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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile sohone Franks on the twenties only. I'm
a new ninety six one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now Hello, Hello, Dave. Yeah, Hey, this is Pete Deakins.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'm working.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I work with the company that's building your treehouse in
the backyard.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Okay, what about it?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Uh we uh?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Oh boy?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Uh we got a problem?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
What what? What's the problem? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So I built the treehouse, but I kind of closed
myself inside, so I'm stuck in the I'm trapped in
the treehouse.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
What to do?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
We?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I mean what?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I drew a thing for the door, but I left
my tools outside and then I closed it all up
and now I'm stuck in.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Here in your tree. Listen, come rescue me?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Can you rescue me?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I cannot come rescue dude.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I'm I'm busy.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
My phone's about to die and there's no charger up
here because I'm in a tree.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Dude, this is I can't do nothing for you.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I won't be home for another forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I'm forty minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I don't know what we're gonna do it forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I don't live any food, dude. Come on, man, it's
only forty minutes. You're not going.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
To die or no, I'm trapped.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Your first call.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Anyway, because I figured you could come rescue me.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Since it's your tree.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I can't help you with this. What the hell?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I want to let you know that I also called
my lawyer.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Who's your lawyer? You called your lawyer? You call your mama? Suing?
You suing me for what?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Because I'm stuck in your tree?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, don't don't call me with this book. I mean,
you know you're talking about you caught up in a tree.
It's not even my fault. This is this is so stupid.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Order the treehouse built, I wouldn't be stuck.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Up here, you know what. I'm gonna tell you this.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
It's gonna be off my property when I get there.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh my god, there's a squirrel.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, well, I hope the squirrel bites you in an
because this is so stupid. And you know what, I'm
calling the cops and and damn it, they get you
out of that damn treehouse before I get home, because
when I get home, I'm gonna take you at that
treehouse myself, and you may not come out.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
At one piece. And you know what, trying to sue.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Me for you being the idiot getting caught in the tree, Like,
what kind of is that.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You're gonna sue me?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Hey, David deserve to get bit kicked and fussing an
by the squirrel and me whooping you Dave.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
This is actually Jubil Jesus, actually Gibel from the Jebel
Show doing a phone brank on you and your wife.
Say you up what he said?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
She said, you're.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Having a treehouse built for your kids and wanting to
mess with you.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I couldn't believe this dude was calling me in the
middle of they talking about he's stuck in a treeout
like here.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties. It's another Jeuble phone prank weekday mornings
on the twenties only on the New ninety six to one.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Now, Hello, I want to play a game. Who is this?
You have a big presentation in twenty minutes? James? Who
is it?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I do? Who is it? Let's play a game. I
don't want to play a game. Who is it? Wouldn't
it be a shame if your laptop with the presentation
was missing? James? What are you talking about? Dick? Listen,
I have to go. Who is it? Hello? What are
you talking about? Bye? Where is my laptop? Fifteen minutes?
(04:03):
James want to.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
No, I don't want to play game.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I want my laptop. I bet you do want your laptop? James,
This isn't funny. This is a big deal for me.
Where is my laptop? You're crazy? I'm not the one
running around the office looking for my laptop. Now, I'm
my James, give me my laptop. It's trash day, James,
isn't it? Ttok? No?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
What?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
But what? You better not give me my laptop.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I have a big resentation.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
This means a lot to me.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
There's a loading dock with a dumpster that will be
taking out in three minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
James, Oh my god, you better not throw away my
right away, my laptop.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It takes you four minutes to get to the dumpster,
doesn't it. TikTok.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
All my information is on there.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
TikTok.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh my god, you better not throw my laptop and
a dumpster.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
TikTok, TikTok.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
You said it within the dumpster.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Games of fun, aren't the James?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I went to the dumpster. They took the trash out.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
It's a shame. James. I didn't know that they were
within the dumpster. No, I didn't, James, she did. I
didn't say it was in the dumpster. James. I just
told you there was a dumpster that was going to
be taken out in three minutes, and it takes you
four minutes to get downstairs with me. Twelve minutes, James.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Tip top, I read my presentation in twelve minutes.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Where's your co worker Alyssa? James, I don't know what
she is. Eleven minutes, James, what's the habit? What did
you do with the liptops? Why were you to find
your coworker Alyssa? James, where is the list up? Ten
minutes James, to help with me?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Where is a LISTO?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
She's hiding in the bathroom with your laptop because this
is actually a Jewel.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
From the Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your coworker, Alyssa. Say you up. I said, you
guys have a presentation together in a few minutes, and
she wanted me to hide your laptop and play a sinister.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Game with you.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Oh my god, no, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
First out, have a good meeting chives hope it goes well. TikTok.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
It can't get worse than that.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties