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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a podcast from woar Bang.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Here we go back in our middle hour of the
final episode of the week of Fox Across America with
Jimmy Fala, a three hour audio masterpiece sponsored by the
Fine Folks with Privileging. And I gotta tell you, I
must not look like I took the privilege in this morning.
They're giving me a.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Guest for the full hour.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh you know sometimes you get a guest for ten minutes,
five minutes. Yeah, They're like, no, no, no, Danny, we need
you to get in there, and we need you to
not leave for the full hour. I don't know what's
going on. I don't know how I look. But Danny
Wood great man sick in for some reason. He couldn't
make eye contact when he said it.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
But here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
But we've got Danny in studio for the full hour.
But it really is one of those funny things in
at eight seven to eight nine nine, one year. If
you want to be a part of this, maybe read
me my truth. You know, if you ever got the
text message where somebody's like, I thought you might like this,
and then you open it and you're like, my god,
like what kind of vibe was I giving off that
people thought I'd enjoy a donkey.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
As a man? I gotta clean my act up.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, I'm having one of those introspective radio moments right now.
But it's good to see you, my man. Those I'm fine.
Those of you, I'm relieved as you are, as we
said last week, now that we know the Epstein list
isn't coming out, have you noticed that there are some
people in my life that are in a much better mood?
How long was this list? But we're gonna get into
that in so much more. Danny, when we last saw
you was of course, on a very highly rated episode

(01:17):
of Fox News Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Night, Look at Us.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
But some of our viewers might be getting killed at
a drone strike this week if they keep talking about
this Epstein thing.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Guys, it's over nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
It only isn't over, But according to the White House,
it never happens.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Now, I have so much to get into in this hour.
I want to talk NPR getting funding cut. I want
to talk about the Biden auto pen. But you are
a comedian, and so much of what you and I
do in order to succeed with a room full of
strangers is we assert a basic truth that they can
all shake their heads yes at If they agree with
the setup, they'll laugh at the punch. If they don't

(01:51):
agree with the setup, it's hard for the punch line
to work.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
In this instance, is everyone in this cabinet spent the
last five years telling us Epstein didn't kill himself. There's
a list of elite petiles. If we're in power, they're
all getting explited. Something happened. This wasn't nothing, thank you, Okay.
And I've been making this analogy over and over again.
Have you ever seen the Peanuts episode It's the Great
Pumpkin Charlie Brown in the Great Pumpkin, just so you know,

(02:17):
it's a Halloween episode, and Linus is like, you guys,
gotta get down to the pumpkin patch because every year
on Halloween, the Great Pumpkin flies over, brings all kinds
of gifts and candy and treats. And no one believes
Linus the gout of your mind's the flying pumpkin given
out treats. But Sally believes him. She goes down to
the pumpkin patch, blows her Halloween, and spends all night
of the four to five in the morning, the pumpkin

(02:37):
ain't coming. Yeah, okay, and she has excommunicated Linus at
this point, they're never going to talk again because he
ruined Halloween. Well, we're watching an episode called The Great
Pedophile where everybody was like, get down to the pumpkin
patch if you're in the White House lawn on Halloween.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
The Great Pedophile is gonna fly over.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
He's going to expose all the elite pedophiles and away
we go. Okay, And I think what people are guilty of,
and I keep coming back to this this week is
a lot of people on the right in the media
are guilty of over promising and under delivering. You know,
the old datages you under promise an overdo.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I mean maybe they're guilty of just kind of taking
a politician at the word Yeah maybe yeah too.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I mean the media didn't make any promises. He was
just kind of like, hey, but I want to call
a fair fight here. So Dan Bongino was one of
my colleagues here at Fox. He is an assistant Attorney General.
I guess under deputy. He's the deputy FDI director. Yes,
working under cash matel another guy who spent the last
five years.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
He has merch like, just can me clear, Yeah, Da
used to sell merch related to Epstein and probably made millions.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Of dollars, millions and millions of dollars, saying things like this, Josh,
that Jeffrey Epstein's story is a big deal.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Please do not let that story go.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Keep your eye on this, Catherine Rummler, I want you,
we need to keep the heat on this case.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Folks.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
There are a lot of people who are knee deep
in the Washington swamp who are not telling you the
truth about serious allegations out there that Epstein may have
had video and audio of people out there doing things
they shouldn't have been doing. And you should be asking
yourself the question, how is it that all these people,
the CIA director, the Obama fixer, Bill Clinton, all intersected

