October 21, 2024 • 8 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, we dive into two side-splitting pranks that will leave you in stitches. First, we have the “Visa Card Chaos” where Jubal, posing as a Visa representative, convinces an unsuspecting victim that they are responsible for fraudulent charges on their stolen credit card. The tension escalates as the victim’s frustration boils over, leading to a hilarious revelation that it’s all a prank set up by their roommate.
Next, we move to the “Parking Lot Pandemonium” where Jubal, pretending to be Officer Pete Deakins from building security, accuses a resident of dinging a car door in the parking lot. The prank takes a wild turn with threats of fines, eviction, and even a judo chop! The victim’s confusion and anger reach a peak before the big reveal that it’s all a joke orchestrated by their girlfriend.
Tune in to hear these outrageous pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show. Don’t miss out on the laughs and the unexpected twists that make these pranks unforgettable!
Next, we move to the “Parking Lot Pandemonium” where Jubal, pretending to be Officer Pete Deakins from building security, accuses a resident of dinging a car door in the parking lot. The prank takes a wild turn with threats of fines, eviction, and even a judo chop! The victim’s confusion and anger reach a peak before the big reveal that it’s all a joke orchestrated by their girlfriend.
Tune in to hear these outrageous pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show. Don’t miss out on the laughs and the unexpected twists that make these pranks unforgettable!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jebile phone prank weekday Mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six to one now. Hello, Hey,
it's a great day here at V some. My name
is Pete Deakins. I was looking for our customer, Josh.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
This is he to help you.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hi, Josh, how are you doing today? I'm okay, Hey, listen,
I'm calling you because you recently had your credit card
stolen and a bunch of charges on it.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, and it was a nightmare to fix. Is just
like a customer survey about that, and I would love
to complain.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh well, no, this is not a customer survey about it.
I'm actually calling to talk to you about some issues
that we had with that. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, what are they?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, you are actually going to be responsible for all
of those charges that were charged on your card when
it was stolen, Like, hell, I am what happened? Well,
the person that you spoke to when your card was
originally stolen that reversed all the charges made a mistake.
They were new to the company, and so I'm fixing
that for them.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Okay, Well fix it right, don't fix it in a
way that screws me. I can't imagine why it would
be my fault. My car was stolen, wasn't it can
make me responsible for that when it's worn outside of
your guy's terms of service.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, we hear a Visa. We take a lot of
pride in our card and we also expect that our
customers do the same. I think you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Were you there, Visa can kiss my if you think
that I'm going to pay these fraudulent.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Charge and well, it's just that we do feel like
our customers should be more responsible with their belongings. And
it sounds like you lost your card and somebody found it.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I didn't lose my card and somebody found it. Somebody
stole my whole wallet. I had to go get a
new idea. Was an absolute nightmare to deal with every
bit of it, and it took me forever to get
a real person when I all to complain about it.
I just kept getting stuck in this loop of an
automated service. You can stop with them right now because
it's nothing but condescending and pissing.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Me fall Okay, Josh, I just want to let you
know I'm listening, and that is my way of active
listening to let you know that I'm hearing you and
what you're it's your.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Way of ignoring me.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Why you wait for your chance to.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Tell me how I'm getting screwed by your company?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So your need is start technically square to God with
the again. Let me talk to your supervisor.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'm sorry? What was that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I know that's still your way of ignoring me while
you're waiting for your chance to talk. Just give me
a solution, give me a supervisor, give me something.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm so sorry. What was that? What'd you say? I'm
so sorry?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You and me ignoring me. It's disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, Josh, I hear you, and I see you, and you're.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Lucky I can't see you, because then I'd be able
to come up and find you, or at the very least,
figure out who you are and get you fired. There's
no way that this business is going to treat their
customers like this and expect to keep them.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay. I should also add we did find the name
of the person who stole your card. Are you interested
in that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well? No, it was not me. Their name was Devin.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Are you me right now?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's my Hey, my goodness. Well, I guess we got
to watch we Room with Don't weak. Hey, this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank
on you and your roommate. Devin set you up.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It's a joke. He said that you recently got your
card stolen and want to mess with you. Oh my god, my.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Chest is so right now. Oh god, I was ready
to really put my.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Hands in the market.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I feel like you couldn't known better than it. Oh,
wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's another Jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six to one now. Hello, Hi,
this is Officer Pete Eakins calling from building Management. I'm
calling in regards to an incident in the parking lot
the other day. Is this Trent who lives in apartment
(04:11):
four thirteen.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, yeah, you said you're an officer.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Officer Pete Eakins. Yes, assistant to the head of building
security here working mostly in the parking lot and I
need to speak with you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Well, I'm sure you know why I'm calling.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
No, I don't know at all.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, Well, then let's take a little jog down memory lane,
shall we. Trent, sure, got your running shoes on, I'll
stretched out. I'm ready to go for a little job
with me.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Sure what's going for? Yeah? Sure? Whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, I was doing my normal job, going through all
of the video from the parking garage over the last month,
and I noticed something rather shocking. You want to.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Explain, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh you don't. Okay, Like I said, let's go for
a little job. Then a week ago on Tuesday, you
dinged the car door next to you, didn't You getting
out of your car all willy nilly, not paying attention,
and you dinged the car next to you.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Excuse me? Mm hmmm, yep, I don't understand what's going on.
