121 - Clomp Everywhere

Karen and Georgia answer listener questions in this special Q & A episode.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:15):
And big Win and big win, the clue and A
have a float right now? Oh God? Should we start off?
Stephen said no. Stephen said no, don't, don't start over.
I don't think we're Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
You like Elmer Fudd. You like the Elmer Fudd intro.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
That made me laugh?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
All right, we'll let's leave it in.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Then you know what is seen?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Like, let's sleep it? Can you do pay drunk? This
entire episode? Yes, this A Q and A is there?
I listen. I'm a secret, always a secret with that girl,
always leaning in another weird breath.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
And then I have ze.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I threw up early, I drew up a check a
napp and came back into the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
What could you get.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Away from me? I should do? Sorry? I just had
this idea. What if I did a one woman show
where it's me and drunk me from the nineties switching
off and it's like interview it goes up, yes, exactly
where it's just like, why did you feel the need
to escape into the bottle every night? Sorry? What are
you talking about? Thirsty?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
A party and nice?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
What do you like? Can you?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I want you to Let's let's keep going with this, Okay,
I want you to record the I want record sober
current Karen okay, and so that you know we don't
just switching, we'll get to confusing. Okay, So we just
have recorded Karen and then drunk Karen. Old Karen is
in person there.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
So you're saying to get to drink again just because
it's a show and it's not my fault and it
wasn't my idea.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
And fake drunk Karen Okay is there again. Great, Okay,
what is her? Did she ever hear in a ponytail?
Did she wear a ponytail? She's just cut bangs. Hold on,
it looks good.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
You don't know, you don't know, all right, Sorry, I
would drunk. Hairen was the kind of person who would
cut bangs so short that the next day when I
would first see people who would I would be premiering
my bangs, like at the gap. People would be.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Like, oh oh wow, like yeah, shocking bangs back.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
They would back up. They were mental hospital bangs. They
were like I found a razor in the bathroom and
I gave myself a trim, like what I did to
Barbie when I was four, and was like, Barbie needs
fucking bangs, and all you did you basically just shaved
her head in the bang area.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yes, just shaved the bangs.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
The more you cut Barbie's hair, the more you liked
cutting Barbie's hair, until you were down to the plugs, yes,
till till it was like, well, now Barbie is a skinhead,
because has to be a fucking racist skinhead's she was
a racist anyway, and she's always on a goddamn tiptoes.
Let's shave this bitch's head. God, we're in Europe right now, guys, bonjour.

(03:20):
For some reason, Karen wants to be in Paris really badly. Paris,
France is what Europe is to me.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
We're in the UK and Europe. So we're in the
pod lofts technically, technically we're in the pod loft in
our time.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know what's funny though, we we I don't think
we need to be so constrained by the concept of time.
Since people listen to the ship out of order anyway, time, space, location,
all of this ship, you know what it's It is
all just human construct It's a bucket.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's the government, let it go.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's aliens.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
The clock is aliens, alien government, the government of Mars.
It's the government trying to put their.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Ship on you.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, I'm like, I re refuse till you like told
what time it is by the government.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Man, here's dan does government thinks smarter than me? It's
not smarter than me. Okay, so we're doing there's always
crying about some random person in love with someone being
in love with someone that the friend I'm talking to
is like, I don't think you've ever talked about this person.
I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't know who you're talking.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
About right now. No, I love him.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm like talking about the bouncer. Then then you trade
that piece of clothing with some other drunk girl. Revenue
was at a drunk girl demand that we switch belts,
and I was just like, okay, you have to go
at that drunk improv.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's it's so much easier because if you tell a
drunk girl who wants to switch belts with you, did
she think it was funny? Because I would do that.
I would get these ideas and I was like, switch out.
That isn't this hilarious. I one time went to all
my friends this when I lived in sacrament and I
was like, you guys, I'm going to order a grasshopper. No,
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. It's like a mint.
Have you ever had a grasshopper? It's like a blended drink.

(04:55):
You made a frame demand.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I just pictured you on Amazon ordering grasshoppers inside the
live grasshoppers.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'm gonna give this book and stick. No, I'm going
to anyway.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's how I got my first pair of Doc Martins,
though is at a party a drunk girl switched. When
I was like thirteen. It was like, give me your
fucking I had like climbing boots on yeah, but I
hate it. And she gave me her purple docks. I
know why because she was drunk. Because she was drunk
and stupid and like, she's like the basic bitch you

(05:29):
had pre you were like broken in purple docks. Yes,
eight hole broken in purple docks. Congratulation my life. Yeah,
best she's ever had one, and I keep them.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay, the first time you start wearing combat boots as
a girl in your twenties, I'm telling you, if you
hadn't had the experience, if you're a girl who's like
I need to curl the bottoms of my hair and
always wear some version of a heel, god bless. Yeah,
I get the comfort you that's your style. What I'm
saying is, take a summer off, get a job two
towns over, and just start wearing flannels and fucking combat

(06:00):
bo Just see what it feels like, because I'm telling
you there is something about lacing up a boot and
having that thing of like, oh, you can't kick me
in the toe.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
And you start to call them shit kickers, and then
you feel like a fucking badass.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, and it's the best, and you just sort of
like you get real down to business. Yeah, you clamp
everywhere you clamp. It's very tank girl, but wherever you live. Yeah,
but you're so cute, don't worry, don't cute. There's so
much cuteness available. They all know this. These are people
who are like, yeah, we're from now, we have the internet,
we know how fashion works. All right, let me ask
you a question finally, Karen, this is a question from Lisa. Lisa, Lisa, Okay,