(04:17):
past with Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein isn't with us anymore,
and nobody seems.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
To want to talk about it. Might have some issues haul.
So that's Dan Bongino. That is worse than my act.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
That's Dan Bongino saying nobody wants to talk about, including
Shan Bongino. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I mean, I guess the nature of a swamp is
when you get in it, and it just kind of
bogs you down.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I know it's funny because he went on Fox and
Friends our air and he was like, non, folks, I'm
telling you, you know I saw it.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
He killed himself. I know, I know, I said it
last week. I'm willing to believe he killed himself. Like
I'll like, let's just remove that. That's maybe not where
we need to keep our aryan fair. Let's take that
away here. There's other stuff. Yeah, like what about the
other stuff? What about the people who are in the
ten thousand videos or whatever?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
If we've got a thousand video kitty porn, okay, And
the explanation we got this week was well, there's no
adults in it to charge, so there's no reason to
look at it. But the issue with it is there's
a digital chain of custody. There would be adults to
charge because that point was made by someone and shared
with someone who shared it with someone who shared with
someone's shared it for somebody.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
I guess if what they're saying is, yeah, there's no
adults in it. They were just made by Epstein. Nothing
else happened, dude.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
We have gone from we have gone from Epstein documents
phase one to this whole thing is a hoax. There's
nothing to see here, It's just kitty porn. Could you
ever answer your front door with cops at it and
though there's nothing to see here, it's just kitty porn
and expect everybody to walk away. So the point is
it hasn't been handled well. And I would grant you
okay if you're Trump. Okay, we had this big headline yesterday.

(05:45):
He's had this chronic venus insufficiency, which is why his
hand was bruised or whatever. He's a little speed bump
here and there. He's eight years old, but his presidency
on the whole economy, good border closed, you know what
I mean, trending a really good direction. But he's mad
because he thinks this story's over shattering the stuff, stuff
that matters. But their communication strategy is why it's happening.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, oh absolutely.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
And what I think they should have did, Okay, this
is me doing crisis management yesterday, is they could have
jfk'd this thing. Give out all the documents because they're
not going to say anything anyway like they did with JFK.
Like if the CIA killed JFK. Guess what, there's not
a letter going, hey, we'll killing him on the twenty second.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, don't put out a documenting like every single words redacted. Yeah,
you're like, what do you put out?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
What you can put out and say in an interest transparency,
this is all we know to be of the this
is all we know to be credible, and you throw
it out there and he's trying to do that now.
He said later in the week, I've instructed the AD
to release anything she says is credible. But that's not
where we started.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
We started with you're still talking about this, sure, and
then we're at like he's like, oh the the Biden
and Obama and Clinton. You're like, he got arrested under
your watch. Comy was already gone for two years. I
didn't even say like Comy did, like Comy was gone. Yeah,
it wasn't a Comy just explained to us the Alexander
Accosta thing. How about that? How do we start with,

(07:00):
like Alexander A. Costa the first time he got arrested
Epstein and Florida, Alexander A. Coosta was like, I've been
told to lay off of these intelligence It's way about
my pig.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
That that and that happened during his confirmation hearing for
the first Trump administers. It's like I was told he
belonged to intelligence. Now I don't have any answer to
what that means. I'm just telling you that nobody does.
And the other thing is we're never gonna it's it's
not coming like it's good. It's a good doggy chew
toy for everybody to talk about, and it will overshadow

(07:29):
his presidency until he puts it away with something. And
that's something really could be a carefully managed document dump.
I mean, if you put out a phase one, I
mean all she should have done there is maybe not
title at phase one.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
No, she didn't say phase one of what one.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Phase one is a bunder Phase two is a bunch
of pull, pretending Phase one never happened. And I think
that's why they're in the position they are. And I
think it's a good lesson for everybody listening out there
that there is a class sick political adage of under
promise over delivered. Under promise means, hey, if we ever
get into office, okay, we we look into this Epstein thing.

