Biden's autopen and pardon scandal and how the media helps democrats

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Phala, Oh girl, fire
it up to bring you just an absolute embarrassment of
radio riches. In this hour of Fox Across America, Dave
Landau's coming by phenomenal comedian is going to be talking about,
obviously some chicanery involving the Epstein List and this big giant,
fat ortal pen scandal inviting the likes of Joe Biden

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in the White House. I mean, oh, trouble. He's not
in trouble, but a Stafford sure are. And we'll get
into Shane Gillis is set at the s b's. Some
of you, I undoubtedly enjoyed it. It was very good.
It was very edgy. Some of you might have thrown
the challenge flag at the fact that they told the
exact same joke we told on Fox New Saturday Night
three weeks ago about Bill Belichick and his girlfriend. I'm

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talking word for word, syllable for syllable in the monologue
at the s B's. We'll get to that as well,
but then it's not sour grapes. They did a great job.
It was probably parallel thought if anything. It's just an
honor to be nominated in it. Eight seven, eight, nine
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stations were on. The show started on twenty seven stations.
It's not about two hundred now a couple of really
big ones. We should probably clean up our act when
you think about it, but we're not gonna. We're gonna
keep on doing what we've been doing. Be a Republican,
be a Democrat, just don't be a Let me give
you a little down shift here. So we're talking about
a lot of heavy stuff this week. Talking about people
attacking ice agents. Those are garbage human beings. Talking about

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the folks that could or could not be on the
Epstein list or flying down to that island also garbage stuff.
The attempt to cover it up and move on is junk.
And the Biden Auto Penn scandal. If you saw Anthony Burnow,
Joe Biden's chief of staff, plead the fifth yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
He should be behind bars.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Let me give you a quick takeaway on that, and
then we're gonna downshift into real com like analysis and
things that are going on. Biden's staff as we now
know it, through their own words, got verbal permission for
some pardons and signed the rest with autopen. He didn't
sign any pardons. The only pardon he signed was Hunter Biden's. Now,

(02:20):
why is that significant? Because he needs the pardon to
hold up in a court of law. Ah, you have
a good man. He doesn't care if the Chinese spy
with ten thousand images of Kitty poorn on his computer
and enough fentanyl to kill America three times over winds

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up going back to jail. But if Hunter goes to jail,
if that pardon is ripped up and he no longer
has immunity, that becomes a problem for Joe Biden, Jim Biden,
and everyone else in the family. Are you the big man, Joe? Yes.
According to the testimony from both of Hunter Biden's business partners,
Devin Archer and Tony Babolinski, Joe Biden was getting a

(03:02):
ten percent kick back on everything Hunter Biden did. It
was an influence pedaling scheme that funneled the money over
to Biden. So is it not a little curious that
Joe stuck around to make sure his hand was on
the Hunter pardon, but didn't care about any of the
fugazy ones we were all screaming and yelling about. And
if you remember, it was on this show in the

(03:24):
first week of December when we said, wait, Biden is
issuing pardons right now. That really is odd because traditionally
those pardons come in that first week and second week
of January before the inauguration, where they have the peaceful
transfer of power and they don't really have to incur
the wrath of the media on how did your pardon
this pedophile? Why is this murderer getting out? How do

(03:46):
you let a guy off the hook who shot a cop?
But the Biden administration did all of that, and then
some including international Chinese spies, got pardon in the very
first week of September. And what did I say at
the I said, Yo, their pardoning people. Now, that's their
way of sending a signal to other people who want

(04:08):
to pardon, to maybe give them a few million reasons
to think about it.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Money money, money, money, money, money, money.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
They were selling pardons And if we now know there
were one thousand pardons Biden didn't sign and wasn't aware of.
Why do you think they pardoned that many people? Do
you know what the record is before Biden, it's about
give you a hand, it's about eight hundred pardons less,
about eight hundred less. I think the grand scheme of things,
if you count the totality of the four years, it's

(04:37):
over thirteen hundred pardons less. So why would they pardon
that many more people? Are the Bidens like these benevolent souls?
I know, I'm not stupid, I know better. They were corrupt.
They were gangsters. Joe Biden, whose Democratic Party once impeached
Donald Trump for looking into rumors that Joe Biden didn't

