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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm a new ninety six to one.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Now Hello, Hi, my name is Trevor and I'm calling
from and I was looking for Lynnette who was having
a cake delivered today for an event.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, my sister's baby shower.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, so Hi, I'm Trevor.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
HM.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hich Ever, how are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Good?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Good gig?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I do you know?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
I'm just getting ready?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So okay, good? Yes, everything is great.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
So I'm the guy that's delivering the cake to you today.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Do you need the address? Like?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh, no, I have the address, but I just need
to call and check in with you because so, like,
is it important to you that the whole cake is delivered?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Like all of it?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Uh? What do you mean the whole cake?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Like of the cake.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I didn't want cupcakes or anything. I want like a
full cake.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Right yeah, So like I'm calling just to check if
like you want the like it's important to you that
the whole cake makes it?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yes, yes, it's the whole cake like whatever you guys
made its beautiful.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It was very beautiful.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
It was really like some of the best work I've
seen them do at the cake shops.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Hold up, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Was Oh so mister blinky kind of got to it.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
And then like mister blinky, Yeah, what the does that mean? Like,
what's mister blinky?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So, mister Blink's my teacup palm like like a dog,
he's a Pomeranian.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, okay, are you are you trying to tell me
that my cake got eaten.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
By a dog?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, I'm not trying to tell you that, Like, the
cake didn't get eaten by a dog, like, not all
of it.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I'm running out of time here.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Mister a teacup so he's very small. Also, you only got.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Like, well, whatever rat dog you have, I don't give it.
I want to know what's happening with my cake.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Okay, let me clarify just so you know exactly what's
going on. So it wasn't a rat that ate it.
It was my teacup pomeranian, mister blinky.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
So you rats, your teacupt up.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Our establishment where we baked the cakes doesn't have any rats.
So if that's what you were worried about, like we're
cool there.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Highly recommended, and you know what, I put it on
a wait list for this cake, and I ordered it
six months ago, six months ago, and I spent a
lot of money because this is my sister's first baby
and this thing needs to be perfect. Okay, And if
you're telling me so you're the little rat dog ate
my cake, I'm gonna lose.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay. What if I told you something different? What if
I told you something different than that, would it still be?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You know, the only thing I want to hear is
that you have a cake coming.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh, you have a cake and it's coming?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yes, okay, then what is it you there?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
But like it's like half a cake?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Your name's Trevor, right. I need to talk to your
supervisor now because it is unacceptable.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
For your loop soub whatever, ca Pomeranian great, awesome.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I don't give a about any of that, and I'm
gonna get you fired. So I'm going to need to
talk to you manager right now. And if you can't
put me through to him, then I will hang up
with you, which I should have already done, because this
is insane. I ordered a very expensive cake and today
is my sister's baby shower, and I cannot believe you're
up for us.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
So if I'm reading you correctly. I think you're upset.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, stus, I'm upset.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And you know what.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I'm your oldest sister and she is my baby sister
and she's been waiting a very long time for this baby.
And how double baby, double baby, the whole baby.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, it's a double baby because she's your baby sister
and she's having a baby, so it's kind of like double.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
My god. More we will and I'll light you know that.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
This is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your sister Patty set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm sorry, what, Yeah, your sister set you up.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
She said that you're planning her baby shower and have
been very stressed out about it that she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Oh my god, I went off on this guy.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Wow, I have issues, clearly.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's another Jubile phone prank.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Weekday mornings on the twenties only I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
A new ninety six one.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Now, Hello, I do not know where I'm going. I'm
calling him right now. We'll find out. This is my
favorite song. I love this one. This is when it's
when the beatdrops, when it's from Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
This is Heinrich. Yes, Hello, this is Heindrich. Okay, I'm
looking full on. This is how to hear you. Once again.
You may turn of my bluetooth. The bluetoth is very loud.
But this this is the what I'm talking about. But
I need to turn it down.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Now because I need to speak to the client.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
But is this what? This is my favorite part? Hello? Hello?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Sorry, for some reason, my bluetooth it will not stop,
is it, Leon?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
This is this is Heinrich with the movies. I have
your things?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh no, for some reason the bluetooth wait, hello, one moment, please,
my blue tooth is going. I can kind of hear you,
but I don't know if you can hear me, because
I can kind of hear you, but I'm not sure
if you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Can hear me.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, I'm so sorry about that. Hello, Leon, this is
Heinrich and I have your thing?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And where are I don't know where to go?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
What do you mean you don't know where to go?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
He's been trying, yes, but I am new here and
I just are they sending.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Out someone new I've been waiting a week for my stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yes, I know you've been waiting a week, and I'm
trying to get to you, but I do not know
exactly where to go.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Can you tell me where to go? Please?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Oh? No, turn on a GPS.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You want me to turn onto.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
What the GPS? There is the buttons?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But there is the button?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Use your phone.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But I'm so sorry. I'm so confused. I mean new
drive here. I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
They send a new driver with all my stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I've just came to the country and I've just got
in this job, and now I'm having trouble finding your house.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Well, you're real close to losing your job. I can
tell you that much.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Little Yeah, I'm having trouble hearing you.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Are you giving me directions to the house.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I will give you directions if you turn off the
bluetooth to.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Turn my bluetooth off? Do you know how to.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Talk about both?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Figured it out? I've got the bluetooths off now, all right?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
No, keep it on? So I am parked your part.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yes, in part because I don't know where to go
to drop off your things.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Company.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Man?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
At least tell me this man are you anywhere near
Lincoln Avenue. That's where they're supposed to be bringing my
items that we're.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So sorry the blue is back.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh my god, I'm trying to one second. I can
hear you over the music if you just ask, where
are you saying?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I need to go?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I need to get the Lincoln Avenue.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I am in link In Nebraska, yes, but I do
not know where to go from there.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
You're link in Nebraska. How did you get across the country?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Very long drive to get here, but I am here now,
and so I just do not know the street to
go on.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
The right direction. It's not even the right direction.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Just because my blutos is I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I'm going to try to.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Turn the radio off least one second, Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Figure out Hello, Yes, you can't.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Be in Nebraska, dude. It's Lincoln Avenue.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Link In Nebraska, and I'm not sing My things were
supposed to be here three days ago.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Dude, and you're halfway across the country. You gotta be
the most incompetent driver that they.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Wanted to hire their society.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Are you kidding me? Dude? I swear to guy, you
better be the one pulling over my driveway. I'm gonna
break that speaker myself. You turn it.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Off, dude, I'm having trouble again my brutal stick.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I know you are.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Run it off.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Hello, turn off the long am speaker.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Man speakers, maybe speak up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's not even good music.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
What are you doing over there? You party?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubbil Show doing a
phone brak on you and your brother set you up?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
He said that you've been having trouble getting your stuff
from the moving company and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah, well I certainly did that. My blood pressure is
through the roof. I tell you. After that though, if
I hear that song again, I'm gonna get PTSP from this.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks, weekday morning
on the twenties,