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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a podcast from war from Everywhere, USA. It's
foxing across America with Jimmy Faalo.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Jimmy, there's our guy, fired up, Ready a roll and
bring you just an absolute embarrassment.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Of radio riches.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Ted Nugent, the MotorCity mad Man, He's gonna be here
for a State of the Union.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
He's out shooting stuff with his crossbow right now.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
But once he hangs it up, gets a taxi dermied,
he'll stop by on the zoom. We'll have a little
one on one chat Me and Uncle Ted live at
Ted Quarters. We're also I'm gonna talk some stupid criminals,
do a mugshot segment. I do believe, because you know what,
it's Tuesday. The world is on fire. I'm just trying
to roast some radio marshmallows. Keep the mood light across
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the country.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
There you dig it?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So a little bit of that'll happen. We'll hand out
some participation trophies at the end of the show. So
I'm kind of reformatting the radio show right now. If
you're one of the two hundred stations who carry it
around the country, don't get nervous. We just we've got
to like we've got a crowbar in, just some bonus fun,
because I really like, I truly feel an obligation as
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a guy. The show got so big, man, This wasn't
supposed to happen. The show launched on twenty seven stations.
I was like, all right, I mean, if I can
get it to thirty before they throw me out the door,
big victory, and I'll go home and sit in my
backyard and get fat mood.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
The radio show Wants got thirty stations.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Well now it's on two hundred and now I have
a TV show, okay, and it's great. It's a TV
show and the biggest channel in the world. Obviously, I'm
very thankful, profoundly thankful. But I'm trying to use that
platform for good. I want to do goofy things with it,
to take the edge off and kind of give the
country some perspective so we're not just real housewive in
it all the time. Everybody just wants to jab each
other with their press on nails in politics. So in
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an effort to keep my own sanity, this is gonna
start sounding like even more of a morning show than
it already does my man, Frank Bruno, if you're out there,
the rod.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
The rod is going to rise again.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, buckle up, Buttercup, because it's only going to get
dirtier from here. In this hour a lot to get to.
I'm going to revisit my earlier conversation around Martin Sheen.
Martin Sheen, as you know, was in a show called
The West Wing where he pretended to be the president, okay,
and I give him credit. He was good at pretending
to be the president, okay, in a lot of ways.
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And it resonates with me because I just spent four
years covering Joe Biden, a man who was also pretending
to be the president.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I don't remember that ever happening.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh but it did. He was president.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
They signed like four thousand executive orders via auto pen
that he didn't know about, which you know, looks a
little foogaizy. We had a forty year spike in inflation,
a record level of illegal border crossings, a humanitarian crisis
that saw a fentanyl killed three hundred thousand Americans, five
hundred thousand children go missing. Under Joe Biden, Martin Sheen,
the guy who endorsed and told you to vote for
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Kamala Harris just the same does a sit down interview
yesterday after Trump gets all the hostages back from Gaza, saying,
this guy has no humanity and he's absolutely nothing in
the real world. This is what Martin Sheen says as
a detached Hollywood actor who has no idea what he's
talking about. Martin Sheen, I'm gonna play the clips. We'll
have a laugh here. Okay, here is Martin Sheen clips seventeen.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
So the big guy in the White House that he
would take some personal advice. You've got to realize, sir,
that you are the biggest nothing in the world. And Sarah,
you stop there. You stop listening to all these people
around you, these sick offense who are encouraging you to
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be your non human self. Get in touch with that humanity.
Stop fussing with your hair, and don't worry about your tie,
and stand up straight and speak clearly, not from your throat,
speak from your heart.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Being human. That's what you were made for, not golf.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So there you are, mister President.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
We'd all due respect here, Martin Sheen. This is the
biggest schmuck I've ever met. I'm not here to get
mad at Martin Sheen.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
He's just he's rich, he's loaded, he's a Hollywood elitist,
and he has no idea how consequentially bad his party
was for the average American and just how detached they
were from their own humanity. Okay, again, the Democrats caused
the real humanitarian crisis at the border, so much so
that Trump is president because the number one issue was
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securing the border and deporting legal immigrants. And Martin Sheen's
out there getting an applause break from a room full
of self hating white people who think none of that
mattered because they didn't live in the inner cities where
the schools got overcrowded, than the crime rate surged, where
the kids got sex trafficked, and the people died of fentanyl.
