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October 16, 2025 • 35 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a podcast from WOOR from Everywhere USA. It's
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
Kennedy two sports star, she's got big at MTV. She
was hanging out with Kurt Cobain and weirdos like Michael Jackson.
It is not false, it's a true story. She'll be
here to tell it.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
In this hour.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
We're also going to have a conversation about the ongoing
shutdown and a new revelation from Kamala Harris.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Comela is a soul stupid.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is she ever?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
But don't think this is a one note band today
because we've got a lot of ire with the Republican
Party just the same, and we're going to get into
that as well. So eighty eight, seven to eight, nine,
nine to one zero. You know the rules on this show.
We do not care who you vote for. We don't
care what you identify as. None of it matters. You're
all welcome. Be a Republican, be a Democrat, just don't
be a bang. There it is here we go. So

(00:56):
fun study comes out today in the Culture War. Not
sure if you saw it, but I thought it was
quite interesting myself. The amount of people in society, specifically teenagers,
that identify as transgender has cut in half. Okay, I

(01:19):
will read this to you. Identifying as transgender and queer
appears to be going out of fashion among young people,
especially in elite settings, according to a new report from
the Center for Heterodox Social Science, and essentially what they're
saying is researchers at the University of Buckingham found the
transgender in queer identification has dropped sharply among young Americans
and gen Z since twenty twenty three. Okay, and the

(01:40):
number used to be, okay, as high as six percent
in this country, six point eight percent in twenty twenty
two and twenty twenty three. It's now down to three
point six percent. That's actually a good thing. We're going
to get into it in our very next segment that
we do with this production team here at Fox across America.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
But long story short, this is called the Teas and Radio.
This is like what's coming up after this.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
If you're a parent and you have watched a child
grow Okay, if you've watched the child grow up, you
watch yourself raise several versions of the same kid what
I mean is their personalities, their personality and they got
their cute little face. And that being said, their vocabulary changes,
the TV shows change, the toys they play with change,

(02:32):
maybe their career ambitions change. The point is kids go
through phases. And the reason so many parents like myself
have said, hey, forcing transgender reassignment surgeries on five year
old kids is like straight barbaric because you're committing a
kid to a irreversible transformation of their body that will

(02:57):
not only require endless follow up surgeries, but list medication,
which people in the medical community push left, right and center.
Why because money, money, money, money, money, money, money. They
make a lot of money off this. Do you understand
even the kids who detransition still need surgical follow ups,
still need medications because they've injected hormones in their body

(03:19):
that don't naturally occur and corrupted their development. So when
I get on the air, I never say, hey, are
you trans get them? I'm not against trans people. You
have the right to do anything you want to your
body if you're above the age of eighteen, straight up, okay,
But if you're a five year old and you believe

(03:39):
you are trapped in the wrong body, you're actually trapped
in the wrong house.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
He's a lousy dad, but he's right.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
And the fact that this is a little bit less
fashionable amongst parents to force this on their kids means
quietly the horror stories are getting out quietly. A lot
of people who've done this to their kids are dealing
with some heavy duty regret. They won't admit that because
you never want to know you're the one who harmed
your own kid.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
But you did.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
And I can tell you this as someone who's been
lucky enough to raise one kid. He's gone through so
many phases. Again, Lincoln five years ago didn't like sports.
He liked Fortnite. He liked telling dirty jokes about Joe
Biden on my radio.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Show, Biden's lost his marvels.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
That was my kid, That's what he was doing on
the show. Okay, he was kind of following politics. He
didn't really like sports. He was playing his video games,
his Fortnite and his grand Theft Auto. And you know,
he was a little chubby and he had a mullet.
I always say Lincoln when he was ten looked like
the toughest girl in prison. But he continued to develop
and he hit a growth sport, and he got tall,

(04:46):
he was a little more athletic, and he got a
little more into sports. And I have a completely different
kid now in terms of his preferences, and knowing that
to be the case, witnessing that evolution firsthand tells me
it really truly would have been barrack to deny him
that progress if I had just locked him in to
the way he felt when he was five or he

