October 17, 2024 • 8 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and laughter with The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, Jubal pulls off two outrageous pranks that leave the unsuspecting victims in utter disbelief.
First, Jubal poses as a concerned obstetrician calling Scott, who is blindsided by the news that he’s listed as the father of his friend’s girlfriend’s baby. The confusion and panic that ensue are nothing short of hysterical as Scott tries to make sense of the shocking revelation.
Next, Jubal takes on the role of a substitute teacher who brings an eagle into the classroom for show-and-tell. The chaos that follows is pure comedy gold as the teacher struggles to manage the wild bird and keep the kids safe, all while trying to maintain his composure on the phone with a frantic parent.
Tune in to hear these jaw-dropping pranks unfold and enjoy the priceless reactions that make The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks a must-listen. Don’t miss out on the fun and laughter – subscribe now and never miss an episode!
First, Jubal poses as a concerned obstetrician calling Scott, who is blindsided by the news that he’s listed as the father of his friend’s girlfriend’s baby. The confusion and panic that ensue are nothing short of hysterical as Scott tries to make sense of the shocking revelation.
Next, Jubal takes on the role of a substitute teacher who brings an eagle into the classroom for show-and-tell. The chaos that follows is pure comedy gold as the teacher struggles to manage the wild bird and keep the kids safe, all while trying to maintain his composure on the phone with a frantic parent.
Tune in to hear these jaw-dropping pranks unfold and enjoy the priceless reactions that make The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks a must-listen. Don’t miss out on the fun and laughter – subscribe now and never miss an episode!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm a new ninety six to one.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hello, Hi, this is P.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Deacon's calling from doctor's office. Am I speaking with Scott?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah a Hi. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So I'm just wondering why you haven't been here. I'm
taking it, kind of taking it on myself to make
this phone call. I'm kind of putting it on myself
to make this phone call. But you know, it really
does bother me when fathers don't show up to this
sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well no, waituh so, I mean, okay, wait, did you
say the word father?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yes, I'm calling from doctor's office. We are the obstratricians
for Jess, the mother of your soon to be born child,
and you have not been to any of the visits.
And I took note of it. I'm a little protective
of our patients sometimes and I just thought i'd call
and ask where have you been?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay, okay, okay, so the wait hold on, I think
you got the wrongs. Got you said father?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You said Ostrich is a physician or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I don't I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I don't make an appointment as an obstratrician.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I don't know what me Jess, whom I assume you
know very well.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, that's my homies girl jests. And so you said
she made an appointment for a what now she.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Has already been in our office three or four times
because she's pregnant and you are listed as the father.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yo, No way, are you serious. You're saying that Just
is pregnant right now? She's made what the ruh? Oh No,
this ain't it. This is nuts. Are you so serious
just saying I'm the father to Scott is the father?
It's one hundred percent Scott. Yes, that's who's just listed
as the father.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
She's been in by herself every single time she's come
to see us, and that's why I got upset, and
I was like, I'm you know what, I'm gonna just
go ahead and call this guy.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Uh So she hasn't told you? It sounds like, nah,
I ain't heard none of this. This is all news
to me, Bro, this is news to me. I'm stretching this.
This is crazy. They're saying Jess is pregnant. She's been
scheduling appointments, doing the whole thing. I ain't heard nothing
about that until right now. This is nuts, dude, But bro, Like,
(02:18):
I mean, we hooked up a couple months ago, but like,
but Bro, I didn't know none of this. She kind
of been goes to me a little bit. And also
he has too, like my homie hasn't, so you know,
like they were on a break right like hitting him
and his girl.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
They were like broken up.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
For a while and stuff got weird with me and her.
It got weird with me and him too.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
But he ain't pregnant right now, so it's not that
little like this is dude, I don't know how to handle.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
This is insane.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Bro, I gotta like, what do I go?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh my, okay, hey Scott, I'm so sorry about this.
