October 24, 2024 • 9 mins
Join Jubal and the crew as they dive into another uproarious Phone Prank segment! In this episode, we unleash the ultimate prank on unsuspecting homeowners. Picture this: a call from the “assistant to the president of the homeowners association,” delivering outrageous news about door color violations and unapproved birthday parties!
Listen in as Nicole gets hilariously riled up over her door being the wrong shade of red and the chaos that ensues when she learns about the fines for her child’s Disney-themed party. Will she comply with the HOA’s ridiculous rules, or will she unleash her frustration?
This prank is packed with laughter, unexpected twists, and a surprise reveal that you won’t want to miss. Tune in for a dose of humor that will brighten your day and remind you why the Jubal Show is your go-to for morning laughs!
Listen in as Nicole gets hilariously riled up over her door being the wrong shade of red and the chaos that ensues when she learns about the fines for her child’s Disney-themed party. Will she comply with the HOA’s ridiculous rules, or will she unleash her frustration?
This prank is packed with laughter, unexpected twists, and a surprise reveal that you won’t want to miss. Tune in for a dose of humor that will brighten your day and remind you why the Jubal Show is your go-to for morning laughs!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prank Weesday Mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm a new ninety six one now Hello, Hi, this
is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'm the assistant to the president of the homeowners Association.
I was looking for Nicole, who is the resident at.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Three four to three Street?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Miss?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is she? Hello, Nicole? I guess you know i'm calling. No,
I don't you git you from the homeowners Association.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yes, I am Pete Eakin's assistant to the president of
the homeowners Association. And I'm surprised that you don't know
why I'm calling. We need to speak about your door.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What about my door?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, it looks like somebody did a little painting without
checking with us, didn't they.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And when I say somebody, I mean you. Yes, we
painted our door.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
So I want to let you know I did a
little inspecting and well, two things. One is the assistant
to the president of the homeowners Association. We frown upon
people painting or making changes to the exterior of their
home without written authorization, and you didn't receive that. Second note,
your door is not Kellyanay, is it.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
The only approved color for our doors in this neighborhood
is Benjamin Moore Kalliente, a gorgeous, sumptuous shade of red,
one of my favorites actually, And I'll have you know
before you tell me that it is Caliente. I went
ahead and I took some paint chips from the door,
and I took it down to the paint center and
I had it matched up, and it is definitely not
Benjamin Wir Caliente.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's rapture. Why are you getting.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Over the shade of red?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, because we have us homeowner's Association for a reason,
don't we. We like consistency in the neighborhood. And our
doors in this neighborhood are painted kelly and tea, except
for yours, which is painted in a different shade of red.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So I will be issuing a.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Fine which you will receive in your mailbox in just
a few days.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
No, yes, no, you don't need to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No, I will be issuing the fine because you see that.
I don't know if I have to explain this again.
You painted your door on your house.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
We have a homeowner's association for a reason, because in
this neighborhood were like consistency. Our doors should be painted
Benjamin Moore caliente shade of red, and you chose Benjamin
More Rupture, which is a slightly cool red. We need
Caliente doors in this neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Hullo, Kelly and k this is this is insane.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You're not fighting me.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
How much are we gonna find me for fifteen hundred
dollars and you have a week to paint the door
of the correct color? You're we need to speak about
the party this weekend that you're planning on throwing.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, I heard about that through the grapevine for my daughter.