(05:08):
was ten years old. So at the very least, there
are a lot more parents that are kind of catching
wind of why this became a thing, Okay, But it
also means kids are catching wind of it just the same.
And I consider that to be some form of addition
by subtraction and not the subtraction that transitioning.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Was known for years ago.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
If you're picking up what I'm putting down, so that
to get to and one mother note, one other note.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Chryl Hines was on the View yesterday.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
The View is awful, okay, and they got into a
dust up about Bobby Kennedy and Sonning Hosten trying to
tell you that he was the least qualified guy to
lead the health Department in the history of this country.
Do you understand that prior to Bobby Kennedy, they had
an accountant leading the health and Human services.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
What wild wide worldless sports isn't going.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
On here an accountant?

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Now does that sound in any way, shape or form
like someone qualified to.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Do the game.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, they were just looking at healthcare through a dollar
incent lens, through a make more money for the pharmaceutical
company's mandate a vaccine type of lens. How do we
bean count the healthcare industry as opposed to free up
the markets to create more affordable care that delivers better options.
The idea that we could be living in a world

(06:40):
where RFK Junior is the bad guy for wanting to
reform a healthcare system that has the highest rate of
child obesity, that has the shortest life expectancies, yet spends
the most money on healthcare. Think about that. Look at
our healthcare industry. Like I always say, this is about
Department of education. If you were a pro sports tea
and you had the highest payroll and the worst results,

(07:03):
everybody in that front office is gonna get the same
speech at the end of the season.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Step in in my office.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
What because you're fired? You're all getting that speech? Okay.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
The idea that we spend more money per capita on
healthcare and we have the worst results. Means anybody bargaining
with you in good faith should I don't know, maybe
want to revisit the issue, okay, But the idea that
they're instead just trying to browbeat him and pissed the
whip him into being like this guy's the devil. We're
all gotta die. It's like him trying to figure out
the autism rates. I don't know what is actually responsible

(07:38):
for the increase increase of autism. Some people say it's
the way we diagnose it now. Some people say it's
chemicals and the food. I know they've said tile and all.
I know we talked about kids that are circumcised too young.
I know they talk about how many vaccines they give
you once all of these questions are worth asking, and
when you ask those questions and the responses, people are
gonna die because of you. That's not someone who's interested

(08:00):
in having a serious conversation at best. It's someone who
runs on this seething self righteousness that just needs to
dismiss people's ideas and put them into a convenient box
of dangerous and stupid so they feel better about themselves.
At worse, it's just somebody who wants to protect the
status quo because they're either on the payroll of some

(08:21):
type of pharmaceutical lobbyist or they just truly don't care,
you know. And the idea that we're now living in
this America where we spend the most, the most on
healthcare and education and we finish last in both categories,
I mean, that is the reality of this country better
than that, much better.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
So we'll get to that as well.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Because the view reading you the riot Act on health
I mean again, I don't know that anyone's looking at
the women on the view and going this is what
I aspire, This is the esthetic I'm going for in life.
We know the answer, okay, So we'll get into that
just the same, and we're introducing another segment. This is
a very busy hour of the show, but we're introducing

(09:06):
yet another segment on the show. There's a lot going
on right now, and the less you know, the better
you know. I always say, you guys have the highest
security clearance in the world. Well, there's another bit of
classified information you're gonna get your hands on soon. Just
don't use a private email server because you can get
in a lot of trouble for that.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I'm Hillary Clinton and I approve this message. You're listening
to the best dad on the radio.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Can't believe you forgot my birthday.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Jimmy's Across America with Jimmy Fala and we are hopping
on the Headline Highway. My producer Mikey has picked out
what he says are the five most important stories in
America today. Max, our superstar producer in studio, Josh and
Mikey behind the glass. We have approximately eight minutes in
this segment to get to Mikey's five stories.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Do you think it can be done?

