October 16, 2024 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with The Jubal Show’s latest Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, Jubal takes on the persona of “Donk,” a dad with a unique career, who hilariously tries to convince an elementary school teacher to let him present at Career Day. Things take a wild turn when Donk reveals his true profession, leading to a series of misunderstandings and laugh-out-loud moments.
But that’s not all! Jubal also pranks a job seeker named Susan, giving her the ultimate hiring whiplash. From being hired to fired and back again, Susan’s reactions are priceless as she navigates the most confusing job offer ever.
Tune in to hear these side-splitting pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show. Don’t miss out on the fun and chaos that will leave you in stitches!
But that’s not all! Jubal also pranks a job seeker named Susan, giving her the ultimate hiring whiplash. From being hired to fired and back again, Susan’s reactions are priceless as she navigates the most confusing job offer ever.
Tune in to hear these side-splitting pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show. Don’t miss out on the fun and chaos that will leave you in stitches!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now hello, Yeah is this Nikky?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yes? Can I have you calling?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Oh yeah, this is Donk. So I got the notice.
So I'm just calling to, you know, ask a few questions.
I got some CU's, hopefully got some a's for me,
you know.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
What notice are we talking about? Oh?
Speaker 5 (00:31):
The Okay, So you're a teacher right at elementary school? Yes, yes, yeah, okay,
So my daughter Stacy is in your class.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh yes, of course you're Stacy's dead.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So what was your name again?
Speaker 6 (00:47):
I'm Sory.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
My name is well, you can call me Donk. Like
all my buddies call me Donk. Everybody calls me Donk,
so you can call me Donk. So anyway, yeah, I'm
calling because Stacy brought home.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
A thing where parents can come in and talk about
their careers and all that kind of stuff, like a
career day type thing. Yes, yeah, so DONC is in
and like it's super excited about it.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Uh okay, And and you're dunk Donk.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah that's me.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yeah, so Donk is super interested in coming to career
day and talking to the young tikes about my job
and stuff. You know what I mean, because I have
a pretty exciting career and I would love to share
that and you know, pay forward.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay, well, I just have to I have a.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Couple of questions for you real quick.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Like I would need some set up time, so like,
you know, what would the night before or like earlier
in the morning be better for you?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
So I can set up my stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
In what in what?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
It's not much like you know, like I would just
have to get the poll all set up, the pool
set up? Yeah, maybe like clear like some space, make
sure I have enough space, and then like just set
up the pool.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Are you a firefighter?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
What is that what you do?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Sometimes?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I could be. I could also be a police officer.
Like there's all kinds of things that could be.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
So if you think it's better that I'm a firefighter
that day, absolutely, But I just need to get.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
You know, donk, I'm still confused. What is it exactly
that you do?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I work at the I work at the.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh my god, I absolutely do not know what you're
talking about. I would never I've never gone to that place.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Well, would you like to come down so that you
can see what I do before I come and you know,
like talk to the class about co dancer.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
No, it's absolutely okay, I'm I'm perfectly fine. I really
uh don't frequent any kind of night life. I have
a very full schedule, so I really don't do that.
But donk, I don't know if your job is absolutely
appropriate for fifth Creators?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Is it because I work late at night a lot
of times?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
No, you're a stripper.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Well, okay, so I'm.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Gonna go ahead and take a little bit offense to
that because I don't consider myself a stripper.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I'm a dancer. Yes, but like you know, we are
not going.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
To tolerate someone coming into the class and dancing and
taking off their clothes.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Okay, So, like here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I know that I'm obviously I'm not going to be
doing that, but I just wanted to show him how
to do a few moves on the pole.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Like so you no, absolutely not, I am not having
a stripper in my classroom for career day. There's no
way that this is going to happen. Okay, and listen,
I don't even know how you thought that this was
a good idea to begin with.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Okay, So I think DONK knows what's going on here,
So okay. So the problem is, like you think that
maybe seeing me like do my thing on the pole,
even if I'm like, you know, fully clothed and everything, like,
you probably couldn't handle yourself, right, Like, I get it.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Listen, I honestly think that you need to recheck yourself
and Donk, honestly, I have no idea what you're thinking here,
but it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
So no, okay, all right, we'll fine. I guess I'll
just let you know. Then you'll just let me know. Yeah,
I'll just tell you then tell me what this is.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your teacher's assistant, Tabby set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
She said that you were having a career day in
your class soon and want me to prank you.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh my god, I couldn't believe that anyone in their
right mind would have to come as a strip career day.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Like, but you got admit you were kind of interested, right.
