October 29, 2024 • 9 mins
Get ready for a laugh-out-loud episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! In this segment, Jubal calls a Halloween store with a hilarious complaint about a faulty costume. Pete Ekins, our unsuspecting prank victim, finds himself in a sticky situation when his cat, Pickles, gets stuck in a tree while wearing a Winnie the Pooh costume. The confusion escalates as Pete struggles to explain his predicament, all while trying to breathe in his own ill-fitting costume. The store employee, Cameron, tries to make sense of the bizarre situation, leading to a series of comedic misunderstandings. Tune in to hear how this costume catastrophe unfolds and enjoy the side-splitting reactions. Don’t miss this episode filled with unexpected twists, laughter, and a whole lot of fun!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile sound Frank Weday Mornings on the twenties
only on the New ninety six one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now, Hello, Halloween Store, this is help help, I need help.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Pickles, pickle, pickles, get down, get down from there.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hi, my name is Pete Eakins. I was just in
there and I purchased I purchased a.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Costume, and I think your products are faulty.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I'm sorry, sir, I'd be great and happy to help
you with that dank.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I came in there just a few minutes ago.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I'm sorry I sound like this because your cost I
purchased a costume.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
For me and my kiddy cat. Oh, pick pickles, what's
going on your I have a phone pick because.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
These costumes don't fit at all.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh not only that, but Wiggles is in a tree
now it's just winning the pool up there.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Oh wow, can you tell me which costume this les?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Okay, hold on, let me see if I can get
this down a little bit on my neck.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Doesn't sound like I'm chunking a little bit. Hold on,
are you hold on?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Are you gonna get the zipper.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Down a little bit so you can hear me? Okay, okay,
I got it down a little bit. Okay. So I
purchased a Winny the Pool costume and has a little
honey pot. It's a costume that you wear with your pet.
You know what I'm talking about, h Yes, sir, I do.
(01:53):
So it doesn't fit at all.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
And not only that, but.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I can barely breathe in.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Pickles is in the Winni the Pooh costume, and he's
climbed up a tree. So now I don't even know
if he's in the pool costume, but he's hanging it
from a branch on the tree. I think in the
Winni the Pooh costume, and I'm sitting here and I'm
laying at the bottom of it with the.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Stupid honting pot around my neck with the honeypot costume.
Bott I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
I think that maybe to the fact that the costume
that you have.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
It definitely should fit you because you're supposed to be
winning the pool.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
The pool costume is too huge for the cat too.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
By the way, Yeah, that's your costume, sir.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
The cat's supposed to be the honeypot.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I don't wait, you're telling me that the cat is
supposed to be the honeypot, and I was supposed to.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Be Winny the poop. Yes, I'm sorry, that makes a
lot more sense. Oh no, okay, so.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
You should tell people that the honeypot is for.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
The cat and the pooh costume is for the human.
You should put that on there.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Sure, I'll go ahead and call the cops.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Where are you?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
No, don't, please, don't call the authorities, okay, cause could
probably be in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So I'm right behind the store in a park.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
I just gonna go to the park with Pickles, my cat,
and try on the costume and run around a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I thought it'd be fun. So I'm at a park.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Oh okay, I'll tell.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
You where it is, but I need to come help
me because if the cops come on, it's not gonna
be good. Because I already took off all my clothes
to put the honeypot thing on. So I'm at the
bottom of a tree just to wear the little pot
and the cats up in the tree in the poo costume.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Stuff in the poo costume.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Okay, So I just got the honeypot thing around my
neck and nothing else on.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Well, oh god, you.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Get to swing over here. Maybe throw some pants off me.
This is embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Okay, let me get this straight. You're still at the park.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Yeah, bottom of a tree, just a honey pot costume
around my throat?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Did give us a day bird?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:04):
I just well, maybe I'll just tell you that this
is actually a prank phone call. Then this is actually
Double from the Jubil Show doing a phone break on
you and her coworkers set you up.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Oh my godness, so funny.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Fun She said that you guys, she said, you.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
Guys work at a halloween store and you can't can't
get some weird complaints sometimes about customers wo don't know
how to put on their costumes.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Right, Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties. It's another Jubile phone prank weekday
mornings on the twenties, only on the noon ninety six one.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Now Hello, Yeah, hey, this is Dog calling from Dog Lounge.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I was looking for Craig.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah that's me.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, dude, what's up? This is Donk.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Hello there.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Okay, Oh yeah, sorry, dude.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
I'm calling to inform you that your pop who's staying
with us. I know you were scheduled to pick him
up tomorrow, but like he's not going to be available
for pick up for three weeks.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I need to pick him up tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, dude, I know you are scheduled to pick him
up tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
And Donk apologizes, but it's going to be three weeks
dude until you can pick up your pop and DONK
could like feel.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Bad about that.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
But did you say Donk?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Yeah, dude, that's well, my name is Paul Donkler, but
like everybody just calls me Donk.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
So okay, So Donk, why is my dog not able
to be picked up tomorrow?
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Okay, So, dude, I'll explain it, and I'm sure you
understand because you're also a dude, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
But like, so, I was at the gym the other
do you work out?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Uh? Not really?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Okay, dude, well I do, you know, like I work out?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Hell, So I was at the gym the other day, dude,
and like I was doing some legs and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And work out.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
You know, I'm I'm actually asking about my dog though,
because okay, still long story short, dude, there was this.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Hot check working out next to me.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
You know, no, I'm asking about my dog.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Yeah, and that's what I'm talking about is so I
struck up a convo with her, and like we were
talking and then I set up a date.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
For talking about my dog. What's going on with my dog?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
So I borrowed your dog to go on a date.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yeah, she likes dog dudes, and I'm not a dog dude,
you know. But I was like, dude, I want to
smash boarding facility. Yeah, like I don't have a dog. Like,
you know, dogs are cool, you know, but like I
don't have one. And so she wanted to go to
the dog park and I was like, yeah, I got
a dog. And then like I went to work.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
And okay, he took my dog to the dog park
to get with a Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Dude, Like she's totally into it.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
But like we were messing around and stuff, and then
she said, it's going to be three weeks until I
can you know, like totally as seal the deal.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
So I need to like pretend to have your dog
for three weeks. Dude, I know you understand.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Oh that's completely that's completely unacceptable that you have my
dog and you take my dog to a dog park.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Well, like, don't want you to think about it a
little bit like it's kind of like a high compliment
to you and your pop, you know, because like I
looked at all the other dogs, dude, and all was like,
they're not gonna be able.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
To go, And who is taking my dog to a
dog donk dead?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Okay, you are dunk.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh no, it's just.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
And yeah there's nobody else. Yeah, so I don't know
why you think there's a third person.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Why why are we doing this? I'm picking my dog
up tomorrow. Yeah, there's no donk involved.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Okay, but if you pick your dog up tomorrow, dude,
like I'm not going to be able to, you know,
like hook up with this check.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Because she's going to know that I want Oh sorry, okay, listen,
I don't care if you're wanting to use my dog
or you need my dog for your own personal purposes.
This is stupid. I need to talk to your manager.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I could tell that you're upset.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I think, oh yeah, definitely upset.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You've got me there, I'm pretty intuit.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Good good on you, mate, but absolutely not. I need
to talk to help.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
If I texted you pick of the check.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
No, that would not help, and that would make it worse.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Then you can see like all hatches. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Uh no, you I need to talk to your manager
right now.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Okay, well then I'll just let you know. It's a
prank phone call and your girlfriend set you up. What
this is actually Dubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your girlfriend set you up
out of town and you're coming back to pick up
your dog tomorrow and she wanted to.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Message you.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Us. He truly couldn't believe this when he was trying
to take my dog again.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
It's another Jubile phone prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties
It's another jubile sound Frank Weday Mornings on the twenties
only on the New ninety six one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now, Hello, Halloween Store, this is help help, I need help.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Pickles, pickle, pickles, get down, get down from there.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hi, my name is Pete Eakins. I was just in
there and I purchased I purchased a.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Costume, and I think your products are faulty.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I'm sorry, sir, I'd be great and happy to help
you with that dank.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I came in there just a few minutes ago.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I'm sorry I sound like this because your cost I
purchased a costume.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
For me and my kiddy cat. Oh, pick pickles, what's
going on your I have a phone pick because.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
These costumes don't fit at all.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh not only that, but Wiggles is in a tree
now it's just winning the pool up there.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Oh wow, can you tell me which costume this les?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Okay, hold on, let me see if I can get
this down a little bit on my neck.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Doesn't sound like I'm chunking a little bit. Hold on,
are you hold on?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Are you gonna get the zipper.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Down a little bit so you can hear me? Okay, okay,
I got it down a little bit. Okay. So I
purchased a Winny the Pool costume and has a little
honey pot. It's a costume that you wear with your pet.
You know what I'm talking about, h Yes, sir, I do.
(01:53):
So it doesn't fit at all.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
And not only that, but.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I can barely breathe in.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Pickles is in the Winni the Pooh costume, and he's
climbed up a tree. So now I don't even know
if he's in the pool costume, but he's hanging it
from a branch on the tree. I think in the
Winni the Pooh costume, and I'm sitting here and I'm
laying at the bottom of it with the.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Stupid honting pot around my neck with the honeypot costume.
Bott I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
I think that maybe to the fact that the costume
that you have.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
It definitely should fit you because you're supposed to be
winning the pool.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
The pool costume is too huge for the cat too.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
By the way, Yeah, that's your costume, sir.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
The cat's supposed to be the honeypot.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I don't wait, you're telling me that the cat is
supposed to be the honeypot, and I was supposed to.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Be Winny the poop. Yes, I'm sorry, that makes a
lot more sense. Oh no, okay, so.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
You should tell people that the honeypot is for.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
The cat and the pooh costume is for the human.
You should put that on there.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Sure, I'll go ahead and call the cops.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Where are you?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
No, don't, please, don't call the authorities, okay, cause could
probably be in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So I'm right behind the store in a park.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
I just gonna go to the park with Pickles, my cat,
and try on the costume and run around a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I thought it'd be fun. So I'm at a park.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Oh okay, I'll tell.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
You where it is, but I need to come help
me because if the cops come on, it's not gonna
be good. Because I already took off all my clothes
to put the honeypot thing on. So I'm at the
bottom of a tree just to wear the little pot
and the cats up in the tree in the poo costume.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Stuff in the poo costume.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Okay, So I just got the honeypot thing around my
neck and nothing else on.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Well, oh god, you.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Get to swing over here. Maybe throw some pants off me.
This is embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Okay, let me get this straight. You're still at the park.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Yeah, bottom of a tree, just a honey pot costume
around my throat?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Did give us a day bird?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:04):
I just well, maybe I'll just tell you that this
is actually a prank phone call. Then this is actually
Double from the Jubil Show doing a phone break on
you and her coworkers set you up.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Oh my godness, so funny.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Fun She said that you guys, she said, you.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
Guys work at a halloween store and you can't can't
get some weird complaints sometimes about customers wo don't know
how to put on their costumes.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Right, Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties. It's another Jubile phone prank weekday
mornings on the twenties, only on the noon ninety six one.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Now Hello, Yeah, hey, this is Dog calling from Dog Lounge.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I was looking for Craig.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah that's me.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, dude, what's up? This is Donk.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Hello there.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Okay, Oh yeah, sorry, dude.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
I'm calling to inform you that your pop who's staying
with us. I know you were scheduled to pick him
up tomorrow, but like he's not going to be available
for pick up for three weeks.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I need to pick him up tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, dude, I know you are scheduled to pick him
up tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
And Donk apologizes, but it's going to be three weeks
dude until you can pick up your pop and DONK
could like feel.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Bad about that.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
But did you say Donk?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Yeah, dude, that's well, my name is Paul Donkler, but
like everybody just calls me Donk.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
So okay, So Donk, why is my dog not able
to be picked up tomorrow?
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Okay, So, dude, I'll explain it, and I'm sure you
understand because you're also a dude, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
But like, so, I was at the gym the other
do you work out?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Uh? Not really?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Okay, dude, well I do, you know, like I work out?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Hell, So I was at the gym the other day, dude,
and like I was doing some legs and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And work out.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
You know, I'm I'm actually asking about my dog though,
because okay, still long story short, dude, there was this.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Hot check working out next to me.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
You know, no, I'm asking about my dog.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Yeah, and that's what I'm talking about is so I
struck up a convo with her, and like we were
talking and then I set up a date.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
For talking about my dog. What's going on with my dog?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
So I borrowed your dog to go on a date.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yeah, she likes dog dudes, and I'm not a dog dude,
you know. But I was like, dude, I want to
smash boarding facility. Yeah, like I don't have a dog. Like,
you know, dogs are cool, you know, but like I
don't have one. And so she wanted to go to
the dog park and I was like, yeah, I got
a dog. And then like I went to work.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
And okay, he took my dog to the dog park
to get with a Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Dude, Like she's totally into it.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
But like we were messing around and stuff, and then
she said, it's going to be three weeks until I
can you know, like totally as seal the deal.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
So I need to like pretend to have your dog
for three weeks. Dude, I know you understand.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Oh that's completely that's completely unacceptable that you have my
dog and you take my dog to a dog park.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Well, like, don't want you to think about it a
little bit like it's kind of like a high compliment
to you and your pop, you know, because like I
looked at all the other dogs, dude, and all was like,
they're not gonna be able.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
To go, And who is taking my dog to a
dog donk dead?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Okay, you are dunk.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh no, it's just.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
And yeah there's nobody else. Yeah, so I don't know
why you think there's a third person.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Why why are we doing this? I'm picking my dog
up tomorrow. Yeah, there's no donk involved.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Okay, but if you pick your dog up tomorrow, dude,
like I'm not going to be able to, you know,
like hook up with this check.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Because she's going to know that I want Oh sorry, okay, listen,
I don't care if you're wanting to use my dog
or you need my dog for your own personal purposes.
This is stupid. I need to talk to your manager.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I could tell that you're upset.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I think, oh yeah, definitely upset.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You've got me there, I'm pretty intuit.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Good good on you, mate, but absolutely not. I need
to talk to help.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
If I texted you pick of the check.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
No, that would not help, and that would make it worse.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Then you can see like all hatches. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Uh no, you I need to talk to your manager
right now.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Okay, well then I'll just let you know. It's a
prank phone call and your girlfriend set you up. What
this is actually Dubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your girlfriend set you up
out of town and you're coming back to pick up
your dog tomorrow and she wanted to.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Message you.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Us. He truly couldn't believe this when he was trying
to take my dog again.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
It's another Jubile phone prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties
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