Speaker 5 (09:53):
I think it could be done.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I think it could be done too, because most of
Mikey's videos you only watch her about two minutes and
ten seconds and then you delete your surch history and
pretend you were never on the computer to begin with.
I think Josh can vouch for that.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
What do you do with the other two minutes? Ah,
that's funny.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I guess see if you can get back the bitcoin
you donated to the only Fans model. But here we go,
no drum rolls know nothing. Starting with the first story,
and since we got to get across the highway. This
is appropoet's about uber drivers. Do you remember future presidential
hopeful John Rocker.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Josh. John Rocker famously.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Talked at a Sports Illustrated interview about taking the seven
train to Queen's to play the Mets costs me a
lot of money and deep batteries. Josh threw a lot
of batteries at John Rocker over the years that he
then used to defend himself against the people on the
seven train. I can't even repeat what he said about
riding the seven train to New York City, but he
is back in the press mikey yep, and he was

(10:53):
talking about uber and John Rocker says the following. Now
the title of the headline, just so everybody's on the
same page.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
He baby boy, is that? John Rocker utters? What is
the act? They said the words? I just want to
get the racial terminology down.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
Ex.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Baseball star John Rocker posts sickening racial slur about uber
drivers in America.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
So that's where this is headed. Buckle up America. He
actually said.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
There should be an uber app where you have the
option to hail an American citizen because he doesn't want
to get driven around by some guy who was driving
a camel two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Now, John Rocker wouldn't have liked my garage.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Max.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
There were a lot of I worked.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
With a lot of guys who learned how to drive
in a recent coup attempt on an embassy, and those
are in my words, those are theirs. But John Rocker
back in the news, this does seem a little egregious
by his standards. My question to you, I guess we'll
start with you, Josh, We'll go around the horn. Is
I mean, I usually you say Ken he survived this.
But of course he can survive this because he's not
like working anywhere.

Speaker 7 (11:54):
I mean, he's tough on at this point. He doesn't
have to really worry about, you know, a boss at
this point at GM, coaches, coaching staff, none of that
at all. But I mean, just you know, I'm more
worried about when I go on Uber, just getting a ride.
I hit the ride button the other day and I
was waiting a good ten minutes. I don't care who's coming,
just somebody come get me.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Well, I think that's a commentary on your passenger Rade.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, Mikey, Mikey, I asked you, who do you think
has a lower passenger rating. Josh or the guy who
said I don't want to be driven around by a
guy who is driving a camel.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
That's tough one.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
I still think, I say, Josh.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
But to that point, John Rocker is in the Kenny
Powers on a jet Ski stage of his career. So
he's gonna be fine because it's not like the people
who like John Rocker are gonna be like, that's too far.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Right, and you can't get canceled when you don't give
a crap about anything, especially when you're so far removed
from being on an MLB field.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, he's bulletproof and you can't evict a homeless guy.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
There, I go mold on.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
So Ryl Hines called I was on the View, and
Sunny Hosting called r F. K Junior the least qualified
surgeon general in history. The only thing I'm going to
play really quickly is the views take on who should
have been not this he was the HHS secretary, but
the View this is the same show that said Jill
Biden should be the surgeon general. So my quick question

(13:18):
all of you is should the View be weighing in
on who's qualified to do anything in the medical community?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
But the doctor Jill Biden is a doctor, isn't she.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
We had one time for old time sake, Jill becomes
a surgeon general.

