October 22, 2024 • 8 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with the latest episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! In this episode, Jubal takes on two unsuspecting victims with his signature blend of humor and mischief.
First up, Jubal poses as Pete Deacons from a local golf course, calling Terrell to inform him that his upcoming tee time has been canceled. The reason? A mysterious incident involving a golf cart and some questionable golfing skills. But the real kicker comes when Pete reveals the true reason for the ban – Terrell’s “too sexy” golfing form has caught the eye of Pete’s wife! Listen in as Terrell’s confusion turns to outrage in this side-splitting prank.
Next, Jubal transforms into Juniper Ravensbrook, a substitute teacher with a creepy demeanor, calling Sienna about her daughter’s fifth-grade class. Juniper’s request for sharp cutlery for a pumpkin carving activity quickly raises red flags, leading to a hilarious exchange as Sienna tries to make sense of the bizarre situation. The prank reaches its peak when Juniper’s true identity is revealed, leaving Sienna both relieved and amused.
Tune in to hear these outrageous pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks segment. Don’t miss out on the laughs – subscribe now and never miss an episode!
First up, Jubal poses as Pete Deacons from a local golf course, calling Terrell to inform him that his upcoming tee time has been canceled. The reason? A mysterious incident involving a golf cart and some questionable golfing skills. But the real kicker comes when Pete reveals the true reason for the ban – Terrell’s “too sexy” golfing form has caught the eye of Pete’s wife! Listen in as Terrell’s confusion turns to outrage in this side-splitting prank.
Next, Jubal transforms into Juniper Ravensbrook, a substitute teacher with a creepy demeanor, calling Sienna about her daughter’s fifth-grade class. Juniper’s request for sharp cutlery for a pumpkin carving activity quickly raises red flags, leading to a hilarious exchange as Sienna tries to make sense of the bizarre situation. The prank reaches its peak when Juniper’s true identity is revealed, leaving Sienna both relieved and amused.
Tune in to hear these outrageous pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks segment. Don’t miss out on the laughs – subscribe now and never miss an episode!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one now.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deacons calling from golf course.
Is this Terrell?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hey Terrell? How you doing? I'm calling because you have
a tea time set up for this Saturday, and I
have to let you know that we're not going to
be able to honor that tea time.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
And I'm sure you know why.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yes I do, Yes, you know I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
If you don't remember what happened last time you were
at the golf course, I'm sure you do now.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
No, I don't know. I have been at the last
times at the golf court.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well not only well you know, not only were there
a lot of bad shots as you usually have, we
did notice that one of our golf carts was dinged
up a bit, and so we're not going to be
able to play here again. We're also gonna have to
go ahead and charge at twenty five hundred bucks. So
we've already charged the card as of just a few
minutes ago. So it's been charged, and thank you very.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Much, listen.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Okay, you know what.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
All right, I'm kissed, I am, but we need to
talk through this because you're not gonna five hundred dollars
not okay, And we didn't even being a golf cart
because we.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Didn't use the golfer okay, okay, so yes you did,
and we already charged the card, so not much I
can do about that, and you can do about.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
That because I'm going to call my credit card.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Company and okay, well do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You're also banned from this golf course and we can
never have you back here again.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Okay, Yeah, you abandon me does not?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Who?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well, we're having to ban you because of the golf cart,
of course, and then also just the bad play you're
you know, I don't know how to say this nicely.
Very bad golfer.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
You mean a bad golfer. I'm a scratch golfer. I
played in college. I did it a couple of times.
I wanted to go back with broom. Oh I am
not a banded golfer.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, so you play well, I should probably attempt to
play golf at our golf course almost every week with
your friend Chad. That's correct, right, Yeah, yeah, Chad is
welcome to come to our course anytime. Great guy, a
wonderful player. You're just not allowed to come back because
you're really you know.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I can't even play You's go off for playing golf
and you're gonna charge me charge tail? Has he been
down there before me? I've been playing there for years,
and all of a sudden you were like kick me
out and bear me, and they tell me, pretty fidd.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Okay, look, I can tell you're fired up, and I
will say this, you are pretty good at golf. Okay,
I'll give you that full transparency. I can't have you
on my golf course again because my wife was playing
last weekend and saw you playing, and I can tell
she's got a thing for you.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Now, so what.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Walking around my course with your perfect swing and your
nice buttocks as that's what she said. And I can't
have my wife.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
You're kicking me off the course, charge me twenty five
one because your wife.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Was looking at me.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Yes, hey, my fucker, I'm not good for your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Enough for your wife, Okay, I can't have you out
there with your musclely forearms grabbing that club and swinging
it back with perfect form and how good are you
look in those pants?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I can't have you doing that.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Man.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Well, I'm coming down there. We need to iron out.
I want my money back.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay, full transparency here, Treill. You can't golf of my
golf course anymore because I think you're too sexy.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
But the you know what, I'm coming down there. So
we got out.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh my gosh, I hope you do. And if you
could wear a tight shirt, that'd be great, you know what.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Never mind, No, I'm not what I'm going to do though.
