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kJ one o three, Oklahoma's numberone hit music station. I'm TJ,
I'm Janet, and I'm j Rod. We start our show every morning with
positive vibes. Okay, TJ,you're first. Okay, Janet. My
positive vibes is I eat carbs freeEaster. Thank God. I like you
better when you eat carbs. Sayy, I deserve a cheap day. I
weigh fifty pounds less than I didyesterday. Okay, Janney, what's your
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positive vibe? Well, j Rod, I found a dress at Ross five
bucks and I fit into it extrasmall cause your miniature. Okay, j
Rod, what's your positive vibe?Well? I just planned another trip to
Vegas. This time instead of gambling, I'm gonna go to the minem store
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and circus Circus. You're not gambling, I know, right, I mean
I just feel like more of akid. Lightly. Oh, I caller.
You're on kJ one o three.What's your positive vibe? This whole
thing is my positive the vibe.Honestly, you're just sounds so cute and
this is really fun. Thank you, You're so nice, So thank you
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so much. No, we're onhere every day, right, Okay,
you you are my positive vibe everymorning or like the show is. I
don't even know what I'm saying.It is very cute, cute, cute.
Thank you. Our positive vibe welltoday is from Oscar Wilde. The
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best way to make children good isto make them happy, exactly real.
All children needs to be happy.Absolutely that. He's your positive vibes on
kJ one o three. I'm TJ, I'm Janet, and I'm j Rudd.
Oh you're on kJ one o three. This is great, you guys.
Little J is hilarious. Thank you. And I'm not little. I'm
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sad you got killed it in themorning. Thank you. I love you,
guys. Thank you. I'm TJ, I'm Janet, and I'm Jared
in the morning kJ one o three. kJ one o three Oklahoma's number one
hit music station. I'm TJ,I'm Janet, and I'm Jrod. Hello,
and you're uh and you're on theair. Okay, really funny guy,
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what's funny? Yeah? What's funny? Well, you know the t
the real TJ, jan and Darodthey have a little bit older than you,
guys. We are the real TJ, Janet and j Rod just been
hydrating the vocal cords a lot andit's just making you sound younger. Oh
you very much. Oh man,you guys are just too cute things so
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much. Have a good one.You took two kJ one O three,
Oklahoma's number one hit music station.I'm TJ, I'm Janet, and I'm
j Rod. TJ oh my god, why do you have a mustache?
Threw it overnight for the Polar Express. I'm looking my year round mustache.
You are not the only one whohas a mustache now, because I just
suddenly grew on. What is goingon in here next? All the cool
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kids are wearing mustaches? TJ.Janet, did you know that it's actually
illegal to wear a fake mustache inchurch? Because we take church really seriously
over there, and the penalty isa five dollars fine or three months jail.
Where'd you learn that? J Rod? A quick Google search? Whoa
Janet? You have a mustache too? I guess you can't go to church
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in Alabama right now? Oh crap, I forgot to wax last night.
Second Date and updates coming back atseven twenty. I'm TJ, I'm Janet,
and I'm Jay Rod. You're remindingyou don't wear fake mustaches in church
in Alabama, kJ one O three. kJ one o three, Oklahoma's number
one hit music station. I'm TJ. I'm Janet and I'm Jayrod kJ one
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o three, Oklahoma's number one hitmusic station. I'm TJ. I'm Janet
and I'm Jayrod. Hello, pleasejust tell me you're putting the video of
this on social media. Don't worry. We did well. Yeah. Oh,
I just want to see your adorablefaces. This is TJ. I've
never gotten called adorable before. Iabsolutely love all this. We as we
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love you. Thank you was thebest show ever. Thank three kJ one
O three. I'm TJ, I'mJanet and I'm j Rod. Janet has
an issue. I do TJ.I was in Target. Looked like death.
I wanted to get out of there, but I had twelve items in
my cart, so I couldn't usethis self checkout because all the cashiers had
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long lines with full carts. Janet, I just do the ten items or
less. I do not care.That's because you don't follow the rules.
J Rod. Janet hates confrontation.I can tell yes, I do TJ.