Speaker 8 (13:33):
Yeah, Joe Biden's wife, because you know she would never
do but she Yeah, she's a hell of a doctor.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
She's a kindergarten teacher, That's what she is.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Some of these women there, they're so stupid. You don't
need to add anything in there.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
What do you got, Josh No, I just like at
the end of that classic clip, you always have Sonny
host and jumping in to try and help, whooping and go.
I think she's the teacher, and she's the one turning
and going after Sheryl Hines.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Just the same. There's no self awareness on the show. Mikey,
we move on. I did not exclude you. I wanted
to weigh on this next one because it's your specialty.
You are, of course, a huge supporter of zoron. Mam Donnie.
You've said this time and again. The New York Times
writes this op ed about Mom Donnie saying how he is, uh,
you know.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
This is his moment.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
He's on the audacious and so it's inside the improbable
audacious and so far unstoppable rise of zoron Mamdannie. That's
what we're told, unstoppable rise, mikey uh. And it talks
about how he went out to breakfast. His diner order
is four scrambled eggs piled on toast with a single
pancake on the side. Can you at least endorse mom
Donnie's breakfast order?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
No? Because why are you just going the single pancake
at that point? Mike? Damn right, Mike? And no home fries.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, And let me ask you this, Josh, as a socialist,
shouldn't he be sharing some of those eggs with the
guy at table two?

Speaker 7 (14:55):
I mean this is where you get the plate of
toast put in the middle, and it's a the awkward
dance of how many of those pieces can I take?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
You know? Two?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, that's how it works. You're like, I'm not even
gonna have toast, and then they bring it. You wind
up eating eight slices.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
With but the goal that he has to ask for
it already on toast, Like he can't PLoP the eggs
on the toast. It needs to be presented to him.
It's like your mom cutting off the crust on a
sandwich or something, you know.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
And the goal that he has ordering toast, knowing that
if he wins, we're all going to be in a
bread line.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
That's why he's order in the freaking toast.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Okay, number four, which I laughed as Kamala Harris called
herself the most qualified person to ever run for president.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
This is my favorite thing in the world. Clip five.

Speaker 9 (15:35):
That is decent, But that is a decent resume.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
But go ahead there.

Speaker 10 (15:41):
Well, some people have actually said I I was the
most qualified candidate ever to run for president.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I liked you. I like this.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
Some people say very nice, but go ahead.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
And by some people she means her therapist. No, girl,
you could have won, so really quick? Is she back
on the box of wine? Do you think she was
day drunk?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh? Election that was We called it the closest election
in history. In that's what I tell Buffalo Bills fans.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Okay, when you know that AFC championship game where they
beat my Raiders fifty one to three, it's like that was.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
The closest AFC championship David.

Speaker 7 (16:18):
History, Josh, it was just right there. You know, it
was totally under five hundred votes left. All the listeners
in WBE. I know it was a nail bider deep
down when you beat my Raiders. The fifth and final story, Mikey,
this one is near and dear to your heart. It's
about transgender women, so I kind of tease this at

(16:38):
the top of the hour. The number of children teenagers
who identify as transgender has fallen in half in half, Mikey,
which means you now have less options in the dating pool.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I kid, but are you.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Not surprised by this because it just went out of
style basically, right.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I yeah, it definitely seems that way.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
I mean, I think you saw in the last election,
especially right.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Like they rejected the whole sports and everything like that,
of course, And I think what it ultimately comes down
to is fashion. You know, when things are popular, you're
more likely to do them. And as you see like
a societal pushback on men and women's locker rooms and
men and women's sports, you no longer want to be
that guy like the creeps, do you know what I mean?
But the weirdos don't, And then it just becomes a

(17:18):
matter of fashion. Something's trendy, but it no longer is.
You know, people in the seventies are like, I can't
believe they wear bell bottoms people in our day, and agel.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Like, I can't believe I cut my off. And you
know who said that to me?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
The man who is now the Secretary of the Department
of War, Pete Hexa. So Anothery're proud to be an
American moment.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
On Fox Across America.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Max, Mikey, Josh, take about we crossed the entire Headline
Highway and I'll tell you why.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's because we didn't have a driver who was riding
a camel two weeks ago. Game ball to John Rocker.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Back after this, if we're still employed, just to take
the edge off, because I'm being joined in studio by
the Katie Porter of Cable News.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Get out of my effort shot.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
The host of the Kennedy Saves the World.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
But I'm done with this the follow up questions.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
I'm done seven follow up questions. Give me a bucket
of match potatoes.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
I'm just gonna call it. Kennedy's in the house.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
I'll squash your nuts.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Did Katie Porter miss her calling as a pro wrestling
heel because she would be a good like female wrestler villain.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
She's a villain, absolutely, But See, that's what I've been
saying this whole time. She obviously running for governor California.
The state is in the toilet. They need a savior.
She's not that person. No, she is an angry, unwell
sociopathic weirdo. Okay, And those are all descriptives that I'm

