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Moving forward with the radio portion of the hour, So
Curtis Lee was coming up as the founder of the
Guardian Angels. He's running against Zoron Mom Donnie. Zoron Mom
Donnie is of course a socialist.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Stupid use your common Sys weapons grade stupid.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Doesn't get any dumber than socialism, something that has killed
over one hundred million people around the world. Mom Donnie
has soared to popularity he wanted a primary, a Democratic
primary against Hansy Andy Cuomo. Andy Andy Cuomo announced this
morning he was staying in the race as an independent
despite not getting the Democratic nomination. Has vowed to stick

(03:02):
around in the race and if we get to a
point early in the fall where no one is meeting
the threshold to beat Mom Donnie, the leading non Democrat
would then drop out of the race. That's the pledge
he's making. Last week, when Poul Moro hosted the show,
Jim Walden, who's another independent candidate, proposed this idea of

(03:23):
we need people to consolidate support in order to beat
Mom Donnie. We can't have him running against five Republicans,
three independents, and a partridge in a pear tree. So
how's about we put out a poll at the end
of September and the guy in the lead gets to
go one on one against the Donnie Mom Donnie, and
the other people have to leave. That was the proposal.

(03:44):
That's what Cuomo is now vowing to do just the same.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Do I take Andrew Cuomo at his word?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
No, this is a guy that falsified the number of
nursing home deaths that resulted because of his executive order
in an effort to pay his book deal. Those aren't
my words or allegations. His top aid, Melissa de Rosa,
testified under oath that that was the case. So I
don't believe a word Cuomo says. But the point is
the time is now in New York City because if
a socialist who wants to defund the police, who wants

(04:15):
to seize the means of production and confiscate housing, if
a guy like that with more empathy for the criminal,
then the victim is ever in charge of New York.
We're in a really really bad spot as a city.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
That is true, and I'm only harping on it again
and again. I know we're being heard on about two
hundred stations around the country. Is because this does affect you.
Number One, If New York tanks, its bailout will be
federally subsidized, which means your tax dollars will pay for it.
But if you don't care about your tax dollars because
you don't pay any let me take it a step further.
If Mom Donnie wins in New York City, AOC is

(04:51):
going to be the national candidate for the Democratic Party,
AOC is a dope. It's not even a debatable issue.
Here's what you need to know about the Democratic Party,
and you know a lot of politicians. So I don't
want to say it's specific to Democrats, because there's a
lot of Republicans that fall into the same umbrella. They
want power, they want money. They need money to run
for office and get their hands on that power. Once
they get their hands on that power, they want the

(05:12):
hot stock tips that come from the Nancy Pelosis of
the world.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Nancy Pelosi is a total dingbag.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Maybe so, but they want what those fancy lobbyist dinners
they want to be, you know, on the receiving end
of all of that, you know, those bountiful.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Buyouts or whatever you want to call them.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't have an answer, but the point is the Democrats,
none of them. They did not endorse mom Donnie when
he was running in the primary because they knew. Socialism
is a failed entity that has starved people to death everywhere.
It's been implemented everywhere. No one can point to a
country and go what about them. You can't point to
a socialist country that didn't end with people being shot

(05:52):
in the head and kicked into dishes or ditches or
starving to death. Chuck Schumer knows that to be true.
Chuck Schumer knows Zorn Mine Donnie is a raging anti
semi and Chuck Schumer knew enough not to endorse him
in the primaries because at his core he doesn't believe
in socialism. I don't believe that he's a supporter of
anti Semitism, him being a Jewish Man, but he wants

(06:14):
power more than he wants morality. He wants power more
than he wants principle. So what is Chuck Schumer going
to do now? He's going to endorse a guy Zoron
Mom Donnie, who has vowed to globalize the Intafada. I mean,
come on, Chuck Schumer is a clown. We played a
clip on Fox New Saturday Night this week where Trump
called Chuck Schumer a Palestinian. He's like, he's a Palestinian.

