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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a podcast from wo R from Everywhere USA.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fayla. Oh hot, damn.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
There. It is final hour of the week on Fox
Across America with your main man, Jimmy Thala. Of course,
we have my son coming by to tell us who
to bet in high school football. That's the kind of
classy show we have. But long before we get to
the high school games, We've got a major league game
going up up in Toronto tonight and we are just
going to go right off the radio rails.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No politics in this hour.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Danny paula shock superstar, Canadian comedian, and a lot of
peppinas step there's a blue on his head World Series
and he is ready to go the World Series.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Crest on the side. I was just at the MLB store.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Happy Friday, Happy World Series. You know the rules, folks.
You're all welcome the call, text, tweet, carrier pigeon, but
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Speaker 2 (00:53):
Chit chatting to do.
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Be a Republican be a Democrat. Just don't be a
bad There it goes. Now.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
The bad news, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
For the Blue Jays, bad news is they are the
biggest underdogs in the World Series probably in the last
fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, they're like Chargers.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The good news, thank you, thank you, thank you. The
good news is we don't know who the NBA bet
on this. No, no, If the NBA is involved, this is
a whole new ball game. Man. If Chauncey Billups has
the Blue Jays, that means the mob as the Blue Jays.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I was literally just watching some some poker podcasts from
like years ago where people are like Chauncey Billis runs
this rigged poker game.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
There was an old Street joke and I want to
get to that in the seconds, an old Street joke
about gambling. I'm Polish. I grew up telling Polish jokes. Okay,
there was an old Street joke. It was how do
you tell the pollock at the cock fight? Like, he's
the one with a duck, Like, how do you tell
the Italian to the cock fight? He's the one betting
on the duck. How do you tell the mobs at
the cock fight? The duck wins. So the duck won
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in a lot of poker games this weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, I don't know what these players are thinking, Like
Terry Rose, here is like one hundred million dollar contract.
That's how could this possibly be worth? Like this isn't
on the raptors. Actually, remember John take Porter. You know
this guy's on like a league minimum deal. Realistically, you
play you know, sixty games in your career, Yeah, you
understand that.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Obviously.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It's crazy when like a was it a ninety one
thousand dollars bet came in for his like prop on
the under for a single game.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That is where all the arrests are coming, balls and
strikes in major league games.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
They have to just get rid of that.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, yeah, they have to.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I mean that's the thing is you know you obviously
were somewhat of a similar age, Like I remember when
gambling was this like vilified thing. Yeah, every league was like,
we can't have a team in Las Vegas. Yeah, like
we couldn't possibly adopt gambling into our sport. It would
And they were right, they just they were completely right.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
But the money was just too good to pass up.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I guess the only thing that's maybe good about this
is they can keep the gambling. And then players see
this and they go, okay, like we got to you
gotta play some defail if we're doing anything like this,
like they will catch us.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So but you know what this is, and I mean this, Yeah,
they're obviously making an example of this. They're probably letting
a couple of them go. I had a buddy who
was a victim of Major League Baseball wanting to pretend
they were testing for steroids in the mid nineties. Yeah,
to we're around ninety eight when they just started banning
minor leaguers for life. Yeah yeah, as a way of
like telling the American league guy, the major league guys,
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you're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
To be a little bit ahead of the testing for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, well we're taking this seriously.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But that's what's going on with gambling. But we already
know this for a fact. Even class A, who pitched
for the Indians, the Guardians, yeah, was in trouble for
what fixing balls and strikes.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah yeah, just like absolutely just sailing a first pitch
and when one right in the dirt.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And understand you, guys, it's like they're gambling has enabled
them to fix They don't have to fix the game anymore.
That requires a lot more people.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You can bet off one second of a game, I know,
you know, or you can bang.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, and you have all your buddies from back home
and you're like, you know it used to be. We're like, yeah,
I just have to pay for these people's lifestyle right now.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
You're just like, hey, Like, I saw Damon.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Jones, he was in this and basically he apparently like
told all of his friends when he was a bench
coach for the Lakers. He goes, Lebron's out to night,
go back on Milwaukee, like nobody knows Lebron's not playing
to night. Well, so it's like you could throw all
your friends at bone. You don't actually have to give
them any money or do anything.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You just go hey, like, but you know what, if
you're that guy, your friends still want the free stuff.
He still want the free stuff, And I get it.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
But you go, yo, like I get it. Look, no, no,
you are not wrong throwing a huge bone here.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
This is the problem with everything, literally everything. I'm sure
you saw the ESPN footage of them covering this with
the DraftKings add at the bottom.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Of course, yeah, Okay, we're removed.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
This is never Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
This is the problem with every single thing being sponsored
by gambling is every one of these things creates a
new cash opportunity. And that's what happens to guys that
we're talking about. Okay, like Rosier down in Miami. Okay,
yes he's one hundred million dollar contract, but a lot
of stuff like this is just big cash. There's probably
some apparently he was.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Getting two hundred Graham just like dropped off of his house.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Ye ash to show up and play in a rigged
poker game and make cats.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Poker's crazy because it isn't even sports related. That's just
I know, crime. Yeah, that is just straight doing crime.
Like you're just like money laundering. You're like, what if
Chauncey Billups has to do with poker?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And then you wonder and the answer is, honestly, I
don't have the answer until we hear the case. But
the answer in terms of lifestyle and human instinct is
that if you're that far in deep with the mob,
it's because they have something on you. Maybe not a
gambling debt you can't afford to pay, because odds are
these guys can, but you might have a night life,
you know.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I mean sometimes he's you know what, sometimes these dudes
get in over their like I'm sure Chauncey Billips, like,
could you rack up a five million dollar gambling debt
where he's like not pumped about paying it?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, I mean that's that's what a lot of people
believed about Michael Jordan back in the day, that his
minor league baseball career was a glorified suspension.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I mean they thought the reason he sold the Theodcats
or the Bobcats.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Or whatever was because of a gambling Yeah, there's rumors
about that.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah. They've been very good about protecting, you know, him
as a face of the league. It's like Otani's interpreter
took a purple But come on, is any serious bookie
in Beijing giving an interpreter rock a three hundred million
dollar line or whatever he had, Well.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
That was the guy is who was the bookie. I
don't know if you've seen him, he's been like making
the rounds. He just got sent to jail, but he's
making the rounds. Essentially, he's like, this guy's like making
these huge bets and then he finds out where the
money is coming from and he's just.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Like, oh crap, this is so bad.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I'm so screwed right now.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
And any good. So my question to you, Danny is
is is there a world where Otani has maybe bet
the Blue Jays.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So it's like the money is just too good.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
He's too good. No, just the first pitch.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And I'm so excited to have you on today though,
in your Blue Jays World Series hat.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
It's the best feeling.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh man, I never thought i'd wear one of these again,
it's so great.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I've never actually in my really like, I don't think
these existed in like the nineties.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, I mean where you could get like the Blues
officials just.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Bought the hat. They didn't up and march out.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, it was just the hat.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Now they do it by the round gets a build
for October.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I was gonna and I honestly was gonna get the
playoff round hat, but then I was like, you know
what a way, I can always buy it after the fact.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Do you know what I'm so happy for personally for
you having made the World Series and got in the
hat ahead of the series. Last year, I was so
happy for Lincoln having the Yankees in the World Series
that I wanted to get him a Judge World Series
jersey with the patch, yeah, and the greatest thing I
could buy him. And they told me it wasn't coming
for ten days, and I was like, dude, if it
ain't come for ten days, the series could be over.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I know you will have lost. Maybe he lost, and
it's useless.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
This hat.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I literally went online right after the Jays won and
they're like, yeah, ship's in eight days.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I don't want this in eight days. So the MLB
stores like they had him quicker down the street. Yeah,
they just got them into that.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Back in the day when we had Model's was our
sports sporting goods chain around here, Modell's was would have
this merch overnight immediately and everybody would have it, and
it made sense to buy it because you had the
optimism of series hadn't even started yet. Sure, I mean
there are so many tainted articles of clothing in a
sports fan's life when you bought it. In the series
losing well, I mean there's craks of Seattle Mariners. Series
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has been sent to Africa. Yeah, they're down in Caracas
next to President Hillary, President Kamala.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
They're hanging out down there. Oh, we know that.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
That's a totally great Danny poulishok is in studio. But
you got to be so optimistic. I mean, I know
the Dodgers are big favorites, but who cares. I mean,
you're here, and anything happens in these series.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Hey, like my my father says, he goes the ball
is round, anything can happen.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And I met Danny's dad. He was in a green
room on Fox New Saturday night with his mom. Just
lovely end of the bar afterwards. The one thing about
that TV show, which you should be on soon. You
gotta work this tech. We have text Rebecca, But hold
on a second, is everybody's everybody's parents wind up at
the show.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I know at some point my mom comes.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
All my in laws are itching.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh is that true?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, he just hasn't worked out whether here because in Tampa.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Okay, but let's get on.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh that's too funny.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
They literally turned on Fox New this first thing in
the morning and it's the last thing to go off.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
The funniest thing about that Saturday that's I get. I
know those people. The funniest thing about our show. It's
like my kid will be on, my wife will be on,
my mom is there, your mom is there, and we're
telling the most depraved jokes.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I've ever heard on television.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
My TV show reminds me of like my first Bringer
show was a comment when you hadn't done comedy yet,
so all you knew was filth. And it's your mom
and your aunt Fran listening to you tell gratuitous sex.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Jokes, and you're just like, I wish they weren't here.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, at one in the afternoon, you're bombing with disgusting
sex jokes because it's all you know out of the
gates and that is we're doing the TV.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Version of that.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I love her though.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
No, we're having a good time. So we got that
going on. We got an NBA betting scandal. Uh, there's
still a government shut down. It's been such a fun time.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
And you get bet it on the government shutdown.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
That's the funniest thing about what's going on right now
is you're like, you want some action on the government
shut down.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And you knowing how dirty the government is with trading stocks,
what do you want to bet there's somebody prolonging the shutdown.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Well, the thing is you can bet like if you
go on like polymarket or something like you can bet
they give you, like well, the government shut down and
in the next three days, the next like seven days.