(05:00):
threaten to withhold aid from Ukraine when he was vice president.
They impeached Trump for that. They're like, well, Trump threatened
to withhold aid if they didn't look into the.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Room of that.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Biden threatened the withhold aid. There's only one small problem.
Biden is on tape bragging about the time he threatened
the withhold aid.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
I had gotten a commitment from Porshenko and from yachtsin
yuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
And they didn't.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
They said you have no authority. You're not the president.
The president said, I said, call him. I said, I'm
telling you're not getting a billion dollars. I said, you're
not getting the billion, and I'm gonna be leaving here.
And I think it was what six hours. I looked
at I said, I'm leaving in six hours. If the
prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Oh, son of a bank got fired. Whoa that is
Joe Biden bragging. Yeah, I was a vice president. They
thought they were getting a billion dollars in four and aid,
I said, you're not getting it unless you fire the prosecutor.
Who is the prosecutor? The guy looking into his family?
The Bidens are what they the liberals claimed the Trumps are.

(06:03):
You know, the liberals claim the Trump's are corrupt gangsters
getting rich off the office.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
No.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
No, the Trumps were rich way before they got into politics,
way way way before they got into politics. The Bidens
got into politics like everybody else, and got really really
rich afterwards off jobs that supposedly paid one hundred and
seventy thousand dollars a year, which is a ton of money.
It's a lot of money. Holy hell. One hundred and
seventy thousand dollars a year. Tell this cab driver that
one hundred and seventy thousand dollars isn't a lot of money.

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It's a ton of money. But the point is, okay,
they became millionaires, ten, twelve, twenty fifty times over. The
Bidens have a lot of money and they got it
through influence pedaling. So say they're emails. You know that

(06:48):
laptop that NPR told you was Russian disinformation? And then
PR's up there telling you we've never been biased, We've
never displayed bias. NPR literally ran an article titled why
we're not covering the Hunter Biden story? Think about that.
I'll give you some of their headlines right now to
go with that clip. But the point is the media

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refusing to hold the Democratic Party accountable allowed them to
really run roughshot over morality, the law. Anything you want
to tell me was a standard in Washington. Here's NPR.
This is so great. This is October twenty second, twenty
twenty two weeks from election day, two weeks headline, why

(07:31):
haven't you seen any stories from NPR about the New
York Posts Hunter Biden's story? Read more in this week's newsletter.
What's the subtitle. We don't want to waste our time
on stories that are not really stories, and we don't
want to waste the listeners and readers' time on stories
that are just pure distractions. Okay, Hunter Biden was given

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a presidential pardon because of what was on that laptop.
That's how real the laptop was. Hunter Biden pled guilty
in federal court in California because of what's on that laptop.
That's how real that laptop was. So NPR was covering
up to protect them. Okay, NPR was out there every

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single day, and Biden isn't the first president to pardon
a relative. Here's how the power works. Now, they're not biased.
The economies are is strong, but voters aren't feeling it.
That's a problem for Biden, since NPR telling you you're
just too stupid to know how strong the economy is. No, No,
I know, inflation hit a forty year high and groceries

(08:37):
are up thirty percent, the price agains doubled, and inflation
is outpacing wages. But trust me, the economy is really
really good right now. You just don't get it. I mean,
that's what they don't peel on my leg and tell
me it's raining exactly what they did. Okay, but you understand,
NPR has been a NonStop propaganda machine for the Democratic

(08:58):
Party and Biden and these pardons. Nobody, nobody in the
liberal media said a word about the fact that they
just autopenned one thousand, one thousand pardons. Guys, think about this.
Joe Biden was yanked off the Democratic ticket. He was
replaced with Kamala Harris because Barack Obama and George Clooney

(09:21):
and Nancy Pelosi said, this is not the same Joe Biden.
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
The man has been compromised. George Clooney wrote that op
ad with Obama the first week of July. Last summer.
They wrote the op Guys, we love Joe Biden. He's
been a public servant. However, we just did a fundraiser.
This isn't the same Joe Biden. Mind you. They did

(09:44):
the fundraiser, they let the check clear before they said anything.
They got the thirty six million dollar fundraiser, and then
they wrote the op ed I get it money, money, money,
I get how this thing works, and you know, you
want to run for office in this country. It costs
a lot of money to run for political office. You
tell him, Johnny, but you understand, okay, that they did
this and openly admitted the man was cognitively impaired. He

(10:06):
cannot be president, He cannot be our standard bearer because
he doesn't know where he is half the time. So
if we're admitting in July that he doesn't know where
he is half the time, we should all be wondering
how the hell they signed a thousand pardons in the
month of December six months later. But to this day,
the media is still not calling it out because they're
really more concerned with protecting the Democratic Party than they

