October 25, 2024 • 8 mins
Join Jubal and the crew as they dive into another uproarious episode of Phone Pranks! In this segment, we witness a classic prank call that spirals into a whirlwind of confusion and laughter. Bill, our unsuspecting victim, receives a call from an auto shop claiming his car is “engineless” and will take days to repair. As he grapples with the absurdity of the situation, the prank escalates with wild twists, including a bizarre road trip and a surprise revelation that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!
Tune in for the perfect blend of humor and chaos, and discover how far Jubal and his team will go to pull off the ultimate prank. This episode is packed with unexpected turns and hilarious reactions that you won’t want to miss!
Tune in for the perfect blend of humor and chaos, and discover how far Jubal and his team will go to pull off the ultimate prank. This episode is packed with unexpected turns and hilarious reactions that you won’t want to miss!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile son Frank Mornings on the twenties only
on the new ninety six one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now, Hello, Yeah, it's Bill.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hello is Bill.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
She's yeah this Bill. Who are you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Bill, who are you?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
My name is Bill. I'm calling from Gatto in regards
to the automobile we got in here. Okay, yeah, yeah,
so we got your car in here.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Well yeah, I know you have my cards already.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Uh. Well, that's why I'm calling you. The That car
not gonna be ready for four or five days, so
we're gonna need it for a little bit longer.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
What do you mean four to five days.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Five days, five days? Maybe six days?
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Yeah, like six days. Why why would I why would
you need my car for six days?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I came in for an oil will because right now
he's just not running. He's not running around now, not
run out.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Even understanding what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Who is engineless engine? Lou engine list?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Did you it's engineless thing?
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Just for four or five days, six days?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Say saying you need my car for four to five
days because my car is engineless, no.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Engine, got no engine and you just compartment for the
engine now, but no engine in the compartment.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Sir, what did you say?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Your name was Bill?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Bill? Will you okay?
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Bill?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Why is my car engine?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
List? Like?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I don't even understand, Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Got a road trip? A road trip? Yeah, got road
trip coming up with sir?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
What what does your road trip have to do with
my car? My car back? I'm not understanding.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
What's just saying?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Who?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I got a road trip with the family coming over
here for a couple of days. And uh, we got
the same car, you and me. So I got my
my my engines on the frieze.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
So I.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Just borrow a couple of cars to go to your
family trips and tell me my car is engineless.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You want to take your car. I wouldn't do that
to you because I don't want to crash the car.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
But here, but I'm not playing with you. You better
have my ready when I come in a few I'm
about to be on my way.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It don't make me.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Get my husband.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well already two states over.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
So so you're telling me your two states over with
my engineless car?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What your car is at the shop? Steal? I got?
I got my car which has your engine just for
a weekend a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Nobody even gave you permission to even take my engine
out of my car. And now you take the Tuesday's over.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
I'm calling my husband, and my husband are about to
be at the stop. If my engine and my car
are not exactly how I left it, he is going
to beat and as a matter of fact, he's gonna
beat your managers and he's gonna beat everybody in there.
You don't get my car back to how it was?
Do you understand me?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Bill? Years and now, I guess I'll just tell use
a phone prank.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You might as well. I'm gonna give you two hours
to have my back.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
At the span calls a problem with that?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
What do you mean it's a prank call?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I mean this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband set
you up.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Someone was about to get there.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He said that your car is getting the oil change
and he wanted to mess with you today.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
You know what, I'll you know, I'll discuss the play
with him where he can home.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties, it's another jubile phone prank week day
mornings on the twenties only on the New ninety six one.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Now, Hi, this is Madison Addison. Hi, this is Pete Eakins.
I don't think we've met, but I'm on the corporate
HR team and i just want to give you a
call for a few minutes to go over some things.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You have time, Oh yeah, yeah, sure, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Well, I'm calling everybody today to inform them of some
fun changes that we're going to be doing for the
rest of the month of October for Halloween, and I'm
starting with you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
All right, okay, Well, we figured we'd.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Really get into the holiday spirit this year.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Spirits. That's not a Halloween type word, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, sure, I guess it is.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, So I'll just cut right to it.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
So for the rest of the month of October, we're
going to be doing some fun Halloween things. And the
first order of business that I'd like to talk to
you about is we're going to be switching to vampire.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Hours for the next vampire hours. Yes, vampire hours.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
That means we'll be working in the office now, not
the normal time that you're working, you know, from eight
to five. The vampire hours are going to be from
eleven pm to seven ams, so we'll all be working
at those hours for the rest of the month.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Eleven pm to seven am.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Yes, eleven pm office, Yes, and we're going to be
working in the dark by candlelight.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Isn't that spooky and fun?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
No? It's really not. Okay, what is going on? Why
are we doing candle light and graveyard shift for Halloween?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I didn't even think about it being called the graveyard shift.