(08:06):
Something not right about it. Yeah, under promise and maybe
you get in you look if you don't Look, it
doesn't matter. But if you are literally selling merch Don
Junior has tweets where he goes, why would anyone in
power hide the Epstein files?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Think about what that myths must mean. And again event but.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Here's another problem with this, Okay, and you know this
to be true. When you are the party out of power,
you're trying to curry favor with voters by attacking them
and distorting and embellishing on everything they've ever done. You know,
It's like, I do believe the Democrats had a lot
of inept policies and during the Biden administration, but I

(08:42):
don't believe that the right wing social media slander of
they're literally trying to destroy the country from within. I
don't believe that. I believe there might be people in
elite academia that hate America and want communism and stuff.
They're out there, Yeah, but I don't believe Joe Biden's
motivation was to destroy America from within the people. I mean,
his motivation was signed what you need me to so

(09:04):
I can get a pudding cup. But when you talk
about even the people running him, Yeah, they wanted an
open border because it represented cheap labor and it represented
more congressional doledge than the counter in the census. If
you plan all that, all the good stuff, and there's
a lot of money made in that open border. But
the right wing assessment of it was these are marks
just literally trying like the.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Enemy bongin know what you mean that the enemy's already here?
And I was like, are they? Are they?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
And that's the problem is like everybody in both circles
is guilty of that sensationalism. The only thing I've been
encouraged by is at least the people on the right
are really mad at Trump publicly.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Some of them are anyway.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Some of them got the memo and they're like, no,
it's not I heard Charlie Kirk be like, you know,
I take the president of there's word in front and
and Trump isn't in trust on a lot of issues.
But if you really did spend five years ago and
it's all pedophiles, we're going to expose them. And now
you like it's a hoax. You're not supposed to just
like and this.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Isn't like some you know, oil deal or something where
you're like, yeah, someone got like paid off and some
money was kind of not account for me, this is
different than.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
That pedophilia, okay, underage prostitution, child trafficking, kitty porn, a
systemic ring. So again, and they just could have been
lying about the extent of that. That's also a possibility.
So we're giving grace here, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I was just gonna say, there's too many little hints
where we're just gonna be like, yeah, it was just
everybody was kind of lying to begin with.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Look, let me give you this, Okay, in what world?
In what world does the Queen of England you know
the old adage, the Queen of England who was in
power for about eighty years. Yeah, don't complain, never explain,
And that was the adage in Buckingham Palace. You don't
you know, you don't like something, don't say a word.
You're a royal, Okay, you've got to do something. Never explain,

(10:41):
Just do it, don't play, never explain that duty. It's
your obligation and you're not supposed to do the woe
is Me thing you're a royal. But most importantly, and
this is why she actual communicated Harry and Meghan. They
were doing their laundry in public, They were airing out
the palace, and she hated them for that. So imagine
how protective she was of the inner workings of that
palace and any malfeasans they might have been a part
of that. They were willing to publicly excommunicate Prince Andrew

(11:03):
and take away titles and kick him out of his residence. Ye,
that is a very large admission of guilt for people
who wouldn't cop to jaywalking on their own property.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Good point.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
There, you go, just laying Maxwell twenty years in jail
for a hoax. How would you like to be her
Appel's lawyer? Sure, as the President just said it was
a hoax. Yeah, total hoax.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
And I mean again, she's willing to Now I understand
she's willing to testify. But then people are like, well,
she could just make stuff up to.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
One thing I heard about from Caroline Levit. Yes, shoud
I am calling the fair fight. Your folks, do what
you want with it, Okay, My girl, Jackie Heinrich, who
works here at Fox, said to Caroline Levitch, So the
President said the Jeffrey Epstein story is a hoax? What
part of it is a hoax? And what Levitt said
is she goes the president is specifically talking about the
Democrats having interest in transparency when it comes to Jeffrey
Epstein because they were just in this building for four

(11:46):
years and never once made any effort to release this stuff,
which again in theory, yeah, looks a little hypocritical and
opportunistic by the Democrats.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Bought.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
The Democrats didn't run on will release Yes, of course
that's where.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, the Democrats ran on, Yo, these are our buddies.
We're right, we've written out of that.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
We got to get this money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
The Democrats ran on, it's all about the Benjamin literally
promised to be the p didty part Yeah, the DIY
party and where they have back after this.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
The idea was quoted from someone in the media to
the president the President would not recommend a special prosecutor
in the Epstein case.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
That's how he feels.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
And as for his discussions with the Attorney General, I'm.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Not sure so imagine that. And that's Caroline levin Fox
Cross America with Jimmy Phylo talking to our Jackie Heinrich
a little while ago about maybe not having a special
counsel now, something I heard, to be clear, Eli Honig
at CNN is there legal analysts, you can't miss him.
He's the one that doesn't have his wangoute Jeffrey Tuban.