(06:38):
have you ever done an escape room?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
We neither.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
No, I have no interest. I do it, Okay, like
force ourselves.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
To do it somewhere. Yeah, I mean I think it's
an interesting concept. And I've heard people talk about it.
There were people, remember when we were at the St.
Patrick's Day party at Joe's, there were people leaving to
go to an escape room.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
And the way they described it sound fun to me.
Like you're leaving a party where you just hang out
and talk and drink to go escape from a room. Yeah,
that's like, that's what you're doing right now. You just
it doesn't make sense to me.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, why don't you You know you could do if
you're at a party. You've never been at this apartment before.
Let me run ahead, I'll lock some shit up and
now just try to leave this party. I'll try to.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I'll stop you all along the way.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Here's my thing. I don't want to do things. I
don't want to do activities in public where you can
succeed or fail.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Right, and it's a panic to fucking succeed succeeding as
a time limit. Yeah, and so maybe you invinced you
do an escape room or a karaoke room. When we're
in Europe, I will.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
One hundred percent do both of those with you, because
here's what will happen. In the escape room. Vince will
take over and be so fucking hilarious that we'll just
stand there laughing while he takes.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Care of it for us, and we won't care, right,
so we'll never escape.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
I mean, also I do have there is a lot
of faith in the idea is an escape room, because
all it's going to take is one lunatic to run
one of those where suddenly it's not a game, right
and you're actually locked into a weird.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh you're thinking of like the next Saw movie.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I've just written, and I've written Saw eleven. I believe
escape room, escape room. Okay, you want me to ask
you more, No, let me ask you. I think we
should go back and forth. Okay, great, let's see.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Uh just pick.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
When it ran and don't even read it.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Okay, just advertisers or desserts Georgia advertisers one hundred forever
for the rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Really that was from Mindy. By the way, Mindy should
have said her name first. Miny.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I need to tell you that my favorite food is
happy Hour, and that's all I want is appetizers.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
And what your what would you say? You're number one? Two, one,
two and three? Appetizers would be.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Like in a normal place, or if I could like
have my dream appetizer.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Let's say the scene will set for you is you're
at the fanciest restaurant you would want to go to
for like your birthday, Okay, and that would be oh shit, man,
I can say type Okay, I guess Tamo's answer over here,
like that is the fanciest rest that's all. It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Here's what I want. I don't care where it is.
I want to fucking on point cheese plate like them
on pointiest fucking cheese plate with honey, like the one
we got in Cleveland. Yes, that was the best. Oh
you know what else? I want many fucking corn dogs,
fancy corn dogs.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
We should find out what that restaurant's called. When you
went to a restaurant in Cleveland, it was a brewphub
and it had all these items.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Gohe and then just like uh, devil Diggs. Oh yes,
you love a devil dig That's all.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
That's my three. Like, I just want that for dinner
every night. It might be too high in cholesterol for you, okay,
dessert or right appetizers? What my answer is dessert?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I mean I not that I don't love a good appetizer,
but I do. You am the person who truly. I
don't talk about the fact that I'm saving room for dessert.
I'm just doing it. But I'll only base it on
if I know there's nothing more. When you're the only
one that wants to get we'll split it, and everyone's
just staring at you. I'm like, I'm paleo. But my

(10:17):
favorite thing is when everyone gets desserted, and when even
even when the staunchest paleoist breakdown, I get like one
scoop of the thing and then they're like, this is
the craziest thing I've ever had. Let's say that's what
life's all. I've been living in Los Angeles for a way.
Everyone is a thing.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Everyone is a fucking gluten free paleo vgan, fucking sugar
free juicing, juicing fucking bullshit that flush.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yes, all right, that's that was mine. So what's your okay?
This is a different Lisa, It says different Lisa, thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Uh. And this is another food question. What are each
of your favorite cereals? Oh shit, that's a big question.
I love that these are not murder related.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I like it coming straight out of the box with
those sugar corn pops, corn sugar corn sugar pops. Are
they called that? I think now they're called them corn pops? Right,
those are the ones with the frog. Those are sugar smacks,
and those are a little weird.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Oat puffed oats. This is puffed corn.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
I don't know it. They're bigger. They look like golden nuggets.
Do they look like? What are those things called? Those
things called corn as deck corn?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
That's right, you know, yeah, corn pops, corn pops.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Those are good. That's I could eat. I'm not kidding,
like thirteen bowls of those that row. I can't have
cereal in the house because when I start to eat it,
I love it so much that I can't stop.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I think that's a normal thing for people. For like
a lot of women really like they can't have cereal
in the house.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
It's just because you keep on filling up your little
milk left. I know, I better finish this milk. Whoops,
too dry? Better put some more milk in. Mine is
raisin nut bran. It's like the most boring c nerve
such a nerd have you had? It? Is that the
one where the raisins are coated enuts. Yes, that's good.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's actually incredibly sweet. So it's not like it's a
secret healthy. It's not healthy. I like this though. It's
so fucking good. I want to cry, and then like
I'll pour a bowl and eat it, like there weren't
enough raisin nuts in there, and so I'll pour another
bolt to get more raisin nuts, and then there's too
many raisin nuts.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Right, it's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I wonder if you shook that box.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
I shake it every time, and it never it's just
always can't readistribute correctly. No, it's my problem. Uh, regular
milk two percent is what I usually do. Hey, my
cousins used to do fat free and it was like
that milk is clear, it's water.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
That's scary. That milk is blue, and you're not supposed
to drink that anymore. Now I don't drink milk anymore,
but it's true. Yeah, I mean I just don't have it. Yeah,
it's like vanilla sugar, who cares?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Why are you gonna give us your almond milk order? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
But some fucking poor person's like I wanted to hear
about murder. Do you have to ask a true crime
ask a murder one? Okay?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Could this is from Hillary? This is a fascinating question.
Could either of you have stayed married to Robert gray Smith.
Robert gray Smith was the cartoonist who worked at the
San Francisco Chronicle when they were trying to solve the
Zodiac killings. The Weirdo and he wrote that book. And
he's Jake Jillenhall in the movies right by the French.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
He definitely seemed I want, you know, you always want
to be like, No, it's fascinating. Would have been so interested.
He just seemed really emotionally unavailable. Yes, he didn't seem
like a warm person.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yes, yeah, I think I've already had that relationship, which
was like what what are the characters? It was almost
exactly like that, where it's a person who's really nice
but has their own interests in his basic feels like
they're just living an entirely separate life.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Who doesn't share, doesn't share with you, even if it's
an interest you're not interested in, Yeah, or do you
just get sick of it after a while.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
It's just not when somebody is so kind of dedicated
to their own mind. Yeah, it's just it's really lonely
to be with a person like that. You know, I'm too,
like I want to be up in everybody's business all
the time. Sure, Like I don't I want I need
talking and I need you know that kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
And like a gray Smith.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
He there's some I mean it was Jake dyllen Halso
was charming, but he was a lunatic, right right.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
I need more codependency in my relationships. I'm not even
getting you need him to need you a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I have a codependent personality, which I thought was a
big problem for a long time until my therapist was like, well,
you and vins are interdependent. You're not codependent because it's
working out fine for both of you. Yeah, because you're
giving each other what you need exactly. So it's okay
that like you're that's the lunatic. Yeah, And so I
need someone who needs me more than that. That's right,