What did you hear?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I heard you ordered a bouncy house and invited a
bunch of neighbors and that also was not approved by
the homeowners association.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I'm not gonna check with the homeowners association before I
have a birthday party for my kid.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, mm hmm, okay, Well, I can see you're frustrated,
and you wouldn't be if you would, you know, adhere
to the rules of the homeown Association. But which is
the theme of the child's party, Disney.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Are you going to tell me something's wrong with that too?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well, it depends on which character it is, because we
only have three approved characters from Disney that can be
the theme of a child's party in this neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
So you wanted to go ahead and tell me that
you are.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh my gosh, you Okay, well, then I'm going to
go ahead and issue another citation. I'm also levy fine
for the party that was unapproved and I still don't
know which character it is, and it has a bouncy
house we don't allow on the neighborhood anyway, and it's
gonna be the front or back line I don't know,
So I'm going to have to keep issuing some fines
on that. And then also the fact that you just
(03:42):
swore at me. And I don't know if you know
this or not, but I am the assistant to the
president of the homeowners association here in this neighborhood, and
it would be wise.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh rack it up, Rack it up. Okay, that's twice.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Now, Oh you think you're so high and mighty, You
think you can just go and find.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Different people you are a little bit and you take
your little tag full of citations and together.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is actually double from the jubil show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Your husband says that you guys hate your homeowners Association
and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm not getting fined.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, and your door is fine, whatever color it is,
if it's Caliente or not. Oh my goodness, I can't
believe I just went off on the homeowners association.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Gosh. I actually thought they were that terrible.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on the New ninety six to one.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Hello, Hi, my name is Trevor. I'm calling from Vickory.
I was looking for Tonya.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
This is Tanya.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Hey Tanya, I hope or you're probably excited about your
nuptials tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yes, s Trevers, thank you?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Uh, what's up? So I'm calling you today because there
was a little bit of an issue that we had
and so the cake for your wedding might be like
a little different than what you were planning on when
we deliver it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh okay, what what issue was there?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
And how different.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Is it going to be?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
So what? Well, first of all, I'm very excited for
your wedding, Like what's your color scheme?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I don't really feel like talking about that right now.
Will you just call me? And said that something is
wrong with the cake? So I would like to know
what's wrong with the cake.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, So I made a little bit of a mistake
yesterday and I delivered your cake to the wrong place yesterday.
And so so there was a dog show we were
making a doggy cake for and I read the thing
wrong and then I grabbed your cake and I took
it to the.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Dog show and so, okay.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
We was a really cool dog show too, by the way,
Like there was a lot of like really cute pooches
there and.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
They Yeah, I'm sure, at what point did it occur
to you when you arrived at a dog show holding
a wedding cake? Did you not realize that that was
the wrong delivery?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
That's a valid question. So I didn't realize it until
I sat it down and I took it out, you know,
because the doggies were supposed to eat it. And then
I was like, that's a wedding cake. I wonder if
a couple of these pooches are getting married. And then
they started eating it. And then one of the organizers
came up to me and was like, that looks like
a weighty cake. And I was like, yeah, well, I
(06:46):
assume some of the doggies are getting married. And then
they informed it was a dog show. And then I
got a lot of trouble because doggies aren't supposed to
eat that kind of cake. It wasn't the doggy cake
we made for him.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
So oh but okay, please start talking for a second.
What what can we do to fix this? My wedding
is tomorrow. That cake costs thousands of dollars. I already
put the last down Cayman on it. What can you
do to rectify this? I can't. I can't believe my
(07:17):
cake to a dog show. Like who does that?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Okay, So I know this is upsetting news, especially since
your wedding is tomorrow and you had your mindset on
the cake that we made for your reception. But like,
we do have another option.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What is the option?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
So we have a really cool cake. It was the
one that was supposed to go to the doggie show.
I can give you that one, and we can cut
the price in half.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You can cut the price in half for a cake
made of alpo and peanut butter. What what's in the cake?
Is it made for dogs eat?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
It's made for dogs to eat, but humans can also
eat it, and it's just really cool. On the cake,
it has like a couple of doggies on top, and
then it says it's doggy time. So like that could
be kind of fun at your reception.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, that would be kind of fun if my guests
were poodles. It doesn't make any sense to bring a
dog cake that's made for dogs to a wedding. I
don't even care what it looks like at this point,
I don't even care that it says it's doggy time.
Do you realize that that is a dog cake made
for dogs? My guests are gonna eat this after dinner?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Okay, Well I did look on Wikipedia and it says
like the humans can also eat the dog food. And
it doesn't taste like dog food. It tastes like cake.