I'm gonna call you both and then I'm gonna telling
that you got a freaking golf attended person. You are
looking at golfers. They're trying to ghet on people. And
then it charged to me, tweenty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Okay, we'll find that.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'll let you know. This is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your
buddy Chad set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
He says that you always beat him a golf and
he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh okay, okay, okay, because that one.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings
on the twenties only. I'm a new ninety six to
one now.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Hi, this is Juniper Ravens Brook. I'm calling from elementary
school and I was looking for Molly's mommy.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
This is Sienna speaking. How may I help you?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Hello, Sienna? How are we today?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
I'm doing all right, it's fun.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I'm calling because I'm the substitute for the next two
weeks in class great daughter's classroom.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Okay, how may I help you?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Another teacher had an unfortunate event.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Oh, I'm sorry to hear.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
That step in. Yes, anyway, I'm here now, and I'm
calling the parents of the children in my classroom to
ask if they can bring some cutlery with them tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
For what purpose?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Do you have any cutlery?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Of course we have cutlery. Why does she need to
bring it in?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Sharp cutlery? And I will make sure to watch them
very closely? Thank you?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
No, I'm sorry, I need more information. I don't know
about appropriate for my fifth grader to bring in sharp cutlery?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Did they not? Maybe maybe your daughter Molly didn't show
you the flyer. But we need sharp cutlery because we're
going to be cutting things.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Cutting, cutting, what, oh, the pumpkins. You're doing pumpkin carving
in a first pray classroom.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yes, that's a better way to say it. To pumpkin carving.
We're going to be cutting the pumpkins.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Okay, why are you talking like that.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I don't understand what you mean either.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah, you called me, and you're speaking in a very
creepy way.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Oh, I apologize. It's just the way that I speak.
It's very soft. Some people kind of find it soothing,
very soothing.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
No, you started saying that these kids need to bring
in sharp things to cut things. It's not an appropriate
way to phrase it.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Cut, Larry, so that we can give the pumpkins the
carving that they deserve. And then, does your daughter have
any sort of pumpkin allergy?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
No, she's not allergic to pumpkins. What do you mean
the cutting that they deserve? I just said there, that's
an appropriate thing to say to children.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Teaching the children at this time of the year. The
pumpkins are here for us to carve, and then after
we carve them, we'll put them in the oven. And
eat them.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Wait, you're going to put them in the oven?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Does the principle know that you are calling all of
the parents of these students and saying these things in
the creepiest way.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
P I have getten my previous approval from the principle.
He really didn't have much a choice.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
So he wouldn't mind if I gave him a call
to to tell him how his substitutes are calling and
creeping out. The parents might.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Not answer, but you could call you.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yes, what do you mean answer?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
The choice of carving up something and then putting it
in the oven?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Do? No? No, my daughter is not going to your
classroom with sharp cutlery to carve pumpkins because that's what
they deserve. No, you sound like some creepy, weird murderer guy. No,
this is not happening. I'm calling the principal, I'm calling
the superintendent. I'm calling anyone I can to get you
to not be around children and not work in the
class room anymore, because you sound like a creep.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Okay, well, I'll just let you know that your husband
set you up for this prank phone call.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I'm sorry what you talk to your husband?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Jubile from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on
you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
No way, you're kidding.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
He said that your kids are going to be carving
pumpkins for Halloween in school.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Oh okay, so there isn't a creepy guy that's going
to be carving pumpkins sharply and my kid No, okay.
I was really concerned. I was like, who is this
guy and why does he want my kids to bring
sharp things to school?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh my god, No, it's another Jubile phone prank.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Weekday Mornings on the twenties
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one now.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deacons calling from golf course.
Is this Terrell?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hey Terrell? How you doing? I'm calling because you have
a tea time set up for this Saturday, and I
have to let you know that we're not going to
be able to honor that tea time.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
And I'm sure you know why.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yes I do, Yes, you know I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
If you don't remember what happened last time you were
at the golf course, I'm sure you do now.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
No, I don't know. I have been at the last
times at the golf court.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well not only well you know, not only were there
a lot of bad shots as you usually have, we
did notice that one of our golf carts was dinged
up a bit, and so we're not going to be
able to play here again. We're also gonna have to
go ahead and charge at twenty five hundred bucks. So
we've already charged the card as of just a few
minutes ago. So it's been charged, and thank you very.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Much, listen.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Okay, you know what.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
All right, I'm kissed, I am, but we need to
talk through this because you're not gonna five hundred dollars
not okay, And we didn't even being a golf cart
because we.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Didn't use the golfer okay, okay, so yes you did,
and we already charged the card, so not much I
can do about that, and you can do about.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
That because I'm going to call my credit card.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Company and okay, well do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You're also banned from this golf course and we can
never have you back here again.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Okay, Yeah, you abandon me does not?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Who?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well, we're having to ban you because of the golf cart,
of course, and then also just the bad play you're
you know, I don't know how to say this nicely.
Very bad golfer.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
You mean a bad golfer. I'm a scratch golfer. I
played in college. I did it a couple of times.