(15:03):
you know what I mean, I really do.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I like that. Let's see relationship goals.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Okay, here's this one. What's your favorite?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Did they?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
This is from Katie. What's your favorite did they or
didn't they murder?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Well, if you want to get honest about it, how
about fucking Natalie Wood's mysterious death and Robert Wagner and
Christopher walk In and how they never.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Talk about that or figure it out. They keep saying
they just said they reopened the case, And I was like,
tell us everything, tell us why.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Like, what would be very cool now is if this
next wave of the way crime solving starts to work,
is that we start to just get the true truth. Yeah,
oh this person paid this person. It's almost like everything
becomes next Jose, Oh, well so and so paid somebody
one hundred thousand dollars, Like to actually be able to

(15:59):
try bribery, to track all the things and just really
know what really happened totally.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Well. Steven made a good point that we need to
bring our recorder with us on our tour because what
if the Zodiac is fucking found through DNA. Oh wow,
we're there and we're just scrambling to scream into our phone.
Too bad to record an side, But that would be
a you know, you do have a selfie stick, right,
I do.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'll bring it. We need it. That is brilliant.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
It if you're not already on the fan cult and
I'm talking in the future, because I think we've decided that, Wow,
we're on our UK tour, We're going to be posting videos.
Yes now, it turns out we're gonna be doing with
a fucking selfie stick.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Selfie stick. I think it'll be funny and fun I
think it's a fucking great idea. I'll do it that way.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm okay, I'm going to bring a bigger purse just
so I can carry it in my big purse.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
I mean, I have to say, I don't like recording
myself in any way, but the idea of us keeping
a video log as we travel through Europe in the
weirdest non it's almost anti tourism. The way chores end
up going. You like get there, you get to your room,
you pass out, you're super tired.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
You work on your ship, you go to a show.
You have this you're sending in the backs in the
back of this like weird auditorium with like weird snacks. Oh,
and they're going to be specially weird because they're born snacks.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Love born snacks. Oh and it's going to be higher
quality because they better they care about human beings. Oh,
it's going to be really nice. And no vegetables, no
vegetables please. Okay, wait was that you Oh yeah, yeah,
we said did there didn't? Oh yeah, Robert Wegg. Oh sorry,
I don't care. I want that one. What's your domine
I don't care? Oh John bineg Yeah what if what

(17:42):
if all these oldies just start getting solid? That'll be fine,
that'll be like that could be the perfect antidote to
the Trump administration. Like I already like Golden State killer.
When they arrest him, something lifted off me. That was
just like, oh yeah, more of this because it's fair,
finally justice. Yeah, yeah, it's so unfair that this motherfucker

(18:05):
got to hide. Yes, and yeah, that's a good point. Fair,
it's finally fair. Yeah, it's gonna be even it's not Georgia. Yeah,
this is from Justine.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Justine.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Do you believe in astrology? No you do not, But
it's fun, but you don't believe it's the truth. I
think it's really fun and it doesn't hurt anyone. And
I like, I'll always want to hear my horoscope. If
someone's like, oh, I'm gonna read my horoscope, fucking read
me Gemini. But here's the problem too, is that my
sign Gemini, we're fucking known for being bat shit, bananas, crazy, unreliable,

(18:42):
shitty people.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
And I swear to God I'm not. And I'm sure
every Gemini says this. I'm not like normal Gemini, so
I know Gemini's yes, and they're fucking whack. My mother
was a Gemini. Shit, oh no, what was she like?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
She like me at all? What were they like? A
little manionated? And you know, but yeah, it's just the turns.
It's the turns of like good mood, bad mood. You're interested,
not interested, not like you don't do it emotionally. You're
very steady emotionally, in my opinion, you change your mind
a lot.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
That's true, but that's just not true. That's kind of true.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
That's kind of true. You know it uh to you? Taurus? Yes?
I yes, except for the way they describe Taurus Taurus
instead of like the car commercial Tarus, the way they
describe it as like home bound, earthy, into flowers or whatever.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
I'm like, you're just describing a cow. That's you're saying,
what a cow?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Don't they say?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
You're like you guys are like, uh, you're the opposite
of me, where you like make a decision and there's
no fucking changing your mind at all.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's right. Stubborn, stubborn, super stubborn, and super like stick
to the plan.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, I don't believe. I guess the thing is, I
don't believe in astrology. I enjoy it, so I don't believe,
you know what I mean? Like, of course when I
meet it, when I meet a dude I'm dating that
I'm into. I look up Gemini's and whatever the fuck
go to get exactly find that birthday. And everyone does this.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I wonder if I bet guys don't do it, but
girls do this. All things don't do it for sure.
That's right. You find the person's birthday and then you
look up that like Linda Goodman's son signs and you're like,
oh my god, look at what impatible we are.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
I will say, like, Vince is a pretty perfect LEO
and which is like a steady, fucking reliable, dependable person. Yeah,
and it works with my fucking crazy brain. Gemini my
sister's LEO too. Oh yeah, you asked me that one
I did. Okay, so sorry, but did I say that
was Justine's because it was Justine's question just seemed Justine

(20:55):
it was fun to talk about. Just Oh okay, this
is from Karina. Do you have any tips for traveling
and easing anxiety and strange places, or should I do
a murder one?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
No, No, that's good music.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Constantly have music in your ears or something soothing that
you enjoy. Yeah, you got to get those wireless airbus
the best. They are worth. I think they're one hundred
and fifty bus.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
This is not a commercial.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
It is not a commercial. This is like if you're
on old school headphones and you keep walking past the
doornom and ripping them out of your fucking head the worst.
Get those wireless ones.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
They're little. It just feels like you are in your
own world, and then you're able to build your own
world a little bit. Yeah, and know that if you
by traveling, if you mean you're nervous to fly on
a plane. I just told somebody else this the day
I was locked out of my house and I said,
ask me anything. You have to remember the one you're flying.
You're safer on a plane than you are in your bathroom.