And as far as I understand, like there's no laws
against like insider betting on this stuff because this is
so new, yeah that they probably don't even have any
information on this, So you kind of can just like
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you know stuff and you go.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Y'all throw a couple hundred K on this, like I
know the outcome.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Here, you want to die. There's a great story. You'll
appreciate this. So to bring this gambling discussion full circle, obviously,
in my twenties, like I was a real gamble yeah
like that. Yeah, I mean even lines are credit at casino.
So like if the month ended and I owed somebody
ten grand I didn't have, I would borrow it from
the other casino, which would give me a month to
win back rights. This did ultimately end after like five
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years of my life with me on a payment plan.
Sure I had to pay back when I was a young,
fable kid, but I.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Gre on playing with a guy named Vinnie.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Do you know, honestly stop, No, a real casino paying play.
What stopped me? They make it like an installment loan?
What stopped me from gambling is when Jenny moved here
and we bought a couch. I had a tangible asset
to show for my money. And the psychology of gambling
was always if you pay six hundred bucks for a couch,
you get a couch, But if you give it to
this blackjack dealer, it could be eighty five hundred dollars, right,
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So that was my psychology. I never bought anything with money.
I worked and lost at gambling. That's all I did.
So Jenny moving here actually what got me to outgrow gambling.
It wasn't like addiction or treatument right, they're like what,
they don't get it. But I can tell you this.
In twelfth grade, during lead week, which was like our
just say no week, they'd have people lecture you about
drugs and drinking and alcohol and everything like that. The
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guy in my twelfth grade classroom who was crying about
how much money he was down was down ten thousand
dollars less than I was.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Sitting in the front row of the classroom. I didn't
say that.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I was just like this guy's such as, come on,
what he's talking about. I'm over here turning tricks behind
the bull again, buddy, there's a way out of this.
It doesn't involve lecturing school kids for no pay. Come on,
man anyway and talking about prop bets and things that
can go awry. This is one of my favorite points
of gambling, high low and everything in between. There was
an old doorman at Carolines, the now defunct Carolines comedy Club,
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Great plays. Shout out to Caroline, who's a big Fox fan.
We love cat passed there and my showbiz Caroline Hurst.
Shout out to Caroline Hurst, big Fox fan. By the way,
she'd go down at mar Lago. She's fantastic the woman
who owned Caroline, so stick with me. There was a
doorman at Carolines who was an extra on The Sopranos,
and back then you could bet who gets whacked on
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the Sopranos. And I would swear I didn't talk to him.
I didn't know him, but I would swear he was
in an episode and I heard him talking to somebody
else that Pantaliano's character got whacked that season.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Really he didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I didn't know the story.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
He just said, yeah, like he's in a fight with
his agent because he gets killed off the show this
year and then working out of thing, and in the
back of my mind it was just in the back
of my mind, so me being a problematic gambler. Like
a month and a half later, I saw an online
betting ad and one of the come ons to get
the young kids to gamble was you can bet on sports,
you get out on a bet. You can even bet
on who gets killed on the Sopranos.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And I was like, you don't say so.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
It was like September of whatever that year was like
oh four oh three oh two, I don't know, yeah,
three o two. So I bet a five hundred dollars
bet that he would get whacked Ralph Seferetto would get
whacked on the Sopranos a five hundred dollar bet and
it paid like twelve to one, so you might win
six thousand dollars. Anyway, two months later, I was down
at the taj Mahal in Atlantic City. It's girl Joanne
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I was seeing at the Times Is before I met
my wife. I was down a lot of money, okay,
maybe close to five or six thousand dollars. I lost everything,
I lost credit, I maxed out my ATM cards. I
went upstairs and ate and my family would is known
as the five thousand dollars roast beef sandwich because your
sandwich is Yeah, they're going to camp your sandwich. You're
out five thousand dollars. You've gone to the blood bank
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and the SuperM bank to get bus fair home. But
the roast beef sandwich is free. So as I'm sitting
there eating this sandwich, I get a call from my
brother Joey Goes they wrapped, they whacked Ralphie on the Sopranos.
I'm like, no way, and I won all my money back.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
That's oh man.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
It would be so funny if you're watching it live
with somebody and you started just like yes, It's like
why are you cheering?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Thank you? But instead of watching it live or looking
for a replay, I ran down to the casino and
lost all of it again.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Damn right.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
That's how That's how GM was.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
So to wonder what Chauncey Billups is doing in sag
Harbor on one hundred million dollar contract folding an inside straight,
that might just be your answer. Yeah, don't go anywhere
more tales of cautionary woe from me and Danny. After
this bang, there is box across America. With Jimmy fail
As Danny Poula shocks sticking around. We're gonna double.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
We're gonna double. We're gonna go to the airport right now.
You gotta Dallas tonight? Now?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Is that we're heading?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, I'm going to Dallas, Texas. I got shows tonight.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Where are you playing, hyenas Dallas?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
If you're listening to us Dallas and we know you are, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
We know.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, come let's.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Check me out. Danny Comedy dot com is still some
tickets available.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That's tonight and tomorrow. So Danny, you get to see.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Danny my bags packed. I'm going straight.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
You have to watch him do jokes and then throw
a beer bottle at the TV when the dodgersmer is that.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I don't know what the TV situation is there, but
like literally both shows run throughout the game.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
They are both games, Yeah, but they're big sports fans
in Dallas, Texas. Dallas, Texas gonna have the game on sure,
watch a World Series of Baseball. Don't forget we're two
years removed from the Rangers winning it out in Arlington.
That Ranger Stadium, which is probably I think the newest
dome in baseball. Uh, it's something. It's so big, it's
as big as Jerry World. It's massive, but it being
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climate controlled in a seed and stuff. I was. It
was so foreign to me to go there. It just
you just felt like you were in a movie theater.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I haven't been there.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Actually, I was there for the Eclipse in Dallas get
two years ago, which was amazing.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
It was like one of the coolest things I've ever done.
But they were playing and then the wife I was like,
you want to go to the games?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
She's like, not really, well no, not to compete with
the Eclipse, but the Rangers so bacon on a stick,
twelve of those and like five venues. It was so good.
We're talking to Danny Polo Shuk. Catch him in Dallas
tonight and tomorrow, Hyenas. That's where the good stuff is happening.
His Blue Jays are going to be playing ball just
the same. I love that. I love that for you. Oh,
I love it. Still can't believe it. I cannot believe it.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
I love unreal.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
So I'm going to run.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I'm gonna be previewing high school football with my son
in a little bit.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, because that's how that is how props we got.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I know, I've tried so hard to kind of like
educate him on gambling as a young kids.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The trick is, I was talking about this yesterday. The
NBA created a lot of these avenues pro sports did
by creating so many ways to gamble, because it's only
a matter of time before someone sees them as a
lane to illicit means like we were talking about with
fixed first pitches and stuff like that, but it's all
aimed at young kids. The props are aimed at young
kids because it's a way to make huge money without
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betting any right. Get if we can get them involved
at five dollars a pop, when they get older, they'll
bet fifty. Yeah, you get them all fifty a pop
when they'll bet five.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I mean the way you're describing it, it doesn't seem great.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
No, No, it is absolutely positively not good. Like this
will age out as cigarettes marketed to ten years.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I actually agree with you on that, So this will
be in hindsight be like, yeah, this whole is just
like proliferation of gambling everywhere all the time.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
That's gonna being it has to corrupt everything. So that's
where I think this is gonna That's where I think
this is gonna go. But I think the moral of
the story is bet the Blue Jays plus the two
twenty you got.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Kind of I'm honestly like, there's a part.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Of your team. You can't jink them.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I know, there's like a weird although I did actually
bet them live against Seattle when they were down one.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Damn Wow, don't go back to the well, I know
to Dallas. You got to plane the cat happy World
series day. Ye there it is, get a.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Boom there. It is Fox across America.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
But be the main man, Jimmy Failo. It is a
Friday going all the way off the rails. The rest
of the way. My son Lincoln fail is coming by
little playground politics, and we will look ahead to the
Clark Rams. They've got a big game tomorrow. This has
been the most exciting fall of my life. I mean,
I love my kids of you know, uh senior in
high school. So we're watching the link man play the games.