(06:34):
Then he sold out the Jews and he did no
straight up. But you have to understand Zoron Mom Donnie
is a person who has a tremendous fundraising advantage and
is very TikTok savvy, and he's riding that social media
wave and in a lot of ways galvanizing support from younger, dumber,

(06:56):
white elites that go to colleges like Columbia and think
they're smarter than you and me because they have these
degrees from these prestigious universities. But these prestigious universities only
have one ideological thought pattern in them. You know, they
champion diversity. They don't champion diversity of thought. They champion
diversity of identity. So yeah, we need three people who

(07:17):
look like this and five people who look like that.
But every single person has to think the same way,
which is far left radical Hamas is the good guys.
Israel's the bad guys. Open borders a good thing. We
should be building bridges, not walls. Trump's a white supremacists,
and so are all the black people who voted for him.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I mean, in what world do.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
You really get away with calling Trump voters white supremacists
if he got the highest level of black support since
Gerald Ford, think about that.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
So it's insanity.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
But the point is Democrats don't believe in socialism, but
if they think it's viable and it can win, they're
going to run it at a national level. So what Mom,
Donnie really represents to you. Don't listen to the internet
because they're like, well, if he wins the mayor's race, hey,
he's going to be the president next. That's what they
keep saying.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
You're not telling me the truth.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
They're not telling you the truth. Why because he was
born in Uganda, So are on, mom Donnie. And that's
the good news. Cannot be the president of the United
States of America.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
That's good news.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
That being said, someone who holds his beliefs and is
a little bit more viable at the national level, like
AOC absolutely can be president, And if Mom Donnie wins
the mayor's race, you are going to be campaigning against
AOC in twenty twenty eight. Straight up. There's nobody else
that would jump in and fill that void. If Mom
Donni loses, they're gonna go with a moderate. You'll see

(08:38):
Wes Moore from Maryland.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Maybe JB.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Pritzker can stop eating for five minutes and give it
a go. I can say things like that. I'm the
only guy in TV or media who's not on nozembic
right now. But the point is there are new Mom
Donni revelations that surface. And what's so crazy about right
now is we all grow up consuming politics from the
standpoint of if a guy I said something stupid when

(09:01):
he was young and it surfaced five years later, he
distanced himself from the stupid thing. That is not the
world we're living in now. Mom Donnie says something now
that would be traditionally disqualifying, and he doesn't say no,
I didn't say it. He goes yeah, I said it, yeah, No,
defund the police, no, great, yeah, gave Christopher Columbus the finger.
We talked about that on Fox New Saturday Night. Screw Columbus,

(09:22):
that whole thing. Defund the police, that whole thing. If
you're getting robbed on a subway platform, or if somebody's
raping somebody, we don't send the cops. Come on, cops
kill people. We need a social worker. Hey, mister rapist,
I mean, serare think about the insanity of that. But
that's what this guy has stood for in the past.
So he said the NYPD shouldn't respond to domestic violence

(09:43):
calls due to fears of escalation by the nypday. Okay,
so he's on a podcast and he's saying, no, you
guy's beating his wife. You don't send the cops. That
could get violent. Wait what But this was all the
end result of what Biden and Kamala did. If you remember,
in the summer of twenty twenty, no one including myself,
and this is a stain on all of us, None

(10:04):
of us can name the woman Jacob Blake was sexually assaulting.
But there was a guy, Jacob Blake out in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
This was in the aftermath of George Floyd. The mother
of his child had an order of protection against him
because he was a lunatic. She was there with their son.
Kenosha was conson in her home when Jacob Blake violated

(10:25):
that order of protection. This is horrific stuff, assaulted her
in front of the kid. The cops responding to the incident,
one of which was Black, getting a violent tussle with
Jacob Blake in an effort to end this sexual assault
that's taking place in front of a kid. He is
abducted at knife point. Okay, that struggle escalates because the

(10:48):
guy has a knife. He's assaulting a woman, he's abducted
a kid. The cops wind up shooting Jacob Blake six times,
which by the way, is additioned by subtraction. He didn't die, Okay,
he winds up in a hospital. Biden and Kamala show
up to Kenosha, Wisconsin during the DNC that year. They
don't go see the woman who was sexually assaulted at

(11:08):
knife point. They don't go see the kid who was
abducted at knife point.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
They go see Jacob Blake. I mean, the headless the
world a common do so you.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Have to understand they created a world that had more
empathy for the criminal than the victim. Zoron Mom Donnie
is surfing that same wave. Nah, we can't have the
cops show up to a domestic Look what happened to
Jacob Blake time was you could violate an order of protection,
abductive kid at knife point, sexually assault his mom without
having to worry about those racist cops showing up. But

(11:43):
you understand, guys, when the cops showed up to the
scene of that Jacob Blake sexual assault, they weren't responding
to calls of a black man. They were responding to
calls of an armed man who had abducted a child
and assaulted a woman. And when you're a comp that's
the only color you see is the color of that weapon, Okay,
and you're trying to save the people that are on