(21:53):
You're more likely to get killed in your bathroom than
you are on a plane. And you have to walk.
If you start to get nervous, or you start or
your mental kind of storyline starts taking over, just start
watching the Stewardesses the air hostesses, whatever the fuck they're
called flight attendants.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Flight attendants, is it flight attention? I think it's flight attendants, Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Is that the newest one?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
But they are so calm. They do it all day long.
There's you can always look at them and be like that,
that's what I'm supposed to be matching. Yeah, and also
they know if you really start feeling like you're gonna
have a panic attack or something, fucking tell one of them.
They're trained to deal with it. Yeah, because people do
get like you just don't like to be in an

(22:36):
enclosed space. But if you can get some air buds,
then you'll be in a weird world inside of your
own head, and then it won't feel like you're just
in a plane.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
My thing for traveling too with anxiety, which I've overcome
because I've had to do it. I've had to travel
so fucking much, so I would say, travel a lot,
but you can't do that, is that I kept to
realizing that I would be anxious and unhappy and nervous
every time i'd go anywhere, and then I'd come back
and everything would be fine, and I would be really
bummed that I had missed an opportunity to explore and enjoy,

(23:09):
you know, where I was and what I was doing,
And it's just I don't want You don't want to
live your life being disappointed that your anxiety let you
overtook your life, you know, because I'd be like, the
cats are gonna die, the house is, I need to
get home, and I'd come home and the cats wouldn't
give a shit that I was home, but they would
for a minute and then they would be over it,
and I'm like, fuck, I wish I really had taken
a walk instead of taking a nap because I was overwhelmed.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, you know, and seeing Seattle or the fuck. So.
But I think you're right in that you need the
proof if you have anxiety and then and it keeps
you from doing things, then you get to keep that
storyline in your head because you never prove yourself otherwise. Right,
But like you were forced to travel, Yeah we went
on tour. Suddenly you're like, this is no big deal.
I'm doing it every other weekend. Remember when we first

(23:52):
planned the first tour, we were like, we don't want
to do that many dates and we don't want to
go that many places because we neither of us were
that interested. And when he was like, let you guys,
you're gonna go to Australia, I was like, no fucking way.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, those are all my reaction. I was like, oh great,
I'm gonna die on my way to Australia, of course.
I mean, yeah, it's just yeah, when you have anxiety,
it's just know what your brain is serving up to
you is normal human bullshit.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Right, And it's a lie. It's a lie, and it
happens to everybody, and you don't it's not. Yeah, it's
the alarms aren't going off. It's actually just normal brain processes.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
And the and practice for all of this makes perfect
because the more you prove to yourself that you're incorrect
about what you were worried about, the less you'll believe
it when it comes up again, and you'll just blow
it off at some point, which is really fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, you'll have a new experience, yeah, and hopefully find
someone else something else to be stressed out about. Right,
they're out there. It's me, right, I think so Georgia. Yeah.
And I don't know if you want to name names
or not always, but this is from Kelly. If you
could go back to high school. Which teacher would you
tell off?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Oh, I don't remember his name, but there was this
creepy fuck for the best political science teacher who was
like he was like the poly si and the fucking
football coach teacher, you know, And he'd like wore a
gold chain and had his like he always were like
he always wore like khakis and then the like high

(25:27):
school logo, like polo button like polo shirt and would
be unbuttoned a little with the hair, and like he
would flirt with the popular girls like they loved him sure,
and like they would like I remember when sitting on
his lap. For some reason he was a creep but
only to the like pretty popular girls, which I clearly

(25:48):
wasn't not that I wanted his attention, but I was
like from from from a place of over here, this
is fucking wrong and creepy. Yes, and everyone else loved him.
There was you know, the popular kid's favorite teacher. Yes,
I'm sure he bought them beer. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, it's like almost like a weird cult springs up. Well. Also,
those are those weird moments in when you're growing up
and you're kind of like when you those lines between popular, unproper,
or are like hot and not hot. They can be
blurry for a while because you just don't ever want
to know for sure, or you can kind of kid.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yourself or whatever.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
But when there are creepy adults that are like hone
in right, and it starts to happen to you in
your you know, like when you're thirteen and older, we're
suddenly like, you know, you don't have a target on you.
So so at first you're like, oh, thank god, and
then you're kind of like, I'm invisible. Yeah, and you
don't know how to feel about it because it's like
it's so creepy and yet at the same time they

(26:47):
don't about Yeah, it's because it's because you're not living it.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
It feels like it's because you don't know how to
live in society the way everyone else does.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Right, Like when you're actually it's like you're not being
targeted by looking predator.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, I know there was a girl, Yeah, what about you.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
We had a teacher. I had a teacher that was
I would just love to go in and be like
you you have a rage issue. He was like this
insane screamer and he was not like I think it
was this thing. He was on the shorter side, and
I think it was a thing of like keeping the
class in control. But it would go so far past

(27:28):
normal yelling at a classroom full of kids and people
would just be like like sitting there like rolling their
eyes and he raisy ohing. He would be like snapping.
And it was in Catholic school, like they don't have
to there's it's not the same like standards. They can
kind of do whatever they want. So they there were
teachers in my high school that were fucking insane. Isn't
it crazy to watch an adult lose their temper when