We have a caller. Hi,you're on kJ one O three.
I want to talk to you littleJanet little always look great, extra cute
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today, of course, thank youso much. Okay, it's about the
target thing. So here's the tip. You have to group your items like
to make one like when you geta bag of apples, that's not like
twenty apples, right or twenty items. Put all those yogurt in like a
bag one item. You are contributingto the delinquency of a minor. No,
no, no, I'm not.I'm not illegal. I'm not contributing
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to delinquency. I'm just like tryingto help my girl, Janet. Thank
you. Oh and you guys aredoing a really great job, by the
way, thank you so much,Thank you so much. By uh huh,
Janet, what's going up with?Three things you need to know in
ten minutes? Mercury is in retrograde. Oh hey, J one o three,
Oklahoma's number one hit music station.I'm DJ, I'm Janet and I'm
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j Rod. So j Rod,you're having marriage troubles. DJ, It's
not marriage troubles, it's just troublesat home. Sadly, Yes, we'll
talk about it next on kJ oneo THREEKJ one O three, Oklahoma's number
one hit music station. I'm DJ, I'm Janet and I'm j Rod.
So, j Rod, you're havingmarriage troubles. J It's not marriage troubles,
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it's just troubles at home. JayRod, I'm guessing you're the cause
of the trouble. Maybe what didyou do? What did you do?
So? Uh? My wife gaveme a list of chores to do,
and uh I went golfing instead ofdoing them, and then she got mad
at me. Dud, j Rod. Wow, very helpful, j Rod.
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How many times have I told youdo the chores first, then you
could do whatever you want. Seemy plan was golf during the day while
it's sunny, and then doing choresat night. Wait, j Rod,
we have somebody that wants to talkto you. Oh j Rod. Yeah,
you're young, I know, likereally young, like too young to
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be married. I know, worthmistake in my life, old ball and
chain. Please, oh my god, this might be your best So every
thanks for calling. We appreciate you. Hye bye. kJ one O three.
I'm DJ, I'm Janet and I'mJay Rodd. Second date updates coming
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in ten minutes. kJ one Othree. We have someone on the phone.
Hi, what's happening here? Alot of a lot of are you
guys going to be doing the seconddate updates? Yeah, of course you
three are doing the second date update? Yes, Oh my good, this
would be interesting you guys. Seconddate update next on kJ one O three.
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This is TJ, Janet and jRod's second date update on kJ one
O three. I'm TJ, I'mJanet, and I'm Jay Rod. You're
ready to do the second date update? Heck? Yest's do it? So
are you guys doing this? Heyday, I'm Melodie. So you three
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are doing this? Mm hmm yeah, ye wouldn't so, Melody. You
want on a date with Troy?Tell us what happened? Okay, So
here's the deal. I met Troyat the Drake concert. Yeah, and
so my friend slipped him, friendslipped him my phone number, and he
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texted me after the concert and hedid ask me out. Nice. Yeah.
W Anyways, what else do youwant to know? So this is
j I want to know if y'allkissed that's gross. Unfortunately, No we
didn't. Kids. Yeah, Ifeel like this is kind of inappropriate to
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talk with you guys about. No. No, no, we have Netflix.
We know what's going on. Yeah, we watch Family yas you guys
like inst the official or you're notin the official and ain't getting to return
any of my text and I don'tI don't understand why he's not answering me.
That sucks. Yes, and myfriend from the concert is having a
party this weekend. I don't knowhow much you guys can help me,
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but yeah, i'd really like towhere to go with me. All right,
let's call Troy. Troy, youcoward, get on the line.
Yeah, we'll figure this out hopefully. Yes, yes, thank you.
It's TJ, Jannet and Jay Rid'ssecond date update on kJ one O three.
I'm TJ, I'm Janet and I'mj Rod. We got troll on
the phone. You there, Yes, I am all right? Sweet?