It was like a little bit I was going to.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Buy tickets to go see him at you know.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings
on the twenties only. I'm a new ninety six to
one now.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eagans calling from I was
looking for Susan.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yes, Hi, Hey Susan. How are you?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
How are you? I'm having a great day, Thank you
very much.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I'm actually calling because we haven't met yet, but you've
been interviewing and I've got to talk to you. I'm one,
I'm in HR, so I need to speak with you,
and I'm calling to let you know that we have
decided to go ahead and hire you. Oh yes, congratulations,
no problem. We will reach out with further detail. Okay,
(05:33):
make sound good, yep, but the start date should be
next week.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
But again, I'll have I'll have who have you been
interviewing with?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Again, Jared.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
I'll have Jared give you a call and go over
all that stuff. But I just want to call and
take congratulations.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Okay, good, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Excited. Have a good day you too.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Thanks. Hello, Hey, Susan. P. Deakins again. Oh Hi, Yeah,
so calling you back just needed to touch on one
thing about the job that you're just hired for.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, so unfortunately we are going to have to let
you go.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Wait why Well, you know, after I got off the
phone with you after hiring you, I thought about it
and you weren't excited enough for me. So you know,
hear it, We like people who are very excited about
their jobs.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
No, I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, it just wasn't you.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I didn't do it all though.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I didn't like you on the.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Phone, right, Yeah, so there was just yeah, it just
wasn't excited enough for me, and so therefore I'm going
to go ahead and recommend that we do not hire you.
So I'm so sorry about that before but I thought
about it more and I was just like, wow, that
was really a lame expression when I told you had
the job, and uh, like I said, well, people who
are excited about their work here, so have a good day.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Okay, Well I.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
Prove it to you in any way by now bye.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Oh hello, Hi, Susan P.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
D Eggins again from.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Yeah you know what, Uh, pretty awkward to call you
and hire you and then fire you. Yeah, so I'm
calling you back because I want to discuss that. Sound
like you were going to say something before I hung up.
Were you going to say something?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I mean, I was just going to say that I'm
really excited and if I could gree with you in
some other way, I would like you. I don't want
to like lose a job because of the way I
answered a phone.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Right, yeah, you know, against my better judgment, I'm gonna
hire you back, Susan, you got the job, thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yep. And so, like I said, General'll be in touch.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Okay, okay, all right, bye bye bye. Hello, Hi, Susan
ped Eagans again from Hello.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Hey, So unfortunately I have to let you know that
we do have to not hire you.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I'm really I'm getting whiplashed from this. Why do you
keep like hiring me and firing me?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I don't understand what's happening.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
I went and talk to Jared, who's the guy that
you'd be working for, you know, And I asked him
what sort of outfit you wore on your interview and
he told me the color, and I just did not
like the outfit that he described.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
This is starting to seem ridiculous, Okay, have a good day.
Thank you. Hello, Hey, Susan ped Eagans again from.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
Okay, now I'm done.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
I don't want this job anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
If you're going to keep with flashing me around and
hiring me and firing me, I do not want this job.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
I don't want to work for a company like that.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
You are literally an what's your job like?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
You're not even doing your job. You're terrible at that,
And there it is.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
That's the kind of passion I was looking for. Susan,
you are hired back.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Didn't you hear me?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
You twitt?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I do not want your job anymore.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Okay, Well, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your friend Jessica set you up.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
It's a joke, she said.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
She said, you've been interviewing for jobs and you think
you might have got one, and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh my god, I hate her.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
That was so annoying.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh my god, wake up every morning with Jubile phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now hello, Yeah is this Nikky?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yes? Can I have you calling?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Oh yeah, this is Donk. So I got the notice.
So I'm just calling to, you know, ask a few questions.
I got some CU's, hopefully got some a's for me,
you know.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
What notice are we talking about? Oh?
Speaker 5 (00:31):
The Okay, So you're a teacher right at elementary school? Yes, yes, yeah, okay,
So my daughter Stacy is in your class.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh yes, of course you're Stacy's dead.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So what was your name again?
Speaker 6 (00:47):
I'm Sory.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
My name is well, you can call me Donk. Like
all my buddies call me Donk. Everybody calls me Donk,
so you can call me Donk. So anyway, yeah, I'm
calling because Stacy brought home.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
A thing where parents can come in and talk about
their careers and all that kind of stuff, like a
career day type thing. Yes, yeah, so DONC is in
and like it's super excited about it.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Uh okay, And and you're dunk Donk.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah that's me.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yeah, so Donk is super interested in coming to career
day and talking to the young tikes about my job
and stuff. You know what I mean, because I have
a pretty exciting career and I would love to share
that and you know, pay forward.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay, well, I just have to I have a.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Couple of questions for you real quick.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Like I would need some set up time, so like,
you know, what would the night before or like earlier
in the morning be better for you?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
So I can set up my stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
In what in what?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
It's not much like you know, like I would just
have to get the poll all set up, the pool
set up? Yeah, maybe like clear like some space, make
sure I have enough space, and then like just set
up the pool.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Are you a firefighter?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
What is that what you do?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Sometimes?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I could be. I could also be a police officer.
Like there's all kinds of things that could be.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
So if you think it's better that I'm a firefighter
that day, absolutely, But I just need to get.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
You know, donk, I'm still confused. What is it exactly
that you do?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I work at the I work at the.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh my god, I absolutely do not know what you're
talking about. I would never I've never gone to that place.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Well, would you like to come down so that you
can see what I do before I come and you know,
like talk to the class about co dancer.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
No, it's absolutely okay, I'm I'm perfectly fine. I really
uh don't frequent any kind of night life. I have
a very full schedule, so I really don't do that.
