October 31, 2024 • 8 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with this episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! In our latest segment, Jubal pulls off two epic pranks that will leave you in stitches. First, we have Wesley, who is all set for his big Halloween bash, only to find out that his event space has been hijacked by none other than Jared McConaughey – or so he thinks! Listen in as Wesley’s excitement turns to outrage when he learns that his party is being canceled for a supposed celebrity’s last-minute event. Will he figure out it’s all a prank before he loses his cool?
Next, we prank Elise, who just wanted her car alarm fixed. Instead, she gets a custom alarm system that chirps like birds! Ducks, hawks, and owls – oh my! Hear her confusion and frustration as she tries to understand why her car sounds like a bird sanctuary. Will she be able to keep her cool, or will she give the mechanics a piece of her mind?
Tune in for these hilarious phone pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show. Don’t miss out on the fun – subscribe now and never miss an episode!
Next, we prank Elise, who just wanted her car alarm fixed. Instead, she gets a custom alarm system that chirps like birds! Ducks, hawks, and owls – oh my! Hear her confusion and frustration as she tries to understand why her car sounds like a bird sanctuary. Will she be able to keep her cool, or will she give the mechanics a piece of her mind?
Tune in for these hilarious phone pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show. Don’t miss out on the fun – subscribe now and never miss an episode!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday Mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now he Hi, this is Pete Deekins calling from events.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Is this Wesley?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, hey Wesley. How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You got a big Halloween shindig scheduled at our event
space tonight.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yes, it's gonna be amazing. It's so excited.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
So I'm calling with a little bit of a little
bit of bad news. I guess about the event that
you have scheduled for this evening. What is it?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
What do you want the good news first or the
bad news?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Well, I have one hundred plus people coming tonight, so
I guess I'll hear the bad news first.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, okay, I'll go ahead and start with the good news.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Okay, good news is you got a free night? Okay, wow,
really it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I thought you'd be not as excited hear the No, you.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Should have a free night. The night's gonna be free
and spend thousands of dollars on this. Okay, thank you,
it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No, by free night, I mean your event has to
be canceled and you got a free night to do
whatever are you like, and we will be issuing a
fifty percent refund.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
So sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Why do you have to be joking me? I saw
this Halloween party every year, I have hundreds of people coming.
What are you talking about is canceled?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Well, crazy story.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So something happened and we just you know, had to
unfortunately cancel your reservation even though the party is tonight
and you have hundred of people going. But we will,
like I said, issue a fifty percent refund and we
are so sorry. Hopefully you will choose us again next year.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Though, what the why why would you be canceling the survey?
I do this every year.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, it's kind of exciting. Actually, something really cool happened.
We had a very big celebrity pop in here the
other day and they needed the venue for a party
they're throwing, and you know, unfortunately we decided to go
with go that route.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You gave it away because I'm celebrity came in there.
I've had to place books for months.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well not just any celebrity of McConaughey, what huh McConaughey,
But it didn't matter.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I've had this place reserved.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
When Jared McConaughey comes a knocking, you gotta kind of
you gotta do whatever you can do accommodate. So yeah,
Jared McConaughey came in the other day and he's thrown
a last minute Halloween party, and unfortunately he wanted the
room that you've been booked in, So we had to
Jared McConaughey.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Who is Jared McConaughey.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You have you ever heard of Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Matthew as I've heard of Matthew McCaughey.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Jared McConaughey is a second cousin. He lives in town.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
And you can't wing my Halloween party because Matthew McConaughey's
cousin is coming.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
He lives right down the street from the place. Can
you believe it?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I don't. I don't care where the he lives. This
is my event. This is ridiculous. I do this every year.
You can not give away my faith.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Like, but when a major Hollywood celebrity pops in here,
sometimes you know, we have to do what we have
to do to accommodate them.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
He's not even a celebrity. Nobody knows who the he is.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, I think he's a big celebrity. McConaughey is is
an iconic name in Hollywood, but so is.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
That even the Wait, McConaughey, So you cannot do this
to me? How you know this is even Matthew McConaughey's
second cousin and not just some guy named McConaughey.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Well, they have the same tan, so I'm pretty sure
it's them.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It's what I had that can too. I'm McConaughey too. Okay,
it's not that big of a deal, don't, Joe, What
is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Like I said, I'm so sorry, and we will be
getuing a full fifty percent refund per year.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I'm coming down there for my event, no matter what
if Jared mcconaughey' they're gonna kick him in and they're
kick you in two.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Well, then I'll just let you know.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
This is actually Jewbel from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Sarah set you up. Oh it's a Joe.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
What. Yeah, your wife said that you have this Halloween
party planned every year and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh my god, Yeah, it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I was really ready to get care.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks. Weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another jeble phone prank.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm a new ninety six one.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Now. Hello, Hey, it's Petekins called from Atto. Is this Elise? Yes,
Hey Elise.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I want to let you know we got your car
all fixed up and ready to go, and I think
you're gonna love it. Oh amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You guys figured out what was going on with that
chirping br.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yes, we installed a new alarm and you got three
different bird sounds to choose from. Now, sorry, what got
three different bird sounds to choose from? I'll have one
of the guys hit it real quick so you can hear. Hey, John,
go ahead and hit the alarm in that Mazda. There
you go, there's one of them. It sounds just like
(05:12):
real ducks.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Wait, I think the movie was like a misunderstanding. Hey John,
click it again. I want to hear the other sounds.