(10:29):
are with protecting America. Really, think about that. If you're
Jay Tapper, you wrote a best selling book about the
fact that the media covered up Biden not being there. Okay,
never mind that you were part of the cover up,
and you're just a shameless, well played circus clown at
this point. The fact remains, if you want anyone to
believe you're bargaining with them in good faith, you should
want to know what the hell happened with these auto
pen signatures. But nobody and I mean, nobody is questioning

(10:52):
these autopen signatures. And that's the point. Okay, the media
and people on the left are like, oh, the media's
got my back because they don't hit the Democrats. No,
they're hurting you. Do you know how many right wing
people are helping Trump right now by trashing his handling
of the Epstein story because it's credible. They're not going, hey,
I voted for this guy. I don't want to you know,

(11:13):
I don't want to set them. I don't want to
set his supporters. No, there's a lot of people calling
them out because they don't like the way it's being handled.
That's called seeking some form of objective truth. It's not
called just taking a knee and making sure you toe
the party line because you don't want to give liberals
the upper hands. And that's the point about the Biden thing.
Dirt bags were selling pardons one billion percent. And if
you can't call out your own side because you don't

(11:35):
want to hurt, you know, its chances to beat the
other side. I have uttered this on the show probably
three million times. If the only goal of the Republicans
is to beat the Democrats, if the only goal of
the Democrats is to beat the Republicans. If that is
the only thing we value in day to day life,
then no matter who wins the next election, we all
end up losing. You are correct say these Funks are

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but as we continue to have this conversation around the
Biden autopen pardons so fascinating. But I'm telling you this
because I care. So you know the whole horse sense.

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When you really pay attention as a cab driver, you
get to know people and read human interest and everything
like that. Okay. They were absolutely positively selling pardons in
the Biden White ho tell it. And when you look
at the fallout, here's Anthony Burnow, Joe Biden's chief of staff.
I want you to hear him pleading the fifth clip
twenty three? Did you ever.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Advise President Joe Biden to pardon his son Hunter Biden?

Speaker 3 (13:14):
On the Adviceive Council? I respectfully decline to answer the question.
Pursuing to my Fifth Amendment rights under the Constitution?

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Was President Joe Biden fit to exercise the duties of
the president on.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
The advice of Council? I respectfully declined to answer the question, mister.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Bernad did President Joe Biden ever instruct you to lie
regarding his health?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
On the Adviceive Council? I respectfully decline to answer the question.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Whooo, this is ridiculous, Tell them, Harrison Ford. It is ridiculous, okay.
And he's not even speaking in his own tongue. He
is reading a statement prepared by his attorney because they're
all horrified. Right now, you guys, really really think about this.
Joe Biden was forced off the presidential ticket. He was leading.

(13:54):
He had fourteen million votes in the primaries. They wouldn't
let anybody primary him or he would a loss. Let's
be clear. I agree with that. I mean, who wouldn't.
But the point is they protected him, they got him
the nomination, and then they forced him off the ticket
because he went on the debate stage and said this.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Making sure that we're able to make every single solitary person.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Eligible for what I've been able.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
To do with the UH COVID, with dealing with everything
we have to do with UH.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Look if we finally beat medicare, thank you, President Biden.
President Trump.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
I really don't know what he said at the end
of this, and I don't think he knows what he
said either.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
So crazy, we finally beat medicare. He was trying to
give you an answer on like the border. Trump actually
goes in the in the full salbody goes yeah, he
beat medicare, all right, he beat it to death, That's
what he said. It's crazy, but you understand that debate

(15:00):
performance forced them to take Joe Biden off the ticket
because they didn't think he could run the campaign.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
I am I am very willing to let the American
public judge my physical mental filth, my physical as well
as my mental fitness.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Think about that, he's yanked off the ticket, The elevator
doesn't go all the way to the top floor, that
whole thing. He's cuckoo for cococo poffs. That was the
collective sentiment of the Democratic Party. They watched the debate
and they said to themselves.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
This man needs a retirement time and a warm bowl
of soup.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
And that's what they said. They yanked him off the ticket.
If you are not cognitively fit in July to run
for office in what world with a presidential pardon that
you didn't even sign hold sway in a court of law.
And the answer is none. The only Biden pardon that
was signed by hand was the Hunter Biden pardon. So