The people who still vote Democrat in this day and
age are really rich white people who you know, can
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continuously elect Ca California Democrats because they don't live on
Hollywood Boulevard. They live in bel Air. You know, they
live in Beverly Hills. They used to live in the
Palisades before it got torched. You know, the parts of
Malibu that are still standing. The point is those neighborhoods
are gorgeous. They're the most opulent and decadent neighborhoods in
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the world.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, they're incredible.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You're not going to have a pantless wizard chasing you
down the street in bel Air. Okay, you're not going
to be there in Malibu dealing with a tense city
on the side of the road. You're going to see
that in downtown LA. You're going to see that in Stockton, California.
You're going to see it in Oakland. You're going to
see it where these people don't live. Okay, that's what's
happening where I live in New York City. A bunch
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of rich white people want to elect Zoron Mamdani. And yeah,
he's being bankrolled by a lot of special interest groups
in California. But the point is they're trying to force
that socialist mindset onto the rest of us, knowing it
doesn't affect them.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
And when Martin she gets out there and says Trump's
the biggest nothing in the world, he's saying it on
the day that Donald Trump is the biggest something in
the world. Donald Trump right now is the most respected
world leader on the planet of Earth right now. Whether
you like him or hate him, it doesn't matter to me.
It's not my job. But you understand what a brazen
lack of self awareness you have to have if you're
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Martin Sheen and that room full of rich white people
that go to MSNBC events and hate Republicans so they
don't have to look in at the things they hate
about themselves that you go, this guy's got nothing. They're
not having fun over there. Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Trump spends an hour a day doing jokey press conferences.
They put in boomboxes around the White House. They just
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created a for all intents and purposes, a party patio
in the Rose Garden. They're building a catering hall, ballroom
so they can have more special events. So it's like
a week ago, if you turn out MSNBC, they're like,
they're partying too much at the White House. A week
later msnbcle's like, there's no joy at the White House.
They're not even having fun. Look at how miserable they are.
I'm like, and this is why nobody listens to you guys,
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And Martin Sheen is saying that. At the same time,
Charlemagne to his credit, is being like, Trump just gets
it done. He's destroyed political language. He just gets it done.
Here's Charlemagne clip twenty.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Donald Trump shows me what's politically possible. Trump shows me
what presidents can do if they want to do it.
Donald Trump shows me what can be said if you
are willing to say it. It's not about what can't
be done, it's about who has the political will to
do it. I don't want to hear a peep from
Democrats about nothing until they get the balls to say
what's really on their mind in regards to this country,
in this world. Trump doesn't care if it sounds ridiculous.
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Trump doesn't care if it makes sense. It's no political
correctness whatsoever. As I've been saying for years, the language
of politics is dead and Donald Trump killed it.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
There you go, Charlemagne, I your honesty, okay, Although there's
one problem. He said, Democrats don't have the balls to
say what's on their mind. The problem for the Democrats
are all the balls are in the women's room right now.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
All the people with balls go to the ladies room.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Heads that world come and go.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I do not know.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But he's telling you the truth. Trump is insanely effective. Okay,
he just took hamas a terror group. That is their
factory settings is to blow every living Jewish person off
the face of the earth and got them to not
only give back the hostages, but agree to a cease fire.
They may ultimately even demilitarize themselves. I think that's going
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to be a steep hill, to be honest with you,
the phase two thing Trump is tweeting about. But the
truth is he got us this far because he's not
playing the ballgame. The other idiots were where they were
just getting out there telling you a bunch of woke
things you wanted to hear.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Everything woke turns to. It's the show that nine out
of ten listeners voted the best host un Radio. I
didn't want to say that they were dumb, but they
were dumb.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh girl, let us Fox across America with Jimmy Phla.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
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Speaker 2 (08:57):
It is time to find out if our producer Mikey
used his brain when he was selecting our Tuesday mugshot story.
