Kamala Harris Has Nothing To Say Of Any Substance

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Kamala Harris did come. Ona is a soul stupid. Didn't
change anybody's mind with that appearance, but she certainly made
Colbert feel better, because, let's face it, if you're the
guy who hosts the show that loses forty million dollars
a year, you gotta feel better sitting next to a

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be killing time in the studio tomorrow night until the
jiggle joints open around the block here in New York.
Of course, the big thing happening around the block in
New York right now was Kamala Harris's appearance on Stephen
Colbert last night. That was a hot mess, inside a

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dumpster fire, inside a train crap. If you were ever
looking to put together a time capsule on why Late
Night failed and why liberalism failed, and how the two
things overlapped. You might even call it a ven diagram,
as Kamala used to I.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Love ven diagrams, I really love vin diagrams.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well, if you were going to make a ven diagram
of why the two things collapsed at the same time,
you needed to look no further than last night's appearance Colbert.
Of course, alienating sixty percent of America, I would argue
larger by only booking liberal guests. Okay, think about this.
He's now had one hundred and seventy seven guests since

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Trump got inaugurated. One hundred and seventy six of them
were liberal. Do you know who the Republican was? Liz Cheney.
There's a slav There's a real slavy, nice Liz Chang.
Liz Chaneyer, if you remember, went on Colbert to talk
about Trump trying to get her assassinated, which was absurd.

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And everybody knows if Trump wanted a rifle pointed at
Liz Cheney's face, he would have sent her hunting with
her dad. I mean, come on, hey, there it is Jimmy,
It's Friday, Okay. But the point is Stephen Colbert was
an activist masquerading as a comedian, and he was alienating
viewers in record numbers. It's not because there aren't a
lot of liberals out there. You know how New York

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is so liberally. We have a socialist who wants to
defund the police, who is leading in the mayor's race
right now. That's the dumbest thing I've heard of. Oh,
it's weapons grade stupid. But you understand there is a
market for liberalism in New York and across the country.
Kamala Harris did get you know nearly what, seventy eight
seventy seven million votes. Kamala Harris we're talking about here

(04:43):
is not real smart. Oh she's an idiot, and we'll
get to her. But the point is, the reason Colbert
alienated so many people is not was not only was
he like a partisan hack who only hit one side,
but he took himself seriously. Okay, I gave this lecture
on my TV show last week. Comics you're not supposed
to take themselves seriously. The greatest comic who ever lived
was Rodney Dangerfield, and his whole catchphrase was not I

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can steer the election, and I'm morally superior to half
the country. His catchphrase was I don't get no respect,
and his whole act was about how he sucked. And yes,
he might have made one hundreds of millions of dollars
by modern day standards, and was the face of some
of the highest grossing comedies in box office history, like
Caddy Shack. Okay, back to school. But the point is,

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I love easy money. If you're gonna get into Rodney
Deep cuts. But the point is, Okay. He was not
out there to claim to be an alpha intellect. He
was not out there to tell the rest of the
country how to live their lives. And that's where Stephen
Colbert failed. Now, the bigger problem is that not only
were people not getting the escapism before bed, because that's

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what Late Night was. Hey, look at what went on
in America today. A Florida man was busted from making
love to a hot pocket. I mean, what the hell
did you say? That's a real head headline. A woman
was arrested for shoplifting Pillsbury biscuits, only to have the
canister explode in front of her vagina. What the hell

(06:09):
did you say? I wish I was kidding. These are
real headlines, I have to cover them this weekend. But
the point is, Okay, you tuned into Late Night to unplug.
You didn't have to fight politically, you didn't have to
take life seriously anymore. Nothing was being asked of you
as a viewer, and that's where they lost a lot
of people. But you could get away with stuff just

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the same if you were bringing on funny guests. Now
I'm gonna play you Kamala Harris last night and in
a microcosm, if you wanted to know why Colbert failed
Late Night worse than Coldplay failed Kiss Cans, Okay, it's
because of this clip right here. He was known for long,
exhausting interviews that don't actually have humor in them. These