They're battling for a playoff spot and I try to
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give you guys the highest security clearance in showbiz and
tell you pretty much everything about me and my family.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
And it's you know, it's a real thing.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And the reason we do it that way is because this,
you know, this show is all we have is authenticity.
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't really care
about politics, Like I'm so sick of it at this point.
I can give you takes, I can tell you who's
winning and who's losing, and who's and why. But when
you look at all the disgusting things that happen this week,
There's a clip from Tuesday that we've been meaning to
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play you since Tuesday about Robert Garcia, the representative out
in California, the Democrats and their ice tracking app.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Okay, listen to this clip, really quick, clip thirty five.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I share this with them.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Over the course of the next couple of weeks, the
Oversight Committee will be launching on their website a master
ice tracker, where we can We're going to be essentially
tracking every single instance that we can verify that the
community will send you able to send us information on.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
A man garbage like you just makes me sick. Okay,
ice tracker, so you can track ice.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Why are we mad about this because people are shooting
at ice agents. Here's the keem Jeffries that low rent
Halloween Masquerade version of Obama clip thirty six.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
This morning, new Congressman Robert Garcia anos the creation of
the new Master Ice Tracker.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Which will report activity acrostination.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
What are your thoughts on that program.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I haven't had a conversation with Robert Garcia about that yet.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, I came pass the buck. I'm sick and tired. Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Understand, the Democrats have made it acceptable in their party
to a tack federal agents, like that's a thing. So
when you get to that place and you're like, gee,
Jimmy Sure is talking a lot about NBA gambling this week,
a lot of dirty jokes with his son, it's because
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politics are disgusting and we don't help the world by
furthering the divide. But I got to be honest, you
also don't help the world by condoning this or giving
them a free pass. What they did is disgusting, and
I'll devote enough time to it to tell you that.
And it's the same thing with the reaction to the shutdown.
We played this clip yesterday when Kennedy was on the show.
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Representative Catherine Clark, who is the Minority whip and the
Democrat party, Okay, flat out admitting that, yeah, the shutdowns bad,
people are suffering, but it's the only leverage we have politically,
so screw you.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Listen to this clip forty.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
I mean, shutdowns are terrible, and of course there will
be you know, families that are going to suffer. We
take that responsibility very seriously, but it is one of
the few leverage times we have.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Oh man, did you hear that? Shutdowns they're terrible. We
take them very seriously, except it's the only political leverage
we have, so oh well, I mean, dude, you are
so full of shit. We take it very seriously. What
does that mean? You call the fire department? You like
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the houses on fire? And he goes, listen. We take
that very seriously, but uh gotta go.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
We listen. It's bad. We take it seriously. It's not good.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
But yet we're not actually gonna respond to the fire itself.
That's literally what they're saying. Okay, this shutdown is bad.
We know, families of the internstuff for guys. Just so
we're all in the same age. Okay, as we dismount
the political landscape for the week before we bring on
my kid. Okay, the government is still shut down. We're
approaching a record long shutdown because the Democrats claim the
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cost of health care is too high without the Obamacare
subsidies that expired. Okay, now that that's in your brain,
let's go back to the full scope of what that means.
The Democrats are complaining that the cost of Obamacare is
too high. Do you know who passed the Obamacare bill
without a single Republican vote?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
The Democrats.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Do you know who passed the expiring Obamacare subsidies without
a single Republican vote? The Democrats. So you understand, they're
complaining about a mess of their own making and flat
out admitting, by the way, families are suffering. We take
that seriously. But the families are suffering because they think
this is the only way they can hold the Republicans
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hostage enough to give them back the Obamacare subsidies. Guys,
I understand people's healthcare is going to go up if
we continue to have these subsidies. But you know what
else is going to happen. It's going to continue to
go up even if you have the subsidies because they're
not doing anything in the market to ensure competition and fairness,
which will ultimately drive down the cost because people will
want to give you a better product for less money.
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The Democrats corrupted the free market and now they want
to give you the frickin' bill.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh hot, damn it.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
There's a football Friday in the greatest country in the world.
Fix across America with Jimmy Fayler being joined now for
a big high school betting preview by none other than
number fifty eight Lincoln fail out of the four and
two clock Rams. Yo yo, Yo's a big one going
down for the Rams this weekend. But long before we
get there, tonight's Game one of the World Series of Baseball.
Boach the Dodgers and the Toronto Blue Jays, which we
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got to get into.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
But happy Friday, man, Happy Friday. I mean, listen, just
gonna come right out of the gate with this. You
got to root for America in the World Series. Come on,
what is this?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
You know we were saying if the Blue Jays beat
the Yankees, Trump should invade if they win the World Series,
I want a drone strike immediately for sure, like at
the ticker tape parade. And I know Pete Hagsath like
I'm gonna I'm kind of guaranteeing it's gonna happen. Actually,
if you got to make cake calls, the time is now,
you know what I'm saying. And I think Otani would
be with us. He's Japanese. They love a surprise attack.
(24:07):
Come on, well, Pearl harbor them. I don't know if
they have one, but Lincoln philis here. It's a football Friday.
We're keeping with the tasteless tradition of this week in radio. Dude,
this has been. It started last Saturday with the Saturday
Night Show. It's a very low ren show. Your Mom
was on, so we had to, you know, we dumped
it down. It got a little Craig Kennedy was on
telling crash jokes about Mom Donnie.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Then Sergeant Slaughter was on. Man, you know what it
felt like?
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
You know, and toy story the toys come to life,
Like I grew up playing with Sergeant Slaughter toys. So
the idea that he was like sitting there talking and
then choking people in the green room. You know those
guys that do like a karate hold on you, but
they commit a little too hard, Like do you remember
when Sean Hannity beat up William Like.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
This may come up with the Patriot Awards.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Guys. Tickets to the Patriot Awards November sixth at Long
Island University here on Long Island. Hannity is the host.
It may come up if I'm anywhere near a microphone
that Sean beat up William Rodriguez. I didn't get hasted.
And he was just doing a friendly karate demo to
be clear. It was like Napoleon Dynamite with Rex Kwondo.
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Oh yeah, grab my arm, the other arm, you know
that whole thing. And he just did like a nice
polite demo. But I kind of feel like he beat
up William a little bit? Did he not a little
bit justice for William. But we're sitting here on a
football Friday. We gotta talk football, we gotta talk baseball.
But really quick getting past the superficial analysis of Dodgers
versus Canada.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I do think they're going to win. The Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, yeah, they're huge favorites. And I was at a
Wednesday night dinner this week war and I was an
iHeartMedia event. Jeff Thomas, who runs all the talk radio
ads over at iHeart is a la guy, lives out
in Ventura. Just an absolutely phenomenal dude, and he told
me a story.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I told you sho off the air.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Otani has a luxury box that he saves for his dog.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
So like, do you remember how Soto left.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
The Yankees for the Mets and one of the sticking
points supposedly was a luxury box for his family.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Otani did that for his dog. Legendary stuff. It doesn't
actually make you like the guy more. Yeah, I mean
it's funny, you know what.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
It makes me think though, If he likes the dog
that much, that means instead of baseball, he's no betting
on dog races. Oh for sure, he's dog fighting dog races.
It saves a box for the dog. And Michael Vick
is there. But it's Game one of the World Series
out there tonight in Los Angeles. That's a big one,
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Dodgers in the Actually it's in Toronto tonight. Toronto is
home field advantage. Who would have thought, I know, and
the Scuts should have been as the Yankees got beat
up by it. I just didn't want to see us.
