, notLos Angeles. That was the vibe.
So even if you get seventy,it could easily become thirty five plus.
I don't know what the taxes areConnecticuide, but I I hazard guess
they're far better than what they arein La. So all day he was
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able to manipulate a raise, keepthe job he had that he loves,
that he could be historically good at, and get twenty million dollars for flirting
with another team Like that's I mean, come on, man, I don't
know what's caused this to happen inmy life. Maybe it's because it works
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in the shadows and we as sportsfans, maybe we don't really care about
this stuff, and I find itfascinating of how agents work. I'm I
don't know what's happened. Maybe pastbad contracts, maybe that's what's causes.
But I'm so fascinated by agents likethis, Like you said it, like
he leveraged the Lakers. Where wasDan Hurley gonna go? Like you just
said it. The wife wasn't leavingthe Northeast. His dad's a Hall of
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Fame high school basketball coach. They'rea Northeast family. They're not leaving.
But they leveraged the Lakers. Thisguy said no to coaching Lebron. Instead
he's going back to Yukon to coach, and he leveraged it for a better
That's all he could do. Igo back to Sean McVay. Sean McVay
won a Super Bowl for the Ramsand wanted to get a raise. But
who was he gonna leverage that hewas gonna jump to another team, know
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that he was going to retire andtake Apple money. That's how we got
his level. Patrick Ewings the bestone. Patrick Ewing stunk at Georgetown as
a coach, but he made arun in the Big East Tournament and he
leveraged himself into a new contract atGeorgetown. Our interurn. I love this
quote. Might be the smartest thinghe learned from us. Although I don't
know if we can get credit forthis, but he said, why do
athletic directors love competing against themselves?Like? Who else in college was gonna
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give Dan Hurley that deal with rightnow? Well, not to mention,
he'd already said no, Like,here's the deal you You said to him,
Hey, stay here and we willreward you. Okay, Then he
laughed. Now so he had theleverage because he was leaving. He decided
not to leave. You said,we're gonna reward you. But now,
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like you said, I have theleverage. Now you already said no to
the other job. So why amI throwing you all this extra money?
Well, because college basket. Wemove on to story number one. A
lot has happened with this team inthis league the NBA free agency period.
If you're a Knicks fan, Iwas hoping to see Paul George and the
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Blue and Orange. He's instead hegonna play with the Philadelphia seventy six ers.
If you're a Knicks fan who's nervousabout Jalen Brunson's wrist, don't worry.
He got in a w W Ering at Madison Square Garden again Tyres
Haliburton and Logan Paul and La Knight. He seems to be fine. Hartenstein
no longer Nick. He's heading toOklahoma City back. We can run through
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some Knicks moves as you want herecoming up, But there's been a lot
of roster movement already for the Knicks. Good bad. Indifferent about what's happened
this offseason for the New York Knicksso far. Ah good, I mean
very good. This is a teamthat is being built to take on the
Celtics. That's that's what they're beingbuilt to do. And if you're gonna
build me a team to beat anotherteam, let's go ahead and be the
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braining champs who nobody else's they canplay with. Man our salesforce is so
weird. We can get to thatin a second. Old on, right,
I'm pretty sure I know what youyou Oh this? Oh I did
not see that? Look now aright, we'll get to it. A
second, but no, I thinkand and the moves aren't done. It
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would have been great if you couldhave found a way to keep harding,
But at the same time, likeyou can't. You can't keep everybody doesn't
work that way, and there areenough pieces to uh to make sure that
that's not the worst thing that happensby losing him, Let's go next.
I feel like they're they're on theirway. They made their move for Bridges.
You know, it's more timing whenI bring this up, because the
Bridges deal came before the NBA draft. I'd also like to point out one
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other thing, and I know Ishared this on social media. Tyler Colick
Colic the kid from Marquette, theLefty. I pointed out that the he
can't read thing with the social mediajoke, unlike Michael Kay, oh,
he fell for it. Oh yeah, hmm yeah, well whoop. See.
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He was like, they play like, they play it super serious,
like you hear, like like seriousmusic of background. He's just like,
but I think you guys need tounderstand how great a world we live in
where a young man like this,a young man who for whatever reason was
able to slip through the cracks andnever ever learned to read can make millions
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of dollars in the NBA. Thinkabout that. Okay, next time you're
hating on America, tell me anothercountry where someone who is illiterate. Oh
it means can't read. Oh okay, never Sorry. Colic was funny to
the quote that here's the worst part, like awful announcing found it and then
they posted it, and then heColic found it and then took a Marquette
report card and posted He's like,I must be pretty good for someone to
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care to read. Yeah, wellyeah, because he's got like a three
nine GPA too. I mean he'she's obviously not stay open. But that
was dude. That's like, it'sone thing to fall for it, it's
another thing to dive in. AndI know he dove in. I know
he was all like protective of him. And I'll teach him. Run,
spot run, I'll do it agood dad. That's the top four four.
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I can barely read. But it'scalled dyslexia eighty HD and a million
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for all the stations under the wonderfuliHeart. Yeah. But there were doing
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up. Oh, I thought wehad teams. Well. One of the
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Okay, I mean we can doit now if you want to. You
want to about the Knicks. Ididn't want to talk about the Knicks.
I want to know how you feelabout it, how I feel about the
No no, no no. Beforewe talk about the Nicks. What is
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going on at the home? Said? He can't leave a tea is like
out there? What is happening inyour home right now? You might seem
concerned about Well, I plan ontelling a weird story later, but uh
we've We've nicknamed the one cat Drogonthe Sheriff because if anything goes wrong in
that house, he's right there.If you hurt another animal, even if
you didn't mean, you step ona foot by accident and they yelp,
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he's right there, like you,you got beef, you got a problem,
you want to you want to gooutside. So I guess my daughter's
boyfriend was clipping the dog's nails andcaught the quick. So there's a little
bit of blood apparently dro gone rightin his grill, like up on the
couch, in his face. Likewhen I tell you about hurting things in
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this house. Man, do youknow who I am? You don't play
You don't play that cat he's he'snot named after a dragon for nothing,
My friend, that's why I don'tuse nail clippers. Can't too dangerous out
there for yourself of your own nails. No, I got it. I
thought you want to know that I'ma nail biter. I'll admit it.
That's way worse, I know,but I no, no, no,
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listen, if you build a strategy, if you understand strategy for chewing out
your nails, if you do itlong enough, you can do pretty well
doing it. The worst part isI chew my nails. My wife is
way worse. She is probably oneof the worst I've ever seen, male
or female. And she admits it. That's not good because when you have
double nail biers, kids, boyanything, so she like messed with the
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cuticle and the quick and stuff whenyou're chewing your nails. No, if
you look like you gotta figure itout, see it's it's all. It
takes years, some would say decadesof practice to now, did you hear
it? It's a dog herd.The dog has black nails. You can't
see the quick. We don't havequicks. We have nails too scary out
there, and I not know youwere scared of clipping. I didn't say
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that's potential blood. Sure not foryou. I mean you'd have to really
clip it deep it happen. Allright, let's play this game. What
year do you think I first useda now clipper? What year do you
think I first used one? Whenwas the When did we first? When
did you first order like a medium? Twenty eight? So you're twenty eight
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years old. So for those whoknow that story, I had no idea
burgers had temperatures. My dad wasa vegetarian. My wife got my my
mom got everything well done. Mywife introduced me to this. So twenty
eight was the first time I startedto understand burgers. Well we I think
we had a good part of thattoo. Like you, you ordered like
a well done steak one time whenI was with you, and I almost
kicked you out at the restaurant.I'll say thirty you're thirty what now?
