Fox Across America with Jimmy Failla 7/18/25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a podcast from woor.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh, Hot damn.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
A cheating couple busted on the kiss cam at a
Coldplay concerts. Turns out, if they wanted privacy, they should
have went to the Stephen Colbert Show Fox Across America
with Jimmy Fala getting ready for an addition by subtraction
episode of the show, Stephen Colbert Walking the Plank over

(00:26):
at CBS Cennamatia. I will explain in great detail over
the course of the next hour why this is a
win for Republicans, Democrats, libertarians. Even if you're a member
of the Whig Party like Maxine Waters.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
The point is this show is for you.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Danny Polischuk is going to be here to talk about
the Epstein client list, because I'm not shutting up.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
This guy will say anything.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
We're also going to get into things with Jersey Joe Kancha,
who is throwing a couple of challenge flags at the
media this week. I gotta be honest, there's enough things
to challenge. We're gonna need Tommy John surgery by the
time this thing is over, eight at eight seven and
eight nine to nine one zero. If you want to
be a part of the show, it is a show
that has one rule. Every day. Man, it is a

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reverse cold are I said at the time we started
the show. I said at the time we started Fox
News Saturday Night Comedy does not have a political party.
Comedy is a party. Okay, if you were throwing a party,
you would not ask the hot chicks who they voted for.
You know, if you're throwing a keg party in the
backyard and a girl shows up in your backyard, you know,

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and a boobs all pushed up and see, you don't
go hey, honey before you come in. I I just
got to know who you voted for and to let
nobody cares. The point is you're here to laugh. You
have here to have a good time. So for the
next three hours, if you'd like to engage in any
such shenanigans, all we ask is that you be a Republican,
you be a Democrat.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Just don't be.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
A happy Friday, everybody, and it is a good Friday
from me. Is a guy who roots for comedy. I
absolutely positively am never going to celebrate a guy getting
fired because most of us still aren't sure how I
got hired. We don't even know what I'm One day,
I was driving along in a taxi. You know, there's

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only so many shots you can take at Jimmy Kimmel,
the guy hangs out with Magic Johnson. Okay, my career
was in a place five years ago where I would
have taken a blood donation from Magic Johnson. But the
point is, guys like him and Colbert set back late
night comedy as much as that couple app in Massachusetts
set back kiss cams at the Coldplay concert.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
They made it a disaster for everyone involved.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Here is Colbert announcing the good news of comedy Easter
clip one.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Before we start the show, I want to let you
know something that I found out just last night. Next
year will be our last season. The network will be
ending the Late Show in May. And yeah, I share

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your feelings. It's not just the end of our show,
but it's the end of the Late Show on CBS.
I'm not being replaced, This is all just going away.
And I do want to say I do want to
say that the folks at CBS have been great partners.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Okay, so that's part one of what has to be
a really difficult announcement. I mean, I'll be very clear
who'sting my own TV show is something I wanted to
do since fifth grade, and it's so much cooler than
I ever dreamt it would be. Because you think about
doing it, because you're like, that would be a fun
job and you'd have fun and you'd tell jokes, and
you'd hang out with cool people and you'd tell jokes
and they'd have fun, and you'd tell jokes, and you'd
be the guy in charge of writing all them cool jokes.

(03:43):
And you're like, wow, But it takes so long to
get one of these shows. Whether you're Colbert or Kimmel
or you're Jimmy Faloh, Greg gout Felt, it doesn't really matter.
But the point is you take so much time to
in struggle and you know so much writing and so
many soul crushing rejections, so many bad ideas that you
think are like this is the one. No, I'm telling you, Jenny.

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After I get done pitching this idea, the limos pull
it up. Well, yeah, car pulled up all all right.
It was a taxi. So for me, I just I
can't imagine, although I know the day is coming. It's
how showbiz works. It's a very finite window for all
of us. It's got to be a real kick in

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the nuts, you know, because the truth is when you're trying,
when you are trying to get to the top, you
really are helping yourself. How can I write better? How
can I edit better?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
You know?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Do I need to network better? Do I need to
book more spots at this club? Do I need to
be on the road a little bit more? What's up
with social media? It is such a self absorbed profession.
The most liberating thing about making it like you got
your own show, like understand from me. I started out
handing out flyers and tom Square on forty six in Broadway,
right next to the old Howard Johnson's, which I believe

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if you go there now, it's a meth land. I
believe it's a meth laborer whorehouse. I'm not sure. The
city's not in good shape these days. But the point
is I started out handing our comedy flyers on a
street corner, and on the day I got my own
TV show, I mean that whole month, they put me
up on the billboard, biggest billboard in Times Square. It's
called the Godzilla billboard, and it's the biggest one in

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Time Square, on top of the same street corner where
I started out handing flyers. I mean, Fox didn't know that,
but that's still just an incredible bookend to a journey
that really took me twenty years. But when you're sitting
there on the street corner you started out on and
you're seeing your face on a big giant billboard, the
most liberating thing is not that you did it, it's
that you can now.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Help other people do it.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Meaning you can put people on that are gonna get
more exposure and they're gonna boost their appeal on the
road and sell more tickets. Maybe you can put people
on and other bookers are gonna see them and start
using them on their show. Like That's been one of
the coolest things for me. It's like if you take
people like a Bringon a Lineman or a Dave Landou,
guys that go out and do Gutfeld, Now, okay, they
were found on our show, just the same as plenty

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of people did Guttfeld a lot and wound up on
other Fox News shows like me. Okay, a lot of
the shows you see me on are booking me because
they saw me on Greg Show. And I can tell
you this, the coolest thing about getting one of these
shows is the ability to help someone else recognize their
own dream, their own reckless pursuit in show business, which
is why I'm telling you the way forward for comedy.

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Whether you're Kimmel, whether you're Colbert, whether you're Jimmy Fallon
or Steph Myers or Seth Mauer, I don't whatever the
hell he's doing over there. After Fallon gets done tapp
dance and I like Jimmy Fallon. It's been very supportive
of me behind the scenes. But the coolest thing you
can do with one of these shows is not get
yourself famous and buy a bunch of speed boats, or
help your friends get famous so they can buy a
bunch of speedboats. The coolest thing you can actually do,

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specifically with a late night comedy show is you can
help America. Like I was raised on America, you rooted
for the country. Ronald Reagan was the president. Late night
comedy was common culture and what that meant as people
had an hour a night to put their political differences
aside and just laugh at wacky headlines, things that went

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on today.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Little skits.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
There's a little inside joke in Hollywood, and look, everybody's
chainsmoking on the set of the Tonight Show. It was escapism.
And what happened in the post Trump world of late
night is they became activists masquerading as comedians. And the
issue wasn't that they were constantly dunking on one side
of the aisle. Everybody tells you like, oh, got too political,

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got too woke, and you could say that, but if
you don't understand comedy, okay, then you don't get the
bigger problem. The bigger problem is when you start taking
yourself seriously as a comedian, you start defeating the point
of people hanging out with you, which is that they
don't have to take life seriously because they are in

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the presence of a clown. That's the point of a comedian.
You don't have to care anymore because this guy here, okay.
And I say that because when it comes to somebody
like Colbert, that was the ultimate era. It's not that
he was, Oh, don't get on Republicans. Listen, if you
watch my show on Greg Show, we definitely make fun

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of more Democrats than Republicans. I mean, Greg is, you know,
largely largely Republican. It's almost a rally most nights, but
in a funny one, you know, they do good things,
and you know, Trump tweets lots of nice things about
him just the same, and I'm sure that's just wonderful.
But the point is, we definitely shoot at the targets
that are the richest ones. If we're taking more shots

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at Democrats, do you want to know why. It's not
because Gutfeld's trying to get Republicans elected. It's because the
Democrats elected a man who had dementia. Okay, the Democrats
told us that men could have babies.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, the Democrats told.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Us Kamala Harris was sober enough to run the country.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yes, we're gonna go where the targets are.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
If you watch Fox New Saturday night, you're gonna see
a lot of commentary on Trump tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
You're going to see it last week. You got to
see it the week before.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Because the guy's in power, he makes news, So you
kind of go where the targets are. But what Colbert
did is obviously the Democrats were off limits. Like he
tells you, Donald Trump is a threat to democracy, an
existential threat for challenging the results of an election. I'm
going to go out on a limb, okay and tell
you that Donald Trump is not the first guy to

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question the results of an election. How many times have
I played you this montage?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
As I've been telling candidates who have come to see me,
you can run the best campaign, you can even become
the nominee, and you can have the election stolen from you.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Now, did Colbert ever go out and call her a
threat to democracy?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
The answer would be no, because it was activism.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Masquerading is comedy, and the activism came with so much hypocrisy. Okay,
Colbert likes criticizing and talking about Democrats with his audience
as much as Hillary likes talking about cigar with her husband. Okay,
it's not gonna happen. It's not what they do. And again,
you could still forgive that if they're catering to a
niche audience, and the niche audience likes that. It's a

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bunch of self hating white people on the Upper West Side,
it's a bunch of self hating white people inside the
DC Beltway and everybody out in Parkslope, Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
You know, I get it.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I get that that can be your niche and you
could still make it your niche, and you could still
succeed if you act like a comedian. Once you attach
that level of self importance to yourself, you start to
alienate that vibe that brings people together and you make
them feel not like they're in the presence of a
good time that's a complete free for all, but they're

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in the presence of a partisan lecture. And before you
think I'm just pulling this out of my butt, here's
Stephen Colbert. Tell me if it sounds like he has
a little bit of an agenda here talking clip three.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
One of the old saws is they just want somebody
they can have a beer with.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
So would you like to have a beer with me?
So I can tell people what that's like.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Okay, Oh yes, Kamala.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Now we asked ahead of time, because I can't just
be giving a drink to the vice president.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I had says ask me.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
You asked for Miller highlight.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I'm just curious.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
The last time I had beer was at a baseball
game with Dougs.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
There you go, ooh, it's like the beautiful City of
Milwaukee beer.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
That Woody Woodpecker laughed.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Kamala is awful with her weird laugh campaigning for Kamala.
Listen to this one This is fantastic stuff right here.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Clip four. He's talking to doctor Fauci. Nice to see again, doctor,
Good to be withness, boy.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Always always a pleasure, always a pleasure to have you on.
I gotta say, you are a spry eighty three years old.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
Have you.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Have you thought about running for president? No? No, no,
it's just whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh my god, that's so embarrassing. He's saying Anthony Fauci
should run for president.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
He should be behind bars. Guys.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Anthony Fauci got a criminal pardon for the things he
did at the top of our health system. But that's
what I mean by Colbert. Do you know who his
last guest was yesterday? It was Adam Schiff. Adam Schiff
was the guest on the show. The last two guests
he had on Adam Schiff and Elizabeth Warren.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Think about that. One guy's getting in trouble.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
For fraud on the mortgage for his house and the
girls in charge for fraud with a tp okay. The
point is all he could do was champion democratic causes,
and you could pull that off if you're funny doing it.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
And I don't doubt somebody found.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Him funny doing it because the guy was on TV
ten years, made a hundred million dollars, but he really
did take himself too seriously. And the same thing happened
obviously with Kimmel. We've talked about that great length. I
always tell you, Jimmy Kimmel is a reverse stripper. What
does that mean? Kimmel cried after Trump won the election.
Think about that. He cried on TV when Trump won

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the election. As a comedian, you have one job, which
is to bring people joy, happiness, escapism, lighten the mood.
Kimmel did the opposite of that job. It's a reverse
strip Like imagine you went to a strip club and
every time they played another song, she put on another
layer of clothing. You'd be like, what the hell's going
on here? But that's why he was the first guy
to issue his condolences to Stephen Colbert. Okay, there is

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this brazen lack of self awareness amongst comics who take
themselves seriously, which is how Colbert wound up starring in
the infamous vaccine video.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
And I'm sure you've seen it all over Twitter today.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
But when Donald Trump was making the vaccine operation warp
speed in the summer of twenty twenty Stephen Colbert was
running sketches for vax A lax which was gonna make
you get by even though the big pharmaceutical companies were
going to force a vaccine on you that wasn't tested
and you were worried about dying as long as they
made their money.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
After spending the run up to the twenty twenty election
telling you that Trump and the pharmaceuticals were going to
kill you with the vaccine, he then about faced with
Biden in office and the vaccine mandate coming down the
pipe and recorded a song. It was the song Tequila
by War. Okay, shilling for what the vaccine. Here's a

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snippet clip.