Seems like this is I mean, obviously that's the big
news you just got. You know what if you do uh,
you know, if you could slide me, I don't know,
fifteen hundred bucks, I could change the name on it
for you.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So he's the dad, not you. You what fifteen hundred bucks.
I didn't need a bowl of mustard yesterday. I don't
got fifteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I got frenches and some ketchup packets at my crib
right now in a paper bowl.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's what I have. That's my name.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Like, I can throw you that, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I don't know how to handle it.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I'll take them. No, it's bro, I will take them. Well,
what did you just say that you'll take a bowl
of mustard and cash up.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
To change the name on this?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
This child? Is this legit? Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Absolutely bring them down here this afternoon because I could
use them.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Actually I talked to them. Okay, bro, look this gotta
be no, this is some weird This is some weird. Bro,
this gotta be something else. Man, Like, are you okay?
Are you listening? Serious? I never met a doctor on
my EEDT situation. I don't know if I'm trusting this.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
This is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brank on you. Your friends Jess and Kyle actually
sets you up for this phone brank.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh my no, bro, are you are you serious?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah? They want God, I'm they said that when they
were on a break, you guys messed around and they
wanted to mess with you. Oh my jop By, Bro,
I didnot, Oh my me, I was worried about I'm
texting my mom right now. I almost fit that wake
(04:12):
up every morning with jubal phone pranks weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Now, oh god, whoa, Oh my goodness, that was close.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
One. Stay under the desks. Stay, don't come out, Okay,
stay down there. Hello. Hello, Hi, Hello, I'm looking for Tina. Yeah, yeah,
hey Tina. Hi, Oh my god, Hello, tenis ah? Tena
is still there? Oh my goodness, that was close. So yes, Hi.
(04:55):
My name is mister Oh my goodness, that was a
close one.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Ow ow.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And girl. Hello, I'm sorry, yes, stop it? What are
you so angry? Tina? My name is mister Pete Eakins.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I'm the substitute teacher in Desmond's class today.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Sorry, i's been certain good class. Your son. Oh my god, Hello,
what's happening? Okay? I think he's calming down. I think
he's calming down. He's perched.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yes, So I'm calling all the parents of the students
in the class today to see if any of them
has any experience with any wildlife.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You've been experience with any wildlife. I'm speaking, what you wrong?
Your son is fine, Your son is fine. All the
kids are fine so far.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So I'm the substitute teacher, and I thought it'd be
really fun for show and tell today. I'm talking a
little quiet because he's currently perched and I don't want
to disrupt him.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
What is going on? Uh? Suit? Okay, Yeah, he's currently
purchased on top of the cabinet. What is perched on
top of the cabinet Edgar the eagle.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So I thought it'd be uh, it'd be fun to
bring an eagle in here to data to show the kids.
You know, I'm a substitute so and a lot of
teaching going on, so I brought my Okay, what is
wrong with inside?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, he's out again.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
He's off the perch. He's gone at me. What's going on?
Is I just I'm wondering if you have any experience
at ring any kind of birds of preak, because oh goodness,
he just that's my lie, that's my lunch. That's my lunch.
(06:44):
He just snatched my lunch right right off of the top.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I don't don't if I don't want to want him
to move because okay, he's purchased again.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
He took my lunch bag right off the tap.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I don't give a about your lunch bag.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Please get my child out of there right now, and
the other children. What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
So I just would rather try to figure this out,
because you know, if I have to vacate the classroom,
can do that out. Yeah, but I don't want to
raise any alarm. So you know, it's my first substitute
teaching job, so I.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Don't even your first job. Get right, Oh my god,
you did it. He just sent off the perch again, stoping.
Oh my god. I'm gonna hang out and I'm gonna
call nine one and you're gonna get everybody out of
here anyway. Do you know what? Okay, just question for
you that. Do you know what? Will calm and eagle down?