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Four? Thirty four? Thirty one? Pretty close thirty two? So you
how do you did you have otherDid mom cut your nails until you were
like eighteen? No? Man,just shoo it away. Look, they
look like they're pretty good and goodto go. See. They don't look
bad. That looks solid right there. I'll get Daniellen here, she'll tell
me they look fine. Once once. I've used it in my entire life,
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and the only reason I used itto my knowledge, maybe I used
it when I was younger. Maybethere's an incident in my life that I
don't even realize that happened. ButI used it when I was thirty two.
And the reason it was happening wasmy wife told me, you have
to learn how to cut one ofthese kids nails like she has the skill
set. Sure she does. Isee her nails, shooting them, chewing
them like a little chipmunk away onher fingers, just for you to chew
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your nails. I see her chewingaway way worse than me. She has
the quote skill set to use it. So I gotta cut my kid's nails.
She washed me. I've been fired. I'm out. I'm not allowed
to do it anymore. If anything, I should be thanked for that.
So do you like spit it out? You swallow it? What do you
do with the nails? What aboutan animal? I don't know, yeh
garbage, my gosh. So yousit over the garbage and chew your nails
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and spit them into the How doyou cut your toenails? Just peel it
off a little bit, that's all. Sometimes the toes you don't have to
do is long, not as muchsome time. Sorry, I'm sorry everyone
who wanted to hear our stunning breakdownof the Knicks free agency and signing in
trades. I'm mesmerized by the factthat you're afraid of nail clips. I
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didn't say that they could cause injury. I've never injured myself biting my nails
ever, injury free since eighty nine. To my notedge, my parents may
have injured me. I'm good.You people are out there using weapons on
your fingers, I'm out. I'mgood. Look at these babies, Soilid
got some working on the beach.I'm good. I'm retired from using clippers.
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I'm done. You can't be retired. You never did it once.
Once is enough for me. Youwant your kids chewing their nails, I
mean, if they do a goodenough job, I don't want them to
have like stubs on their fingers.They gotta figure, they gotta have some
responsibility. Can't be out here likea freak. You gotta get it to
a point where people can't tell whetheror not you cheat your nails. I've
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known you for almost a decade.You just found out moments ago. That's
how good I do. I'm greatat Honestly, it might be a skill
set of mine. I at Tomgos t. I'm g was easy.
Do you take pride in this?Because I just revealed to Levac after nine
to ten years, he had noidea none. That's how good I am
at this. I just I wouldbe the best. I don't know if
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I can go on. This isthe weirdest thing you've ever admitted to and
some weird thing I've confessed, allright. I felt like that was good
for him. There's you know what, Levac, I know this for a
fact. You listening right now,whether it's in the Capital region, whether
it's on the iHeart app podcast.Signe. I know you're a nail bier.
I know you're like me. II'm not judging you. It's okay.
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So when we one of the trips, we shared the hotel room and
I cut my nails on the farside of the bed because I was like,
well, they're gonna vacuum tomorrow.I don't care. I'm just gonna
do it right here. I don'tcare. I'm gonna tip. That's how
good feel what we are with eachother. And then you were disgusted by
that. Don't now. I soit was not me clipping my nails.
It was nail clipping. Yes,there wasn't There wasn't you doing it.
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It was the act of you.I'm torn. I'm like, dude,
I can't have I can't have themalong. Here's what I have you do
the next time I'm gonna bite mynails. I will walk you through.
No, I'm never You're not.You're not. You're not converting me on
this one I did. There's nailbiers out there, and I'm there with
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you. I will support you throughyour journey, whether you're I feel like
older, younger, I'm here foryou. Like, how often do you
accidentally swallow the nail? Never animal? You're not. You're chewing on your
own body? Can you? We'vealready just you are an animal. Now
it's just a matter of how howdangerous of an animal are you. I'm
not an actual bear eating my handyears. I'm calling you a sasquatch,
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and it's real. Like now Ifound out it's real. It's not joke
anymore. This is a literal sasquatch. Tom Nulty thinks that you have bags
of hair and nails all over yourd just one big bag. That's not.
Just cook them all at one point, make a make a god's stew
hair and nail stew. I'm acivilized human being. No you are not.
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I'm not kick collecting the No one'sever No one's ever gone, oh
wow, look look at how civilizedthat person chewing on their finger is.
No one's ever said that ever.I think if you've gone to a remote
with us, or I've been inpublic rarely, if ever, will you
see me chowing down on a fingerlike that's not if I'm like, if
I'm in publicans and they're like alittle hangnail or something that's different, that's
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triage, that's emergency surgery. Butif I had nail clippers right there,
I'd fix that in two seconds.I had. I had a show I
used to work on, and theguy he used to work in all but
so people can probably piece us together. I used to produce his show and
let me tell you he chowed onthose fingers, that's who you want to
be. Like, No, Idon't. I don't do it in public
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rarely. If ever, no one'sgonna catch me chewing an out unless there's
a big time horse race on theway or a big wager. That's the
only time we go to the fingers. I'm I'm mesmerized. I'm mesmerized.
I almost at this point want togo like, I know people chew their
nails, it's like a nervous thingor whatever, but not like not like
that's great. If I ask Danielleright now, because she's the only female
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in yall, my only thoughts towardsGod's right now is right to jail,
no question, said, you justget it right in there. I bet
if Danielle Harabe used to work withus, he had no idea. If
Danielle sit over here, and I'msure she's busy, if she walked through,
said you think God's chooses nails,I bet you'd say no. She'd
say no. Tom Nolty, pleasebring back Zach and Zack. I just
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threw up in my mouth. I'mshocked, Like this is what do you
mean? You obviously know it's wrongbecause you never do. You're like,
you'd never catch me doing it inpublic, you never know I was the
one doing it. Like that's soyou know what's wrong. I never said
it was wrong. I said I'mjudged. You people out there judging me
is what it is. If anything, I stand by it. Honestly,
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I should be complimented for how greatof a job I've been doing over the
last few years, maybe life.This is why CBS Sports Network shows other
broadcasts, they were like, theywere like, no, uh, you
know Ari Wolf or Tom the nailbier Goslawski just like dad, Dad clips
his nails. Right, yeah,let's see again the way you just answered
you know it's wrong. You're like, how don't you accuse my dad at
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shooting his nails. He's a greatguy. Okay, cool, all right,
you are a weirdo? Do youthink I should have been taught?
You think that's the problem. LikeMom and Dad didn't sit me down and
be like, can imagine like ayounger version of me with the nail clipper,
just like missing the finger, justlike just like, come on,
we're not helping you. We losta lot of good kids that day.
We listen, you're gonna have tofigure this someone out on your own.
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I just said, no, youknow what, Nah, I know that
if I had dirty nails, mymom was on me. It was not
that was not how happening. Likethey were getting clipped and then I was
going to wash my hands, notlike, oh, you have dirty nails
blowing out a tea. That's notThat's not what it works. We're out
a lot coming up here over thenext two weeks, Rivers Saratoga. If
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we're still longing, We've got alot of live shows. If you get
an opportunity to come join us outlive this summer, I'm okay with you
grabbing my hand and looking at thework I've done. Oh, I want
that, Remember, I want that. Remember I was like, you know
what, guys, I was Iwould like everyone. I would like everyone.
Tomorrow, we're live at mawk Chevy. Come up, grab guys's hand,
(31:40):
look at it, and then holdeye contact while you hold his hand,
and then look back down his nails, and then tell him to start
clipping his damn nails. No,you'll be impressed. It's my microphone.
There, you said, puberty.One of those nails got caught in your
throat. Now you can't, Nowyou're now you're done. I'm sorry.
Just so, the weirdest thing trendingis it nail biting. If you're a
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nail binder, you can roll inmy private messages. I'm not here to
judge. There's a lot of meout there, a lot of mees.
Yeah, there's just little pieces ofhis nails everywhere he's been chewing off.