That's extra spooky. I'm going to add that in my
next phone calls. But yes, vampire hours. Nobody will be
allowed in the office during normal business hours.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
How are we going to get any of our work done?
I do calls, I have to call other businesses. They're
not going to be open at those times.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Well maybe you can call on your own time during
the day if you need to. But from eleven pm
to seven am, we're going to work like vampires. Also
a fun little part of that at midnight we all
get to stop for an hour and do what We're
all going to go outside as a group, a little
team building and howlow at the moon for a while
like werewolves.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Oh no, no, no, you're joking, right, I knew what
is this fun for anyone?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
What are we doing?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
When's the last time you howled at the moon with
your team at work or anybody?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Really?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Never? Not once? And I don't plan on it.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Okay, well, all right, you know what, I'll just be
straight with you here. So the company has run into
a little bit of a financial issue and we're trying
to cut some budget and instead of letting people go,
we're just hoping to save some money in electricity by
having everybody work at night by candlelight. But we're making
it fun Halloween themed.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
This is ridiculous. I mean, like, okay, how do I
put in my two weeks? I'm going to go ahead
and do that now because this is not I'm.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Not willing to do that.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
All right, Well, it's unfortunate, but I will have to
set up a meeting so you can officially put in
your notice.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
You know what, Like, I know what you guys are doing.
You're trying to get people to quit by making them
work from eleven to seven and making them work by
candle light, do stupid how Halloween stock. I can't believe
that you guys would do this I'm not going to
quit just because you're trying to make me do this,
all right.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
It's not about making people quit. It's about the Halloween spirit.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
It's the Halloween spirit.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
This is not what it's about. Okay, you guys are
just trying to manipulate people into leaving the company.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I'll work.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I will work all night to keep this job. I
am not going to be.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I'm not going to great. So you're on board.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Okay, Well, I can't wait to hell at the Moon
with you and one last thing, one last thing. Because
of the budgetary issues we will be withholding paychecks. But
on the last day of the month, we're holding a
costume contest and whoever wins gets their paycheck. So get
thinking about your costume right now.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Okay, No, I am quitting. I am filing a lawsuit.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I am taking legal action against you guys. You can
take your Halloween fun and shove.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I quit, all right.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Then I'll just let you know that this is actually
Jewbil from the Jewbel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your coworker Stacy say you.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Up, Oh my gosh, are you serious?
Speaker 6 (07:57):
She said that, Oh my god, your company's been doing
all kinds of crazy Halloween stuff and wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Can't believe they'd be asking me to go howl at
the moon with my coworkers.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
It's another jubile son Frank Mornings on the twenties only
on the new ninety six one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now, Hello, Yeah, it's Bill.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hello is Bill.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
She's yeah this Bill. Who are you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Bill, who are you?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
My name is Bill. I'm calling from Gatto in regards
to the automobile we got in here. Okay, yeah, yeah,
so we got your car in here.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Well yeah, I know you have my cards already.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Uh. Well, that's why I'm calling you. The That car
not gonna be ready for four or five days, so
we're gonna need it for a little bit longer.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
What do you mean four to five days.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Five days, five days? Maybe six days?
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Yeah, like six days. Why why would I why would
you need my car for six days?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I came in for an oil will because right now
he's just not running. He's not running around now, not
run out.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Even understanding what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Who is engineless engine? Lou engine list?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Did you it's engineless thing?
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Just for four or five days, six days?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Say saying you need my car for four to five
days because my car is engineless, no.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Engine, got no engine and you just compartment for the
engine now, but no engine in the compartment.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Sir, what did you say?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Your name was Bill?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Bill? Will you okay?
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Bill?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Why is my car engine?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
List? Like?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I don't even understand, Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Got a road trip? A road trip? Yeah, got road
trip coming up with sir?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
What what does your road trip have to do with
my car? My car back? I'm not understanding.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
What's just saying?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Who?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I got a road trip with the family coming over
here for a couple of days. And uh, we got
the same car, you and me. So I got my
my my engines on the frieze.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
So I.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Just borrow a couple of cars to go to your
family trips and tell me my car is engineless.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You want to take your car. I wouldn't do that
to you because I don't want to crash the car.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
But here, but I'm not playing with you. You better
have my ready when I come in a few I'm
about to be on my way.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It don't make me.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Get my husband.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well already two states over.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
So so you're telling me your two states over with
my engineless car?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What your car is at the shop? Steal? I got?