(12:03):
the wrong end of it.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
But all of these.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Mont Donnie tweets expressed that empathy for the police. Every
clip I've been playing about what's wrong with you know,
capitalism in these billionaires and these oligarchs. You know who
funds Zoron Mamdani billionaires?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
What a fraud? Who do you think's funding this guy?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
He's no grassroots support, He's not getting twenty dollars tracks
from grandma's and struggling single moms he's got, yeah, a
bunch of white elites that went to these Ivy League institutions,
and he's got a lot of the traditional bad apples
who fund money in politics. Now, the good news is,
if money in politics mattered, Hillary Clinton would be president
and so would Kamala Harris. They both outspent Donald Trump

(12:46):
five to one and still lost. But in a market
like New York, which again it's the most vital city
in the world in terms of its influence on commerce
and capitalism and entertainment and everything in between, Okay, you
can still win. It is a single market that can
be dominated because we're not having a national conversation in

(13:06):
New York City, We're having a local conversation. And yes,
there are a lot of like hard scrabble, you know,
civil servants and you know, rank and file people like
the ones I grew up surrounded by, who care about
right and wrong in this city, who care about the
responsibility of government to spend your tax dollars wisely and
keep you safe and not sell us out to foreign interests. Okay,

(13:27):
but New York City is ninety six percent liberal. They're
the biggest voting constituency in the election. So we're having
a conversation with a vast majority of the people we're
conversing with think those left wing socialist parties, you know,
policies are the right ones. So this is not, okay,
a very winnable race for Republicans. Curtis Lee was joining

(13:49):
us in this hour. He's a guy that's run familiar before.
He's a guy like a lot, but he's still fighting
it uphill battle because there are multiple people in the
race that could conceivably split the vote, Mom, Donnie vote.
You got Cuomo, a guy who was governor. You got
Eric Adams, a guy who is mayor, and he's now
running as an independent because the Democratic Party wanted nothing
to do with him, abandoning New York sanctuary city policies.

(14:11):
And yes, you've got other independents. And as the polls
currently read, Mom Donnie has a ten point lead over Cuomo,
and that in third place is Slee, with a guy
we're about to be talking to, and somewhere in the
conversation as Walden. But the reality is, if you have
a electorate in New York City that ultimately proves Mom

(14:33):
Donnie can win, Yeah, it's bad news for New York.
A lot of people are going to leave. The tax
base is going to be decimated. There is federal oversight.
Donald Trump can provide in this situation by making Mom
Donnie behve behave certain ways, because the Feds ultimately sign
off on most of the subsidies that come into this town.
But the reality is, if the Democrats see this as
a winning blueprint, they will get behind this. I said

(14:55):
it the other day. If the Democrats thought they could
win the White House on a strategy, you have killed
the puppies.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
It's a bad day to be a puppy.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
And that's what we're dealing with now, Okay, And we're
gonna get into it with Curtis Sliwa. We might even
take more of your calls. The point is, I was
talking about this last week. We got a lot of
people around the country going, I don't care where the
mayor in New York City is, Well, you should, okay,
because of the mayor in New York City is a socialist,
then there's a damn good chance you're gonna have a
socialist running your country four years from now if the

(15:27):
Republicans don't win.

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Speaker 1 (16:14):
I don't how that works.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I'm just too busy putting on a pair of spanks
so I don't look too fat on TV.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I mean killing yourself the way you eat, Yeah, look
at you.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Well right now, my concern is not about killing myself.
It's about killing New York City. Curtis Leewoo joining us
on the next break, he has a mayoriol candidate. He
has run before. He's the founder of the Guardian Angels.
He's been on Fox News Saturday Night. He's obviously been
on Everything's been a fixture of media for the last
thirty forty years. But Sliwa is a guy who has
a tremendous investment in the city of New York. He's

(16:45):
been riding the subways as a Guardian Angel to protect
people against crime. Going back to the bad old days
of New York. The Bernie gets days on the subway.
The Triple X day is in Times Square, which a
lot of people consider the bad old days. I mean, personally,
I consider the trip the Triple X day is the
good day. I'm kidding, stop it right now. But as