Speaker 8 (14:28):
Seven vaccine, vaccine is what he said.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
And I truly believe, Okay, I really mean this after
watching that video, I really believe Jeffrey Epstein hung himself.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I think he was sitting in a cell he saw
that video and he was like, you know what, enough
is enough already?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
But again and again and again, as somebody who cares
about late night, as somebody who took twenty years to
get his hands on his own little tiny show here
on the Fox News Channel. I am telling you because
I care when you get the professors out of comedy.
It's a win no matter who you're voting for. Today
is a day to rejoice. I don't want to see
anybody get fired. I really it means. I mean, listen,

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consolation prize. The guys like one hundred million dollars in
the bank, and I'm selling pictures of my wife's feet
on OnlyFans to pay the bills. I mean, don't get
me wrong, they're my feet. I just use her picture
because it brings in more money. But the point is
when you get rid of the lecturers who divide the
country instead of bringing them together with comedy, it is
addition by subtraction. There it is Fox across America with

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Jimmy Fayla, your radio buddy, going to become your TV buddy. Tomorrow.
We got a hot one. Carly Shimkiss is coming by
to talk about that Coldplay concert. The couple is like
hugging along on the kiss cam and then they you know,
they do the old slam the laptop shut. You know,
if you ever walked in a room where someone immediately
slams the laptop shot so violently you think he broke

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the screen. You know, nothing says a goat was down
in Tijuana like a laptop slamming with the velocity of
a Randy Johnson fastball. Carl Shimpkiss is coming by the
talk about that story, and we're going to be getting
into a Mob Rules segment tomorrow night. Julie Vanderis and
Aaron Berg are gonna be talking about Trump's threat to

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rescind the citizenship of a woman by the name of
Rosie O'Donnell.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
She's wors san Kamala.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
A lot of people feel that way. Comedian Ryan Reese
is gonna be there as well, talking about the sexiest
accents in the world, a lot of good comics. We'll
obviously got to get into the the Colbert stuff, and
I'm gonna spend a minute on that when we come back,
because there's one other Colonel of wisdom that I need
to impart. And then we're gonna share some fantastic news
about the economy coming out of the White House. And

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I gotta tell you, as a guy who grew up
driving a taxi, I talk about it, you know, endlessly,
mostly because I'm just trying to inspire somebody out there
who feels like they're trapped in life that hey, man.
If I could keep going, you can keep going. We
can all get where we need to be. I mean,
that's the whole point of living in America. But when
I get good economic news, it means a lot to
me because I think of all of those broke Jimmy
falis out there, and the good news for this country

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as we are on an upswing under Biden. My God,
like the country was so broke the Statue of Liberty
was selling feet picks on only fans. But I think
we're headed to a better day. I'm going to play
the sound to prove it when we come back. Hallelujah.
Good economic news for everybody on Fox across America.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh hot, damn. Jimmy promised you some good.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Economic news before we went to break, and Jimmy is
not only going to give you the good economic news,
but he's going to continue to talk about himself in
the third person. I think we're doing a Ricky Henderson
hour on Fox Across America right now. Ricky Henderson was
played for the Yankees and the Mets and the Oakland A's.
I mean, he actually played for everybody. By the time
it was over, it was a blue Jay. He was

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an Indian. He was a padre. I believe he was
a Tampa Bay ray. I mean he did it all, okay,
And a shout out to Ricky Henderson's the greatest leadoff
hitter of all time. Ricky Henderson loved to talk about
himself in the third person. And what's really funny if
you've never heard the story, is the Yankees had a
pitcher by the name of Tommy John. He is the
guy who inspired what we now know to be Tommy
John surgery. In any event, when Tommy John pitched, because

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he was religious and some of the Yankee supporters were religious,
they would hold up the sign behind home plate with
the Bible verse. They would just hold up it would
say John three sixteen, okay. And that was at every
Tommy John start in Yankee Stadium. At least five or
six people would be holding that up and you'd see
it on TV.

Speaker 9 (18:49):
Well.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Anyway, one day, at Ricky Henderson's locker after a game,
they a reporter asked him for the Daily News, what
do you think of all these John three sixteen signs
they hold up behind home plate? And Ricky goes, I
don't want to hear about no John hitting three sixteen,
Ricky hitting three thirty so funny. He's just such a character.
He was completely out the lud Man. I don't want

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to hear about No. Three sixteen Ricky hitting three thirty.
It's amazing. I love Ricky Anderson, who was my favorite
player growing up on the eighties Yankees with matting Lee
and Dave Winfield and pasqual Perez and all those guys.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Mike Pagliarrulo shout out the packs.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
But the point is good news on the economy matters,
because if you are going to go root for the
Yankees or any other Pro Bowl team, you're probably gonna
pay about twenty two dollars for a beer. Now, that
might not sound affordable today, but if we can keep
on this track, it will. Here's Caroline Levit at the
White House clip eight.

Speaker 10 (19:39):
The American dream is back, and everyday families are already
reaping the benefits of this incredible economic turnaround. In just
six months, President johnp has ended the era of economic
surrender and implemented powerful tariffs to stand up for our
workers and businesses and rebalance America's trading agreements. All of

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the doom casting from the so called experts claiming that
these tariffs would be the end of the world as
we know.

Speaker 11 (20:06):
It's the opposite has occurred.

Speaker 10 (20:08):
Tariffs are not inflationary, as President Trump has said all along.
In reality, tariffs are a source of massive revenue.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Now you might say to me, hey, Jimbo, that sounds
great and all, but it's just a prepared statement from
the White House Press secretary. They're trained to get out
there and tell you things are going well under this president.
But the data is actually what supports it. So they've
brought in two hundred billion dollars in tariffs right now,
and as it pertains to the job creation, ninety seven
percent of it has been for American born labor. Foreign

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born labor down five hundred and forty six thousand jobs
since Trump got into office, So you understand it is
a win domestically when they're trying to bring back manufacturing jobs,
when they're lowering inflation. The only thing they have at
LOWD is the interest rate. And it really has become
just the petty Real housewives back and forth between Trump

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and Jero Powell, who you know he keeps tweeting is
too laid and keeps screwing us over and he is
screwing us over. The economic indicators are there, but I
don't know what the motivation is. I just know that
once those interest rates come down, look out world, because
everything else is already cheaper to begin with. But when
you talk about making the American dream accessible, nothing hurts

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it more than rising interest rates. Something I would tell
you really quickly is I own my house on a refinance.
I believe we pay like three point seventy five percent,
which is unheard of. Okay, under Biden, the interest rates
went all the way up to nine percent. By me,
do you understand nine percent on a mortgage is thousands

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and thousands of dollars When you buy a house in
New York that I'm talking like where I live, an
entry level house by me. That's gonna sound crazy around
the country. People by me by like fixer ruppers for
like eight or nine hundred thousand dollars. I'm talking like
you couldn't move in it's nine hundred thousand dollars. You
have work to do. That's New York, that's San Francisco.
So you understand when you tack on five or six

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points on the interest rate, Yeah, you've got to be
turning tricks. In the shed just to make ends meet.
And Jenny Is use the code word fox across America.
You get fifty percent off on the weekend. I kid
stop it. But when you hear that interest rates got
as high as they did, you realize so many people
like me who bought a house. I only bought my house,
and I was like, what am I forty eight? I
bought it when I was like forty one. I wouldn't

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own it to this day if the interest rates were
that high. So I can't sit here and express any
level of satisfaction knowing how many people are being denied
the joy and the purchase, the buy in that you
get to society when you own a piece of it. Okay,
when you own something, you can invest in your community,
like I would tell you this where Lincoln was predominantly raised.

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From the time he was about six months old till
he was about nine years old. We lived at a
rental house and everybody in the block was really friendly.
We talked to them all the time, but we never
like hung out, we ever like had them over because
we didn't know we'd be there for long, so we
weren't really like invested in the Blockie it's see everybody
when we walked our golden retriever Bailey, but we weren't
holding like Wednesday night card games. You weren't like a member,

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you know, an invested member in the community. And some
of that I had to do with my schedule and
me running around being a comedian. But now where I
live now got my neighbors have drank more booze in
my backyard than I have. I told you I have
two dirt bag buddies that work on the Howard Stern Show.
They're delightful people, but if they come over like they're
moving in, they're not coming by to like listen to
a few gems and watch Jimmy Tel's showbiz stories, Like

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I don't even need to be there, they're just coming by.
And I can tell you, as crazy as that gets,
it's still funny to me because now I feel like
a bigger part of the community, and I want to
believe that the White House understands the need to give
other people that feeling. So the emphasis on interest rates
and the push they're making is a It's a good
thing and it's a necessary thing, and to me, I

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consider it to be the biggest deliverable in the next
two or three years for the Trump administration. Okay, outside
of that, probably, all things considered, the border will be
the number one driving force of this economy, just because
it changes the landscape in terms of revenue, supply and
demand for the American worker. The fact that there's now
less fentanyl on the streets, the fact that they're not

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backing off the throttle when it comes to Tom Holman
and the ICE deportations. Okay, they know right is might
and yeah, there are paid protesters attacking ICE agents and
it's horrific. And we had an explosion earlier in Los
Angeles where being told that was accidental from what we know,
we're certainly keeping those people in mind. But the reality is,
most Americans get that the compass was broken. Most Americans

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get that we were fighting the wrong battles. We shouldn't
have been telling men that they're toxic and they should
think about having babies. Men can have babies, guys, if
they can, where does it come out of? Out of curiosity?
There's no good option having abut baby? Are you having
a ween baby? I don't know where there's thing's coming
out of h but none of it sounds pleasant to me.

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But the Democrats became a party of pretend. Okay, and
it's one of the reasons why you won't hear people
lamenting the loss of Stephen Colbert show. Stephen Colbert was
pretending Trump is hitler. Stephen Colbert was pretending like democracy
was on the ballot. But Stephen Colbert was trying to
get Kamala Harris elected, a woman who was installed basically

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via a soft coup by the donors. Okay, Joe Biden
won a primary, got fourteen million votes. When they decided
you have to come off the ticket. They didn't give
the voters any say there was no democracy. They're like, nah,
the donors want you, just go with Kamala. We can't
really fire a black lady in the age of identity politics,
so we're gonna tell the whole country everybody's racist. We

(25:48):
can't really fire the black lady. But boss, she's day drunk.
She can't complete a sentence without breaking into a laughing
spasm for no reason.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Shut up racist. She's the nominee.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
And that's how it worked, And that's why most objective
observers of Colbert will watch him and go ae, this
guy's not really not really trying to tie this thing together.
He's really just ostracizing anybody who doesn't agree with him,
and the problem became even if you agreed with him,

(26:19):
it's still hard to laugh at most of the things
they said. And when you look at the people sticking
up for him, like Chris Hayes. You know Chris Hayes
from MSNBC. He looks like a fat seven year old.
He always looked young on the air, but he went
through I think he's trying to prove men can get
pregnant now. He's very doey, very and again I say
that is the only TV host who's not on ozembic. Okay,

(26:42):
I look like a before model in most diet ads
that you see on TV. That being said, Chris Hayes
actually has like the veneer of a fats, like a
really fat seven year old who'd be bad on roller skates,
like you know the kids who run on rolling He'd
totally be that kid, although he doesn't look like running.
That being said Chris heay his tweets that the whole
mark of a good democracy is whether or not comedians

(27:03):
can make fun of the president in power. Guys, are
you gonna tell me with a straight face that comedians
haven't been able to make fun of Donald Trump. Donald
Trump came down the escalator in June of twenty fifteen.
I don't think Jimmy fallon, Jimmy Kimmel or Stephen Colbert
or Seth Myers, if you put him under the comedian umbrella.
I don't think they've told a joke about anything but

(27:26):
Donald Trump since he came down that escalator in June
of twenty fifteen. And that's my favorite thing about it
is when everybody says this is like fascism. You know,
this is a dictator, this is a strong man. The
idea that Trump is a fascist who's gonna use the

(27:46):
government to kill off the opposition, stifle free speech, and
ban elections.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Okay, that's who Trump is.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
He's gonna ban elections, he's gonna ban critical speech, he's
gonna jail his opponents. Nevermind that they try to jail
him and did. Okay, but the idea that that's who
Trump is a fascist And like all fascists, he waited
until he had won an election, lost an election, then
ran for another election, got into power.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
But he's still not doing the fascist thing.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yet he's waiting, he's building up, he's working long cod
That's what they want you to believe. And it's so
embarrassing because it is pretend stuff what the Democrats did.
And this is the problem for Kimmel, it's a problem
for Colbert, it's a promise for Seth Myers. Okay, what
the Democrats did wrong, and this really matters, is it
was so important to them to beat Trump that they

(28:44):
manufactured a hysteria like Trump would have lost in twenty
sixteen if they would have reported on him fairly. Okay,
when he came down the escalator, we agreed with a lot.
He said, Yes, Washington's selling us out. They suck, We're
in massive debt, the border's wide open, We've got too
much crime. Why the hell are we paying so much
in taxes? We loved it, But when he came down

(29:06):
that escalator, we were actually at the peak of people
getting fired for saying the wrong thing, and there was
a societal appetite to let people get fired for saying
the wrong thing because we didn't want to get fired
for agreeing with it. When cancel culture was new, it
was powerful because we didn't understand what was behind it.
Social media was like a half hour old, and every

(29:26):
time you opened it up, somebody else was getting fired
for doing something at a show you weren't even at,
or someone got in a disagreement at a grocery store
checkout line. You like, how do you talk to somebody
like that, find out her name, get me her employer.
I'm gonna get her fired, and you're gonna click like
And that's what the world to become. And if they
had reported on Trump honestly, he said a lot of crass,
pugnacious things out of the gate, and if they didn't

(29:48):
lie about them, okay, some people would have actually been like, yeah,
we can't elect this.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
This is a mess. He slammed John McCain.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
He's like, my I like my heroes that don't get caught. Listen,
I don't know if you if you voted for John McCain,
it doesn't matter to me one way or the other. Okay,
But traditionally, you don't win the Republican nomination by slandering
a guy that was a pow You don't, I promise
you don't get the veterans support Trump does. But we're
living in a different world. And when the media started
to lie about Trump like they said, oh, he called

(30:18):
all Mexicans drug dealers and rapists.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
He didn't. Okay, that's the point. He didn't.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
He said, Mexico, they're not sending their best. They're sending drugs,
They're sending crime, and the rest I assume are good people. Okay, again,
not ideal. I don't know that you'd pay a Beltway
insider to write you that type of speech.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
But when the media ran right out and was like.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Wow, Trump said all the Mexicans or drug dealers are rapists,
a lot of people were like, hey, wait a minute,
what if the media is pulling a fast one?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
And it went on.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
They said he slandered gold Star parents. Do you remember
all that? And people started to see the Trump side
of this. They went, whoa, what if the media that
we've been trusting back to the days of Walter Cronkite,
What if the media that sold us into the Iraq
War on the premise that they had weapons of mass destruction?
What if those people have been lying to us the

(31:12):
whole time? And therein came the initial wave of support
for Trump, and it picked up after he won the election,
and the critical disdain for the media really manifested itself
in a lot of people who saw them try and
manipulate other things. Trump said, who could ever forget the

(31:33):
fine people on both sides? Hoax? They said, Trump said
there were fine people on both sides. I can't believe
we live in America whether president would not condemn neo
Nazis and white nationalists in Charlottesville.