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are like serious professorial exchanges about the state of the
American democracy. And listen to this Kamala clip. And I'm
just giving you a heads up to every you know
OTR trucker out there who listens to the show. Papa
nodos chug a red Bull. Before I play you this clip,
I'm giving you like a trigger warning because I don't
know how you stay awake watching this, especially at the

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hour of the night of airs. But here it is
clip one.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I am a devout public servant. I have spent my
entire career in service of the people, and I thought
a lot about running for governor. I love my state.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I love California.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I've served as just elected district attorney, attorney general, and senator.
But to be very candid with you, I you know,
when I was a young young in my career, I
had to defend my decision to become a prosecutor with
my family. And one of the points that I made is,
why is it then, when we think we want to

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improve a system or change it, that we're always on
the outside, on bend dene or trying to break down
the door. Shouldn't we also be inside the system? And
that has been my career.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Okay, who's ready for some comedy That was absolutely dreadful. Okay,
it's Kamala giving a lecture of something about how, you know,
we shouldn't be outside the system, we should be on
the inside. That's how I've always looked at it. You know,
First and foremost, it's an exhaustive conversation. There's nothing funny
about it. But two, it's all pretend stuff. Okay, we

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just got a black president serve two terms. Black people
are not being kept out of our government. They're not
being denied access to the system. Do you know that
if you broke down the list of the highest earning
Americans by two from two hundred and fifty down to
zero right now, like sixty five percent of them are
black people, you know, athletes, entertainers, former presidents, politicians. We'll

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get to them. But the point is there's nothing in
this that has anything to do with voters, and everything
to do with her her and her beliefs and her ideology.
And the same goes for Colbert. Do you remember the
old Wendy's commercial, where's the beef? Okay? As beef patties go?

(09:09):
Colbert is an impossible burger. It's fake. Here's the rest
of it clip too.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Recently, I made the decision that I just for now,
I don't want to go back in the system.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I think it's broken. I think it's there's so much.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
I mean, there are so many good people who are
public servants who do such good work, teachers and firefighters
and police officers and nurses and scientists, scientists, So it's
not about them. But I believe, and I always believed
that as fragile as our democracy is, our systems would
be strong enough to defend our most fundamental principles. And

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I think right now that they're not as strong as
they need to be. And I just don't want to
for now. I don't want to go back in the system.
I want to I want to travel the country. I
want to listen to people. I want to talk with people,
and I don't want it to be transactional where I'm
asking for their vote.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh God, Kamala is awful with her weird laugh ha ha.
By the way, and the point she was making when
she goes to so many good public servants who do
such good work, teaches, firefighters, police officers, nurses, and scientists, scientists,
the Colbert audience did begin to clap that okay, which
is so funny to me unintentionally. Why because she's cheering

(10:24):
on scientists as the face of a party that said
men can have babies that is a fact check false,
As the face of a party that said trust the
scientists who say vaccinated people can't catch COVID that is
a fact check false. But bigger than all of that

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is there's no deliverable what the system is broken? I
think it's too fragile, I want to be outside. What
does that have to do with anybody's quality of life?
And that's the bigger issue here is she has nothing
to say in the way of substance. Colbert has nothing
to say in the way of comedy. Watch my show

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tomorrow night. I'm not telling you I invented comedy. I'm
not even telling you I'm particularly good at it, but
I've spent enough time doing it that I am aware
that as a comedian, people need to start laughing or
you're not doing a good comedy show. And the point is,
if you're Colbert and you're good at this, if you
have a guest rambling, you pick six, you interrupt them,
you make jokes about the things they say. You don't

(11:28):
sit there and go, here's nine minutes to put the
audience to sleep. Good god, okay. And to their credit,
there were members of the media who actually were like,
why are we doing this here? It is Listen to
the CNN panel dishing out some chicken soup for the

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word salad soul clip six.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I think a lot of people are asking what more
does she have to contribute?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
And I think, honestly, she may not know that herself,
and she's hoping maybe to find that answer, which.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Is on the road. Is only sixty years old. She
has a lot of time. I think this decision gives
her the space, the distance to put twenty twenty four
and how bruising that was behind her. Republicans would love
for her to refrun again. And if you're on a
listening tour like you were on a listening tour, it
was called the election and people said, no, outy cornish,