And and also, you know,I'll fetish by saying the Knicks just need
to add a big man and they'llbe fine. Who actually knows how to
work at nail clipper? Let's talkabout Lillian. David finds you gotta get
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a manicure. I don't need it. I don't know. I don't if
you don't like nail clippers. Hismanicures freaked me out with all the tools
they use and everything. So thenext punishment for you will be a manicure.
I don't know if I need it. But if that little lady looks
over you and goes, oh no, you flip your nails instead of this
(32:45):
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it's time for the Play of theday. Play of the Day is brought
to you by our good friends overat Mohawks Chevrolet, where we will be
tomorrow together, those trave with MalaksChevy, where they always go out of
their way to please you. Iwas on a league call earlier today.
What a tease. I'll talk alittle bit about it coming up. But
as I log in, I geta couple of different messages quickly. One
(38:34):
was a sarcastic, snotty message fromMike Quarter. The other one was Andy
Glcher of Mohawk Chevrolet, who said, damn, you look handsome, and
I was like, I was justgonna say the same thing to you.
Oh how nice the phone. Yeah, made my day. That's what I
needed. That's what I needed.And then we both turned off our icons
so you couldn't see it anymore.Play of the day. Do you have
a Play of the day. I'mfighting between two and I might take both.
I'm going for a big swing.Okay, I'm literally I'd like to
(39:00):
go first. Then just go already. Here's what I'm don't leave me.
They nail biting excitement. Here's whatI'm battling, between the Diamondbacks and the
geen and stabbing yourself with the gums. Hi genus, Bye Braves and Diamondbacks.
I want to take the over,but it's seven and a half.
There's certain numbers that just jump outto you when you have a pitcher like
Chris Sale, who's known by alot of baseball fans, like well known
(39:23):
pitcher who's on the mounta in amatchup between two potential playoff teams, why
is it not low? Excuse me? Why is it not higher? Eight
and a half? Nine and ahalf. I'm going still over, and
it's a nine to forty pitch outin the desert, and the Braves are
playing really well, especially that pitchingstuff. I believe they have eleven shutouts
on the season, a league leadingshutout number. So give me the over
(39:44):
tonight in Braves, Diamondbacks, andgive me the over tonight in Rangers Angels,
which is sitting at eight and ahalf. So double over West Coast
Baseball eight and a half over RangersAngels over seven and a half Diamondbacks.
Braves. You're gonna love this,Okay, you like to point this out
whenever our plays actually work together.I uh, I have no idea you
(40:07):
were gonna do that. As amatter of fact, I'm pretty sure you
just came up with it. Rightnow, I have a two home run
parlay. I have Corey Seeger plustwo fifty five who plays for the Texas
Rangers, and Marcel Ozuna plus threetwenty who plays four. The price I'm
in both years it is together.It's plus thirteen ninety one. I had
(40:32):
a ten dollars bonus bet which willbring back one hundred and forty nine bucks
one hundred thirty extra plus with timeback. You know, the Segar wanted
like a lot. Secer is ridiculouslyhot right now. I believe he has
sixteen home runs in the past tengames. Wait, guys got a hot
in baseball now. And I don'tknow if the dead ball weird era was
like the steroid era, and thenlike the dead ball era it's sometimes called,
(40:57):
and then it went back up maybebecause the rule of us spinsman,
because of juice baseballs. But whenguys get hot and start putting up numbers
like that, especially a guy likeSekers making a ton of money, and
the Rangers stink by the way.I thought at one point the defending World
Series champions are gonna get back inthe sea. They're not very good.
They're done forking them. They're done. Yeah, but I mean you if
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mine hit most likely yours will youknow? So there you go. It's
look a great minds thinking like exceptfor the whole nail by any thing,
getting getting texted more people curious aboutthe knicks. No about your toenails?
Oh god, what so you justpeeled? So you just use your use
your fingernail to peel your toenail andthen you and then you chew off the
(41:39):
fingernail afterwards. No, do peoplethink I'm chewing on my toes like a
like a chimpe Yes, you havelisten. Good God, people. The
the going rate, the normal averageis twenty nails, ten finger, ten
toe. I know there's some deviationsout there in the world. God bless
you one way or the other.Uh. You've you've stated that you don't
(42:02):
use nail clippers, and I askedyou about your toes and you said you
pick at them. Yeah, that'sit you got. Do people think I'm
like Chris Cantan from Saturday Night Live? What was that character monkey Man?
Or something where he's jumping all overthe No, God, I'm a dignified
No. You do not get toplay this card like this. Yeah,
(42:24):
how you he's showing me, he'slike he peels it off and then pulls
off from once. I good,like like a like a poll tab ticket.
You don't. You don't get toYou don't get to be upset.
You don't. You don't get that. I don't get the judge of the
judgers, right, you don't getto be like, how dare you think
(42:44):
I would do something crazy like chewmy toenails. When you chew your fingernails,
you've used nail clippers once in yourlife, maybe twice once on the
Boys, and you did such abad job because you were so bad at
it. But that you that youliterally retired on the spot, right,
you were kicked out because you're mychildren by accident. She said, there's
(43:07):
no way I'm letting you do this. I'd rather you teach them to chew
on their nails. I would likethe record to show podcast audience, radio
audience. I do not bite mytoes. It's been said. I don't
know why I had to clarify that. You crazy people on social media because
you chew yours. Mister peepers,you're mister Peepers. You're a christy character.
(43:31):
You're like so like the rock,Papa Peepers came out at the one
time. So there's mister Peepers,Papa Peepers, Ghazi Peepers. You could
have given me a million dollars.His character's name was mister Peepers. That's
me. That's the name of thatcharacter from that sketch. Yes, that
I feel like he's still doing twentyyears later. Yeah, well now he
(43:52):
really has become that. And againyou can't pick her on. Chris Caytan,
he clipsed his nails. Chris canTan came to all but I think
he came to the egg Gosh.I almost want to find it. He
did not come on this show.He came on other shows. That interview
was historically bad. He know,it was so bad. I think he's
(44:13):
kind of a he's kind of aI guess so I thought it was.
You know, some of these standup comedians or comedians in general, you
think it's like an act that likethey're going into character. No, there's
stories about castmates hating his guts,hating his guts he's he's you know,
he's a particular person. But Nightof the Rocksbury's good, mister, peepers,
(44:34):
give you something to model your lifeafter. I hope you start wearing
just red red short overalls. Ihope you that's I hope that's what you
start. You just walk around onthose all the time. I just can't
believe you found a woman who went, oh, it's okay, me too.
She's way worse than me. Yeah, but she doesn't lot of like
nerves and stuff right like she stillhas she still has clippers and stuff.
(44:58):
She I don't want her to bragabout it, but she knows she's the
one. Yeah, she does.She knows how to work a device based
on a simple lever. Yeah,good, good job. She's val victorian
of your of your soul. That'swhat it was. There's a tweet out
there somewhere, like devices. Istruggle with its occupational therapy. Is that
the terms and you use devices.There's a tweet and somebody can find it.
(45:22):
You might remember this Slevac Tunican opener. You know that thing. Oh
gosh, there's a tweet out theresomewhere that I went at a Tunican opener
and I like held it up afteryoh yeh yeah, looks like you took
a hammer to that one. Idon't feel as bad about because I feel
like that's a high, Like that'sI think that's pushing thirty percent of people.
I'm I'm not positive which one ofyour parents is lying, like which
(45:49):
one had relations with a Sasquatch.I don't like, I would never because
you are part Sasquatch like you arenow it's becoming more are more clear.
Your arm your his arms are likea ranget's hanglength. Gos could hug himself
twice, like that's how long hisarms are. His legs are super short.