I had tasked Mikey with finding me like a stupid
criminal story that might even work on Fox New Saturday Night,
something to help me take the edge off because the
politics has gotten me. You know, I'm worked up right now.
Just a bag of cats and rescue cats like not
even good classy cats like scabbed.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
So a steamed producer from Fox New Saturday Night, Max
Kiviat is in studio. Mikey has present presented me with
the story he and Josh behind the glass, and we're
going to.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Talk our way through this. Max.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Sounds good to me, and you can even obviously share
some thoughts on the story itself and maybe even rate
Mikey's ability to find the sweet spot where comedy, radio
and TV come together.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Mikey, how do you think you did on the on
the front end? What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I got a scale one of the ten in terms.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Of selecting a story. Are you caught? Do you like
this story?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I like?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I think I put it on the Kickers list yesterday.
So just a second day in a row, we're trying
to get double dipping.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Okay, definition of insanity? Keep keep trying the same thing,
well to be clear, and I'll ask Josh the next question.
The title of the story, Josh is woman says her
hot mugshot was the result of a public intoxication arrest,
not a viral breadstick throwing story. So, Josh, this girl
got arrested. She took a really hot mug shot. It
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went viral. But the story is she was an olive
garden waitress who refused and went off on some customers
who didn't tip her enough and thought she wasn't bringing
the breadsticks fast enough. Josh, is there a part of
you that believes in the recess of Mikey's mind he
chose this story because he's dying to share his bread
stick with a woman.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Yeah, because this hits all three things for Mike hot,
uh huh, drunk, fridsticks.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It says all three right there.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You could have went with che restaurants.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
If you know how to fire off Victor's microphone. I'd
love to hear from him on this. But Max, so far,
so good as a TV voice in the huddle? Does
it it sound like Mikey is kind of, as the
kids say, wish casting hot girl, drunk breadstick as.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Josh, I mean, Mike really knows how to you know,
look for a story He's hitting all the aspects, especially
for TV. You want to see the hot waitress, you
want to see the good food.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
If you watch the TV version of the story, this
is a known quantity.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Whenever I'm off the air, something happens on this show.
It's known in the building as Mikey's babe parade, okay,
where he just books one hot female guest after another
after another.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Some of them are here when the show's not even
on the air. That's starting to look like a gray area.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
For me personally. At least you have to put them
on the air. He just tells them to come by
and sit in the chair.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
So nice.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You gotta be a camera. I'm like, Mike, she's not
even on the show. What's going on? So I do think, Mikey,
this is in your sweet spot. But I think the
story can work just the same, okay, because what happened
was good news viral. People think your mugshot is hot,
which is good. It's never a bad thing to be
not even the hawk to a girl. Because she got
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to like be involved in like a bitcoin scam and everything,
so she was kind of embarrassed, but she made money.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
Well, there's that guy who had that handsome mokee shot
and he got like a modeling career from it too,
So it's like the hot.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Felony Jemmy Meeks is a chapter in my New York
Times best selling book, Cancel Culture Dictionary. He wound up
like dating the Princess of Monica.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Insane mugshot went viral.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Everything that you throw onto the internet in the modern
era is just a lottery ticket.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It pays to do the cost might win.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
So this guy went viral. He walked in Fashion Week at.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
A time when his peers were picking up trash on
the side of the highway. He was picking up trashy
models dated the Princess and Monica. So so far, so good.
Getting arrested in the modern era not necessarily a bad thing. Okay,
So this girl who by all accounts, I think Mikey
would tell you the woman's name. Uh who, Mikey, let
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me get it right. I want to get it right.
I know you've spam emailed her one hundred times just
to go to.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
The wrong account. Her name is Megan Ashley Davis.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
As previously mentioned, she's from College Station, so she's a
Texas gal. Yeah, sounds all Americans spicy Texan. Okay, spicy Taxan.
So she wants to set the record streate about a
fake story that's been attached to her hot mug shots.
