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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six to one now.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, yes, hello, my name is Ted Thibodeaux and I'm
coming from air conditioning and Heating.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I was looking for Jane's.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is she Hello Jameson, and I finally get a
call back.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I've been leading messages for the last four days.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, yes, and that's why I'm calling you back right now,
because apparently there is some sort of issue with your
air conditioning unit, heating unit, something like that.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yes, it's not working. My house is. Tell me a
little bit about it. Hot, hot from hell, super good?
Okay anything?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Sorry, are you in the what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'm just typing down notes here? Why you tell me
what the issue is?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Sorry about that? Because so go ahead and tell me
a little bit more about it. I'm sorry. What's that?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah? No, you can't hear me.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I can barely hear you.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It's really loud.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Its loud. The air condition is loud. Okay, I'll take
that down right now. Air conditioning is loud.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The typing you're typing or whatever you're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Over there is loud.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You said, my typing is loud, yes sir, okay, let
me just get that down so I can get a No,
we have to document everything over here, so let me
just say that type of typing is too loud for
the customer. I mean, try to typing down. Okay, So anyway,
what is the issue again? Let me just make sure
I get a very detailed report of that.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
My AC is broken.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I don't know if the lines are frozen or what's
going on, but nothing is coming out.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Customer is not my house.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
My house is incredibly hot, and I'm this is a
new system. There's absolutely no reason.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That they should not be working.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Good's large, that's loud in the background. I'm just getting
this all down here.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
What was that? What in the are you doing? Like?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
How can you possibly listen to me with all that
noise in the background.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'm just trying to help you out with your air
conditioning problem.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You're not helping right now. Customers seems to think that
Customers isn't no health and why is it? Why am
I not being healthy.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
All of this noise? Are you working on a freaking
keyboard from the nineteen fifties?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
What the hell are you doing?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm so sorry about that. Is it the sound of
the keyboard when I'm typing down the notes? Just a
little loud? Just a bit? Okay? Would it be better
for you if I switched over to pen and paper?
That would be amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, I can do that for you, because it sounds
like you're pretty fired up right now. We don't want
you hot in the house with no air conditioning, now,
do we not?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Particularly?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Okay, so why don't you go ahead and start telling
that issue. I just write down with a pen and
paper so it to be a little less loud for you.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
The AC is a working, it's new.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
What is me?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
What's the sound?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's just me.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm writing it down here. It's just writing it down
on the pen and paper with a pin and paper
for you.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Okay, are you sitting next to a machine?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is that what I mean? Like? Because there's just way
too much noise.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So the depending paper as loud as what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Everything is a little bit loud for me.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Let me switch over to a different device. And I'm
so sorry about that. This has never been an issue before.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't see how it could not have been an
issue before.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Okay, Well, now everything should be fine. I've put down
the pen and paper. I will not be using my
computer keyboard, and I will be paying attention and just
I do have to take notes, but it will not
be loud, I promise, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yes, So go ahead. What's the issue? What is that?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Are you using a type right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Just typing it down real quick because I don't have
any of those more quiet. I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You know? I stopped? Just just stop.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I'm gonna rip the ac out of the wall and
throw it onto my front yard so you all can
drive by and pick it up.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Okay, Well, then at this point, I'll just let you
know it's a prank phone call and your sister set
you up, Jackie. Yes, yes, this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Sister Jackie set you up. Oh my god, it's a joke,
she said.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You've been trying trying to get a hold of the
air conditioning people and you get really frustrated with bad
customer service. Oh my god, And yeah, you nailed that
on the head. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only,
I'm a new ninety six to one now Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, Yeah, Hi,
I'm sorry. This is Trevor, who says.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Uh, you called me?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No, I'm pretty sure he called me. So, like, can
I help you or close?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Like, yo, sorry, I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Well no, because you called me, so I think you
might have the wrong number.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
My phone rang and I kicked it out.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
No, you called me.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
That's not okay, whatever, dude, Bye.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hello, Trevor. Hello, Okay, Yeah, who's this.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well? No, you called me, ma'am. I don't remember what
your name was.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You called me, and I didn't tell you my name
because for a good reason obviously.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
But you called me. No, you called me, Oh my god, No,
this is good.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Not by hello. Hello, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Okay, So you called me again?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, you keep calling me?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Why did you call me?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Okay, I don't like I don't like confrontation. Still confrontation.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I have no idea who you are. Get off my phone, Like,
stop calling me like I was so, I was just off.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Hello Okay, so this is getting really old, like I
don't know what, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
This is seriously getting old.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Like, listen to me.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
This is like the fifth time you've called me.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Stop it, knock it off.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I'm calling the cops right now. I feel like you're
gonna call the cops. Okay, well, you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Stop calling me. You keep calling me and wrapping me,
and I'm not I didn't want.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
To have to do this, but it looks like you
might have gotten yourself in a cop battle. I don't
even do because if you call the cops on me,
bye bye bye, call the cops on you, and then
I'll call the cops on your tops.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'm calling the cops right now.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Stop calling me. Hello, this is Detective Peter Or from
the police.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Department speaking with Oh Hi, yeah, yes, hi, Yes. Can
I help you?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So you're like calling me because of that.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Guy, right, ma'am?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes, I do have to ask a question, are you okay?
I'm hie because you've called me.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I haven't you literally just called me.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
My phone just rang.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Nope, I'm sitting here at my desk and my phone
rang and it was you on the other end.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Can I help you with something? I feel like I'm
taking crazy pills.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
So I have a person. Okay, so you are taking pills.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Where are you, man, I'm not not. You just admitted
to an officer of the law that you're taking pills.
My god, sir, I have a problem with somebody.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Who keeps calling I know you have a problem obviously,
because you're taking pills and calling the police.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So I will send a car to where you're at
right now. I have your location. No, no, I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Need a car.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I need you to call somebody who keeps calling me.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I have their number if you would like.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, ma'am, I'm going to send a whole squad car
down there, and we're going to pick you up and
bring you There's no need for that, Oh my god,
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
No, sir, Like I need you to listen to me, like,
I don't need you to send a whole.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Squadron of cops down here because I'm at work.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
But I have a problem of a guy that keeps
calling me, like I need your help.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I don't need a bunch of cop carks and I'm
not taking kills. Mmmmmm okay, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Well, the officers they are on the way and they
will be there in just a few minutes to apprehend
you and take you.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Out of the price.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Honestly, really, there's no need. There is no need for that.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Please, I am Please do not embarrass me in network.
Is going on? Oh, I'll tell you what's going on.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
This is Jubal from the Jebel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Jason set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's a joke. Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
He said, you gotta have a new phone. I'mbern beginning
a lot of calls on it and want to mess
with you.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Oh my god, I hate him.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I'm so bad.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh my god. Thank god.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Though scared me.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I thought, cops, it can go.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.