They're lucky they did not want this rematch link Van,
Can we just spare a word for how crass and
dirty the Yankee Heckler's wea this year so crass. So
me and like Lincoln got to see the Yankees eliminated
(27:04):
from the playoffs in Game four, But I feel like
the Hecklers were eliminated by Game three. Yeah, because it
was just profanity. No one was creative. They were just
angry and strong. There were no jokes. It was just
like f this and Smurf, go Smurf, my smurf and
all that jazz. It was really bad, which brings me
to tomorrow smack talk. So the clock Rams going head
(27:25):
to head with Floral Park. Do we know what Flora
Park is called? I think they're the Knights or something
like that. Yeah, like that. What's their record?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Four and two? Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Battle of foreign two team. This is a big one
for playoff implications. What and you guys are on the road,
home field advantage on the line. What you guys are
a pretty solid road team. But you play Floral Park
two games to go in the regular season before the
playoffs kick in. We don't want to look ahead to
the series finale against my Alma matern Division. I know
(27:56):
you're looking forward to that. Ah, it's going to be awkward.
I'll put on a Rams jersey while I root for division.
I don't want to make it look bad in front
of you, the parents that you know, I kid, but
Floral Park, what do we know about them? They're fourign two.
If they played anybody good, they've played everybody we've played.
Oh okay, but we're definitely better than that. You think
you guys are favored, Yeah, sure on the road, favored
(28:17):
for sure. Do they have any unique situations? Like you know,
two weeks ago, Valley Stream South had a great announcer
who sounded like Squidward from SpongeBob hand off to number
twenty nine. She you know that guy. I not that
I know of yet, but I'm sure there's something. You
think they're working on a secret weapon. Yeah, we're talking
(28:37):
to my son, Lincoln Fala. Shut up, it's Friday. This
is what we do. If you're listening for the first time,
you're like, where's the politics? Why isn't it yelling about
the White House renovations? We don't do that on this show.
It's a grown up show. We're is having a good time.
So the Rams are on the road, they're against they're
playing the Floral Park whatever we decided they were called.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, the Filipino lady boys.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
So give me that. I bring them up because we're
going to get to the football. That's obviously the headliner here.
Luigi Mangioni someone your mom has written a lot of
letters too. I can't but did you see I don't
know if you saw that story this week. Luigi Mangioni
before he shot the guy, uh huh, was over in
Bangkok and got beat up by seven lady boys what
on his vacation? Like he got jumped like I don't
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know if it was like a mugging or he was
into it, like my producer Mikey.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Think he had into it.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
So yeah, you think that was expensive room service? Yeah,
but you order seven of them to beat you up.
Some guys got their stuff. Man, Every artist has a process.
So apparently Luigi got beat up, so you're saying he
wanted that, So maybe it didn't play a role. But
is there any world where these weirdo Filipino lady boys
beat him up and sent him over the edge.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
That might have been it too. Let it hurt your pride.
It's got to be demoralizing.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
To get beat up by seven seventy pound boys dressed
as women.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
It's embarrassing. Hey, you know those old debates.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
It's like, would you rather fight one five hundred pound
duck or five hundred and one pound ducks? All the thing?
Would you rather fight one seven foot tall Philipito lady
boy or seven one foot tall Philipito lady boys? How
does that work?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I don't know. I think I have I think I'd
have to be able to take on the seven lady boys.
It's the kind of hard hitting journalism we do over here.
Check me out on Hannitay tonight. Don't forget Fox News
Saturday night tomorrow night. So give me this. It's four
and two rams are on the road. How did they
look in practice this week?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Looked great?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
During practice they felt good. Ye, nobody got in trouble.
There was no disciplinary running not no wow. I get
a great reach out for you this week. You know
the great Jim Jordan Russell, who does have a gambling problem,
who runs Jim's communications team, used to work at the
University of Georgia and he wanted to He offered to
help get some of your game film out there to
(30:50):
you know, kind of ingratiate you to some bigger colleges.
If you want to apply, do the link Man think
he wants to play college football.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Link Man's focusing on the next two games.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
He's such a politician. Hey, if you win the mayor's race,
you gonna.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Run for president. I'm just worried about being mayor.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Good jo, Wow, what could meet? You have better media
training than me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, I would. I would have been like, what do
the girls look like? How much money am I getting?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Is there any nil money in it for me? What's
happening here? Way to focus, man, You're a lot more
professional than me. I would have had questions. I would
had questions about that, But we can get to that later.
So it's Floral Park, you're on the road. It's an
eleven am game. Wow, I might be missing Kaylee mcanany's
talk show for this damn freaking White House Press secretary.
(31:34):
Coolest girl I know a funk. Kaylee mcketty's a home
run girl. The idea that I got to turn down
a TV hit? Like, do you mention that to your team?
Like my dad could have been a national TV could
have been hanging out you know what I'm saying? Yeah, no,
in the huddle before every game. I'm kidding, But it's
an eleven o'clock game. You could have a big crowd. Okay,
you've played in front of multiple grandpas in the last
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few weeks. Yep. You're gonna have family in town. Okay,
You've got Uncle Dan and Uncle Kim, or and Kim.
Yeah and Kim, your cousins. There's rumors of an Uncle
Jim siding. We haven't confirmed that, but the point is
they'll be in the crowd. So you can have an
electric atmosphere. Yep, you're gonna have the clock ram parents hammer.
They tailgate on the road, Oh yeah, for sure, eleven
am game, so they'll be there. Half in the bag.
(32:18):
Oh you know they started drinking at five pm. By
the way, a good night before. Do you like Buffalo
Bills fans. Yeah, they mashed tables. They tailgate week up,
not a day of week of putting cigarettes out on babies.
So with so much hat, well that's that, you know
some of these babies, Yeah, they deserve it, They've got it.
It's not nice to say on the show this big,
(32:39):
but you know we've met some of these babies. It's
you know, anyway, stick with me talking to Lincoln Faiala,
So knowing all that's at stake four and two on
the road. What is the prediction in this game? I
actually I think our offense is going to have a
bounce back week.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I give us a twenty eight to thirteen win.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Whoa you think the o gets off the off the
canvas after a tough oh got shot out last week? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
They actually let up as many points as the defense.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Wow, so they're due for a bounce back. Yeah they are.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
And to be clear, Carry, you played Carry who kind
of dominated the line of scrimmage on the you know,
on the defensive side of the ball. But your defense
was in that game, the defense you probably had, you know,
double digit tackles, Oh for sure, you had a lot
of what did you have more of last Saturday night?
Tackles or beer?
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I don't know. Both those numbers get pretty high. You
lose track after a while, you're honor. It's hard for
anybody to say so. No one will going into Floral
Park predicting a twenty eight to thirteen win, which, if possible,
gets you to five and two on the year. Yep.
I would imagine it is Miller time Saturday night. Oh
for sure, they probably have a party or something. Oh,
of course alcohol free. Like you guys played beer pong
(33:43):
with apple juice, right, yeah, apple, je sprite, whatever it takes.
You know, some of that sprite.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
What does the sprike cranberry you drink around the holidays?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, some of that? All right, that makes sense. And
give me one more take before I let you go
on the world of politics. What did I follow all week?
There was a lot of stupid stuff. Did you see
that they're fixing the White House? It's a little bit
of build in a ballroom. I mean you want a
president who has parties? Yeah, because you know what part
of this is based on a lot of presidents. About
six of them have renovated the White House big time.
(34:12):
I'm talking like, you know, the West Wing, the revamp
of the West Wing. Harry Truman revamped the whole White House.
JFK had a bowling alley, Nixon put in uh oh, jay,
excuse me. JFK had a swimming lane. Nixon pulled in
a bowling alley. Clinton put in a stripper. Poll at
the point is stomp it hey up there? It is
so the point. But Obama, who put in a basketball hoop,
(34:34):
famously had a massive state dinner but because they didn't
have a ballroom, they had to rent a tent. What
do you want to live in America where the president's
having parties in a tent? No, Like, we should be
fine if we have a party in a ten or
friends at a party ten that's fine. You're the president
the president. Come on, you have to we have to
have some self respect, folks. Yeah, isn't that the point?
And everybody bitching about like, oh, it's putting out a
(34:57):
ball rock. What do you think they're going to do
if the Democrats became president again.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
They've used better or not. Yeah, they're gonna use the ball.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
They're gonna put up a tense No, there you go.
We want to go back out thought, that's the point.
It's all performative outrage. But not tomorrow. The Rams get
on the field. That's real rage, going for five and two.
We're angry locking up a playoff berth. They're not messing around.
You say, bet at all on the Rams? Bet the Ram,
all right? You bet the Rams during the day, you
watch Fox New Saturday night. During the night, you have
(35:24):
the best weekend allowable by law. We are out of here.
