October 30, 2024 • 8 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and surprises in this special Halloween edition of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! In this episode, Jubal takes on the role of Pete Ekins, the overzealous assistant to the president of the homeowners association, who calls Jessica to cancel her much-anticipated Halloween party. Listen as Jessica’s confusion turns to frustration with Pete’s bizarre humming and relentless demands. But that’s not all! Jubal also transforms into Oliver, a cheeky teenager, who confronts a dad about his disappointing Halloween candy choices. The hilarious back-and-forth will leave you in stitches as Oliver’s outrageous demands escalate. Tune in for a double dose of prank-filled fun that will make your Halloween season even more entertaining!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm a new ninety six to one.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Now, Hello, Jessica. Hi, my name is Pete Eakins. I'm
the assistant to the president of the Homewans Association here community,
and I needed to speak.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
With you about something.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Hi, Pete, Yeah, what what's that?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, cat's out of the bag. Let's just get it,
get it out of the way. The cat is out
of the bag. What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I'm talking about something that you have planned coming up
for the holidays just a few weeks.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I mean I'm having a little git together, a little
get together.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yes, that's why I'm calling word on the street and
around town, is that you are planning on throwing a
Halloween extravaganza at your house.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I mean I wouldn't call that good friend.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay. So you're not denying that, No, course not. Okay.
So here's an interesting question.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
As the assistant to the president of the homeowners Association here,
I was going through your file and I did not
see a request for a party.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I'm pretty sure that's not a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm pretty sure it is a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And I'm also pretty sure that I don't see an
approval here or a request to have a Halloween party
or any holiday party from you at your residence.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So what are you talking about there? It is not
necessary to send a request to have a Halloween parties
at my house and my property.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay, well, you know, with a homeowners association, take our
job very seriously because we like to keep our neighborhood
a nice place to live with not a lot of
riff raft coming in and out and not a lot
of parties.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I keep to myself, I know the noise ordinance time.
My friends are also We're cool, They're super chill. All
we want to do is get dressed up and have
a good time. I have been planning this for a year.
It's like my favorite time of the year.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Mm hmm okay, oh my god, please doing I'm not
sure which is making those.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Sounds like, I know you're here, you don't.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh my god, I'm so confused me What can I
do for you?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
What can I do?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, you can call your friends and tell them the
invite is off and the party's been canceled.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That would be great, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
No, I'm not canceling my party.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Okay, well I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You obviously did not read the rules when you moved
into our community. You've lived here for a while now,
I'm surprised that you didn't know. So yes, you will
need to cancel your party, and I would urge you
to be respectful and don't try to get one over
on us here at the home Owners Association, because I
can tell you I'm paying attention now.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
And if there is a Halloween.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Party, are you going to stake out my house? I'm sorry,
I can't hear you. Are you going to stake out
my house? Because I'm going to call the police if
you do, because that's totally inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay, who do you think the police would believe one
of the residents in our community or the assistant to
the president of the homeown Association.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
You're not even you're just.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
A fifty Oh my god. Then no, I'm sorry. Until
you get the president of h A on the phone,
I am not all right.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So real quick, can I tell you a story, just
real quick? Okay, So there was a resident who lived
here just two years ago, and they also they also
excuse me, the humming while I'm speaking is very distracting.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Oh I'm sorry bothering you.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yes, it is a little bit. I'm so sorry. If
I could just get through my sentence anyway, there.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Was a residen live here. It's just okay, okay, I'm
going to have to ask you to stop doing that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Please. It's very distracted.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What the mm mean thing while I'm speaking, it's very distracting.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I'm doing that to me the whole time. I have
not been able to get a word out. Oh my god,
why am I still even talking to Do you know
what I'm going to do? You know, I don't even
remember your name. I Am going to hang up right
now and get the president on the phone and speak
to them.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay, you're going to call the president of the United
States of America.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh my god, No, absolutely not the president of the HLA.
Who are you? I'm done with this conversation right now.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Well, you know this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Chris set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Oh my god, he said, Oh my god. He said
that you're planning this party all your mom. It's my
favorite holiday. I've been looking so.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Forward to dressing up parties off, though, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Do you want to come wake up every morning with
jubile phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on the New ninety six one.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Now who Yeah, he's he's Oliver Google, my friend of
Connors And I was looking for Connor's dad, Eddie, Eddie,
you can call me.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
You can call me Connor's dad.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But okay, so I don't want to have to do
that because I feel like respect. You two a street
and I shouldn't have to call you Connor's dad. Just
cut your Connor's dad. My name is Oliver, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Gonna call you Eddie, Eddie, your Connor's friend. My name
is Oliver. Oliver.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Yeah, I've never heard before.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, we just get to the point here, please, okay, sir.
He says, I was talking to Connor Day in school.