(12:45):
Tuba's still there, which is crazy amazing.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I said this on Fox New Saturday night. Apparently his
agent has more pull than him. Cut out everybody.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Ellie Honig, who's their chief legal analyst, who was to
his credit when they were indicting Trump on all the
garbage stormy.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yes, yeah, he played it pretty fair garbage.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
He's like, no human being has ever been charged with this. Yeah,
this looks very politically motivated. So I take what Elie
Honig says with a degree of seriousness. Here he is
saying there's no reason to have a special counsel, and
he gives a legitimate reason. Clip six.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
It makes no sense. It would be purely a fig leaf.
It would cure nothing, it would solve nothing. All it
would do if there was a Special Council appointment would
be to enable the administration to say, look, we did something.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
We did something really dramatic.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
But this has no relationship to the actual reasons special
council have been used by both Republicans and Democrats over
the last fifty plus years. The reason you bring in
a special council is if you have a live criminal
investigation that poses a conflict of interest for the bosses
at DOJ, what would a special council even do here?

(13:50):
You're not going to prosecute Jeffrey Epstein, he's dead, Shelaane
Maxwell's in prison for twenty years, all the other potential
criminality is almost certainly too old outside the statute of limitation.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
So it's a cover yep.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
And that's what he's saying. It would look like, Hey,
we're doing something, but it's yeah, in theory. And this
is the bigger, biggest problem you have here is if
this stuff is beyond the statute of limitations, you can't
bring a case anyway. So everybody that's told us heads
was going to roll, we're telling us at a time
when it was too late for them to roll.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
The sexual limitations. I thought the sexual limitations.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I want to believe I thought that. I guess it
depends on like stuff like that, you know, but I
think it depends on the type of crime.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Like the underage stuff I think is pretty I.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Tell you, the only guy who's been prosecuted is Bill Gates.
Because Melissa was like, I'm taking forty billion and I'm
out of here. And it's been pretty vocal about the
Epstein thing, and Bill Gates is famously was like, you know,
looking back, I shouldn't have spent so much time.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
What were you doing? I mean, the guy could afford
his own island. Thank you? Hey, did you didn't need?
You're not like, oh, cool an island? Something surely out
of my grasp.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
There's something about underage hookers that's probably you feel less
guilty when there's other elite, powerful people around.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
A lot of winking going on to that.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I don't know the answer, but I do know you
the listener, me, the broadcaster, dandy, the barket. We're not
gonna get it, okay. What they're gonna give us from
here is called a Hollywood no. And Hollywood know as
they say, yes, yes, well we'll release these other docus.
Yes we're gonna get a special counsel. And it sounds like, yes,
we're doing the thing you wanted. But the answer is
going to remain the same, Like we all need to

(15:24):
make peace with the fact that nothing's coming in.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I think we get aliens before we get this. That'll
be a great distraction. Trump's probably right now, being like
what we got on area fifty one, we can release
right now, anything anything, show them the bodies. Let's go Roswell.
Trump's gonna be doing oppressor in rosbel and everything he goes,
you know a lot. I decided it's just not for anything,

(15:49):
but it's just it's time to release this. Enough's enough already.
You deserve to know the truth. That's so funny.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
And then Bongino's gonna resign and start doing it on
this podcast every day.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Those are the reals. I buy my shirt. There's these
other aliens, and again we have every right.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
To sit here and do this because it everybody looks
stupid right now. And three theories I've posited them before.
One is they were outside the government and they were
talking a big game to hurt the Democrats, and they
got in and they were like, wow, I'm full of it.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
You know what I mean, I was misinformed.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Two is they got in there and they saw very
convincing intelligence that changed their mind that could have even
been manipulated by the people who wanted this to go away.
Three is, they got in there they're like, wow, I
was right, huh hmm. And then someone as they were
going through the files, showed them a picture of their
family sleeping. Yeah, and they're like, wow, well, don't you
know what, he killed himself.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
That's crazy the guy who's actually the president. Yeah, yeah,
we're not talking about this.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
It ain't Trump. I go back to one thing. Everybody says, oh, well,
if it was Trump, the Democrats would have leaked it.
And I've been saying, well, not necessarily, because if the
Democrats were on it, it wouldn't benefit them, of course,
but we're not going to go no way. But I
am sure if there is a sh strategic way to
leak it, they could, I wonder, because now they leaked
the Dobbs decision about Roe versus. We never locked that