(17:05):
a former cab driver, I have a lot of empathy
for the guys that are currently on the ground in
the city right now being taken back in the wrong direction.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
And we're going to talk to Sleea about how to
turn that around.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
But the one thing I can promise you is if
a socialist wins and a lot of the money in
our tax base skips town, life gets a lot more
dangerous for everybody who stays behind there's only so many bs.
Congestion pricing tolls you can pass on to the rank
and file workers here in New York City. You understand
in New York they caused congestion by getting rid of

(17:37):
car lanes. Like Eighth Avenue had six car lanes heading north.
They got rid of four of them for a bus
and a bike lane in the name of saving the environment.
But here's a news flash. All those bikes have motors,
so it's not like it's any more economical with the environment.
But number two, there's now that much more auto traffic.
And they stepped in and charged us the commuter to
pay an additional nine bucks on top of the twenty

(17:58):
nine dollars toll. It's a scam to get into it
with Sleiwa hit his Fox Across America with Jimmy Thala,
and I am fired up to talk to this next

(18:19):
guest because he's one of the few New Yorkers I
know who isn't packing a U haul in case zorn Mom,
Donnie brings socialism to city Hall, No, ma'am, he's trying
to save the day. And joining us now on the
show is that Cape Crusader himself, the Great Curtis leiwa
is in.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
The house and the crowd goes wild. Yo, Curtis, what's
up man?

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Thank you, Jimmy. Never invite me in the back of
your yellow cab. The last time I was in a
yellow cab June nineteenth and nineteen ninety two, I got
shot five times with owle point bullets on the orders
of John Gotti Senior to John Gotti Jr. And the
Gambino crime family. Had to jump out in order to
save my life. No yellow cabs for me.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
So what you're telling me is the socialist firing squads.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Don't scarce sleeva no no.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
My whole concept I lived by three words, improve, don't move,
fight for what you know is right.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
And this scare of Zorhan has turned this into a.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Political circus where the other candidates they're all talking about
you should drop out, you should drop out, you should
drop What do.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
You mean drop out? We got an election to run.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Get out in the streets, argue the issues, stay focused
and you'll get millennials and gen zs to.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Listen to you.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
But you gotta go where they are. Adams is and
Cuomo isn't. The only one who is is me because
you know me, I'm the subway guy. I'm the street guy.
I'm out there with the peeps, and that's who's gonna
determine the next man, not the billionaires.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
If you notice, Adams.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
And Cuomo can't find a billionaire they don't love to
shake down.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I don't want billionaires and millionaires.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Because this is not a game of chess where they're
gonna pick who the next mayor is. The people will
and I think I've earned enough Craig with the people
for more than forty six years of service to the people,
not asking anything in return, to be able for them
to lend me their ear so I can tell them
why I'm the better choice than Zora on Cuomo are

(20:17):
at it?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
I mean, you want to settle this in the ring.
You don't want to settle this online at the bank
like a lot of them do. I mean, you know
you said you want to get out there and talk
to the people.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Cuomo wants to go to Hooters. Let's be honest.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I mean, come on, man, the idea that he announced
today that he's going independent, I mean, the Democratic voter
has spoken.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
He doesn't seem to be honoring that verdict.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
But would you say, in your opinion, Curtis, he's essentially
here because he has ambition for higher office someday, and
he knows if he can't win the New York City
mayor race, there's no chance for him to be president.
I mean, is essentially that is that what he's doing
is trying to write a better concluding chapter to his
family's life in politics.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Sure, Jimmy, and it's the Four Seas running.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
So he's the sea that's owners that creep, slapping fannies
and killing granny's.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
That got him. That got him.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Now, then you got the comedy right the commune, Zoor
had you self professed. Then you got to cook Adams,
who belongs in jail, and then you got courtage. And
I think you see that's the pathway where people they're
not listening to the voters. They don't want to go
back to the old. They don't want Cuomot, they don't
want Adams. Zorhan seems like a fresh page. Courage is

(21:34):
certainly a fresh face. I've never been in an elective office, So.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Why not put aside all this I'm better than you,
you're better than me.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Let's leave it to a poll. Does anybody trust polls?
If we were to followed polls, Harris might have become.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
God Forbid, the president of the United States.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
The polls couldn't have been more hopelessly wrong. On election Day,
not only did President Donald Trump win the seventh battleground states,
he won the popular vote. They very brilliantly devised the
program to get millennial and gen z mails. They weren't
successful with the women, but you were with the young men,
and that's what you got to do. You can't push

(22:12):
them towards orham. How many on our side of this argument, Oh,
they're lazy, these millennial logan and they're staring in their eye,
won't They don't know what it was like.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
When I walked to school only miles with no shoes on. Hey,
that didn't work for me in the sixties, the counter coaching.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Don't trust anyone over thirty. My parents said, don't go
long hair?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
What do I do? Jimmy, go long hair? Don't smoke
that rag week? What I do?