Speaker 12 (31:46):
And you had people and I'm not talking about the
neo Nazis and the white nationalists because they should be
condemned totally.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Hey, wait a minute, what do you mean the media
told me he said it would just fine people.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
And yes, he went on to.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Say they were fine people on both sides, but he
condemned explicitly the neo Nazis and the white nationalists. And
more people went, oh yeo, whoa, whoa, Wait a minute,
this media is really lying. And because they cheated their
angles on a guy who would have otherwise probably been beatable, okay,
they galvanized more and more people to his cans. And

(32:21):
that went on with everything, the Russian collusion hoax, okay,
the impeachment over Joe Biden and Ukraine. By the way,
Joe Biden pardoned his whole family because of what they
were doing in Ukraine. But the Democrats impeached Trump for
wanting to look into what they were doing in Ukraine.
Think about that, and supposedly Trump was the bad guy.
But again, people saw that, people saw all of the

(32:44):
post January sixth manipulation. People saw that, people saw the indictments.
We had never indicted a president once in the two
hundred and forty seven year history of the country. That's
how old we were when Trump got raided at mar
A Lago for classified documents. And I'm going to go
out in a limb and say that Donald Trump not
the first government official to have classified documents.

Speaker 11 (33:05):
I'm Hillary Clinton, and I approve this message.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
And the teachable moment here for the media, okay then,
and certainly now, and certainly for late night comedy is
if you're gonna stake your whole entire plan for victory
on calling somebody a liar, you yourself can't be full of.

Speaker 13 (33:26):
There it is.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
And I will tell you this because I care. Fox
across America with Jimmy Fallon. In the next hour, I'm
bringing by Danny POLISHUK Canadian comedian. You know, listen, we're
preparing him for the invasion. They're about to become our
fifty first state. He's got to know how things are
gonna work. Danny's coming by, and we're gonna have a
you know, yuck it up a little bit. With everything
going on in the media this week, the defunding of NPR, obviously,

(33:51):
all the Epstein conspiracies and everything in between. But what
we're really going to give you more than anything. So
I'm not even gonna talk Cobert with them. I don't care.
I'd like my campaign promise you, I won't even bring it.
I'll get it all out of my system during the
commercial break. I'll do everything I cannot to let it
spill into the show. Same goes for contraent. Okay, I
gave you a big lecture in this hour about how
if you're in my position behind a radio microphone on

(34:12):
two hundred stations in front of a TV camera on
Saturday nights on the biggest channel in the world, Okay,
you really do have a unique opportunity to help people,
help them come together, help them take off the edge,
help them not take life so seriously.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
And that's what we're going to do.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
So if you hear me get into some Trump analysis,
that makes you want to punch me in the face.
Get over it, okay, because believe me, you're never gonna
hate me as much as I hate myself. Have you
seen the things I wear on TV? And the same
goes with NPR, junk and everything in between. There's a
million jokes we're about to tell you. Most of them
won't be appropriate. Some of them you won't agree with,
but that's not the point of comedy. Comedy is supposed
to be treated like a buffet.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
You know, when you go to the buffet, if you
see an item you like, you grab the tongs, you
throw it on your tray. Okay. If you see an
item you don't like, you don't actually hold up the
line and scream at the chef and call them Nazi.
You just keep walking till you see another item you like.
You pick it up with the tongs and you throw
it on your tray. There's no point to care. We
all get our own tray. That's the point of comedy.

(35:10):
It is a buffet. Like it, put it on the tray,
don't like it, keep on walking, okay. And this buffet
analogy holds because when you get done at the buffet,
you do need to keep on walking. Okay, it's very
important because you and my friend are a salty fried,
fat slob like me. Okay, but Danny Polaschuck is coming
by in the next hour not to stave of an
intervention for my health and well being, but the focus

(35:32):
on issues that took center stage this week in the
headlines and have a little fun with them. So don't
go anywhere. We need all the ratings we can get
when we come back on Fox Across America.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Bang, here we go. Here we go back in our
middle hour.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Of the final episode of the week of Fox Across
America with Jimmy Fala, a three hour audio masterpiece sponsored
by the fine folks at Privileging. And I gotta tell you,
I must not look like I took the privilege in
this morning. They're giving me a guest for the full hour.
Oh you know sometimes you get a guest for ten minutes,
five minute. They're like, no, no, no, Danny, we need you
to get in there and we need you to not
leave for the full hour. I don't know what's going on.

(36:06):
I don't know how I look. But Danny, we're great man.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Stick in for some reason.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
He couldn't make eye contact when he said, but here
we go. But we've got Danny in studio for the
full hour. But it really is one of those funny
things in at eight seven to eight nine nine one year.
If you want to be a part of this, maybe
read me my truth. You know, if you ever got
the text message where somebody's like, I thought you might
like this, and then you open it and you're like,
my god, Like, what kind of vibe was I giving
off that people thought I'd enjoy a donkey as?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Oh man, I got to clean my act up.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Well, I'm having one of those introspective radio moments right now.
But it's good to see you, my man. Those I'm fine.
Those of you. I'm relieved as you are. As we
said last week, now that we know the Epstein list
isn't coming out.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Have you noticed it? There are some people in my
life that are in a much better mood. Oh yeah,
how long was this list? But we're gonna get into
that in so much more.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Danny, when we last saw you, was of course, on
a very highly rated episode of Fox News Saturday Night
Look at Us. But some of our viewers might be
getting killed at a drone strike this week. If they keep
talking about this Epstein thing, guys, it's over nothing.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
It only isn't over. But according to the White House,
it never happens. Sure.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Now, I have so much to get into in this hour.
I want to talk NPR getting funding cut. I want
to talk about the Biden auto pen. But you are
a comedian, and so much of what you and I
do in order to succeed with a room full of
strangers is we assert a basic truth that they can
all shake their heads yes at. If they agree with
the setup, they'll laugh at the punch. If they don't

(37:30):
agree with the setup, it's hard for the punch line
to work.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
In this instance, is everyone in this cabinet spent the
last five years telling us Epstein didn't kill himself. There's
a list of elite pedophiles. If we're in power, they're
all getting expended.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Something happened.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
This wasn't nothing, thank you, Okay. And I've been making
this analogy over and over again. Have you ever seen
the Peanuts episode It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown in
the Great Pumpkin. Just so you know, it's a Halloween episode,
and Linus is like you guys, gotta get down to
the pumpkin patch. Is every year on Halloween, the Great
Pumpkin flies over, brings all kinds of gifts and candy

(38:04):
and treats, and no one believes Lines the we gotta
your minds a flying pumpkin giving out treats, but Sally
believes him. She goes down to the pumpkin patch, blows
her Halloween, and spends all night of their four or
five in the morning, the pumpkin ain't coming. Yeah, okay,
and she has excommunicated Line is at this point they're
never going to talk again because he ruined Halloween. Well,
we're watching an episode called The Great Pedophile where everybody

(38:25):
was like, get down to the pumpkin patch. If you're
in the White House lawn on Halloween, the Great Pedophile
is gonna fly over. He's going to expose all the
elite pedophiles and away we go. Okay, And I think
what people are guilty of, and I keep coming back
to this this week is a lot of people on
the right in the media are guilty of over promising
and under delivering. You know, the old dadages you underpromise

(38:47):
and over do.

Speaker 14 (38:48):
I mean, maybe they're guilty of just kind of taking
a politician at the word yeah maybe yeah too.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I mean the media didn't make any promises. He was
just kind of like, hey, but I want to call
a fair fight here. So Dan Bongino was one of
my colleagues here at Fox. He is an assistant Attorney general.
I guess under deputy. He's the deputy SDI director. Yes,
working under cash matel another guy who spent the last
five years.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
He has merch like just canve me Cleary.

Speaker 14 (39:16):
Dave Angin used to sell merch related to Epstein and
probably made millions.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Of dollars, millions and millions of dollars saying things like this, Josh,
that Jeffrey Epstein story is a big deal.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Please do not let that story go.

Speaker 12 (39:30):
Keep your eye on this, Catherine Rummler, I want you,
we need to keep the heat on this case.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Folks.

Speaker 12 (39:35):
There are a lot of people who are knee deep
in the Washington swamp who are not telling you the
truth about serious allegations out there that Epstein.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
May have had video and audio of people out there
doing things they shouldn't have been doing.

Speaker 12 (39:49):
And you should be asking yourself the question, how is
it that all these people, the CIA director, the Obama
fixer Bill Clinton, all intersected, passed with Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey
Epstein isn't with us anymore, and nobody seems to want
to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Oh so that's Dan Bongino, and that is worse than
my act.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
That's Dan Bongino saying nobody wants to talk about including
Dan Bongino. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (40:13):
I mean, I guess the nature of a swamp is
when you get in it, it just kind of bogs you.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Down, I know.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
And it's funny because he went on Fox and Friends,
our Heir and he was like, non folks, I'm telling you,
you know, I saw it. He killed himself. I know,
I know it's I said it last week.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I'm willing to believe he killed himself.

Speaker 14 (40:26):
Like I'll like, let's just remove that that that's maybe
not where we need to keep our fawn fair. Let's
take that away here. There's other stuff, Yeah, like, what
about the other stuff. What about the people who are
in the ten thousand.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Videos or whatever?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
If we've got a thousand videos of kiddie porn, okay,
And the explanation we got this week was, well, there's
no adults in it to charge, so there's no reason
to look at it. But the issue with it is
there's a digital chain of custody. There would be adults
to charge because that point was made by someone and
shared with someone, who shared with someone who shaded with
someone share it for some.

Speaker 14 (40:56):
I guess if what they're saying is, yeah, there's no
adults in it. They were just made by Epstein. Nothing
else happened.

Speaker 15 (41:01):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
We have gone from we have gone from Epstein documents
Phase one to this whole thing is a hoax. There's
nothing to see here. It's just kitty porn. Could you
ever answer your front door with cops at it and go,
there's nothing to see here, it's just kitty porn and
expect everybody to walk away. So the point is it
hasn't been handled well. And I would grant you okay
if you're Trump. Okay, we had this big headline yesterday.

(41:24):
He's had this chronic venus insufficiency, which is why his
hand was bruised or whatever. He is a little speed
bump here and there. He's eight years old. But his
presidency on the whole economy, good, border closed, you know
what I mean? Trending a really good direction, but he's
mad because he thinks this story's over shattering the stuff
shadowing the stuff that matters. But their communication strategy is
why it's happening. Yeah, oh absolutely, And what I think

(41:45):
they should have did, Okay, this is me doing crisis
management yesterday, is they could have jfk'd this thing. Give
out all the documents because they're not going to say
anything anyway like they did with JFK. Like if the
CIA killed JFK, guess what, there's not a letter going, hey,
we'll killing him on the twenty second.

Speaker 14 (41:58):
Yeah, don't put it in a document, being like every
single words redacted.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeah, you're like, what do you put out?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
What you can put out and say in an interest transparency,
this is all we know to the this is all
we know to be credible, and you throw it out there.
And he's trying to do that now. He said later
in the week, I've instructed the AD to release anything
she says is credible.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
But that's not where we started.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
We started with you're still talking about that, sure, and
then we're at.

Speaker 14 (42:21):
Like he's like, oh, the the Biden and Obama and Clinton.
You're like, he got arrested under your watch. Comy was
already gone for two years. He didn't even say like
Comy did, like Comy was gone.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
It wasn't a Comy. Just explain to us.