(15:58):
really think about that. Okay, let me give you a
little more of this. Here's James Comer talking to my
man Sean Hannity, clip twenty eight.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I think it would be a hard pitch in front
of a court of law to try to defend what
Joe Biden just admitted to The New York Times that
he didn't know exactly who all was getting pardons or not.
He didn't know who was being pardoned with the use
of his autopen and that's the whole basis of this investigation.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
This is just the pardons. What about the executive orders?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I mean, there was no process that we have found
thus far, and we've brought in four people thus far
in our interviews and depositions, No defined process by which
Joe Biden was the one saying, yes, use this auto
pen to sign my name on this pardon or this
executive order.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
So think about that. There's not one person who's comment
under oath and said, yeah, Biden wanted us to sign these.
Do you know what that means. That means they were
selling the pardons, Okay, every single one. Hey, wait, what's
that Your uncle wants to get out of jail. Please
give us money. No, he murdered somebody. We're not big

(17:10):
fans of murder, but please give us money. Out went down,
But he's sure Biden's gonna pardon a murderer. Not. I
don't worry about that. Please give us money. And that's
how it worked. Okay, they sold pardons one million, trillion,
billion percent. You don't pardon that many people unless you
have a motivation to do so. Because they weren't pardoning
like good people who were falsely in prison. They they

(17:31):
pardon chiny spines, they pardon murderers, they call uh child rapists,
cop killers, the worst human beings to walk the face
of the earth, all God pardoned, Please give us money.
Kind of makes you wonder why and when you hear
Biden issued a criteria but didn't sign off on the
individual pardons, that means none of it's legal and all

(17:52):
of these dirt bags were getting rich. Just something to
keep in mind the next time they give you this
speech about democrats being the moral side of the eye.
I here, democrats are so full of crap? Are they there?
It is Fox Across America with Jimmy Flow And if
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Now making his triumphant return to the show Comedy Sexiest
Man Diamond Dave Landau in the house and the crowd
goes wild. Hey girl, how are you baby? I love
this zoom link. You're all fancy and I hear you
and stuff like that. What happened? Like we really grew
up in the last two weeks we did.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I bought a camera, obviously for my only fans, and
now I'm able to use it for this as well.
So I'm learning to be an adult in this whole
new world.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
The difference between you and me, Diamond Dave, You're starting
an only fans, but I'm too chubby. I've started in
only foods. I just eat sandwiches with fat chicks and
they love it. They love it.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I guarantee you there's a huge market for.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
That, yo. Do you know how much money? I'm not.
You're right if somebody wanted to make money, ironically, big market.
But enough about the audience. Nice work, so uh your tone,
I can sense the same relief I felt when I
heard the Epstein List wasn't coming out.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I am so glad that it's not a thing and
it never existed and we're all just supposed to believe it.
Good God, I'm sorry killed itself, but I'm glad that
homosexual Kevin Spacey would like to see the list?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Is that your way of calling Mike Johnson? Mike Johnson, Yes, exactly, Yes,
I got. I just wanted to make sure the audience
it's a killer reference. But it's so it's deep enough
that I wanted to make sure I subtitled it. Dave
Landau's on the phone. We're going hard over here, just
like they did at Epstein Island. Hey girl, yes, no, no,
it doesn't exist. You know what happened just him? You know,

(19:58):
it's so funny. I said this at the top of
the show. What happened here? Is they Great pumpkined America.
Do you remember the Charlie Brown the Peanuts episode the
Great Pumpkin, Get down to the Pumpkin Patch and the
Great Pumpkin's gonna come and you're gonna find out all
this cool stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I watched it every Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Well, they filmed the Peanuts episode called the Great Pedophile,
and they were like, if you get down to the patch,
the Great Pedophile is gonna fly over. We're gonna get
the list, we're gonna lock up all the elites, all
the kids are gonna be saved. And everybody went down
to the Pumpkin patch. And now they're telling us straight up,
Oh no, that binder we handed you with the script
for the Great Pedophile. No, it's just I don't know.