(46:10):
He chooses nails. He doesn't knowhow to work simple tools like nail
clippers and can openers, like Ilike, I think your mom broke up
with your dad dated Harry from Harryand the Henderson for a week. She's
always liked actors, and and theneverybody got back together whatever or dad broke
(46:31):
up with mom you know, wason the set of Planet of the Apes
and and voila, we've got guzziba yeah, and then you know,
you realize how much you love yourreal partner, and you go back home
and boom, here's God's is yoursister anything like you? No? Yeah,
that's there's a Williams Smith graduate,Williams Smith graduated. She uses nail
(46:54):
clippers, she can open zippers.Don't mystify her. See a paddle on
a ball for ten straight minutes withouta problem. Guys would choke himself.
I'm just mesmerized by you again.You just kidding. If the sales team
is listening, these are a lotof sales opportunities here. Hey, it's
(47:16):
guys here for what you know?I don't know if us sales? What
do you mean? Hey, it'sgossire for nails clippers? Is a nails
clippers or just nail one? It'sjust one nail. Hey, it's gosire
for a nail clipper. It doesn'tsound as good goss here for a nail
clipper. I can help you.I didn't use one until I was in
my early thirties. Do you usea toothbrush? Yes? Back? Please?
(47:38):
Gosh, Well you don't use abrushbrush. I listen. The hair
situation is delicate. Let's say,man, I woke up the other day.
This is a sad moment on vacation. I woke up the other day
and I like, my hair wasmessy and I'm just messy. It was
just this part. I'm like,oh, come on, people walking up
(47:59):
with like bad hair. You wakeup? We got nothing left off there.
You're just like, what is this? Just that just that piece is
messed up. This isn't fair.People not deal with this anymore. But
I'm ready like this. This iswhat the sales team has been asking for.
And iHeart opportunities to build on personalities. I just saw the Stadius speak
about our sales team. I sawour standings here for this push we have
(48:22):
back. You and I are inthe lead. I guess we're in the
lead right now. I don't rememberbeing in the lead. How can you
work a computer and not nail clippers? The guy takes a hammer to a
can of tuna to open it up, But he can but he can read.
He can read computer programs. Thismouse is working well over here.
It looks like we're in the lead. Gods eat mouse. No, No,
(48:44):
that's not a real mouse. Godstop. If I'm on the top
of this list, that means I'min the lead, right I don't know.
I can't see the list. Thelist could literally be the person who
has the least ability to groom.That's not that's not what it says.
I don't see fer hymns on herefor me though. I didn't want that
as a sponsorship. Yeah. Theythey were like, no, that's gonna
make your nails grow. We can'twatch you eating that much more. No,
(49:06):
I don't eat the nails. Yeah, I don't know if I believe
you. Have you ever chewed yourtoenails? No? Look, I'm not
a freak. Yes, we've alreadyestablished what you are. Now we're just
establishing how bad it is. That'swhere we are at this point. Can
we can we talk about the IntegrativeSleep Center and then the Firebirds. Now
I'm concerned. There's something that Ido want to say something. Oh gosh,
(49:29):
uh, Loriann and doctor Dreer havelong wanted you to become a patient
of the Integrative Sleep Center and bossthe spot I have. I have decided
that's not gonna happen. I'm shuttingyou down. If you can't work nail
clippers, how can I trust youto simply put a mouthpiece in Every night?
You're gonna have a football flashback andtackle your wife. It is that
(49:50):
easy, though, It's a mouthpiece. He's my airway open. The snoring
is under control. I'm breathing allnight long, which is a new thing.
That's great, it's amazing. II really believe that I'm claustro phobic
because of my sleep at here,because my brain would try to make sense
of why I couldn't breathe, andI would have these dreams about being in
tight spaces. I have not hadthat real fear
Hold that one for a second.It's not for the four biggest stories in
the world of sports. It isRocky by our good friends at Mohawk Condor,
where they always bought it the wayto please you, guys, what's
the fourth biggest story? You knowwhat I'm gonna do. This is the
fourth biggest story. Monday, Julyeighth, twenty twenty four. We've got
one afternoon baseball game scheduled. We'vegot one afternoon baseball game that it's gone
(00:24):
final. The Pirates take down themess inight to two. I know.
We just got off a conversation withPete Alonzo and what it means for the
Mets. The Mets, yeah,kind of back to five hundred. They
are forty four and forty five.The Pirates also below five hundred. Pittsburgh
the worst professional sports organization last twentyfive years. And that's someone me saying
(00:47):
that who watched Clipped and can't stopwatching it's so bad, but you don't
watch it. I can't turn itoff. Wait, how can you watch
that but you didn't watch the winningtime with the Lakers. That's just to
make sense to me. You knowI can't turn it off? Is because
it's such a reality TV car crashwith v Stiviato. I finished the second
most recent episode and all I wantto do is watch v Staviano clips.
(01:08):
I'm like, she is out ofher mind. Oh yeah, big time?
It was. I mean that wasthat was a big part of the
entire time. That was you yousaw that instantly. If she's walking around
with like a welders mask on allthe time, that was. That was
pre COVID. Anyways, Pirates andMets, uh Lavac. I feel like
these teams are actually very even inthis series, although Pittsburgh's played pretty well.
(01:30):
Has it feeling like the Pirates mightbe in a better spot for the
future than the Mets because of theyoung prospects on the team. You know,
hmmm, I'm gonna say no,only because historically speaking, that hasn't
made any damn difference to the Pirates. I mean, you're thinking about like
Garrett Cole and all these other greatplayers at one point in time or another
(01:51):
around them on the Pirates, andit made almost no different difference to them.
I believe that Steve Cohen is goingto put the right people in plays
and then Mets will be a betterteam. I think long term winners lead
winning franchisees. It's gonna feel likethat scene in Space Jam at the end
of the move the original Space Jamwhere Bill Murray sees all the mid nineties
(02:15):
Bulls on the court and he's like, could have been me out there,
Larry go Bulls. That's kind ofwhat the Mets could be if they don't
trade for big time prospects. Ifthey hit the deadline and they see Pittsburgh
with all these great pitching prospects andyoung players, are like, could have
been me out there, Larry goBulls. Go Mets, like really,
because that's what Pittsburgh did. Theysuck, They're terrible. They got young
(02:36):
prospects, and maybe they'll actually besuccessful or maybe not. So Yankees playing
like dude is I don't listen toMets fans be like we're gonna take Juan
Soto right now. They're leaving themalone. So let's move on to story
number three. And I know I'mkind of copping out here a little bit
because I should like to do Topfour or for about days and stories that
have happened today, But we misseda lot of stuff, including Lebron James
(02:57):
going back to the Los Angeles Lakers. We all knew that was gonna happen
once Bronni James was drafted by theteam. But everyone, please, this
is very important. Lebron and everyoneat the ESPN wants you to know.
Lebron has re signed with the Lakerson a deal that is only two and
a half two point seven even moretwo point seven million dollars below the one
(03:21):
hundred and four million dollar max contractthat he could have taken. Levac a
two year deal for Lebron a secondyear which grants Lebron a no trade clause.
Didn't take the max deal. Whatdo you make of Lebron going back
to the Lakers? And again,let me make it very clear, it
is not a max contract. Heleft seventy three cents Canadian on the table.
(03:43):
You know, as much as Ilove to bag on Lebron and Bronni
James, DIO and everything that's goingon there, it is important to remember
that he is still one of thebest basketball players on the planet. Like
he's he's not Lebron of the Heator or you know, the middle of
those two Cavalier verses of himself,but he's still Lebron James like he's still
(04:09):
top fifteen in the world. Maybehe's on the Olympic team, so he's
got to be right. I meanhe's yeah, probably, well, he's
a leader and the lot of stuffhe brings in beyond that. But like
if you started, if you justwent and picked players regardless of the position
you played, positionless basketball, likesome franchises are telling us, is what
to do. Do you get tofifteen before you take him? I probably
(04:32):
probably ten, fifteleven. I wouldsay fifteen is right on the money.