Speaker 14 (42:37):
The Alexander Acosta thing, how about that? How do we
start with?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Like Alexander A.

Speaker 14 (42:40):
Coosta The first time he got arrested Epstein and Florida,
Alexander A. Coosta was like, I've been told to lay
off of these intelligence this way about my pig.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
That that, and that happened during his confirmation hearing for
the first Trump administer.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
It's like I was totally belonged to intelligence.

Speaker 12 (42:54):
Now.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
I don't have any answer to what that means. I'm
just telling you that none of nobody does. And the
other thing is we're never gonna it's it's not coming
like it's good. It's a good doggy chew toy for
everybody to talk about, and it will overshadow his presidency
until he puts it away with something. And that's something
really could be a carefully managed document dump. I mean,

(43:16):
if you put out a phase one, I mean all
she should have done there is maybe not title at
phase one.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
No, she didn't say phase one of what one?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Phase one is a bunder Phase two is a bunch
of pull pretending Phase one never happened. And I think
that's why they're in the position they are. And I
think it's a good lesson for everybody listening out there
that there is a classic political adage of under promise
over delivered. Under promise means he if we ever get
into office, okay, we we look into this epsteine thing,

(43:46):
something not right about it under promise, and maybe you
get in you look, if you don't look, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
But if you are literally selling.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Merch, Don Junior has tweets where he goes, why would
anyone in power hide the eptein files?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Think about what that myths must mean? And again, but.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Here's another problem with this, Okay, and you know this
to be true. When you are the party out of power,
you're trying to curry favor with voters by attacking them
and distorting and embellishing on everything they've ever done.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
You know.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
It's like, I do believe the Democrats had a lot
of inept policies and during the Biden administration, but I
don't believe that the right wing social media slander of
they're literally trying to destroy the country from within.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
I don't believe that.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I believe there might be people in elite academia that
hate America and want communism and stuff. They're out there,
but I don't believe Joe Biden's motivation was to destroy
America from within the people. I mean, his motivation was
signed what you need me to so I can get
a pudding cup. But when you talk about even the
people running him, yeah, they wanted an open border because
it represented cheap labor, and it represented more congressional dollarge

(44:50):
at the counter and the census if you plan all that,
all the good stuff, and there's a lot of money
made in that open border. But the right wing assessment
of it was these are marks, literally like the enemy
is bong, you know what you mean that the enemy's
already here. And I was like, I don't know, are they?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Are they?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
And that's the problem is like everybody in both circles
is guilty of that sensationalist. The only thing I've been
encouraged by is at least the people on the right
are really mad at Trump publicly, some of them are, anyway.
Some of them got the memo and they're like, no,
there's not I heard Charlie Kirk be like, you know,
I take the president of there's word in front and
and Trump isn't in trust on a lot of issues.
But if you really did spend five years ago and

(45:27):
it's all pedophiles, we're gonna expose them, and now you
like it's a hoax, you're not supposed to just.

Speaker 14 (45:32):
Like and this isn't like some you know, oil deal
or something where you're like, yeah, someone got like paid
off and some money was kind of not accounted for.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
This is different than.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
That pedophilia, okay, underage prostitution, child trafficking, kitty porn, a
systemic like ring. So again, and they just could have
been lying about the extent of that. That's also a possibility.
So we're giving grace here. God, I was just gonna.

Speaker 14 (45:54):
Say, there's too many little hints where we're just gonna
be like, yeah, it was just everybody was kind of
lying to begin with.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Let's give you this, okay, in what world? In what
world does the Queen of England, you know the old adage,
the Queen of England who was in power for about
eighty years, Yeah, don't complain, never explain, And that was
the adage in Buckingham Palace. You don't you know, you
don't like something, don't say a word. You're a royal, Okay,
you've got to do something. Never explain, Just do it,

(46:20):
don't play. Never explain that duty. It's your obligation and
you're not supposed to do the woe is me thing,
you're a royal. But most importantly, and this is why
she excommunicated Harry and Meghan. They were doing their laundry
in public, they were airing out the palace, and she
hated them for that. So imagine how protective she was
of the inner workings of that palace and any malfeasans
they might have been a part of that. They were
willing to publicly excommunicate Prince Andrew and take away titles

(46:43):
and kick him out of his residence. That is a
very large admission of guilt for people who wouldn't cop
to jwalking on their own property.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Good point.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
There, you go, just laying Maxwell twenty years in jail
for a hoax. How would you like to be her
Appele's lawyer? Sure, guys, A president just said it was
a hoax. Yeah, total hoax.

Speaker 14 (46:58):
And I mean again, she's willing to I understand she's
willing to testify. But then people are like, well, she
could just make stuff up.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
To one thing I heard about from Caroline Levit. Yesterdad,
I am calling a fair fight here, folks. Do what
you want with it, Okay, my girl, Jackie Heinrich, who
workds here at Fox, said to Caroline Levitch. So the
President said the Jeffrey Epstein story is a hoax? What
part of it is a hoax? And what Levitt said
is she goes. The President is specifically talking about the
Democrats having interest in transparency when it comes to Jeffrey
Epstein because they were just in this building for four

(47:25):
years and never once made any effort to release this stuff, which,
again in theory, yeah, looks a little hypocritical and opportunistic
by the Democrats. Bought. The Democrats didn't run on will release. Yes,
of course that's where. Yeah, the Democrats ran on, Yo,
these are our buddies.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
We're out, we've written out. We got to get this money.

Speaker 16 (47:42):
Money, money, money, money, money, money money.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
The Democrats ran on, it's all about the Benjamin that
literally promised to be the p Didty part. Yeah, the
Didty Party. And where they ever back after this?

Speaker 10 (47:52):
Well, the idea was quoted from someone in the media
to the president. The President would not recommend a special
prosecutor in the Stein case.

Speaker 11 (48:00):
That's how he feels.

Speaker 10 (48:01):
And as for his discussions with the Attorney general.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
I'm not sure, so imagine that. And that's Caroline levin
Fox Cross America with Jimmy Phylop talking to our Jackie
Heinrich a little while ago about maybe not having a
special counsel. Now, something I heard to be clear, Eli
Honig at CNN, who is there legal analysts? You can't
miss him. He's the one that doesn't have his wangout.
Jeffrey Tuban. Tuba's still there, which is crazy, amazing. I

(48:27):
said this on Fox New Saturday. Apparently his agent has
more pull than him.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Cut on everybody.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Ellie Honig, who's their chief legal analyst, who was to
his credit when they were indicting Trump on all the
garbage stormy.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Yeah, he played it pretty fair.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
His garbage. He's like, no human being has ever been
charged with this. This looks very politically motivated. So I
take what Ellie Honig says with a degree of seriousness.
Here he is saying there's no reason to have a
special counsel and he gives a legitimate reason Clip six.

Speaker 17 (48:54):
It makes no sense. It would be purely a fig leaf.
It would cure nothing, it would solve nothing. All it
would do if there was a special Council appointment would
be to enable the administration to say, look, we did something,
we did something really dramatic.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
But this has no relationship to.

Speaker 17 (49:11):
The actual reasons special council have been used by both
Republicans and Democrats over the last fifty plus years.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
The reason you bring in.

Speaker 17 (49:18):
A special council is if you have a live criminal
investigation that poses a conflict of interest for the bosses
at DOJ. What would a special council even do here?
You're not going to prosecut Jeffrey Epstein, he's dead, Shelaine
Maxwell's in prison for twenty years, all the other potential
criminality is almost certainly too old outside the Statute of limitations.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
So it's a cover yep And that's what he's saying.
It would look like, hey, we're doing something, but it's
in theory. And this is the bigger, biggest problem you
have here is if this stuff is beyond the Statute
of limitations, you can't bring a case anyway. So everybody
that's told us heads was going to roll. We're telling
us at a time when it was too late for
them to roll.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Limitations. I thought the sexual limitations.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
I want to believe I thought that. I guess it
depends on like stuff like you know, but I think
it depends on the type of crime, like.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
The underage stuff. I think is pretty.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I tell you, the only guy who's been prosecuted is
Bill Gates, because Melissa was like, I'm taking forty billion
and I'm out of here, and it's been pretty vocal
about the Epstein thing. And Bill Gates is famously was like,
you know, looking back, I shouldn't have spent so much time.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
What were you doing? I mean, the guy could afford
his own island, Thank you, he did.

Speaker 14 (50:29):
You didn't need You're not like, oh, cool an island.
Something surely out of my grasp.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
There's something about underage hookers that's probably you feel less
guilty when there's other elite, powerful people around.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I want a winking going on.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I don't know the answer, but I do know you,
the listener, me, the broadcaster, dandy, the market.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
We're not going to get it, okay.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
What they're gonna give us from here is called a
Hollywood Know, and Hollywood know as they say, yes, yes,
well we'll re least these other docus.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Yes we're gonna get a special counsel.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
And it sounds like, yes, we're doing the thing you wanted,
But the answer is going to remain the same, like
we all need to make peace with the fact that
nothing's coming in.

Speaker 14 (51:05):
I think we get aliens before we get this. That'd
be a great distraction. Trump's probably right now being like
what we got on Area fifty one.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
We can release right now, anything anything, show them the bodies.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Let's go roswell. The Trump's gonna be doing opressor.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
In ros everything he goes, you know a lot.

Speaker 14 (51:24):
I decided it's just not for anything, but it's just
it's time to release this.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Enough's enough already. You deserve to know the truth. That's
so funny.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
And then Bongino's gonna resign and start doing it on
this podcast every day.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Those aren't the real aliens. Buy my shirt. There's these
other aliens.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
And again we have every right to sit here and
do this because everybody looks stupid right now. And three
theories I've posited them before. One is they were outside
the government and they were talking a big game to
hurt the Democrats, and they got in and they were like, wow,
I'm full of it.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
You know what I mean, I was misinformed.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Two is they got in there and they saw very
convincing intelligence that changed their mind that could have even
been manipulated by the people who wanted this.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
To go away.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Three is they got in there, they're like, wow, I
was right. Huh hmm. And then someone as they were
going through the files showed them a picture of their
family sleeping.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Yeah, and they're like, oh, well, didn't you know what,
he killed himself. That's crazy the guy who's actually the president.

Speaker 7 (52:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Yeah, we're not talking about this.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
It ain't Trump. I go back to one thing. Everybody says, oh, well,
if it was Trump, the Democrats would have leaked it,
And I've been saying, well, not necessarily, because if the
Democrats were on it, it wouldn't benefit them, of course, but
we're not going to no way. But I am sure
if there is a strategic way to leak it, they could.
I wonder because now they leaked the Dobbs decision about
Roe versus.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
We never locked that guy up, that's true.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
We don't know who committed the biggest mass shooting in
the history of this country at the Mandalay Bay about
six years ago, about longer than that now broke open.
The window had a weapons cachet that could have wiped
out a third world army, like most third world's army. Yeah,
think about that. I just was there and we didn't.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (53:03):
For something funny is my wife is like, she's really
obsessed with the story. And I joke, I was like,
let's stay at the Manduale Bay. She's like, we can't
stay at the Mandalay Bay. She's like the places. And
then we were going to Vegas for a weekend and
I like, they had the super cheap hotel, the four seasons. Yeah,
it's great, four seasons, but she had four seasons? Is
in the Mandalay Bay? Oh No, But it's a separate entrance.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
So that this is this is how you're justifying your
trip to Epstein Island. I get the rest of this
story when we come back bang there in this Fox
Across America. But Jimmy Failer. We got Danny Paula Shark
in studio for the full hour. It's Friday going big,
Love and life. Lover Boy said everybody's working for the weekend. Yeah,
lover person person we just misgendered a whole band. We're canceled.

(53:45):
We've been talking about everything going on in the world.
I wanted to give you so fascinated about this. We're
both married, huh okay, happily married.

Speaker 14 (53:52):
I'm I don't know how long. How long does newlywed
end up? Probably I'm actually out of it. I'm like,
it's like, how Toddler.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
How long were you married?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Just over a year?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
No, you're newly wet though you're in like that. I mean,
they call you a newly wed like when you're in
like the actual honeymoon phase and stuff. But even so,
I mean, if I'm married nineteen years, think about that,
nineteen years in August. You know, that's that's a when
Jenny fails a good egg. But what's interesting if you
have been following the Obamas is there was this hot
rumor that he might have been catting around with Jennifer

(54:23):
Aniston and they weren't together, and anyway, she had him
on the podcast this week. And one of the reasons why,
and this is like the curse of the Obamas, is
they got to be historic people. He got to be
president at such a young age, and now he's going
to live like another sixty years in irrelevance. Every time
they open their mouth, they become a little more irrelevant

(54:43):
because they're giving a lot of hole monitor type lectures
from places that lack self awareness.

Speaker 14 (54:48):
Sure, and it's one of my favorite things. They are
slumming it doing podcasts. Yeah, yeah, Like why like her
podcast like does the same numbers as my podcast?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yeah, and she probably may have.