Happy Friday, Go enjoy your unique American privilege. Be a Republican,
be a Democrat is don't be a Jimmy fil' screw
you get him out of here yet out.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
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This is a podcast from wo R from Everywhere USA.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fayla. Oh hot, damn.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
There. It is final hour of the week on Fox
Across America with your main man, Jimmy Thala. Of course,
we have my son coming by to tell us who
to bet in high school football. That's the kind of
classy show we have. But long before we get to
the high school games, We've got a major league game
going up up in Toronto tonight and we are just
going to go right off the radio rails.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No politics in this hour.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Danny paula shock superstar, Canadian comedian, and a lot of
peppinas step there's a blue on his head World Series
and he is ready to go the World Series.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Crest on the side. I was just at the MLB store.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Happy Friday, Happy World Series. You know the rules, folks.
You're all welcome the call, text, tweet, carrier pigeon, but
I'm not getting to any of your calls in this hour.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Chit chatting to do.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
But either way, if you're listening in, don't feel alienated
by any of our opinions. You don't need to share them.
Be a Republican be a Democrat. Just don't be a
bad There it goes. Now.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
The bad news, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
For the Blue Jays, bad news is they are the
biggest underdogs in the World Series probably in the last
fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, they're like Chargers.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The good news, thank you, thank you, thank you. The
good news is we don't know who the NBA bet
on this. No, no, If the NBA is involved, this is
a whole new ball game. Man. If Chauncey Billups has
the Blue Jays, that means the mob as the Blue Jays.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I was literally just watching some some poker podcasts from
like years ago where people are like Chauncey Billis runs
this rigged poker game.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
There was an old Street joke and I want to
get to that in the seconds, an old Street joke
about gambling. I'm Polish. I grew up telling Polish jokes. Okay,
there was an old Street joke. It was how do
you tell the pollock at the cock fight? Like, he's
the one with a duck, Like, how do you tell
the Italian to the cock fight? He's the one betting
on the duck. How do you tell the mobs at
the cock fight? The duck wins. So the duck won
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in a lot of poker games this weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, I don't know what these players are thinking, Like
Terry Rose, here is like one hundred million dollar contract.
That's how could this possibly be worth? Like this isn't
on the raptors. Actually, remember John take Porter. You know
this guy's on like a league minimum deal. Realistically, you
play you know, sixty games in your career, Yeah, you
understand that.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Obviously.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It's crazy when like a was it a ninety one
thousand dollars bet came in for his like prop on
the under for a single game.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That is where all the arrests are coming, balls and
strikes in major league games.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
They have to just get rid of that.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, yeah, they have to.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I mean that's the thing is you know you obviously
were somewhat of a similar age, Like I remember when
gambling was this like vilified thing. Yeah, every league was like,
we can't have a team in Las Vegas. Yeah, like
we couldn't possibly adopt gambling into our sport. It would
And they were right, they just they were completely right.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
But the money was just too good to pass up.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I guess the only thing that's maybe good about this
is they can keep the gambling. And then players see
this and they go, okay, like we got to you
gotta play some defail if we're doing anything like this,
like they will catch us.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So but you know what this is, and I mean this, Yeah,
they're obviously making an example of this. They're probably letting
a couple of them go. I had a buddy who
was a victim of Major League Baseball wanting to pretend
they were testing for steroids in the mid nineties. Yeah,
to we're around ninety eight when they just started banning
minor leaguers for life. Yeah yeah, as a way of
like telling the American league guy, the major league guys,
(03:23):
you're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
To be a little bit ahead of the testing for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, well we're taking this seriously.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But that's what's going on with gambling. But we already
know this for a fact. Even class A, who pitched
for the Indians, the Guardians, yeah, was in trouble for
what fixing balls and strikes.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah yeah, just like absolutely just sailing a first pitch
and when one right in the dirt.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And understand you, guys, it's like they're gambling has enabled
them to fix They don't have to fix the game anymore.
That requires a lot more people.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You can bet off one second of a game, I know,
you know, or you can bang.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, and you have all your buddies from back home
and you're like, you know it used to be. We're like, yeah,
I just have to pay for these people's lifestyle right now.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
You're just like, hey, Like, I saw Damon.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Jones, he was in this and basically he apparently like
told all of his friends when he was a bench
coach for the Lakers. He goes, Lebron's out to night,
go back on Milwaukee, like nobody knows Lebron's not playing
to night. Well, so it's like you could throw all
your friends at bone. You don't actually have to give
them any money or do anything.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You just go hey, like, but you know what, if
you're that guy, your friends still want the free stuff.
He still want the free stuff, And I get it.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
But you go, yo, like I get it. Look, no, no,
you are not wrong throwing a huge bone here.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
This is the problem with everything, literally everything. I'm sure
you saw the ESPN footage of them covering this with
the DraftKings add at the bottom.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Of course, yeah, Okay, we're removed.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
This is never Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
This is the problem with every single thing being sponsored
by gambling is every one of these things creates a
new cash opportunity. And that's what happens to guys that
we're talking about. Okay, like Rosier down in Miami. Okay,
yes he's one hundred million dollar contract, but a lot
of stuff like this is just big cash. There's probably
some apparently he was.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Getting two hundred Graham just like dropped off of his house.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Ye ash to show up and play in a rigged
poker game and make cats.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Poker's crazy because it isn't even sports related. That's just
I know, crime. Yeah, that is just straight doing crime.
Like you're just like money laundering. You're like, what if
Chauncey Billups has to do with poker?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And then you wonder and the answer is, honestly, I
don't have the answer until we hear the case. But
the answer in terms of lifestyle and human instinct is
that if you're that far in deep with the mob,
it's because they have something on you. Maybe not a
gambling debt you can't afford to pay, because odds are
these guys can, but you might have a night life,
you know.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I mean sometimes he's you know what, sometimes these dudes
get in over their like I'm sure Chauncey Billips, like,
could you rack up a five million dollar gambling debt
where he's like not pumped about paying it?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, I mean that's that's what a lot of people
believed about Michael Jordan back in the day, that his
minor league baseball career was a glorified suspension.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I mean they thought the reason he sold the Theodcats
or the Bobcats.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Or whatever was because of a gambling Yeah, there's rumors
about that.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah. They've been very good about protecting, you know, him
as a face of the league. It's like Otani's interpreter
took a purple But come on, is any serious bookie
in Beijing giving an interpreter rock a three hundred million
dollar line or whatever he had, Well.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
That was the guy is who was the bookie. I
don't know if you've seen him, he's been like making
the rounds. He just got sent to jail, but he's
making the rounds. Essentially, he's like, this guy's like making
these huge bets and then he finds out where the
money is coming from and he's just.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Like, oh crap, this is so bad.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I'm so screwed right now.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
And any good. So my question to you, Danny is
is is there a world where Otani has maybe bet
the Blue Jays.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So it's like the money is just too good.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
He's too good. No, just the first pitch.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And I'm so excited to have you on today though,
in your Blue Jays World Series hat.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
It's the best feeling.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh man, I never thought i'd wear one of these again,
it's so great.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I've never actually in my really like, I don't think
these existed in like the nineties.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, I mean where you could get like the Blues
officials just.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Bought the hat. They didn't up and march out.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, it was just the hat.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Now they do it by the round gets a build
for October.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I was gonna and I honestly was gonna get the
playoff round hat, but then I was like, you know
what a way, I can always buy it after the fact.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Do you know what I'm so happy for personally for
you having made the World Series and got in the
hat ahead of the series. Last year, I was so
happy for Lincoln having the Yankees in the World Series
that I wanted to get him a Judge World Series
jersey with the patch, yeah, and the greatest thing I
could buy him. And they told me it wasn't coming
for ten days, and I was like, dude, if it
ain't come for ten days, the series could be over.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I know you will have lost. Maybe he lost, and
it's useless.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
This hat.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I literally went online right after the Jays won and
they're like, yeah, ship's in eight days.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I don't want this in eight days. So the MLB
stores like they had him quicker down the street. Yeah,
they just got them into that.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Back in the day when we had Model's was our
sports sporting goods chain around here, Modell's was would have
this merch overnight immediately and everybody would have it, and
it made sense to buy it because you had the
optimism of series hadn't even started yet. Sure, I mean
there are so many tainted articles of clothing in a
sports fan's life when you bought it. In the series
losing well, I mean there's craks of Seattle Mariners. Series
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has been sent to Africa. Yeah, they're down in Caracas
next to President Hillary, President Kamala.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
They're hanging out down there. Oh, we know that.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
That's a totally great Danny poulishok is in studio. But
you got to be so optimistic. I mean, I know
the Dodgers are big favorites, but who cares. I mean,
you're here, and anything happens in these series.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Hey, like my my father says, he goes the ball
is round, anything can happen.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And I met Danny's dad. He was in a green
room on Fox New Saturday night with his mom. Just
lovely end of the bar afterwards. The one thing about
that TV show, which you should be on soon. You
gotta work this tech. We have text Rebecca, But hold
on a second, is everybody's everybody's parents wind up at
the show.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I know at some point my mom comes.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
All my in laws are itching.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh is that true?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, he just hasn't worked out whether here because in Tampa.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Okay, but let's get on.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh that's too funny.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
They literally turned on Fox New this first thing in
the morning and it's the last thing to go off.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
The funniest thing about that Saturday that's I get. I
know those people. The funniest thing about our show. It's
like my kid will be on, my wife will be on,
my mom is there, your mom is there, and we're
telling the most depraved jokes.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I've ever heard on television.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
My TV show reminds me of like my first Bringer
show was a comment when you hadn't done comedy yet,
so all you knew was filth. And it's your mom
and your aunt Fran listening to you tell gratuitous sex.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Jokes, and you're just like, I wish they weren't here.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, at one in the afternoon, you're bombing with disgusting
sex jokes because it's all you know out of the
gates and that is we're doing the TV.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Version of that.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I love her though.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
No, we're having a good time. So we got that
going on. We got an NBA betting scandal. Uh, there's
still a government shut down. It's been such a fun time.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
And you get bet it on the government shutdown.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
That's the funniest thing about what's going on right now
is you're like, you want some action on the government
shut down.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And you knowing how dirty the government is with trading stocks,
what do you want to bet there's somebody prolonging the shutdown.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Well, the thing is you can bet like if you
go on like polymarket or something like you can bet
they give you, like well, the government shut down and
in the next three days, the next like seven days.