(27:51):
you're like younger and you're like an adult losing their
temper is like funny almost yeah, and like well, especially
when they're like seething, where you're kind of like, this
is about something that isn't fit, This is not.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
This is not about chemistry. Was his name, Joseph D'Angelo.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I mean, for real, like inappropriate anger where it's like
it's so nice that we're slowly coming into a time
where that that truly is inappropriate, Like people go, oh,
that's not normal. No.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I feel like though luckily there's more teachers I'd want
to go back and think then I'd want to go
back and yes for at thankfully.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Definitely. Okay, let's see here, all right, this is from Rebecca.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Which celebrity do you think has murdered someone and use
their abungeant resources to cover it up? I wanted to
do someone. I know who it is, Paul Giamatti. How
dare you? How dare you? I bet he has killed people? No,
that man is as hard is right on his sleeve here.

(29:00):
You say that about my his victims? You know, I
would say I think it's someone more like it's like
a van a white type, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
One of those people where they're like head turns on
their neck like they're a weird dull. What about uh not?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Pat Say, Jack's Jeopardy, Alex Travak, Alex Trabec.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I think he's too much of a nerd to kill anybody. Yeah,
he just looks like he likes to get dirty. And
also I think it's much more likely that he's going
to be killed himself. Correctly pronouncing a Spanish like the
name of a mission, it really be like vieho and
then someone just stabs him in the eyes a little,
and then he just gets punched. Yeah in the mustache, right,

(29:50):
remember when he shaved his mustache for a whe Georgia.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
This is from Kelly. What's your dream vacation?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh? God, a nap, dream vacation, dream vacation. I don't know,
I really I just like eating so hot weather, cold weather, okay, hot,
warm weather, warm warm, sunny weather, beachside or mountains, jungle,
a little of both, Okay. Kawai. I want to go
to Kawai. Nice, there we go. Have you been to

(30:17):
that island? No? Have you been to Hawaii? Yeah? I
can't believe how Hawaii smells. Oh it's just tropical. Like
you get out of that fucking airport. Well, I've I've
only been to Maui. But we walk out of the
airport and here it's like, wait, what's happening. I think
I'm going to do it this summer because we've just
been traveling so much. When we get back from this
tour that we're currently on. Yeah, right, take a real yeah,

(30:40):
and take a real vacation.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Where are you? What do you want to do? Oh?
You want to go to Vienna, Venice somewhere? Well, I
do want to go to Venice, Italy somewhere with a va.
Victorvilleville's there. It is virgin No, actually, Virginia is probably
really beautiful. Virginia's for lovers.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
It is.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I want to go to to Yes, I want to
go to Venice, Italy before it is submerged underwater.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah? I like Italy. I like Italy.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Hey, speaking of Victorville, Kelly wants to know what's your
least part. What's your least favorite part about Southern California. God, Kelly,
thank you for letting me. Let me just open up
my book here, get up on your box.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
My least favorite part of southern California is the fact
that there's so many and this was not where. I
think there's more people like this up north now. But
it used to be very Southern California thing when I
moved here in the nineties. Mothers wearing their daughter's jeans
with fucking facelifts, trying to act like they too are

(31:49):
also still in high school. I find that it happens
a ton in the San Fernando Valley. I find it
to be heart wrenchingly. Are flying like I press those
swimming Yeah, it's depressing. It's like they want to go back.
They're they're like kind of using their daughter in this weird,
creepy puppet master way where it's like, do you want

(32:12):
to wear this? And there. It's just it's so much
the ones who are like, we can douse her sisters
all the time. No, you fucking don't know, You fucking
don't A and B, how about you step back. You've
already had your fucking forty eight years. Step back and
let Mackenzie step forward for five fucking seconds, Like that
thing is so sick down to my best friend. Oh no, no,

(32:35):
mom is my best friend. I used to do this
in my act, but I had a joke where I
said to my mom I was trying to buy her
money from her, so I told her she was my
best friend, and she goes, well, you're not my best friend.
She really thought that to me. Wow, yeah, you know why,
because she's my mom exactly, not my best friend. I'm
supposed to have best friends that are my age, and

(32:56):
my mom has best friends that are her age. And
you don't have to wear the same clothes because you're
not even in the same realm of life. Give it
a fucking break. This question was for you. Thank you
for finally asking me that question. What's your answer? I
don't care. You're from here, so maybe what's your pollution

(33:16):
or quality such a hippie traffic, the traffic and the people,
I guess, the landscape and the human beings, the dis
the disparate never mind the disparate life experiences. Yeah, Amy asked,

(33:41):
who comes up with the titles for the episode? That's
a great question, A nice one. Stephen, why don't you
answer this one?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yes, Stephen tell us your Stephen, tell us your your process,
walk us through, walks through.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
In my notebook. Yes, I write down things that I
find funny and interesting.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Wow, we're while we're talking, Yes, while you're talking, not
just random thoughts.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
You have just like a diary during the episode. Weird
And then yeah, I just throw it back your way
and we just narrow it down to something that we
just makes us laugh.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I think, let's read from last night. Yeah, this text
two sent us so we recorded episode? What was the
one that was just posted today? So one nineteen but
it'll be well, you know whatever. So last night you
left so.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Much stuff goes on in these texts, and then you
text us options at eleven pm when we were both
at that bar last night. Yeah, Georgia walks up to
me mid party and goes, wait, sorry real quick? Oh yeah,
can I excuse me? Miss kill Garrett. She said important,
and I said away, and then she said no, no,
we have to answer this question. So here's a text
from Stephen. Hey, here are some title ideas for this