Speaker 14 (55:00):
Barack Obama on your showing your Michelle Obama And they're like, yeah,
I guess we do a podcast on YouTube. You're like,
that was the punishment for us, Like we did we
like the guys like in comics, They're like, we did
podcast because they're like, that was our punishment.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
And to those are the people out there doing the
hiring and firing. I'm gonna go ahead and argue that
Michelle makes a hundred million more than Danny Day.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Oh maybe, I mean.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
It's up there. You said yours was like eighty two million.

Speaker 14 (55:23):
Your house on Martha's Vineyard is a lot nicer than mine.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
So the point is I've been saying this. The media
allowed the Obamas to bumper bowl in public life. They
wouldn't let them throw gutter ball. They didn't criticize them
because they didn't want to lose access. Yea, they Buckingham's Palace,
the White House. Sure, I've said that forever. So when
Iran got fifty billion dollars worth of cash, is the
biggest state sponsor of terrorism in the world, and continued

(55:50):
to chant death to America, nobody in the media was like,
I don't know, maybe do we.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Have a receipt for this? No, they're literal slogan.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
You know, if the if it's called the Affordable Care
Act and my healthcare premium goes up three hundred percent,
and somebody might go, I don't know if that we
have a different same definition if affordable. But nobody in
the media call them out so in their post presidential
life while they're out here doing all this preaching, and
it does drive me crazy that they are the symbol
of all of the growth in this country at a
country was found at a time of institutionalized slavery, which

(56:18):
literally fought a civil war where people killed siblings and
fathers and parents to level that playing field. Then we
took additional work and took the civil rights movement to
get us to nineteen sixty four and then we finally
elect the first black president, and they've used them to
tell us how racist we are. And I'm like, no, no, no,
you're the proof of the progress. Doesn't mean we're perfect.
It just means you're not possible if we haven't institutionally

(56:41):
overcome that, you know.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
But they've used it to go the other way.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
And what's interesting this week is they're trying to sell
us on the idea that like they're self aware, they've
heard the rumors about their marriage, but everything's fine. I
want you to hear this hello and tell me if
it sounds like they're acting. This is clip fifteen, welcome
to look at you.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Wait you guys like each other?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Oh yeah, really that's the don't start.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I can't it. It's so nice to have you in
the same room.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
I know, because when we aren't, folks think we're divorced.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Now what you just heard is a crisis management team
getting ahead of a story because it means people close
to them know that they probably were separated or.

Speaker 15 (57:36):
Wrong with people.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
People fight with their spouses.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
But did that not sound like when the rapper the
Gay Rapper records a song about how much he likes boobs.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
You're talking about Will Smith.

Speaker 14 (57:47):
I don't know, but I don't know if you've seen
Will Smith's recent work. Yeah, yeah, I love pretty Girls song.
That's that's a weird one.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Well I met Cisco you know songs don't and he
was like, oh my god, I love your worker. It's
so funny. I love that you wear a pink on Fox.
And I was like, oh, interesting. So he wasn't being specific. Yeah,
he wasn't being specific on who he wanted to sing
in it. So the Obama thing to me looks like

(58:16):
a little bit of a PR team being like, listen,
you got to get ahead of this story. Maybe not,
maybe so, but it looks contrived to me. But that's
not where I want the focus to go. I want
to talk about them specifically. So here is Obama whoo
and she is talking about another issue they have no
self awareness on. Do you remember when Michelle on this
same podcast was like, we had to pay for our

(58:39):
own food in the White House. It's like, it's hard.
People don't tell you that it's hard. It's expensive to
live in the White House. Like, dude, you live in
the white House.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Sorry, what do you mean pay for your own food.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Because there are certain meals that aren't provided by the taxpayer.
If you go on a trip or something, you're the
president of the United States, you're.

Speaker 14 (58:56):
About to like, when this is over, you're about to
get like five hundred thousand dollars an hour.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah, yeah, she makes seven hundred and fifty thousand speech.
But anyway, that's the point. If you have four or
five hundred million in the bank, nobody wants to hear
about your struggle session to buy a Turkey club because
a lot of people listening to the podcast are broke.
That was the problem with Megan Markle. Of course, Megan Markle,
she's an absolute sociopath. One of the funniest things that
ever happened to me on TV is we were watching
Megan Markle when remember when she was new and they

(59:22):
went to Africa on that PR two and she broke
down crying because someone asked how she was doing. They
were in a village of people who were entirely populated
by victims of land mines, and it's literally like just
like a thumb walking by and someone's like, in, how
are you doing this morning? And she's like she started
doing the actor cry. She's like, thank you so much

(59:43):
because no one, no one has thought about me on
this journey. And I'm like, yeah, Megan, everybody watching would
love to walk a while in your shoes if only
they had feet. Yeah, okay, but anyway, no self awareness.
Nobody wanted to hear rich people. But what happens is
when victimhood became currency, me too.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
There's a lot of good meat too's out there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Then there's a lot of people who had regret sex
and were like, oh, you get something right now. If
you say something bad happened to you. This is my mum,
not me either Man or boil Man. Shit, it's a
long season. Nobody goes undefeated, okay. But with victimhood became currency,

(01:00:23):
a lot of rich people were like, this is a
street cred moment. And this is what the Obamas jumped into.
And they lack self awareness. When you're telling us that
life was hard in the White House while you're in
one of three mansions yeah, DC Maarthur's vineyard, Hawaii that
we know of. They also have the Chicago one. They
also good, they're getting by. They also again, when you

(01:00:44):
make seven hundred and fifty thousand of speech, Okay, with
a little coop on it, you can make ends meet. Look,
you get creative, it's gonna be challenging. Yeah, okay, you're
gonna need Raku ten or one of those apps to
maybe save you a few pennies.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
You mention you make a book like you write a book.

Speaker 14 (01:00:57):
You didn't even write hundred million instant best seller, and
it's actually just a warehouse full of books that Golden's
make up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Think about this.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
If she was getting a seven hundred and fifty thousand
dollars speech endownment, what.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Is he making? Oh, at least a million?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Easy, Yeah, which makes this next clip upsetting to me.
They're talking about the death of chivalry. Just I want
you to hear this because we can argue that people
have lost their manners and stuff. My son hasn't. He
knows going to shake you hand, look you in the eye.
I'm like Lincoln, I can't do it. You need to, Yeah,
I can't. Not some of the stunts I've pulled over
the years. I'm not looking at anybody in the eye. Uh,

(01:01:31):
that's funny. But here is Obama. Here's the gripe clip eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Talking to Sasha.

Speaker 7 (01:01:35):
Sometimes they go out with their friends and you know
they're in a group and the guy's got crocodile arms.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
You know, it's like not picking.

Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
Up not picking up the check, and it's like, okay,
you don't have to pick it up all the time.
But if you're never picking enough, right, that's if you're
never opening a door or pulling out a chair, because
that's just courtesy, that's just me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
First of all, all they do is complain about people.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Second of all, one of the reasons the boys aren't
reaching for the check with your daughters is they know
you're worth like a billion dollars.

Speaker 15 (01:02:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:02:11):
Also, did they imply that that's not on a date?
Like was that like that sounds like there's going out
with their friends?

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Yeah? What friends situation? Do you go with friends and
the guys are just expected to pick up the check?
Hey man in your twenties?

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah, seriously, when no one has jobs and stuff like that.
But to take it a step further with their daughters
are inheriting? Is the world the Obama's foot for sure,
where the guys actually aren't supposed to be superior and
take up the check.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Do you want a quality or not?

Speaker 15 (01:02:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Because real equality. I'm kidding. I'm not going to finish
that joke. We need these jobs. Danny Polo shucks in studio.
I don't know for how much longer I'll be here,
but uh no, there's just the brazen lack of self awareness.
That's where the media really hurt them. I'll give you
one more because he's talking about boys and uh here's

(01:02:56):
I like this clip clip seventeen.

Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
We can rightly have tried to invest in girls to
make sure that there's a level playing field and then
that they're not barred from opportunities. Wrong, but we haven't
been as willing, I think, to be intentional about investing
in the boys, and that's been a mistake and I
think people are starting to recognize that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
So I'm gonna throw a challenge flag. Okay, we have
rightly tried to invest in girls to make sure there's
a level playing field. Have they done that in the
Democratic Party? Letting men jump in the swimming?

Speaker 12 (01:03:30):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
I don't know that the playing fields level.

Speaker 14 (01:03:33):
To be honest, the stuff that they're talking about didn't
even exist. You're like, what were they barred from doing before?

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
That's the point.

Speaker 14 (01:03:38):
It's like they literally it's like more college graduates or women, like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
When you look at average salary and stuff, the gender
pay gap is a myth and when you talk about it,
and this is their biggest problem. Is so much of
what they're doing as a straw man argument. Oh there's
no deliverable. That's the problem, of course. And this the Democrats.
They got away with this for a long time because
when the media it really did have influence people like

(01:04:03):
it could it could arc the zeitgeist in a different way. Yeah,
but no one buys any of this right now.

Speaker 14 (01:04:08):
Well, they're they're running all vibes before. They're just like,
there's all nothing solid, pure vibes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Yes, we can hope and change. Yeah, but isn't it
crazy to watch the guy go from yes we can
to no, we can't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
They're literally selling you all there.

Speaker 14 (01:04:21):
I mean, they're in the dumps so badly that like
introspection is mandatory at this point because they're just like,
how do we turn this thing around? They go, yeah,
I guess we should have just like you know, all men. Yeah, yeah,
probably a bad idea. A lot of people were saying
that for a while. I chose not to listen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
It's true, and you know, that's the bigger problem is
they became a grievance movement in every way, and the
grievance was, if you don't agree with this thing of ours,
everyone's gonna die. Climate, everyone's gonna die. You're a murderer transgenocide.
If you don't think little boys should get this surgery,
you're a murder. That's what they did. Oh, you want
to keep the police, you're a murderer. Actually defunding the police.

(01:04:59):
Caud a lot of people kill, but they don't like
to talk about that. To bring up their mistakes, they
told us net neutrality was murder. Like everybody's get a dog.
And now we're at NPR and an NPR one. It's
so good. We have John Joe concin in the next
hour is a media critic. But you and I deserve
a fair shot at this. He's a good He has
a bigger gambling problem than we do. So you know,
he's always touch and go. He might be on, he

(01:05:21):
might be on. Sometimes he gets on speaking.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Yeah, he's a.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Sling speaking Mandarin because he's in the presence of someone
who doesn't realize he's there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
He doesn't want to get outed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
But NPR made the argument this week after I would
say ten years of just taking a fat turn on
Middle America, Like you actually can't defind MPR Middle Americas
depending on us. My wife is from Wampa Canetta, Ohio.
They have no they don't even know what NPR stands
for in terms of how much they're listening and relying on.
But they're trying to advance the narrative. This is the

(01:05:51):
only way they can get information. They don't have broadband, what,
they don't have cell phone service. Who but this condescending
view of them that the people you've been taking a
dump on forever actually need you. Okay, Middle America needs
NPR the way Planet Fitness needs Stacy Abrams.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Okay. They're not banking on her to keep them afloat. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
And that's the scam here and what I found, And
this is interesting. You might have seen this in one
of your own threads, but I want to give you
some of this because it meant the world to me
when I read this thread.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
This is first, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Going to give you the clip, and then I'm going
to give you the thread because it's one of my
favorite things in the world. So Catherine Mayer, who is
yeah kay, yeah, she's Katherine Mayer is the one who
has all the tweets in her Biden mask and her
screw Trump and literally Hitler and the totally unbiased nonpartisans
to testify that she's not biased. Reason being is she
was speaking in her personal capacity when she tweeted those things.

(01:06:45):
That's not her speaking as the head of NPR. Why
they are the same person, same person? No, I mean,
if you watch or listen to NPR, you that's kind
of I was dressed as Clark Kent when I did
those Superman things. Superman does not condone the views of
Clark Kent. Sure, okay, so listen to this. This is
please show me the bias Club thirty one.

Speaker 7 (01:07:07):
As far as the accusations that were biased, I would
stand up and say, please show me a story that
concerns you, because we want to know and we want
to bring that conversation back to our newsroom.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Oh yeah, some of the biggest plays that I've ever.

Speaker 15 (01:07:20):
Heard of in my whole life.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
So now the macho man's man and when that happens,
like we've got to stop what we're doing. Yeah, okay,
let me give you a feel. NPR showing no signs
of bias Sectober twenty second, twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
This is the Hunter Biden story.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Why haven't you seen any stories from NPR about the
New York Post Hunter Biden story. We don't want to
waste our times on stories that are not real stories,
and we don't want to waste the listeners and readers
time on stories that are just pure distractions.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Not no bias there. Yeah, we don't want to waste
your time on it. Now, here's that article about a
local transmitting group.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Here's why we're not going to cover that thing that
might hurt our CEO is currently on Twitter in a
Biden mass. Sure, but disregard that because that's not a
personal capacity. Here's the official reason why we're not going
to do it. Are you ready for this? Oh man,
this is all so fat and juicy. This is February
twenty twenty two, Biden's inn office. Now, the economy is strong,

(01:08:17):
but voters aren't feeling it. That's a problem for Biden.
Try to make some sense of that.