So she was on a website called mug Shorties, which
I used to do a segment on Jesse's Saturday Night Shoes.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
It's his old boss, Jesse Waters.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
We used to do a Saturday Night segment where we
talk about hot girls who got arrested. And I don't
I don't know whose idea was to kill that segment. Mikey,
Mike Eyas was not only dvring Water's World, he was
dvring the replay not even know he was the same show.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
He just wanted the hot girl. Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
So the now viral story is that she's an angry
olive garden waitress from Saint Louis who threw breadsticks at
customers for not giving her a tip.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Except none of this is true. So she's upset.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Okay, she's from Texas, She's not from Saint Louis. She is, apparently,
Mikey not an olive guard harden waitress.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
No, she's not.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
And she's saying that people are making very inappropriate comments
or AI generated things with my mug shot.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Oh those are not AI generator.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
There's every one of those comments is from the heart.
But social media accounts that search for hot mug shots
and post them on the Internet then essentially create urban
myths in the process because there's so much traffic revolving
around the mugshot that people go like, oh, girl, you
know right right?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
And Mike, he's not making these stories, right, Like.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, he's just fine to him. I mean, I don't
doubt he commented a bunch. But what happened is the
post appears to have been deleted from a pure videos
Facebook page, but it's popped up elsewhere alongside a mugshot.
She's fighting back to get the real story out there.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
So what she's.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Basically saying, and this is the nexus of the argument
I want to have, is she's saying, Hey, man, I
got arrested for public intoxication, and I want to be
known for that. I don't want to be known for
being an olive garden waitress who got mad at a
guy who didn't tip. But if I was her, I
would actually want the olive Garden story because you look
kind of like a victim.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Josh, you're the girl they.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
Didn't absolutely need to lean into this that you're just
very upset. Yes, you were drunk on the side as well,
but you were just very upset and used the breadsticks's missiles.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Because because let's jump in here, if a hot Olive
Garden waitress does not get tipped, what do you think
someone's gonna do. Josh started gofund me exactly, and she's
gonna make like eight hundred thousand dollars off perverts like Mikey,
and I actually think she blew this.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Yeah, and if you could even try to get free
breadsticks or free Olive Garden for.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Life, you gotta act on that, thank you. I agree, Yeah,
that's what I think.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I think she blew this because like, just being a
hot girl got arrested for disorderly conduct. That's a diamond
because they've ever been to the Elbow Room in Fort
Lauderdale where the women are actually falling off the balcony drunk. Yeah,
the dolly Man Dollhouse.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's Mikey over here.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
He's clearly just quoting the song Girls, Girls, Girls from
Motley Cruz. This has nothing to do with a performance
at the Tampa Improv That's where well, we may or
may not have went to the dollhouse afterwards. The bat
they know the part of don't deny them the glory
of this moment. But I think the teachable moment here
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is that you should say you're a sympathetic person, set
up a gofund me and say it's for waitresses everywhere
who got jobbed by dirt bad guys like this and
make money.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Is that what you would do?
Speaker 9 (16:33):
Max? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I mean you gotta milk this thing for all it's worth.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
One thing you need to know about Max Kiviat is
he is not here to hold back Jewish stereotypes.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
No, no to fraudum.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Keep them coming, ja.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
But moral OFSS story on her end though, is she's
mad and she wants the record corrected. But Josh, I
think this is like the Internet is like AI. You know,
they say you're supposed to work with it, not against it.
You can't dispel this notion.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Know that.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
That's why I'm saying for something like this, it's not
completely awful, So lean into it.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
You need to lean into this type of story. Amen.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Get so in closing, Okay, because that's what Josh says.
If it don't make dollars. It don't make get the
brit Max as a guy with a serious TV background.
I actually think Mikey did a better dri I think
Mikey took his privagence.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I think this is a great story.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You're willing to concede that Mikey is one for one
on story. I'd say for one. I gotta tell you
you take a lot of heat around here, Mikey. I
think you were in the clubhouse with the lead right now.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Time.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
No, it doesn't give me high host for tomorrow. I
think tomorrow is a letdown game.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I think the whole country season coming.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
But that's fine, Mikey, you're one and one. You got tonight.