I took a bite of it just a little earlier
to see and it tastes you took a bite.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Out of the cake that you are offering me half
price for that. At this point, you should be paying
me to accept from you.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh, how are you employed?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Well, are you applied for a job? And then they
gave it to me.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
You know what, I'm going to get you fired so bad.
It's doggy time. I mean really, you want them up
and tell me this doggy time.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'm like, what, Tanya, this is actually Gebil from the
g Show doing a phone prank on you and your
sister set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh my blood.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Pressure through the roof right now. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
She said you're getting married tomorrow and wanted to helpefully
release her stress with a phone prank.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill her. I'm literally on
inviting her.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's another jubile phone prank. Weekday Mornings on the twenties
It's another jubile phone prank Weesday Mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm a new ninety six one now Hello, Hi, this
is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'm the assistant to the president of the homeowners Association.
I was looking for Nicole, who is the resident at.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Three four to three Street?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Miss?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is she? Hello, Nicole? I guess you know i'm calling. No,
I don't you git you from the homeowners Association.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yes, I am Pete Eakin's assistant to the president of
the homeowners Association. And I'm surprised that you don't know
why I'm calling. We need to speak about your door.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What about my door?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, it looks like somebody did a little painting without
checking with us, didn't they.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And when I say somebody, I mean you. Yes, we
painted our door.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
So I want to let you know I did a
little inspecting and well, two things. One is the assistant
to the president of the homeowners Association. We frown upon
people painting or making changes to the exterior of their
home without written authorization, and you didn't receive that. Second note,
your door is not Kellyanay, is it.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
The only approved color for our doors in this neighborhood
is Benjamin Moore Kalliente, a gorgeous, sumptuous shade of red,
one of my favorites actually, And I'll have you know
before you tell me that it is Caliente. I went
ahead and I took some paint chips from the door,
and I took it down to the paint center and
I had it matched up, and it is definitely not
Benjamin Wir Caliente.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's rapture. Why are you getting.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Over the shade of red?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, because we have us homeowner's Association for a reason,
don't we. We like consistency in the neighborhood. And our
doors in this neighborhood are painted kelly and tea, except
for yours, which is painted in a different shade of red.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So I will be issuing a.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Fine which you will receive in your mailbox in just
a few days.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
No, yes, no, you don't need to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No, I will be issuing the fine because you see that.
I don't know if I have to explain this again.
You painted your door on your house.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
We have a homeowner's association for a reason, because in
this neighborhood were like consistency. Our doors should be painted
Benjamin Moore caliente shade of red, and you chose Benjamin
More Rupture, which is a slightly cool red. We need
Caliente doors in this neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Hullo, Kelly and k this is this is insane.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You're not fighting me.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
How much are we gonna find me for fifteen hundred
dollars and you have a week to paint the door
of the correct color? You're we need to speak about
the party this weekend that you're planning on throwing.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, I heard about that through the grapevine for my daughter.
What did you hear?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I heard you ordered a bouncy house and invited a
bunch of neighbors and that also was not approved by
the homeowners association.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I'm not gonna check with the homeowners association before I
have a birthday party for my kid.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, mm hmm, okay, Well, I can see you're frustrated,
and you wouldn't be if you would, you know, adhere
to the rules of the homeown Association. But which is
the theme of the child's party, Disney.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Are you going to tell me something's wrong with that too?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well, it depends on which character it is, because we
only have three approved characters from Disney that can be
the theme of a child's party in this neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
So you wanted to go ahead and tell me that
you are.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh my gosh, you Okay, well, then I'm going to
go ahead and issue another citation. I'm also levy fine
for the party that was unapproved and I still don't
know which character it is, and it has a bouncy
house we don't allow on the neighborhood anyway, and it's
gonna be the front or back line I don't know,
So I'm going to have to keep issuing some fines
on that. And then also the fact that you just
(03:42):
swore at me. And I don't know if you know
this or not, but I am the assistant to the
president of the homeowners association here in this neighborhood, and
it would be wise.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh rack it up, Rack it up. Okay, that's twice.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Now, Oh you think you're so high and mighty, You
think you can just go and find.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Different people you are a little bit and you take
your little tag full of citations and together.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is actually double from the jubil show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Your husband says that you guys hate your homeowners Association
and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm not getting fined.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, and your door is fine, whatever color it is,
if it's Caliente or not. Oh my goodness, I can't
believe I just went off on the homeowners association.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Gosh. I actually thought they were that terrible.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on the New ninety six to one.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Hello, Hi, my name is Trevor. I'm calling from Vickory.