I'm not trying to show them what the sounds.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
There we go, that's the hawk screech.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That one is for us. Somebody's trying to get at
your door. Oh pretty cool. I'm sorry, So that's my car.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yep. And we got.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Because you wanted us to give your car an birds
chirping alarm, and it was hard for us to track down,
but we found one with three options.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I wanted you just fix this to give it like
a normal alarm sound.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
So now you got three different chirping options. The ducks
are for if somebody comes too close to it, the
hawk screeches, if somebody gets at the door, and if
somebody's tapping on the window hit it.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
That's an eagle.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Who hears that and thinks someone's car is going to
be broken into? It's going to think there's birds outside.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That's kind of what I thought.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But you know you're the one who wanted the chirping
bird alarm system, and we found it for you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I didn't want that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I didn't aptimize. I want a normal alarm.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Stock some one's gonna be that and think, oh, someone's
breaking into their car. Is this burst out what I
asked for?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well, uh, on the paperwork here it says customer requests
a alarm that chirps like a bird. No, they were
not listening to me. I did not ever say that.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You didn't say that. No, I came in saying that,
Oh my god, he.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Was an idiot. Alarms going off again. It's going off again,
alarms going off? Can you get the alarm please, John, Please?
But sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
That thing is.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't even know how you possibly did that, but
you need to fix it and make it a regular
alarm pack, Like how much do you Hey, can you
guys please stop playing with the alarm?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I know it's fun.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
These guys are having a blast back here with it
and there's a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Question guys, God, yeah, they stopped it. What were you saying?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
How much did this cost?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Well, and that's the thing. We had to track it down.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
We were able to find one, but we had to
get it chipped in from overseas and it's about six
thousand dollars, so it's a pretty penny if you want
to go, I'm not paying for this.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
This is you. This is your mistake. You're not listening
to me.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm not paying six thousand dollars for duck sounds. Hey,
you guys, can you please stop playing with the alarm?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Please? I'm sorry about that. It's hard to hear you.
I don't know what you were saying, but anyway, you
can come pick it up anytime.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh I am not paying for that.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I mean, who wants an.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Alarm that chirps like a bird? Oh my god, you
are idiots?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Like I'm going to write the worst c cue about
you online.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Where to God?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
All right, well then I'll just let you know it's
a prank phone call. And your boyfriend said, yeah, are
you kidding me? No, this is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you. And your
boyfriend said, she took your car in because your alarm
with shirping and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
No, I'm there, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yelled at you.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That's okay. I would have yelled at me too.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Oh my god, Oh what Jesus, it's another Jubile phone prank.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Weekday mornings on the twenties
It's another jubile phone prank weekday Mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now he Hi, this is Pete Deekins calling from events.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Is this Wesley?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, hey Wesley. How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You got a big Halloween shindig scheduled at our event
space tonight.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yes, it's gonna be amazing. It's so excited.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
So I'm calling with a little bit of a little
bit of bad news. I guess about the event that
you have scheduled for this evening. What is it?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
What do you want the good news first or the
bad news?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Well, I have one hundred plus people coming tonight, so
I guess I'll hear the bad news first.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, okay, I'll go ahead and start with the good news.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Okay, good news is you got a free night? Okay, wow,
really it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I thought you'd be not as excited hear the No, you.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Should have a free night. The night's gonna be free
and spend thousands of dollars on this. Okay, thank you,
it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No, by free night, I mean your event has to
be canceled and you got a free night to do
whatever are you like, and we will be issuing a
fifty percent refund.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
So sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Why do you have to be joking me? I saw
this Halloween party every year, I have hundreds of people coming.
What are you talking about is canceled?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Well, crazy story.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So something happened and we just you know, had to
unfortunately cancel your reservation even though the party is tonight
and you have hundred of people going. But we will,
like I said, issue a fifty percent refund and we
are so sorry. Hopefully you will choose us again next year.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Though, what the why why would you be canceling the survey?
I do this every year.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, it's kind of exciting. Actually, something really cool happened.
We had a very big celebrity pop in here the
other day and they needed the venue for a party
they're throwing, and you know, unfortunately we decided to go
with go that route.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You gave it away because I'm celebrity came in there.