Who needs tomorrow? The lyric, I just made up myself.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Buddy Good, like Karon Judge in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Just take the win, Mike get here, Ted Nugent in
the on deck circle.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
We'll square with the MotorCity man. Man will come back.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Oh girl, I can only mean one thing. Our producer,
Josh is like a snake charmer. He gets it out
if he plays stranglehold. That just the exact VAZ we're
looking for out there in the woods somewhere. We'll put
down a crossbow and emerge from the v oz straight
from Ted Quarters, the MotorCity man man himself, Ted Nugent
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joining us on Fox across America.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yo, Ted, Yo's at Jimmy. Happy October.
Speaker 9 (18:24):
I hope you're having the greatest hunting season of your
lives in downtown Manhattan.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Greetings from the Nugent family.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Amen, Downtown Manhattan. You often feel hunted. I'm getting chased
by wizards and time travelers and stuff like that. I
could actually use you as my secret service.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Ted.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
You have never followed Uncle Ted around Central Park with
my trusty slingshot on a cold October morning with a
pocket full of marbles squirrel hunting, And I swear to
God that's actually halfened, Jimmy, which is one of the
many reasons why you love me so much.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Well, it's also one of the reasons schools don't have
class trips to Central Park anymore. I didn't know why
that was a thing.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Now I know how hard, but I got it covered.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
The guitar player, the author of Wango Tango, has covered
the conservation ethic for the youth of America. We have
a Ted Nugent camphor Kids nonprofit charity all volunteer for
thirty six years. Ted Nugent Camp for Kids are teaching
kids to celebrate the gift of life by being clean
and sober. Aim small miss small archery, the mystical flight
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of one's life via the discipline of archery. I'm telling
you it sounds wild because it is.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I love that, And everything Ted Nugent related is accessible
to everyone listening and watching at Ted nugent dot com.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
That is correct. Sure, all right, you'll see.
Speaker 9 (19:43):
Yes, sir, if you can handle, be sure you wear
some kevlar panihos around your face just to be able
to handle the effervescent masculinity, which is by the way, Jimmy,
I love your effervescent masculinity in spite of the wardrobe thing.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
That's enough.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Out the great Ted Nugent is joining us today. And
I do like giving out your website because I can't
give out any of the websites. My producer Mikey goes to, Okay,
you can't give them out on the air, Ted, it's
the family project.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
I don't want to hear about them because I would
never visit them. They don't have the instance, they don't
have the essence of shall we say the middle finger ballet?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
All right, give you this, President Trump brokers a historic
ceasefire in the Middle East, gets back the hostages. Is
it true that Hamas actually came to the table, because
if they didn't, Trump was sending you in.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
You know, you know, that's a cute take on things,
but it have to be very accurate. I just spent
another campfire. I have campfires every weekend and even during
the week this week with hard work in Americans, just
great great Americans, entrepreneurs and welders and mechanics and plumbers,
the most important people in the world. And they come
and share a campfire with the nugent family, and they
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pay a high dollar because I'm worth it. But we
get to kill angry who doesn't want angry for it?
My point is your take on things, Jimmy Fayla is
the pulse of the best people that I share these
campfires with. July, August, September, now in October, in November,
and we see what President Trump is doing. We still
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want to see some arrests, We want to see some
convictions Comy Brennan, Clinton, Obama. But we're really pleased with
the forward progress, especially epitomized by ending the thousands of
years insanity and conflict over there. We hope it holds true,
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but I'll believe it when I see it that Hamas
will put down the sword and actually be reasonable. But
we're praying because Donald Trump has initiated the most important
moment in our lives.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I believe Jimmy is Ted Nugents joining us.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
If you just tuning in, do you think on some
level you know and you and I have had this
conversation a million times about really true being in touch
with the universe. Do you think Trump has that as
a superpower and that the reason he's getting things done
that other administrations have tried and failed or maybe not
tried hard enough at is because he understands human nature
in a very unique way.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
Well, you know, the art of the deal. Every minute
of every day is a series of deals. You deal
with your family, you deal with parenthood, you deal with
business responsibilities, you deal with ethics, you deal with moral decisions.