(34:47):
week's episode. Episode one nineteen fingers Everywhere, which is what
we ended up picking. Yeah, fingers Everywhere, But there was
also Sally Hole's Power Day Day, Raccoon in Style and
reasonable Face Well, and it's I.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Feel like my favorite thing.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
When I first started listening to podcasts and people would
name a title after something that was said in the episode.
It was so there was like an elation of like
when the person finally Saturday, it was so fucking cool because.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
You don't know what it's in reference.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yeah, yeah, I like that.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
I did too.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
And when we started, we were trying to do those
puns that were very fun until we got into the
thirties and then I realized it was just going to
be the same numbers with a three in front of it.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Or Yes, I feel like we should go back and
rename some of those rename those first episodes never great, No,
it's too late. It's like it's already in the ether week.
I just like, sometimes I'll see that and I'll be like,
what what does that even mean? So much like an episode?
What is it like twenty twenty? It's like, what it's
not episode twenty twenty?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Why did we name it that? I know? What I
love is let people they'll go like, just listening to
Project Artichoke and I was just like, I don't know
why you're talking about that. One took me a while.
I totally forgot that's what we named it. And people
are being serious about something else we're talking about, but
they're using the title like We're like, it's very it's
a very fun process. Let's just say that, uh that

(36:14):
was you?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yeah, Okay, if someone made Karen Alicia wants to know
if someone made a movie about your lives for some reason,
m who would you want to play you?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Well, of course, Francis McDormand, oh you don't look like her.
I don't care, Okay, I mean, does it have to
be matchy match I guess not.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
It could be whoever the fuck you want. I mean,
I don't I want both Olsen twins to play me.
I wouldn't be so complicated that it takes in Gemini,
that it takes twins to fucking play me.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
You know what. That's cool actually, very like Charlie Kaufman. Artistic, yeah,
and cinematic.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Like, we couldn't get one actress to encapsulate all her
depth and fucking interesting shit, no way, and the like
the just the reverberations of her belches. So we had
to have two actresses belch at the same time. Oh yeah,
that's good. Okay, how about you, Charlie Coffman, Yeah, Charlie

(37:14):
Cochpan to play I think Charlie Brown.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
That was my niece's. She used to call, like, you know,
Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown or whatever. Those Charlie Brown Peanuts specials.
My sister used to play them for us for her
for us. I was there too, but all the time,
and so she'd look, she's like two years old, and
she'd look and be like, chie bown. It's like the
only thing she could say. But it was her way

(37:39):
of saying, like, you want to watch it again? And
then the first baby doll my sister ever bought her
that one of those dolls that looked like a real baby.
She pulled it out of the box and she's staring
at holding it, smiling, and my sister goes, what are
you gonna name her? She goes Charlie Brown because it's
a little bald, round hitted.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Baby, and we were like, you're the smartest chyle on
the planmark the way she can put these things together,
the way she calls every single thing she sees, Charlie Brown.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
What's the scariest bug, Georgia, This is Rebecca. The scariest bug.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Is a anything that's not supposed to fly, that flies,
like a flying spider. Why is it flying? It's a spider,
you know what I mean? Or like a fucking flying roach. Yeah,
it's supposed to be a fucking cockroach. Why is it flying?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I came home last night real time last night to
us our real time and in the TV room, Frank
was not paying attention to the food that I had.
He was like wagging his tail, which she almost never does,
and doing something in the corner, and I was like,
there's a bug over there, yeah, And it turned out
to be one of these cockroaches, a big the big black,

(38:52):
like big fucking look like a beetle. Yes, but they're
they're brown brown but with wings and but like but
like shells. They're they're like water bugs almost. And Frank
was had half eaten and it was wagging his fucking
tail for because he thinks it's fun. It's like a

(39:14):
little monster that he's caught.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Oh my god, Well I still have that box of
moths on the fucking that I haven't moved on the
fucking balcony from the cats.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Are you just gonna brick over that balcony? And that
would go out there again?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
That's a good I mean, look listen, Oh, give me
the other page. Where's the other page?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Steven has it? Would either of you John wants to know,
would either of you go in a hot air balloon?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
N you know what's weird. I want to go to
a hot air balloon festival, get up at dawn and
watch them all take off, like those slide shows that
my father sends me through email constantly, those fourded emails.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
They have like uplifting quotes in Curson on them.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
You can do it. Yeah, but I would love to
see that in real life, like watch them get blown
up and take off?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Can they be like can I get like? Can there
be like an apple cider festival going on too, because snacks.
I'm gonna wake up that early and go look at
the thing that I'm not part of. Okay, I want snacks. Great,
so we'll do that. This will be like a September
thing that we'll do. Yeah, so it'll be kind of
like autumnal autumnal. But if we do it at the

(40:22):
Circleville Pumpkin Show.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Oh vill Pumpkin Show. Uh, what was the question? Is
that hot air balloons? Here's my answer. No, because Margaret
Show was in a hot air balloon crash. And the
last time I did I did a show, she was
on it and she told the story and I could

(40:44):
not stop laughing. She like, like people got seriously hurt
because a wind kicked up. No, her hot air balloon crashed. Okay,
I just don't none of this. Don't do this, don't
do it. Don't go up there, don't go up there.
But for a little while, and this is very fascinating.
For a little while, people thought, like in the whatever
seventeen hundreds or I don't know, probably sixteen hundreds, people

(41:07):
thought hottier balloon. Maybe people thought hattier balloons were the
way everyone was going to travel. Have you ever seen
those like postcards and illustrations of like right, people thought
that that was going to be like the new super
Highway or idiots, fucking fools, stupid heads, We did that
one Elvis. Okay, Sue asks us this, She says, stupid

(41:31):
icebreaker type question. But if you'd only bring five things
with you to a desert island, five things, what would
they be? I'm gonna count them off while you say
what they are?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Elvis? Yes, Vince do you like that? Vince a second?
Don't tell him, Mimi, Dottie one thing less shit, eh,
a fucking hammock.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
And then you all get into that hammet together die
as a family starve today. I would have it.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I would have to bring the very first thing is Tweezers.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Fucking is it?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Because the sun's gonna look like be great and you
can You're gonna actually to see those yeah hairs that
and I will fully.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Look like Tom Hanks and castaway. If I don't bring
tweezersky in six months, they'll come and rescue me and
be like this man does a go to Karen. We
don't need her. So I would say Tweezers if they're
a mirror. It will need a mirror if oh yeah,
that's right, a mirror my air buds if they were