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I smoked the rag week. Don't go to the concert,
I went to the concert. Don't go to the anti
war rally. I went to the anti war.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Rally with experiencing the same thing.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
The one thing I agree with Jimmy AOC is correct,
it's a generational change. I am a baby boomer. We
are the minority. We are not the majority of the voters.
We can't act like where the shot callers, the millennial
and gen Z's are. They are the majority of the
voters in the population, and our side has done a
lousy job catering to them.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
It's almost like we're pushing them towards Orhan.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, that's it's tough to watch.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
We're talking to Curtis Sliwa, who is the man who
could save New York City if the voters use their
head on this one. You know, I'm gonna tell you
Some'm Curtis. Last time we hung out, it was on
Fox New Saturday night. We were talking about all of
the migrant hookers in AOC's district. And it's funny. I
will have you know this. Some of my old cab
driving buddies who used to do JFKs that's when you

(23:32):
sit at the hotel and you tip the guy to
take it to JFK Airport, they now do AOC's where
that's the hot fair you go out to Elmhurst Queens
and drop a guy off to pick up a street hooker.
She is single handedly keeping nighttime taxi drivers afloat. So
I'm concerned because I do think you could clean up
the city.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
But I think my buddies.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Are gonna have to go back to gambling at the
dog track if they lose that AOC hooker money.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
What do I do here?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
By the way, every place that I ever went to
a dog track is no longer any es in Orlando.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
We'd have to go, we'd have to go to and boy,
you talked about rigged races, right, greyhouse? Take you bring
it back, changing the numbers, and I say this is
all rigged, And they put me out of the dog
track in Orlando.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
I don't believe that.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
And notice all the people who went to dog tracks,
they had no teeth, no teeth.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Right, sometimes at one dollar two dollars on a greyhouse.
Your guys, your.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Guys, your fellow camp drivers who are doing the AOC route,
Let me tell you better get a new occupation. Curtis Leer,
sheriff in this town.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I'm shutting that down, amen, that strip I call it
the John Rocker expression.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
I'm a train seven train that will take you right
out to the city field. Every illegal paper that you
want to buy, you can buy on Roosevelt cab. You
want any you want passport, you want working papers, you
want whatever, you could buy it. And the City of
New York allows them to operate openly and brazenly.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
There is no enforcement in the city.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
The reason we have Zorhan Mandami is because in New
York City, Jimmy.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
You notice, we don't lock up criminals. We lock up toothbased.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
We're very good at locking up tooth base, and.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
We don't lock up criminals.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Now you can blame zorhand because the socialists are responsible
for that way, but the guy in charge. The reason
we have is zorham Mondami is that Eric Adams has
done such a lousy job.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
He's been so corrupt.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
He couldn't he couldn't win a Democratic primary. They gave
him a chance to run against me in the Republican primary.
He said, nope, Sleeper will beat me. So now he's
running as an independent. This guy is the sitting mayor
and is lasting the polls. And then he's saying to everybody,
sleeper YouTube.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Dropped out, Why should I drive out? I'm getting you
in the polls. This this is nuts.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Let's get back. And also, Jimmy, we got to get
people on our side. Ye leave Jorhan's religion alone in culture.
Every time you attack that, you just increase the number
of Muslims who are registered to vote to vote for him,
even though culturely they're conservative. Yeah, they have nothing in
common with Jorhan. But you attack the religion, you attack