And we're watching this guy. When I first met him
during the campaign in twenty fifteen, I was really impressed
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because he was I wish I could use the word
you know, if I'm kicking my betting, that would be
a sheet kicker. Y. Donald Trump is a real sheet kicker.
He's a believe it or not. This guy, this special guy,
is as down to earth as the guys and gals
that I share campfires with. He's an entrepreneur, he knows
about sacrifice, he knows about risk taking, and that demands
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a higher level of a w awareness to make those
deals to be in the asset column. It's all about
the choice, Jimmy, of being in the asset column versus
the liability column. And I believe that this is the
greatest president of our lifetime who demands that resources, effort, work, ethic, morality, communities, culture.
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You have to be in the asset column to benefit
your fellow man, to benefit the environment, to benefit the
bottom line financially. And this guy's doing you know, we
throw around the term God's work.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I think you're doing God's work in many ways literally,
But Donald Trump.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
If anybody in my lifetime is doing God's work as
epitomized by this new peace deal, I think it's Donald J.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Trump.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
I love this guy. I'm not perfectly satisfied with everything,
but compared to past administrations. I'm as happy as a
Michigan deer hunter can be.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
All Right, well, let me ask you about one other president,
because you've been pretty vocal in saying that up until now,
Barack Obama was the greatest president of your lifetime.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
That's what you said, right.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Yes, Well, I say it in a gastic, agastric belch
on our Spirit of the Wild TV show the Pursuit Channel.
I'll just be nonchalantly tracking a deer and I'll belch
the syllable Barack. And it's the funniest thing since Richard
Pryor's afro caught fire, because using Barack's name in a
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belch is probably the most proper application of that syllable
one can be.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I don't like the guy.
Speaker 9 (24:33):
He was a bad man. He was a terrible president.
I believe he resurrected racism. I believe that his entire program,
his entire policy, his entire administration has now been proven
with his Russian hoax that he orchestrated. So we can
wax poetic and have fun with the Barack Obama insanity.
But it's not funny. Yeah, it's really cruel and it's
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really treasonous. We don't like this guy.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, I'll give you that. We're talking to the great
Ted Nugent. The show Spirit of the Wild. It is
the most watched show in the history of the Pursuit Channel.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Ted, how about that?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Because I'm so damn funny and missus NuGen has a
Queen of the Forest segment. Even if she wasn't my wife,
I would watch that segment Shamade Nugent's Queen of the
Forest on the Ted Nugent's Fear of the Wild program
eight times a week. She is so fine, and she
is such a great hunter, and she is such a
great health advocate before we made America healthy again. So yes,
(25:31):
Fear of the Wild important stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Ted.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Will give me one more thing while I still got
you on the line. We got about a minute to
do this. Trump obviously, he secures the border, he makes
a peace deal in the Middle East. He's cutting taxes,
he passed a big, beautiful bill. If there was one
superficial thing he could accomplish this year, what would you
fix in society?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Ted?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
If there was one thing that we needed to do
more of or less of, or doesn't even need to
be political. If there's something you think.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Well, number one.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
This guy. If he can manage his hair as effectively
as he has managed his hair even in a wind storm,
the guy is capable of nothing short of miracles. So
let's just leave it up to his decision making. He's
got a great staff, a great administration, and he's in
touch with the guitar player from Detroit. Because I not
only wrote Wang Dang sweetpoon, but I have my own
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Ted Nugent buckler's called Dang Sweet buck Tang.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
So I want to get.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
President Trump to join Eric and Don Junior on a
hunting trip with the Nugent family.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
That would be the epitome of.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
Conservation ethic, environmental awareness and to make America healthy again
from the ground up. So Donald Trump, let's go hunting, baby.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Amen.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
The only one thing I'm going to give you is
if you tell Trump that you're hunting angry pork, He's
gonna think you mean JB. Pritzker, and he'd be right.
I'm right now, Ted, We'll behave when you get there.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
We love you, buddy. Good to get the band back
together today.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Yeah, thank you so much for having me on. Jimmy.