I never dinged any car.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I want to remind you you're speaking to an officer.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Here, buddy. Keep calling yourself an officer.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Because I am assistant to the head of building security here.
I work mostly in the parking lot. Officer pe is
my name.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So you're not even the officer. You're a parking lot
security guy.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, I am the assistant to the head of building security.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You're a security officer.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I am an officer of the law. Okay, no, you're not,
and you will address me appropriately and show me some respect.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You haven't been respectful to me. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, well, I guess you're not going to admit it,
so I'll let you know that I did further inspection
and I was able to get a tiny pink chip
from the car that parks next to you off of
the door, and I spent the entire week matching it
to your car. And you are indeed guilty of this
crime everything.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You spend a whole week doing this, Yes, I did.
That's sad, and I did not do anything like that.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Okay. I'm going to need you to come down to
the PRECINC and fill out some forms and I may
be issuing an a restaurant and you will be fined
seven hundred dollars on your next month's rent and face eviction.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
What precinc. Bro, you're not even an officer.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You're on You're going downstairs in the parking garage where
I am.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's about Preestinc. That's that's okay, you know what, So
you really think that you can arrest me or give
me a what a fine for like seven hundred dollars fine,
where are you talking?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
You'll be fined seven hundred dollars on next month's rent
and face eviction. And yes, I have half a mind
to issue an a restaurant based on how you've lied
to me under oath under.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Who do you think you are?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Like?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You have no jurisdy.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I am officer facons assistant to the head of building.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Security, and I even like the head of security you
to assist ahead of the curious assistant.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
To the head of security. The assistant is Paul.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay, so you basically have no power at all. And
if you really think that you can find me seven
hundred dollars, I probably will come. I will more than
likely come over there. I kick your.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Okay, you've just threatened an officer of the law. I
have that documented.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, Yeah, make sure to get everything documented, because I'm
going to come over there.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I kick your If you come down here, I will
judo chop you so quick you won't know what happened.
Judo chop.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
What you're going to juodle chop me, Judo chop.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I'm gonna get you on the ground that I'm gonnaikle
you to your peer pants.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
This has got to be a joke. Are you serious?
Are you five?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No? I'm not serious. This is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your
girlfriends set you up.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Wait it what a joke.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
She said that the building management in your place is
kind of ales and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh my god, I thought something was up when you
started saying Judo chop Like what?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties,
It's another Jebile phone prank weekday Mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six to one now. Hello, Hey,
it's a great day here at V some. My name
is Pete Deakins. I was looking for our customer, Josh.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
This is he to help you.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hi, Josh, how are you doing today? I'm okay, Hey, listen,
I'm calling you because you recently had your credit card
stolen and a bunch of charges on it.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, and it was a nightmare to fix. Is just
like a customer survey about that, and I would love
to complain.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh well, no, this is not a customer survey about it.
I'm actually calling to talk to you about some issues
that we had with that. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, what are they?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, you are actually going to be responsible for all
of those charges that were charged on your card when
it was stolen, Like, hell, I am what happened? Well,
the person that you spoke to when your card was
originally stolen that reversed all the charges made a mistake.
They were new to the company, and so I'm fixing
that for them.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Okay, Well fix it right, don't fix it in a
way that screws me. I can't imagine why it would
be my fault. My car was stolen, wasn't it can
make me responsible for that when it's worn outside of
your guy's terms of service.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, we hear a Visa. We take a lot of
pride in our card and we also expect that our
customers do the same. I think you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Were you there, Visa can kiss my if you think
that I'm going to pay these fraudulent.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Charge and well, it's just that we do feel like
our customers should be more responsible with their belongings. And
it sounds like you lost your card and somebody found it.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I didn't lose my card and somebody found it. Somebody
stole my whole wallet. I had to go get a
new idea. Was an absolute nightmare to deal with every
bit of it, and it took me forever to get
a real person when I all to complain about it.