(18:47):
using in parody. I'm not alleging anything here. Having said that,
the only way to save her campaign is to lean
into it, and I've said this from the beginning, she
has to go outside with a giant pot of hot
cooked potatoes and just start.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Lobbing them like softballs at the press.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
That's what she needs to do because Californians would be like,
you know what, if she's fighting the press, she would
fight for us. She's not fighting the press in the
right way. Not answering a basic question is not fighting
the press, especially when your basic question when the answer
assumes that everyone who voted for Trump is bad and
you don't need them.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Amen.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
A lot of people in California voted.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
For Trump looking for anyone but Gavin Newsom, and now
they're definitely not looking at her, although she's hard to miss,
and you.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Know it's bad because her staff looks like rescue dogs
that were owned previously by Michael Vick.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
There's a lot of flinching. Yeah, there's a lot of weird.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
You know, we don't have those commercials anymore, but like
in the early nineties when they had the commercials where
they tried to get you to donate money to the
ASPCA and stuff, they would have dogs like who were
like covered and.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Bites and shaking and malnourished.

Speaker 9 (20:06):
Like that's what her staff likes.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
For just five ninety nine a day, you could give
Katie Porter staff or something they desperately need to survive,
like goalie equipment, your bucks, helmets, mace helmets, kin guards,
self defense lessons. So there's the greatest thing. I'm gonna
play this one clip. I love it so much. Okay,

(20:28):
so she did it.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
Eaties at the mouth, get the bear mace.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
You know what, Monty Python, the Holy Grail, run away,
run away. Save yourselves? What, Oh, dumb and dummer bees.
Your firearms are useless against them. Save yourselves.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
So Katie Porter is so gray. So she's asked, I
love to find the clip. It's important I find it myself.

Speaker 9 (20:54):
Josh, don't you help me, Josh, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
This is the you know, this is how he learns
grazing about radios. Obviously, got your caught sheet of songs
with things you want to play.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
And there's nothing better than getting to page nine for
something that's on the front page, because it's the equivalent
of looking for your cell phone for an hour and
it's in your pocket.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (21:10):
I've done that with my glasses when they're on my face.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I always have that problem with my wedding ring and
strip club. I'm like, I can't find this thing. This
is it was here when I walked in. I know
what's going on. Hey, So Katie Porter has asked this
is my greatest thing in the world. She's asked if
there are any more videos out there? She doesn't answer
the question. Now, why do you not answer the question?
Because you know they're out She.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
Doesn't know the possibility. It's like, who's a real casanova?
Sean Kemp, Yeah, yeah, and children like Sean, do you
only have twenty kids?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I listen, that question is loaded. It is racist on
its face. So here's I can't answer because.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Probably yeah, no, Maury, Maury, if you could just let
me off the stage, I'm out of You're and i
can't pee again, Maury, I've taken this test twenty two times.
Here is Katie Porter on Inside California Politics clip one.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Should California voters feel confident that there aren't any more
Katie Porter videos out there?

Speaker 8 (22:18):
Well, what I know is that I could have done
better in those moments. I'm going to be focused on
earning their votes and earning their trust. That's true in
every election I've I've only ever had tough elections, So
I'm absolutely aware that I'm going to have to continue
to show them. I'm gonna have to answer every question.
I'm glad I got to continue that interview and finish
that interview and answer all her questions. And that's what
I'm going to continue to do.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I'm glad I got to finish that interview.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
The woman was scared for her life. The interviewer, Laura
Watt's not Katie Porter. Katie Porter didn't answer the question.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, I get the Well, she did technically finish the interview.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
She said, that's it, I'm finished.

