October 9, 2024 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions in this episode of the Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! Jubal calls an expecting mother to inform her that her gender reveal cake is ready, but things take a hilarious turn when he accidentally reveals the baby’s gender over the phone. Listen as the mom’s excitement turns to frustration and disbelief, and Jubal tries to backtrack with some outrageous solutions. From offering acting classes to suggesting a redo, this prank is packed with laughs and unexpected twists. Plus, stay tuned for another prank where Jubal pretends to be a clueless virtual assistant, causing chaos in a listener’s work life. Don’t miss these side-splitting moments that will leave you in stitches!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties Only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm a new ninety six to one now Hello, hey,
Mama Bear. Hello, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
This is Pete Aekins from Bakery. We're the ones that
are making your gender reveal cake.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, yes, hey Mama Bear. When's the party because the
cake is ready?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Great, because it's going to be tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh, everybody's going to be very excited when they find
out about a new baby girl.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm sorry, I just said everybody's going to be super excited.
I love these moments when you know, people cut into
the cake and then they realize what you know, what
they're getting, what bun has been cooking in the oven,
you know, and.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Have everybody just be like, oh, do you have a
girl already?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
You did?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
You?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So you're telling me now that I have a girl.
Oh you're not supposed to. I'm supposed to find out
when I get the cake at the party tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Not now.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
The cake is for you, yes, but it's for all of.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
My friends and family. We're gonna learn about this tonight together,
not now on the phone with me so ruining everything.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm wondering if you wouldn't mind if we could reverse
the conversation and start over and kind of forget what
I said there.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
We can't start We can't start over now because now
I already know I'm so pissed off because this is
supposed to be this is our first baby, this is
the first time, and we were gonna do this.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Everybody was gonna be excited.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
My bestfriend's gonna be there, the neighbors, the family's gonna
be there, and you ruin everything.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Okay, Well, how do you know it's not a boy.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Because he just said it was a girl. You said
it twice. Don't try to make it better now, because
you've ruined it. You've ruined everything.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, I think I was just very excited and didn't
really put a whole lot of thought to what I
was saying there.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
So, well, you should be thinking better if you're doing
this kind of job of revealing. That's why we told
you your bakery, because we heard about you did this
and you were good at it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Right, So.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I want to make this better for you because I
feel like that was not a good thing for me
to say.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't know how you're going to make it better.
How are you going to make this better when you
ruined everything?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, so you're going to make.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Another cake now?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Uh, okay, so the cat's out of the bag, or
I guess the baby's out.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Of it definitely for sure?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Do you accept my apology?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I don't accept your apology. As a matter of fact,
this was, like I said, our first baby, this is
the first and you ruined everything.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, because I was going to say, if you have
another one, then just kind of like whatever at this point.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You know, so, uh, it's the first one. That's a
big deal.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, So what if you come down to the bakery
and because obviously me letting that slip sort of ruin
the surprise for you, and.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
And what because you know, I'm so pissed off and
I ain't got time to do with this, so you
need to fix this.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, okay, if you come down to the bakery, you
and I can sit together. I can apologize in person,
and then maybe we can do some acting classes so
you can act surprise surprised.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What do you mean acting classes?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You know, I'll coach you through acting surprise, so when
you cut it open, you don't have to see that
you already know.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
No, this is ridiculous, the dumbest ideas there's nothing you
can do. Apology is not acceptable. You know what, Let
me tell.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Your I will have you know.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I've watched hours and hours of acting tutorials on YouTube,
and I feel like I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Care about your act. I don't care about your acting
because it's not working.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Now, you see you hear my surprise and my voice.
I could teach you that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You know what, Why don't I just come down there
right now. I'm going to get the cake and I
will smash it all over your store because you've ruined
everything and you should be out of business for what
you said to me.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Okay, what if I tell you a prank phone call
that was set up by your husband, Jason. Let me
get better.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
What this is actually Double from the Jewbeil Show doing
a phone.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Prank on you and your husband. Jason? Say you up?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yes, he said that you guys got a cake to
reveal the gender of your baby, and he wanted me
to mess with you. So we.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Don't know. No, we don't know if it's a girl
or boy, right, No, we don't.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
He just wanted to mess with you and see how
you'd react if we're ruined.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
The general He's gonna kiss this.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's another jubile phone.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties, only on the Neon
ninety six one.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Now, Hello, just Donk just checking in.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You know, doc? What Donk from? Oh? You know what?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Like, well, I guess we haven't talked on the phone
because I'm like this is my first day anyway. Like,
so you're a subscriber to dot com, you know, like
the vers.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Assistant and stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, yeah, my name is Paul Donkler, but like you
can just call me Donk.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Everybody calls me Donkball Like I'm your new virtual assistant.