I think it's a really good calls. He's still one of the best.
So and the Lakers historically this iswhat they do. I don't think this
is like at the end of Kobewhere they gave Kobe all that money just
so that they could sell the tickets. I think this is a guy who
sells a lot of tickets and itcan still help you win a championship.
(04:53):
I'm glad you brought up Kobe becausesometimes we have revisionist history of what happened
in the last years of Kobe.Kobe was awful in the fin all years
for the Lakers that he was takinga lot of shots. He was like
the Carmelo Anthony of the Lakers.No no, no, no, just
fired off shots. Kobe was muchworse than his final season with Lakers.
It could turn out to be aKobe situation where like we wanted to honor
(05:14):
a great athlete, but because somuch money was invested in him, it
didn't work out that way. Somecould argue the final season and Jeter wasn't
great either with we could do thiswith every athlete though that was in their
final season. We really could.But those guys stay out because they're all
time greats. The thing with Lebronis like, guys, I mean,
who are you trying to convince?Who's he trying to convince? Is it
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just controlling the narrative, controlling themessage, controlling the media, having your
There's layers to this, like therealways is with Lebron James, but the
idea that it needed to be putout multiple times that it's the first time
ever Lebron is not taking a MAXdeal in his life. Okay, we
got it, you're forty years old. We okay. The fact that we
have to hear about BRONI getting draftedin the second round, right there was
(05:57):
there was a graphic. I'm notsure who posted it. There was a
graphic of like Bronni James was terriblein the Summer League game, Like getting
almost fallen over like in one streetBall post. Yes, terrible, getting
poster eyes getting crossed up was likethree of sixteen from the field. Just
did not look like an NBA playeranywhere close to it. Five videos on
(06:17):
the ESPN homepage Bronni shines in SummerLeague debut. I'm like, guys,
is lebron Ronnie ESPN enough already?But he is an all time great player
and he is back in the NBA. We have not hit the lebron retirement
tour quite yet. He almost hada new coach and that's here for story
number two. Coach Dan Hurley andYukon we mentioned in the Kickstarted a kick
Off Today's show, have agreed toa new six year, fifty million dollar
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contract. A two time national champion, Yukon going for their third straight national
championship. This upcoming college basketball seasoncontract will take him to the twenty thirty
season of back. What do youmake of Jan Hurley getting this big deal
from Yukon? I mean talking aboutplaying it right? You know it?
Like here here you are? Youyou've got another way. It's almost twenty
(07:01):
million dollar raise, right, correct, Yeah, so almost a twenty million
dollar raise, but twenty million lessthan what you've gotten for the Lakers.
However, again, I've said thisbefore and I'll say it again. He
said his wife was extremely unhappy outthere. If your wife knows you're about
to get seventy million, and she'smad, and she's from like Jersey,
I think so like this is perfectfor her. She's a couple hours away
(07:24):
from home. She can go visitthe family she wants to, but nobody's
just showing up or popping in.It's perfect. She's happy with her life.
She likes what they've got, notLos Angeles. That was the vibe.
So even if you get seventy,it could easily become thirty five plus.
I don't know what the taxes areConnecticuide, but I I hazard guess
they're far better than what they arein La. So all day he was
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able to manipulate a raise, keepthe job he had that he loves,
that he could be historically good at, and get twenty million dollars for flirting
with another team Like that's I mean, come on, man, I don't
know what's caused this to happen inmy life. Maybe it's because it works
(08:07):
in the shadows and we as sportsfans, maybe we don't really care about
this stuff, and I find itfascinating of how agents work. I'm I
don't know what's happened. Maybe pastbad contracts, maybe that's what's causes.
But I'm so fascinated by agents likethis, Like you said it, like
he leveraged the Lakers. Where wasDan Hurley gonna go? Like you just
said it. The wife wasn't leavingthe Northeast. His dad's a Hall of
(08:31):
Fame high school basketball coach. They'rea Northeast family. They're not leaving.
But they leveraged the Lakers. Thisguy said no to coaching Lebron. Instead
he's going back to Yukon to coach, and he leveraged it for a better
That's all he could do. Igo back to Sean McVay. Sean McVay
won a Super Bowl for the Ramsand wanted to get a raise. But
who was he gonna leverage that hewas gonna jump to another team, know
(08:54):
that he was going to retire andtake Apple money. That's how we got
his level. Patrick Ewings the bestone. Patrick Ewing stunk at Georgetown as
a coach, but he made arun in the Big East Tournament and he
leveraged himself into a new contract atGeorgetown. Our interurn. I love this
quote. Might be the smartest thinghe learned from us. Although I don't
know if we can get credit forthis, but he said, why do
athletic directors love competing against themselves?Like? Who else in college was gonna
(09:18):
give Dan Hurley that deal with rightnow? Well, not to mention,
he'd already said no, Like,here's the deal you You said to him,
Hey, stay here and we willreward you. Okay, Then he
laughed. Now so he had theleverage because he was leaving. He decided
not to leave. You said,we're gonna reward you. But now,
(09:41):
like you said, I have theleverage. Now you already said no to
the other job. So why amI throwing you all this extra money?
Well, because college basket. Wemove on to story number one. A
lot has happened with this team inthis league the NBA free agency period.
If you're a Knicks fan, Iwas hoping to see Paul George and the
(10:01):
Blue and Orange. He's instead hegonna play with the Philadelphia seventy six ers.
If you're a Knicks fan who's nervousabout Jalen Brunson's wrist, don't worry.
He got in a w W Ering at Madison Square Garden again Tyres
Haliburton and Logan Paul and La Knight. He seems to be fine. Hartenstein
no longer Nick. He's heading toOklahoma City back. We can run through
(10:24):
some Knicks moves as you want herecoming up, But there's been a lot
of roster movement already for the Knicks. Good bad. Indifferent about what's happened
this offseason for the New York Knicksso far. Ah good, I mean
very good. This is a teamthat is being built to take on the
Celtics. That's that's what they're beingbuilt to do. And if you're gonna
build me a team to beat anotherteam, let's go ahead and be the
(10:46):
braining champs who nobody else's they canplay with. Man our salesforce is so
weird. We can get to thatin a second. Old on, right,
I'm pretty sure I know what youyou Oh this? Oh I did
not see that? Look now aright, we'll get to it. A
second, but no, I thinkand and the moves aren't done. It
(11:07):
would have been great if you couldhave found a way to keep harding,
But at the same time, likeyou can't. You can't keep everybody doesn't
work that way, and there areenough pieces to uh to make sure that
that's not the worst thing that happensby losing him, Let's go next.
I feel like they're they're on theirway. They made their move for Bridges.
You know, it's more timing whenI bring this up, because the
Bridges deal came before the NBA draft. I'd also like to point out one
(11:28):
other thing, and I know Ishared this on social media. Tyler Colick
Colic the kid from Marquette, theLefty. I pointed out that the he
can't read thing with the social mediajoke, unlike Michael Kay, oh,
he fell for it. Oh yeah, hmm yeah, well whoop. See.
(11:50):
He was like, they play like, they play it super serious,
like you hear, like like seriousmusic of background. He's just like,
but I think you guys need tounderstand how great a world we live in
where a young man like this,a young man who for whatever reason was
able to slip through the cracks andnever ever learned to read can make millions
(12:13):
of dollars in the NBA. Thinkabout that. Okay, next time you're
hating on America, tell me anothercountry where someone who is illiterate. Oh
it means can't read. Oh okay, never Sorry. Colic was funny to
the quote that here's the worst part, like awful announcing found it and then
they posted it, and then heColic found it and then took a Marquette
report card and posted He's like,I must be pretty good for someone to
(12:37):
care to read. Yeah, wellyeah, because he's got like a three
nine GPA too. I mean he'she's obviously not stay open. But that
was dude. That's like, it'sone thing to fall for it, it's
another thing to dive in. AndI know he dove in. I know
he was all like protective of him. And I'll teach him. Run,
spot run, I'll do it agood dad. That's the top four four.