I just kept getting stuck in this loop of an
automated service. You can stop with them right now because
it's nothing but condescending and pissing.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Me fall Okay, Josh, I just want to let you
know I'm listening, and that is my way of active
listening to let you know that I'm hearing you and
what you're it's your.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Way of ignoring me.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Why you wait for your chance to.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Tell me how I'm getting screwed by your company?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So your need is start technically square to God with
the again. Let me talk to your supervisor.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'm sorry? What was that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I know that's still your way of ignoring me while
you're waiting for your chance to talk. Just give me
a solution, give me a supervisor, give me something.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm so sorry. What was that? What'd you say? I'm
so sorry?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You and me ignoring me. It's disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, Josh, I hear you, and I see you, and you're.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Lucky I can't see you, because then I'd be able
to come up and find you, or at the very least,
figure out who you are and get you fired. There's
no way that this business is going to treat their
customers like this and expect to keep them.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay. I should also add we did find the name
of the person who stole your card. Are you interested
in that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well? No, it was not me. Their name was Devin.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Are you me right now?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's my Hey, my goodness. Well, I guess we got
to watch we Room with Don't weak. Hey, this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank
on you and your roommate. Devin set you up.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It's a joke. He said that you recently got your
card stolen and want to mess with you. Oh my god, my.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Chest is so right now. Oh god, I was ready
to really put my.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Hands in the market.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I feel like you couldn't known better than it. Oh,
wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's another Jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six to one now. Hello, Hi,
this is Officer Pete Eakins calling from building Management. I'm
calling in regards to an incident in the parking lot
the other day. Is this Trent who lives in apartment
(04:11):
four thirteen.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, yeah, you said you're an officer.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Officer Pete Eakins. Yes, assistant to the head of building
security here working mostly in the parking lot and I
need to speak with you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Well, I'm sure you know why I'm calling.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
No, I don't know at all.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, Well, then let's take a little jog down memory lane,
shall we. Trent, sure, got your running shoes on, I'll
stretched out. I'm ready to go for a little job
with me.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Sure what's going for? Yeah? Sure? Whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, I was doing my normal job, going through all
of the video from the parking garage over the last month,
and I noticed something rather shocking. You want to.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Explain, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh you don't. Okay, Like I said, let's go for
a little job. Then a week ago on Tuesday, you
dinged the car door next to you, didn't You getting
out of your car all willy nilly, not paying attention,
and you dinged the car next to you.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Excuse me? Mm hmmm, yep, I don't understand what's going on.
I never dinged any car.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I want to remind you you're speaking to an officer.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Here, buddy. Keep calling yourself an officer.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Because I am assistant to the head of building security here.
I work mostly in the parking lot. Officer pe is
my name.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So you're not even the officer. You're a parking lot
security guy.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, I am the assistant to the head of building security.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You're a security officer.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I am an officer of the law. Okay, no, you're not,
and you will address me appropriately and show me some respect.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You haven't been respectful to me. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, well, I guess you're not going to admit it,
so I'll let you know that I did further inspection
and I was able to get a tiny pink chip
from the car that parks next to you off of
the door, and I spent the entire week matching it
to your car. And you are indeed guilty of this
crime everything.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You spend a whole week doing this, Yes, I did.
That's sad, and I did not do anything like that.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Okay. I'm going to need you to come down to
the PRECINC and fill out some forms and I may
be issuing an a restaurant and you will be fined
seven hundred dollars on your next month's rent and face eviction.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
What precinc. Bro, you're not even an officer.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You're on You're going downstairs in the parking garage where
I am.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's about Preestinc. That's that's okay, you know what, So
you really think that you can arrest me or give
me a what a fine for like seven hundred dollars fine,
where are you talking?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
You'll be fined seven hundred dollars on next month's rent
and face eviction. And yes, I have half a mind
to issue an a restaurant based on how you've lied
to me under oath under.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Who do you think you are?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Like?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You have no jurisdy.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I am officer facons assistant to the head of building.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Security, and I even like the head of security you
to assist ahead of the curious assistant.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
To the head of security. The assistant is Paul.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay, so you basically have no power at all. And
if you really think that you can find me seven
hundred dollars, I probably will come. I will more than
likely come over there. I kick your.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Okay, you've just threatened an officer of the law. I
have that documented.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, Yeah, make sure to get everything documented, because I'm
going to come over there.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I kick your If you come down here, I will
judo chop you so quick you won't know what happened.
Judo chop.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
What you're going to juodle chop me, Judo chop.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I'm gonna get you on the ground that I'm gonnaikle
you to your peer pants.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
This has got to be a joke. Are you serious?
Are you five?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No? I'm not serious. This is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your
girlfriends set you up.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Wait it what a joke.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
She said that the building management in your place is
kind of ales and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh my god, I thought something was up when you
started saying Judo chop Like what?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties,
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