(20:34):
So the thing we did in February, it's like it's
so weird and clumsy.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
No, yeah, of course it is. It's like this is
the time where look, no matter what you ran on
and who your candidate is you have to be honest
with yourself and just say, look, you promised to this,
you've been using this. I don't know if you're on it.
I don't know if you're k not. We need to
see what it is. Yeah, and there's no way it's
gonna be anything. It's not gonna be like Bill Clinton

(21:00):
oral at three pm. It's going to be flight logs
and stuff like. You're not gonna really, but there's something
there and we're being lied to.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Amen. I mean, think about this. Melissa Gates left Bill
Gates and did a network interview. Seguy left him because
he wouldn't stop hanging out with that creep Jeffrey Epstein.
You know what I'm saying. She got a list, Melissa
got a list. She knows at least one guy on
the list.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
It turns out she's never met Jeffrey Epstein and it
was just Steve Jobs all these people. Look, Gislaine is
locked up. Yeah, so you know, obviously she didn't do
anything wrong, but she is in prison for it. But
I love that She's like, I'll talk and say you're
not on it, which is the saddest way I've ever

(21:45):
seen anybody try to get pardoned and he People say
it might be six D chess, but I'm like, this
is this doesn't even look like checker. It's not even
connects four. At this point, it looks very bad for America.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah, based on what we know, it's sixth grade chess. Yes,
not good. We're talking to Dave Landau. I mean think
about that point, right, If Justlaine Maxwell is doing twenty
years for child sex trafficking, shouldn't we want to know
who was receiving these get these kids?

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Right?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Well, considering it's just supposed to be one guy, yeah,
that's what you have, right, and then you have I imagine
Kevin Spacey's coming out and demanding it, because when he
got to the island and saw all women, he.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Was like, I want to He's to a manager, Yeah,
this is disgusting.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I'm leaving a Yelp review.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
He turned star, he turned into Karen spaceyge, what do
you mean it's all girls? That's not right.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
He's like, they involved me, That's why I have to
tell it. It's like, well, they didn't involve you, and
I think that's why you're ubsessed.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
He's very not a go ahead.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
No, I'm just says it's amazing to see this. So
I really hope that they come out with a list
after handing everybody a binder that was thicker than like
the Bible your mom had when you were a kid.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Imagine that, and you think about this. The binder said
phase one, Phase one implies, Yeah, it implies that there
are other phases, does it not?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well? Phase two is denied. The binder existed. It was
a very weird plan beginning. And then phase three is
just ignore it.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I mean, weren't mission impossible eight because they made one
through seven? You know what I'm saying. The idea that
we're just pretending the titles of the film don't actually
apply to what would contextually happen next is bananas and
there's somebody giving So here's what I think.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Okay, extremely possible.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Should the name. That's what I always say. I'm like,
if you pulled it off seven times, it's not impossible.
Oh come on, we've all watched Tom Cruise. What's the
real mission that gets something off the top shelf? He's
four to seven. No one buys it, But give me this, okay,
my three scenarios, you feel free to inject the fourth
scenario One is when the Democrats were in power, the

(24:03):
Republicans were saying, there's a list and as a bunch
of elite pedophiles because they knew it was politically opportunistic.
They've now gotten into office and realized they were kind
of embellishing on what we'd find out, and now they're like,
they got to walk it back. Okay. Scenario two is
they got into office, found out they were right, and
then some and then as they were going through the files,

(24:23):
they alsow a picture of their family sleeping and were like, Okay,
we probably aren't going to discuss this anymore. There is
no phase two. Phase three is some of the wrong
people are on it and they don't want to release
it for fear that they could be associated with it.
Do you think it's one of those three scenarios or
is there a phase four?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I think it could be all of them maybe, And
I think it could also be the phase four of
there is a chance that maybe Milania met Trump through
this network, not in a way of like a sex
traffic thing, but just in a way of could have
met through like billionaires at parties. Obviously Epstein was an associate,
so there's something that there could be hidden there. I

(25:01):
don't know if that's true. Someone made that point to me.
I thought it was interesting, uh huh. But other than that, yeah,
I think phase one through it could be any of
those things. But I personally, my honest opinion is yeah,
they showed up and were looking through it, and they
were like, oh, that's my name.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
It's like because you know how like remember like usaid
when they were looking at all the crazy corrupt overseas
spending and yeah, and Eli was like, look at all
the stuff for finding here and then yeah, But for
whatever reason, the Republicans weren't like, yeah, keep going elon.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, they can find out that the fact that we
paid forty thousand dollars to have a trans ballet in
the middle of Beyonda. But yeah, it's it's amazing. I
think that there. It's so mysterious and strange to gaslight
somebody an entire country like this. Yeah, that it has
to be something nefarious.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yep. Dave Landau is on the line, but he's about
to get killed in a drunk strike, so I'll speed
it up.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
If somebody's knocking on my door, it seems to be
with the butt of a gun. There's no Epstein list.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh you're talking about You know what Trump should do
just to split the difference. He should release the Epstein
list in auto pen. You know they had, they had
Biden do all of that shit atigans. Give me this
as two guys, okay, who were schooled in the dark
arts okay, gambling addiction, drug addiction. Me and you have
been on the worst side of every one of those.

