October 28, 2024 • 9 mins
Join us for another uproarious episode of the Phone Pranks segment on The Jubal Show! This week, we dive into two unforgettable pranks that will leave you in stitches.
First up, we have Trevor, the self-proclaimed “cat whisperer,” who calls Miranda to discuss her upcoming move. But instead of just moving her belongings, Trevor claims to have had a heart-to-heart with her cat! As he navigates through Miranda’s disbelief and frustration, the absurdity escalates, leading to a shocking twist that reveals the prank.
Next, we switch gears to a couch conundrum! Teddy from customer service delivers the shocking news that Debbie’s long-awaited couch is “dead and gone.” But what does that even mean? As Teddy spins a wild tale involving karaoke bars and sweaty singers, Debbie’s patience is tested to the limit.
Tune in for laughter, surprises, and the classic chaos that only The Jubal Show can deliver. Don’t forget to catch us every weekday morning on the 20s for your dose of hilarity!
First up, we have Trevor, the self-proclaimed “cat whisperer,” who calls Miranda to discuss her upcoming move. But instead of just moving her belongings, Trevor claims to have had a heart-to-heart with her cat! As he navigates through Miranda’s disbelief and frustration, the absurdity escalates, leading to a shocking twist that reveals the prank.
Next, we switch gears to a couch conundrum! Teddy from customer service delivers the shocking news that Debbie’s long-awaited couch is “dead and gone.” But what does that even mean? As Teddy spins a wild tale involving karaoke bars and sweaty singers, Debbie’s patience is tested to the limit.
Tune in for laughter, surprises, and the classic chaos that only The Jubal Show can deliver. Don’t forget to catch us every weekday morning on the 20s for your dose of hilarity!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one. Now Hello, Hi, this.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Is Trevor calling from movers. I need to speak with Miranda.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, this is Miranda. Did you guys get into the
place and everything's okay?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Uh, yes we did, except we will not be moving
your items today. So I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Well, I just don't think that it's right.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's right you to move my stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Well, yes, you're paying us to move the stuff. Except
I spoke.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
With your cat and you spoke with my cat.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yes, I'm a cat whisperer on the side, like it's
a side hustle of mine. And I didn't know that before. Okay,
Well cat whispering is like a big thing, you know.
So like I'm a cat whisperer and I've got a
lot of experience. And so I was with my guys
and we're boxing up the stuff, and then your cat
came in the room and I, you know, whispered with
(01:08):
your cap for a while, and you shared some very
disturbing things with me.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
So I don't feel right moving.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So my cat told you not to move my stuff.
That's what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, no, your cat didn't say not to move the stuff,
but your cat did share with me that you're moving
in with your boyfriend and your cat, and well, your
cat sort of feels a little neglected emotionally and like
you've been spending too much time with your boyfriend. And
so the cat was like saying, it's concerned about moving
(01:39):
in with him.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Okay, Well, I'm not really concerned with what my cat
supposedly told you, Like I need you to move my
stuff today, like I'm on a time crunch.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I just think for the emotional safety of your cat,
it's probably better that you stay in the places that
you're at.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
So I think it's better that you stay in the
place that you're at and you move my stuff, which
is what I hired you to do. Like, I take
care of my cat. I've had her for years.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, and that's what she was telling me. Your business,
that's what she was telling me. She said that you,
you know, you take care of her years. But then
like all of a sudden, some new guy came on
the scene and like, no, you guys are like having
conversations at night and things like that.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So not appropriate. For what I hired you to do. Like,
I my lease is up today, I need my stuff
out of there. I'm at work, like, I can't really
deal with this right now. So you know, thank you
for caring about my cat's emotional wellbeing. I appreciate that,
but you need to move my stuff, which is what
I hired you to do. I didn't hire you as
(02:37):
a cat whiper, like I've never heard of that before.
So I'm glad that's how you feel about yourself. But
you're suber, and that's what I hired you to do.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, yes, So well, I just want to let you
know that I went ahead and went down to the
office here, you know, at your apartment, current one, and
I spoke to that, well your cat, and so I
went down there.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
My god, this is crazy. So I mean, where are
you right now? I'm gonna have to leave work and
come deal with this. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, I'm still at the apartment, but I was able
to pose as your fiance and resign a lease. So
I've resigned the lease for you, so that your.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Cat you did, what Like, who the do you think
you are.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
To do that?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
So you're welcome. So yeah, because we were moving stuff,
and I was a find.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You're welcome. You know what, You're welcome. You're going to
get fired today, That's what's going to happen.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
I guess you'll have to do a lot of cat
whispering because you're going to be unemployed.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Is it okay that I wrote a check to them
from your checkbook that was here?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What the actual why would you do that?
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I hired you to move.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Into my new habbans mittens?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Who is meant?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I was telling your cat to put its pause over
its ears because you were using adult language and I
didn't want.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Weird. Stop worring about my cat. That's it. Don't go anywhere.
I'm leaving work right now, or the police will find you.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Okay, well then I'll just tell you that this is
actually Doubil from Jubil start doing a phone front on
you and your boyfriend Josh set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh my god, that is not that is kind of okay,
he said, I am so hourry.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
Now you guys are moving in together and you want
to mess with you?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Well he did, Oh my god, I'm like a cat whisper.
That was so weird.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings
on the twenties only. I'm a new ninety six to
one now.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Hello, yes, hello, this is tip They but I'm calling
from Barrow Customer Service. I was looking for DeBie. It's
about a couch that you have not received it.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, you've got her. It's been like three weeks. Yell,
don't have my couch?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Well, the reason I'm calling today's to inform you that
that couch that you had ordered from us.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
The one is three weeks late.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah, yes, it is unfortunately dead and gone and I'm
so sorry about this. What yes, I mean the couch
is dead and gowne. It is ruined and we cannot
deliver that couch now because it is dead and gone.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
What are you talking about? How is it ruined?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Well, I just go ahead and explain what happened. So,
somehow a delivery driver that was delivering the couch was
delivering on time, but he got the address wrong and
he delivered it to a local karaoke bar, and so
the couch has been in the karaoke bar for three weeks.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
And no, no, I wait a second, why would it
go to a different ads, I.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Said, yes, that's what I said.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
When I saw it, I said, how could you get
karaoke bar mixed up with a residential address? So that
couch has been in the karaoke bar? And then have
you ever done karaoke before? It can be a blast?
Speaker 6 (05:53):
You know what, I don't really see how that Where
is another couch for me? That, like, you guys have
to replace what I already paid for us. So where
is my couch?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Well, your couch is at the karaoke bar.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
But don't you care about that couch?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
But you need to do.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Sometimes what you do with the karaoke. You know, can't
stop believing that's always my songs.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
You don't care about karaoke. Stop talking about karaoke. I
paid for that couch, so you just need to find me.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
The same one.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Well, unfortunately, that was the last one that we had made,
so there is no more options for that couch, you see.
And so that's the problem that we haven't over here
is trying to sur.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
You need to refund me and I just will never
deal with your company again.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Unfortunately, we can offer a refund at this time, but
we are willing to have that couch taken if you
would like the couch steal, even though it's it's kind
of dead gowing. It's got sweats, sing a sweat on
it and alcohol, but you could have it delivered. We
could pick that up and deliver it today if you
want it. You can have your couch by this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
No, I do not want.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
The couch that's been in a karaoke bar with God
knows who has.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
To sing a sweet sweaty sing a sweat sweat, sing
a sweat all over it.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Wait whatever you said that I ordered or I want
a refund.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Well, unfortunately, like I said, we cannot do a refund
full refund on that, but I'm prepared to offer you
some other options because I wasn't sure if you'd like
the sweaty sing a sweat, the sweaty singing sweat all
over it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Not.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yes, I didn't think so that's why it's been dead
gone And I'm so sorry, but we do have a
dynet set that is the same process.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
No, I don't need a dynet set.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Why exactly couldn't you give me a refund because you
messed it up, so I.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Want my money back.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
We got a bright pink credenza if you would like.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
That bright pink credenza. Seriously, I ordered a couch. What
would you like me to do is a bright pink bredenza.
Sit on it and watch my shows?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Or you speak and I'll just let you know.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I did talk to the bar and they are prepared
to offer you first ride at any karaoke song you
want to sing if you want to come down there.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
You don't care about karaoke. I'm not going to carry
to sit on a couch that I paid for.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You know what, I'm done speaking with you.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I want to talk to your manager or your supervisor whoever.
Like you should not be doing any kind of customer service.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
It's just been ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
That's understandable. I can tell that you are pretty fired
up right now, and I'm so sorry about this. He
more onery than a bed with a throne in his paw,
which is understandable.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
What you know what again, manager, I'm not talking with you.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
You're ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
How about I tell you that this is actually Jebel
from The Jebel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your husband set you up.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
He said that you ordered to couch and it's three
weeks late and you're angry about it, and you wanted
to mess with you. Are you kidding, Yes, I'm kidding.
It's not at a karaoke bar. I don't know where
it is though, but he just wanted to have some
fun with you.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Oh my god, I'm going to this.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I thank God because I'm not going tooke bar.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties,
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one. Now Hello, Hi, this.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Is Trevor calling from movers. I need to speak with Miranda.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, this is Miranda. Did you guys get into the
place and everything's okay?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Uh, yes we did, except we will not be moving
your items today. So I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Well, I just don't think that it's right.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's right you to move my stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Well, yes, you're paying us to move the stuff. Except
I spoke.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
With your cat and you spoke with my cat.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yes, I'm a cat whisperer on the side, like it's
a side hustle of mine. And I didn't know that before. Okay,
Well cat whispering is like a big thing, you know.
So like I'm a cat whisperer and I've got a
lot of experience. And so I was with my guys
and we're boxing up the stuff, and then your cat
came in the room and I, you know, whispered with
(01:08):
your cap for a while, and you shared some very
disturbing things with me.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
So I don't feel right moving.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So my cat told you not to move my stuff.
That's what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, no, your cat didn't say not to move the stuff,
but your cat did share with me that you're moving
in with your boyfriend and your cat, and well, your
cat sort of feels a little neglected emotionally and like
you've been spending too much time with your boyfriend. And
so the cat was like saying, it's concerned about moving
(01:39):
in with him.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Okay, Well, I'm not really concerned with what my cat
supposedly told you, Like I need you to move my
stuff today, like I'm on a time crunch.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I just think for the emotional safety of your cat,
it's probably better that you stay in the places that
you're at.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
So I think it's better that you stay in the
place that you're at and you move my stuff, which
is what I hired you to do. Like, I take
care of my cat. I've had her for years.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, and that's what she was telling me. Your business,
that's what she was telling me. She said that you,
you know, you take care of her years. But then
like all of a sudden, some new guy came on
the scene and like, no, you guys are like having
conversations at night and things like that.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So not appropriate. For what I hired you to do. Like,
I my lease is up today, I need my stuff
out of there. I'm at work, like, I can't really
deal with this right now. So you know, thank you
for caring about my cat's emotional wellbeing. I appreciate that,
but you need to move my stuff, which is what
I hired you to do. I didn't hire you as
(02:37):
a cat whiper, like I've never heard of that before.
So I'm glad that's how you feel about yourself. But
you're suber, and that's what I hired you to do.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, yes, So well, I just want to let you
know that I went ahead and went down to the
office here, you know, at your apartment, current one, and
I spoke to that, well your cat, and so I
went down there.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
My god, this is crazy. So I mean, where are
you right now? I'm gonna have to leave work and
come deal with this. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, I'm still at the apartment, but I was able
to pose as your fiance and resign a lease. So
I've resigned the lease for you, so that your.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Cat you did, what Like, who the do you think
you are.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
To do that?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
So you're welcome. So yeah, because we were moving stuff,
and I was a find.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You're welcome. You know what, You're welcome. You're going to
get fired today, That's what's going to happen.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
I guess you'll have to do a lot of cat
whispering because you're going to be unemployed.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Is it okay that I wrote a check to them
from your checkbook that was here?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What the actual why would you do that?
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I hired you to move.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Into my new habbans mittens?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Who is meant?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I was telling your cat to put its pause over
its ears because you were using adult language and I
didn't want.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Weird. Stop worring about my cat. That's it. Don't go anywhere.
I'm leaving work right now, or the police will find you.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Okay, well then I'll just tell you that this is
actually Doubil from Jubil start doing a phone front on
you and your boyfriend Josh set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh my god, that is not that is kind of okay,
he said, I am so hourry.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
Now you guys are moving in together and you want
to mess with you?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Well he did, Oh my god, I'm like a cat whisper.
That was so weird.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings
on the twenties only. I'm a new ninety six to
one now.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Hello, yes, hello, this is tip They but I'm calling
from Barrow Customer Service. I was looking for DeBie. It's
about a couch that you have not received it.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, you've got her. It's been like three weeks. Yell,
don't have my couch?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Well, the reason I'm calling today's to inform you that
that couch that you had ordered from us.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
The one is three weeks late.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah, yes, it is unfortunately dead and gone and I'm
so sorry about this. What yes, I mean the couch
is dead and gowne. It is ruined and we cannot
deliver that couch now because it is dead and gone.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
What are you talking about? How is it ruined?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Well, I just go ahead and explain what happened. So,
somehow a delivery driver that was delivering the couch was
delivering on time, but he got the address wrong and
he delivered it to a local karaoke bar, and so
the couch has been in the karaoke bar for three weeks.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
And no, no, I wait a second, why would it
go to a different ads, I.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Said, yes, that's what I said.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
When I saw it, I said, how could you get
karaoke bar mixed up with a residential address? So that
couch has been in the karaoke bar? And then have
you ever done karaoke before? It can be a blast?
Speaker 6 (05:53):
You know what, I don't really see how that Where
is another couch for me? That, like, you guys have
to replace what I already paid for us. So where
is my couch?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Well, your couch is at the karaoke bar.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
But don't you care about that couch?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
But you need to do.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Sometimes what you do with the karaoke. You know, can't
stop believing that's always my songs.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
You don't care about karaoke. Stop talking about karaoke. I
paid for that couch, so you just need to find me.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
The same one.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Well, unfortunately, that was the last one that we had made,
so there is no more options for that couch, you see.
And so that's the problem that we haven't over here
is trying to sur.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
You need to refund me and I just will never
deal with your company again.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Unfortunately, we can offer a refund at this time, but
we are willing to have that couch taken if you
would like the couch steal, even though it's it's kind
of dead gowing. It's got sweats, sing a sweat on
it and alcohol, but you could have it delivered. We
could pick that up and deliver it today if you
want it. You can have your couch by this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
No, I do not want.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
The couch that's been in a karaoke bar with God
knows who has.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
To sing a sweet sweaty sing a sweat sweat, sing
a sweat all over it.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Wait whatever you said that I ordered or I want
a refund.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Well, unfortunately, like I said, we cannot do a refund
full refund on that, but I'm prepared to offer you
some other options because I wasn't sure if you'd like
the sweaty sing a sweat, the sweaty singing sweat all
over it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Not.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yes, I didn't think so that's why it's been dead
gone And I'm so sorry, but we do have a
dynet set that is the same process.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
No, I don't need a dynet set.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Why exactly couldn't you give me a refund because you
messed it up, so I.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Want my money back.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
We got a bright pink credenza if you would like.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
That bright pink credenza. Seriously, I ordered a couch. What
would you like me to do is a bright pink bredenza.
Sit on it and watch my shows?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Or you speak and I'll just let you know.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I did talk to the bar and they are prepared
to offer you first ride at any karaoke song you
want to sing if you want to come down there.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
You don't care about karaoke. I'm not going to carry
to sit on a couch that I paid for.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You know what, I'm done speaking with you.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I want to talk to your manager or your supervisor whoever.
Like you should not be doing any kind of customer service.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
It's just been ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
That's understandable. I can tell that you are pretty fired
up right now, and I'm so sorry about this. He
more onery than a bed with a throne in his paw,
which is understandable.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
What you know what again, manager, I'm not talking with you.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
You're ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
How about I tell you that this is actually Jebel
from The Jebel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your husband set you up.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
He said that you ordered to couch and it's three
weeks late and you're angry about it, and you wanted
to mess with you. Are you kidding, Yes, I'm kidding.
It's not at a karaoke bar. I don't know where
it is though, but he just wanted to have some
fun with you.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Oh my god, I'm going to this.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I thank God because I'm not going tooke bar.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties,
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