Speaker 14 (01:08:23):
Yeah, it's like the economy literally not you're running cover
for him, that's nonsense.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
The one thing with the economy.

Speaker 14 (01:08:30):
Is that you do feel it. It is this weird
tangible thing where you go. Yeah, my life is better.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I've got more money. I have more money. You can
just look at your bank account.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Tell me if this, by chance sounds like they have
a little bit of a motive. Scientists debunk lab leak
theory of pandemic emergence, no, nothing and debunk, and they started
that work.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
But we all literally knew pretty early on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
As Trump pushes theory of virus origins, some see parallels
and lead up to a rack war. So, by the way,
they were right there cheering on Call. Everyone in the
media cheered on Colin Powell, and they a lot about
weapons of mass destruction.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Of course Trump is doing the thing we did. The
balls of these people.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Oh, new research finds trans teens have high satisfaction with
gender care. What have you been following any of that anyway?
Oh yeah, we're not done. Okay, we've got We're gonna
throw so many challenge flags. In the next segment, Danny
and I are gonna need Tommy John surgery. Don't go
anywhere there. It is Fox across America, Jimmy Fail and
Danny polish shop.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Danny, where can they get tickets to see you? H
Danny comedy dot com.

Speaker 14 (01:09:36):
I'm gonna be in Lovely Saratoga Springs that the Comedy
Works August twenty second, twenty third coming up. Come see
me there, and I'll be in Dallas, Texas in October.
Some more dates coming, uh, Danny Comedy dot Com.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Well, I'm bad news for you because, according to MPR,
a historian just uncovered the racist roots of the Second Amendments.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Oh of course, don't.

Speaker 14 (01:09:57):
They have something where they're like zero conservative people work
there and they're trying to be like, we're on biased,
but they had firing line fifty six years ago, so
they're like, how darek conservatives defund the home of firing law.
You know what NBR is because as a Canadian, we
have this thing called the CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation,
and it's government funded, same deal, and it's exactly the same,
and everybody's having the same conversation right now in Canada

(01:10:19):
about this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
NPR compares Donald Trump to Mussolini and ties the president
to KKK pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Normal and biased.

Speaker 7 (01:10:27):
Out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
No, she's not biased at all, Daddy, Do they have one?

Speaker 14 (01:10:30):
Could you be like, can you find one positive thing
you wrote about Trump?

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
All right, let me scroll up and see if I
can come close. Okay, because this is everything, This is
so fantastic. One thing, positive thing about just why Trump's
persecution narrative resonates with Christians?

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Well there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Okay, why take out the guy when you can take
out a whole religious group?

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
So that just biased. They not even one positive thing,
one neutral thing. Okay, we get a neutral thing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
As Trump takes over leadership at Center, some protest him
through dance.

Speaker 15 (01:11:04):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
That sounds like they didn't like gun them down or
cage them or throw them away.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
So that's his flattery. We'll get you everywhere.

Speaker 14 (01:11:11):
I mean, I will say to their benefit, that does
sound like a thing that did happen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Yeah, we'll protest.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Yeah yeah, like I believe that happened, and I believe
they're not spinning it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
My favorite thing in the world is that they're protesting
what they considered to be homophobia by the guy who
brought back.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
The village people. NBR, you're fired. Danny will see you
next week, Yes, sir? Oh hot, damn. Here we go.
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Final hour of the week on the high flying death
of Fying Fox Across America with Jimmy Phala.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
We have been all over the map this week.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
A lot of good economic news out of the White House,
a lot of bad messaging news on the Epstein stuff.
But we have sat here and we have continued to
throw balls and strikes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
And I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Telling you that was a smart idea given the people
who were involved with this crazy Epstein story.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
But we're gonna keep on keeping on for one more hour.

Speaker 15 (01:12:03):
You got some big testicles to pull this all bro.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Eight eight eight seven eight nine nine one zero the
phone number. We have Joe Concer coming up to wrap
up the week in Media and the week in politics.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Because I gotta be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
We give the media a lot of hell on this show,
but that's because they deserve it. It's just been awful. And
as we get into this, but we round third and
head for home. A couple of things for you to know.
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America dot Com. Okay, The real show this week has,
of course been in Washington. We've had a lot to
do with the Epstein list and the messaging out of
the White House.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
We also have a.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Pretty big problem for the Democratic Party when it comes
to auto pen Well, Joe Biden, as it would turn out,
signed over a thousand pardons in his final month in office.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
I don't remember that ever happening.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
And the reason he doesn't remember that happening is because
he actually didn't sign them.

Speaker 15 (01:13:39):
Bingo.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Okay, we now know through Joe Biden's chief of staff
who pled the fifth. We now know through the New
York Times expose that aired last Monday. Give them credit
for writing it that there were a thousand pardons issued
under Joe Biden that were authorized and signed by staffers.

(01:14:01):
That's not right to quote Kevin Meaney. That's not right.
You know what else it isn't Guys, are you ready
for this? It's not legal?

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Bingo, man bingo.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Byron Donalds on this show quite a bit. Could be
the next governor of Florida. We had his wife, Erica
Donald's on the show on Thursday. Here's b d speaking
after Anthony Burnew pled the fifth, speaking outside to the
media about what we really now know to be the case.

Speaker 18 (01:14:28):
The fact that he couldn't make any statement, the fact
that the White House doctor couldn't make any statement able pled.

Speaker 19 (01:14:34):
The fifth, which is their constitutional right to do.

Speaker 18 (01:14:36):
And we respect the Constitution, but every American does. But
the fact that they are now hiding behind the Constitution
so that they don't have to tell the truth to
the American people about Joe Biden's capabilities and mental faculties
while he was President of the United States is not
just shocking, it's sunning, and it demonstrates the level of
corruption that was going on in that administration.

Speaker 15 (01:14:57):
Determinent is being nice.

Speaker 19 (01:14:58):
I don't have to do this, this corruption at the
highest level, because if you cannot say answer a simple
question about Joe Biden's capabilities, then that further demonstrates that
he was not in charge of his administration.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
And if he was not in charge of his administration,
in every order.

Speaker 18 (01:15:16):
Every bill that was signed, every memorandum, as far as
I'm concerned.

Speaker 15 (01:15:20):
Are null and voided.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
So when you're talking about okay, as BD is saying, there,
the level of chicanery we just witnessed me as a
guy who runs on street sense, former cab driver, kind
of fought and scratched and clawed and scrapped his way
up to be on the Fox News platform. It's a
great story, and the reason we tell it so much

(01:15:42):
is because we hope we inspire somebody who's out there
this week just getting punched in the soul by life.
You're not done, man, You're down, okay, but you write
your own ending. That's how life really works if you
want it bad enough you keep going. Yes, life has
a way of taking the pen out of your hands.
But if you keep going, you can write your own story.
And I am living proof.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
He's a lousy dad, but he's right that being set
as a guy who made his way.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
You know, I started in the show is handing out
flyers to Times Square comedy clubs.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Hey, man, you want to go to a show?

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Got a show? Now you want to go to show.
That's how you get on stage in the beginning. And
I had spent the previous twelve hours of my day
driving a taxi. That's how I started in adult life.
When you spend so much time on the streets as
a cabby, as a guy flying, as a comedian, as
a gambler out running bookies, true story, you develop a
little bit of a horse sense, and the horse sense

(01:16:31):
teaches you to read situations that could go sideways. Hey,
is this guy in the bank a little homicidal?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
You know what I mean? Is this girl a hooker?
Like you? Really?

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
I'm not, you know, trying to be vulgar or anything salacious,
but that is the reality. You get good at reading people. Okay,
answer me. This question in your head, or in your car,
or in your meth lab wherever you listen to me. Okay,
I can't. It blows my mind to hear the places
you guys, listen to this show. But stick with me.
What motivation would a White House staffer have to illegally,

(01:17:07):
illegally issue a presidential pardon and risk imprisonment? There can
only be one.

Speaker 9 (01:17:15):
Money money, money, money, money, money.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Money, Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
If the pardons aren't legitimate, then the person issuing them
is going to jail, airgo. There'd be no motive to
reach out to thousands of people. This is an all
time record for pardons and pardon them illegally risking your

(01:17:39):
own freedom. There's only one way it would happen, and
that's if someone gave you a few million reasons to
do so.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
We're paying in cash.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Tell them rush and that's reality. Okay they were. I'm
just telling you. It's like straighthorse sense. It's one of
those things where I'm you know, I can't prove it,
but you'll see straight up. Do you remember a year
ago when Biden debated Trump and they announced that debate
and I go, oh my god, I go, you guys,
this is Captain horse sense over here, Jimmy the cab driver,
I said, We've never had a presidential debate before the

(01:18:11):
conventions in the history of the United States of America.
I said, if Joe Biden is being told to debate
Donald Trump before he accepts the nomination in August, it's
because Joe Biden will be auditioning to stay on the ticket.
I'll tell you that, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
And everybody was.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Like, I don't know, it's that, it's just the polls,
and you know he wants to take the fight to Trump.
And I was like, now bo bo bop, shut up.
They were doing it because the donors were scared. We
now know that because everybody who was denying what I've
said is now writing a tell all book about some
sort of cover up.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
That's just how white folks will do you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Totally, because the people making money off the cover up
are the people who engaged in the cover up direct.
So you understand, Okay, That's how it went down. And
I'm giving you that same horse sense on this story.
Biden was forced off the election ticket. He was forced
off the ticket give back the Democratic nomination because we

(01:19:06):
looked around and everybody said, this man is not fit
to run a campaign. This man is not fit to
lead the country. So in what world could we declare
as an American people that he wasn't fit to run
a presidential campaign and then concede that when pardons were

(01:19:26):
signed six months later?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Wait? Did he get better?

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Did he become more senient than the guy we threw
off the ticket? Was there some type of a miracle
where you go from he can't complete a sentence to
suddenly he's heard the review of thousands of pardons and
we know the point. He wasn't even a part of
the process. So the only way, the only way that
this guy and this White House was pardoning people was

(01:19:53):
because the request to get a pardon came with a
request from the White House, please give us money. And
that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
It worked.

Speaker 13 (01:20:01):
Hey White House, Eh, I heard you just pardon that
child rapist, that Chinese spy had ten thousand child porn
images on his hard drive.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
I heard you pardoned him. Have you ever thought about
pardoning this guy?

Speaker 20 (01:20:15):
Please give us money?

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
That was the response they were selling pardons. And if
the Trump White House is smart, and I believe they are,
talk to some pretty good people this week. Oh god,
what's coming. They're gonna try They're gonna try to prosecute
people for this. Okay, it's not a Biden's going to jail.
It's not an Anthony Burnow thing is necessarily going to jail.
I don't know that it's a Jeff Zeins thing is

(01:20:38):
going to jail. Because what happened was when the White
House started getting carried away with pardons. Okay, they testified
and also told The New York Times that there was
a request to get these authorizations in writing, Hey, we're
pardoning a lot of people. Can I get it in
writing that it's okay to autopen all of these people? Well,
lo and behold, guy by the name of Jeff Science

(01:21:01):
is the guy who gave the authorization.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Now I've checked.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
I could be missing it, But was there a one
second of one day of one year that Jeff Zeins
was the president of the United States. Never under any
legal wherewithal did that man have the authorization to sign
off on presidential pardons.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
But that's the email they ran with.

Speaker 11 (01:21:24):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
I know you want in the writing here it is,
We've got a writing. It's coming from Jeff Zience.

Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
What the wide wide worldless sports isn't going on.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Here exactly, Okay, because if it's coming from Jeff Science,
and Jeff Science ain't the president. Here's the thing about
your pardon, it ain't legal. Oh you're right, and when
you're right, you're right, and you you're always right. Here's
Ran Paul raising a point I thought was interesting clib
twenty six.

Speaker 21 (01:21:51):
Who knew that there was a president Jeff Zions and
he was in charge of pardons.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
I mean, it is really.

Speaker 21 (01:21:57):
Shocking and on all likelihood Krimin. Now, will they try
to backpedal and say Biden was something involved.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
I think that's what they'll try.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
But an autopen.

Speaker 21 (01:22:06):
Pardon, preemptive pardon, there's a lot to go on here.
The only way we could actually get this into court
is hopefully the DOJ would do their job and died
Anthony Fauci for the felony of Lyne to Congress and
then take it to court and then they can plead
that you know, he has been pardoned, but then the
court could judge whether the pardon is valid. So the
only way we get this into court is someone who's

(01:22:28):
been pardoned will have to be indicted. And I would
promote that Anthony Fauci is a prime specimen for this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
So Rampole hates Fauci. Okay, a lot of people hate
Fauci because he did more damage to public health than
anybody in the history of public health.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Fauci's just pulling stuff out of his butt.

Speaker 9 (01:22:44):
No.