(26:31):
Just say no lectures that they give to the high
school kids, okay, And I think you'd agree with me.
I've you ever found your when I mine was obviously
gambling yours with substance. When I was in eleventh grade
and the guy came ours was called lead week where
they bring in people struggling with stuff and tell you
about the downward spiral and stuff. There was a guy
standing in my eleventh grade social studies class crying because

(26:53):
he owed a bookie like six thousand dollars. And at
the time I was down three times as much as
this grown ass was, and I was like, suck it up,
six thousand. I would be turning tricks in the faculty room.
They'll only be down six thousand right now. So we've
seen the real stuff. We've circled a lot of different drains,

(27:14):
have we not? Yes? So no, absolutely, thank you. So
just that being established, when you hear the Biden White
House pardon sex offenders, murderers, rapists, child traffickers, Chinese spies
without Biden's knowledge, doesn't that make you think they were
probably selling those auto pen pardons.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Absolutely it does. I absolutely think they were being sold.
And I mean you had to do it behind Biden's
back because well, you know, what were you going to do?
Tell them about it? Like he has the memory of
a goldfish. You don't want to keep reminding it over
and over again. But I think they did. And I
think that shows you who's on that list to even
circle it back. Is it's so corrupt, and it's so elite,

(27:58):
and it's so many people, and they did. They handed
out those pardons to people. And in fairness, yes, sex offenders, satanists,
there's nobody else that really associated with Democrats. You you
could pardon, that's all. That's all they have. But the base,
I don't know if you know Biden's associates, but yeah,
that's pretty much them is pedophiles and people that steal

(28:22):
from you. So, I mean, the chances of him signing
the pardon. You would have hit one anyway, if we're
being honest, you're just throwing darts at a wall now,
it really yeah, you're just Oh they're all that Nat.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
That is amazing. We're talking to Diamond Dave Landau. Where
are you heading expert stand up this weekend?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
I'll be at Uncle Vinnie's. Yeah, Point Pleasant, Point Pleasant,
New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yo. I don't know what her schedule is, but Dana
Perino has been known to show up in Point Pleasant.
I have to tell her to go see you. I'll
see what that would be a she would she would
absolutely positively love your act. The one thing I can
tell you about her because her husband, Peter, likes to
tell street jokes, like dirty street jokes. Oh you know
a priest and a rabbi, you know, or on a

(29:06):
plane it's gonna crash. They're like, we only have yeah,
we only have one parachute. We'll give it to the
altar boy. And the guy goes, screw the altar boy,
and the priest goes, do you think we have time?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
You know?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Those kind of jokes. So anyway, Uh, Peter loves a
good dirty street joke. But Dana loves comedy. I gotta
flash the bat signal on this one.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
You might do.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
You might be the reason I'm unemployed this monday.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I try.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
You know, we got that going for us, so.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
We'll always have gambling and substance to turn to if
it ever gets too.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
That's the one thing. If we blow this all sky high,
we could we could absolutely be speaking in high schools.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, so I remember, same with you. I had a
guy up there on stage crying because he had been
arrested twice, and I'm like, I'm on number four and
I'm on acid.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Oh man, you're not kidding. I'm not kidding, And everyone
listening needs to know that. Dave and I living proof
you can overcome just about anything. Uh, you know, you
just got We're all in the keep going business in America.
If you just keep going, it as a way of
working itself out.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Or you just end up dead. But either way, you tried.
It's just it's saying in the game the way Epstein
you know didn't.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Well depends on who you ask. So give me this,
give me this. Okay, Michael fran says. Okay was the
name of that like steroid addicted former cop who did
time for murder or strangling his girlfriend or whatever. Do
you want to you want to humor me and listen
to him talking for fifty seconds. He was in the
same cell Epstein was in. Here is his take, Josh,