(42:40):
connected to something.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
And you might have bring alcohol if you're gonna be
on a fucking desert an island, thank you. How about
a creative rum?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Then I just started saying Pirates of the Caribbean movie plotline.
I bury the rum. No one knows it's there. I'm drunk, eyeliner,
black eyeliner, and big boots like Jack Sparrow.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah, perfect, perfect, Um, let's see, let's see, let's see.
I'm gonna read the longest one and I don't know
what it says. Ashley says, has reading slash covering a
specific story made you change your behavior? For example, I
could postedly lock my car after I get out thanks

(43:19):
to a campus alert I received on college about a
man climbing into unlocked cars and waiting until people had
driven off campus to sit up and carjack them.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yep, that's a horrifying story. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
I think that I was already paranoid to begin with,
but I guess I've just gotten paranoid er. Yeah, you know, well,
you know the thing, Like we were talking about this
the other night.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
But I think I'm just suspicious of people who seem
like they've got like there's nothing going on, like those
people who are like in a good mood all the time,
like up positive and upbeat or whatever.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
I'm just like, you're not fucking fooling me. I think so, Yeah,
you think people are hiding shit more now.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
The more even keel and like well adjusted you seem
to be to me, because I don't believe people are really.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Like, so you must think I'm crazy.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
No, I think no. I think you're the safest person
there could be on this planet. No, just like the veneer, Like,
what's this big venire for? Like the people the people
that are like, well, I do my CrossFit every morning
and that I fucking do this and I do that
and there's no outer show that you are hurt, broken,

(44:29):
affected or whatever, where it's like, oh, are you a sociopathy?
You're just like who.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Won't show any vulnerability.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, people who just they've like the outer presentation is perfection.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I'm just die. Don't buy it.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yeah, I like that. Cay you go wait did you answer? No?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
But okay, I agree. Okay, how about this one?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Rachel asks if you could have been a fly on
the wall in a police station for any pass murder investigation.
Which investigation would you choose and why that's good? Well,
of course I want to say Easteria rapist right off
the bat. I think more so than the investigation, I
want to be a fly on the wall for an interrogation.
Like to me, that sounds so fun and like when

(45:18):
I watch them, I watch them on you know, true
crime shows.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I am obsessed with that part and I want to
watch the whole fucking thing.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I bet it was so fun to fucking interrogate Golden
State killer.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, I mean I would absolutely. I know that's Sarah
like of the moment, but it really is just I
want to know everything that's going on, and it drives
me crazy that we don't get a direct line of like,
well this happened yesterday.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I think I would also love actually Burke Ramsey's childhood
child psychologist interrogation.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Nice one that's like.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
There's a little bit of footage watch, but I want
to fucking listen in on the on all of it.
And I also want to be seated next to a
child psychologist who can't tell me what's going on and
why Yeah, like he's saying this because of this that
is a bad sign right there, like all that Crainy yeah,
crazy shit.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah yeah. Where there's things that are indicators that you
wouldn't necessarily know unless you're a real expert. I think
that's also why I really really did love mind Hunter
so much, because any other thing that you could pick
apart or have a complaint with, because that's all anyone
does anymore is pick these a part. But I found
it so satisfying that there was that moment where he
was sitting there just having a chat with Ed Kemper,

(46:38):
and there was nothing in you that didn't totally believe
that was Ed Kemper. That And that's really what it
is where I'm not I don't like the celebrity of
serial killers or whatever, but I am fascinated with what
happens when a brain goes and someone just is following
their own crazy logic to that degree, but they can

(46:58):
actually tell you about it, right. But that's exactly the
way I'd want to do it, where it's not really
the real person. Yeah, and it's you know, you know
that our Ed Kemper, our actor for our boy at
Kemper at Kemper.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
He's in Barry TV show, which is so exciting.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
He's in it and the Yellow King from the first
season of The True Detective, Right, that guy's an incredible action.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
So good that show. The fucking the guy who plays
the bald headed the shaved headed gangster, Oh my god,
I love him so much.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
He's such a fascinating faced person. Yeah. But that Yellow
King man when he shows up anywhere, because he was that,
he's been all these things where every time he shows up,
you're like.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Hold on, I know that face. I didn't know, Vince
nw he has to show me a photo from that
show to be like, remember, I didn't remember.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
That's the thing where I was like, I wish people
would save their sick saying people are genius actors or
whatever for shit like that where it's like, have they
ever made you truly believe they were an entirely different person?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Because that's good acting?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
So good? Should we do one more? Sure? I'm going, yeah,
I think we can wrap this down.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah, that you could be on a Jerry Sheila says,
open backstairs are the most terrifying things ever, right, uh,
open backstairs? Yeah, Like I think, like my stairs right here,
where like someone can grab your ankle.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Oh oh, on the ground.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
I was like, aren't they all open backs?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I mean, like a slide that's covered, How would it
not be opened back? Oh?

Speaker 2 (48:33):
So like almost like seventies modern stairs?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Yeah? Uh yeah, I got sure.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
How about I really wanted to know in which era
of US history do you think it would be easiest
to get away with a murder in my wild West?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Right? Yeah? Or anytime.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I'm always shocked at any time that they saw a murderer,
like before the nineteen thirties.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah, I mean it was amazing how it was just
like the murder this the crime scene would get discovered
and immediately seventeen reporters would be standing in the blood
and they would be chain smoking in it. Yeah, and
like spitting gum into I mean, it's so crazy. I