Speaker 16 (01:22:44):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Some people say that, and you're on the fence and
you're listening to the showas like, Hey, Jimmy Failey supposed
to be comedian. You're supposed to be easy going guy.
You can't just accuse doctor Fauci of damaging public health. Okay,
but doctor Fauci did damage public health because he went
back and fourth on everything. Okay, he could play a
game of twister against himself.

Speaker 22 (01:23:05):
Another question from another student, would you support a nationwide
mandate of the COVID vaccine once it comes out?

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
No, definitely not.

Speaker 9 (01:23:13):
You don't want to mandate and try and force anyone
to take a vaccine. We'd never done that. We don't
want to be mandating from the federal government to the
general population. It would be unenforceable and not appropriate.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Lo and behold, what do we come to find out?
The guy who said we'd never mandate the vaccine mandated
the vaccine and if you didn't get it, you got fired.
And what did we find out after that? When he
was asked by Ran Paul, Hey, how much money are
you making mandating these vaccines? And Fauci quoted some arcane
law and said, I don't have to tell you. Wow,

(01:23:46):
the bulls are these people. But let me give you
one more. When you talk about Fauci damaging faith in
public health, give Fauci a moment here on masks. This
is a minute of your time. You will find this
wildly entertaining when you see how spectacularly full of this
man happens to be. Okay, this is the face of

(01:24:08):
public health in our country. It's sad, but it's funny.

Speaker 9 (01:24:11):
People should not be walking around with masks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Let me just state for the record that masks.

Speaker 15 (01:24:16):
Are not theater.

Speaker 9 (01:24:17):
Wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better,
and masks are protective, but it's not providing the perfect
protection that people think that it is. There has not
been any indication that putting a mask on and wearing
a mask for a considerable period of time has any
deleterious effects. There are unintended consequences. People keep fiddling with

(01:24:38):
the mask and they keep touching their face and.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Can you get some schmut sort of staying inside there.

Speaker 9 (01:24:43):
Of course, you do not need to wear a mask indoors.

Speaker 23 (01:24:46):
If in fact you've been vaccinated, good that you're vaccinated.
But in a situation where you have people indoors, particularly crowded,
you should wear a mask. So even if you are vaccinated,
you should wear a mask. If in fact you are vaccinated,
well ya vaccinated, you are protected, and you do not
need to wear.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
A mask outdoors or indoors.

Speaker 9 (01:25:05):
When the children go out into the community, you want
them to continue to wear masks. You know, if you
look at children outside, particularly when they were with the family,
of walking down the street, playing a game or what
have you don't have to wear a mask.

Speaker 22 (01:25:19):
That was a hot mess inside a dumpster, fire, inside
a train.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Wreck, straight up okay. And that guy, for some reason
got a criminal pardon not signed by Biden autopened Ooh,
that guy who made all that money. That guy who
got caught lying under oath through Freedom of Information Act
requests about his own emails discouraging scientists from declaring that

(01:25:45):
COVID originated in a lab. He was doing that because
we were funding the research that created COVID, and they
didn't want the egg on their face. So any scientist
who was like, you know, this looks like it came
from a lab got an email from Fauji going, if
you ever want to get published again, if you ever
want a funding endowment, you'll say, some Chinese guy ate
a bat.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
That was Fauci. He should be behind bars, isn't it crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
And they did that and then and then he was
given immunity and they ran off with it. Why Okay,
the only thing we know for a fact is the
pardon isn't legal. And yes, the guy did damage the
public health. But you know who did the most damage
to our trusted institutions the people running them the past
four years. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.

(01:26:31):
Bang there it is Fox across America with Jimmy Fayla
wrapping up a hell of a week in New York.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
It's been nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
But if you want to make it down to Pottsdown,
PA August ninth, me and w PhD listeners are going
to hang out at Soul Joel's in Pottstown and then
it's not until November that you see the champ back
on the road. Elvis on tour on November twenty second.
We are in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Hey Girl, November twenty eighth,
and San Louis Obispo November twenty ninth, Las Vegas, Nevada.

(01:26:58):
That is at the Durango. Tickets to every one of
these shows Foxacross America dot Com. But as we sit
here right now just talking about the autopen scandal, and
I'll get into that with Joe Concer, who's joining us next,
what you're seeing in real time, Okay, it is such
a wild scam to witness, but witness it with me.

(01:27:18):
So every Democrat told you Joe Biden was absolutely positively
fine while he was in office. That is a law,
a total lie.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
But here is like Jake Tapper defending him.

Speaker 22 (01:27:30):
False claims to the Wall Street Journal about President Biden's
mental fitness and acuity.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
He's eighty one and his memory.

Speaker 22 (01:27:37):
You know, it doesn't seem great, it's not horrible, But
I don't understand the outrage. Well, behind closed doors, Biden
shows signs of slipping.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Quote.

Speaker 22 (01:27:46):
The Wall Street Journal is owned by NewsCorp, which is run.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
By the Murdocks.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
So that's Jake Tapper being like, nah, nah, nothing was
going on.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
He's not as bad as morning Joe was.

Speaker 24 (01:27:56):
Start your tape right now, because I'm about to tell
you the truth, and that few if you can't handle
the truth. This version of Biden intellectually, analytically is the
best Biden ever, not a closed second. And I've known
him for years. The presentskis have known him for fifty years.

(01:28:18):
If it weren't the truth, I wouldn't say it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
So, by the way, as it turns out, he would
say it because Joe Biden was forced off the ticket
a few days later for being mentally insufficient. But understand
all the media who now concede, all right, so Biden
was cugar for cocoa puffs, And while they're willing to
admit that, they're not taking the next step because they're
only admitting Biden's cuckoo now that he no longer matters politically,

(01:28:41):
they don't have to worry about protecting the guy. But
they're still concerned with harming the Democratic Party, which is
why the same people who admit he was cugo for
coco Puffs the last six month in office aren't challenging
the pardons. If you're now admitting that Biden and June
twenty seventh was cooked. Then Biden on December twenty seventh
should have been nowhere near signing a presidential pardon.

Speaker 15 (01:29:03):
He knows what he's talking about, and.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
That's the scam.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
In real time, they unearthed part of the cover up
so they can continue the other half of the cover up.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
We're going to discuss it with Joe Kanca.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
We're gonna have a grown up talk because long story short,
when it comes to this whole Biden's chicanery, people.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
Aren't buying it. CNN, you dumb bastard.

Speaker 9 (01:29:27):
Jimmy Fayla and Box across America on sevent tenor.

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Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
His Fox across America with Jimmy Fayla doing the damn
thing on a Friday. I always say that we are
living in the death of shame and joining us now
is a man who is uncovered. Perhaps maybe the greatest
instance in media history of someone, uh espousing shameless behavior.
I'll let him walk you through it. Joe conscious back.
The crowd goes wild. What's up? Conscia.

Speaker 16 (01:30:22):
Oh, I'm so glad I work at Fox News because
these other people, Jimmy and other networks are in sufferaball.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Oh he's talking about Fox Business. Get it?

Speaker 15 (01:30:32):
That was so well done. See good job comedy is
timing and that that was excellent. Uh.

Speaker 16 (01:30:37):
There's a CBS News correspondent that almost none of you
have heard it before, named Scott McFarlane. I remember, I'm
not talking about you know, CBS opinion guy, CBS podcaster,
CBS News correspondent, which used to kind of mean something
as far as like, all right, YOU'RENNA a journalist and
you will cover both parties without fear.

Speaker 15 (01:30:52):
Or favorite to party objectively.

Speaker 16 (01:30:53):
Well, this guy says he got PTSD after the Trump
assassination attempt because he was there, and.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
Butler, whoa, okay, so he got PTSD give me this
again after meaning not he was there. Correct, But he's
not a guy like there were two guys that got
shot that day.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Right, and this is him telling us wells me not only.

Speaker 16 (01:31:15):
That it wasn't because he saw you know, a future president,
a former president get shot and had blood Oliver's face.
It's because he was afraid that the crowd was going
to turn and start going after the media that was there,
blaming them.

Speaker 15 (01:31:29):
For the shooting.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Can I tell you why I'm mad about this because
somehow I missed this clip, and if I had heard
of it, I would have done the first two hours
of my show.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
This is amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Oh yeah, Godja, Josh, do we have the clip?

Speaker 9 (01:31:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
Roll it away and we'll react ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
For those of us there, it was such a horror
because you saw.

Speaker 25 (01:31:48):
An emerging America and it wasn't the shooting, Chuck, this
was I got diagnosed with PTSD within forty eight hours.
I put on trauma leave. Not because I think of
the shooting, but because you could you saw it in
the eyes, the reaction to the people. They were coming
for us. If he didn't jump up with this pist,
they were going to come kill.

Speaker 9 (01:32:07):
I know.

Speaker 15 (01:32:10):
You're shot there at the end. I know they would
have come for you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Anyone coming for him would have had a straight jacket
in either arm.

Speaker 15 (01:32:19):
Yeah. Does that for starters?

Speaker 9 (01:32:21):
Right?

Speaker 16 (01:32:21):
Can you imagine you witness the first No, he wasn't
a president at the time. He was a candidate, but
a first time you know, Trump was a president, first
president to get shot since Reagan. And your thought is
how do I protect myself here from this angry mob, which,
by the way, just because Trump got up, would they
still go for the media, Like what did that have
to do with it?

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
He was trauma leave If you were there to kill Trump,
chances are you're on the media side. Well, wouldn't you
think more and more?

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Yeah, that is so embarrassing.

Speaker 16 (01:32:53):
That is the ultimate death of shame Chapter one, Like
your intro is that clip?

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
This is yeah, well this is for real. Okay, I
think we hit this.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
The problem occurred.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
I've been trying to diagnose the death of shame for
a while, and you know what, I think it really
happened between you and me? Is I think around the
tale of the Me Too movement, when victimhood had become
currency and everybody started to out like show their vulnerability.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
This is a bad thing that happened to me.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
You know what, I was making thirty million dollars to
have sex on that movie set. I did feel a
little vulnerable when he pulled my hair. You know what,
it was like everybody tried to say, hey, hey girl,
I've been through something to give me stuff, which is
how if you remember, Jesse Smalleett wrote the letter saying
this because the Jessee small Let story, most people don't
even know this. The Nigerian brothers, this is the best

(01:33:38):
part of the story. You know, the guys he paid
to beat him up. Room Yeah too, we met him
in Hanity. We met him Mahatan. That's Joe Conca. Shout
out to the Nigerians. Shout out to Sean Hannity, punchlines
and patriots streaming now in Fox Nation. Stick with me, okay.
Jesse Smalllette. It started with him writing a letter to
the studio threatening his own life, and the studio quickly

(01:33:58):
deduced in their own private investigation that he was trying
to portray himself in a sympathetic manner because he wasn't
sure they were going to renew his contract. But they
didn't want to embarrass the network. They didn't want to
embarrass the program, and they obviously didn't want to out
him because this is like in a post George Floyd moment,
and so they didn't out him for trying to threaten
his own life in an email. So because he didn't

(01:34:20):
get blowback for that, he took it a step further
and staged a hate crime against himself. And it was
a guy trying to gain something by being like, bad
stuff happened to me?

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Can I get a raise?

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
And I think making victimhood currency is how we created
a death of shame because people were willing to portray
a false oppression if they thought it would.

Speaker 16 (01:34:39):
Help victim hood currency. I'm literally grabbing something right in
this down right now. Yeah, that is a great line.
I'm going to use it on Hannity tonight.

Speaker 15 (01:34:47):
So thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Well look at that. We'll give you this contra, give
me this. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
Think about the Netflix protest of Dave Chappelle. Do you
remember how they staged the walkout? They said, we don't
like the jokes. Give me something. Wait what I'm agrieved here?
Do you remember the Disney the fake Don't Say Gay Bill?

Speaker 15 (01:35:04):
Yeah? I loved the word gay in it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Well, you talk about the death of shame. Not only
did the bill not have gay, but anybody who thinks
Florida ban gay people has never been to Key West, Okay,
never been to South Beach, Okay. There's all kinds of
places down there, And that's fine, do what he wants
twenty twenty five. But the point is they wanted currency
for claiming they were agrieved. And I think that's what
the CBS air quote journalist guy's doing. Hey, it was hard,

(01:35:28):
Butler was hard for me too. Can you imagine Butler
was hard? One guy's dead, the other guy got shot.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
You know, nobody ever talks about the journalists who had
a rough day.

Speaker 15 (01:35:37):
Who will think of the children? Who will think of
the journalists the same thing.

Speaker 16 (01:35:40):
Imagine if you're Tracy at Yanks who's over in Israel,
at duck and bombs all the time, Benjamin Hall at
all who lost a lake. I mean, I could go
on and on Joey Jones and you hear this guy
talking about how you had to go on trauma leave
and CBS agrees to it.

Speaker 15 (01:35:56):
I mean, this is why I've.

Speaker 16 (01:35:58):
Seen Median Democrats are both going down in the same exact.

Speaker 15 (01:36:02):
Levels in terms of trust and approval.