(17:07):
guy up.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
We don't know who committed the biggest mass shooting in
the history of this country at the Mandalay Bay about
six years ago, about longer than that now broke open.
The window had a weapons cachet that could have wiped
out a third world army, like most third world's army. Yeah,
think about that, and we didn't.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Is that true? Yeah? For something funny, as my wife
is like, she's really obsessed with the story, and I
joke I was like, let's say at the Mandale Bay.
She's like, we can't stay at the Mandalay Bayhuh. She's
like the places. And then we were going to Vegas
for a weekend, and I like, they had the super
cheap hotel, the four seasons. Yeah, it's great, four seasons,
but she had four seasons. Is in the Mandalay Bay.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Oh no, But it's a separate entrance, so that this
is this is how you're justifying your trip to Epstein Island.
I get the rest of this story when we come
back bang there in this Fox Across America. But Jimmy Failer.
We got Danny Paula Shark in studio for the full hour.
It's Friday. I'm going big love and life, lover boy said.
Everybody's working for the weekend. Love a person. We just

(18:02):
misgendered a whole band. We're canceled. We've been talking about
everything going on in the world. I wanted to give
you so fascinated about this. We're both married, okay, happily married.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Don't know how long? How long does newly wed end up?
Probably I'm actually out of it. I'm like, it's like,
how toddler, how long are you married just over a year.
Now you're newly weed though you're in liked.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I mean, they call you a newly wed like when
you're in like the actual honeymoon phase and stuff. But
even so, I mean, if I'm married nineteen years, think
about that, nineteen years in August. You know, that's a
that's a when Jenny feels a good egg. But what's
interesting if you have been following the Obamas is there
was this hot rumor that he might have been catting
around with Jennifer Aniston. They weren't together, and anyway, she

(18:47):
had him on the podcast this week. And one of
the reasons why, and this is like the curse of
the Obamas is they got to be historic people. He
got to be president at such a young age, and
now he's going to live like another sixty years in irrelevance.
Every time they open their mouth, they become a little
more irrelevant because they're giving a lot of home monitor
type lectures from places that lack self awareness.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Sure, and it's one of my favorite things. And they
are slumming it doing podcasts. Yeah, yeah, like why like
her podcast like does the same numbers as my podcast? Yeah?
And she probably may have Barack Obama on your show
and your Michelle Obama and they're like, yeah, I guess
we do a podcast on YouTube. You're like, that was
the punishment for us, like we did We like the
guys like comics are like we did podcasts because they're like,

(19:31):
that was our punishment.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
And to those are the people out there doing the
hiring and firing. I'm gonna go ahead and argue that
Michelle makes a hundred million more than Danny d Oh.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
I mean it's up there. You said yours was like
eighty two million. I meet her house on Martha's Vineyard
is a lot nicer than mine. So the point is,
I've been saying this. The media allowed the Obamas to
bumper bowl in public life. They wouldn't let them throw
gutter ball. They didn't criticize them because they didn't want
to lose access. They Buckingham's Palace, the White House. Sure,

(20:02):
I've said that forever. So when Iran got fifty billion
dollars worth of cash, is the biggest state sponsor of
terrorism in the world and continued to chant death to America,
nobody in the media was like, I don't know, maybe.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Do we have a receipt for this. No, they're literal slogan.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
You know.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
If it's called the Affordable Care Act and my healthcare
premium goes up three hundred percent, somebody might go, I
don't know if that we have a different, same definition
if affordable. But nobody in the media called them out
so in their post presidential life while they're out here
doing all this preaching, and it does drive me crazy
that they are the symbol of all of the growth
in this country at a country was found at a

(20:37):
time of institutionalized slavery, which literally fought a civil war
where people killed siblings and fathers and parents to level
that playing field. Then we took additional work and took
the civil rights movement to get us to nineteen sixty four,
and then we finally elect the first black president. And
they've used them to tell us how racist we are.
And I'm like, no, no, no, you're the proof of
the progress. Doesn't mean we're perfect. It just means you're

(20:58):
not possible if we haven't institutionally overcome that, you know.
But they've used it to go the other way. And
what's interesting this week is they're trying to sell us
on the idea that like they're self aware. They've heard
the rumors about their marriage, but everything's fine. I want
you to hear this hello and tell me if it
sounds like they're acting. This is clip fifteen, Welcome to