Speaker 9 (22:54):
She tried to rip her microphone off.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
It's unfortunate because that feed cut out of the clip.
I was just playing because she had wrapped the court
of the mic around the reporter's neck and choked her out.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Have done better, Yeah, baby, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
But the fact that she's not even addressing whether there
are or aren't means she knows deep down her staff
hates her. You only see videos like this because these
are not allies, you know what I'm saying. If her
staph likes her and they're treated well.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
Those videos would be turfed, destroyed. They would never have
seen the light of day. But that's someone who's clipping
that and keeping it because they know there's a day
where they have to expose it to a little bit
of sunshine.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Oh no, I got something nice for you, and Katie,
here it comes. Let me give you another one, but
I love this one. It is my favorite, the Katie
Porter one.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
For that reason.

Speaker 9 (23:47):
She is such Can we just acknowledge what a gift
she is.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
It's like, thank you, political gods, we needed her so
badly in these dark times.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
It is because it's like something fun to react to
is everything. It's what makes politics consumable. If you're really
just talking about the shutdown, and you.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Know they voted for this continuing resolution last four times,
well maybe if the one big beautiful bill.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Was an at tax cut for the rich. Three hours
of that, yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
So you need Katie Porter to come along, or you
need the lady who changed the cracker barrel logo or
the lady who took the ball from the kid at
the Miami Marlins game, which I do believe Katie Porter
was all three of those people.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
She has the energy of the woman in all three
of those videos.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
But at one point there were three people and one
of them might have consumed the other two.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
So let me ask you this, this is my Didn't
I say you said Katie Porter ate Katie Porters or
something like that. That's funny, you know when you talk
about like you know, when you eat so much, like
you got I gotta go on a diet.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Katie Porter was a cannibal. She ate herself. She's like,
when is New Year's starting? I gotta turn this around
and I can tell those jokes. I am the only
TV host who's not on Nozembic. I can say whatever
I want. This is you know, I could say those
what you know what I mean? Black people use certain words,
you know they say them. Well, you can't you know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Do you ever hear about that, like should get rigged? Yeah,
that's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, But they always say like there was a debate,
like we had it on this show once, like should
you say the N word of karaoke? And the answer
is obviously no, especially not if it's in the original
lyric ye, if it's not in the.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Original lyrics and Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Squares Katie Porter and Kennedy.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
Tyson Beckford was not impressed.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Katie Porter and Kennedy banned from karaoke? All right, let's
move on, uh, because there's another one. I love this
one so much so. Obama was doing the final episode
of Mark Maren's podcast.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
But I would a podcast is done, it's over.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Why it wasn't really terribly relevant anymore. He felt like
it could run its cost, did everything he could do
being that open.

Speaker 9 (25:49):
Make a bunch of money doing it, of course he did.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, he was at the tip of the spear on
podcasting because he was a guy who had a successful
radio career, was you know, successful comic, and he started
interviewing A list celebrities before every A list celebrity had
their own podcast, so he kind of had cornered the
market on that celebrity access and was doing the long
form interview and for a while really was the biggest
thing in like the podcasting zeitgeist, and had Obama on

(26:13):
when Obama was a sitting president. But yesterday was the
final episode, and I think you would almost argue it
was also the final episode of O.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
I know, right, That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
It's it's almost like the Obama was the perfect last
guest because they're both in that place of relevance now
where yeah, we're talking about them, but we're not talking
about them because they matter. We're talking about him because Obama,
I think, was really cursed by the fact that he
was so young and so successful and is never tested
by the media and is now forced to live out
probably fifty sixty years of a post presidential career as

(26:46):
a guy who's actually pretty bad at politics. Yes, and
that's what I feel like the curse of the inn
and yang of his you know, meteoric rise was. But
I want to play this one clip because on the
day where Trump gets back to hostages for whatever people
think about Trump, Okay, Abby Phillip said that Obama should
have shouted out Trump in his post and did not. Okay,