Speaker 16 (01:36:04):
So Quinnipiactris had a pull out that said that the
Democratic Party is now at nineteen percent approval and the
media is right down there. I mean not among Democrats,
because Democrats like what they hear. But if you just
look at Independence Republicans, it's down like ten percent or
something like that. I'm telling you, Jimmy, back in like
nineteen seventy four seventy five, you look at GALP, three
quarters of the country trusted the media. Can you plase

(01:36:24):
seventy five percent of people saying, yep, I believe it
because you had guys like Kronkite, Brinkley and mud like
normal journalists that were out there not making themselves the story.
And that's the whole problem. Everybody wants to be Chimocosta
now and that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
That's a really good point. We're talking to Joe Kanja,
multimedia superstar, bestselling author, the whole thing. And that's the
other problem now too, is, especially in the age of
social media, people need to make news as media people
in order to make money. So if there's not news
to be made, you make some, you know, and you start,
you know, there's a lot of That's been the biggest

(01:36:54):
problem with the Epstein thing is so many people on
the in conservative media who might not have had answer.
We're kind of over promising, and now that the administration
is under delivered, they look like they're full of it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
So they're man at Trump.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
But the one thing I give him credit for is
there at least calling balls and strikes on their own party.
You know, when you compare what the conservative media is
reacting to Epstein to how the liberal media didn't react
to Biden saying Cannibal's and his uncle, you know, or
talking about that one think about we're sitting here with
Biden I having stage four cancer, five years removed from
Biden telling us he had cancer, and the media going, oh,

(01:37:28):
he didn't mean it, that was an accident.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 15 (01:37:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
I remember the oil slicks, yes.

Speaker 15 (01:37:33):
And the chief fakes. I remember that, of course.

Speaker 16 (01:37:34):
But I wrote a book in twenty twenty two about
Joe Biden's brain turning to jello like during the twenty
twenty campaign.

Speaker 15 (01:37:40):
That's why they kept in a basement, because.

Speaker 16 (01:37:41):
They all saw what we eventually saw June twenty seven,
twenty twenty four, at Georgia Tech and in Atlanta. But
I'm curious to me because I haven't heard your take
on this yet. I've been traveling as far as Epstein.
Here's where I come down. If there was a list,
it would have been weaponized by Now, if Trump is
on the list, then Obama and Biden in the twenty
sixteen elect Hillary absolutely would have put that out there

(01:38:02):
like they did the Steele dossier to make sure he
never got near the White House. And then you have
to believe that Cash Betel and Dan Bongino have suddenly
decided to do a complete one eighty in terms of
saying we need to release everything to they're part of
the conspiracy because they want to protect I guess Jeffrey Epstein,
like none of it makes any sense. I think there's
a Rollodex with a whole bunch of names on him,

(01:38:22):
But I don't that doesn't mean you're a pedophile and
you can't just release that sort.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
Of sexy list suit and it's a problem, Yeah, big time.

Speaker 16 (01:38:28):
So I do I think there are some bad actors
down Epstein island yeed?

Speaker 15 (01:38:32):
Do I think it was Trump?

Speaker 11 (01:38:32):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:38:32):
Because why would he say let's get this list out
when obviously he would be implicating himself. And then I
look at Poles showing that Trump has never been more
popular with Republicans than ever before, CNN has a poll out, Yeah,
we need another one ninety three percent.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Like this isn't impacting him.

Speaker 15 (01:38:46):
These are a loudest voices on social media.

Speaker 16 (01:38:48):
Yeah, as you said, saying making a big show of it,
But I don't think the American people buy and large
no care the way they do.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
Let's be clear, this is not a kitchen table issue, Kanja.
This is a massage table issue. It's gonna work itself
out over time. But yeah, it's not hurting him with
the electorate because the people who voted for him that
don't live on Twitter actually did vote for the economy
and the border and everything else. It's the people on Twitter,
and there's no greater example of how Twitter isn't the

(01:39:15):
real world. Then the fact that Ron DeSantis would have
been president if you go back to the culture war
era of don't say gay and everything, and the fact
that he rolled out his presidential run on Twitter spaces
and it crashed.

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
But at the time, he was the hottest thing on
Twitter and it was trendy to say, screw Trump, it's
time to move on. Because they tried to give DeSantis
the ball. I mean, he's doing like one hundred TV
hits a day, but he turned out to be a
bit of a media stiff. And then you know, as
Trump started to get you know, weaponized justice turned against
him and become a slightly more sympathetic figure. He weather
a storm that got him close enough to the pin

(01:39:50):
that everybody got back up into their feelings again. And
all of a sudden, Roy Munson put on the rubber
hand and got the ball one last time in the
Reno Open, and wouldn't you know what, he'd beat Bigger McCracken.
It's the greatest story ever.

Speaker 15 (01:40:02):
That was Bill Murray's best performance. I love cash back, but.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
That last scene nothing touches Bigger and McCracken, thank you,
And we're supposed to get off on that because we'll
never be held in higher regard than.

Speaker 16 (01:40:11):
We are right now. Example, yeah, quick, okay, we watched
plays of Glory, My Sun and Night. He's nine, so
I can watch Goofy will paraoh movies with him?

Speaker 15 (01:40:18):
Yea chas. Michael Michaels is right up there too.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
Right there. I mean the only point I deduct is
he wears the same outfits I do on TV. So well,
you know there's that the great Joe Kaja see you
see him brother all right bottom of the ninth on
Fox across America with Jimmy Palus. So bear with me
while I pretend I'm excited to see these two guests.
They're the only thing standing between me and Miller Time
I kid. The superstars of the Fox New Saturday Night staff,

(01:40:43):
Max Caveat and Regina Hinstone back in the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
Good to see you both. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, Jimmypy Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Jimmy, we have a banger coming up tomorrow night, including
a game that we don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
If we can legally play.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Isn't that a great place to find yourself in twenty
four hours before the show.

Speaker 11 (01:40:58):
I love being this last minute about things.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
Oh it's so good. But that's what's what makes the
thing work. Okay, Fox News Saturday Night. It's the most
real show in the world, for whatever you think of it.
If you watch it around the country and it sounds
like a lot of you do, it really just gets
made by like six broken people who sit around and
talk about their lives all week, and then like an
hour before the show, we're like, I think we're doing this,
that and this. I was on a radio interview this morning.

(01:41:21):
I decided on that, And that's just how the show works.
It's from the heart, is it not.

Speaker 11 (01:41:25):
Well, we don't have hearts. We're pretty dead inside.

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
But that's what makes us so great.

Speaker 9 (01:41:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
Sure, there's no emotional investment in the content whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
We're just having a good time. Well, good to see both.

Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
I don't know that anything we do this week will
be funnier than the handling of the Epstein list. Oh
my god, I think it's been a challenge. Have you
gotten into any viral Twitter spouts or anything I need
to know about?

Speaker 11 (01:41:47):
I said something very cute. See I say, Kevin Spacey
asking for the Epstein files to be released was not
on my twenty twenty five Bengo card.

Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
Is that a Mike Johnson joke?

Speaker 11 (01:41:56):
No, it's Kevin Spacey really asked for that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Oh he wants the files? Yes, because he does look
like Mike Johnson. But I could also see because Mike
Johnson did say that. But I could also see Kevin
Spacey being really like upset in his YELP review, because
you fly down to Epstein Island hearing underage sex so far,
so good, and then you get there you're like, wait,
it's old girls.

Speaker 11 (01:42:17):
Well, you know, being gay wasn't cool.

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
Back then, so I get it.

Speaker 9 (01:42:20):
Keep it.

Speaker 15 (01:42:22):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
That's the other part nobody's talking about, is everybody's talking
about these underage girls. If there were underage boys. You
want to talk about a list that's never coming out, Yeah, scouts.
One of the greatest things Max and Rebecca from my
TV show or in studio. One of the greatest things
in the world, Max, that I've ever witnessed during my
fledgling time in media is there was an app called

(01:42:43):
It was an app for a website. It was called
rent Boy, and it was like a mail hooker service, okay,
And it was in like all those local publications that
like free newspapers you get on the street. And they
had said it was like someone could google this. I
believe it was in the window between like two thousand
and ten in twenty twelve that they had been hacked

(01:43:04):
in their client client base had been access I've never
seen a news story disappear faster, probably killed the whole staff,
every madam, every.

Speaker 11 (01:43:15):
Persons actually never existed what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
They had given out binders called rent Boy Phase one.
We were told, ain't no phase two. So give me
this my obsession this week. For as much as we've
talked about Epstein is the Biden autopen thing, and I'll
tell you why. So the New York Times basically came
out instead. As of Monday, there were one thousand autopen
parted signs. The only one Biden signed himself was Hunter

(01:43:42):
And why would you do that? It's your son and
you want the pardon to endure. You don't care about
the other ones. But my question to you two is
if you're going to sign a legal pardons meaning they're
not legal, they don't bind, they're not binding in the
court of law, and you get arrested, Okay, it's you're
faking the president. Okay, it's a problem. Would your motivation
to do that? Unless a you were in love with

(01:44:03):
someone that was a criminal. You're getting out of jail,
but you're not going to be in love with it.
You're not going to be marrying a thousand people. What
would the b motivation be, Rebecca.

Speaker 11 (01:44:10):
I don't I'm not understanding this entirely. So he didn't
technically sign these right, someone.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
Else did, and he didn't authorize them and didn't have
knowledge of them.

Speaker 11 (01:44:19):
Well, does he have knowledge of anything going on? I
think the bigger question, So what would what would get
me to do that. You mean as the forger, as
Biden only doing it?

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
No, it was the forger.

Speaker 11 (01:44:28):
Yeah, Oh, I mean anything. Honestly, you have that kind
of power something.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
But you're not saying you would want money or drugs
or favor.

Speaker 11 (01:44:36):
Or that would be everything.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
I signed as what I'm saying Ryan.

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
I guess the question is, Max, Yeah, do you think
they were selling just instinctively?

Speaker 20 (01:44:45):
I don't know, but I wish I had this auto
pen feature when I was in like elementary school, trying
to get out of class and writing doctors, fake doctors.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
Max, I would have done that all the time. That's
why you're single.

Speaker 15 (01:44:56):
Max.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
You're a nerd.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
Okay, you're a nerd. I love.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
He's my favorite guy. You're gonna take presidential autopen to
get a half day from school so you don't have
to change in jim Atop.

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
You could get property. You can get millions of dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
God, Rebecca, the list is too long.

Speaker 11 (01:45:18):
Why he's an autopen all of that? It was too
many pardons.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
What a magical Swede person, Max, Max kiviat is folks.
He's in the studio saying if he had autopen, he
would have got a half day, and I'm a simple
man me I would own islands, I would have everything.
But the point is, no, my guess is obsessed with
the story they were selling him. If he didn't know
about it, they were selling him. So Karine John Pierre,
to her credit, said hey, I need something in writing

(01:45:44):
if we're gonna be issuing all these pardons. She got
an email, not from Biden, not from Jill, from Jeff Science,
who was like, yes, we're authorized to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
That Wolf cares he's not the president. What I know?

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
Yeah, Hey, hey, don't get me going on Unbelievable. I'm
more deep dish. It's not that kind of show. But
we're talking to Max and Rebecca Ward in the bottom
of the night. We're getting ready for Fox New Saturday Night.
We have Carly Schimpkiss, Julie banderis, Aaron Berg. Ryan Reese
is gonna be back on. Ryan's the warm up Comic. Guys,
if you come to a live taping a Fox New

(01:46:18):
Saturday Night, the tickets are free, we charge you to
get out. Hey, I never told that one before ever.
Tickets are free at Fox across America dot com. And
Ryan is the warm up Comic. So if you come,
he comes out and tells jokes before the show, just
so people understand what the hell's going on here. And uh,
he's on the panel from time to time. This week

(01:46:39):
he's participating in a segment about what accent is the
sexiest accent amongst single people, which is very interesting. And Max,
do you believe because according to our researchers, the Long
Island accent is one of the sexiest accents. I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
That's crazy. You want to get a cup of coffee.

Speaker 9 (01:47:00):
Like that.

Speaker 20 (01:47:00):
That's a major turn off.

Speaker 11 (01:47:01):
No matter how hard we try to do the Long
Island accent, we just sound like complaining Jews. Yeah, it's
just a very different.

Speaker 20 (01:47:08):
Accents, just like turn into an Indian accent after a while.

Speaker 11 (01:47:12):
And this is Max's last day on the.

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
P and just at one point of clarity, you sound
like complaining Jews all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:47:21):
We are.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
If you guys knew the list of grievances, we air
it out. I basically host a show called Festivus Saturday Night.

Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
It's just a never ending airing of.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
The grievances with MAXs What day is it?

Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
A Happy Friday? Everybody? Don't forget to watch the show
tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
I am scheduled to be on with Sean Hannity News
pending sometimes Trump bombs Ran and guess who's not coming
on to make balloon at Dayla. But I'll be back
to Fox New Saturday night. We'll be all over your
TV Monday morning on America's Newsroom. We'll be back here
to do it live. We'll do a live until then.
Happy Friday, Happy Saturday, wherever you're listening to this. To
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Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
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