(21:19):
I Am.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh look at you. Wait, you guys like each other?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, really that's the rumor.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Don't start. I can't it.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
It's so nice to the same room.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I know, because when we aren't, folks think we're divorced.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Now, what you just heard is a crisis management team
getting ahead of a story because it means people close
to them know that they probably were separated, or people
fight with their spouses. But did that not sound like
when the rapper the gay rapper records a song about
how much he likes boobs.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
You're talking about Will Smith. I don't know who you're
going with this, but I don't know if you've seen
Will Smith's recent work. Yeah, yeah, I love a pretty
girls song. Yeah, that's that's a weird one.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Well, I met Cisco, you know the Thung song Dong
Tng Tong, and he was like, oh my god, I
love your workers so funny. I love that you wear
a pink on Fox. And I was like, oh, interesting.
So he wasn't being specific. He wasn't being specific on
who he wanted to sing in it. So the Obama
thing to me looks like a little bit of a

(22:38):
PR team being like, listen, you got to get ahead
of this story. Maybe not, maybe so, but it looks
contrived to me. But that's not where I want the
focus to go. I want to talk about them specifically.
So here is Obama whoo and she is talking about
another issue. They have no self awareness song. Do you
remember when Michelle on this same podcast was like, we

(22:59):
had to pay for our own food in the White House.
It's like, it's hard. People don't tell you that it's hard.
It's expensive to live in the White House. Like, dude,
you live in the White House.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Sorry, what do you mean pay for your own food?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Because there are certain meals that aren't provided by the taxpayer.
If you go on a trip or something. Yeah, you're
the president of the United States, you're.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
About to like when this is over, you're about to
get like five hundred thousand dollars an hour. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, she makes seven hundred and fifty thousand speech. But anyway,
that's the point. If you have four or five hundred
million in the bank. Nobody wants to hear about your
struggle session to buy a Turkey club because a lot
of people listening to the podcast are broke. That was
the problem with Megan Markle. Of course Megan Markles, she's
an absolute sociopath. One of the funniest things that ever
happened to me on TV is we were watching Megan
Markele when remember when she was new and they went

(23:43):
to Africa on that PR two and she broke down
crying because someone asked how she was doing. They were
in a village of people who were entirely populated by
victims of land mines, and it's literally like just like
a thumb walking by and someone's like, in, how how
are you doing this morning? And she's like she started
doing the actor cry. She's like, thank you so much

(24:04):
because no one, no one has thought about me on
this journey. And I'm like, yeah, I Megan, everybody watching
would love to walk a while in your shoes if
only they had feet. Yeah, okay, but anyway, no self awareness.
Nobody wanted to hear rich people. But what happens when
victimhood became currency like post me too, there's a lot
of good meat too's out there. Then there's a lot
of people who had regret sex and were like, oh,

(24:26):
you get something right now. If you say something bad
happened to you, This is my mom, not me, either
mcman or boil Man. It's a long season. Nobody goes undefeated, okay,
But with victimhood became currency, a lot of rich people
were like, this is a street cred moment, and this

(24:48):
is what the Obamas jumped into. And they lack self awareness.
When you're telling us that life was hard in the
White House while you're in one of three mansions DC
Arthur's Vineyard, Hawaii that we know of. They also have
the Chicago one. They also doing good, they're getting by.
They also again, when you make seven hundred and fifty
thousand of speech, okay, with a little coop on it,
you can make ends meet. Look, you get creative, it's

(25:11):
gonna be challenging. Yeah, okay, you're gonna need Raku ten
or one of those apps to maybe save you a
few pennies.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
You mention you make a book like you write a book.
You didn't even write one hundred million instinct best seller
and it's actually just a warehouse full of books that
Goldman's tax. Think about this.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
If she was getting a seven hundred and fifty thousand
dollars speech endowment.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
What is he making? Oh, at least a million? Easy?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, which makes this next clip upsetting to me. They're
talking about the death of chivalry. Just I want you
to hear this because we can argue that people have
lost their manners and stuff. My son hasn't. He knows
gonna shake you hand, look you in the eye. I'm like, Lincoln,
I can't do it. You need to. Yeah, I can't
not some of the stunts I've pulled over the years.
I'm not looking at anybody in the eye. Uh, that's funny.