(12:22):
give a credit. If you're on a listening tour like
you were on a listening tour, it was called the
election and people said, no, okay, reality, there's just let
me be clear. Okay. On cable news, when you come
on as an opinion guest, so say you're on Waters,
say you're on Hannity, say you're on Ingram. Okay. You know,

(12:44):
if you're a big deal like me and you do
all the primetime shows, not everybody is. I get it,
work harder guys. But the point I'm being silly, But
the point is, if you're on any any shows around
the country, people just come on and deal in absolutes.
They give you these opinions and they're so good at
selling them that they almost sound credible. I saw multiple
people on our channel yesterday and be like, no, she's

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running in twenty twenty eight. No she don't. Let's do
not underestimate she is going to be the nominee in
twenty twenty eight. Will Kamala Harris be the nominee in
twenty twenty eight? Not even close? Guys, when when when? When?
When in the history of presidential elections has the guy
who lost got nominated again. Okay, you could say Trump did,
but he was already the president once and as it

(13:26):
pertains to the twenty twenty election, it was stolen. We're
not there yet, but we'll be talking about it in
like eight years. Oh by the way, with stolen anyway,
Like they're admitting everything else, Like, guys, we actually now
know we're reading declassified emails that say Hillary APLU approves
of Julia's idea to say Trump colluded with Russia. This
will definitely distract from her email problem. Like that's a

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real declassified document. Okay, they're admitting everything now because they
have to, because Trump's in power and they have access
to this stuff. And believe me, when they're done with
twenty sixteen whoever they can get locked up will get
locked up, and they will move on to twenty twenty
while they have the opportunity to do so, because he
thinks he got hustled. And it's pretty hard to objectively
look back at the twenty twenty election and just ask

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yourself this. If you're a liberal hate listening to Fox
News radio, are you gonna tell me that Joe Biden
was sixteen million votes more popular than Barack Obama? Don't
be thick, all right. Biden supposedly got eighty one million votes.
Eighty one million votes. Obama got sixty five million. This

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is ridiculous. So take Trump out of this. Are you
gonna tell me with a straight face that in the
Democratic Party, a guy who didn't campaign at all mobilized
turnout to the tune of sixteen million more votes than
Barack Obama. Yeah, the point is they're all full of
about twenty twenty, and we'll get there. But as it

(14:55):
pertains to twenty twenty four, if you want to know
why it tanked for the Democrats, there it was. In
another there was no deliverable Kamala didn't deliver any substance
or anything unique about her service to the country. Stephen
Colbert didn't deliver any laughs, Like I'm telling you because
I care. Okay, that was a monument to why they

(15:16):
both got canceled. And if you're listening tonight, you're getting
ready to do a comedy show, You're getting ready to
run for office, You're getting ready to make any type
of public appearance. Okay. If the best response you get
from the audience is thank you, good nights, you suck
at what you do.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
There.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
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(15:59):
They didn't wasn't a thing. But the EPA had a
ruling that really pissed off al Gore. And anytime that happens,
guys al Gore has an electric bill that makes the
Las Vegas Strip look amish. You know, the guy who
tells you we got to reduce our carbon footprint. Listen,

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the only data we have on climate change is that
everybody pushing it is getting really really rich.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Money money, money, money, money, money, money.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
So we're gonna do a short interview a little bit
later on with Turner. But in the next segment, Oh,
this is amazing. Somebody thought it was a good idea
to let Joe Biden go to Chicago and give a
speech last night. Biden's lost his marvel I don't know
that he ever had them, but I want to walk
you through the speech now. Obviously somebody wrote it for him,
and he did his best to stay on the teleprompter. Okay,
but Joe Biden's not the only guy with writers. They

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have about one hundred of them over at the Daily Show,
and it was just last night was such a bad
day for writers. Okay, whether you were writing for Biden,
whether you were writing for the Daily Show. I'm going
to poke some holes in a couple of straw man arguments,
but there's a teachable moment here for a lot of people,
a lot of self reliant people who are trying to