(27:07):
when CNN is taking Obama shots, they don't want to
take that shot now, you know what I'm saying, which.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Means he really earned it.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
So my question to you is, did Trump's success on
some level burn his balls in a way that he
just can't make peace with it?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Is that the answer?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Because Obama was preemptively given the Nobel Peace Prize under
the assumption that by his very presence, by his very existence,
that he was going to change the dynamic of the world,
that mister Hope and Change was going to make hope

(27:46):
of theoretical aspiration into a utopian reality.

Speaker 9 (27:51):
And he was not able to deliver that.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
He wanted peace in the Middle East so badly, but
is not a great politician. It's also not a great diplomat,
and somehow further divided.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
The country Big Tom.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
So the swing of the pendulum didn't take you to
Hillary Clinton, you know, the natural successor to the Obama legacy.
It took you in the opposite direction to Donald Trump,
the exact opposite reaction to eight years of Obama.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
That's a great point.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
If the Trump presidency ends with AOC as President, No
Republican will be able to argue it was successful. You know,
it's just reality. Yeah, if it swings back that hard.
Here's Abby Phillip, just to put an acclamation point on
all of that. Clip thirty two.

Speaker 10 (28:39):
President Obama put out this post talking about the peace
deal and the prospects of it, and Don Junior responded
to it. I'll finish it for you. Thank you, Donald Trump. Honestly,
it's it's not unfair to say. If President Obama is
going to write a whole post about a peace deal,
maybe he should knowledge the president that broke her in.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh, I don't see you doing any better in the
booty department.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
That was a clapback. Wow, But that's Hoby Philip.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Aggressive and they know deep gap because I also saw
Anthony Blincoln, you know, so Obama slided him. Anthony Blincoln
jumped in and did the old Well. He did a
good job of following the Biden plan, Like dude. Biden's
plan was to go to the beach in Delaware whenever
things got hot.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
Yeah, and don't tell me about the Biden doctrine. Yeah,
because if you were going to do it, he would.

Speaker 9 (29:27):
Have done it.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Amen, And that's like, you know, Mark Zuckerberg in the
Social Network says, if you would have if you were
the inventor's Facebook, you would have invented Facebook.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
It's true, straight up, and they didn't take that twins.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
And also President Obama is one of the few people
who knows how incredibly fragile and difficult this is. That
that piece is incredibly fragile, and that's why you needed
Arab nations in there to have some ownership in the outcome,
because it's so incredibly difficult. That means it's not an

(30:04):
all or nothing proposition. But oftentimes liberalism is all or
nothing because that's what emotional arguments are. It is my way,
and if I don't get my way, I'm going to
throw a fit.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Amen my way of the highway, you might say if
you were John Rocker and you were hailing an Uber driver.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
So John Rocker, he's not taking the subway anymore.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
He's cleaned it up.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
What does John Rocker like less the seven Train or Uber?
I can only give you his quotes about Uber because
the seven Train, it was someone who was gay with aids,
but he didn't call them gay.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
It was a Puerto.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Rican grandma that was thirteen years old or something like that.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Some freak.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
John Rocker was on the cover of Sports Illustrated about
twenty two years ago, about twenty seven years ago now,
And what a different world than the one we live
in now, because Sports Illustrated would have been canceled for
publishing what John Rocker said if it happened today. Forget
what John Rocker said. But he still got the old fastball.
As the phrase goes, John Rocker saying, Uber needs an

(31:06):
app that allows you to hail an American citizen driver.
I don't want to be driven around by some guy
who was driving a camel two weeks ago.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
So at least Rocker has evolved.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Since that interview that arguably derailed his major league career.
So I remember I was hosting a talk radio show
in Seattle and Lou Panela walked down the hall outside
my studio and so I opened the door and I
was like, Lou, come on, And he obviously was going
to the sports station.