(25:53):
But here is Obama. Here's the gripe clip eighteen talking Tosh.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Sometimes they grow up with their friends and you know,
they're in a group and the guy's got crocodile arms.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
You know, it's like not picking up.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Not picking up the check, and it's like, okay, you
don't have to pick it up all the time. But
if you're never picking enough, right, that's if you're never
opening a door or pulling out a chair, because that's just.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
First of all, all they do is complain about people. Yeah,
Second of all, one of the reasons the boys aren't
reaching for the check with your daughters is they know
you're worth like a billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah. Also, do they imply that that's not on a date?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Like? Was that?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Like that sounds like there's going out with their friends? Yeah?
What friends situation? Do you go with friends and the
guys are just expected to pick up the check in
your twenties?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, seriously when no one has jobs and stuff like that.
But to take it a step further, what their daughters
are inheriting is the world the Obama's foot for sure,
where the guys actually aren't supposed to be superior and
take up the check.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Do you want a quality or not? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Because real equality. I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
I'm not going to finish that joke.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
We need these jobs. Danny polishocks in studio. I don't
know for how much longer I'll be here. But no,
there's just the brazen lack of self awareness. This is
where the media really hurt them. I'll give you one
more because he's talking about boys and here's I like
this clip clip seventeen.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
We rightly have tried to invest in girls to make
sure that there's a level playing field and then that
they're not barred from opportunities. Wrong, but we haven't been
as willing, I think, to be intentional about investing in
the boys. And that's been a mistake and I think
people are starting to recognize that. So I'm gonna throw

(27:41):
a challenge flag. Okay, we have rightly tried to invest
in girls to make sure there's a level playing field.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Have they done that in the Democratic Party?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Letting men jump in the swimming?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Sure? I don't know that the playing fields level. To
be honest, the stuff that they're talking about didn't even exist.
You're like, what were they barred from doing before? That's
the point. It's like they literally it's like more college
graduates or women like.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
And when you look at average salary and stuff, the
gender pay gap is a myth and when you talk
about it, and this is their biggest problem is so
much of what they're doing is a straw man argument.
Oh there's no deliverable. That's the problem, of course, and
this the Democrats. They got away with this for a
long time because when the media really did have influence

(28:23):
people like it could it could arc the zeitgeist in
a different way. But no, one buys any.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Of this right now. Well, they're they're running all vibes before.
They're just like, there's all nothing solid, just pure vibes.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yes we can hope and change. Yeah, but isn't it
crazy to watch the guy go from yes we can
to no, we can't.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
They're literally selling you all there. I mean, they're in
the dumps so badly that like introspection is mandatory at
this point because they're just like, how do we turn
this thing around? They go, yeah, I guess we should
have just like you know, all men. Yeah, yeah, probably
a bad idea. A lot of people were saying that
for a while, tru not to listen. It's true.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
And you know, that's the bigger problem is they became
a grievance movement in every way, and the grievance was,
if you don't agree with this thing of ours, everyone's
gonna die. Climate, everyone's gonna die. You're a murderer transgenocide.
If you don't think little boys should get this surgery,
you're a murder. That's what they did. Oh, you want
to keep the police, you're a murderer. Actually defunding the

(29:19):
police card a lot of people killed, but they don't
like to talk about that.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
To bring up their mistakes.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
They told us net neutrality was murder, Like everybody get
a doe. And now we're at NPR and an NPR one.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
We have Joe Conca in the next hour is a
media critic. But you and I deserve a fair shot
at this. No, he's a good He has a bigger
gambling problem than we do. So you know, he's always
touch and go. He might be on, he might be on.
Sometimes he gets on speaking. Yeah, he's a slingy speaking
Mandarin because he's in the presence of someone who doesn't
realize he's there. He doesn't want to get outed. But

(29:51):
NPR made the argument this week after I would say
ten years of just taking a fat turn on Middle America. Yeah,
like you actually can't defind it. Our Middle America is
depending on us. My wife is from Wampa, Canetta, Ohio. Okay,
they have no they don't even know what NPR stands
for in terms of how much they're listening and relying
on it. But they're trying to advance the narrative. This

(30:12):
is the only way they can get information. They don't
have broadband. What they don't have cell phone service. Who yeah,
but this condescending view of them that the people you've
been taking a dump on forever actually need you. Okay.
Middle America needs NPR the way Planet Fitness needs Stacy Abrams.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
They're not banking on her to keep them afloat.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
And that's the scam here and what I found, And
this is interesting. You might have seen this in one
of your own threads, but I want to give you
some of this because it meant the world to me
when I read this thread. This is first, I'm going
to give you the clip, and then I'm going to
give you the thread because it's one of my favorite
things in the world. So Catherine Mayer, who is yeah kay, yeah,
she's Katherine Mayer is the one who has all the