And as far as I understand, like there's no laws
against like insider betting on this stuff because this is
so new, yeah that they probably don't even have any
information on this, So you kind of can just like
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you know stuff and you go.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Y'all throw a couple hundred K on this, like I
know the outcome.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Here, you want to die. There's a great story. You'll
appreciate this. So to bring this gambling discussion full circle, obviously,
in my twenties, like I was a real gamble yeah
like that. Yeah, I mean even lines are credit at casino.
So like if the month ended and I owed somebody
ten grand I didn't have, I would borrow it from
the other casino, which would give me a month to
win back rights. This did ultimately end after like five
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years of my life with me on a payment plan.
Sure I had to pay back when I was a young,
fable kid, but I.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Gre on playing with a guy named Vinnie.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Do you know, honestly stop, No, a real casino paying play.
What stopped me? They make it like an installment loan?
What stopped me from gambling is when Jenny moved here
and we bought a couch. I had a tangible asset
to show for my money. And the psychology of gambling
was always if you pay six hundred bucks for a couch,
you get a couch, But if you give it to
this blackjack dealer, it could be eighty five hundred dollars, right,
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So that was my psychology. I never bought anything with money.
I worked and lost at gambling. That's all I did.
So Jenny moving here actually what got me to outgrow gambling.
It wasn't like addiction or treatument right, they're like what,
they don't get it. But I can tell you this.
In twelfth grade, during lead week, which was like our
just say no week, they'd have people lecture you about
drugs and drinking and alcohol and everything like that. The
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guy in my twelfth grade classroom who was crying about
how much money he was down was down ten thousand
dollars less than I was.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Sitting in the front row of the classroom. I didn't
say that.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I was just like this guy's such as, come on,
what he's talking about. I'm over here turning tricks behind
the bull again, buddy, there's a way out of this.
It doesn't involve lecturing school kids for no pay. Come on,
man anyway and talking about prop bets and things that
can go awry. This is one of my favorite points
of gambling, high low and everything in between. There was
an old doorman at Carolines, the now defunct Carolines comedy Club,
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Great plays. Shout out to Caroline, who's a big Fox fan.
We love cat passed there and my showbiz Caroline Hurst.
Shout out to Caroline Hurst, big Fox fan. By the way,
she'd go down at mar Lago. She's fantastic the woman
who owned Caroline, so stick with me. There was a
doorman at Carolines who was an extra on The Sopranos,
and back then you could bet who gets whacked on
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the Sopranos. And I would swear I didn't talk to him.
I didn't know him, but I would swear he was
in an episode and I heard him talking to somebody
else that Pantaliano's character got whacked that season.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Really he didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I didn't know the story.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
He just said, yeah, like he's in a fight with
his agent because he gets killed off the show this
year and then working out of thing, and in the
back of my mind it was just in the back
of my mind, so me being a problematic gambler. Like
a month and a half later, I saw an online
betting ad and one of the come ons to get
the young kids to gamble was you can bet on sports,
you get out on a bet. You can even bet
on who gets killed on the Sopranos.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And I was like, you don't say so.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
It was like September of whatever that year was like
oh four oh three oh two, I don't know, yeah,
three o two. So I bet a five hundred dollars
bet that he would get whacked Ralph Seferetto would get
whacked on the Sopranos a five hundred dollar bet and
it paid like twelve to one, so you might win
six thousand dollars. Anyway, two months later, I was down
at the taj Mahal in Atlantic City. It's girl Joanne
(13:38):
I was seeing at the Times Is before I met
my wife. I was down a lot of money, okay,
maybe close to five or six thousand dollars. I lost everything,
I lost credit, I maxed out my ATM cards. I
went upstairs and ate and my family would is known
as the five thousand dollars roast beef sandwich because your
sandwich is Yeah, they're going to camp your sandwich. You're
out five thousand dollars. You've gone to the blood bank
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and the SuperM bank to get bus fair home. But
the roast beef sandwich is free. So as I'm sitting
there eating this sandwich, I get a call from my
brother Joey Goes they wrapped, they whacked Ralphie on the Sopranos.
I'm like, no way, and I won all my money back.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
That's oh man.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
It would be so funny if you're watching it live
with somebody and you started just like yes, It's like
why are you cheering?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Thank you? But instead of watching it live or looking
for a replay, I ran down to the casino and
lost all of it again.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Damn right.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
That's how That's how GM was.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
So to wonder what Chauncey Billups is doing in sag
Harbor on one hundred million dollar contract folding an inside straight,
that might just be your answer. Yeah, don't go anywhere
more tales of cautionary woe from me and Danny. After
this bang, there is box across America. With Jimmy fail
As Danny Poula shocks sticking around. We're gonna double.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
We're gonna double. We're gonna go to the airport right now.
You gotta Dallas tonight? Now?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Is that we're heading?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, I'm going to Dallas, Texas. I got shows tonight.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Where are you playing, hyenas Dallas?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
If you're listening to us Dallas and we know you are, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
We know.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, come let's.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Check me out. Danny Comedy dot com is still some
tickets available.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
That's tonight and tomorrow. So Danny, you get to see.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Danny my bags packed. I'm going straight.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
You have to watch him do jokes and then throw
a beer bottle at the TV when the dodgersmer is that.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I don't know what the TV situation is there, but
like literally both shows run throughout the game.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
They are both games, Yeah, but they're big sports fans
in Dallas, Texas. Dallas, Texas gonna have the game on sure,
watch a World Series of Baseball. Don't forget we're two
years removed from the Rangers winning it out in Arlington.
That Ranger Stadium, which is probably I think the newest
dome in baseball. Uh, it's something. It's so big, it's
as big as Jerry World. It's massive, but it being
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climate controlled in a seed and stuff. I was. It
was so foreign to me to go there. It just
you just felt like you were in a movie theater.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I haven't been there.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Actually, I was there for the Eclipse in Dallas get
two years ago, which was amazing.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
It was like one of the coolest things I've ever done.
But they were playing and then the wife I was like,
you want to go to the games?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
She's like, not really, well no, not to compete with
the Eclipse, but the Rangers so bacon on a stick,
twelve of those and like five venues. It was so good.
We're talking to Danny Polo Shuk. Catch him in Dallas
tonight and tomorrow, Hyenas. That's where the good stuff is happening.