But donk, I don't know if your job is absolutely
appropriate for fifth Creators?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Is it because I work late at night a lot
of times?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
No, you're a stripper.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Well, okay, so I'm.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Gonna go ahead and take a little bit offense to
that because I don't consider myself a stripper.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I'm a dancer. Yes, but like you know, we are
not going.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
To tolerate someone coming into the class and dancing and
taking off their clothes.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Okay, So, like here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I know that I'm obviously I'm not going to be
doing that, but I just wanted to show him how
to do a few moves on the pole.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Like so you no, absolutely not, I am not having
a stripper in my classroom for career day. There's no
way that this is going to happen. Okay, and listen,
I don't even know how you thought that this was
a good idea to begin with.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Okay, So I think DONK knows what's going on here,
So okay. So the problem is, like you think that
maybe seeing me like do my thing on the pole,
even if I'm like, you know, fully clothed and everything, like,
you probably couldn't handle yourself, right, Like, I get it.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Listen, I honestly think that you need to recheck yourself
and Donk, honestly, I have no idea what you're thinking here,
but it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
So no, okay, all right, we'll fine. I guess I'll
just let you know. Then you'll just let me know. Yeah,
I'll just tell you then tell me what this is.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your teacher's assistant, Tabby set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
She said that you were having a career day in
your class soon and want me to prank you.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Oh my god, I couldn't believe that anyone in their
right mind would have to come as a strip career day.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Like, but you got admit you were kind of interested, right.
It was like a little bit I was going to.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Buy tickets to go see him at you know.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings
on the twenties only. I'm a new ninety six to
one now.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eagans calling from I was
looking for Susan.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yes, Hi, Hey Susan. How are you?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
How are you? I'm having a great day, Thank you
very much.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I'm actually calling because we haven't met yet, but you've
been interviewing and I've got to talk to you. I'm one,
I'm in HR, so I need to speak with you,
and I'm calling to let you know that we have
decided to go ahead and hire you. Oh yes, congratulations,
no problem. We will reach out with further detail. Okay,
(05:33):
make sound good, yep, but the start date should be
next week.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
But again, I'll have I'll have who have you been
interviewing with?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Again, Jared.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
I'll have Jared give you a call and go over
all that stuff. But I just want to call and
take congratulations.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Okay, good, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Excited. Have a good day you too.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Thanks. Hello, Hey, Susan. P. Deakins again. Oh Hi, Yeah,
so calling you back just needed to touch on one
thing about the job that you're just hired for.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, so unfortunately we are going to have to let
you go.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Wait why Well, you know, after I got off the
phone with you after hiring you, I thought about it
and you weren't excited enough for me. So you know,
hear it, We like people who are very excited about
their jobs.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
No, I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, it just wasn't you.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I didn't do it all though.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I didn't like you on the.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Phone, right, Yeah, so there was just yeah, it just
wasn't excited enough for me, and so therefore I'm going
to go ahead and recommend that we do not hire you.
So I'm so sorry about that before but I thought
about it more and I was just like, wow, that
was really a lame expression when I told you had
the job, and uh, like I said, well, people who
are excited about their work here, so have a good day.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Okay, Well I.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
Prove it to you in any way by now bye.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Oh hello, Hi, Susan P.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
D Eggins again from.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Yeah you know what, Uh, pretty awkward to call you
and hire you and then fire you. Yeah, so I'm
calling you back because I want to discuss that. Sound
like you were going to say something before I hung up.
Were you going to say something?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I mean, I was just going to say that I'm
really excited and if I could gree with you in
some other way, I would like you. I don't want
to like lose a job because of the way I
answered a phone.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Right, yeah, you know, against my better judgment, I'm gonna
hire you back, Susan, you got the job, thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yep. And so, like I said, General'll be in touch.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Okay, okay, all right, bye bye bye. Hello, Hi, Susan
ped Eagans again from Hello.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Hey, So unfortunately I have to let you know that
we do have to not hire you.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I'm really I'm getting whiplashed from this. Why do you
keep like hiring me and firing me?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I don't understand what's happening.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
I went and talk to Jared, who's the guy that
you'd be working for, you know, And I asked him
what sort of outfit you wore on your interview and
he told me the color, and I just did not
like the outfit that he described.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
This is starting to seem ridiculous, Okay, have a good day.
Thank you. Hello, Hey, Susan ped Eagans again from.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
Okay, now I'm done.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
I don't want this job anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
If you're going to keep with flashing me around and
hiring me and firing me, I do not want this job.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
I don't want to work for a company like that.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
You are literally an what's your job like?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
You're not even doing your job. You're terrible at that,
And there it is.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
That's the kind of passion I was looking for. Susan,
you are hired back.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Didn't you hear me?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
You twitt?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I do not want your job anymore.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Okay, Well, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your friend Jessica set you up.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
It's a joke, she said.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
She said, you've been interviewing for jobs and you think
you might have got one, and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh my god, I hate her.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
That was so annoying.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh my god, wake up every morning with Jubile phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
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