(26:15):
the culture. You are guaranteeing that you are mobilizing them
to get behind the Muslim because they feel their faith
is under attack, their culture is under attack. Major mistake.
A lot of these influences around the country. They should
start influencing each other because they're making it very difficult
for us here in New York City.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I think that's a great point, a point I'll definitely
reiterate other days this week. The thing about Mom Donnie is, Yeah,
it's not as faith, it's his policies. I mean, the
guy wants to defund the police. You know this, and
I know this. Cops are like condoms. Just because one
of them doesn't work doesn't mean everybody should stop using them.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Kurt. Yeah, yes, you're a pro at that, aren't you.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Oh, that's enough out of you.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Good for you.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
I guess you know all about those Jimmy Capps. Don't
Jimmy Capps.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, no, you nailed it. Gimme one more though. Okay,
let's look.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Yeah, he wants social workers instead of cops. But now
that he's ahead of the pack and he is in
the polls, he has off duty armed NYPD police officers riding.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Around with him.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I'm the guy who's been the target of an attack.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
I don't want anybody around me.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Cops should be out there protecting people. If he believes
that social workers could do a better job than cops,
how come he isn't surrounded by social workers.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
They could be his pillows.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah this, now this, No blue haired nose piercings anywhere
in that entourage, Curtis.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
I mean, it's always I don't care what the politician is,
what their party affiliation.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Do as I say, but not as I do.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Oh, it's such a such a racket.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
I gotta tell you. That's how you beat Jorhan Mondomi.
You point out the sanctimonious hypocrite that he is and so.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Many that the others are.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
They hang out with billionaires in the Hamptons. Eric Adams
was down in ward. You want to stay in water
like the rest of the New York.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Is a fleet. Good, get yourself a job down in Miami.
But if you're gonna be mayor of New York City,
you need to be here. This is where the battle
is waged.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I love a Curtis. Yeah, we got a mayor who's off.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
That's the one problem though, is if you win, right,
which I think you're gonna. I have a lot of
faith in you, my man. Okay, and Adams leaves City Hall,
that is gonna devastate the nightclub industry.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Don't forget man.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
This guy has thrown a lot of money into bottle
service over the last four years. Who's gonna sell all
those gray Goose bottles if.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Adams is no longer around the biom? Curtis, have you
thought about that?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Could you make Adams senior ambassador to the champagne room?

Speaker 4 (28:49):
How about that he becomes the night likee mayor. He
earned it the only thing he's done. Let's face it, Jimmy,
you ask an average resident, can you think of one
thing that the mayor has done in close to four years?
They said, other than being corrupt, I don't know but
he's been a good night life maya. Because I know people,
mostly single women who are raising kids. They have to

(29:11):
close up the club before and they have to walk
over to the mayor as he's smoking his Cohiba cigar
and having.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
His drink at judge, mister.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Mayor, we got to close up, I got to go home,
get the kids ready to go.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
And he's very polite.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
So I lost the whole track of time, Like somebody
in a casino who's shooting craps. You know they got
no windows, you don't know what time it is. Ah,
this guy is like a kid in a candy store.
The moment he became Maine, he was the swag, a
man with no plan. He still has no plan other
than to survive not going to jail.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
So this is what we do.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I've got your plan here, since we're talking about a
man not having a plan. Okay, if you're gonna get
these other guys to drop out, maybe you need to
do the traditional political thing and offer them jobs in
your cabinets, so to speak, if they endorse you. So
you put Adams in charge of bottle service, which we
know is right up as Alley. Maybe Cuomo can be
the strip clubs are and he has to rate all

(30:05):
the women.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Have you thought about floating that plan?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Wow, that would be a dream come true for him,
as long as they're twenty two.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, they're good to go. I mean that's his type.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
That's what all the women who are continuing to shew
him per sexual harassment would say if you were twenty two.
In the Cuomo administration, he was good to go.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
It's not a PERV.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah, we should have known he was going to green
Light casinos because he opens every meeting with a game
of strip poker. How did we not see this? Coven Curtis,
you're the man. Let's keep having this conversation, buddy.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
I'm gonna let you co op me whenever you say
anti Cuomo in the future, slapping fannies and killing granny.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Amen salt. Okay, consider me your unofficial comms guy. Until then,
good stuff, brother, I'm.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Off to the subways.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
I'll never get in the back of a yellow cab
with you, Jimmy, because I survived one hit and I
don't know if I could survive it with you.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
That's enough out of you.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
I wouldn't have picked you up anyway, I kid, you're
the best Curtis, the Great Curtis sliwa there he goes
and uh wow, the Cuobo thing slapping Fanny's slapping fannies
and killing grannies. Let's just hope Mom Donnie doesn't kill
the city first back after this A show is so good.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
People don't know what to think. This feels weird. Are
you sure this is legal?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Fu across America with Jimmy Thala. One thing I can
tell you about tomorrow, and this is a big damn deal.
Punchlines and Patriots featuring myself and Sean Hannity will debut
on Fox Nation. If you were not a subscriber to
Fox Nation, by it for this reason alone. It was
so bananas like. I will be doing that tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I know.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I got to be on the ingram Angle tomorrow night.
The minute that hit is over, I will be sitting
down in front of a TV and reliving this. At
the end of Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Pee Wee goes,
I don't have to watch it, Dottie.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I lived it.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
In this instance, I lived it, but I have to
watch it. I just want to see how it came
out because it was so bananas. And I'm going to
tell you this now, because if you're a listener of
this radio show, you have the highest security clearance anywhere
in the media. I tell you everything. Tell you what
I did this weekend, tell you who I hung out with.
Tell you about a rumor I heard, some gossip I
got my hands on. The inside story of Punchlines and

