October 8, 2024 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with this episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! In today’s segment, Jubal pulls off two of the most outrageous pranks yet. First, we dive into the chaos of a wedding rehearsal dinner gone wrong. Steve is all set for a night of celebration at an Italian restaurant, only to find out that the new chef has turned the place into a dry, urban hunting-themed eatery. Pigeons, rats, and cockroaches on the menu? You won’t believe Steve’s reaction!
Next, we switch gears to a heartwarming yet hilarious prank where Jubal poses as “Donk,” the new boyfriend of Michael’s mom. Imagine the shock when Michael learns that his new “dad” is younger than him and ready to bond over a game of catch in the park. The confusion and frustration are palpable, making for an unforgettable prank.
Tune in to hear these side-splitting moments and more, only on The Jubal Show. Don’t miss out on the fun and be sure to subscribe for more pranks that will leave you in stitches!
Next, we switch gears to a heartwarming yet hilarious prank where Jubal poses as “Donk,” the new boyfriend of Michael’s mom. Imagine the shock when Michael learns that his new “dad” is younger than him and ready to bond over a game of catch in the park. The confusion and frustration are palpable, making for an unforgettable prank.
Tune in to hear these side-splitting moments and more, only on The Jubal Show. Don’t miss out on the fun and be sure to subscribe for more pranks that will leave you in stitches!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm a new ninety six to one now. Hello, Hi Steve.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, this is Steve. Hey, how are you? My name
is Petek and some calling from restaurant about your rehearsal
dinner tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hey. Good, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
First off, congratulations, I'm just calling to confirm everything with you.
So you've got about twenty five guests tonight for the
rehearsal dinner.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, it's super excited. We're gonna be there around seven o'clock.
You guys are going to have the champagne ready on
the tables.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Right, No, yeah, what's up with the champagne?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yes, that is a well. Unfortunately, over the last couple
of days, the restaurant has hired a new head chef
and he has decided to make the establishment a dry establishment.
So there's no alcohol, but we can do juice if
you like, or something that sort of feels like.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm sorry, you've made it a dry.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes, he yeah, for whatever reason. He's kind of a
quirky guy. But his food is delicious. Oh. I should
also let you know we will not be serving Italian either.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, I'm sorry, you're an Italian restaurant. What we're having
this is a night. Yes, we've already decided on all
of this.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Right, and we got a new chef who just came
in and he sort of changed everything around on us.
So yeah, we no longer have Italian food and no accol.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, well you know what that not do?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I met with and work with over the last four
months to arrange this dinner that I spent.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
A ton of money on. So I don't care what
his name is or what he wants to serve. Would
you know what champagne and the dinner we agreed on?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
How about this? You might be very excited about the food.
I'm gonna go ahead and grab him and put him on
with you. Would you like to speak to him so
he can tell you what the menu will be? Hello Scelario, Hello,
yes Alario?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, okay, sorry, So what's going on with that? I
haven't event to night at your restaurant. I'm being told
that you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Know on the weddings.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
However, this the weddings, Stephen.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes, the wedding rehearsal dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Elarios see a menu that you suggest the Italian foods
Italian foods. No, no, no, no Italian foods. We're not
creative at all. Alario creative he create for you. No,
that's not how throughout all the alcohol Ilario, throughout all
Italian fled urban hunting, what only what urban hunting?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Many locally seen. We've arranged like weeks and weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Ago urban hunting menu for you personally, for you, yes,
hunting city animals, for you to consume Eladio. You know,
Eladio hunt pigeon, Eladio hunt, Eladio, prepare appetiser, crouches.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What the actual you're talking about? Dying? You put me
back on the phone with the manager.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Whoever that somebody that against Okay, fine, Steve Speedeakins, Yeah
you excited.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, I am not excited. I am anything but excited.
I'm confused and I'm pissed. What the is going on?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You share with you the menu that he's created. It
sounds urban hunting.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Wants to serve my family pigeons.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yes, he's been hunting pigeons in parks for a couple
of days now.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
No, No, that's not a thing. That's not okay.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I absolutely refuse to pay for it. This is not acceptable.