I wanted to go back with broom. Oh I am
not a banded golfer.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, so you play well, I should probably attempt to
play golf at our golf course almost every week with
your friend Chad. That's correct, right, Yeah, yeah, Chad is
welcome to come to our course anytime. Great guy, a
wonderful player. You're just not allowed to come back because
you're really you know.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I can't even play You's go off for playing golf
and you're gonna charge me charge tail? Has he been
down there before me? I've been playing there for years,
and all of a sudden you were like kick me
out and bear me, and they tell me, pretty fidd.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Okay, look, I can tell you're fired up, and I
will say this, you are pretty good at golf. Okay,
I'll give you that full transparency. I can't have you
on my golf course again because my wife was playing
last weekend and saw you playing, and I can tell
she's got a thing for you.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Now, so what.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Walking around my course with your perfect swing and your
nice buttocks as that's what she said. And I can't
have my wife.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
You're kicking me off the course, charge me twenty five
one because your wife.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Was looking at me.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Yes, hey, my fucker, I'm not good for your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Enough for your wife, Okay, I can't have you out
there with your musclely forearms grabbing that club and swinging
it back with perfect form and how good are you
look in those pants?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I can't have you doing that.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Man.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Well, I'm coming down there. We need to iron out.
I want my money back.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay, full transparency here, Treill. You can't golf of my
golf course anymore because I think you're too sexy.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
But the you know what, I'm coming down there. So
we got out.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh my gosh, I hope you do. And if you
could wear a tight shirt, that'd be great, you know what.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Never mind, No, I'm not what I'm going to do though.
I'm gonna call you both and then I'm gonna telling
that you got a freaking golf attended person. You are
looking at golfers. They're trying to ghet on people. And
then it charged to me, tweenty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Okay, we'll find that.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'll let you know. This is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your
buddy Chad set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
He says that you always beat him a golf and
he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh okay, okay, okay, because that one.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings
on the twenties only. I'm a new ninety six to
one now.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Hi, this is Juniper Ravens Brook. I'm calling from elementary
school and I was looking for Molly's mommy.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
This is Sienna speaking. How may I help you?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Hello, Sienna? How are we today?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
I'm doing all right, it's fun.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I'm calling because I'm the substitute for the next two
weeks in class great daughter's classroom.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Okay, how may I help you?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Another teacher had an unfortunate event.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Oh, I'm sorry to hear.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
That step in. Yes, anyway, I'm here now, and I'm
calling the parents of the children in my classroom to
ask if they can bring some cutlery with them tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
For what purpose?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Do you have any cutlery?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Of course we have cutlery. Why does she need to
bring it in?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Sharp cutlery? And I will make sure to watch them
very closely? Thank you?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
No, I'm sorry, I need more information. I don't know
about appropriate for my fifth grader to bring in sharp cutlery?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Did they not? Maybe maybe your daughter Molly didn't show
you the flyer. But we need sharp cutlery because we're
going to be cutting things.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Cutting, cutting, what, oh, the pumpkins. You're doing pumpkin carving
in a first pray classroom.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yes, that's a better way to say it. To pumpkin carving.
We're going to be cutting the pumpkins.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Okay, why are you talking like that.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I don't understand what you mean either.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah, you called me, and you're speaking in a very
creepy way.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Oh, I apologize. It's just the way that I speak.
It's very soft. Some people kind of find it soothing,
very soothing.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
No, you started saying that these kids need to bring
in sharp things to cut things. It's not an appropriate
way to phrase it.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Cut, Larry, so that we can give the pumpkins the
carving that they deserve. And then, does your daughter have
any sort of pumpkin allergy?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
No, she's not allergic to pumpkins. What do you mean
the cutting that they deserve? I just said there, that's
an appropriate thing to say to children.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Teaching the children at this time of the year. The
pumpkins are here for us to carve, and then after
we carve them, we'll put them in the oven. And
eat them.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Wait, you're going to put them in the oven?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Does the principle know that you are calling all of
the parents of these students and saying these things in
the creepiest way.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
P I have getten my previous approval from the principle.
He really didn't have much a choice.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
So he wouldn't mind if I gave him a call
to to tell him how his substitutes are calling and
creeping out. The parents might.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Not answer, but you could call you.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yes, what do you mean answer?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
The choice of carving up something and then putting it
in the oven?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Do? No? No, my daughter is not going to your
classroom with sharp cutlery to carve pumpkins because that's what
they deserve. No, you sound like some creepy, weird murderer guy. No,
this is not happening. I'm calling the principal, I'm calling
the superintendent. I'm calling anyone I can to get you
to not be around children and not work in the
class room anymore, because you sound like a creep.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Okay, well, I'll just let you know that your husband
set you up for this prank phone call.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I'm sorry what you talk to your husband?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Jubile from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on
you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
No way, you're kidding.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
He said that your kids are going to be carving
pumpkins for Halloween in school.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Oh okay, so there isn't a creepy guy that's going
to be carving pumpkins sharply and my kid No, okay.
I was really concerned. I was like, who is this
guy and why does he want my kids to bring
sharp things to school?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh my god, No, it's another Jubile phone prank.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
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