(49:17):
wonder what your answer would be to this, because I
this might not be a good area. But in case
you do have an answer. Julie asks what are your
favorite fictional crime shows?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Fictional? I did like Cold Case, Old Case, the one
with the blonde girls, yeah, with all the hair. Yeah,
I don't watch that many of those. They're just not
my thing. But of course lawn Order is just like
fucking epic and amazing, so good. What's yours? I like,
Killing Eve is out right now, and I like that
a lot.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Oh yeah, I heard that's good.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
It's really Sandra such a fucking badass. Someone said, I
think it's Emily Nusbaum, who is a reporter for I
think the New York Times, but I follow her on
Twitter and she was like she was raised about that show.
She was like, I love it. It's making me so happy. Yeah,
that's good. I mean I.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Definitely grew up and like Law and Order kept me alive.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
When he used to have to do the road, because
I would go and have these I mean horrific nights
of just terrible eating it in like one nighters, in
terrible bars and just bad shit where I was like
I didn't want to be there, they didn't want me there.
Everything about it was like not fun, which I lost

(50:30):
the point entirely of like this is what you're supposed
to be, just having fun with people. But it was awful.
And then I would go back to my hotel room
and just lock the door, turn the lights off, turn
the TV on, get room service, and watch Law and Order.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
And it was like taking a hot bath. It was
my hot bath, and it began.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
To then I realized it was on all the time
and everywhere, and I could have that hot bath feeling
whenever I wanted. And Sam Waterston is the og like
something about that guy.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
I like.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
I love the the subtle storyline that he's kind of
always fucking the female da that works with him.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
There's there's always some weird like they're.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Not over but like one time they'll say one thing, yeah,
how he's having an affair with this person, except not
Angie Harmon. She was way too hot for Sam Wurs.
I love it.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
That's that's good. Do you think we've done it?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
I think we did It? Was that long enough? All right?
It was long enough that Steven's voice shut down. Steven
lost his voice. We asked Steven a couple questions. Yes here,
let me let me find one. Stephen penner pencil, Let
me ask you who that's from. Tell you Brianna wants
to know. Do you prefer using pencil penn okay? And

(51:45):
then a good one.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Okay, wait, because I write weird and so I smudge and.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
So tie your hand. Yeah, what about Stephen? What Stephen?

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Steven Kate wants to know what your death throw meal,
your death sentence meal would be.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
That's all ours, okay, uh, because I feel like it's
guilty pleasure. Right, you need to go out on a
high note.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I feel like your last anything you get to eat
on food, like anything that makes you have I think
I already said mine is cheeseplate, corn dogs, devil dish,
sticking with your Cleveland meal.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Taking with it and champagne craft macaroni and cheese, yes
with hot dogs?

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Whoa pepper on top and ketchup?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Nice? That sounds just yeah, just that, just like a
big bowl almost like a mac and cheese hot dog casserole. Yeah,
like the whole box of craft, like not just half
of it. Yeah, not a scoop you pepper like ground
pepper on top of it.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yeah, over the So it's got nice long.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
That sounds disgusting and I want it immediately. And what
kind of hot sauce?

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Oh no, just straight up pitchup, straight up pines ketchup
a mixed in it with macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
And were you an abandon into children's cafeteria? You eat yourself?
I want to high see you with that.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
It just reminds me of like it just reminds me
of when my mom was like, I don't want to cook.
I've been working ninety five and I have to pick
you up from daycare, and like I'm just gonna throw
that craft in the in the thing.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
You heat it for like five minutes.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
It feels like, yeah, delicious, mix it with mehit fucking
love it. Like they never go in honey eat it's
just like they eat it all hot dogs for protein ish, yes,
extra sodium hot dogs for nitrates. Then if we're doing
if we're doing childhood loves, then I want I want
to change mine to cornmeal pancakes for dinner. Oh and
you did that, Janet or Martin Janet pancakes for dinner.

(53:44):
We like didn't know we were poor. It's like the
most exciting thing. Yeah, that's fun time. Yeah, what's yours, Karen?

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Well, if we're going to do childhood, then it's over
cooked chicken breast. Oh, because my mother always was like, oh, oh,
pull that chicken out of the oven, which like always
forgot it was in there. So overcooked chicken breast, minute
rice and a frozen corn. That's been a fist that's good.
And then just like Stephen saying, I think the seasoning

(54:11):
is kind of key, because that's when all the food
my mom made was so bland that you'd be like, no,
you know what, I will try some pepper. Like I
know I'm only ten, but let's get seasoning. Salt is
actually right, look at onion salt we could use okay,
kinds of thing.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
What about stow first French bread pizzas and then can
we go there?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
My parents wouldn't buy shit like that.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Well I eat it as an adult though, Oh then
yes we can go there.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Okay. I feel like Evince made us one of those
one time after we were recording for a long time. No,
that was like a tombstone something or other. It was good.
It was fucking good, like coming downstairs. And I think
this is the other thing because we this got pulled
out of the equation kind of early where my mom
would be like, well, make it yourself. She was the
queen of make it yourself. So anytime someone's like I

(54:56):
whipped up this thing for you, I like, oh I
just the concept of it makes me like, go, this
is the best thing ever.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
So even when you're dating someone, they're like, let me
make you dinner. Never fucking happened. I can't remember one
person that cooked that I know.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Are you serious? I gave Steven a look of like, Steven,
we need to help hers. I just in this Q
and A show alone realize that I have a bad picker.
I just can't pick them at all. All right, well, Stephen,
and I are going to pick someone for you. It's
just because I always date bodybuilders. Oh stop it.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
You're complaining about people who don't want dessert and then
you're dating a body that I'm not joke.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Okay, Like, I'm trying to figure out why the fuck?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Oh I get it?

Speaker 1 (55:39):
What am I a boil a fucking chicken breast for you?
I mean one would hope some rice pealof and a
bunch of.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Broccoli, rice peeloff and broccoli.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
And what about that rice pealoff that has the weird
almonds in it where you're like, are these almonds man made? Dude?
I love that shit. They're good. I'm hungry. Should you
get food? Yeah? All right, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Thanks for listening to this fucking weird Q and A.
We'll be back home in the US of A next week.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
We'll be back on brand when our big tourism over's right,
So thanks for listening, Stay sex and you don't get murdered. Goodbye.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Hey Elvis, you want to cookie? Whoa he's like? You
guys have been making me hungry this whole fucking time.