(17:14):
get ahead, a lot of people who might have got
punched in the soul this week by something that happened
at work or a check who left you promotion you
didn't get, some financial hardship you've bumbled into through no
fault of your own. I'm going to give you such
a phenomenal path forward and rebound strategy. And it's really,
I mean so simple. Okay, when you talk about like

(17:36):
the idiot's guide to this or that, I mean I
am essentially the idiot's guide to radio. Okay, if you're
listening to me for three hours a day. But I'm
going to share some of that wisdom with you when
we come back, and I'm telling you don't give up
during the commercial break. I'm going to turn your life
around after this. There it is Fox Across America with
Jimmy Fala doing The Damn Bang in New York City

(17:57):
this time. Next week, we're in Pottstown, PA. If you're
listening on WEEU and reading WPHT in Philly. Tickets still
available Fox across America dot com. We will sell it out.
It'll get nuts. The last time I was there was
the rowdiest show I've ever played. And I'm bringing a
girl from Fox who works on the audio side. She's
not on screen talent, but she's super talented, and she

(18:20):
doesn't get to go on the road a lot. She's
like in the beginning stages of her comedy career. And
I've told her, I'm like, I am going to hire
you to open a show in Potstown so you can
see what it's like to face actual lunatics on stage.
These people, they're wonderful people. Do not think I'm disparaging
them in any way. It's just that it's a crowd
straight out of the Blues Brothers. You should have chicken

(18:42):
wire over the stage while they're throwing bottles in to
this day. I'm not kidding Potstown and WZFG out in Fargo.
I've talked about this rowdiest crowds. Okay, I have very
strong opinions on every crowd. But what I promised before
we went to break is that if you've been beat

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up by life this week, and you know emotions, I
have a way of making you a prisoner of the moment.
You feel helpless, you feel like there's no way out
of the way you currently feel, meaning, oh, I'm down
to the dumps today and this is the only way
I'm ever gonna feel. Okay, and believe me, I've been
through so many cycles of that as a cab driver
and a guy trying to make his way up in
showbiz and everything in between. Okay, and I really watched

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something unfold last night on TV between Biden and The
Daily Show and maybe even a little bit of Kamala's
interview with Stephen Colbert that really it just reminded me
of what my own path forward always was and what
your own path forward always should be. And that's first
and foremost. I'll oversimplify it. It's to live in the

(19:44):
real world. What I mean by living in the real
world is there's a lot of people out there right
now that are not selling victorhood. They're selling victimhood, okay,
instead of getting out. You know, I remember Obama ran
for president on yeah we can, and you're like, wow,
yes we can. But you know what the Democratic Party
says now at every turn, at every turn, they say, no,

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you can't. It's systemically racist. The Republicans, the rich people,
all the garbage. Okay, that's not actually true. Number one, Okay,
but number two, they're using symbols of prosperity to sell
you that oppression. What do they do every week, I'm
Michelle Obama's podcast. Oh, a black woman can't get ahead

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in this day and age, she says, from one of
three mansions, with a podcast deal that pays her one
hundred million dollars, and she doesn't even come in the
top one hundred and downloads. Okay, she's got a Netflix deal,
they've got a development deal, they have the highest grossing
book deal in the history of the presidency. And all
they do is bring out the Obamas to tell you

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how nobody can get ahead in the black community. What
a fraud. Okay. So if you're a black person, live
in the real world, in the real world. Okay, and
this especially this week, when they're telling you the Sidney
Sweeney thing is about we only like white chicks. Do
you know that two of the four highest grossing models
of old time er black women, Naomi Campbell, Tyra Banks. Okay,

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if you throw Beyonce in there, you've got three of
the top five. If the Yankees had a guy who
could go three for five every night, we'd be running
away with the American League Geese right now, I'd be
thrilled three of the top five. But if you look
across the entertainment you know the Denzel Washington's. You know,
the highest paid actor is in Hollywood history, Samuel L. Jackson,
and he does a lot of commercials and everything in between.
But the point is, look at pop culture. Look at

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the Beyonces as I said, Look at the Michael Jackson's
as I said, Look at the Whitney Houston's. As I said,
Whitney Houston who was smoking crack before Hunter made it cool.
Hunter's a dirt bag. But the point is, there are
a million examples I can give you of black people
getting ahead. And it's not all entertainment. Obviously. Look at
the Ben Carson's of the world. Look at the Neil
the grass Tysons of the world. Yes, look at the Obamas.