His Blue Jays are going to be playing ball just
the same. I love that. I love that for you. Oh,
I love it. Still can't believe it. I cannot believe it.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
I love unreal.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
So I'm going to run.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I'm gonna be previewing high school football with my son
in a little bit.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, because that's how that is how props we got.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I know, I've tried so hard to kind of like
educate him on gambling as a young kids.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The trick is, I was talking about this yesterday. The
NBA created a lot of these avenues pro sports did
by creating so many ways to gamble, because it's only
a matter of time before someone sees them as a
lane to illicit means like we were talking about with
fixed first pitches and stuff like that, but it's all
aimed at young kids. The props are aimed at young
kids because it's a way to make huge money without
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betting any right. Get if we can get them involved
at five dollars a pop, when they get older, they'll
bet fifty. Yeah, you get them all fifty a pop
when they'll bet five.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I mean the way you're describing it, it doesn't seem great.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
No, No, it is absolutely positively not good. Like this
will age out as cigarettes marketed to ten years.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I actually agree with you on that, So this will
be in hindsight be like, yeah, this whole is just
like proliferation of gambling everywhere all the time.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
That's gonna being it has to corrupt everything. So that's
where I think this is gonna That's where I think
this is gonna go. But I think the moral of
the story is bet the Blue Jays plus the two
twenty you got.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Kind of I'm honestly like, there's a part.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Of your team. You can't jink them.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I know, there's like a weird although I did actually
bet them live against Seattle when they were down one.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Damn Wow, don't go back to the well, I know
to Dallas. You got to plane the cat happy World
series day. Ye there it is, get a.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Boom there. It is Fox across America.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
But be the main man, Jimmy Failo. It is a
Friday going all the way off the rails. The rest
of the way. My son Lincoln fail is coming by
little playground politics, and we will look ahead to the
Clark Rams. They've got a big game tomorrow. This has
been the most exciting fall of my life. I mean,
I love my kids of you know, uh senior in
high school. So we're watching the link man play the games.
They're battling for a playoff spot and I try to
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give you guys the highest security clearance in showbiz and
tell you pretty much everything about me and my family.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
And it's you know, it's a real thing.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And the reason we do it that way is because this,
you know, this show is all we have is authenticity.
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't really care
about politics, Like I'm so sick of it at this point.
I can give you takes, I can tell you who's
winning and who's losing, and who's and why. But when
you look at all the disgusting things that happen this week,
There's a clip from Tuesday that we've been meaning to
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play you since Tuesday about Robert Garcia, the representative out
in California, the Democrats and their ice tracking app.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Okay, listen to this clip, really quick, clip thirty five.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I share this with them.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Over the course of the next couple of weeks, the
Oversight Committee will be launching on their website a master
ice tracker, where we can We're going to be essentially
tracking every single instance that we can verify that the
community will send you able to send us information on.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
A man garbage like you just makes me sick. Okay,
ice tracker, so you can track ice.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Why are we mad about this because people are shooting
at ice agents. Here's the keem Jeffries that low rent
Halloween Masquerade version of Obama clip thirty six.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
This morning, new Congressman Robert Garcia anos the creation of
the new Master Ice Tracker.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Which will report activity acrostination.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
What are your thoughts on that program.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I haven't had a conversation with Robert Garcia about that yet.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, I came pass the buck. I'm sick and tired. Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Understand, the Democrats have made it acceptable in their party
to a tack federal agents, like that's a thing. So
when you get to that place and you're like, gee,
Jimmy Sure is talking a lot about NBA gambling this week,
a lot of dirty jokes with his son, it's because
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politics are disgusting and we don't help the world by
furthering the divide. But I got to be honest, you
also don't help the world by condoning this or giving
them a free pass. What they did is disgusting, and
I'll devote enough time to it to tell you that.
And it's the same thing with the reaction to the shutdown.
We played this clip yesterday when Kennedy was on the show.
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Representative Catherine Clark, who is the Minority whip and the
Democrat party, Okay, flat out admitting that, yeah, the shutdowns bad,
people are suffering, but it's the only leverage we have politically,
so screw you.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Listen to this clip forty.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
I mean, shutdowns are terrible, and of course there will
be you know, families that are going to suffer. We
take that responsibility very seriously, but it is one of
the few leverage times we have.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Oh man, did you hear that? Shutdowns they're terrible. We
take them very seriously, except it's the only political leverage
we have, so oh well, I mean, dude, you are
so full of shit. We take it very seriously. What
does that mean? You call the fire department? You like
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the houses on fire? And he goes, listen. We take
that very seriously, but uh gotta go.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
We listen. It's bad. We take it seriously. It's not good.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
But yet we're not actually gonna respond to the fire itself.
That's literally what they're saying. Okay, this shutdown is bad.
We know, families of the internstuff for guys. Just so
we're all in the same age. Okay, as we dismount
the political landscape for the week before we bring on
my kid. Okay, the government is still shut down. We're
approaching a record long shutdown because the Democrats claim the
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cost of health care is too high without the Obamacare
subsidies that expired. Okay, now that that's in your brain,
let's go back to the full scope of what that means.
The Democrats are complaining that the cost of Obamacare is
too high. Do you know who passed the Obamacare bill
without a single Republican vote?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
The Democrats.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Do you know who passed the expiring Obamacare subsidies without
a single Republican vote? The Democrats. So you understand, they're
complaining about a mess of their own making and flat
out admitting, by the way, families are suffering. We take
that seriously. But the families are suffering because they think
this is the only way they can hold the Republicans
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hostage enough to give them back the Obamacare subsidies. Guys,
I understand people's healthcare is going to go up if
we continue to have these subsidies. But you know what
else is going to happen. It's going to continue to
go up even if you have the subsidies because they're
not doing anything in the market to ensure competition and fairness,
which will ultimately drive down the cost because people will
want to give you a better product for less money.
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The Democrats corrupted the free market and now they want
to give you the frickin' bill.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh hot, damn it.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
There's a football Friday in the greatest country in the world.
Fix across America with Jimmy Fayler being joined now for
a big high school betting preview by none other than
number fifty eight Lincoln fail out of the four and
two clock Rams. Yo yo, Yo's a big one going
down for the Rams this weekend. But long before we
get there, tonight's Game one of the World Series of Baseball.
Boach the Dodgers and the Toronto Blue Jays, which we
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got to get into.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
But happy Friday, man, Happy Friday. I mean, listen, just
gonna come right out of the gate with this. You
got to root for America in the World Series. Come on,
what is this?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
You know we were saying if the Blue Jays beat
the Yankees, Trump should invade if they win the World Series,
I want a drone strike immediately for sure, like at
the ticker tape parade. And I know Pete Hagsath like
I'm gonna I'm kind of guaranteeing it's gonna happen. Actually,
if you got to make cake calls, the time is now,
you know what I'm saying. And I think Otani would
be with us. He's Japanese. They love a surprise attack.
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Come on, well, Pearl harbor them. I don't know if
they have one, but Lincoln philis here. It's a football Friday.
We're keeping with the tasteless tradition of this week in radio. Dude,
this has been. It started last Saturday with the Saturday
Night Show. It's a very low ren show. Your Mom
was on, so we had to, you know, we dumped
it down. It got a little Craig Kennedy was on
telling crash jokes about Mom Donnie.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Then Sergeant Slaughter was on. Man, you know what it
felt like?
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
You know, and toy story the toys come to life,
Like I grew up playing with Sergeant Slaughter toys. So
the idea that he was like sitting there talking and
then choking people in the green room. You know those
guys that do like a karate hold on you, but
they commit a little too hard, Like do you remember
when Sean Hannity beat up William Like.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
This may come up with the Patriot Awards.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Guys. Tickets to the Patriot Awards November sixth at Long
Island University here on Long Island. Hannity is the host.
It may come up if I'm anywhere near a microphone
that Sean beat up William Rodriguez. I didn't get hasted.
And he was just doing a friendly karate demo to
be clear. It was like Napoleon Dynamite with Rex Kwondo.
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Oh yeah, grab my arm, the other arm, you know
that whole thing. And he just did like a nice
polite demo. But I kind of feel like he beat
up William a little bit? Did he not a little
bit justice for William. But we're sitting here on a
football Friday. We gotta talk football, we gotta talk baseball.
But really quick getting past the superficial analysis of Dodgers
versus Canada.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I do think they're going to win. The Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, yeah, they're huge favorites. And I was at a
Wednesday night dinner this week war and I was an
iHeartMedia event. Jeff Thomas, who runs all the talk radio
ads over at iHeart is a la guy, lives out
in Ventura. Just an absolutely phenomenal dude, and he told
me a story.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I told you sho off the air.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Otani has a luxury box that he saves for his dog.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
So like, do you remember how Soto left.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
The Yankees for the Mets and one of the sticking
points supposedly was a luxury box for his family.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Otani did that for his dog. Legendary stuff. It doesn't
actually make you like the guy more. Yeah, I mean
it's funny, you know what.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
It makes me think though, If he likes the dog
that much, that means instead of baseball, he's no betting
on dog races. Oh for sure, he's dog fighting dog races.
It saves a box for the dog. And Michael Vick
is there. But it's Game one of the World Series
out there tonight in Los Angeles. That's a big one,
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Dodgers in the Actually it's in Toronto tonight. Toronto is
home field advantage. Who would have thought, I know, and
the Scuts should have been as the Yankees got beat
up by it. I just didn't want to see us.