You're Mike. What happened, Jessica?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh you mean like the virtual assistant that you had
at first or whatever. Yeah, yeah, Like I don't know,
but they put me on the case like a couple
of days ago. So I've been handling stuff for you
and like so now I'm just calling the check and
you know, cause I noticed a few things about your
skeate that I wanted to go over with you, dude.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Okay, First off, when was anybody going to notify me.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That there was a change? Oh dude, you know what, bro?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Like I was supposed to notify you like three days ago,
you know what I mean, But like I'm not really
on it with stuff like that, so like kind of
like mess that one up. But so like I'm notifying
you right now, dude, Like Donk is all over it, dude.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Okay, Okay, this confusing. Okay, So you're telling me that
they switched out Jessica with you, yeah, da, And you
were supposed to tell me this.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah three days ago.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
And you're telling me now, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You hit the nail right on the head. I'm proud
of you, you know.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
So then wait, so who's been carrying the work for
the past three days?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That would be DNK.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Like I've been handling stuff like crazy, bro already. Like
I noticed one thing about your schedule that was very
concerning to me, like you have no gym time, bro,
And so I went ahead and like there was like
a meeting tomorrow and then like in two days, like
another meeting.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You know, I went ahead and canceled those for you.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And then I plugged in like an hour each day,
Like we're gonna do chest tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
What you talking about?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Are you telling me that you've canceled two of my
meetings because I need to go to the gym just
day tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I already put the work out on there and then
boulder shoulders two days after you.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Moron, Do you understand what you just canceled on me?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, meet a couple of meetings that were like in
the place of gym time, and like, I got a
question for you.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Who's Jim that's the CEO of the company?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, that I worked for so well, Like he was
sending some emails. Dude, I didn't like the town, so
I want to have a responded on your behalf Like
and I told him, what's what? Dude? I told him
to step off, and I told him, don't ever talk
to you that way.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Well, I pretended to be you. I hope that's okay, Like.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
What what did you do?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
What did you did not? Why did you even talk
and think of any kind of tone that you needed
to think?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I can't even think right now. Do you should not
have sent a thing to anyone without bringing it to
me first. And now you're telling me that you've sent
emails to the CEO of the company.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy,
I will let you know that you had like a
presentation coming up, Like I won't let you know, dude,
I went ahead and did it for you.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It's already to the client.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Wait wait you set the presentation.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, dude, took care of it like no, prob. It
was super easy too. Like, really, what I did was
I just outlined a good plan for them, you know,
like Macros nutritionis and workouts. You know. I included the
boulder shoulder workout that you got in two days from now.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
No, we got to get rid of you. Yeah, no,
I'm done with you, dude. This is not how business
is conducted. This is not how you treat your clients.
I didn't eve speak to your boss.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a pune prank on you
and your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Tina set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Oh she said you hired a virtual assistant company and
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Yeah, I'm going to give her a call right now.
She has no idea.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, I wonder didn't cancel all your phone calls with
her too for gym time.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Alright, you guys.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Only on the new ninety six to one now
It's another jubile phone prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties Only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm a new ninety six to one now Hello, hey,
Mama Bear. Hello, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
This is Pete Aekins from Bakery. We're the ones that
are making your gender reveal cake.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, yes, hey Mama Bear. When's the party because the
cake is ready?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Great, because it's going to be tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh, everybody's going to be very excited when they find
out about a new baby girl.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm sorry, I just said everybody's going to be super excited.
I love these moments when you know, people cut into
the cake and then they realize what you know, what
they're getting, what bun has been cooking in the oven,
you know, and.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Have everybody just be like, oh, do you have a
girl already?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
You did?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
You?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So you're telling me now that I have a girl.
Oh you're not supposed to. I'm supposed to find out
when I get the cake at the party tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Not now.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
The cake is for you, yes, but it's for all of.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
My friends and family. We're gonna learn about this tonight together,
not now on the phone with me so ruining everything.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm wondering if you wouldn't mind if we could reverse
the conversation and start over and kind of forget what
I said there.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
We can't start We can't start over now because now
I already know I'm so pissed off because this is
supposed to be this is our first baby, this is
the first time, and we were gonna do this.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Everybody was gonna be excited.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
My bestfriend's gonna be there, the neighbors, the family's gonna
be there, and you ruin everything.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Okay, Well, how do you know it's not a boy.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Because he just said it was a girl. You said
it twice. Don't try to make it better now, because
you've ruined it. You've ruined everything.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, I think I was just very excited and didn't
really put a whole lot of thought to what I
was saying there.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
So, well, you should be thinking better if you're doing
this kind of job of revealing. That's why we told
you your bakery, because we heard about you did this
and you were good at it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Right, So.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I want to make this better for you because I
feel like that was not a good thing for me
to say.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't know how you're going to make it better.