Speaker 9 (31:37):
It was one of those station groups where you.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Have the FM talk station, the AM talk station, a
sports station of music station. So he was on his
way to the sports station. Was like, hey, mister Panelic,
come on. In here, and I was like, you obviously
need some pitching help on the Mariners right now.

Speaker 9 (31:54):
Would you try and trade for John Rocker?

Speaker 6 (31:56):
And he was like oh, like as his whole thing
was breaking, and he was like mortified because he wanted
to so badly, and there was there was talk and
Seattle is gonna get him, but it's such a politically
correct town.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
There's no way if he did this today.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Here's the one thing that would probably bail him out,
because he was cursing out the subway. But the Democrats
could not shun a lefty who takes mass transit.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I mean, he's actually their dream.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
John Rocker is the manifestation of the climate movement.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Kennedy saved the world every day we're back after.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
This, you're hanging out all the white Man's been keeping
us down for too long.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
But it's all gonna change. You'll see. Kennedy's here some bonus.
Kennedy on Fox across America. What more could you ask for?
Want me to throw a few more atchets since we're
just having fun.

Speaker 9 (32:48):
I want to I want to hear it, I want
to feel it.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
I want to RT in my pie hole.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Kennedy is on Fox New Saturday Night this weekend with
Sergeant Slaughter.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Oh, can we promote Soul Joels. Why don't you going
to Sol Joels November twenty second.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
If you are listening on w PHT right now, and
I hope they are okay, Sol.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Joels, Yeah, Sol Joels, It's going to be amazing. It's
the I Hate Commies Tour. I've I've got some Kennedy
for President t shirts. I'm not selling them, I'm giving
them away. But you have to work for it.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Damn right, you do it, Ye, bark like a dog.

Speaker 9 (33:19):
You got to jump through some hoops.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
Things are gonna happen in the Bernie Sanders is going
to be talking dirty. Bernie Sanders is going to be
talking dirty as Maga Bernie Sanders.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Wow, you know what I love about this? Soul Joels
just hosted like an evening with Priscilla Presley, who famously
was with Elvis.

Speaker 9 (33:40):
Yes she was, hence the name Presley.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yes, and you have shagged several of us impersonators, So
that's nice.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
That's a nice one.

Speaker 9 (33:46):
Work my way up the ladder, starting at the lower rungs, all.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Of whom slept with her, and then sang return to sender.
For some reason, I thought it was romantic. They saying,
reconsider baby, that's odd wi.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Ma, I don't want crowds.

Speaker 9 (34:08):
I was like, what this.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Is, Presley? Can I give you one? Letitia James?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, this is what ah.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Whenever I see incongruent emotion, even on TV. If I'm
watching TV and I see what I consider to be
like faux anger, like a performative anger, and it doesn't
really meet the moment, I'm like, what's going on here?
So this Letitia James thing like she's screaming on a stage,
like she's in front of the tank in Taman Square.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
I'm like, baby, you got pop from mortgage frauds. What
are you gonna do? Two months in a fight zero?

Speaker 8 (34:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
But the idea that she's out there at the Edmund
Pettis Bridge in.

Speaker 6 (34:40):
Selma, Yeah, like she's getting sent to the men's prison
and El Salvador No.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Listen to this very performative clip twenty two.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
You see, I know what.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
It feels like to be a tact for Jack doing
your job.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
But I also know what it feels like to overcome adversity.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
So I stand on solid rock and I will not bow.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
I will not break. I will not ben, I will
not capitulate. I will not give in.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I will not give up. You come from me, you.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Gotta come to all of us.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
So for a chick who lied on our mortgage.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
From for that who went after a guy for lying
on his mortgage form.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Amen, you don't need a you know, a cheering crowd,
You need a mirror. But what she should have done
there and I would have respected it. I will not
give up. I will not I will not give in.
She should have yelled out. I will survive and dropped
into Gloria Gainer. I didn't respect.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Now cut to mic.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
The hour up. This has been a podcast from w
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