Stay under the desks, Stay under the desks. I've got this.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, mister miss Reakins, has this handled handled?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh my godness, hello you hear me? Can you still
hear me? He's perched again, but he took the phone
out of my hands.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Oh my god, can you do you hear me? You
go ahead the phone?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Can you even hear me? Anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Hello, can you put it on speaker phone, mister Eagle.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
If you can hear me, I don't ask.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Hey, I gotta go. I gotta go to my kids
school right now. Is not even happening. The stupid stuffitute
like brought an eagle in the classroom.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I gotta s so sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I'll be back as soon as I can. I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Well, don't leave work yet, because this is actually Jubile
from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Then your husband set you up. It's a joke, your
husband set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
God No, I really literally thought some substitute brought an
eagle inside a classroom.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It's another Jubile sound drank weekday mornings on the twenties.
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm a new ninety six to one.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hello, Hi, this is P.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Deacon's calling from doctor's office. Am I speaking with Scott?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah a Hi. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So I'm just wondering why you haven't been here. I'm
taking it, kind of taking it on myself to make
this phone call. I'm kind of putting it on myself
to make this phone call. But you know, it really
does bother me when fathers don't show up to this
sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well no, waituh so, I mean, okay, wait, did you
say the word father?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yes, I'm calling from doctor's office. We are the obstratricians
for Jess, the mother of your soon to be born child,
and you have not been to any of the visits.
And I took note of it. I'm a little protective
of our patients sometimes and I just thought i'd call
and ask where have you been?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay, okay, okay, so the wait hold on, I think
you got the wrongs. Got you said father?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You said Ostrich is a physician or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I don't I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I don't make an appointment as an obstratrician.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I don't know what me Jess, whom I assume you
know very well.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, that's my homies girl jests. And so you said
she made an appointment for a what now she.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Has already been in our office three or four times
because she's pregnant and you are listed as the father.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yo, No way, are you serious. You're saying that Just
is pregnant right now? She's made what the ruh? Oh No,
this ain't it. This is nuts. Are you so serious
just saying I'm the father to Scott is the father?
It's one hundred percent Scott. Yes, that's who's just listed
as the father.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
She's been in by herself every single time she's come
to see us, and that's why I got upset, and
I was like, I'm you know what, I'm gonna just
go ahead and call this guy.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Uh So she hasn't told you? It sounds like, nah,
I ain't heard none of this. This is all news
to me, Bro, this is news to me. I'm stretching this.
This is crazy. They're saying Jess is pregnant. She's been
scheduling appointments, doing the whole thing. I ain't heard nothing
about that until right now. This is nuts, dude, But bro, Like,
(02:18):
I mean, we hooked up a couple months ago, but like,
but Bro, I didn't know none of this. She kind
of been goes to me a little bit. And also
he has too, like my homie hasn't, so you know,
like they were on a break right like hitting him
and his girl.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
They were like broken up.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
For a while and stuff got weird with me and her.
It got weird with me and him too.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
But he ain't pregnant right now, so it's not that
little like this is dude, I don't know how to handle.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
This is insane.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Bro, I gotta like, what do I go?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh my, okay, hey Scott, I'm so sorry about this.
Seems like this is I mean, obviously that's the big
news you just got. You know what if you do uh,
you know, if you could slide me, I don't know,
fifteen hundred bucks, I could change the name on it
for you.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So he's the dad, not you. You what fifteen hundred bucks.
I didn't need a bowl of mustard yesterday. I don't
got fifteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I got frenches and some ketchup packets at my crib
right now in a paper bowl.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's what I have. That's my name.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Like, I can throw you that, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I don't know how to handle it.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I'll take them. No, it's bro, I will take them. Well,
what did you just say that you'll take a bowl
of mustard and cash up.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
To change the name on this?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
This child? Is this legit? Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Absolutely bring them down here this afternoon because I could
use them.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Actually I talked to them. Okay, bro, look this gotta
be no, this is some weird This is some weird. Bro,
this gotta be something else. Man, Like, are you okay?