What I was talking to Connor Day?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Can you please be respectful?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I was talking to Connor Day in school and I
was actually, what kind of candy you're gonna be fasting
out this Halloween? And he says it's gonna be pretty
much the same crap. It's last year, and so I
was like, I need your dad's fun nbru, so I
need to talk to him, and so he gave me
your funtmer. So now I'm on the phone with you,
and I got to tell you last here for Halloween,
your house was only handing out sour candy and that's
total both.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Oh, first of all, even you're watching Miles john Man
and the candy is free.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You got it for free. Okay, maybe you go buy
some candy.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Okay, no, no, no no, I'm giving y'all candy for free.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So giving out molk is sour candy. It tastes like.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
First of all, my son did not need to be
hanging out with somebody who's cursing.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
So, I mean, we're not even really that close to friends.
It's just that I was telling him.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'm like, how terrible you're Catholic candy was last year,
and so I was like, give me your Phonemer's like
to your dad, and so he gave me your phone
Numberright now, I just have to tell you, if you
don't hand out something better than sotour tandy this year,
then it's on.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Okay, put your parents on the phone.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Also, I mean text to your person.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
So if it'd be something sokey and milky like cacolate
is run saying, well.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I would cancel Halloween on you. If you keep on
on my phone with this. I don't know who you
are and why are you talking to me on this
phone like this?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay, So it sounds to me that you're not going
to adhere to my request of having something other than
slowery Sandy's and I can't help you with what happens
after Listen, little.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Boy, you better get off my phone play with all
this stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Sure, I'm not a little boy. I'm like fourteen in
half boy.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I will fourteen and a half year. But if you
keep on talking to me that way, okay, Well, I
wouldn't talk to my son.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
If you If you continue to hand out slowery Sandy
this year, I ruined my whole Halloween vibe last year.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I'm going to end your house at league.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Who is your parents? I need to talk to them.
Let's put them on the phone right now.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You ooh ooh ooh.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
If you don't get your phone.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You just swart you just for you, just swart a cloud, sir.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
You can swim on my phone the whole entire time.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Different.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You're you're like an adult, and you're supposed to be
helped out like a higher standard or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So I'm going to report you should have to, is
Michelle Obama.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I Am not going to go higher on you if
I catch you, but I'm gonna whip a little You
better put your parents on phone or give me a name.
Give me the number, because I will be calling it
immediately and I'll be damned little like you was just.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Going and calling me left and right.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
What are you four years old? Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
No? This is actually Jubil from the Jubil start doing
a phone brenk on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Man, I don't think I'll understand. I was about to
beat my son, but forgive it out my numbers. Just
some little boy.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, she says that.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, she.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Says that you're starting to get other kids called your
house now and it bugs you.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
I don't know what it is. I think it's the
age game. They just call it all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
They just don't stop
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties,
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm a new ninety six to one.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Now, Hello, Jessica. Hi, my name is Pete Eakins. I'm
the assistant to the president of the Homewans Association here community,
and I needed to speak.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
With you about something.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Hi, Pete, Yeah, what what's that?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, cat's out of the bag. Let's just get it,
get it out of the way. The cat is out
of the bag. What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I'm talking about something that you have planned coming up
for the holidays just a few weeks.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I mean I'm having a little git together, a little
get together.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yes, that's why I'm calling word on the street and
around town, is that you are planning on throwing a
Halloween extravaganza at your house.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I mean I wouldn't call that good friend.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay. So you're not denying that, No, course not. Okay.
So here's an interesting question.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
As the assistant to the president of the homeowners Association here,
I was going through your file and I did not
see a request for a party.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I'm pretty sure that's not a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm pretty sure it is a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And I'm also pretty sure that I don't see an
approval here or a request to have a Halloween party
or any holiday party from you at your residence.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So what are you talking about there? It is not
necessary to send a request to have a Halloween parties
at my house and my property.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay, well, you know, with a homeowners association, take our
job very seriously because we like to keep our neighborhood
a nice place to live with not a lot of
riff raft coming in and out and not a lot
of parties.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I keep to myself, I know the noise ordinance time.
My friends are also We're cool, They're super chill. All
we want to do is get dressed up and have
a good time. I have been planning this for a year.