You canceled this reservation. Thank you so much for my
wedding for me in front of my entire family.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Thank you. Well, then I'll let you know. This is
a prank phone call, and this is actually Double from
the jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your brother set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
He said that you were put in charge of planning
the rehearsal dinner tonight for your wedding. Not funny. I
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Not funny. That's really not funny.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think you're fine. I think it will be a
time in food tonight. And congratulations on your wedding.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I swear to God. Anything that is not an urban
hunting menu or freaking it didn't fine.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings
on the twenties only on.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
The New ninety six one.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Hello, Yeah, what's up, dude?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
This is Dawn. How are you?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Well, is this this is Michael right.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Speak?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, dude, this is Paul Donkler. Most people just call
me donk though, I'm sure you've heard a lot about me,
So yeah, how you doing.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Man, I'm fine, I'm sorry. I don't think I know
of Paul.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh well, you might just know me as Donk, because
I'm sure she's talked about me quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Have we met before?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No, we have not, like officially met. That's why I'm
giving you a call, because I figured it's high time
to do that. Kathy is your mom, yes, and her
I love you very much, by the way, And I'm
your mom's new boyfriend, so I figured I would call
and throw you an intro and you know, talk about
stuff if you wanted to talk about anything.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You I'm sorry, did you say my mom's boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, dude, we've been dating pretty heavy for you know,
about a month or two. You and I figured it
was time that I call him make an intro, you know,
because it's always weird and a new dad uners the picture.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
No, no, no, no, do not, Paul, listen, that's totally inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You Okay, Well, DONK wants you to know, dude that
like I respect your mom and like she's the light
of my life.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Dude, Oh my god, what the but my mom is
sixty five? Yeah, Audie, how are you? Man?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
How sixty five? But like spry, you know what I mean,
Like I remember gloss get out?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Does my mom even know you're calling me right now?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
She does not, dude, Because I said I should call it.
She thought maybe we should do it over dinner, you know,
like an intro or whatever. But I was like, you know,
these boys, I got to get on the phone with
him right away, you know, and talk to them a
little bit, because like I'm the new.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You've already talked to my brother then? And did he
respond well to this conversation? I sound like a moron.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I haven't called him yet. I figured i'd call you first,
you know, and and then I would call him.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Don't bother calling him. I'm going to talk to our
mom and let her know that you and I spoke
on the phone, or if you can even call having
this an actual conversation. You sound like a moron. I
don't want you anywhere near my family.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, So I read a book recently, like on being
a new parent. I know that sometimes when like a
new dad enters the life my dad stop saying that,
it can be confusing for the children.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You know, how old are you thirty two, but like
I'm older than you, man, I don't need you in
my life.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
That can be very confusing for a young guy like you.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You're not You're not my new dad.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You have to stop saying that this creepy and annoying. Okay,
you're younger than me, You're just she hasn't even mentioned you,
so you don't even have to worry about doing any
sort of fatherly stuff like taking me at the dinner,
giving me a phone call, or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
She's sixty five, She's fine if we do.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You want to go to the park this weekend and
maybe throw the ball around, could teach you how to
hit a ball or something you know.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, I don't want to play ball. I don't want God,
I know how to hit a ball. I do not
want to go to the park with you.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You just.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Perhaps it's so annoying. This is I told her not
to get on them.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I do want to say that your mom shared with
me that you always wanted a puppy when you were younger,
and I'm willing to buy a faction said I have
a puppy and you could have that. God.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
No, I don't want anything from you. I wanted a
puppy that was three years ago.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
As the new father figure in your life. I'm willing
to make that happen.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Stop saying father figure, You're going to make me blow much.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, Now, I'll just tell you that this is a
prank phone call. This is actually Gebel from the Jebel
Show doing a phone brank on you and your brother
set you up. It's a joke. What he said that
your mom just joined the dating apps and you guys
were talking about it and he wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh jeez, I can't believe. Oh god, you got me
to think that my mom was actually dating for me.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday Mornings on the twenties
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm a new ninety six to one now. Hello, Hi Steve.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, this is Steve. Hey, how are you? My name
is Petek and some calling from restaurant about your rehearsal
dinner tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hey. Good, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
First off, congratulations, I'm just calling to confirm everything with you.
So you've got about twenty five guests tonight for the
rehearsal dinner.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, it's super excited. We're gonna be there around seven o'clock.
You guys are going to have the champagne ready on
the tables.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Right, No, yeah, what's up with the champagne?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yes, that is a well. Unfortunately, over the last couple
of days, the restaurant has hired a new head chef
and he has decided to make the establishment a dry establishment.
So there's no alcohol, but we can do juice if
you like, or something that sort of feels like.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm sorry, you've made it a dry.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes, he yeah, for whatever reason. He's kind of a
quirky guy. But his food is delicious. Oh. I should
also let you know we will not be serving Italian either.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, I'm sorry, you're an Italian restaurant. What we're having
this is a night. Yes, we've already decided on all
of this.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Right, and we got a new chef who just came
in and he sort of changed everything around on us.
So yeah, we no longer have Italian food and no accol.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, well you know what that not do?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I met with and work with over the last four
months to arrange this dinner that I spent.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
A ton of money on. So I don't care what
his name is or what he wants to serve. Would
you know what champagne and the dinner we agreed on?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
How about this? You might be very excited about the food.