(30:44):
this is clip fourteen.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
Let me know, there's no way you are able to
commit suicide. There's just no way. There's no way to
hang yourself. There's nothing from the ceiling, there's nothing from
the best. You'd have to be a midget and work
really hard to try to hang yourself, and I don't
think you can accomplish it at that point. You know,
as far as the cameras being off, I haven't experienced that.
I did eight years in prison, and I haven't experienced

(31:07):
cameras being broken and the perfect storm of correctional officers
not walking those cells. They walk in and they look
in on you all the time. As a matter of fact,
you know, sometimes it's embarrassing to go to the toilet
because they're walking past you and looking in the shell constantly.
So I've said this from day one. I do not
believe it was suicide. I can't talk about what happened

(31:29):
to him, but I don't believe it was the suicide
because you just couldn't physically do it. It's almost it
would be almost impossible to do it.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Do you catch that?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, I've met Mike. He was I think he was
Colombo crime family.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Actually, oh yah, yeah, it's pretty hardcore. Ill asked what
he went, okay, fair, Yeah, yeah, pretty hardcore.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Noble and if well, if anybody knows anything about killing
and hangings and working out every single angle to possibly
do it, it might be somebody who was associated with
the Colombo crime family in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh my god, I know who this is, and I'm
conflating him with the cop I know Michael Frank Emily
Campano interviewed to me, And I know he is Michael, friend,
says camble Crop.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
You told me about him, Yes, yeah, he's been on
my show. I'm sure you may have even met him before.
He's very very fascinating and yeah, he's kind of reformed
his life because well, I mean, yeah, he's in the
public eye. He'd be dead. But I mean he claims
to have never have killed anybody, and I'm sure that's,
you know, very true, but he but the way that

(32:28):
he's talked about it, You've even seen like Sammy the
bull talk about it where they're like, it couldn't have
been done, and it's I can believe me. I know
every way that you can kill a man in prison
and make it look like an accident.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, think about this. We're talking to Dave Landau. He's
in Point Pleasant this weekend at Uncle Vinie's comedy club.
That is, that's a big win for the American people. Okay,
we're being told, okay, in our final minute here, let's
have this exchange of information because they're trying to cut
our mics pretty hard right now, not Josh and Mikey.
A man just walked into the black suit with black sunglasses.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
But anyway, but we're being injecting people.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, exactly. We're being told that the prison camera's videotape
for twenty three hours and fifty nine minutes a day,
and in that one minute of a day where the
camera resets to start the new day, Epstein happened to
kill himself. Right in what world could any self respecting
person go, well, that's a wrap for me.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Then, yes, even at the prison, you'd think they'd go,
we should really fix this one minute glitch where there's
no evidence on our camera. Think about Yeah, yes, are good.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
No, I exactly. I mean, there's no point either one
of us is gonna make. It's funny and it's absurd,
and it's literally the people in power just giving us
the middle finger, like what are you gonna do? Shut up?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
You know.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
And that's what I think hurts the people because they've
they didn't vote for that. They voted for a draining
the swamp. Yeah, the biggest swamp monster we've known of
is Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Thank you. We voted for a seat at the table,
and now we're not even getting a seat at the
massage table. This is not good.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
We're sitting at the children's table, not protecting them.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Diamond Dave, we'll see in point pleasant. All right, my friend,
thanks for having me my man back after this bottom
of the nineties on Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.
Did you see this crazy story? Not the CEO who
was at the cold Play concert and got caught making
out with another woman that was not his wife.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
This could be a problem.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
And now apparently some of the reporting says it was
the head of HR in the company that he was
in charge of. I mean, that can't be good. Wild stuff.
I called Jenny to discuss it, but apparently she's at
a cold Play concert, so I don't know, but we'll
try to get into this. On tomorrow's of the show.
Joe Conca joined us. Tomorrow, we're going to talk about
the week in media because it's Friday. Danny Polaschuk, Canadian comedian.

(34:58):
I'm trying to get him used to America before Trump
invades and makes them the fifty first state. And we
will continue just I'm telling you calling balls and strikes
on this show. It's been a wild week, but we're
going to keep it. Keep it wild tomorrow because here's
the thing, and this is if you are a frustrated
right wing guy and you're like, wow, all these right
wingers are attacking the Epstein thing, be happy. That's the

(35:21):
media doing its job. You're supposed to call out people
in power if you don't like something, regardless of whether
you voted firm or not. That's your job. And if
liberals in the media had done their job the last
four years, this country would be in a much much
better place. So keep that to heart. The show is over,
pay up, get out. We'll see you back here again tomorrow.

(35:43):
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