I got my car which has your engine just for
a weekend a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Nobody even gave you permission to even take my engine
out of my car. And now you take the Tuesday's over.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
I'm calling my husband, and my husband are about to
be at the stop. If my engine and my car
are not exactly how I left it, he is going
to beat and as a matter of fact, he's gonna
beat your managers and he's gonna beat everybody in there.
You don't get my car back to how it was?
Do you understand me?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Bill? Years and now, I guess I'll just tell use
a phone prank.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You might as well. I'm gonna give you two hours
to have my back.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
At the span calls a problem with that?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
What do you mean it's a prank call?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I mean this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband set
you up.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Someone was about to get there.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He said that your car is getting the oil change
and he wanted to mess with you today.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
You know what, I'll you know, I'll discuss the play
with him where he can home.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties, it's another jubile phone prank week day
mornings on the twenties only on the New ninety six one.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Now, Hi, this is Madison Addison. Hi, this is Pete Eakins.
I don't think we've met, but I'm on the corporate
HR team and i just want to give you a
call for a few minutes to go over some things.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You have time, Oh yeah, yeah, sure, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Well, I'm calling everybody today to inform them of some
fun changes that we're going to be doing for the
rest of the month of October for Halloween, and I'm
starting with you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
All right, okay, Well, we figured we'd.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Really get into the holiday spirit this year.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Spirits. That's not a Halloween type word, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, sure, I guess it is.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, So I'll just cut right to it.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
So for the rest of the month of October, we're
going to be doing some fun Halloween things. And the
first order of business that I'd like to talk to
you about is we're going to be switching to vampire.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Hours for the next vampire hours. Yes, vampire hours.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
That means we'll be working in the office now, not
the normal time that you're working, you know, from eight
to five. The vampire hours are going to be from
eleven pm to seven ams, so we'll all be working
at those hours for the rest of the month.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Eleven pm to seven am.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Yes, eleven pm office, Yes, and we're going to be
working in the dark by candlelight.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Isn't that spooky and fun?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
No? It's really not. Okay, what is going on? Why
are we doing candle light and graveyard shift for Halloween?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I didn't even think about it being called the graveyard shift.
That's extra spooky. I'm going to add that in my
next phone calls. But yes, vampire hours. Nobody will be
allowed in the office during normal business hours.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
How are we going to get any of our work done?
I do calls, I have to call other businesses. They're
not going to be open at those times.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Well maybe you can call on your own time during
the day if you need to. But from eleven pm
to seven am, we're going to work like vampires. Also
a fun little part of that at midnight we all
get to stop for an hour and do what We're
all going to go outside as a group, a little
team building and howlow at the moon for a while
like werewolves.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Oh no, no, no, you're joking, right, I knew what
is this fun for anyone?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
What are we doing?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
When's the last time you howled at the moon with
your team at work or anybody?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Really?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Never? Not once? And I don't plan on it.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Okay, well, all right, you know what, I'll just be
straight with you here. So the company has run into
a little bit of a financial issue and we're trying
to cut some budget and instead of letting people go,
we're just hoping to save some money in electricity by
having everybody work at night by candlelight. But we're making
it fun Halloween themed.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
This is ridiculous. I mean, like, okay, how do I
put in my two weeks? I'm going to go ahead
and do that now because this is not I'm.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Not willing to do that.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
All right, Well, it's unfortunate, but I will have to
set up a meeting so you can officially put in
your notice.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
You know what, Like, I know what you guys are doing.
You're trying to get people to quit by making them
work from eleven to seven and making them work by
candle light, do stupid how Halloween stock. I can't believe
that you guys would do this I'm not going to
quit just because you're trying to make me do this,
all right.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
It's not about making people quit. It's about the Halloween spirit.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
It's the Halloween spirit.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
This is not what it's about. Okay, you guys are
just trying to manipulate people into leaving the company.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I'll work.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I will work all night to keep this job. I
am not going to be.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I'm not going to great. So you're on board.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Okay, Well, I can't wait to hell at the Moon
with you and one last thing, one last thing. Because
of the budgetary issues we will be withholding paychecks. But
on the last day of the month, we're holding a
costume contest and whoever wins gets their paycheck. So get
thinking about your costume right now.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Okay, No, I am quitting. I am filing a lawsuit.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I am taking legal action against you guys. You can
take your Halloween fun and shove.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I quit, all right.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Then I'll just let you know that this is actually
Jewbil from the Jewbel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your coworker Stacy say you.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Up, Oh my gosh, are you serious?
Speaker 6 (07:57):
She said that, Oh my god, your company's been doing
all kinds of crazy Halloween stuff and wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Can't believe they'd be asking me to go howl at
the moon with my coworkers.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
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