They're lucky they did not want this rematch link Van,
Can we just spare a word for how crass and
dirty the Yankee Heckler's wea this year so crass. So
me and like Lincoln got to see the Yankees eliminated
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from the playoffs in Game four, But I feel like
the Hecklers were eliminated by Game three. Yeah, because it
was just profanity. No one was creative. They were just
angry and strong. There were no jokes. It was just
like f this and Smurf, go Smurf, my smurf and
all that jazz. It was really bad, which brings me
to tomorrow smack talk. So the clock Rams going head
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to head with Floral Park. Do we know what Flora
Park is called? I think they're the Knights or something
like that. Yeah, like that. What's their record?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Four and two? Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Battle of foreign two team. This is a big one
for playoff implications. What and you guys are on the road,
home field advantage on the line. What you guys are
a pretty solid road team. But you play Floral Park
two games to go in the regular season before the
playoffs kick in. We don't want to look ahead to
the series finale against my Alma matern Division. I know
(27:56):
you're looking forward to that. Ah, it's going to be awkward.
I'll put on a Rams jersey while I root for division.
I don't want to make it look bad in front
of you, the parents that you know, I kid, but
Floral Park, what do we know about them? They're fourign two.
If they played anybody good, they've played everybody we've played.
Oh okay, but we're definitely better than that. You think
you guys are favored, Yeah, sure on the road, favored
(28:17):
for sure. Do they have any unique situations? Like you know,
two weeks ago, Valley Stream South had a great announcer
who sounded like Squidward from SpongeBob hand off to number
twenty nine. She you know that guy. I not that
I know of yet, but I'm sure there's something. You
think they're working on a secret weapon. Yeah, we're talking
(28:37):
to my son, Lincoln Fala. Shut up, it's Friday. This
is what we do. If you're listening for the first time,
you're like, where's the politics? Why isn't it yelling about
the White House renovations? We don't do that on this show.
It's a grown up show. We're is having a good time.
So the Rams are on the road, they're against they're
playing the Floral Park whatever we decided they were called.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, the Filipino lady boys.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
So give me that. I bring them up because we're
going to get to the football. That's obviously the headliner here.
Luigi Mangioni someone your mom has written a lot of
letters too. I can't but did you see I don't
know if you saw that story this week. Luigi Mangioni
before he shot the guy, uh huh, was over in
Bangkok and got beat up by seven lady boys what
on his vacation? Like he got jumped like I don't
(29:20):
know if it was like a mugging or he was
into it, like my producer Mikey.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Think he had into it.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
So yeah, you think that was expensive room service? Yeah,
but you order seven of them to beat you up.
Some guys got their stuff. Man, Every artist has a process.
So apparently Luigi got beat up, so you're saying he
wanted that, So maybe it didn't play a role. But
is there any world where these weirdo Filipino lady boys
beat him up and sent him over the edge.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
That might have been it too. Let it hurt your pride.
It's got to be demoralizing.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
To get beat up by seven seventy pound boys dressed
as women.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
It's embarrassing. Hey, you know those old debates.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
It's like, would you rather fight one five hundred pound
duck or five hundred and one pound ducks? All the thing?
Would you rather fight one seven foot tall Philipito lady
boy or seven one foot tall Philipito lady boys? How
does that work?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I don't know. I think I have I think I'd
have to be able to take on the seven lady boys.
It's the kind of hard hitting journalism we do over here.
Check me out on Hannitay tonight. Don't forget Fox News
Saturday night tomorrow night. So give me this. It's four
and two rams are on the road. How did they
look in practice this week?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Looked great?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
During practice they felt good. Ye, nobody got in trouble.
There was no disciplinary running not no wow. I get
a great reach out for you this week. You know
the great Jim Jordan Russell, who does have a gambling problem,
who runs Jim's communications team, used to work at the
University of Georgia and he wanted to He offered to
help get some of your game film out there to
(30:50):
you know, kind of ingratiate you to some bigger colleges.
If you want to apply, do the link Man think
he wants to play college football.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Link Man's focusing on the next two games.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
He's such a politician. Hey, if you win the mayor's race,
you gonna.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Run for president. I'm just worried about being mayor.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Good jo, Wow, what could meet? You have better media
training than me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, I would. I would have been like, what do
the girls look like? How much money am I getting?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Is there any nil money in it for me? What's
happening here? Way to focus, man, You're a lot more
professional than me. I would have had questions. I would
had questions about that, But we can get to that later.
So it's Floral Park, you're on the road. It's an
eleven am game. Wow, I might be missing Kaylee mcanany's
talk show for this damn freaking White House Press secretary.
(31:34):
Coolest girl I know a funk. Kaylee mcketty's a home
run girl. The idea that I got to turn down
a TV hit? Like, do you mention that to your team?
Like my dad could have been a national TV could
have been hanging out you know what I'm saying? Yeah, no,
in the huddle before every game. I'm kidding, But it's
an eleven o'clock game. You could have a big crowd. Okay,
you've played in front of multiple grandpas in the last
(31:56):
few weeks. Yep. You're gonna have family in town. Okay,
You've got Uncle Dan and Uncle Kim, or and Kim.
Yeah and Kim, your cousins. There's rumors of an Uncle
Jim siding. We haven't confirmed that, but the point is
they'll be in the crowd. So you can have an
electric atmosphere. Yep, you're gonna have the clock ram parents hammer.
They tailgate on the road, Oh yeah, for sure, eleven
am game, so they'll be there. Half in the bag.
(32:18):
Oh you know they started drinking at five pm. By
the way, a good night before. Do you like Buffalo
Bills fans. Yeah, they mashed tables. They tailgate week up,
not a day of week of putting cigarettes out on babies.
So with so much hat, well that's that, you know
some of these babies, Yeah, they deserve it, They've got it.
It's not nice to say on the show this big,
(32:39):
but you know we've met some of these babies. It's
you know, anyway, stick with me talking to Lincoln Faiala,
So knowing all that's at stake four and two on
the road. What is the prediction in this game? I
actually I think our offense is going to have a
bounce back week.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I give us a twenty eight to thirteen win.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Whoa you think the o gets off the off the
canvas after a tough oh got shot out last week? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
They actually let up as many points as the defense.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Wow, so they're due for a bounce back. Yeah they are.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
And to be clear, Carry, you played Carry who kind
of dominated the line of scrimmage on the you know,
on the defensive side of the ball. But your defense
was in that game, the defense you probably had, you know,
double digit tackles, Oh for sure, you had a lot
of what did you have more of last Saturday night?
Tackles or beer?
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I don't know. Both those numbers get pretty high. You
lose track after a while, you're honor. It's hard for
anybody to say so. No one will going into Floral
Park predicting a twenty eight to thirteen win, which, if possible,
gets you to five and two on the year. Yep.
I would imagine it is Miller time Saturday night. Oh
for sure, they probably have a party or something. Oh,
of course alcohol free. Like you guys played beer pong
(33:43):
with apple juice, right, yeah, apple, je sprite, whatever it takes.
You know, some of that sprite.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
What does the sprike cranberry you drink around the holidays?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, some of that? All right, that makes sense. And
give me one more take before I let you go
on the world of politics. What did I follow all week?
There was a lot of stupid stuff. Did you see
that they're fixing the White House? It's a little bit
of build in a ballroom. I mean you want a
president who has parties? Yeah, because you know what part
of this is based on a lot of presidents. About
six of them have renovated the White House big time.
(34:12):
I'm talking like, you know, the West Wing, the revamp
of the West Wing. Harry Truman revamped the whole White House.
JFK had a bowling alley, Nixon put in uh oh, jay,
excuse me. JFK had a swimming lane. Nixon pulled in
a bowling alley. Clinton put in a stripper. Poll at
the point is stomp it hey up there? It is
so the point. But Obama, who put in a basketball hoop,
(34:34):
famously had a massive state dinner but because they didn't
have a ballroom, they had to rent a tent. What
do you want to live in America where the president's
having parties in a tent? No, Like, we should be
fine if we have a party in a ten or
friends at a party ten that's fine. You're the president
the president. Come on, you have to we have to
have some self respect, folks. Yeah, isn't that the point?
And everybody bitching about like, oh, it's putting out a
(34:57):
ball rock. What do you think they're going to do
if the Democrats became president again.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
They've used better or not. Yeah, they're gonna use the ball.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
They're gonna put up a tense No, there you go.
We want to go back out thought, that's the point.
It's all performative outrage. But not tomorrow. The Rams get
on the field. That's real rage, going for five and two.
We're angry locking up a playoff berth. They're not messing around.
You say, bet at all on the Rams? Bet the Ram,
all right? You bet the Rams during the day, you
watch Fox New Saturday night. During the night, you have
(35:24):
the best weekend allowable by law. We are out of here.
Happy Friday, Go enjoy your unique American privilege. Be a Republican,
be a Democrat is don't be a Jimmy fil' screw
you get him out of here yet out.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
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