I've had to place books for months.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well not just any celebrity of McConaughey, what huh McConaughey,
But it didn't matter.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I've had this place reserved.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
When Jared McConaughey comes a knocking, you gotta kind of
you gotta do whatever you can do accommodate. So yeah,
Jared McConaughey came in the other day and he's thrown
a last minute Halloween party, and unfortunately he wanted the
room that you've been booked in, So we had to
Jared McConaughey.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Who is Jared McConaughey.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You have you ever heard of Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Matthew as I've heard of Matthew McCaughey.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Jared McConaughey is a second cousin. He lives in town.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
And you can't wing my Halloween party because Matthew McConaughey's
cousin is coming.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
He lives right down the street from the place. Can
you believe it?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I don't. I don't care where the he lives. This
is my event. This is ridiculous. I do this every year.
You can not give away my faith.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Like, but when a major Hollywood celebrity pops in here,
sometimes you know, we have to do what we have
to do to accommodate them.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
He's not even a celebrity. Nobody knows who the he is.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, I think he's a big celebrity. McConaughey is is
an iconic name in Hollywood, but so is.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
That even the Wait, McConaughey, So you cannot do this
to me? How you know this is even Matthew McConaughey's
second cousin and not just some guy named McConaughey.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Well, they have the same tan, so I'm pretty sure
it's them.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It's what I had that can too. I'm McConaughey too. Okay,
it's not that big of a deal, don't, Joe, What
is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Like I said, I'm so sorry, and we will be
getuing a full fifty percent refund per year.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I'm coming down there for my event, no matter what
if Jared mcconaughey' they're gonna kick him in and they're
kick you in two.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Well, then I'll just let you know.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
This is actually Jewbel from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Sarah set you up. Oh it's a Joe.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
What. Yeah, your wife said that you have this Halloween
party planned every year and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh my god, Yeah, it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I was really ready to get care.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks. Weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another jeble phone prank.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm a new ninety six one.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Now. Hello, Hey, it's Petekins called from Atto. Is this Elise? Yes,
Hey Elise.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I want to let you know we got your car
all fixed up and ready to go, and I think
you're gonna love it. Oh amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You guys figured out what was going on with that
chirping br.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yes, we installed a new alarm and you got three
different bird sounds to choose from. Now, sorry, what got
three different bird sounds to choose from? I'll have one
of the guys hit it real quick so you can hear. Hey, John,
go ahead and hit the alarm in that Mazda. There
you go, there's one of them. It sounds just like
(05:12):
real ducks.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Wait, I think the movie was like a misunderstanding. Hey John,
click it again. I want to hear the other sounds.
I'm not trying to show them what the sounds.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
There we go, that's the hawk screech.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That one is for us. Somebody's trying to get at
your door. Oh pretty cool. I'm sorry, So that's my car.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yep. And we got.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Because you wanted us to give your car an birds
chirping alarm, and it was hard for us to track down,
but we found one with three options.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I wanted you just fix this to give it like
a normal alarm sound.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
So now you got three different chirping options. The ducks
are for if somebody comes too close to it, the
hawk screeches, if somebody gets at the door, and if
somebody's tapping on the window hit it.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
That's an eagle.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Who hears that and thinks someone's car is going to
be broken into? It's going to think there's birds outside.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That's kind of what I thought.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But you know you're the one who wanted the chirping
bird alarm system, and we found it for you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I didn't want that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I didn't aptimize. I want a normal alarm.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Stock some one's gonna be that and think, oh, someone's
breaking into their car. Is this burst out what I
asked for?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well, uh, on the paperwork here it says customer requests
a alarm that chirps like a bird. No, they were
not listening to me. I did not ever say that.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You didn't say that. No, I came in saying that,
Oh my god, he.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Was an idiot. Alarms going off again. It's going off again,
alarms going off? Can you get the alarm please, John, Please?
But sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
That thing is.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't even know how you possibly did that, but
you need to fix it and make it a regular
alarm pack, Like how much do you Hey, can you
guys please stop playing with the alarm?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I know it's fun.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
These guys are having a blast back here with it
and there's a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Question guys, God, yeah, they stopped it. What were you saying?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
How much did this cost?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Well, and that's the thing. We had to track it down.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
We were able to find one, but we had to
get it chipped in from overseas and it's about six
thousand dollars, so it's a pretty penny if you want
to go, I'm not paying for this.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
This is you. This is your mistake. You're not listening
to me.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm not paying six thousand dollars for duck sounds. Hey,
you guys, can you please stop playing with the alarm?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Please? I'm sorry about that. It's hard to hear you.
I don't know what you were saying, but anyway, you
can come pick it up anytime.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh I am not paying for that.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I mean, who wants an.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Alarm that chirps like a bird? Oh my god, you
are idiots?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Like I'm going to write the worst c cue about
you online.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Where to God?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
All right, well then I'll just let you know it's
a prank phone call. And your boyfriend said, yeah, are
you kidding me? No, this is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you. And your
boyfriend said, she took your car in because your alarm
with shirping and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
No, I'm there, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yelled at you.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That's okay. I would have yelled at me too.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Oh my god, Oh what Jesus, it's another Jubile phone prank.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Weekday mornings on the twenties
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