(30:53):
tweets in her Biden mask and her screw Trump and
literally Hitler and the totally unbiased nonpartisans to testify that
she's not biased. Reason being is she was speaking in
her personal capacity when she tweeted those things. That's not
her speaking is the head of NPR. Whyn't you They
are the same person, same person.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
No, I mean, if you watch or listen to NPR,
You go, that's kind of I was dressed as Clark Kent. Yeah,
when I did those Superman things. Superman does not condone
the views of Clark Kent. Okay, so listen to this.
This is Please show me the Bias Club thirty one.
As far as the accusations that were biased, I would
stand up and say, please show me a story that

(31:32):
concerns you, because we want to know and we want
to bring that conversation back to our newsroom. Oh yeah,
some of the biggest ways that I've ever heard of
in my whole life.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
So now the macho man's man and when that happens, like,
we've got to stop what we're doing. Yeah, okay, let
me give you a feel. NPR showing no signs of
bias Sectober twenty second, twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
This is the Hunter Biden story.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Why haven't you seen any stories from about the New
York Post Hunter Biden story. We don't want to waste
our times on stories that are not real stories, and
we don't want to waste the listeners and readers time
on stories that are just pure distractions.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
No bias there, Yeah, we don't want to waste your
time on it. Now, here's that article about a local
transmitting group.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Here's why we're not going to cover that thing that
might hurt our CEO is currently on Twitter in a
Biden man. Sure, but disregard that because that's a personal capacity.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Here's the official.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Reason why we're not going to do it. Are you
ready for this? Oh man, this is all so fat
and juicy. This is February twenty twenty two, Biden's Inn office. Now,
the economy is strong, but voters aren't feeling it. That's
a problem for Biden. Try to make some sense of that.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yeah, it's like the economy literally not you're running cover
for him. That's nonsense. The one thing with the economy
is that you do feel it. It is this weird,
tangible thing where you go, yeah, my life is better,
I've got more money, I have more money. You can
just look at your bank account.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Tell me if this by chance. Uh sounds like they
have a little bit of a motive. Scientists debunk lab
leak theory of pandemic emergence, no nothing and debunk and
they started that work.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
But we all literally knew pretty early on.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
As Trump pushes theory of virus origins, some see parallels
and lead up to a rack Ward. So, by the way,
they were right there cheering on call. Everyone in the
media cheered on Colin Powell, and they a lot about
weapons of mass destruction. Of course Trump is doing the
thing we did. The balls of these people. Oh, new
research finds trans teens have high satisfaction with gender care.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
What have you been following any of that anyway? Yeah,
we're not done.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Okay, we've got We're gonna throw so many challenge flags
in the next segment. Danny and I are gonna need
Tommy John surgery. Don't go anywhere there It is Fox
across America, Jimmy Fail and Danny Polis shop Danny. Where
can they get tickets to see you?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Danny Comedy dot Com. I'm gonna be in Lovely Saratoga
Springs at the comedy he works August twenty second, twenty
third coming up. Come see me there, and I'll be
in Dallas, Texas in October US and some more dates coming. Uh,
Dannycomedy dot Com.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well, a bad news for you, because, according to MBR,
a historian just uncovered the racist roots of the Second Amendments.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Oh, of course, don't they have something where they're like
zero conservative people work there a zero and they're trying
to be like, we're on biased, but they had firing
line fifty six years ago, so they're like, how Darren
conservatives defund the home of firing LAWE know you know
what NBR is because as a Canadian, we have this
thing called the CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, and it's
government funded, same deal and it's exactly the same. Oh

(34:38):
and everybody's having the same conversation right now in Canada
about this.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
NPR compares Donald Trump to Mussolini and ties the president
to KKK.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Pretty normal and biased.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Out.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
No, she's not biased at all, dandy, Do they have one?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Could you be like, can you find one positive thing
you wrote about Trump? All right, let me scroll up
and see if I can come close. Okay, because this
is everything, This is so fantastic. One thing positive thing
about one? Just uh, why Trump's persecution narrative resonates with Christians?

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Well there you go.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Okay, why take out the guy when you can take
out a whole religious group?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
So that just biased, not even one positive thing, one
neutral thing.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Okay, we get a neutral thing as Trump takes over
leadership at Kennedy Center, some protest him through dance. All right,
that sounds like and they didn't like gun them down
or cage them or throw them away. So that's his flattery.
We'll get you everywhere.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
I mean, I will say to their benefit, that does
sound like a thing that did happen. Yeah, we'll protest, yeah, yeah,
Like I believe that happened, and I believe they're not
spinning it.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
My favorite thing in the world is that they're protesting
what they considered to be homophobia by the guy who
brought back the village people. NVR, you're fired, Danny will
see you next week.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
This has been a podcast from wo R
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