I was looking for Tonya.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
This is Tanya.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Hey Tanya, I hope or you're probably excited about your
nuptials tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yes, s Trevers, thank you?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Uh, what's up? So I'm calling you today because there
was a little bit of an issue that we had
and so the cake for your wedding might be like
a little different than what you were planning on when
we deliver it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh okay, what what issue was there?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
And how different.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Is it going to be?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
So what? Well, first of all, I'm very excited for
your wedding, Like what's your color scheme?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I don't really feel like talking about that right now.
Will you just call me? And said that something is
wrong with the cake? So I would like to know
what's wrong with the cake.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, So I made a little bit of a mistake
yesterday and I delivered your cake to the wrong place yesterday.
And so so there was a dog show we were
making a doggy cake for and I read the thing
wrong and then I grabbed your cake and I took
it to the.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Dog show and so, okay.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
We was a really cool dog show too, by the way,
Like there was a lot of like really cute pooches
there and.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
They Yeah, I'm sure, at what point did it occur
to you when you arrived at a dog show holding
a wedding cake? Did you not realize that that was
the wrong delivery?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
That's a valid question. So I didn't realize it until
I sat it down and I took it out, you know,
because the doggies were supposed to eat it. And then
I was like, that's a wedding cake. I wonder if
a couple of these pooches are getting married. And then
they started eating it. And then one of the organizers
came up to me and was like, that looks like
a weighty cake. And I was like, yeah, well, I
(06:46):
assume some of the doggies are getting married. And then
they informed it was a dog show. And then I
got a lot of trouble because doggies aren't supposed to
eat that kind of cake. It wasn't the doggy cake
we made for him.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
So oh but okay, please start talking for a second.
What what can we do to fix this? My wedding
is tomorrow. That cake costs thousands of dollars. I already
put the last down Cayman on it. What can you
do to rectify this? I can't. I can't believe my
(07:17):
cake to a dog show. Like who does that?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Okay, So I know this is upsetting news, especially since
your wedding is tomorrow and you had your mindset on
the cake that we made for your reception. But like,
we do have another option.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What is the option?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
So we have a really cool cake. It was the
one that was supposed to go to the doggie show.
I can give you that one, and we can cut
the price in half.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You can cut the price in half for a cake
made of alpo and peanut butter. What what's in the cake?
Is it made for dogs eat?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
It's made for dogs to eat, but humans can also
eat it, and it's just really cool. On the cake,
it has like a couple of doggies on top, and
then it says it's doggy time. So like that could
be kind of fun at your reception.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, that would be kind of fun if my guests
were poodles. It doesn't make any sense to bring a
dog cake that's made for dogs to a wedding. I
don't even care what it looks like at this point,
I don't even care that it says it's doggy time.
Do you realize that that is a dog cake made
for dogs? My guests are gonna eat this after dinner?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Okay, Well I did look on Wikipedia and it says
like the humans can also eat the dog food. And
it doesn't taste like dog food. It tastes like cake.
I took a bite of it just a little earlier
to see and it tastes you took a bite.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Out of the cake that you are offering me half
price for that. At this point, you should be paying
me to accept from you.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh, how are you employed?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Well, are you applied for a job? And then they
gave it to me.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
You know what, I'm going to get you fired so bad.
It's doggy time. I mean really, you want them up
and tell me this doggy time.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'm like, what, Tanya, this is actually Gebil from the
g Show doing a phone prank on you and your
sister set you up.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh my blood.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Pressure through the roof right now. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
She said you're getting married tomorrow and wanted to helpefully
release her stress with a phone prank.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill her. I'm literally on
inviting her.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's another jubile phone prank. Weekday Mornings on the twenties
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