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I can barely read. But it'scalled dyslexia eighty HD and a million
other issues I got going on.All right, So we're sitting here and
as we're as we're sitting here,one of our sales professionals are we paired
up with sales professionals or is itjust not anymore? That's not how that
works anymore. I know, Iheart, I think it was the last
one. Let's clarify that. Backin radio days, each station should have
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their own salesperson. But that doesn'twork like that anymore. You can sell
for all the stations under the wonderfuliHeart. Yeah. But there were doing
something where it was like we're keepingscore. I thought they were pairing us
up. Oh, I thought wehad teams. Well. One of the
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the door. He looks up atthe sun, squints, looks down,
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I was like, literally like,just you know, in these next thirteen
feet, I can get so muchcolor on these biceps. It's gonna be
whoa girl, ladies, Hello,individual ladies. Hello. All right,
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Okay, I mean we can doit now if you want to. You
want to about the Knicks. Ididn't want to talk about the Knicks.
I want to know how you feelabout it, how I feel about the
No no, no no. Beforewe talk about the Nicks. What is
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going on at the home? Said? He can't leave a tea is like
out there? What is happening inyour home right now? You might seem
concerned about Well, I plan ontelling a weird story later, but uh
we've We've nicknamed the one cat Drogonthe Sheriff because if anything goes wrong in
that house, he's right there.If you hurt another animal, even if
you didn't mean, you step ona foot by accident and they yelp,
(21:26):
he's right there, like you,you got beef, you got a problem,
you want to you want to gooutside. So I guess my daughter's
boyfriend was clipping the dog's nails andcaught the quick. So there's a little
bit of blood apparently dro gone rightin his grill, like up on the
couch, in his face. Likewhen I tell you about hurting things in
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this house. Man, do youknow who I am? You don't play
You don't play that cat he's he'snot named after a dragon for nothing,
My friend, that's why I don'tuse nail clippers. Can't too dangerous out
there for yourself of your own nails. No, I got it. I
thought you want to know that I'ma nail biter. I'll admit it.
That's way worse, I know,but I no, no, no,
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listen, if you build a strategy, if you understand strategy for chewing out
your nails, if you do itlong enough, you can do pretty well
doing it. The worst part isI chew my nails. My wife is
way worse. She is probably oneof the worst I've ever seen, male
or female. And she admits it. That's not good because when you have
double nail biers, kids, boyanything, so she like messed with the
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cuticle and the quick and stuff whenyou're chewing your nails. No, if
you look like you gotta figure itout, see it's it's all. It
takes years, some would say decadesof practice to now, did you hear
it? It's a dog herd.The dog has black nails. You can't
see the quick. We don't havequicks. We have nails too scary out
there, and I not know youwere scared of clipping. I didn't say
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that's potential blood. Sure not foryou. I mean you'd have to really
clip it deep it happen. Allright, let's play this game. What
year do you think I first useda now clipper? What year do you
think I first used one? Whenwas the When did we first? When
did you first order like a medium? Twenty eight? So you're twenty eight
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years old. So for those whoknow that story, I had no idea
burgers had temperatures. My dad wasa vegetarian. My wife got my my
mom got everything well done. Mywife introduced me to this. So twenty
eight was the first time I startedto understand burgers. Well we I think
we had a good part of thattoo. Like you, you ordered like
a well done steak one time whenI was with you, and I almost
kicked you out at the restaurant.I'll say thirty you're thirty what now?
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Four? Thirty four? Thirty one? Pretty close thirty two? So you
how do you did you have otherDid mom cut your nails until you were
like eighteen? No? Man,just shoo it away. Look, they
look like they're pretty good and goodto go. See. They don't look
bad. That looks solid right there. I'll get Daniellen here, she'll tell
me they look fine. Once once. I've used it in my entire life,
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and the only reason I used itto my knowledge, maybe I used
it when I was younger. Maybethere's an incident in my life that I
don't even realize that happened. ButI used it when I was thirty two.
And the reason it was happening wasmy wife told me, you have
to learn how to cut one ofthese kids nails like she has the skill
set. Sure she does. Isee her nails, shooting them, chewing
them like a little chipmunk away onher fingers, just for you to chew
(24:30):
your nails. I see her chewingaway way worse than me. She has
the quote skill set to use it. So I gotta cut my kid's nails.
She washed me. I've been fired. I'm out. I'm not allowed
to do it anymore. If anything, I should be thanked for that.
So do you like spit it out? You swallow it? What do you
do with the nails? What aboutan animal? I don't know, yeh
garbage, my gosh. So yousit over the garbage and chew your nails
(24:53):
and spit them into the How doyou cut your toenails? Just peel it
off a little bit, that's all. Sometimes the toes you don't have to
do is long, not as muchsome time. Sorry, I'm sorry everyone
who wanted to hear our stunning breakdownof the Knicks free agency and signing in
trades. I'm mesmerized by the factthat you're afraid of nail clips. I
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didn't say that they could cause injury. I've never injured myself biting my nails
ever, injury free since eighty nine. To my notedge, my parents may
have injured me. I'm good.You people are out there using weapons on
your fingers, I'm out. I'mgood. Look at these babies, Soilid
got some working on the beach.I'm good. I'm retired from using clippers.
(25:37):
I'm done. You can't be retired. You never did it once.
Once is enough for me. Youwant your kids chewing their nails, I
mean, if they do a goodenough job, I don't want them to
have like stubs on their fingers.They gotta figure, they gotta have some
responsibility. Can't be out here likea freak. You gotta get it to
a point where people can't tell whetheror not you cheat your nails. I've
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known you for almost a decade.You just found out moments ago. That's
how good I do. I'm greatat Honestly, it might be a skill
set of mine. I at Tomgos t. I'm g was easy.
Do you take pride in this?Because I just revealed to Levac after nine
to ten years, he had noidea none. That's how good I am
at this. I just I wouldbe the best. I don't know if
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I can go on. This isthe weirdest thing you've ever admitted to and
some weird thing I've confessed, allright. I felt like that was good
for him. There's you know what, Levac, I know this for a
fact. You listening right now,whether it's in the Capital region, whether
it's on the iHeart app podcast.Signe. I know you're a nail bier.
I know you're like me. II'm not judging you. It's okay.
(26:45):
So when we one of the trips, we shared the hotel room and
I cut my nails on the farside of the bed because I was like,
well, they're gonna vacuum tomorrow.I don't care. I'm just gonna
do it right here. I don'tcare. I'm gonna tip. That's how
good feel what we are with eachother. And then you were disgusted by
that. Don't now. I soit was not me clipping my nails.
It was nail clipping. Yes,there wasn't There wasn't you doing it.
(27:10):
It was the act of you.I'm torn. I'm like, dude,
I can't have I can't have themalong. Here's what I have you do
the next time I'm gonna bite mynails. I will walk you through.
No, I'm never You're not.You're not. You're not converting me on
this one I did. There's nailbiers out there, and I'm there with
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you. I will support you throughyour journey, whether you're I feel like
older, younger, I'm here foryou. Like, how often do you
accidentally swallow the nail? Never animal? You're not. You're chewing on your
own body? Can you? We'vealready just you are an animal. Now
it's just a matter of how howdangerous of an animal are you. I'm
not an actual bear eating my handyears. I'm calling you a sasquatch,
(27:55):
and it's real. Like now Ifound out it's real. It's not joke
anymore. This is a literal sasquatch. Tom Nulty thinks that you have bags
of hair and nails all over yourd just one big bag. That's not.