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That was supposed to inspire you, not to convince you.
The whole country was racist and out to get you.
Barack Obama won not one, but two terms at office
because we were so far past racism as a country
that the only way they could bring it back up
was to start tearing down old statues and making us
fight over people who died two hundred years ago. That's

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where they went for racism. Because the demand outstrips the supply. Okay,
and I bring this up because there were so many
arguments being made at the Democrat Party this week by
people who have failed, and the one common threat amongst them,
whether they were arguing on Colbert, whether they were arguing
on The Daily Show, or they were arguing at Joe
Biden's speech last night, is none of the points they

(22:38):
were making were real. Okay, you live in a country
right now today, it's August first, twenty twenty five. Today.
A few million migrants today who came to this country legally, legally. Okay,
A few million migrants came to this country legally, did
the paperwork at the time, busted their ass, started a business,

(22:59):
raised the family. A few million migrants today will become millionaires, okay,
people who came here with nothing five years ago, ten
years ago. Okay. When you actually look at the financial
clock on how many people a day become a millionaire
in this car, it's like it's stunning. Okay. And what
do they all have in common? They just work hard.
They don't let politicians and entertainers tell them they can't

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do it. They don't waste their time discouraging themselves. Because
Joe Biden read off a teleprompter that we're living in
the nineteen sixties, even though that is such a profound
insult to all the progress we've made between then and now. Okay,
if it's a black girl who wants to be a model, okay,
and she's gonna be a model, she's working on modeling.

(23:42):
She's not listening to Desi lightek awoke white check over
at the Daily Show say nobody likes black women. Guys,
people like black women. If you don't believe me, check
my search history. Black women are doing just fine. Okay,
listen to this Desi lighted clip. This is the Daily
Show clip. Fourteen guys, guys, calmed down.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
It's just an ad for Johns.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Blue Jons.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
This is such bullsh Blonde women have had constant representation, okay,
and entertainment in fashion, in letter turning.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
It's not that.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
It's not that they want to see more white women.
It's that they want to see none of anyone else.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
God, I'm run by idea. We want to see none
of anyone else. How is j Low, who's not a
white woman, a billionaire? How is Beyonce, who's not a
white woman, a billionaire? How is Serena Williams worth a
few hundred million dollars. How is Michelle Obatt? Like, what
are we even talking about here? But especially when it

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comes to modeling, when you think of Naomi Campbell, you
think of Tyra Banks. The point is they're making their
jokes in a pretend world, and they're getting an audience
response in a pretend world, an ideological bubble that they
all oper pie that comes with an applause sign and
a cattle prod from the warm up comic over at
the Daily Show, whose job it is to make everybody

(25:07):
clap like seals, no matter how dumb and baseless. The
point is, guys, black women are doing really really well
right now in America. I'm not saying every one of them,
just like not every white person is doing really really
well in America. Okay, life is life, but if you
work hard, you're in a real world, live in a
real world where you could do anything. But this idea
that she got, Well, white women have had plenty of representation,

(25:28):
so that just means they don't have the right to
exist anymore. If that's the case, Daisi Lidik, why don't
you walk away from your gigat to Daily Show? Since
white women have had so many so much representation. What
are you doing there? Shouldn't you be stepping aside for
a black woman? I mean, come on, I'm sick and
tired of this. But my message isn't to them, it

(25:49):
is to you. Okay. If you got punched in the
balls by life this week, if you don't have balls,
you know whatever you got hit in, apologize for the inconvenience.
Live in the real world. What is your problem? What
went wrong this week? Why do you think it went wrong?
What needs fix in? What does the path forward look
like to you? Make a plan? And in the real world,

(26:11):
if you keep going, that's the business you're in. In life,
you're in the keep going business. If you are just
willing to persist, it levels out here because you live
in America. That's the point. That's why I lose my
mind over all these character assassinations on the country and
the quality of life here is because we have it
better here than anybody else in the world. And just