You deserve me and I deserve you.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I love you. But I love you more. Take care
the Great Ted Nugent.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
For all things Ted Nugent, you can go to Ted
Nugent dot com. The Ted Nugent Spirit Camfire at Arizon
Real America's Voice Saturdays at three pm. The award winning
Ted Nugent Spirit of the Wild television show, the most
watched series on the Pursuit Channel. Ted's getting it done
and he is, as he says, in touch with the universe.
We love that about him. And the one thing I
(27:32):
will tell you is, you know people would like him
morey if he only didn't hold back so much. The
Great Ted Nugent. There he goes, I believe, There we go.
Josh back after this.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
The show that leaves You without Hope Orchard the bottom.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Of the ninth on Fox Across America with Jimmy Thala.
Time to hand out some participation trophies, a term that
came about in the lexicon Max because of youth sports.
Everybody gets a trophy because don't want to hurt anybody's feelings.
But as I famously said on this show, the problem
with everybody gets a trophy is not everybody learns to
catch a ground ball and I losing a lot of
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money betting on Little League stores. You know, you need
to hold people to a higher standard, but if you
were to underachieve and still be rewarded for it. There
are people in the news cycle today that I think
are worth highlighting. Somebody I dwelled on a lot today
was Martin Sheen. He can back clean up in this game.
Christian Amanopor on CNN. Okay, who got on TV? I
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know Mikey and Josh saw this. She tried to make
the case yesterday that the hostages had it better than
the people in Gaza.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
People aren't buying a CNN dumb best suit ward.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What And you know what this is born out of.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
This is born out of like she's trying to minimize
the Trump achievement.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
It was a club medal there as they're being starved
and forced to dig their own graves. So this sounds
like a passable comment, but you're gonna catch it in
about the third sentence where things kind of go off
the rails. Here's clip fifteen.
Speaker 10 (29:01):
People who start to talk to the hostages who've only
just been released will find that it will take a
long long time for them to recover physically, but also mentally.
It's been a terrible, terrible two years for them because
not only are they there, you know, they're probably being
treated better than the average garden because they are the
pawns and the chips that Hamas had.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
No you can stop right there. I mean, come on, lady,
what would you do with the brain if you head one?
I mean question to ask what?
Speaker 8 (29:31):
But you get it though, I mean, that is the
sickest thing I've ever heard. Or they just getting bed
and breakfast like they're living better than the people I mean,
these people who just won't give Trump or to Jews
or anyone.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah, but she makes it sound like you can go
on Expedia and book a trip to one of these tunnels,
like it's a good thing. So obviously embarrassing, Josh, I
will play the second one. Then I'll let you vote
on who deserves it. This is Martin Sheen. He was
trying to say there's no joy in the Trump cabinet room.
They're all living in fear and they're insecure people. Now
he's at a live MSNBC event, so obviously this is
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catnip for an audience full of cat ladies, you know,
and as someone who has.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
To cover this every day.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I think we all know our problem with Trump is
that there's actually too much fun. They have a boombox
in the White House. They're doing yomama jokes. We're playing
a clip the.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Other night of it.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I was calling politicians fat and saying, Nancy Pelosi looks
like she's having work done.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
You could almost argue there's too much joy.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
But here is Martin Sheen saying there's no joy in
Mudville clip eighteen.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
When you look at this group of people at the
round table in the White House, the cabinet room, every
one of those people look across the table and they
do not see anyone who is better than they are.