I'm gonna go ahead and grab him and put him on
with you. Would you like to speak to him so
he can tell you what the menu will be? Hello Scelario, Hello,
yes Alario?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, okay, sorry, So what's going on with that? I
haven't event to night at your restaurant. I'm being told
that you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Know on the weddings.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
However, this the weddings, Stephen.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes, the wedding rehearsal dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Elarios see a menu that you suggest the Italian foods
Italian foods. No, no, no, no Italian foods. We're not
creative at all. Alario creative he create for you. No,
that's not how throughout all the alcohol Ilario, throughout all
Italian fled urban hunting, what only what urban hunting?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Many locally seen. We've arranged like weeks and weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Ago urban hunting menu for you personally, for you, yes,
hunting city animals, for you to consume Eladio. You know,
Eladio hunt pigeon, Eladio hunt, Eladio, prepare appetiser, crouches.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What the actual you're talking about? Dying? You put me
back on the phone with the manager.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Whoever that somebody that against Okay, fine, Steve Speedeakins, Yeah
you excited.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, I am not excited. I am anything but excited.
I'm confused and I'm pissed. What the is going on?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You share with you the menu that he's created. It
sounds urban hunting.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Wants to serve my family pigeons.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yes, he's been hunting pigeons in parks for a couple
of days now.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
No, No, that's not a thing. That's not okay.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I absolutely refuse to pay for it. This is not acceptable.
You canceled this reservation. Thank you so much for my
wedding for me in front of my entire family.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Thank you. Well, then I'll let you know. This is
a prank phone call, and this is actually Double from
the jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your brother set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
He said that you were put in charge of planning
the rehearsal dinner tonight for your wedding. Not funny. I
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Not funny. That's really not funny.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think you're fine. I think it will be a
time in food tonight. And congratulations on your wedding.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I swear to God. Anything that is not an urban
hunting menu or freaking it didn't fine.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings
on the twenties only on.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
The New ninety six one.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Hello, Yeah, what's up, dude?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
This is Dawn. How are you?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Well, is this this is Michael right.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Speak?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, dude, this is Paul Donkler. Most people just call
me donk though, I'm sure you've heard a lot about me,
So yeah, how you doing.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Man, I'm fine, I'm sorry. I don't think I know
of Paul.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh well, you might just know me as Donk, because
I'm sure she's talked about me quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Have we met before?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No, we have not, like officially met. That's why I'm
giving you a call, because I figured it's high time
to do that. Kathy is your mom, yes, and her
I love you very much, by the way, And I'm
your mom's new boyfriend, so I figured I would call
and throw you an intro and you know, talk about
stuff if you wanted to talk about anything.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You I'm sorry, did you say my mom's boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, dude, we've been dating pretty heavy for you know,
about a month or two. You and I figured it
was time that I call him make an intro, you know,
because it's always weird and a new dad uners the picture.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
No, no, no, no, do not, Paul, listen, that's totally inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You Okay, Well, DONK wants you to know, dude that
like I respect your mom and like she's the light
of my life.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Dude, Oh my god, what the but my mom is
sixty five? Yeah, Audie, how are you? Man?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
How sixty five? But like spry, you know what I mean,
Like I remember gloss get out?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Does my mom even know you're calling me right now?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
She does not, dude, Because I said I should call it.
She thought maybe we should do it over dinner, you know,
like an intro or whatever. But I was like, you know,
these boys, I got to get on the phone with
him right away, you know, and talk to them a
little bit, because like I'm the new.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You've already talked to my brother then? And did he
respond well to this conversation? I sound like a moron.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I haven't called him yet. I figured i'd call you first,
you know, and and then I would call him.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Don't bother calling him. I'm going to talk to our
mom and let her know that you and I spoke
on the phone, or if you can even call having
this an actual conversation. You sound like a moron. I
don't want you anywhere near my family.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, So I read a book recently, like on being
a new parent. I know that sometimes when like a
new dad enters the life my dad stop saying that,
it can be confusing for the children.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You know, how old are you thirty two, but like
I'm older than you, man, I don't need you in
my life.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
That can be very confusing for a young guy like you.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You're not You're not my new dad.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You have to stop saying that this creepy and annoying. Okay,
you're younger than me, You're just she hasn't even mentioned you,
so you don't even have to worry about doing any
sort of fatherly stuff like taking me at the dinner,
giving me a phone call, or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
She's sixty five, She's fine if we do.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You want to go to the park this weekend and
maybe throw the ball around, could teach you how to
hit a ball or something you know.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, I don't want to play ball. I don't want God,
I know how to hit a ball. I do not
want to go to the park with you.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You just.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Perhaps it's so annoying. This is I told her not
to get on them.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I do want to say that your mom shared with
me that you always wanted a puppy when you were younger,
and I'm willing to buy a faction said I have
a puppy and you could have that. God.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
No, I don't want anything from you. I wanted a
puppy that was three years ago.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
As the new father figure in your life. I'm willing
to make that happen.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Stop saying father figure, You're going to make me blow much.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, Now, I'll just tell you that this is a
prank phone call. This is actually Gebel from the Jebel
Show doing a phone brank on you and your brother
set you up. It's a joke. What he said that
your mom just joined the dating apps and you guys
were talking about it and he wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh jeez, I can't believe. Oh god, you got me
to think that my mom was actually dating for me.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday Mornings on the twenties
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