Just cook them all at one point, make a make a god's stew
hair and nail stew. I'm acivilized human being. No you are not.
(28:18):
I'm not kick collecting the No one'sever No one's ever gone, oh
wow, look look at how civilizedthat person chewing on their finger is.
No one's ever said that ever.I think if you've gone to a remote
with us, or I've been inpublic rarely, if ever, will you
see me chowing down on a fingerlike that's not if I'm like, if
I'm in publicans and they're like alittle hangnail or something that's different, that's
(28:41):
triage, that's emergency surgery. Butif I had nail clippers right there,
I'd fix that in two seconds.I had. I had a show I
used to work on, and theguy he used to work in all but
so people can probably piece us together. I used to produce his show and
let me tell you he chowed onthose fingers, that's who you want to
be. Like, No, Idon't. I don't do it in public
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rarely. If ever, no one'sgonna catch me chewing an out unless there's
a big time horse race on theway or a big wager. That's the
only time we go to the fingers. I'm I'm mesmerized. I'm mesmerized.
I almost at this point want togo like, I know people chew their
nails, it's like a nervous thingor whatever, but not like not like
that's great. If I ask Danielleright now, because she's the only female
(29:25):
in yall, my only thoughts towardsGod's right now is right to jail,
no question, said, you justget it right in there. I bet
if Danielle Harabe used to work withus, he had no idea. If
Danielle sit over here, and I'msure she's busy, if she walked through,
said you think God's chooses nails,I bet you'd say no. She'd
say no. Tom Nolty, pleasebring back Zach and Zack. I just
(29:45):
threw up in my mouth. I'mshocked, Like this is what do you
mean? You obviously know it's wrongbecause you never do. You're like,
you'd never catch me doing it inpublic, you never know I was the
one doing it. Like that's soyou know what's wrong. I never said
it was wrong. I said I'mjudged. You people out there judging me
is what it is. If anything, I stand by it. Honestly,
(30:07):
I should be complimented for how greatof a job I've been doing over the
last few years, maybe life.This is why CBS Sports Network shows other
broadcasts, they were like, theywere like, no, uh, you
know Ari Wolf or Tom the nailbier Goslawski just like dad, Dad clips
his nails. Right, yeah,let's see again the way you just answered
you know it's wrong. You're like, how don't you accuse my dad at
(30:32):
shooting his nails. He's a greatguy. Okay, cool, all right,
you are a weirdo? Do youthink I should have been taught?
You think that's the problem. LikeMom and Dad didn't sit me down and
be like, can imagine like ayounger version of me with the nail clipper,
just like missing the finger, justlike just like, come on,
we're not helping you. We losta lot of good kids that day.
We listen, you're gonna have tofigure this someone out on your own.
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I just said, no, youknow what, Nah, I know that
if I had dirty nails, mymom was on me. It was not
that was not how happening. Likethey were getting clipped and then I was
going to wash my hands, notlike, oh, you have dirty nails
blowing out a tea. That's notThat's not what it works. We're out
a lot coming up here over thenext two weeks, Rivers Saratoga. If
(31:18):
we're still longing, We've got alot of live shows. If you get
an opportunity to come join us outlive this summer, I'm okay with you
grabbing my hand and looking at thework I've done. Oh, I want
that, Remember, I want that. Remember I was like, you know
what, guys, I was Iwould like everyone. I would like everyone.
Tomorrow, we're live at mawk Chevy. Come up, grab guys's hand,
(31:40):
look at it, and then holdeye contact while you hold his hand,
and then look back down his nails, and then tell him to start
clipping his damn nails. No,you'll be impressed. It's my microphone.
There, you said, puberty.One of those nails got caught in your
throat. Now you can't, Nowyou're now you're done. I'm sorry.
Just so, the weirdest thing trendingis it nail biting. If you're a
(32:00):
nail binder, you can roll inmy private messages. I'm not here to
judge. There's a lot of meout there, a lot of mees.
Yeah, there's just little pieces ofhis nails everywhere he's been chewing off.
And and also, you know,I'll fetish by saying the Knicks just need
to add a big man and they'llbe fine. Who actually knows how to
work at nail clipper? Let's talkabout Lillian. David finds you gotta get
(32:22):
a manicure. I don't need it. I don't know. I don't if
you don't like nail clippers. Hismanicures freaked me out with all the tools
they use and everything. So thenext punishment for you will be a manicure.
I don't know if I need it. But if that little lady looks
over you and goes, oh no, you flip your nails instead of this
(32:45):
jackass chooses nails, I'll be amazed. Congratulations to Ben and Alexa. Ben
was the letter b we were lookingfor. I didn't turn into the game
as Sesame Street. It was beIt was the guy who's gonna propose.
So now I can say gratulations toBen and Alexa. Lilian David Fine Jeweler
is happy that you were able todo that. Now get the wedding band.
Ben do something too for one weddingband. So so figure out the
(33:07):
wedding prep. You appreciate you supportingLily David Fine, you live. Don't
forget when you buy the wedding bandor the engagement ring, or you're searching
for the next purchase, or you'recelebrating your anniversary. Hey, I heard
about it along the vack and guys, I want to stop in. I'm
heading up to Saratoga this summer.All great things on the week, and
congratulations to you guys. Make sureyou get that wedding band and prep for
your wedding. If you're heading upto the shops at Wilton this summer,
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What a tease. I'll talk alittle bit about it coming up. But
as I log in, I geta couple of different messages quickly. One
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go first. Then just go already. Here's what I'm don't leave me.
They nail biting excitement. Here's whatI'm battling, between the Diamondbacks and the
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I want to take the over,but it's seven and a half.
There's certain numbers that just jump outto you when you have a pitcher like
Chris Sale, who's known by alot of baseball fans, like well known
(39:23):
pitcher who's on the mounta in amatchup between two potential playoff teams, why
is it not low? Excuse me? Why is it not higher? Eight
and a half? Nine and ahalf. I'm going still over, and
it's a nine to forty pitch outin the desert, and the Braves are
playing really well, especially that pitchingstuff. I believe they have eleven shutouts
on the season, a league leadingshutout number. So give me the over
(39:44):
tonight in Braves, Diamondbacks, andgive me the over tonight in Rangers Angels,
which is sitting at eight and ahalf. So double over West Coast
Baseball eight and a half over RangersAngels over seven and a half Diamondbacks.
Braves. You're gonna love this,Okay, you like to point this out
whenever our plays actually work together.I uh, I have no idea you
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were gonna do that. As amatter of fact, I'm pretty sure you
just came up with it. Rightnow, I have a two home run
parlay. I have Corey Seeger plustwo fifty five who plays for the Texas
Rangers, and Marcel Ozuna plus threetwenty who plays four. The price I'm
in both years it is together.It's plus thirteen ninety one. I had
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a ten dollars bonus bet which willbring back one hundred and forty nine bucks
one hundred thirty extra plus with timeback. You know, the Segar wanted
like a lot. Secer is ridiculouslyhot right now. I believe he has
sixteen home runs in the past tengames. Wait, guys got a hot
in baseball now. And I don'tknow if the dead ball weird era was
like the steroid era, and thenlike the dead ball era it's sometimes called,
(40:57):
and then it went back up maybebecause the rule of us spinsman,
because of juice baseballs. But whenguys get hot and start putting up numbers
like that, especially a guy likeSekers making a ton of money, and
the Rangers stink by the way.I thought at one point the defending World
Series champions are gonna get back inthe sea. They're not very good.
They're done forking them. They're done. Yeah, but I mean you if
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mine hit most likely yours will youknow? So there you go. It's
look a great minds thinking like exceptfor the whole nail by any thing,
getting getting texted more people curious aboutthe knicks. No about your toenails?