They generally see a reflection of their worth selves. So
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there's no heroes in there. There's no music, there's no laughter,
there's no self efface. There's no joy.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
In that room.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
It smells of egos and fear.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
And false worship. Oh, Martin Sheen, you are a sad,
strange little man.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
I mean, come on, And like the thing is, he's
saying it on a day where the.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Guy got the hostages back.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
You know those NBA games, and it's like Game four
of the playoffs, Josh, and the team is down forty
four and they go, well, we might as well lose
by eighty four because we're not winning this game.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
We're just gonna take the l.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Like, if you're in the Trump hating business and you
can't give him a win, I get it.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
But yesterday, at the very least, was a day to
take the l.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
Would you not say, Josh, No, you just need to
keep opening the mic and just go, you know, Okay,
he did this great thing, but you know everybody else
just isn't having fun doing this great yay, so you
know it's still all bad. Yeah, but this is a
guy who literally put a speaker system in the Rose
Garden like they are having me.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
He goes, there's no music.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
It's a one big party for the first they just.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Built a ballroom and a party patio.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
And he couldn't say this during the Biden administration, when
it was just crickets going on in a couple of
alarm clocks, you know, early in the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
We went to the White House to interview Peter Doocey
when Biden was president, and people it reminded me of
sadly visiting my uncle when he was in the dementia War.
They just wanted someone to talk to them because no
one who worked at the White House and the Biden
don't eve wan to talk to.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
They were so sad and alone, like.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I heard a person was coming tomorrow, you know, like
the grapes of wrath. But they were searching for conversation
instead of work because.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
There was nothing going on. So that's where it's like.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
But again, in a room full of people who aren't
listening to themselves, who have no connection to the outside world, like, oh,
this Trump thing isn't working at all, they all regret it.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Well, you know what.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I meanwhile, like the borders closed, the hostages are back.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I mean he was paid to say that.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I mean, there's no person in his right mind that would.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Martin Sheen ain't showing up to MSNBC unless he's working
off Charlie's liquor tabs from her book appearances.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
But Charlie sober right now.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
So Mikey, knowing that you're a sports guy, you know,
analysis though, is Chris Jiana monopor technically worse though, because
at least Charlie Sheton didn't say the hostages added pretty.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Good, Yeah, I think she's worse, especially on you know,
the day that we're talking about in the gravity of
the moment. She just you always talk about not reading
the room. That really is not reading.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Gross she didn't read the tunnel. I forget the room.
Read the tunnel, lady. They have a pretty good you
know what I'm saying, You're right.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
So it's like we're calling this these are participation jovies,
but it really is like, who's the biggest loser in
the media today? And I think it's Christiana Monopor I
think so too, That's who I think it is. Honorable
mention goes to Letitia James. So Leticia James indicts Trump
for mortgage fraud while she's committing mortgage from you know,
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like you know, like you could always tell, like when
someone brings up something, when a subject comes up and
someone gets squirrely around it, they probably have something to
do with.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
That subject themselves. Maybe they shouldn't be bringing it up.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
That's what amazes me about someone like Letitia James is
like all of these Democrats because they're looking into Adam
Schiff just the same. Yep, Okay, they did this to
Trump just thinking the subject would never come up again
in life, but the subject came up again. Sure it's
not because Trump. Trump didn't sign her mortgage. Trump didn't
send a deep blue Virginia court after her, not Virginia.
But here she is clip twenty eight doing like the
(34:23):
I'm gonna I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take these guys.
On clip twenty eight.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
You see, I know what.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
It feels like to be a tax for Jeff's doing
your job.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
But I also know what.
Speaker 9 (34:32):
It feels like to overcome adversity. So I stand on
solid rock and I do not now.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I will not rike, I will not then, I will
not capictureate, I will not give in. I will not
give up. You come from me. You gotta come to
all of us. So, my god, that was absolutely dreadful.
Sound like we're taking no. No.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
You lied on your mortgage form, okay, and you wanted
to get a better interest rate, congratulations, But that you
got caught to frauding banks, which is what you accused
Trump of and Casey hunted. CNN goes, plenty of people
commit mortgage fraud. It's no big deal, you guys. She
said this. This is clip thirty. Quick, Josh, what.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
Tis James and again we're still getting the details.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
But if it's related to this mortgage issue, I mean,
this is something that everyone in America, or many people
at least if you're lucky enough to be able to
buy a house in America.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
So let me keep this.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
This is someone ever does She's Billy Madison, mortgage fraud.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You pee your pants? I pee my pants too, I
have been peeing your pants. Is cool.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I know only one of you can get the trophy,
but for the record, you also the show's over.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
We're back here tomorrow. Until then, be a Republican, be
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