It's like my favorite time of the year.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Mm hmm okay, oh my god, please doing I'm not
sure which is making those.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Sounds like, I know you're here, you don't.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh my god, I'm so confused me What can I
do for you?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
What can I do?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, you can call your friends and tell them the
invite is off and the party's been canceled.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That would be great, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
No, I'm not canceling my party.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Okay, well I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You obviously did not read the rules when you moved
into our community. You've lived here for a while now,
I'm surprised that you didn't know. So yes, you will
need to cancel your party, and I would urge you
to be respectful and don't try to get one over
on us here at the home Owners Association, because I
can tell you I'm paying attention now.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
And if there is a Halloween.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Party, are you going to stake out my house? I'm sorry,
I can't hear you. Are you going to stake out
my house? Because I'm going to call the police if
you do, because that's totally inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay, who do you think the police would believe one
of the residents in our community or the assistant to
the president of the homeown Association.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
You're not even you're just.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
A fifty Oh my god. Then no, I'm sorry. Until
you get the president of h A on the phone,
I am not all right.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So real quick, can I tell you a story, just
real quick? Okay, So there was a resident who lived
here just two years ago, and they also they also
excuse me, the humming while I'm speaking is very distracting.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Oh I'm sorry bothering you.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yes, it is a little bit. I'm so sorry. If
I could just get through my sentence anyway, there.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Was a residen live here. It's just okay, okay, I'm
going to have to ask you to stop doing that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Please. It's very distracted.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What the mm mean thing while I'm speaking, it's very distracting.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I'm doing that to me the whole time. I have
not been able to get a word out. Oh my god,
why am I still even talking to Do you know
what I'm going to do? You know, I don't even
remember your name. I Am going to hang up right
now and get the president on the phone and speak
to them.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay, you're going to call the president of the United
States of America.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh my god, No, absolutely not the president of the HLA.
Who are you? I'm done with this conversation right now.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Well, you know this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Chris set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Oh my god, he said, Oh my god. He said
that you're planning this party all your mom. It's my
favorite holiday. I've been looking so.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Forward to dressing up parties off, though, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Do you want to come wake up every morning with
jubile phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on the New ninety six one.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Now who Yeah, he's he's Oliver Google, my friend of
Connors And I was looking for Connor's dad, Eddie, Eddie,
you can call me.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
You can call me Connor's dad.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But okay, so I don't want to have to do
that because I feel like respect. You two a street
and I shouldn't have to call you Connor's dad. Just
cut your Connor's dad. My name is Oliver, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Gonna call you Eddie, Eddie, your Connor's friend. My name
is Oliver. Oliver.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Yeah, I've never heard before.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, we just get to the point here, please, okay, sir.
He says, I was talking to Connor Day in school.
What I was talking to Connor Day?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Can you please be respectful?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I was talking to Connor Day in school and I
was actually, what kind of candy you're gonna be fasting
out this Halloween? And he says it's gonna be pretty
much the same crap. It's last year, and so I
was like, I need your dad's fun nbru, so I
need to talk to him, and so he gave me
your funtmer. So now I'm on the phone with you,
and I got to tell you last here for Halloween,
your house was only handing out sour candy and that's
total both.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Oh, first of all, even you're watching Miles john Man
and the candy is free.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You got it for free. Okay, maybe you go buy
some candy.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Okay, no, no, no no, I'm giving y'all candy for free.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So giving out molk is sour candy. It tastes like.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
First of all, my son did not need to be
hanging out with somebody who's cursing.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
So, I mean, we're not even really that close to friends.
It's just that I was telling him.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'm like, how terrible you're Catholic candy was last year,
and so I was like, give me your Phonemer's like
to your dad, and so he gave me your phone
Numberright now, I just have to tell you, if you
don't hand out something better than sotour tandy this year,
then it's on.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Okay, put your parents on the phone.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Also, I mean text to your person.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
So if it'd be something sokey and milky like cacolate
is run saying, well.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I would cancel Halloween on you. If you keep on
on my phone with this. I don't know who you
are and why are you talking to me on this
phone like this?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay, So it sounds to me that you're not going
to adhere to my request of having something other than
slowery Sandy's and I can't help you with what happens
after Listen, little.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Boy, you better get off my phone play with all
this stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Sure, I'm not a little boy. I'm like fourteen in
half boy.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I will fourteen and a half year. But if you
keep on talking to me that way, okay, Well, I
wouldn't talk to my son.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
If you If you continue to hand out slowery Sandy
this year, I ruined my whole Halloween vibe last year.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I'm going to end your house at league.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Who is your parents? I need to talk to them.
Let's put them on the phone right now.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You ooh ooh ooh.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
If you don't get your phone.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You just swart you just for you, just swart a cloud, sir.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
You can swim on my phone the whole entire time.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Different.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You're you're like an adult, and you're supposed to be
helped out like a higher standard or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So I'm going to report you should have to, is
Michelle Obama.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I Am not going to go higher on you if
I catch you, but I'm gonna whip a little You
better put your parents on phone or give me a name.
Give me the number, because I will be calling it
immediately and I'll be damned little like you was just.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Going and calling me left and right.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
What are you four years old? Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
No? This is actually Jubil from the Jubil start doing
a phone brenk on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Man, I don't think I'll understand. I was about to
beat my son, but forgive it out my numbers. Just
some little boy.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, she says that.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, she.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Says that you're starting to get other kids called your
house now and it bugs you.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
I don't know what it is. I think it's the
age game. They just call it all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
They just don't stop
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties,
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