(32:35):
Patriots is so insane in terms of how that gig
went down that you should all hear. It is kind
of a timeout from all the political infighting we did
today and the back and forth about Epstein and ice
agents and the economy and the Biden auto pen and
this big scandal right now about Joe Biden pardoning a
thousand people.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I don't remember that ever happening, but.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
It did happen, okay, And it's a very divisive issue.
That going to be congressional investigations and they're going to
try to figure out who was in on this thing.
But as it pertains, the Punchlines and Patriots, okay. So
Sean and myself he hosted the Patriot Awards this year.
I got to do a five minute stand up set
halfway through the award show. So you got the Trump there.
You got the Secret Service. There, you got all these heroes.
It's crazy, it's bananas. The Patriot Awards are the Oscars

(33:20):
for people who deserve them. These guys don't pretend to
be soldiers and first responders. They are soldiers and first responders.
You know, the guy getting a trophy at the Oscars
is a you know, a closeted gay man with an
eating disorder who just played a hero and made thirty
five million dollars doing it in a movie. These guys
are rank and file civil servants. They're the real heroes.
And that's why the Patriot Awards should be like required viewing.

(33:42):
They're that good. Well, hannit, he did a phenomenal job
at the Patriot Awards. Came just after the Trump election.
When he opens with YMCA, it gets really rowdy. He
tells a lot of phenomenal jokes and really did a
good job. The fact that they then let me run
on stage halfway through and do more stand up as
we were sitting there talking backstage. Sean has quietly been
a mentor and a phenomenal support to me behind the

(34:04):
scenes here at Fox. He's like, you know, we should
go do a stand up tour. You and me, we
should go on the road. Tell a couple of jokes.
I could tell he just really liked getting last from
a big crowd and really missed being out there with
a big crowd. And that's how this came about. Is
he wanted to be with people he didn't want to be,
you know, on the mount Olympus of media. Is the
most famous guy in media for the last thirty years,
which he is. He wanted to be there shaking hands,

(34:26):
kissing babies as they say, Okay, well, lo and behold,
we get this phenomenal thing put together. Fox says yes,
and we're gonna shoot this for Fox Nation, and we're
all excited about it. But on the day of the event, okay,
we shot punchlines and Patriots at the Ruth Hacker Call
in Clearwater on Saturday, June the twenty eighth. I was
scheduled to fly down there for the shoot at five

(34:47):
in the morning, that's Saturday morning. Well, lo and behold.
At two in the morning. At two in the morning,
I get a text from Delta saying that they've canceled
the flight.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
We have to go to work.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
With help of Fox and the Apartment of Homeland Security,
and everybody in between on locating a way for me
to get down there, because apparently there was some hallacious
hail damage down in Atlanta that had grounded over one
hundred different Delta planes, which meant I did not have
an option, not from Delta or anybody else who would
be flying into Clearwater the day of the show and

(35:22):
get me in before the show. The only option we
had was a southwest flight out of Long Island ice
Lip Airport that was leaving at two pm that Jenny
Faylo wound up getting me booked on, and I landed
on the ground in Tampa forty minutes before the show
was set to go live, and with the help of
a rental Mustang and some old school in New York

(35:43):
City taxi driving taxi driving skills, I made my way
to the venue in time to start the show. You're
not gonna see that when you download Punchlines in Patriots
or stream it on Fox Nation, But you damn well
better believe I am, because I showed up and did
the gig in the same alpha I traveled down there
in And you want to know something, it was the
right call. So tomorrow tonight midnight, as we get off

(36:07):
the air on WR you click on the Fox Nation app,
you watch Punchlines and Patriots, and you'll know more than
anyone else who does.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
This has been a podcast from wor
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