Are you listening? Serious? I never met a doctor on
my EEDT situation. I don't know if I'm trusting this.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
This is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brank on you. Your friends Jess and Kyle actually
sets you up for this phone brank.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh my no, bro, are you are you serious?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah? They want God, I'm they said that when they
were on a break, you guys messed around and they
wanted to mess with you. Oh my jop By, Bro,
I didnot, Oh my me, I was worried about I'm
texting my mom right now. I almost fit that wake
(04:12):
up every morning with jubal phone pranks weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
I'm a new ninety six one.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Now, oh god, whoa, Oh my goodness, that was close.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
One. Stay under the desks. Stay, don't come out, Okay,
stay down there. Hello. Hello, Hi, Hello, I'm looking for Tina. Yeah, yeah,
hey Tina. Hi, Oh my god, Hello, tenis ah? Tena
is still there? Oh my goodness, that was close. So yes, Hi.
(04:55):
My name is mister Oh my goodness, that was a
close one.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Ow ow.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And girl. Hello, I'm sorry, yes, stop it? What are
you so angry? Tina? My name is mister Pete Eakins.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I'm the substitute teacher in Desmond's class today.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Sorry, i's been certain good class. Your son. Oh my god, Hello,
what's happening? Okay? I think he's calming down. I think
he's calming down. He's perched.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yes, So I'm calling all the parents of the students
in the class today to see if any of them
has any experience with any wildlife.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You've been experience with any wildlife. I'm speaking, what you wrong?
Your son is fine, Your son is fine. All the
kids are fine so far.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So I'm the substitute teacher, and I thought it'd be
really fun for show and tell today. I'm talking a
little quiet because he's currently perched and I don't want
to disrupt him.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
What is going on? Uh? Suit? Okay, Yeah, he's currently
purchased on top of the cabinet. What is perched on
top of the cabinet Edgar the eagle.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So I thought it'd be uh, it'd be fun to
bring an eagle in here to data to show the kids.
You know, I'm a substitute so and a lot of
teaching going on, so I brought my Okay, what is
wrong with inside?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, he's out again.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
He's off the perch. He's gone at me. What's going on?
Is I just I'm wondering if you have any experience
at ring any kind of birds of preak, because oh goodness,
he just that's my lie, that's my lunch. That's my lunch.
(06:44):
He just snatched my lunch right right off of the top.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I don't don't if I don't want to want him
to move because okay, he's purchased again.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
He took my lunch bag right off the tap.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I don't give a about your lunch bag.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Please get my child out of there right now, and
the other children. What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
So I just would rather try to figure this out,
because you know, if I have to vacate the classroom,
can do that out. Yeah, but I don't want to
raise any alarm. So you know, it's my first substitute
teaching job, so I.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Don't even your first job. Get right, Oh my god,
you did it. He just sent off the perch again, stoping.
Oh my god. I'm gonna hang out and I'm gonna
call nine one and you're gonna get everybody out of
here anyway. Do you know what? Okay, just question for
you that. Do you know what? Will calm and eagle down?
Stay under the desks, Stay under the desks. I've got this.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, mister miss Reakins, has this handled handled?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh my godness, hello you hear me? Can you still
hear me? He's perched again, but he took the phone
out of my hands.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Oh my god, can you do you hear me? You
go ahead the phone?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Can you even hear me? Anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Hello, can you put it on speaker phone, mister Eagle.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
If you can hear me, I don't ask.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Hey, I gotta go. I gotta go to my kids
school right now. Is not even happening. The stupid stuffitute
like brought an eagle in the classroom.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I gotta s so sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I'll be back as soon as I can. I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Well, don't leave work yet, because this is actually Jubile
from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Then your husband set you up. It's a joke, your
husband set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
God No, I really literally thought some substitute brought an
eagle inside a classroom.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It's another Jubile sound drank weekday mornings on the twenties.
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