October 10, 2024 • 9 mins
Get ready for another hilarious episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! In this episode, Jubal takes on the persona of “Dog Donkler,” a college mover who calls a customer to break the news that her beloved couch was destroyed during a frat party. The chaos doesn’t stop there! Jubal also poses as a wedding coordinator to inform a bride’s sister that she’s been uninvited from the wedding, only to reveal that her mom has been replaced by a Megan Fox look-alike! Tune in for non-stop laughter as these unsuspecting victims react to the outrageous scenarios Jubal concocts. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s prank time on The Jubal Show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now Hello, Yeah, it's a Donk.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Sorry what this is?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Donk?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
What's this about? Oh yeah, oh sorry, I guess I
didn't correctly identify myself.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
My name is Donk, and I'm with the College Honks moving.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
And we're moving your stuff right, Yeah, like we're moving
all your stuff?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Yeah, awesome. I tak of a message that you guys
had picked everything up and yeah, and you're you're all done?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Is that why you're Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Well, like I was calling you because like so like
that couch.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You have, yeah, yeah, like you know, like how attached are.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You to it?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Why are you asking?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Well, because Smith he's a dump? Wait what Oh sorry,
I didn't really explain it.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, dude, I'm talking about you.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, so let me just read off this on paper
that they give us.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, So, hello customer.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Unfortunately, I regret to inform you that one of your
items was damaged in the moving process.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Wait a minute, Wait.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
A minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Do you damage the couch?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah? Like pretty bad.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Everything was supposed to be wrapped.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, it was like okay, okay, full disclosure. So you know,
like we're college dudes, you know, Okay, you're fine.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
But you shouldn't even college degree to move a couch. Yeah,
how badly did you damage this chouse?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
So the frat was having a party like this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Are you saying, used my couch for your party?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah? But like.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Running you can't.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
People stop your own climate party?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, like it would have been cool because we just
like stopped.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh no, not cool, not cool, unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
We had a contract that was run the contract. You're
not just take people's stuff, you just movement. I can't
believe it.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So well, like Smitty was doing a cakes down and
then like we had it wrap but then like he
got a hammer like tore off. But then also like
he kind of hold his liquor very well. So you know,
but like could.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
We right now do you do this with all the people?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You know?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well, you know, like a house hopping before, but like
we have never damaged anything before, you know, Like we
were thinking like we could do like a fundraiser around
campus or whatever and like see if we could buy
you a new one?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Who who?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Okay, first off, there's supposed to be insurance, okay on
this move?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, I don't know about Like you could call the
cal three, I.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Give you a number, give me a number of whom
and what is your full name? Because I am going
to tell them how worthless you are.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
You could just tell them Donk.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Don is Paul Donkler when he's Paul Dounkler But like
you know, and my friends called.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Me Donk Paul Donkler.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, okay?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
And what is the right Who was the name of
the rest of your team that was moving my stuff?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Eric Smith? But we call him Smitty.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
No, I don't need like pretty much all of us
each other by our last names, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Like Eric Smith and who?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, I'm not dog Smitty Perkins.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Oh you know, I knew I shouldn't have hired college
Sonk's moving.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You are a bunch.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Of Difkay, Well, then I'll let you know that this
is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show doing a phone
brank on you and your husband.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Tom set you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
He said, you will worried about having a bunch of
college kids move your stuff and you want to mess
with you.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Literally thought some crap boys that ruined.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks. Weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings
on the twenties only. I'm a new ninety six one now.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Hello, Hi, Bridget, this is Kat. I'm your sister's wedding coordinator.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Oh hey, Kat, let's go Hi.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
How are you? I'm good?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Thanks for asking, I'm great. Thanks for asking. So I
needed to call to talk to you about the wedding
coming up this weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Do you have a moment?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Sure, yeah I do.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Okay, great, So this right here is going to be
a tough conversation for me, just to let you know. Okay,
this is not easy for me to do, so I
don't want you thinking that it's easy for me to
break this news to you, okay, Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Well just say it already or making me nervous.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
So yeah, the best way to do it, I guess
is just rip the band aid off. Unfortune, we've had
to make some changes to the wedding coming up for
your sister and you are no longer invited. What thank
you though, for wanting to be at the wedding like
that is so special and your sister does appreciate it,
(05:30):
but unfortunately you will not be able to attend. But
thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oh wait wait wait wait wait unforged, what are you
excuse me? Yeah, my sister's weddings. No way, she's inviting
me from her wedding.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, and like I said, this is going to be
a hard conversation for me, So thank you for understanding that.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
The hell is this happening. It's not like we've got
to fight or anything. But she's not like the dress
I choke.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, so and your sister are really bonded. Working on
this wedding. You know, brings two people really close when
you coordinate a wedding for somebody, and me and your
sister are kind of really close friends. Now, anyway, she
made me her maid of honor.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Actually, is this a joke?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
This is absolutely absurd.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
No, she has met you.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Okay, I guess I gotta get mom involved.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
So yeah, and that's the other thing too, that's so
that's yeah. Sorry, that's the other thing too, is do
you want to break the news to your mom or
do you want.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Me to do it? What do you mean to my
mom's Yeah, so we.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Either she is gonna have to sit it out as well.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Okay, this is cool that she has lost her marvels.
I knew that there would be a bridezill moment.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I just didn't realize that it was at the entire family.
This is it's like who you think you are?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Your dad is still gonna be able to be there?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Family, Well, it's just okay, so your dad's still gonna
be able to be there, but we've found a stand
in for your mom, a stand in for your mom,
and the yeah, I was like, you know what, like
if your mom looked a little bit more like Megan Fox,
then the esthetic would be absolutely.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
We are not going there.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Meghan Fox I found to me a long time, but
I found an actress. She's going to stand in and
she does look a little bit similar to Megan Fox.
So I think the visual and the pictures will be
much better. Also, I was talking to your sister a.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Random person, and this is, this is crazy. Let me
talk to my sister. Are you with my sister? Let
me talk to you this is We're fixing that.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And not with her right now.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
And I actually advised her to turn her phone off
because I knew this is gonna be a tough conversation
for me.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
You invite my mother and I too. Okay, you are
my only sister's wedding. This is it, and this is
absolutely cool.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Technically, your mom is still going.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
To be there, and so she gets to come, but
I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
She can watch it. So I've set up a zoom
link and she can watch it. But we'll have the
stand in actress zooming.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Wow, and you're.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Also welcome to watch it on that zoom link to
I can send you the link and you can be
part of it. I will have common and turned off,
just so you know, because I know how you are.
You know I'm an artist.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Wow. Your sister's wedding is my canvas.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
There is no artistry involved.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
There is not There is not going to be any
sort of canvas pating on my sister's wedding.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Are not invited. You're not invited.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
My mother and I will be there with bells on,
and there will be no one who can absolutely no
one who can remove us from this very important game
in our family's life. How dare you you manipulate my
sister to the point of this insanity?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I am going to.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
You better wait for all of the things that I
am going to do to you to make sure that
you never do this to another family again.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
You are ruining, and you are over. You are over.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
This is it?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Do you have any other words left in your vocabulary?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Besides you need not fight back. Give me your first and
last name right now so I know exactly who to
tell who has done this sad Give me.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
That name now.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
It's actually Jubil from the Jubil Show, and I'm doing
a phone prank on you and your sister set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Hi, it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Wait no, your sister said she's getting married this weekend
and she's really excited about it and wanted to thank
you for all the help that you've given her with
the phone prank.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
So, oh my god, I should have known when you
mentioned a Megan Fox said, I know.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
That was Firally.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's another Jubile phone prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties
It's another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now Hello, Yeah, it's a Donk.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Sorry what this is?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Donk?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
What's this about? Oh yeah, oh sorry, I guess I
didn't correctly identify myself.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
My name is Donk, and I'm with the College Honks moving.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
And we're moving your stuff right, Yeah, like we're moving
all your stuff?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Yeah, awesome. I tak of a message that you guys
had picked everything up and yeah, and you're you're all done?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Is that why you're Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Well, like I was calling you because like so like
that couch.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You have, yeah, yeah, like you know, like how attached are.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You to it?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Why are you asking?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Well, because Smith he's a dump? Wait what Oh sorry,
I didn't really explain it.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, dude, I'm talking about you.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, so let me just read off this on paper
that they give us.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, So, hello customer.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Unfortunately, I regret to inform you that one of your
items was damaged in the moving process.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Wait a minute, Wait.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
A minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Do you damage the couch?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah? Like pretty bad.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Everything was supposed to be wrapped.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, it was like okay, okay, full disclosure. So you know,
like we're college dudes, you know, Okay, you're fine.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
But you shouldn't even college degree to move a couch. Yeah,
how badly did you damage this chouse?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
So the frat was having a party like this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Are you saying, used my couch for your party?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah? But like.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Running you can't.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
People stop your own climate party?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, like it would have been cool because we just
like stopped.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh no, not cool, not cool, unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
We had a contract that was run the contract. You're
not just take people's stuff, you just movement. I can't
believe it.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So well, like Smitty was doing a cakes down and
then like we had it wrap but then like he
got a hammer like tore off. But then also like
he kind of hold his liquor very well. So you know,
but like could.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
We right now do you do this with all the people?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You know?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well, you know, like a house hopping before, but like
we have never damaged anything before, you know, Like we
were thinking like we could do like a fundraiser around
campus or whatever and like see if we could buy
you a new one?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Who who?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Okay, first off, there's supposed to be insurance, okay on
this move?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, I don't know about Like you could call the
cal three, I.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Give you a number, give me a number of whom
and what is your full name? Because I am going
to tell them how worthless you are.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
You could just tell them Donk.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Don is Paul Donkler when he's Paul Dounkler But like
you know, and my friends called.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Me Donk Paul Donkler.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, okay?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
And what is the right Who was the name of
the rest of your team that was moving my stuff?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Eric Smith? But we call him Smitty.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
No, I don't need like pretty much all of us
each other by our last names, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Like Eric Smith and who?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, I'm not dog Smitty Perkins.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Oh you know, I knew I shouldn't have hired college
Sonk's moving.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You are a bunch.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Of Difkay, Well, then I'll let you know that this
is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show doing a phone
brank on you and your husband.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Tom set you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
He said, you will worried about having a bunch of
college kids move your stuff and you want to mess
with you.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Literally thought some crap boys that ruined.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks. Weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings
on the twenties only. I'm a new ninety six one now.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Hello, Hi, Bridget, this is Kat. I'm your sister's wedding coordinator.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Oh hey, Kat, let's go Hi.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
How are you? I'm good?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Thanks for asking, I'm great. Thanks for asking. So I
needed to call to talk to you about the wedding
coming up this weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Do you have a moment?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Sure, yeah I do.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Okay, great, So this right here is going to be
a tough conversation for me, just to let you know. Okay,
this is not easy for me to do, so I
don't want you thinking that it's easy for me to
break this news to you, okay, Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Well just say it already or making me nervous.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
So yeah, the best way to do it, I guess
is just rip the band aid off. Unfortune, we've had
to make some changes to the wedding coming up for
your sister and you are no longer invited. What thank
you though, for wanting to be at the wedding like
that is so special and your sister does appreciate it,
(05:30):
but unfortunately you will not be able to attend. But
thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oh wait wait wait wait wait unforged, what are you
excuse me? Yeah, my sister's weddings. No way, she's inviting
me from her wedding.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, and like I said, this is going to be
a hard conversation for me, So thank you for understanding that.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
The hell is this happening. It's not like we've got
to fight or anything. But she's not like the dress
I choke.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, so and your sister are really bonded. Working on
this wedding. You know, brings two people really close when
you coordinate a wedding for somebody, and me and your
sister are kind of really close friends. Now, anyway, she
made me her maid of honor.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Actually, is this a joke?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
This is absolutely absurd.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
No, she has met you.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Okay, I guess I gotta get mom involved.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
So yeah, and that's the other thing too, that's so
that's yeah. Sorry, that's the other thing too, is do
you want to break the news to your mom or
do you want.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Me to do it? What do you mean to my
mom's Yeah, so we.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Either she is gonna have to sit it out as well.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Okay, this is cool that she has lost her marvels.
I knew that there would be a bridezill moment.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I just didn't realize that it was at the entire family.
This is it's like who you think you are?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Your dad is still gonna be able to be there?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Family, Well, it's just okay, so your dad's still gonna
be able to be there, but we've found a stand
in for your mom, a stand in for your mom,
and the yeah, I was like, you know what, like
if your mom looked a little bit more like Megan Fox,
then the esthetic would be absolutely.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
We are not going there.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Meghan Fox I found to me a long time, but
I found an actress. She's going to stand in and
she does look a little bit similar to Megan Fox.
So I think the visual and the pictures will be
much better. Also, I was talking to your sister a.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Random person, and this is, this is crazy. Let me
talk to my sister. Are you with my sister? Let
me talk to you this is We're fixing that.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And not with her right now.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
And I actually advised her to turn her phone off
because I knew this is gonna be a tough conversation
for me.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
You invite my mother and I too. Okay, you are
my only sister's wedding. This is it, and this is
absolutely cool.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Technically, your mom is still going.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
To be there, and so she gets to come, but
I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
She can watch it. So I've set up a zoom
link and she can watch it. But we'll have the
stand in actress zooming.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Wow, and you're.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Also welcome to watch it on that zoom link to
I can send you the link and you can be
part of it. I will have common and turned off,
just so you know, because I know how you are.
You know I'm an artist.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Wow. Your sister's wedding is my canvas.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
There is no artistry involved.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
There is not There is not going to be any
sort of canvas pating on my sister's wedding.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Are not invited. You're not invited.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
My mother and I will be there with bells on,
and there will be no one who can absolutely no
one who can remove us from this very important game
in our family's life. How dare you you manipulate my
sister to the point of this insanity?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I am going to.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
You better wait for all of the things that I
am going to do to you to make sure that
you never do this to another family again.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
You are ruining, and you are over. You are over.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
This is it?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Do you have any other words left in your vocabulary?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Besides you need not fight back. Give me your first and
last name right now so I know exactly who to
tell who has done this sad Give me.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
That name now.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
It's actually Jubil from the Jubil Show, and I'm doing
a phone prank on you and your sister set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Hi, it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Wait no, your sister said she's getting married this weekend
and she's really excited about it and wanted to thank
you for all the help that you've given her with
the phone prank.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
So, oh my god, I should have known when you
mentioned a Megan Fox said, I know.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
That was Firally.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's another Jubile phone prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties
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