How are you going to make this better when you
ruined everything?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, so you're going to make.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Another cake now?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Uh, okay, so the cat's out of the bag, or
I guess the baby's out.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Of it definitely for sure?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Do you accept my apology?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I don't accept your apology. As a matter of fact,
this was, like I said, our first baby, this is
the first and you ruined everything.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, because I was going to say, if you have
another one, then just kind of like whatever at this point.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You know, so, uh, it's the first one. That's a
big deal.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, So what if you come down to the bakery
and because obviously me letting that slip sort of ruin
the surprise for you, and.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
And what because you know, I'm so pissed off and
I ain't got time to do with this, so you
need to fix this.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, okay, if you come down to the bakery, you
and I can sit together. I can apologize in person,
and then maybe we can do some acting classes so
you can act surprise surprised.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What do you mean acting classes?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You know, I'll coach you through acting surprise, so when
you cut it open, you don't have to see that
you already know.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
No, this is ridiculous, the dumbest ideas there's nothing you
can do. Apology is not acceptable. You know what, Let
me tell.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Your I will have you know.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I've watched hours and hours of acting tutorials on YouTube,
and I feel like I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Care about your act. I don't care about your acting
because it's not working.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Now, you see you hear my surprise and my voice.
I could teach you that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You know what, Why don't I just come down there
right now. I'm going to get the cake and I
will smash it all over your store because you've ruined
everything and you should be out of business for what
you said to me.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Okay, what if I tell you a prank phone call
that was set up by your husband, Jason. Let me
get better.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
What this is actually Double from the Jewbeil Show doing
a phone.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Prank on you and your husband. Jason? Say you up?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yes, he said that you guys got a cake to
reveal the gender of your baby, and he wanted me
to mess with you. So we.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Don't know. No, we don't know if it's a girl
or boy, right, No, we don't.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
He just wanted to mess with you and see how
you'd react if we're ruined.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
The general He's gonna kiss this.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's another jubile phone.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties, only on the Neon
ninety six one.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Now, Hello, just Donk just checking in.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You know, doc? What Donk from? Oh? You know what?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Like, well, I guess we haven't talked on the phone
because I'm like this is my first day anyway. Like,
so you're a subscriber to dot com, you know, like
the vers.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Assistant and stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, yeah, my name is Paul Donkler, but like you
can just call me Donk.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Everybody calls me Donkball Like I'm your new virtual assistant.
You're Mike. What happened, Jessica?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh you mean like the virtual assistant that you had
at first or whatever. Yeah, yeah, Like I don't know,
but they put me on the case like a couple
of days ago. So I've been handling stuff for you
and like so now I'm just calling the check and
you know, cause I noticed a few things about your
skeate that I wanted to go over with you, dude.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Okay, First off, when was anybody going to notify me.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That there was a change? Oh dude, you know what, bro?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Like I was supposed to notify you like three days ago,
you know what I mean, But like I'm not really
on it with stuff like that, so like kind of
like mess that one up. But so like I'm notifying
you right now, dude, Like Donk is all over it, dude.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Okay, Okay, this confusing. Okay, So you're telling me that
they switched out Jessica with you, yeah, da, And you
were supposed to tell me this.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah three days ago.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
And you're telling me now, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You hit the nail right on the head. I'm proud
of you, you know.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
So then wait, so who's been carrying the work for
the past three days?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That would be DNK.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Like I've been handling stuff like crazy, bro already. Like
I noticed one thing about your schedule that was very
concerning to me, like you have no gym time, bro,
And so I went ahead and like there was like
a meeting tomorrow and then like in two days, like
another meeting.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You know, I went ahead and canceled those for you.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And then I plugged in like an hour each day,
Like we're gonna do chest tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
What you talking about?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Are you telling me that you've canceled two of my
meetings because I need to go to the gym just
day tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I already put the work out on there and then
boulder shoulders two days after you.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Moron, Do you understand what you just canceled on me?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, meet a couple of meetings that were like in
the place of gym time, and like, I got a
question for you.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Who's Jim that's the CEO of the company?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, that I worked for so well, Like he was
sending some emails. Dude, I didn't like the town, so
I want to have a responded on your behalf Like
and I told him, what's what? Dude? I told him
to step off, and I told him, don't ever talk
to you that way.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Well, I pretended to be you. I hope that's okay, Like.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
What what did you do?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
What did you did not? Why did you even talk
and think of any kind of tone that you needed
to think?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I can't even think right now. Do you should not
have sent a thing to anyone without bringing it to
me first. And now you're telling me that you've sent
emails to the CEO of the company.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy,
I will let you know that you had like a
presentation coming up, Like I won't let you know, dude,
I went ahead and did it for you.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It's already to the client.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Wait wait you set the presentation.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, dude, took care of it like no, prob. It
was super easy too. Like, really, what I did was
I just outlined a good plan for them, you know,
like Macros nutritionis and workouts. You know. I included the
boulder shoulder workout that you got in two days from now.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
No, we got to get rid of you. Yeah, no,
I'm done with you, dude. This is not how business
is conducted. This is not how you treat your clients.
I didn't eve speak to your boss.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a pune prank on you
and your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Tina set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Oh she said you hired a virtual assistant company and
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Yeah, I'm going to give her a call right now.
She has no idea.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, I wonder didn't cancel all your phone calls with
her too for gym time.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Alright, you guys.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Only on the new ninety six to one now
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