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The second date update? Are we? We want to know why you don't
want to go out with it withthe Melody again. I don't know what's
happening here. No, you needto call Melody. Sure, I know
it's weird, but just just playalong. We hung out. Yeah,
are we really doing this? Well? I just want to know you wanted
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me to go out with you atthe Drake concert and we did dinner and
everything, and now I can't geta response from you. Maybe because you
brought your freaking dog to a restaurant. There's nothing wrong with that, exactly.
She was in my purse. Itwasn't a big deal. It's not
a big deal. Why are youhiding her in a purse? I wasn't
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hiding her in my purse. He'sa Pomeranian. She's a purse dog.
Wait, you have a Pomeranian andyou carry it around in your purse.
That's so cute. Oh my gosh, Toroy. If you can't love my
dog, you can't love Meroy.If you're gonna hate on my dog,
then we could end this. Idon't care about this anymore. Sounds perfect.
All right, no second date,but thank you for coming on the
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second date update Troy. Yeah,yes, like if you don't love dogs,
you can't exactly, Meliddie. I'msorry that we couldn't get you another
day. Oh, thank you,Young Janet. Bless your heart for calling
me young. This was fun,guys, this was so much fun.
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It's worth not getting another date doingthis this morning with you, guys.
I love your date. Update.I'm TJ, I'm Janet, and I'm
Jay Rod and I'm here to remindyou Love your Dog kJ one oh three
kJ one O three, Oklahoma's numberone hit music station. I'm TJ.
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I'm Janet and I'm Jayrod. Hello, and you're on the air. You
guys get better dating advice than thereal t J. Janet and j Rod.
What do you mean? We are? We are? We are the
real ones? Yeah? Of course, of course what was I thank you?
You are the real t J.Janet and j Rod? Yes,
of course, smell sarcasm. Absolutely, that's the best show ever. Thank
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you, thank you. Yes,I'm TJ, Janet and j Rod.
And this is K jay one Othree kJ one O three, Oklahoma's number
one hit music station. I'm TJ. I'm Janet and I'm Jay Rod.
Last fan Sandy. Two new contestants. Who are they? Jay Rod?
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He's the cause of my wife shoppingaddiction? He delivered for Amazon. It's
Tony from OKAYC Hi Tony, youguys, this is awesome. Is the
best ever? You're the best ever? Tony's I mean, then it gets
the regular show, but this isjust funnier. I don't know what it
is. Who else do we have? J Rod? She's a mom from
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us Stang. It's Alison. Hi, Alison, Hey, good morning.
Seriously, you guys like I listento you every morning and I'm having so
much fun with this. Oh you'reso nice a little I'm so sorry.
That's my dog. It's so cute. It's not so cute. Oh my
gosh, shoode good here come now, what's the category, Janet? Kids
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stuff? These? There are allquestions about kids stuff. Tony from Okay,
She's going first. Which Pokemon isknown for its lightning bulk shaped tail?
Uh? Right? Correct? Okay? Janet givalis and her questions.
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Which popular video game features a Battleroyale where one hundred players fight to be
the last one standing. Oh,probably like w W E Wrestling. No,
it was Fortnite. I feel likeI should have known that because my
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nephew plays Fortnite. Like he's gonnabe so mad at me. DJ does
all the Fortnite dances? All right, Janet, give Tony his second question.
Who is more lit Lebron James fromthe Lakers or Chet Holmgren from The
thunder You know, I mean,as much as I love the Thunder,
up, I gotta say brown onthat. No, Bro, we're literally
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located in Okay. See you thinkwe're not biased. Lebron James is so
old. All right, Alison,if you get this one right, you
win. Janet give her her question. What's the most sick Wanna or Spider
Man? Oh gosh, I don'tknow. Moana. I think it's mo
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Wana because of the rock. Yeah, but Spider Man can swing on whibs
Hu. We have a tie breaker, I don't have a tie breaker.
Everybody gets to win. You getyou get a win, we all get
a win, and the right guysyou both win. Thanks for playing Yay
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yay was so much about you,guys. Thank you so much. I
love it. Bye. I'm TJ, I'm Janet, and I'm JAYD.
We'll have two more contestants tomorrow whenwe play Last Bandstanding.