Oh god, what so you justpeeled? So you just use your use
your fingernail to peel your toenail andthen you and then you chew off the
(41:39):
fingernail afterwards. No, do peoplethink I'm chewing on my toes like a
like a chimpe Yes, you havelisten. Good God, people. The
the going rate, the normal averageis twenty nails, ten finger, ten
toe. I know there's some deviationsout there in the world. God bless
you one way or the other.Uh. You've you've stated that you don't
(42:02):
use nail clippers, and I askedyou about your toes and you said you
pick at them. Yeah, that'sit you got. Do people think I'm
like Chris Cantan from Saturday Night Live? What was that character monkey Man?
Or something where he's jumping all overthe No, God, I'm a dignified
No. You do not get toplay this card like this. Yeah,
(42:24):
how you he's showing me, he'slike he peels it off and then pulls
off from once. I good,like like a like a poll tab ticket.
You don't. You don't get toYou don't get to be upset.
You don't. You don't get that. I don't get the judge of the
judgers, right, you don't getto be like, how dare you think
(42:44):
I would do something crazy like chewmy toenails. When you chew your fingernails,
you've used nail clippers once in yourlife, maybe twice once on the
Boys, and you did such abad job because you were so bad at
it. But that you that youliterally retired on the spot, right,
you were kicked out because you're mychildren by accident. She said, there's
(43:07):
no way I'm letting you do this. I'd rather you teach them to chew
on their nails. I would likethe record to show podcast audience, radio
audience. I do not bite mytoes. It's been said. I don't
know why I had to clarify that. You crazy people on social media because
you chew yours. Mister peepers,you're mister Peepers. You're a christy character.
(43:31):
You're like so like the rock,Papa Peepers came out at the one
time. So there's mister Peepers,Papa Peepers, Ghazi Peepers. You could
have given me a million dollars.His character's name was mister Peepers. That's
me. That's the name of thatcharacter from that sketch. Yes, that
I feel like he's still doing twentyyears later. Yeah, well now he
(43:52):
really has become that. And againyou can't pick her on. Chris Caytan,
he clipsed his nails. Chris canTan came to all but I think
he came to the egg Gosh.I almost want to find it. He
did not come on this show.He came on other shows. That interview
was historically bad. He know,it was so bad. I think he's
(44:13):
kind of a he's kind of aI guess so I thought it was.
You know, some of these standup comedians or comedians in general, you
think it's like an act that likethey're going into character. No, there's
stories about castmates hating his guts,hating his guts he's he's you know,
he's a particular person. But Nightof the Rocksbury's good, mister, peepers,
(44:34):
give you something to model your lifeafter. I hope you start wearing
just red red short overalls. Ihope you that's I hope that's what you
start. You just walk around onthose all the time. I just can't
believe you found a woman who went, oh, it's okay, me too.
She's way worse than me. Yeah, but she doesn't lot of like
nerves and stuff right like she stillhas she still has clippers and stuff.
(44:58):
She I don't want her to bragabout it, but she knows she's the
one. Yeah, she does.She knows how to work a device based
on a simple lever. Yeah,good, good job. She's val victorian
of your of your soul. That'swhat it was. There's a tweet out
there somewhere, like devices. Istruggle with its occupational therapy. Is that
the terms and you use devices.There's a tweet and somebody can find it.
(45:22):
You might remember this Slevac Tunican opener. You know that thing. Oh
gosh, there's a tweet out theresomewhere that I went at a Tunican opener
and I like held it up afteryoh yeh yeah, looks like you took
a hammer to that one. Idon't feel as bad about because I feel
like that's a high, Like that'sI think that's pushing thirty percent of people.
I'm I'm not positive which one ofyour parents is lying, like which
(45:49):
one had relations with a Sasquatch.I don't like, I would never because
you are part Sasquatch like you arenow it's becoming more are more clear.
Your arm your his arms are likea ranget's hanglength. Gos could hug himself
twice, like that's how long hisarms are. His legs are super short.
(46:10):
He chooses nails. He doesn't knowhow to work simple tools like nail
clippers and can openers, like Ilike, I think your mom broke up
with your dad dated Harry from Harryand the Henderson for a week. She's
always liked actors, and and theneverybody got back together whatever or dad broke
(46:31):
up with mom you know, wason the set of Planet of the Apes
and and voila, we've got guzziba yeah, and then you know,
you realize how much you love yourreal partner, and you go back home
and boom, here's God's is yoursister anything like you? No? Yeah,
that's there's a Williams Smith graduate,Williams Smith graduated. She uses nail
(46:54):
clippers, she can open zippers.Don't mystify her. See a paddle on
a ball for ten straight minutes withouta problem. Guys would choke himself.
I'm just mesmerized by you again.You just kidding. If the sales team
is listening, these are a lotof sales opportunities here. Hey, it's
(47:16):
guys here for what you know?I don't know if us sales? What
do you mean? Hey, it'sgossire for nails clippers? Is a nails
clippers or just nail one? It'sjust one nail. Hey, it's gosire
for a nail clipper. It doesn'tsound as good goss here for a nail
clipper. I can help you.I didn't use one until I was in
my early thirties. Do you usea toothbrush? Yes? Back? Please?
(47:38):
Gosh, Well you don't use abrushbrush. I listen. The hair
situation is delicate. Let's say,man, I woke up the other day.
This is a sad moment on vacation. I woke up the other day
and I like, my hair wasmessy and I'm just messy. It was
just this part. I'm like,oh, come on, people walking up
(47:59):
with like bad hair. You wakeup? We got nothing left off there.
You're just like, what is this? Just that just that piece is
messed up. This isn't fair.People not deal with this anymore. But
I'm ready like this. This iswhat the sales team has been asking for.
And iHeart opportunities to build on personalities. I just saw the Stadius speak
about our sales team. I sawour standings here for this push we have
(48:22):
back. You and I are inthe lead. I guess we're in the
lead right now. I don't rememberbeing in the lead. How can you
work a computer and not nail clippers? The guy takes a hammer to a
can of tuna to open it up, But he can but he can read.
He can read computer programs. Thismouse is working well over here.
It looks like we're in the lead. Gods eat mouse. No, No,
(48:44):
that's not a real mouse. Godstop. If I'm on the top
of this list, that means I'min the lead, right I don't know.
I can't see the list. Thelist could literally be the person who
has the least ability to groom.That's not that's not what it says.
I don't see fer hymns on herefor me though. I didn't want that
as a sponsorship. Yeah. Theythey were like, no, that's gonna
make your nails grow. We can'twatch you eating that much more. No,
(49:06):
I don't eat the nails. Yeah, I don't know if I believe
you. Have you ever chewed yourtoenails? No? Look, I'm not
a freak. Yes, we've alreadyestablished what you are. Now we're just
establishing how bad it is. That'swhere we are at this point. Can
we can we talk about the IntegrativeSleep Center and then the Firebirds. Now
I'm concerned. There's something that Ido want to say something. Oh gosh,
(49:29):
uh, Loriann and doctor Dreer havelong wanted you to become a patient
of the Integrative Sleep Center and bossthe spot I have. I have decided
that's not gonna happen. I'm shuttingyou down. If you can't work nail
clippers, how can I trust youto simply put a mouthpiece in Every night?
You're gonna have a football flashback andtackle your wife. It is that
(49:50):
easy, though, It's a mouthpiece. He's my airway open. The snoring
is under control. I'm breathing allnight long, which is a new thing.
That's great, it's amazing. II really believe that I'm claustro phobic
because of my sleep at here,because my brain would try to make sense
of why I couldn't breathe, andI would have these dreams about being in
tight spaces. I have not hadthat real fear
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