(26:32):
because a bunch of rich people get richer by telling
you you can't make it, okay, they're the proof that
you can. These people suck, They have nothing to offer.
That's Daisi Leidik on The Daily show not funny, telling
you white women have had too much representation. But the
fraud of it is that she's holding on to hers.
She's also trying to tell you we just not that
we It's not about wanting to see white chicks, she said,

(26:54):
we don't want to see anything else. Really, look around
my channel. Okay, plenty of women, plenty of all kinds
of stuff, Okay, with all different ethnicities. Okay. Harris Faulkner
doesn't fall under the white woman umbrella. Rachel campost Duffy
hosts a couple of shows not white Women, not really, okay,
Lauren Green. It goes on for days. You're watching Christina
Coleman out in la like, what are we talking about,

(27:14):
Aisha Hasni, what are we talking about? It's all pretend
And when you sit here having these conversations, yes, you
are selling people victimhood. Victimhood. Guys don't even try this
week because white chicks got a Jen's commercial. Don't even bother. Okay.

(27:35):
That's the problem with the left. People don't want to
be told it sucks in the greatest country in the
world and that nobody can get ahead by the people
who are actually getting ahead. That's the scam. Okay, here's
Joe Biden, who was just the president for four years.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
I don't remember that ever happening.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
He doesn't, Okay, But the point is, you do all
right for yourself. If you become the president, you do
a right for yourself. Here is Biden saying, we're in
an existential fight that takes us back to the nineteen
sixties Clip nine.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
But not since those tumultual days in the nineteen sixties
has this fight been so existential. Two, we are as
a nation with marginalized groups so dramatically under attack. Our friends.
You need to face the heart truths of this administration.
And that has been to.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Ease all the gains we've made.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
In my administration to race history, rather than make it
to race fairness, equality, to race justice itself. And that's
not high proberly, that's a fact.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I mean, you sound insane. Do you realize that you
should be medicated? I mean, to a race fairness, equality,
to a race justice itself. That's not hyperbole. It's a fact.
First of all, when he hearkens back to the fight
to the nineteen sixties, do you know whose side he
was on? The segregationists? Single he's a Dixie Crab baby.

(29:08):
He eulogized a grand dragon of the klu Klux Klan.
Look it up, Robert Byrd, Joe Biden, look it up.
When they wanted to integrate school busing, I don't want
my kids going to school in a racial jungle. Kamala
Harris hid it for him at the first debate. Do
you remember how she talked about Joe Biden back when
they were trying to integrate schools. There was a little

(29:29):
girl trying to get on a school bus, and you
were fighting against integrated school busing. But the civil rights
people broke through and that little girl got on the
school bus. And that little girl was me.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
You know what also excites me? What I'm among the
many things I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
About electric school buses. I love electric school buses. I
just love them. I mean, come on, man, Kamala Harris, sheesh.
Some of these women this huh, They're so stupid. But
the point is, Okay, everything Joe Biden just said to
you is a fraud. Guys. In the nineteen sixties, black

(30:08):
people were getting their houses burnt down for trying to
vote Democrats, the Dixiecrats. They were getting fought for trying
to sit at the same lunch counters before they're in. Okay,
black people in the nineteen sixties didn't have access to
the same restaurants, the same drinking fountains, the same schools,
the same jobs, the same neighborhoods, the same mortgages. Okay,

(30:31):
people fought, protested, got arrested, and died to get us
to an America where just back in the nineteen sixties,
black people couldn't have any of the stuff I just listed.
But today they can not only be president first lady,
but yes they could be the nominee just the second
time for Kamala Harris just a few months ago. Okay,
So this idea that democrats are out there asking you

(30:53):
to overlook all of that progress, it's such a profound
insult to the people who got us here. But the
bigger insult is to the intelligence of their audience. There
is box across America. Woul Jimmy fail A quick trip
to the phones, Leslie and Alberta, Canada, listening to the
show today.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Leslie, Hello, thank you very much for taking my call.
Your interviewer, who besides said he would put me through
so here, I'll go very quickly get out. I think
it's parents tend to ask their children to perform so
that people can see what their child can do, and

(31:32):
then they tell me, you can be anything you want
to be if you.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Just work hard.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
That's not true. So if we stop expecting our children
to feel good about themselves because they can perform, because
they can do something, I would focus more on their
self esteem and their moral center so that they know
when they present themselves to the world that they're a
good person who loves people and respects other people. That's

(32:00):
more important to me than performance. So if I had
a kid who was five to three and wants to
be in the NFL, and he's a senior in high school,
any weighs one hundred and five pounds, how about we
become a trainer, how about become the color guy. How
about we become something else that has to do with
the NFL. Maybe you're the marketing person so they can
still be involved in that, or you could they're not.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
You make a good point, yeah, or maybe make them
a kicker.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
There you go, they can be. And so when you
help them explore and find their niche in an area
that they're interested in, then you can kind of help
them with camps and whatever else good stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
It's about finding the difference between a goal and a fantasy.
I guess is what you're trying to say. But all
I want to add to what you're saying, can making
really good points, is the most important thing you could
teach your kids is to be happy. Is to learn
how to be happy in their own skin and have
empathy for other people, because then they'll find joy in
life regardless of where they rank on the success scale.
I think people have a narrow definition of success and

(32:59):
that if you're not rich, sure at the top of
the field, life sucked. But I can tell you I
had the best time in the world as a cab driver.
I might be more stressed out now as a TV host.
So I think these are all good points. I wish
we weren't going to commercial, Leslie, because we're like halfway
through a self help book, you and me. We'll I
have to write another chapter. I don't know if we're
going to outsell Kamala. But Leslie makes good points. But

(33:19):
the one thing I would tell you, and I say
this to Lincoln all the time you were in the
fun business. If you die tomorrow, you're gonna wish you
had more fun today. So if you can learn to
have fun in life, you're gonna get through so many
hardships and adversities that really don't have an end in
sight for you at the time. But enjoying yourself allows
you to persist, and persistence pays off in the fact

(33:41):
that you always find a way forward because you live
in America. That's the point, okay, And I'm sitting here
is the proof. I am a former cab driver, Okay.
That's why I talk about it so much, is to
remind everybody out there that you really can keep going
and you can do what you want to do. If
you have the skill in the workout, thick in the
resolve and the self reliance and the determination, you actually can.

(34:03):
So Leslie's points a good point, but she's also saying, yes,
if you have a five foot three kid, he's not
going to be an NFL lineman. You might want to
get him a football in a set of goalposts and
make him start kicking. I mean, nowadays, get him some
pom poms. He could be a female cheerleader. If you
have a son. We're living in a strange world right now, folks,
there's no wrong way to do it. But in the
next hour you get a little Daniel Turner, and then

(34:25):
you're gonna get some Brooks Singman, and you're gonna get
some Dave Landau because we do have some adulting to do.
As ridiculous as this show has been, but the one
thing I would tell you is just live in the
real world. Do not get your values from who's in
a dungarease commercial. Do not get your values from you

(34:45):
what dope is guest hosting the Daily Show tonight. And
don't get your values from Joe Biden because the Biden
family doesn't have any values. Okay, the Bidens are everything
the media wanted you to believe. The Trumps were a corrupt,
morally bankrupt family that entered politics poor and left politics
rich because they were shaking down overseas entities along the way,

(35:07):
Hunter Biden was banging his dead brother's widow, got a
addicted to crack and knocked up a stripper behind her back. Like.
The Bidens are the an actual Jerry Springer episode, Like
if Springer was alive, they could be on the stage
all by themselves. That's your episode title. I had an
affair with my brother's widow and knocked up a stripper
behind her back, says crack smoker. Okay, reality, and if

(35:31):
the Bidens can become presidents even if they stole the election,
the point is they still did it. And if that
doesn't inspire you, then a bunch of bottom feeding dirt
bags like the Bidens could get ahead. Then nothing should
inspire you. But stick around to the next hour because
he's gonna try anyway, because I'm dumb like that.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
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